J.C.'s in the house! Jump, jump for joy! Reds win, 2-1.
Joe Nuxhall Memorial Honorary Star of the Game
Johnny Cueto. On a night when I spied a Joe Nuxhall jersey, the JNMHSotG decision is an easy one. Cueto pitched 8 scoreless innings before giving up a leadoff home run to Ryan Zimmerman in the ninth. He struck out five and walked none, and still managed to lower his ERA. Honorable mentions go to Joey Votto (2-3, with a home run and two walks) and Dave Sappelt (a double. Good job, buddy.).
Key Plays
- I met up with riverfront76 and his son and was able to watch the first half of the game with them in their sweet front row seats in the right field corner. When Joey Votto came up to bat, I told the kid that Votto was the best hitter in baseball. Joey then proved me right by smashing a ball off Ross Detwiler and into the Reds bullpen beyond the left-center wall. Reds lead, 1-0.
- For a long time, it looked that bomb might be the only score in the game. But when Sean Burnett came in to pitch the eighth inning, the Reds got a few hits off him. Joey Votto and Jay Bruce started things off with back to back singles. With runners on the corners, Miguel Cairo chopped a ball back up the middle. Burnett made a nice snag, then threw to third to catch Votto leaning. Drew Stubbs then drew a walk to load the bases. Ryan Mattheus relieved Burnett and got Ramon Hernandez to ground out, but it was enough to drive in Bruce. Paul Janish walked, loading the bases again. With two outs, Dusty elected to let Johnny Cueto bat for himself. Sure, a pinch hitter was more likely to drive in a run, but Cueto had been pitching so well, two runs was all he needed. He grounded out. Reds lead, 2-0.
- Cueto cruised through the eighth, and Dusty sent him out for the ninth to finish the game, despite the heart of the Nationals order coming to the plate. Well, immediately that insurance run in the eighth came in handy, because Ryan Zimmerman creamed a pitch into centerfield for a home run. Francisco Cordero came in to close things out. I hope riverfront76 had already taken his kid home, because children shouldn't see what happened next. Cordero got Mike Morse out, but walked Jayson Werth and gave up a single to Danny Espinosa. Jonny Gomes then hit a hot grounder to Paul Janish's right. The runners were moving on the pitch, and Gomes was motoring down the line like a man possessed. He was called out at first on a bang-bang play earlier, and wanted there to be no doubt this time. It was a moot point because Janish slipped and dropped the ball anyway. Bases loaded, one out. Wilson Ramos then hit a grounder to Brandon Phillips, and he promptly turned the game-ending double play. It should be noted that Janish hung in and made a nice throw with Gomes sliding into him. Reds win, 2-1.
Other Notes
- Both teams wasted other bases loaded opportunities. The Reds had 'em chucked in the third inning, but Jay Bruce struck out and Miguel Cairo popped it up. In the bottom of the fourth, it wasn't bases loaded, but the Nats had men on second and third with one out. Jayson Werth popped out, then Danny Espinosa hit a line drive that Brandon Phillips somehow managed to catch. I mean, he jumped HIGH.
- Johnny Cueto struck out the side to start the game. He only struck out two more the rest of the way, but it was a pretty excellent beginning. His 1.89 ERA is best in the Majors.
- 25% of Ryan Zimmerman's home runs this season have come against the Reds in the last two days.
- Francisco Cordero now has 314 saves, tying him with Robb Nen for 16th all time.
- Besides riverfront76 and his kid, I also ran into the finest muffins quite by accident.
- But speaking of that kid, he has great baseball knowledge, and knows more about the stats of the team than I do. And just before the game, a random guy came up and said, "I've been looking for a Reds fan to give this to. It's a home run ball that Joey Votto hit in batting practice." I immediately said, "Give it to the kid!" then just as immediately wondered who this selfless stranger sitting in my seat was. Damn you, maturity!
- I guess that's just a perk of sitting in the first row. Another perk is sitting near the comely ball girl. She saw we were Reds fans and asked if we were fans of Jonny Gomes. I told her that I had worn my Gomes shirt to the game yesterday, and she said, "Oh yeah, I remember you! I saw you in The Bullpen after the game." Still got it.
- Yesterday was $1 hot dog day at the stadium, but I found my new favorite ballpark food: corn on the cob elote! Which means corn on the cob corn on the cob. Anyway, it's steamed corn, then covered in mayonnaise and sprinkled with grated cotija cheese. Delicious! And at $4.75, it's as close to a bargain as you're going to find at the ballpark. So scoot over Ben's half smoke and Curly W pretzel! Make way for the elote!
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Mayo? On Corn on the cob? FTH?
"Wait, you think I'm being mean to the pretend orangutan?" -- battlekow
As in, I can't imagine mayo being good on CoC
But then again I don’t like mayo in general.
"Wait, you think I'm being mean to the pretend orangutan?" -- battlekow
Neither do I
But you don’t really taste it. All I know is I really want another one of those things right now.
by Brendanukkah on Aug 18, 2011 10:32 AM EDT up reply actions
I'm not sure what Corrosion of Cornformity has to do with any of this.
A dope trailer is no place for a kitty.
by GlennBraggsSwingAndMissBrokenBat on Aug 18, 2011 11:11 AM EDT up reply actions
elote is delicious
Though kinda messy for ballpark eating.
Some people use sour cream instead of mayo.
It’s easy to make elote at home.
All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?
never had it before
but now I want to try it. I would, however, want to make it with sour cream as mayo can be a bit too rich and monotonous for my taste
it's not just mayo and cheese
Elote usually has chili powder, lemon or lime juice, and other spices.
Sometimes, you can pick your condiments…kinda like a baked potato bar, only with corn.
All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?
I thought it might be messy too
No real mess, though. I just made sure to eat it over the little dish it came in, and everything was fine.
by Brendanukkah on Aug 18, 2011 12:04 PM EDT up reply actions
speaking of food
whats the weirdest item at GABP
by cincyplayoffwin2012 on Aug 18, 2011 12:16 PM EDT up reply actions
In the grand scheme of things, probably a Cheese Coney.
Sort of like the Corn Cob Elote of the early 20th century, if you think about it.
by Cuetotally Amazing on Aug 18, 2011 12:22 PM EDT up reply actions
Smoked Turkey leg maybe
or the Goetta Dogs
Let a man come in and do the Popcorn.
by -ManBearPig on Aug 18, 2011 12:42 PM EDT up reply actions
Comely ball girl, eh?
You dog
There was something in the air that night, the stars were bright, Arredondo. They were shining there for you and me, for liberty, Arredondo.
How bout Jonny Gomes?
I had a serious feeling he was going to walk-off on us yesterday. Do you guys think he was really pissed after being traded and almost took it out on Janish with that hard slide?
by cincyplayoffwin2012 on Aug 18, 2011 10:27 AM EDT reply actions
The slide was hard but nowhere near being dirty
"Wait, you think I'm being mean to the pretend orangutan?" -- battlekow
He was definitely playing hard
But Jonny always plays hard.
by Brendanukkah on Aug 18, 2011 10:33 AM EDT up reply actions
I do detect a hint of wistfulness?
A dope trailer is no place for a kitty.
by GlennBraggsSwingAndMissBrokenBat on Aug 18, 2011 11:13 AM EDT up reply actions
Do I?
Don’t I?
I do!
A dope trailer is no place for a kitty.
by GlennBraggsSwingAndMissBrokenBat on Aug 18, 2011 11:14 AM EDT up reply actions
Gomes is that hard fucking crazy ex girlfriend
You liked having her around sometimes, but most of the times it was just stressful.
And, yet, it’s still weird seeing her with another dude.
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by supergrover on Aug 18, 2011 1:53 PM EDT up reply actions 6 recs
nah
Though he might have had a bit of a grudge after Janish gunned him down earlier in the game. :-)
All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?
But is there some frustration against the Reds?
Obviously, its got to feel bad to know you aren’t needed anymore
by cincyplayoffwin2012 on Aug 18, 2011 10:34 AM EDT reply actions
He wasn't mad when we was traded to Washington
"I’m sixth-year free agent at the end of this year," he said. "I’m not burning any bridges. I might have a Reds uniform on again some day down the road."
Bart: "Dad, what's a Muppet?"
Homer: "Well, it's not quite a mop, not quite a puppet, but man... (laughs, then pauses) So, to answer you question, I don't know."
I love those moments, feels good man
"Wait, you think I'm being mean to the pretend orangutan?" -- battlekow
You looking at the mirror doesn't count, boss
by ken on Aug 18, 2011 11:33 AM EDT up reply actions 4 recs
depends on how fast I'm beatin' it
"Wait, you think I'm being mean to the pretend orangutan?" -- battlekow
by jch24 on Aug 18, 2011 11:39 AM EDT up reply actions 4 recs
wipe the mirror when you're done, hoss
The ends justify the means
by Highlifeman21 on Aug 20, 2011 10:47 PM EDT up reply actions
these three words when yer gettin' busy
WHOOMP DERIT IS!
Tequila and pancakes, anyone?
by Kevin Mitchell is Batman on Aug 18, 2011 10:37 AM EDT via mobile reply actions 3 recs
I'm takin it back to the old school
Cause I’m an old fool who’s so cool
There was something in the air that night, the stars were bright, Arredondo. They were shining there for you and me, for liberty, Arredondo.
Fun night at the ballpark
Sat in LF. Chapman warmed in the 8th, seriously diverting attention from the field of play.
My niece says Sappelt is cute. She likes how his glove goes from his hip to his knee.
When you come to the fork in the road, take it.
by poojols on Aug 18, 2011 10:38 AM EDT via mobile reply actions
Also, Felicia Lobo sang the anthem then took her seat right behind us
She’s lovely, but I dunno, Dawg, it was a little pitchy for me.
When you come to the fork in the road, take it.
by poojols on Aug 18, 2011 11:03 AM EDT via mobile up reply actions 2 recs
I also sat in left field, in super awesome seats (I now appreciate Nationals Park way more after two nights of great seats.)
My brother and I got to school the impressionable young Nats fan behind us in the awesomeness that is Aroldis Chapman. The kid was really bummed he didn’t get to see him pitch. Also, when Jonny Gomes ran out to left field in the first inning, he turned to the Reds bullpen and made what my brother tells me is some wrestling gesture, much to the amusement of our relief corps.
Good to see you, Brenda! Sorry if I was a bit abrupt. I was positively starving, and you stood between me and a really terrible slice of pizza.
by the finest muffins on Aug 18, 2011 11:05 AM EDT up reply actions
Shoulda got the elote
And fuck you.
by Brendanukkah on Aug 18, 2011 11:14 AM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Nah
I wuz just saying Reds fans don’t need to hate on other reds fans
by cincyplayoffwin2012 on Aug 18, 2011 11:23 AM EDT up reply actions
I think muffins is a lovely individual and one of the best commenters here
I don’t like being called “Brenda” though.
by Brendanukkah on Aug 18, 2011 11:25 AM EDT up reply actions
Maybe your parents should have named you Brendan in that case!
"Luna Lovegood is really freaking awesome in every way." -Me
by crolfer on Aug 18, 2011 12:53 PM EDT up reply actions 2 recs
i just hope dat dude bp wuz right
do y’all think he’ll be a good fit for #leadoffshawty
by cincyplayoffwin2012 on Aug 18, 2011 11:24 AM EDT reply actions
I was wondering about the last player we had that could credibly be both a leadoff and a cleanup hitter
My mind kept settling on Larkin.
by Brendanukkah on Aug 18, 2011 11:26 AM EDT up reply actions
Man, that guy is so frustrating
So much potential, power, speed, he even knows his strike zone pretty well, but he just cant make good solid contact. Hope he gets it together nxt year
by cincyplayoffwin2012 on Aug 18, 2011 11:31 AM EDT up reply actions
about the only thing I want to see Stubbs do is cut the strikeouts slightly
other than that he’s a pretty good player regardless of the popular opinion of him
Hamilton
Eric Davis for sure. The aforementioned Reggie Sanders?
When you come to the fork in the road, take it.
by poojols on Aug 18, 2011 11:34 AM EDT via mobile up reply actions
I was thinking Sanders too
good at taking a walk and over 300 career homers.
Also, I hope it’s implied in this discussion that Brandon Phillips is not on the list.
It feels so nice to be back to normal
Yep. Then to a gun show.
After that we’re getting our hair done.
It feels so nice to be back to normal
This is a commendable nonconformist
Enlarging every part of his body except the one the e-mails tell him to.
by Brendanukkah on Aug 18, 2011 11:43 AM EDT up reply actions
On a side note
that picture can’t be real, can it?
Can shoulders and legs actually do that?
It feels so nice to be back to normal
not real
else his hands would be embedded 2 inches into his thigh.
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Where are you guys going?
When you come to the fork in the road, take it.
by poojols on Aug 18, 2011 11:43 AM EDT via mobile up reply actions
to get abortions
Edinson doesn’t want the little flags
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do you think Ray King gave him some sort of virus when he sat on his hand?
Sort of like the radioactive spider bite in Spiderman?
"You said 'walks' twice."
"I like walks."
by Cy Schourek on Aug 18, 2011 12:04 PM EDT up reply actions
Hey, BTW
Will Votto hit for 30 homers this year? Bruce will, but I just hope Votto will at least get to that benchmark
by cincyplayoffwin2012 on Aug 18, 2011 11:28 AM EDT reply actions
2/3 of the way there
season is more than 2/3 of the way over.
his current pace does not indicate he will hit 30 homeruns this season
it's about time rr gets some solid statistics
it’s about more than being clutch and having a gut feeling ya know
But how many more R's will he BI?
When you come to the fork in the road, take it.
by poojols on Aug 18, 2011 11:39 AM EDT via mobile up reply actions
why everybody said Votto was gay, ill never know.
Yeah he was depressed and no he doesn’t date a supermodel, but everybody was pretty quick to call him homo
by cincyplayoffwin2012 on Aug 18, 2011 11:42 AM EDT up reply actions
i hope he is gay & soon declares it publicly
i really look forward to the day an athlete of his stature will admit to being gay
Is mangina another term for catcher?
"Wait, you think I'm being mean to the pretend orangutan?" -- battlekow
by jch24 on Aug 18, 2011 11:56 AM EDT up reply actions 2 recs
he has a girlfriend
Prob not gay
by cincyplayoffwin2012 on Aug 18, 2011 12:09 PM EDT up reply actions
Marcus Bachmann has a wife
When you come to the fork in the road, take it.
by poojols on Aug 18, 2011 12:16 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions 6 recs
Todd Frazier is just a beard
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so BK will finally have a date?
I kid, I kid BK!
The ends justify the means
by Highlifeman21 on Aug 20, 2011 10:51 PM EDT up reply actions
Some people have suggested Kentucky native Abraham Lincoln was gay
by Brendanukkah on Aug 18, 2011 11:42 AM EDT up reply actions
So he liked to spread the Kentucky Jelly?
It feels so nice to be back to normal
by nycredsfan on Aug 18, 2011 11:43 AM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
who doesn't?!
The ends justify the means
by Highlifeman21 on Aug 20, 2011 10:52 PM EDT up reply actions
I wager he will
About two weeks ago someone asked who would have a greater number, Votto HR or Coco Saves. I put it at 31-30, Joey
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He's hot right now
And he’s got a little over a month left for the season, so can he hit 10 more?
by cincyplayoffwin2012 on Aug 18, 2011 11:29 AM EDT reply actions
Saving you some grief
Under each comment posted here there is a red link titled “reply”, used to reply directly. Click on it, type in the box that presents itself, and click post. The resulting comment will appear directly under and just to the right of the comment you are replying to.
"Wait, you think I'm being mean to the pretend orangutan?" -- battlekow
no worries, like I said....just trying to spare you some grief from the jackholes here :)
"Wait, you think I'm being mean to the pretend orangutan?" -- battlekow
shut it, cuntfag!
"Wait, you think I'm being mean to the pretend orangutan?" -- battlekow
by jch24 on Aug 18, 2011 12:38 PM EDT up reply actions 6 recs
that should be the new RR tagline
"The USA despite its flaws and corruption and overall messiness is still a great and powerful instrument of freedom and hope for the entire world." - Madville
under, and to the right.
Under. And to the right.
"You said 'walks' twice."
"I like walks."
by Cy Schourek on Aug 18, 2011 12:12 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Hmmm...I thought it was down, and to the left
Bart: "Dad, what's a Muppet?"
Homer: "Well, it's not quite a mop, not quite a puppet, but man... (laughs, then pauses) So, to answer you question, I don't know."
it is.
"You said 'walks' twice."
"I like walks."
by Cy Schourek on Aug 18, 2011 12:19 PM EDT up reply actions
back, and to the left....
The ends justify the means
by Highlifeman21 on Aug 20, 2011 10:53 PM EDT up reply actions
Great recap--sounds like it's been fun for RR's there
now I too want to eat potentially bad pizza at Nats Park and see if Brendan really does “still have it”.
But you have an awesome Gomes shirt
Bart: "Dad, what's a Muppet?"
Homer: "Well, it's not quite a mop, not quite a puppet, but man... (laughs, then pauses) So, to answer you question, I don't know."
Aw, shucks
/digs shoe into dirt, coquetteishly
by Brendanukkah on Aug 18, 2011 11:44 AM EDT up reply actions
Use words like "coquettishly" around that girl
and she won’t stand a chance.
It feels so nice to be back to normal
use that word in cincinnati
the response is “wait… you have coke?”
"I slyde my boehner into sexsalad...."
Sounds like a johnu1 production. --jch24
by GrooveLeg on Aug 18, 2011 12:43 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Still rockin the gay biker facial hair?
When you come to the fork in the road, take it.
by poojols on Aug 18, 2011 11:48 AM EDT via mobile up reply actions
The pizza's not usually bad!
I really like Flippin’ Pizza usually, but this slice was disappointing.
by the finest muffins on Aug 18, 2011 3:51 PM EDT up reply actions
that Fangraph
is nuts. That last peak and plummet explains why Jo-eh was pumping his fist. Talk about turning a game around on one play.
I feel kinda sorry for Detwiler. Though Nats fans are probably thrilled with him. Even though he didn’t win, he’s looking like a first round draft pick.
All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?
yeah it really was a big turn around
the the fangraph reflects that. It also reflects the fan sentiment towards Janish in the last 45 seconds or so
what's up with this?
From Matt Maloney (RT’d by Sheldon):
Found out today by looking at the reds website that I got optioned to Louisville yesterday. Isnt that something they’re suppose to tell me?!
wtf
This is something I’d expect from the bengals, not the reds
by cincyplayoffwin2012 on Aug 18, 2011 12:12 PM EDT up reply actions
maybe the website is just screwy?
"You said 'walks' twice."
"I like walks."
by Cy Schourek on Aug 18, 2011 12:13 PM EDT up reply actions
nah
I think it’s probably accurate.
Cincinnati Reds transferred SS Zack Cozart from the 15-Day disabled list to the 60-Day disabled list.
Cincinnati Reds optioned Matt Maloney to Louisville Bats.
Moving Cozart to the 60-day DL gave them room to take Maloney off it.
All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?
Wasn't he already there? Or was he still on the DL?
Even if he’s coming off the DL, this can’t be a surprise. But still, they should have told him.
"This is the St. Louis Cardinals we're talking about. They suck. Screw them. With a shovel. The sharp metal end. And then set them on fire." - crolfer
by rorschach1979 on Aug 18, 2011 12:14 PM EDT up reply actions
he was on the 60-day DL
But playing in Louisville on rehab assignment.
All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?
O/T, but you stole a joke from me yesterday
I was disappointed
Because it was a really bad joke
There was something in the air that night, the stars were bright, Arredondo. They were shining there for you and me, for liberty, Arredondo.
Seems handy to have all the information all in one place so the players can find out their status each day.
I guess it’s better than if he found out on mlbtraderumors.com.
by Cuetotally Amazing on Aug 18, 2011 12:30 PM EDT up reply actions
Wait
If Scotty comes back, will he start or give way 4 the yonder/youth movement
by cincyplayoffwin2012 on Aug 18, 2011 1:50 PM EDT reply actions
"for"
You can type it out. It’s free.
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by supergrover on Aug 18, 2011 2:05 PM EDT up reply actions 5 recs
free stuff!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
forforforforforforforforforforforforforforforforforforforforforfor??????????????????????????????????????????????
it’s like college and bad beer!
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by bbjones on Aug 18, 2011 2:19 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Thanks for answering the question.
by cincyplayoffwin2012 on Aug 18, 2011 3:07 PM EDT up reply actions
Oh, it was a question? I couldn't tell, on account of the lack of punctuation.
It feels so nice to be back to normal
Red Reporter: When You Type Something Wrong It Triggers Our Maddening Superiority Complex
/self-applicable
Listen to my grawling.
Eh, I don't feel superior
I just really, really hate lazy texting slang and abbreviations.
Call it a side effect of being a HS teacher.
It feels so nice to be back to normal
I think you're being mean to him only because I was nice to him
Because everything revolves around ME.
"Wait, you think I'm being mean to the pretend orangutan?" -- battlekow
On this site, is the general consensus that we want the Brewers to win the NL central with us out of contention?
I know we hate the Cards, but if they win the division, the brewers might lose momentum and next year it can be a 2 team race with us and the Cardinals
by cincyplayoffwin2012 on Aug 18, 2011 3:12 PM EDT reply actions
That is my preference
with the Cards finishing as far back of the Brewers as possible
expectations are premeditated resentments - cheshirecat
oh sorry, i should probably spell out two for some of you morons
by cincyplayoffwin2012 on Aug 18, 2011 3:12 PM EDT reply actions
Seriously, CPW2012
Welcome to the asylum. Please take this hazing as a sign of affection. Everybody’s welcome here!
"The USA despite its flaws and corruption and overall messiness is still a great and powerful instrument of freedom and hope for the entire world." - Madville
Except Jews.
"Luna Lovegood is really freaking awesome in every way." -Me
by crolfer on Aug 18, 2011 4:20 PM EDT up reply actions 2 recs
And Gentiles.
We hate them all.
"The USA despite its flaws and corruption and overall messiness is still a great and powerful instrument of freedom and hope for the entire world." - Madville
Whoa
On a night when Cueto went 8 strong and Votto reached based 4 times, I made the recap!
Great game, great seats, great day…enjoyed hanging w/ Brenda for a few innings.
If I may brag on my 7 yr old son for a minute: 9 innings, 0 requests to go to the bathroom, 0 requests to visit the concession stand. Boom goes the fatherhood.
Oh...and said comely ball girl told me to shut up later in the game.
Playfully. Still got it?
by riverfront76 on Aug 18, 2011 4:55 PM EDT up reply actions
I dunno
Sounds to me like you a top-flight wingman. I’d give him the credit.
by Charlie Scrabbles on Aug 18, 2011 4:57 PM EDT up reply actions
Yeah? Well, get over yourself
you didn’t get JNMHSotG, so it means nothing.
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