How to fix the Reds by Courtney Glove (Trevor)
by CourtneyGlove on Jul 9, 2011 7:49 PM EDT
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How to fix the Reds by Courtney glove (Trevor)
1. 1. we need to buy low and sell high. So we should trade jay bruce for jose reyes
2. 2. in keeping true to buying low and selling high we should trade Volquez and Bailey for someone that can play third base like Russell Branyan
3. 3. we wont afford votto when his contract is up so we should trade him for a veteran like todd helton
4. 4. call up boxburger
5. 5. fire dusty and hire Ron Oester as manager or Eric Davis
6. 6. make cueto the closer and see if Cordero can do well in the rotation
7. 7. sign ryan franklin and make him set up
8. 8. trade travis wood and bring back wily mo!!
9. 9. After you trade for Branyan you can start Francisco at 3rd and bench rolen
10. 10. Sign Jim Edmonds and bench stubbs since we need a leader
11. 11. Trade dead weight like Cairo and Hanigan for Felipe Lopez and get Freel
I think this is how you fix us. Let me know yr thoughts. Kthnxbi
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Reds by Courtney Glove
Fuck yeah!!
No problem, fuckweasel! - jch24
by Kevin Mitchell is Batman on Jul 9, 2011 8:16 PM EDT reply actions
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Wear something sexy to my funeral.
by Pops Daniels on Jul 10, 2011 11:49 AM EDT up reply actions
This is terrible.
This won’t fix the team at all. You also need to trade Brandon Phillips for Luis Castillo. The Reds need some good veteran presence and Phillips isn’t the guy to do it. Plus, I think Castillo is a free agent, so you could just DFA Brandon.
"People don't kill people. Burning oreo packages kill people."
The problem with Phillips
is that he is only good on the field and in the clubhouse.
The Reds need someone who is also good off the bench so that he can sit until the eighth or so inning just in case.
It would be nice if the player could play third base, preferably if he also would refuse to do so.
Trade filips for a couple guys like that. We might have to give up cwato to, but we could make it work.
A Ongreed the Deserving
-coviner's lawful neutral Paladin / Debutante character
by supergrover on Jul 11, 2011 10:51 AM EDT up reply actions
Phillips is good in the clubhouse?
The ends justify the means
by Highlifeman21 on Jul 12, 2011 6:08 PM EDT up reply actions
first
it was a sarcastic post
second:
sure. If the alternative is calling him a bad influence, I would say he is good.
A Ongreed the Deserving
-coviner's lawful neutral Paladin / Debutante character
by supergrover on Jul 14, 2011 12:33 PM EDT up reply actions
you didn't use your sarcastic font
italics, for future reference….
The ends justify the means
by Highlifeman21 on Jul 14, 2011 8:21 PM EDT up reply actions
why is everything
in this thread bold? Even the non-subject lines stuff.
"Luna Lovegood is really freaking awesome in every way." -Me
everything is that damn important
duh
The ends justify the means
by Highlifeman21 on Jul 15, 2011 5:44 PM EDT up reply actions
Courtney, will you make funny faces to entertain me?
No! Never triangle-face! I hate triangle face! It scares me!
That's fucking terrifying
Where on earth did you find that?
by Brendanukkah on Jul 10, 2011 12:15 PM EDT up reply actions
It's Pyramid Head from Silent Hill.
That’s what popped into my mind when you said triangle face and scares me.
"People don't kill people. Burning oreo packages kill people."
I gotta play Silent Hill sometime
But I can never decide which one.
All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?
I love scary movies
But I cannot play scary video games. I don’t understand it. Maybe it’s the act of actively participating in being scared vs passively observing.
A dope trailer is no place for a kitty.
by GlennBraggsSwingAndMissBrokenBat on Jul 11, 2011 5:43 PM EDT up reply actions
I do find scary video games scarier than movies
But I still like them.
Clive Barker’s Undying still scares the pants off me. I picked it up out of the discount bin and wasn’t expecting much, since it was such an old game. Jeez Louise. It’s amazing. So immersive, with the sound effects and all. Hearing claws on stone in the dark behind you…much scarier in a video game than in a movie.
All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?
Elixir for ailing Reds
First: Live or Die with Cozart, Stubbs and Heisey.
Second: Play to win, all the time, playing everyone should be done away with.
Third: Don’t always use Cordero in closing situations.
Fourth: Quit being a player’s manager Dusty – get on guys butts in the Press, call em out.
Fifth: Stick with a set line-up other than catcher platoon which seems to work.
Sixth: Tell Rolen, Votto and Bruce we must have them driving in runs; challenge their manhood.
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