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T0day is hte greatest da yy od your life

Today, Johnson Arroyo was really bad. This is a gayme recap. Buut I'm not sober enough to does a real one with a graph that I make. I'm really really drunk i think. In the first inning bRonson gave up a nothing. But after that I think he was bad. Then he ... someone told em to right a game recap or i wouldn't be doin h this . So aynways. He was bad after that. He let Ran Brayun and Prince Fielder and maybe even Kasey Kotchamn hit homeruns. Girls are stupid. I'm afraid your son is mentally retarded. I'm afraid that means he;ll never be not retarde. So, Joey votto hit a good hit and we gscored smoe runs and the puppy has cancer. Holy shit I'm drunk. I could probably pitch like bRonson arroyo right now. I' m watching something on tv and that's where the puppy got cancer. Afeter that ejerem horSt came in and he did bad too. It ihnk he gave up a home run to ryan Braun too. And John axford pitched and there as a double play. Then Ramon Hernandez wasn't very good and everyone cried hysterciically. I think this show is Americal Dad. The fir's boobs just got big and there's a gyu named tear jerkrer. Ther's a jiy in Beignjing. And Butte and lONdon.everyone is suppose to die and have celileverity babie sto on live. noooo1 tihis isnt' over smith. Any ways. I hope ywe sign joey votto to a long extesion. He's really good at basedvall. Nobody is as good as joey Votto. I falbert puhols was Joey V otoom he awould not even be as go Tere is a chimp in it? od at joey Vototo. Has anyone seesd planet of the apes/ I love you sexpot smith. but it's okay. Iwon't remener this tomorrow. The end, my alohold blodd content is...like if you w/ere at best buy and they wer el ike . You know how much it is? Thats more thatn this Thiat's how muchn it is. lIke atn invisible butt. I think next year we need to sign a lot of really good playerl That will make us perttter than the other tams and they weill be worse thatn us. We being the Reds. Go team@ you are really good :)

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how I wish Mark Kotsay were Casey Kotchman.

"Prince Fielder is too fat even for the Oakland A’s" - Billy Beane

by ol Pete on Sep 16, 2011 11:28 PM EDT reply actions  

This is a beautifully written and informative recap..Thanks Crolfs

Its about time somebody wrote a recap that makes sense.

Kevin Youkilis: If I were to go anywhere, I would want to go to Cincinnati .

by Madville on Sep 16, 2011 11:51 PM EDT reply actions  

What the hell...

I have very little recollection of writing this. I do know that I puked my brains out about an hour later though.

"Luna Lovegood is really freaking awesome in every way." -Me

by crolfer on Sep 17, 2011 8:36 AM EDT reply actions  

I hereby demand to be addressed as ejerem

"Wait, you think I'm being mean to the pretend orangutan?" -- battlekow

by jch24 on Sep 17, 2011 9:21 AM EDT reply actions  

Fuck the hell was that supposed to say?

"'Walkseem' is the word Marty uses when he is angry.
And he walkseem! Walkseem again!" - Cuetotally Amazing

by Ram27 on Sep 17, 2011 11:49 AM EDT up reply actions  

Jeremy Horst.

I think.

"Luna Lovegood is really freaking awesome in every way." -Me

by crolfer on Sep 17, 2011 12:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

All this from 3 beers?

Lightweight

There was something in the air that night, the stars were bright, Arredondo. They were shining there for you and me, for liberty, Arredondo.

by DTFH91 on Sep 17, 2011 10:46 AM EDT reply actions  

I think it was 4.

Over a short time. And an empty stomach. And it’s the second time I’ve been drunk. You people are a terrible influence. I need to drink with real people, not silly interwebbers.

"Luna Lovegood is really freaking awesome in every way." -Me

by crolfer on Sep 17, 2011 10:48 AM EDT up reply actions  

I'm not very good at this whole drinking thing.

"Luna Lovegood is really freaking awesome in every way." -Me

by crolfer on Sep 17, 2011 11:10 AM EDT up reply actions  

You know what they say

Practice makes perfect

There was something in the air that night, the stars were bright, Arredondo. They were shining there for you and me, for liberty, Arredondo.

by DTFH91 on Sep 17, 2011 11:14 AM EDT up reply actions  

pacrice madkes prefec?

"Luna Lovegood is really freaking awesome in every way." -Me

by crolfer on Sep 17, 2011 11:47 AM EDT up reply actions  

it was very good

i’ve spent a good deal of time making fun of 3d movies, but i must admit it looked cool & added a lot to the movie.

by 'tHan on Sep 17, 2011 4:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

i've yet to see a 3D movie

wanted to see XMen First Class in 3D, but didn’t want to wait the extra 90 minutes for it, nor pay the extra price

The ends justify the means

by Highlifeman21 on Sep 18, 2011 12:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

I drink with silly interwebber real people all the time!

Also, it’s time for us to not be a bad influence. I’m going to be a good influence and suggest sucking down a few cigs when you’re drinking to get drunk less quickly!

"Aroldis Chapman is a seven course meal followed by four hours of sex on the table with a nymphomaniac model heiress who owns her own brewery." - jch24

by BK on Sep 17, 2011 4:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

^^^

factual statement.

Come to STL next weekend, it’ll be a good idea, I swear.

"You said 'walks' twice."
"I like walks."

by Cy Schourek on Sep 17, 2011 7:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

this should be front paged

I don’t understand why its buried in Fanshots.

If mobile red reporter didn’t suck so much I probably wouldn’t have misclicked and found this gem.

Crolfs for mod!!!

"the only place they lost was the scoreboard"

by Ewok on Sep 17, 2011 6:14 PM EDT via mobile reply actions  

Hey young Crolfs...

Try this funny looking cigarette…no no no its free…my man, if you smoke one of these While you’re having a couple brews you won’t be sick or have a hang-over…sure that’s it…now hold in the smoke….don’t cough…

Kevin Youkilis: If I were to go anywhere, I would want to go to Cincinnati .

by Madville on Sep 18, 2011 10:13 AM EDT reply actions  

The few times I tried that I woke up confused a couple of hours later (noce naked)

"Wait, you think I'm being mean to the pretend orangutan?" -- battlekow

by jch24 on Sep 18, 2011 5:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

Sounds like you did it right.

"If you intended to debate this, you need to take a side." - johnu1

by PeteyHendrix on Sep 22, 2011 5:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

Can this be Front Page'd?

I almost avoided reading this. Thanks a lot, Fan Shots!

by FordhamRam on Sep 18, 2011 10:25 AM EDT reply actions  

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