Red Reposter/Retweeter - Two diverging paths: Cozart and Volquez
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Dusty Baker, as expected, had some positive words for departed shortstop Paul Janish
The big news yesterday, of course, was the supplanting of Janish with prospect Zack Cozart. Janish was handed the keys to the starting shortstop position out of Spring Training, with Edgar Renteria listed as the backup. Both, quite frankly, deserved the ol' heave-ho. But Renteria was retain, presumably to keep some depth. Here's what Dusty had to say about Janish:
"Janish put quite a bit of pressure on himself and his confidence was waning some, so he needed to go down and — more than anything — get his confidence together. Confidence is a big part of this game," Baker said. "He's definitely a quality shortstop."
Blah blah blah. Regardless of whether it was "confidence" or "weak wrists" or however you want to put it, he was given the opportunity and didn't capitalize on it. I'm sure we'll see him back in the bigs sometime because his glove is really that good, but I doubt he ever gets another shot as a starter. Which sounds about right. Good luck, Zack Cozart. May your tenure as Reds shortstop be a fruitful one. -
Edinson Volquez was sent out to the minors yesterday along with Janish
I was listening to Marty last night and he wondered aloud if we have seen the last of him in a Reds uniform. It struck me, because I haven't really thought about it in those terms. But after checking his numbers I'm beginning to wonder myself. Since his All-Star performance in '08, he's walked over 5 batters per 9 in a shade under 200 innings. Of course, he's also striking out over 9 per 9. Even so, it's incredibly difficult (as he has demonstrated) to be a success major league pitcher when giving up that many free passes.
The one player I can think of that seems to be able to get away with it is Carlos Marmol. He walked 6 per 9 last year, but he also struck out 16 (yeah, six freakin' teen) per 9. Maybe they should look to move Volquez to the 'pen and see if he can fare better over short outings. Luckily, he did not sign that long-term extension the Reds offered this past winter, so the team is not on the hook for anything but his salary this year (which is very reasonable). But the fact remains that he is an incredibly talented hurler. I'd hate to see some other team harness that and come back to haunt us. -
Mike Leake takes the hill tonight for the Reds against Brewers ace Zack Greinke
Leake has been quietly excellent since returning from the minors, as he has started eight games and posted a 2.89 ERA with a 3.4/1 K/BB ratio over 53 innings. As much as we wring our hands over the state of the starting rotation, at least Leake and Johnny Cueto have been slicin' up eyeballs. -
Mike Bauman of MLB.com says the Cozart call-up and Janish send-down "a bold move"
I wouldn't call it exactly that. A "bold move" would be to bench struggling Scott Rolen or to trade Ramon Hernandez. Replacing a shortstop who many thought was a career back-up anyway isn't what I would call "bold". The only "bold" part of it is that they took so long to do it. Or perhaps that they didn't ditch Renteria instead. How many "phrases" can I frame with quotation marks in this here "stupid" clipping? -
Bill Parker at ESPN's SweetSpot is optimistic about the Reds chances from here on out
The Cozart/Volquez moves are steps in the right direction, he says, though some problems still remain. To wit:
"So the Reds’ problems, after dealing with their shortstops and Volquez, seem to boil down to Arroyo, Wood and clutch hitting. The last bit can’t be dealt with; study has shown that "clutch," to the extent it exists, is impossible to separate from simple dumb luck, good or bad. Wood should be fine for essentially the same reason: He has really struggled with runners in scoring position, and unless the team has some reason to believe he has problems pitching out of the stretch or gets more rattled than most do with men on second or third, those numbers should get better. Arroyo on the other hand has been legitimately struggling for two months, and is a real worry; if they’re willing to recognize his huge contract as a sunk cost and move him to a long-relief role (or off the team entirely), and in favor of Sam LeCure (if healthy) a possible acquisition on the trade market, that could really improve the team going forward."
None of us, I'm assuming, are laboring under the delusion that Arroyo is going anywhere. He's a notorious 2nd-half blazer anyway, so hopefully that trend continues and he lights it up in the late summer months. Wood is down in Louisville for the time being, so that is kind of a non-factor. And the clutch thing, as he says, is just what it is. I'm still really optimistic about this team going forward, but the frustration is definitely mounting. If they are going to make the playoffs, they have to start working towards that end and right soon.
Follow me after the jomp for some of the best #Reds tweets of the week:
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Elise Lotz:
I hate when I get to a point in the #Reds season where I hope for bad things to not happen rather than for good things TO happen.
I understand the sentiment, but I don't think I'm quite there yet. I'm still hoping for BroYo to make his classic 2nd-half surge and I'm still hoping Stubbs and Bruce get hot and carry the team through the end of the summer. -
Nick Lachey:
Well, my #reds are laying a colossal egg right now. Time to get this thing turned around boys!! We got the talent, let's find the passion!!
On a related note, Lachey's newest album titled "Let's Find the Passion" is scheduled to drop just in time for Christmas this year #Guerrillamarketing -
TitanicStruggle:
After the Jay HR ties it up,"It is an active Cardinal dugout & it looks like a wake in the #reds dugout." Marty sounds apoplectic at this point.
I think we were all apoplectic at that point. Now let's never speak of it again. -
Dontrelle Willis:
Come to park and see Cozart's locker empty and i was juiced!!! Congrads to Zach and the Cozart family.#reds#flocka
He seems like such a swell guy, yeah? Congrads to Dontrelle himself, as he'll likely be starting for the Reds on Sunday. -
ctrent:
#Reds 2B @DatDudeBP is No. 3 on the @CBSSports 140 of Must-Follow Sports Personalities. Behind @shaq and @ochocinco.
Funny thing, I saw Shaq singing "Elmo's World" on his twitter the other day.
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nice resposter
I think we were all apoplectic at that point. Now let’s never speak of it again.
Very much agree with this! Even though I kind of spoke of it again mentioning that
I'm not sure I was apoplectic,
but I sure was drunk and angry, that’s for sure.
No problem, fuckweasel! - jch24
by Kevin Mitchell is Batman on Jul 8, 2011 12:50 PM EDT up reply actions
Have to say I'm hurt that Jim Day Giraffegate didn't make the retweeter
Dayman, Fighter of the Nightman, Champion of the Sun
I can't believe that after over 10,000 tweets I've still never made the retweeter. I'm so witty and insightful.
"Wait, you think I'm being mean to the pretend orangutan?" -- battlekow
"if you had what I have in my pants in your pants you'd have your hand down there too. #sickburn"
"You said 'walks' twice."
"I like walks."
Alla yous can fax your complaints to RijoSabes
He’s the one what done did the tweet compilationing.
by Charlie Scrabbles on Jul 8, 2011 1:00 PM EDT up reply actions
To be fair to him
None of them had the #Reds hashtag
Dayman, Fighter of the Nightman, Champion of the Sun
Well then
Maybe next time you decide to create a twitter ruckus you will properly hashtag them, hmm?
by Charlie Scrabbles on Jul 8, 2011 1:04 PM EDT up reply actions
#flocka
"I slyde my boehner into sexsalad...."
Sounds like a johnu1 production. --jch24
by GrooveLeg on Jul 8, 2011 1:13 PM EDT up reply actions 2 recs
This was an oversight, for sure
Trying to cast a wider net with our internal lists, but outside of being followed by our account, the other way in is the #Reds hashtag. And sometimes it’s just an accident of when we check in.
"OVERCHARGE, v. To ask a higher price than you can get." -Ambrose Bierce
by RijoSaboCaseyWKRP on Jul 8, 2011 1:08 PM EDT up reply actions
I've seen some tweets, but what is this?
I’ve been out of pocket for two weeks.
by ken on Jul 8, 2011 2:24 PM EDT up reply actions
So...what if Dontrelle's good again, and Cozart really can OPS .750?
No problem, fuckweasel! - jch24
by Kevin Mitchell is Batman on Jul 8, 2011 12:51 PM EDT reply actions
I'm so nervous about Dontrelle's start
Partly because I really want him to succeed. He seems like such a nice guy.
All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?
couldn't agree more.
and he’s been good before, so it’s not like he’s a complete waste, right?
He could be one of two things the guy who was good, turned in to a pumpkin, and came out of it, or the guy who was good, turned into a pumpkin, and stayed a pumpkin.
No problem, fuckweasel! - jch24
by Kevin Mitchell is Batman on Jul 8, 2011 1:02 PM EDT up reply actions
When he was good, he was never that great.
2.5 BB/9, 6.5 k/9 is solid, but its very rarely gonna get you to 20 wins. If he can put up 1-2 WAR in the rest of the season, I’m a very happy dude. That would be better than what Boss TWood did last year, though.
"You said 'walks' twice."
"I like walks."
a 1.13 WHIP and ERA+ of 152 over 236 innings is a pretty sick season
6.4 WAR.
Hell, if he could replicate the 3.4WAR 2006 he put up afterwards, that’d be a big ol’ Christmas present.
No problem, fuckweasel! - jch24
by Kevin Mitchell is Batman on Jul 8, 2011 1:18 PM EDT up reply actions
that was a WEIRD season
people normally just don’t choose not to give up XBHs.
He had a great defense behind him, fwiw. Delgado, Castillo, Gonzo, and Mike Lowell. The .4 HR/9 is just bizarre.
"You said 'walks' twice."
"I like walks."
Clifton Phifer Lee?
How is he not on the Jane Austen All-Star team? Or maybe the Margaret Mitchell All-Star team, now that I think about it.
by the finest muffins on Jul 8, 2011 1:34 PM EDT up reply actions
Then you'll want to stay away from my house after game 4 of the WS, lest ye be doused
"Wait, you think I'm being mean to the pretend orangutan?" -- battlekow
In one of my period and not uncommon spells when I was explaining (without invitation) some aspect of the Reds season to my wife the other day,
I got really excited talking about Dontrelle Willis, remembering how much I liked him when he first came into the league. It is easy to take for granted the kind of talent he was and that it is sort of a big deal that he is now with the Reds. I would absolutely love to see him do well, it would be a thrilling story and could really boost the team.
by Cuetotally Amazing on Jul 8, 2011 12:55 PM EDT reply actions
I agree totally.
I’m super pumped that DTrain is getting a start for the Reds. I know its been a long and ugly road for him to get here, but I too was a huge fan of his in the early aughts and many times dreamed of him pitching for the Reds. I just wish the leg kick was still around.

Let a man come in and do the Popcorn.
I wonder who we'll get in return for him?
rimshot
by DocRam on Jul 8, 2011 3:48 PM EDT up reply actions 3 recs
Josh Hamilton,
and prospect Vedinson Wolquez.
by Cuetotally Amazing on Jul 8, 2011 4:17 PM EDT up reply actions
Could you possibly mean Edinson Ray Volquez?
by the finest muffins on Jul 8, 2011 5:50 PM EDT up reply actions
Oh, you must have meant Danny Ray "Edinson" Volquez-Herrera
by Cuetotally Amazing on Jul 8, 2011 6:07 PM EDT up reply actions
that makes two of us,
The cozart move here makes me happy, but I’m hopeful of seeing a superstar in the making w/ Trout
per Baseball America, per MLBTradeRumors...
BA released their mid season Top 50 prospect list…
and only 1 Red made the list.
Wait, what? Hasn’t the entire AAA lineup been crushing the ball?
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by Kevin Mitchell is Batman on Jul 8, 2011 1:06 PM EDT reply actions
hmmm....
seems like this list is based largely on potential rather than what kind of season they’re having. what good is a mid-season list that doesn’t take into account the season? Yonder is better than at least one 1B/LF on that list, and Cozart is/was OPSing higher than 2 SSs (I think…). So yeah… pretty dumb.
"I slyde my boehner into sexsalad...."
Sounds like a johnu1 production. --jch24
eh, not so sure about that
Seems a lot of the list has an eye on ceiling, which I think is defensible for a prospect list. As for performance, #50 Goldschmidt has far outperformed Alonso, albeit in double A.
if that's the case, I'm pretty shocked Yasmani didn't make the list.
Dude’s have a pretty monster season so far, at both levels.
No problem, fuckweasel! - jch24
by Kevin Mitchell is Batman on Jul 8, 2011 1:27 PM EDT up reply actions
Better than Goldschmidt?
not even close. I guess I’m mostly pointing that one of the best performers in the minors so far is #50, so that means those performing at a lesser rate than him have to be ranked below him if thats what it takes to make it to the 50 slot.
I can see the argument for the list including more of those performing well this season, but if its a rehash of their offseason list then those prospects that were on that list and performing at an expected rate given their level should stay close to where they were then. Also I would imagine the park/league factors are taken into account.
Seems like an ongoing debate
I recall we had this discussion a year ago about the differences. Potential vs. likelihood the guy can make the Reds. So this list kind of depends on the author’s definition.
If Yonder were called up today, he could conceivably be put into the lineup and get a couple of hits. Mesoraco might not yet be ready to hit MLB pitching.
Strikeouts don't hurt the team.
I think the term "might not" was put there for a reason.
He has no MLB time, but Yonder does.
If Meso gets some swings this fall during callup, then I can say he’s at least seen MLB pitching.
Meso has NOT hit better at the MLB level than Yonder, which isn’t saying much.
Strikeouts don't hurt the team.
ok ceiling is a fancy word for potential... i forgot where i was posting.
most prospect lists are based on ceiling, i agree, so why would a mid-season prospect list just echo what could have been said in the previous offseason? it’s not like writers are putting out mid season power rankings based on how good the team looks on paper… it just doesn’t jive with me.
"I slyde my boehner into sexsalad...."
Sounds like a johnu1 production. --jch24
Depends on the premise of the list
if its an alteration of the offseason list, then guys who have performed as expected without anything dazzling should stay close to where they were ranked before. Alonso was #73 and hasn’t outperformed the number 50 guy so I don’t see it as much of a slight (plus there are plenty of good names on there). If anything we should be giving them credit for ranking Meso so high after being ranked #64 on the preseason list.
Also, I guess Dusty really hates EdRent.
I was surprised to see that he’s already stated he plans on starting Cozart the majority of the time. One would think Dusty would give the job to the veteran over the guy who just came out of AAA ten times out of ten, but I guess it’s different this time.
"I bet that sex Bengals fan is really pissed now." -DT3428
I think Dusty knows
Renteria can’t play every day. He can’t take it physically any more.
All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?
and RR sure as hell can't take it mentally.
No problem, fuckweasel! - jch24
by Kevin Mitchell is Batman on Jul 8, 2011 1:13 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Dusty is nothing if not consistant in sticking with his roles
and I think he has Renteria firmly in the back-up SS role in his mind. Good thing too, I want to see what Cozy can do.
I just wonder if Dusty is holding a bit of a grudge
Not really, but Rentawreck came to the team under circumstances that suggested he would be a backup utility guy. Now we find that he won’t play 3B, which limits Dusty’s options. Had Dusty known this in February, would he have been a supporter of getting the guy?
It seems that Dusty got blindsided by a reserve infielder. If that’s the case, it was RentaLie that caused it. I’d be pissed at him too if he did that.
Strikeouts don't hurt the team.
Would we even want Rent playing 3B?
Dude’s arm is barely passable at SS, that extra distance would not help matters.
Let a man come in and do the Popcorn.
I would hope Dusty also knows
that Renteria is a sucky baseball player and should play as little as possible.
Billy Hamilton: Snax
Devin Mesoraco: Snacks
Why do you hate Reds baseball players so much?
"Wait, you think I'm being mean to the pretend orangutan?" -- battlekow
he's a Bats fan!
"I slyde my boehner into sexsalad...."
Sounds like a johnu1 production. --jch24
by GrooveLeg on Jul 8, 2011 2:12 PM EDT up reply actions 3 recs
He had the best 4th of July ever though

"Wait, you think I'm being mean to the pretend orangutan?" -- battlekow
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by jch24 on Jul 8, 2011 2:18 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
the more i think about it
the more i realize that after syphilis rots your brain you are going to be Johnu1
Nothing succeeds like failure.
Because they remind me of how you smell
"Wait, you think I'm being mean to the pretend orangutan?" -- battlekow
I was going more for the crap angle
"Wait, you think I'm being mean to the pretend orangutan?" -- battlekow
Bold move ...
Considering the very thin line separating the Reds from their separating themselves from this pack of mediocrity, any moves at all would be considered “bold” by people who wonder what the hell is going on at GABP.
It’s like rotating the tires before you decide to scrap the Caddie. All of us truly believe this Caddie can run, but why we’re still in the parking lot amazes us.
So changing shortstops is a pretty bold move, when the alternative is to see if we can get Josh Hamilton in a trade for Whiskey O’Sullivan and that other guy.
Strikeouts don't hurt the team.
Given Edinson's first inning struggles, I don't know if the bullpen is the answer
But I’d let him try it in Louisville to find out. I feel like we have very little to lose at this point.
His first innings issues seemed to disapear after his return from AAA (with the exception of his last start)
I am wondering if preparing to pitch an inning every day for just an inning will change his mental approach. I just want them to try something different so they get something from him, rather than end up trading him for a bucket of baseballs, non-tendering him, or losing him to waivers.
Nothing succeeds like failure.
Numbers 1 and 3 won't happen. I'd be shocked if they non-tendered him too.
I agree that something else needs to be tried though. I’m down with putting him in the pen for a while to see if it helps.
Please excuse my avatar. I lost a bet, and jch24 is a jerk.
I don't really know enough about Volquez personally to judge numberone.
I am assuming number three is losing him for nothing or almost nothing, that could happen. If he pitches this poorly next year, and the Reds don’t hold an option on him, they will have to do something. Non-tendering him isn’t likely, but I could see him traded for little in return.
Nothing succeeds like failure.
Sorry, I should've been more clear
I don’t think trading him for nothing or losing him to waivers will happen.
At least not anytime soon.
Please excuse my avatar. I lost a bet, and jch24 is a jerk.
I guess I am more thinking in 2012
something will have to give if he doesn’t get his shit together.
Nothing succeeds like failure.
I still think there's a <1% chance a move to the pen works for him
but I’m fully willing to try it and and end up being wrong about that
I'd say... trade him to the Mets
Seriously, he can pitch in that ballpark and get away with it.
I’d take their 3B in trade.
Strikeouts don't hurt the team.
david wright for edinson?
sounds fair to me
by 'tHan on Jul 8, 2011 2:45 PM EDT up reply actions 3 recs
$15M salary difference is not so hot for us
A dope trailer is no place for a kitty.
by GlennBraggsSwingAndMissBrokenBat on Jul 8, 2011 3:13 PM EDT up reply actions
We have to come up with $15 million eventually for somebody.
Either a pitcher, a shortstop, a LF, a 3B or a combination of those.
I never heard anybody mention Wright in a trade anyhow, but I would like to get him and come up with the 15M bucks somehow.
Strikeouts don't hurt the team.
If that trade were at all possible, I have a feeling Big Bob could come up with the money...
and decide what to do with Rolen later. I would hope so, at least.
I just wish the Mets actually sucked as bad as we thought they would
Of course, NYY would have gotten Wright and moved A-Fraud back to SS and traded Jeter to the Reds, who would be playing at Lousyville now because of Zach Cozart actually being better.
Strikeouts don't hurt the team.
Would I be completely crazy if I suggested moving Rolen to LF in a scenario like that?
He’s old as fuck to be playing in the infield anyways, and his arm would play well in the outfield. Since our outfielders blow and Rolen couldn’t be any worse in left than Gomes defensively, it might be worth trying, right?
"I bet that sex Bengals fan is really pissed now." -DT3428
Congratulations to RR favorites Ryan Franklin, Adam Dunn & Edinson Volquez
Jayson Stark has posted his half season awards.
Dunn wins AL Least Valuable Player.
Ryan Franklin wins NL Cy Yuk. However, since he was released, I think the award should go to Stark’s runner up…Our very own Edinson Volquez!
Funny about Dunny
I was telling some Wh. Sox fans last spring that Dunn would be an asset but that they had to be tolerant of his strikeouts. Most of them were pretty high on the Donkey and had high expectations (again, consider these are White Sox fans) … with him and the K’nerk in the lineup.
I guess they can tell me I was wrong about AD.
Dang, I hate when people tell me I am wrong about stuff.
Strikeouts don't hurt the team.
I'm surprised Dunn turned into a pumpkin this quickly
I picked the Sox to win the Central
Let a man come in and do the Popcorn.
He always said he hated DHing
Helluva way to prove his point, though.
by ken on Jul 8, 2011 4:37 PM EDT up reply actions
why has "Mr. Consistent" been so bad this year?
Any analyses out there?
All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?
257 ABs, 113 K's, 20 long hits
I would venture to say that his vision has changed.
Strikeouts don't hurt the team.
Huh. When was Franklin released? That's the first I heard of it.
Please excuse my avatar. I lost a bet, and jch24 is a jerk.
Good luck with that Fa thing there mr volquez
i have a witty signature thought up, i just haven't posted it yet.
That bill parker article is way short on the Reds' problems
LF still a problem, we don’t know if Cozart will work out, and Renteria is a problem imho as well, taking up a spot that could be used better on a good PH or a better LIDR. He’s right to peg Arroyo as a problem, his worst year as a Red so far.
But the team has tons of other problems: Rolen, slumping Bruce, and LF, and other slumping hitters too
the slumping hitters I'm not too worried about
They’ll come out of it eventually. Even Arroyo, I’m not too worried about. The guy has always been inconsistent. We knew what we were getting with him, and that’s part of it.
I’m a little more worried than Parker is about the three-headed LFer. Just using that many roster spots for left field is a problem. Well, Heisey can play other positions. Still…the three-headed LFer means still no real backup for Rolen.
All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?
they had him take GBs there somewhere near the beginning of the year
and came out saying he was amazed at how fast the balls got on him, said he respected anyone who can field that position.
After going link hunting
Here’s what I found (via Fay):
"I took balls there the other day. As confident as I am in myself . . . just in batting practice, it was amazing how hard guys were hitting balls down there. That ball I hit at home to (Ryan) Roberts, how did he even catch it? I’d be pretty nervous."
Also found this article, which is Baker comparing him taking groundballs there to the Braves trying Dusty at third for a few days:
“It looked like he has good hands. This isn’t exactly the place to learn how to play third base,” Baker said. “That happened to me. I was an All-Star outfielder and [the Braves] called up Darrell Evans … to play outfield and put me at third in Toledo, Ohio, Triple-A. That lasted four days. I said ‘this is too close for me.’ It wasn’t that easy. They told me to put my chest in front of the ball. I didn’t have a chest. That’s why I had a glove.”
I just wish Heisey would explode
and we wouldnt have to worry about any monsters…but this isnt AAA so chances are <27%, +/- 27%
Heisey is on the list of 35,027 ballplayers who ...
… will hit 3 HR in a game just often enough so you won’t ever forget them.
And 10 years from now, he will be one of those “Oh, yeah, I forgot we had him on the team” players.
All teams have them. Not hard to replace them but it’s more effort than it’s worth for the moment.
Strikeouts don't hurt the team.
Tuffy Rhodes
When you come to the fork in the road, take it.
by poojols on Jul 8, 2011 5:25 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions
I was at a Buffaloes game about a week ago
Sadly, no more Tuffy Rhodes. But So Taguchi is still kicking around, and got a PH single.
by ken on Jul 8, 2011 9:09 PM EDT up reply actions
I don't think I agree that LF is a problem
Arroyo is a problem. Rolen looks like a problem. SS may still be a problem, along with Bailey. And the 5th starter is clearly still a problem, AFAIC. If Bruce has hit his ceiling, that will be a problem as he gets more expensive.
Lewis and Heisey have been helping this team, not hurting it, and even Gomes has managed to not be a drain overall.
Slow day here at RR
Lineup:
Stubbs 8, Renteria 6, Votto 3, Phillips 4, Bruce 9, Rolen 5, Heisey 7, Hanigan 2, Leake 1
SSS success (or not terrible-ness) for Renteria vs. Greinke gets him the nod over the rook. 7-22 only 2 Ks.
If Dusty is willing to lead Heisey off, why in the world can't he hit second?
Renteria hitting anywhere instead of 8th is just plain stupid.
that too
I can understand protecting Cozart versus Grienke though, but he’s gonna have to learn how to hit pitchers like that sometime.
I figured it would be Renteria at SS today
Dusty did say he wanted to ease Cozart into the job.
Dunno about the batting second thing, though…
Meanwhile, in Louisville:
Sappelt 8
Janish 6
Alonso 7
Mesoraco 2
Hermida 9
Dorn 3
Valaika 4
Costanzo 5
Carroll 1
Janish is in the lineup. Batting second.
All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?
That's where the SS is supposed to hit.
They ain’t fools in the Falls City.
Strikeouts don't hurt the team.
I've never seen Costanzo hit, but Janish might be the worst hitter in that lineup too.
Please excuse my avatar. I lost a bet, and jch24 is a jerk.
George Costanza is a terrible hitter.
But a great lover, and an okay baseball exec.
by Cuetotally Amazing on Jul 8, 2011 7:01 PM EDT up reply actions

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