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Mets at Reds, Game Thread Two

This is what's going to happen to end the game.

I just got back and aspparently there are no mods in the thread or they just don't care. Time to get FUNK-AY! 

Reds down 5-1 in the 6th, this is the comeback thread.

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HEY LOOK A NEW THREAD

I need cookies.

Still not a candidate.

by Gray on Jul 27, 2011 8:49 PM EDT reply actions  

this is hilarious to the semi-drunk me

"Wait, you think I'm being mean to the pretend orangutan?" -- battlekow

by jch24 on Jul 27, 2011 8:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

semi?

That doesn’t sound like you.

Still not a candidate.

by Gray on Jul 27, 2011 8:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

I got a lazy start

"Wait, you think I'm being mean to the pretend orangutan?" -- battlekow

by jch24 on Jul 27, 2011 8:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

so in your semi drunk state

what alcohol do you recommend as a fever remedy?

by Red_Poodle on Jul 27, 2011 8:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

Bourbon, always bourbon

It’ll burn the evil out of you.

"Wait, you think I'm being mean to the pretend orangutan?" -- battlekow

by jch24 on Jul 27, 2011 8:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

Tylenol

And fluids
I went to nursing school.

by hotcincyredsgirl on Jul 27, 2011 9:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

Well then, it's settled

"Wait, you think I'm being mean to the pretend orangutan?" -- battlekow

by jch24 on Jul 27, 2011 9:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

wait, i thought you went to journalism school

and if she is a nurse, don’t less to her. She is probably a whore for big pharma.

Bourbon is much better.

Nothing succeeds like failure.

by Yossarian22 on Jul 27, 2011 9:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

Definitely more to her

Right in the ass.

"Wait, you think I'm being mean to the pretend orangutan?" -- battlekow

by jch24 on Jul 27, 2011 9:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

I did journalism in HS

I went to nursing school right out of HS, thought, fuck it.
Then I majored in journalism, switched my major to human services/sociology. Then I drug of to grad school.
That’s my life story.

by hotcincyredsgirl on Jul 27, 2011 9:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

boring life

Nothing succeeds like failure.

by Yossarian22 on Jul 27, 2011 9:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

nah, Miami is cool

"Wait, you think I'm being mean to the pretend orangutan?" -- battlekow

by jch24 on Jul 27, 2011 9:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

Shrunken head.

Comes from jerking.

Skip the debate: The Reds need a new coaching staff.

by johnu1 on Jul 27, 2011 9:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

Actually Justin

Likely jerks while waiting for his male shrink.
I hate when things are that fucked up.

by hotcincyredsgirl on Jul 27, 2011 9:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

Oatmeal?

You had me at meat tornado. ~ Ron Swanson

by BigBabyBruce on Jul 27, 2011 8:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

Oatmeal?

"You! Look what you've done. My starting pitcher thinks he's a chicken."

by Ram27 on Jul 27, 2011 8:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

You shoulda needed a new thread!

"Wait, you think I'm being mean to the pretend orangutan?" -- battlekow

by jch24 on Jul 27, 2011 8:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

I want ice cream

It’s so danged hot.

All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?

by BubbaFan on Jul 27, 2011 8:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

Im going to smash some oreos

into vanilla ice cream. When it is made fresh its a lot better than cookies and cream imo

by Red_Poodle on Jul 27, 2011 8:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

troof

Let a man come in and do the Popcorn.

by -ManBearPig on Jul 27, 2011 8:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

why choose?

you may not want to go to me for dietary advice.

Nothing succeeds like failure.

by Yossarian22 on Jul 27, 2011 8:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

I have some in the freezer. I can share.

Skip the debate: The Reds need a new coaching staff.

by johnu1 on Jul 27, 2011 8:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

First ... nah.

Thanks Lewis for making Pelfrey work.

Skip the debate: The Reds need a new coaching staff.

by johnu1 on Jul 27, 2011 8:50 PM EDT reply actions  

Dunno
jluckhaupt: Rickie Weeks was just carried off the field in the Brewers game. #Reds

by chazzilla on Jul 27, 2011 8:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

from msnbc
Rickie Weeks left Wednesday’s game in the second inning with a left ankle injury.

Weeks landed awkwardly on the first-base bag after beating out an infield single and had to be helped off the field. Replays showed that he badly turned the ankle and he was unable to put any weight on the foot while being escorted to the dugout. Hold your breath, Brewers fans.

All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?

by BubbaFan on Jul 27, 2011 8:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

Damn

Why couldn’t that happen to Morgan?

"You! Look what you've done. My starting pitcher thinks he's a chicken."

by Ram27 on Jul 27, 2011 8:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

That would be majorly sucky

for the Brewers, and for everyone who wants to see someone other than the Cardinals win the division

expectations are premeditated resentments - cheshirecat

by kcgard2 on Jul 27, 2011 8:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

Prepare yourself

it seems inevitable at the moment

expectations are premeditated resentments - cheshirecat

by kcgard2 on Jul 27, 2011 8:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

*pours whiskey*

Let a man come in and do the Popcorn.

by -ManBearPig on Jul 27, 2011 8:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

*whishes he was legally allowed to pour whiskey and consume it*

"You! Look what you've done. My starting pitcher thinks he's a chicken."

by Ram27 on Jul 27, 2011 8:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

*points and laughs at young'un*

expectations are premeditated resentments - cheshirecat

by kcgard2 on Jul 27, 2011 8:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

*tells old'un to shutit*

"You! Look what you've done. My starting pitcher thinks he's a chicken."

by Ram27 on Jul 27, 2011 8:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

*just realized Ram27 isn't FordhamRam*

"Wait, you think I'm being mean to the pretend orangutan?" -- battlekow

by jch24 on Jul 27, 2011 8:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

*continues to talk in 3rd person with asterisks*

"You! Look what you've done. My starting pitcher thinks he's a chicken."

by Ram27 on Jul 27, 2011 8:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

carried off the field???

That doesn’t sound good.

All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?

by BubbaFan on Jul 27, 2011 8:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

Arms around two guys’ shoulders so as not to put weight on it kind of carried off. Looked like a pretty significant sprain.

"Prince Fielder is too fat even for the Oakland A’s" - Billy Beane

by ol Pete on Jul 27, 2011 9:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

Flewis batted?

That means Arroyo’s gone. He wasn’t even at 100 pitches.

All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?

by BubbaFan on Jul 27, 2011 8:51 PM EDT reply actions  

Wow, that looks unprofessional. I don't know why I did that.

"You! Look what you've done. My starting pitcher thinks he's a chicken."

by Ram27 on Jul 27, 2011 8:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

Except the before a shitton of runs part

expectations are premeditated resentments - cheshirecat

by kcgard2 on Jul 27, 2011 8:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

yeah

I don’t get it. Is that allowed?

All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?

by BubbaFan on Jul 27, 2011 8:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

I wanted to stand and salute.

But it’s what sells the Bud Light.

Skip the debate: The Reds need a new coaching staff.

by johnu1 on Jul 27, 2011 8:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

Miguel!

I left the tv and turned on the radio. We got this shit.

You had me at meat tornado. ~ Ron Swanson

by BigBabyBruce on Jul 27, 2011 8:53 PM EDT reply actions  

Migg.........

Oh yeah, 2 outs

"You! Look what you've done. My starting pitcher thinks he's a chicken."

by Ram27 on Jul 27, 2011 8:53 PM EDT reply actions  

Why hit for Arroyo?

I mean, hey man, it’s still early, ya know?
There’s still time to turn this around. Tread water, heat back up.
Can’t tread water on the bench. Can’t heat up from a cabbage patch tape deck, ya know?
Man can’t live on it’s still early alone.
Gotta get back out there, heat back up.

by Im_a_fun_haver on Jul 27, 2011 8:53 PM EDT reply actions  

Yeah, well, that's just, like...

your opinion, man.

Still not a candidate.

by Gray on Jul 27, 2011 8:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

Do you just copy/paste that every time?

"You! Look what you've done. My starting pitcher thinks he's a chicken."

by Ram27 on Jul 27, 2011 8:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

Hey, Man. I'm not a copy/paste guy, ya know?

I think that this thread is close to makin’ a run. Soon as this weather turns around, we’re gonna heat up and take off.
Our best commentin’ is in front of us. It’s not even 9pm yet(still early).

by Im_a_fun_haver on Jul 27, 2011 8:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

Nuts 10 in the first against the Conclusions.

Skip the debate: The Reds need a new coaching staff.

by johnu1 on Jul 27, 2011 9:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

I'm not following like I should be.

I have the Goldeyes game streaming on my iPhone now and this on my pc.
Not paying attention to the Giants game.

by hotcincyredsgirl on Jul 27, 2011 9:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

(this is my suspicious look)

"Wait, you think I'm being mean to the pretend orangutan?" -- battlekow

by jch24 on Jul 27, 2011 9:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

NCRG and I are both followers of the Amer. Association

Reference was to Wichita getting 10 runs in the first against Fargo.

Skip the debate: The Reds need a new coaching staff.

by johnu1 on Jul 27, 2011 9:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

Fargo sucks so bad

Weber got ejected from the Eyes game just now.

by hotcincyredsgirl on Jul 27, 2011 9:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

More info on Weeks:
wezen_ball: Did not like that injury from Rickie. He took about a 12-ft step trying to get to first, landed really badly on ankle at base/ground corner

by chazzilla on Jul 27, 2011 8:56 PM EDT reply actions  

It shall be ice cream.

I have decided.

expectations are premeditated resentments - cheshirecat

by kcgard2 on Jul 27, 2011 8:57 PM EDT reply actions  

yeah right, like you have a life

"Wait, you think I'm being mean to the pretend orangutan?" -- battlekow

by jch24 on Jul 27, 2011 9:01 PM EDT up reply actions   2 recs

buy some vanilla ice cream

and several types of cookies then go Cold Stone on it and you will have the best of both worlds!

by Red_Poodle on Jul 27, 2011 9:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yay for

Ice Cream

Bart: "Dad, what's a Muppet?"
Homer: "Well, it's not quite a mop, not quite a puppet, but man... (laughs, then pauses) So, to answer you question, I don't know."

by ChiDa on Jul 27, 2011 9:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

Sweets are for chumps

I’m eating sopresatta and Indiana goat cheese.

Let a man come in and do the Popcorn.

by -ManBearPig on Jul 27, 2011 9:02 PM EDT reply actions  

boredom?

Let a man come in and do the Popcorn.

by -ManBearPig on Jul 27, 2011 9:04 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

i bet Chris really doesn't want to do more

but tHom is fucking with him and hoping the FSN bigwigs order him to do more.

Nothing succeeds like failure.

by Yossarian22 on Jul 27, 2011 9:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

Another line drive "hit" off Votto.

Skip the debate: The Reds need a new coaching staff.

by johnu1 on Jul 27, 2011 9:04 PM EDT reply actions  

g............................................

"You! Look what you've done. My starting pitcher thinks he's a chicken."

by Ram27 on Jul 27, 2011 9:04 PM EDT reply actions  

HR here

"You! Look what you've done. My starting pitcher thinks he's a chicken."

by Ram27 on Jul 27, 2011 9:05 PM EDT reply actions  

I want to, but I can't

I predicted Joey’s yesterday, so it has to equal out)

"You! Look what you've done. My starting pitcher thinks he's a chicken."

by Ram27 on Jul 27, 2011 9:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

Witch!

Still not a candidate.

by Gray on Jul 27, 2011 9:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

Votto

not looking very good there at 1B.

All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?

by BubbaFan on Jul 27, 2011 9:05 PM EDT reply actions  

Trade him to Toronto!

they can put him at DH and we can have Batista

by Red_Poodle on Jul 27, 2011 9:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

whoa, whoa, whoa

I thought you liked Votto, and wanted him to stay with the Reds until he was 43.

All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?

by BubbaFan on Jul 27, 2011 9:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

wasn't really being serious

kind of like the “Modest Proposal”.

by Red_Poodle on Jul 27, 2011 9:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

I didn't think

you’d even joke about such a thing!

All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?

by BubbaFan on Jul 27, 2011 9:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

you're right

normally I wouldn’t - was under the influence of fever-probably like the Cards GM

by Red_Poodle on Jul 27, 2011 9:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

Ihave NO idea

where the strike through came from

by Red_Poodle on Jul 27, 2011 9:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

i have no idea why comments auto format

no one knows how to use it, and there are buttons right above the comment that people can use to do it

by pack_fan on Jul 27, 2011 9:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

I think

they are actually the old plain text formatting conventions. When there was no formatting, and people used asterisks, dashes, etc. to indicate bold or strikethroughs.

-strikethrough- *bold*

Gives you:

strikethrough
bold

All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?

by BubbaFan on Jul 27, 2011 9:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

wondered if it was some sort of old convention

not sure how easy it would be to get rid of it, but it should be axed since there really is no need for it.

by pack_fan on Jul 27, 2011 9:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

Jesus.

This is just terrible.

by chazzilla on Jul 27, 2011 9:05 PM EDT reply actions  

Fuck this!

You had me at meat tornado. ~ Ron Swanson

by BigBabyBruce on Jul 27, 2011 9:05 PM EDT reply actions  

Arredondo sucks

I wish Dusty would have eased him into a role earlier in the year. Oh well.

expectations are premeditated resentments - cheshirecat

by kcgard2 on Jul 27, 2011 9:05 PM EDT reply actions  

He became a setup man pretty much right away

before promptly proving (by losing 4 or 5 games for us) that he couldn’t do that

expectations are premeditated resentments - cheshirecat

by kcgard2 on Jul 27, 2011 9:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

Remember that game against the Braves last May?

That’s not gonna happen

"You! Look what you've done. My starting pitcher thinks he's a chicken."

by Ram27 on Jul 27, 2011 9:05 PM EDT reply actions  

Well, if there was a morale problem in the Reds dugout before

It’s turned to something else.

Skip the debate: The Reds need a new coaching staff.

by johnu1 on Jul 27, 2011 9:05 PM EDT reply actions  

The correct is answer is

The Colts

Bart: "Dad, what's a Muppet?"
Homer: "Well, it's not quite a mop, not quite a puppet, but man... (laughs, then pauses) So, to answer you question, I don't know."

by ChiDa on Jul 27, 2011 9:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

incorrect

the correct answer is College Football

by pack_fan on Jul 27, 2011 9:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

Eh, it's ok

Bart: "Dad, what's a Muppet?"
Homer: "Well, it's not quite a mop, not quite a puppet, but man... (laughs, then pauses) So, to answer you question, I don't know."

by ChiDa on Jul 27, 2011 9:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

The Colts!

"You! Look what you've done. My starting pitcher thinks he's a chicken."

by Ram27 on Jul 27, 2011 9:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

Like cheer for the Cardinals?

"Wait, you think I'm being mean to the pretend orangutan?" -- battlekow

by jch24 on Jul 27, 2011 9:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

I think if we go to New Zealand, it's in a few weeks.

Skip the debate: The Reds need a new coaching staff.

by johnu1 on Jul 27, 2011 9:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

this

Let a man come in and do the Popcorn.

by -ManBearPig on Jul 27, 2011 9:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

1st games on the 11th

"You! Look what you've done. My starting pitcher thinks he's a chicken."

by Ram27 on Jul 27, 2011 9:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

Ignore that

"You! Look what you've done. My starting pitcher thinks he's a chicken."

by Ram27 on Jul 27, 2011 9:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

No!

You can’t tell me what to do!

by Charlie Scrabbles on Jul 27, 2011 9:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yes!

I can! The internet is magic!

"You! Look what you've done. My starting pitcher thinks he's a chicken."

by Ram27 on Jul 27, 2011 9:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

Those girls could've sold me anything

Internet=Magic, sold!

Bart: "Dad, what's a Muppet?"
Homer: "Well, it's not quite a mop, not quite a puppet, but man... (laughs, then pauses) So, to answer you question, I don't know."

by ChiDa on Jul 27, 2011 9:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

SHUT UP YOU CUNTFAG

"Wait, you think I'm being mean to the pretend orangutan?" -- battlekow

by jch24 on Jul 27, 2011 9:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

Arredondo

the human white flag.

All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?

by BubbaFan on Jul 27, 2011 9:07 PM EDT reply actions   2 recs

I thought that was Fisher

"You! Look what you've done. My starting pitcher thinks he's a chicken."

by Ram27 on Jul 27, 2011 9:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

Fisher has looked kinda okay in limited oppurtunities this year.

i dont’ know why dusty didn’t give him more chances. He hasn’t been worse than Arredondo.

Nothing succeeds like failure.

by Yossarian22 on Jul 27, 2011 9:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

I'd rather have Fisher than Arredondo

Or even Horst.

All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?

by BubbaFan on Jul 27, 2011 9:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

i dont' understand why Dusty gets so stuck in roles

it is like once he type casts you you can’t perform you way out of that, going up or down.

Nothing succeeds like failure.

by Yossarian22 on Jul 27, 2011 9:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

I agree 100%

expectations are premeditated resentments - cheshirecat

by kcgard2 on Jul 27, 2011 9:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

tHom just called Bay a "very good defensive LF"

maybe we start to see why he creamed over Jonny so much

expectations are premeditated resentments - cheshirecat

by kcgard2 on Jul 27, 2011 9:08 PM EDT reply actions  

Compared to a fence post, yeah

Skip the debate: The Reds need a new coaching staff.

by johnu1 on Jul 27, 2011 9:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

now

Let a man come in and do the Popcorn.

by -ManBearPig on Jul 27, 2011 9:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

Sell what?

Skip the debate: The Reds need a new coaching staff.

by johnu1 on Jul 27, 2011 9:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

CMM, Coco probably has some value,

there aren’t really too many veterans who are at the end of their contract.

Nothing succeeds like failure.

by Yossarian22 on Jul 27, 2011 9:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

DO you think we could give Bronson away?

I am not sure

expectations are premeditated resentments - cheshirecat

by kcgard2 on Jul 27, 2011 9:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

yeah thats part of his contract

which makes him virtually untradeable, and also makes him a burden on the payroll for about 10 years

by pack_fan on Jul 27, 2011 9:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

Does it make him ungiveable though?

expectations are premeditated resentments - cheshirecat

by kcgard2 on Jul 27, 2011 9:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

if Bronson was on the free agent market

would you pay that kind of money for him?

Nothing succeeds like failure.

by Yossarian22 on Jul 27, 2011 9:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

Obviously I wouldn't

but is there any GM out there who would?

expectations are premeditated resentments - cheshirecat

by kcgard2 on Jul 27, 2011 9:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

Hey there

"Good luck, National League managers – I have no idea how you’re supposed to get this guy out." - Dave Cameron on Joey Votto

by Grahamophone on Jul 27, 2011 9:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

gross

Let a man come in and do the Popcorn.

by -ManBearPig on Jul 27, 2011 9:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

does he have better taste in women or in ballplayers?

"Good luck, National League managers – I have no idea how you’re supposed to get this guy out." - Dave Cameron on Joey Votto

by Grahamophone on Jul 27, 2011 9:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

ties.

Nothing succeeds like failure.

by Yossarian22 on Jul 27, 2011 9:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

I would say women

That picture of her is particularly unflattering. She’s not a cutey or anything, but she is better looking than that pic.

The Mets are to this day woozy from the aftereffects of the Phillips regime.

by Charlie Scrabbles on Jul 27, 2011 9:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

Bronson and him would probably get along splendidly

"Good luck, National League managers – I have no idea how you’re supposed to get this guy out." - Dave Cameron on Joey Votto

by Grahamophone on Jul 27, 2011 9:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

I would say yes

"Good luck, National League managers – I have no idea how you’re supposed to get this guy out." - Dave Cameron on Joey Votto

by Grahamophone on Jul 27, 2011 9:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

We've been whipping Old Paint on this awhile ...

But being a seller is to alleviate our frustration in some shape, but it’s not what the Reds need to do immediately. If we are going to fix the team, I’d vote we wait till off-season, let some young guys have some games, see what we have.

Hell, there isn’t any reason to blow it up now.

Skip the debate: The Reds need a new coaching staff.

by johnu1 on Jul 27, 2011 9:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

This is CMM's highest value

that’s basically guaranteed

expectations are premeditated resentments - cheshirecat

by kcgard2 on Jul 27, 2011 9:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

Well, if CMM can bring in three matching fruits, I say pull the lever

But overall, being a seller doesn’t include trading an old catcher to a team that needs a catcher just to contend. The Reds are technically not sellers if that’s all they intend to do … move CMM and Gomes.

Skip the debate: The Reds need a new coaching staff.

by johnu1 on Jul 27, 2011 9:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

If we were contending, we wouldn't sell CMM

but since we aren’t, we might. That makes us kinda sellers, at least

expectations are premeditated resentments - cheshirecat

by kcgard2 on Jul 27, 2011 9:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

trading Ramon is a pretty obvious move at this point

they’re not out of it, regardless of how people feel around here, but its time to make moves like that given how difficult it will be to come back.

by pack_fan on Jul 27, 2011 9:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

Well even the guys who are buyers are moving people out.

So the question is about motive. If the Reds are moving players because they want to win next year, then … yes, that would define them as sellers.

The definition is contingent upon your perceived chances of winning. The Reds are pretty near the line that says 2012 is the next best target.

Skip the debate: The Reds need a new coaching staff.

by johnu1 on Jul 27, 2011 9:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

Currently ... CMM has kept this team afloat.

CoCo … hell, he isn’t going to get another save …

In any case, unloading these guys is not going to fix this clusterfuck.

Skip the debate: The Reds need a new coaching staff.

by johnu1 on Jul 27, 2011 9:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

No, but that's not the idea when you sell

expectations are premeditated resentments - cheshirecat

by kcgard2 on Jul 27, 2011 9:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

Dang, the Mets are still batting?

Skip the debate: The Reds need a new coaching staff.

by johnu1 on Jul 27, 2011 9:10 PM EDT reply actions  

Really?

Wow.

"You! Look what you've done. My starting pitcher thinks he's a chicken."

by Ram27 on Jul 27, 2011 9:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

I'm out kids, it's up to you Gray

I’m going to watch Lilo & Stitch with young’ns.

"Wait, you think I'm being mean to the pretend orangutan?" -- battlekow

by jch24 on Jul 27, 2011 9:10 PM EDT reply actions  

you are the worst father ever

//makingfunofsiter’d

Nothing succeeds like failure.

by Yossarian22 on Jul 27, 2011 9:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

That is an admirable choice

and probably more entertaining at the same time

expectations are premeditated resentments - cheshirecat

by kcgard2 on Jul 27, 2011 9:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

It was the correct choice, as it turns out

"Wait, you think I'm being mean to the pretend orangutan?" -- battlekow

by jch24 on Jul 28, 2011 9:17 AM EDT up reply actions  

I refuse to believe we don't have some pitchers

in the system that couldn’t do better than this shit

by coviner on Jul 27, 2011 9:13 PM EDT via mobile reply actions  

AA i think.

Nothing succeeds like failure.

by Yossarian22 on Jul 27, 2011 9:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

Not AAA, that's for sure

Actually, I still hold out some hope for Thompson to be a useful reliever

expectations are premeditated resentments - cheshirecat

by kcgard2 on Jul 27, 2011 9:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

alright seriously, see you bitches tomorrow

"Wait, you think I'm being mean to the pretend orangutan?" -- battlekow

by jch24 on Jul 27, 2011 9:14 PM EDT reply actions  

there isn't much to blow up, really just unload some spare parts

hopefully pick up one or two impact players, hopefully one of whom is a pitcher. This team is fine for 2012.

I still firmly believe in the Votto/Bruce/Phillips/Stubbs/Leake/Cueto/Bailey/Wood/Masset/Ondrusek/Chapman/Cozart/Alonso/Messarco core of this team for 2012.

Add a pitcher at the top of the rotation, they will be fine.

Nothing succeeds like failure.

by Yossarian22 on Jul 27, 2011 9:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

I just mean he should get

what he can for Monie and try to pull off a deal for a top of the rotation arm. I am worried that Rolen may have a fork sticking out of his ass.

by Joe Nolan's Neckbeard on Jul 27, 2011 9:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

Get that guy from the Nats up

Just because

"You! Look what you've done. My starting pitcher thinks he's a chicken."

by Ram27 on Jul 27, 2011 9:15 PM EDT reply actions  

woot

Hard-J Triple!

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by BubbaFan on Jul 27, 2011 9:16 PM EDT reply actions  

I really can't stand him

we all feel bad when they play bad his cynicism just makes it that much more unbearable

by Red_Poodle on Jul 27, 2011 9:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

what?

Really?

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by BubbaFan on Jul 27, 2011 9:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

He HATES Jay

and Drew, for that matter. He is insufferable.

by Charlie Scrabbles on Jul 27, 2011 9:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yep

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by kcgard2 on Jul 27, 2011 9:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

why would he hate on the home team that way?

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by BubbaFan on Jul 27, 2011 9:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

don't think so

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by BubbaFan on Jul 27, 2011 9:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

and by missed out, he means that you missed out on buying a new TV after taking a sledgehammer to it

while listening to the broadcast crew shit on Adam Dunn every night

"Good luck, National League managers – I have no idea how you’re supposed to get this guy out." - Dave Cameron on Joey Votto

by Grahamophone on Jul 27, 2011 9:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

the entire crew?

Not just tHom?

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by BubbaFan on Jul 27, 2011 9:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

George Grande treated him pretty normally

which is actually pretty crappy by Grande’s standard

"Good luck, National League managers – I have no idea how you’re supposed to get this guy out." - Dave Cameron on Joey Votto

by Grahamophone on Jul 27, 2011 9:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

Exactly

but he normally stroked every Red’s balls

"Good luck, National League managers – I have no idea how you’re supposed to get this guy out." - Dave Cameron on Joey Votto

by Grahamophone on Jul 27, 2011 9:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

That's how it sounded to me

They didn’t even limit themselves to his awful defense. They really focused on his hitting. Seriously.

"Good luck, National League managers – I have no idea how you’re supposed to get this guy out." - Dave Cameron on Joey Votto

by Grahamophone on Jul 27, 2011 9:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah

the world wasn’t ready for Adam Dunn

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by kcgard2 on Jul 27, 2011 9:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

the Alan Parsons Project wasn't that good

He’s more a of a band that only did one thing really well, and they did it well enough to still be listenable.

"Good luck, National League managers – I have no idea how you’re supposed to get this guy out." - Dave Cameron on Joey Votto

by Grahamophone on Jul 27, 2011 9:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

He's probably pretty pissed about the Gomes trade as well

"Good luck, National League managers – I have no idea how you’re supposed to get this guy out." - Dave Cameron on Joey Votto

by Grahamophone on Jul 27, 2011 9:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

I've heard so much about them

I’m almost afraid to listen to them. So far I haven’t noticed anything all that bad, though.

I watched a bit of the archived game the other day (looking for the Janish “error,” to see if I was misremembering the weird bounce). The Mets announcers ripped him up one side and down the other, and I was expected the Reds announcers to be worse, but they were pretty calm.

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by BubbaFan on Jul 27, 2011 9:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

Mets announcers have watched Jose Reyes for 6 years

Reds announcers have watched OCab, AGon, Keppinger, et al, for 6 years. You can understand if they might hold SS’s to different standards

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by kcgard2 on Jul 27, 2011 9:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

good point

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by BubbaFan on Jul 27, 2011 9:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

mostly it was earlier in the year

when the Reds were still plenty fine, but Thom would act like every small mistake they made was the Reds blowing the game. It speaks to a lack of understanding of baseball. Now its slightly more defensible, since its starting to getting old.

by pack_fan on Jul 27, 2011 9:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

Actually, I would not be opposed to these announcers being taken down ...

… come back next year. Bring in a couple of new voices. It wouldn’t help much but the constant drone is tiresome.

Skip the debate: The Reds need a new coaching staff.

by johnu1 on Jul 27, 2011 9:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

I don't think many people here would be opposed to getting rid of thom and Jeff

cough except cough ’tHan cough

"Good luck, National League managers – I have no idea how you’re supposed to get this guy out." - Dave Cameron on Joey Votto

by Grahamophone on Jul 27, 2011 9:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

Bruce did something good

lucky bounce, but we’ll take it

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by kcgard2 on Jul 27, 2011 9:16 PM EDT reply actions  

I hate it when people smoke in our rooms even when we tell them about the no smoking policy.

Singer: So did you know you can bring a gun in here now?
'Mache: I BROUGHT TWO! **flexes**

by andromache on Jul 27, 2011 9:19 PM EDT reply actions  

I pulled that line on United Airlines once, and it worked

they changed my reservation, and for some reason i had to call them to confirm it despite the fact they emailed me to tell me. So I spoke with a customer service agent, and told him I have a policy that when an airline changes my flights they have to pay a $150 change fee. I got a $150 gift certificate for future travel.

Nothing succeeds like failure.

by Yossarian22 on Jul 27, 2011 9:22 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

My mom owns a very small bed and breakfast.

Singer: So did you know you can bring a gun in here now?
'Mache: I BROUGHT TWO! **flexes**

by andromache on Jul 27, 2011 9:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

Add a fee to their bill

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by kcgard2 on Jul 27, 2011 9:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

well that sucks

it isn’t like you can even put the next guests in a different room, while you clean the first room with the fee you collect from the smoking asshole.

Nothing succeeds like failure.

by Yossarian22 on Jul 27, 2011 9:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

I doubt we will collect a fee.

Not worth the trouble, most likely.

Singer: So did you know you can bring a gun in here now?
'Mache: I BROUGHT TWO! **flexes**

by andromache on Jul 27, 2011 9:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

oh

i was at a hotel that claimed they would chair something obscene like a $250 cleaning fee for smoking in the room.

Nothing succeeds like failure.

by Yossarian22 on Jul 27, 2011 9:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

I would do the same thing

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by kcgard2 on Jul 27, 2011 9:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

i'm not blaiming them

i think it is reasonable. It is there property, people who deface it by smoking should pay.

Nothing succeeds like failure.

by Yossarian22 on Jul 27, 2011 9:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

Sounds like a capitalist!

"Good luck, National League managers – I have no idea how you’re supposed to get this guy out." - Dave Cameron on Joey Votto

by Grahamophone on Jul 27, 2011 9:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

everyone is a capitalist at heart.

it is human nature.

Nothing succeeds like failure.

by Yossarian22 on Jul 27, 2011 9:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

Not Yossarian!

"Good luck, National League managers – I have no idea how you’re supposed to get this guy out." - Dave Cameron on Joey Votto

by Grahamophone on Jul 27, 2011 9:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

so a democratic socialist?

"Good luck, National League managers – I have no idea how you’re supposed to get this guy out." - Dave Cameron on Joey Votto

by Grahamophone on Jul 27, 2011 9:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

yep

i’m a socialist, not a communist.

Nothing succeeds like failure.

by Yossarian22 on Jul 27, 2011 9:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

and I was just giving you a hard time

"Good luck, National League managers – I have no idea how you’re supposed to get this guy out." - Dave Cameron on Joey Votto

by Grahamophone on Jul 27, 2011 9:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

If you don't do anything about it

people have no incentive to stop

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by kcgard2 on Jul 27, 2011 9:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

Sounds like a great criminal justice philosophy.

But not exactly practical for every small business owner.

Singer: So did you know you can bring a gun in here now?
'Mache: I BROUGHT TWO! **flexes**

by andromache on Jul 27, 2011 9:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

they would probably fight it ,and not pay

although your mom has a legal dream team working for her!

Nothing succeeds like failure.

by Yossarian22 on Jul 27, 2011 9:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

I deny that I would engage in the unauthorized practice of law in the state of Ohio.

Singer: So did you know you can bring a gun in here now?
'Mache: I BROUGHT TWO! **flexes**

by andromache on Jul 27, 2011 9:30 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

Waal, we aintta gonna wind is game.

Skip the debate: The Reds need a new coaching staff.

by johnu1 on Jul 27, 2011 9:20 PM EDT reply actions  

z

"You! Look what you've done. My starting pitcher thinks he's a chicken."

by Ram27 on Jul 27, 2011 9:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

Masset is only good during the middle months

apparently

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by kcgard2 on Jul 27, 2011 9:25 PM EDT reply actions  

Jesusfuckingchrist

He doubled?

"You! Look what you've done. My starting pitcher thinks he's a chicken."

by Ram27 on Jul 27, 2011 9:25 PM EDT reply actions  

Sunday feels like so long ago.

I’m off kiddos. Hope we get a FestiVole win tomorrow.

Let a man come in and do the Popcorn.

by -ManBearPig on Jul 27, 2011 9:26 PM EDT reply actions  

Janish swung at ball 4

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by BubbaFan on Jul 27, 2011 9:30 PM EDT reply actions  

I have hit the white X in the red box ...

Pelfrey is still getting people out on popups to the first baseman in the 8th inning.

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by johnu1 on Jul 27, 2011 9:31 PM EDT reply actions  

Thom pining for Jonathan Jonson

"Good luck, National League managers – I have no idea how you’re supposed to get this guy out." - Dave Cameron on Joey Votto

by Grahamophone on Jul 27, 2011 9:31 PM EDT reply actions  

ahh a Gomes serenade via tHom

a Reds game wouldn’t be complete without it

by pack_fan on Jul 27, 2011 9:31 PM EDT reply actions  

Stubbs gets a base hit to squeak through a hole, or something

anyway, I was talking about the amazingness of Jonny Gomes…

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by kcgard2 on Jul 27, 2011 9:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

I think he means the LA Clippers

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by Grahamophone on Jul 27, 2011 9:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

id did

but the reds might want a shitty SG like Randy Foye to play LF

by RedHotHollywood on Jul 27, 2011 9:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

fine

Eric Bledsoe is on his way to Cincy

by RedHotHollywood on Jul 27, 2011 9:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

He'd need to hit second in the order.

Can he bunt?

Skip the debate: The Reds need a new coaching staff.

by johnu1 on Jul 27, 2011 9:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

Maybe he can pitch.

Our tall guy for their tall guy, “straight up.”

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by johnu1 on Jul 27, 2011 9:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

They beat DC United 13-10 in extra innings.

Skip the debate: The Reds need a new coaching staff.

by johnu1 on Jul 27, 2011 9:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

Do they have a shortstop we could get in a deal?

We have a veterany catcher and a wizzened righthander we could offer.

Skip the debate: The Reds need a new coaching staff.

by johnu1 on Jul 27, 2011 9:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

Holy crap

He’s done for the year. That’s as bad as Steven Drew. That really sucks as I don’t want the Cards to win.

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by kcgard2 on Jul 27, 2011 9:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

and I like Rickie Weeks too, helluva player

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by Grahamophone on Jul 27, 2011 9:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

Holy shit

Am I looking at that right?

"You! Look what you've done. My starting pitcher thinks he's a chicken."

by Ram27 on Jul 27, 2011 9:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

I kept looking for a ball near the head then looked down

"Good luck, National League managers – I have no idea how you’re supposed to get this guy out." - Dave Cameron on Joey Votto

by Grahamophone on Jul 27, 2011 9:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

Oh god, that's absolutely horrifying

Singer: So did you know you can bring a gun in here now?
'Mache: I BROUGHT TWO! **flexes**

by andromache on Jul 27, 2011 9:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

best sci fi novel ever?

or if you prefer, best piece of literature ever?

by Red_Poodle on Jul 27, 2011 9:36 PM EDT reply actions  

Don Quijote is up there

not really sci-fi…

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by kcgard2 on Jul 27, 2011 9:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

martian chronicles by ray bradbury

as i recall twas pretty good. Maybe Brave New World?

by RedHotHollywood on Jul 27, 2011 9:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

I read Martian Chronicles about 5 years ago

i really enjoyed it.

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by Yossarian22 on Jul 27, 2011 9:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

Am I horrible if I say say something

Like Lord of the Rings?
Or Catcher in the Rye?
Not sci-fi
But the classic stuff sticks with me most.

by hotcincyredsgirl on Jul 27, 2011 9:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

LOTR really is a good series

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by kcgard2 on Jul 27, 2011 9:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

Dante's Inferno is a motherfucker to read

but really good if you get the cliff’s notes to help you.

by RedHotHollywood on Jul 27, 2011 9:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

I said it in the last one, but for me it's Dune.

Even though Dune is a bit space opera-y.

Singer: So did you know you can bring a gun in here now?
'Mache: I BROUGHT TWO! **flexes**

by andromache on Jul 27, 2011 9:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

I liked Dune alright

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by kcgard2 on Jul 27, 2011 9:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

I'm reading Paradise Lost right now

I like it, but I don’t imagine it would be many people’s cup of tea

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by kcgard2 on Jul 27, 2011 9:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

I have a hard time with "best"

There are a lot of books I like for different reasons, but would have a hard time picking one that’s the “best.”

Some classics I’ve enjoyed:

“Cat’s Cradle” by Kurt Vonnegut
“The Moon Is a Harsh Mistress” by Robert A. Heinlein
“The Left Hand of Darkness” by Ursula K. LeGuin
“Flowers For Algernon” by Daniel Keyes

My favorite authors tend to be women: CJ Cherryh, Tanith Lee, Connie Willis, James Tiptree, Jr.

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by BubbaFan on Jul 27, 2011 9:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

Flowers was great

I read that in 8th grade and have read it several times over the years.

by hotcincyredsgirl on Jul 27, 2011 10:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

i should reread it sometime

i haven’t read it in about 10 years.

Nothing succeeds like failure.

by Yossarian22 on Jul 27, 2011 11:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

I told you guys he looked better than Gomes!

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by kcgard2 on Jul 27, 2011 9:41 PM EDT reply actions  

It's pretty hard to be worse

"Good luck, National League managers – I have no idea how you’re supposed to get this guy out." - Dave Cameron on Joey Votto

by Grahamophone on Jul 27, 2011 9:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

Alonso had a shot to do it though

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by kcgard2 on Jul 27, 2011 9:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

from tHom:

“Gomes showed he was a much better athlete than Alonso in the short time he’s been here”

by pack_fan on Jul 27, 2011 9:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

Huh?

Skip the debate: The Reds need a new coaching staff.

by johnu1 on Jul 27, 2011 9:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

thom and Chris both agree that Gomes got a bad rap on his defense

tHom is just blind to that guy’s many flaws

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by kcgard2 on Jul 27, 2011 9:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

I'll give him this game

but anything past this tHom needs to let it go

by pack_fan on Jul 27, 2011 9:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

Gomes generally catches the ball

Most outfielders in MLB generally catch the ball.
I haven’t seen that much artistry being performed in LF by most of the league, so in Gomer’s defense, he got the job done most of the time.
His throws are an adventure.
But generally, he catches it.

Skip the debate: The Reds need a new coaching staff.

by johnu1 on Jul 27, 2011 9:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

why?

If he’s so critical of Bruce and Stubbs, why does he love Gomes so much?

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by BubbaFan on Jul 27, 2011 9:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

tHom is kinda baseball-stupid

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by kcgard2 on Jul 27, 2011 9:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

Well, hell ... they are human.

Gomes and tHom have probably established a friendship.
That doesn’t absolve tHom of his job to be at least somewhat objective in his reporting of the game. If he’s holding Stubbs and Bruce to a higher standard, that would be understandable if he confessed that he is at least overrating Gomes’s play.

All in all, I think tHom is being a dick about it and he probably doesn’t realize it after having done it for so long.

As a fan, I was happier when Gomes made a great play than when Stubbs or Bruce make one, mainly because of expectations. But I am not a Reds play by play announcer.

Skip the debate: The Reds need a new coaching staff.

by johnu1 on Jul 27, 2011 10:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

Good points

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by kcgard2 on Jul 28, 2011 8:47 AM EDT up reply actions  

now, now

Gomes has made that play many times. He was pretty good at that sliding into the fence play.

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by BubbaFan on Jul 27, 2011 9:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

hey, Yonder looked like a real left fielder there

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by BubbaFan on Jul 27, 2011 9:41 PM EDT reply actions  

I like Alonso

his twitter suggests he’s a pretty nice up beat guy

by Red_Poodle on Jul 27, 2011 9:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

is it his twitter

or his agent’s twitter?

Nothing succeeds like failure.

by Yossarian22 on Jul 27, 2011 9:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

seems like his

because he says dumb stuff like #HAM on there

by Red_Poodle on Jul 27, 2011 9:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

Do they still have those?

Bart: "Dad, what's a Muppet?"
Homer: "Well, it's not quite a mop, not quite a puppet, but man... (laughs, then pauses) So, to answer you question, I don't know."

by ChiDa on Jul 27, 2011 9:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

yeah

and KMIBM gave me a really great name for my atheist band, but I forgot it. Nihilist was in it though.

Nothing succeeds like failure.

by Yossarian22 on Jul 27, 2011 9:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

The Procrastinating Nihilists, wasn't it?

/lurker’d

How much wood could Chakkuchakkuchakku if you can throw a tree?

by ThePensive on Jul 27, 2011 9:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

yes, thanks.

Nothing succeeds like failure.

by Yossarian22 on Jul 27, 2011 9:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

Votto is back guys!

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by kcgard2 on Jul 27, 2011 9:44 PM EDT reply actions  

yeah I was advocating a day off

a long time ago. He needs a bit of rest now and then but apparently his defense suffers

by Red_Poodle on Jul 27, 2011 9:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

rally caps?

RALLY CAPS!
rally…(sigh) caps.

by RedHotHollywood on Jul 27, 2011 9:45 PM EDT reply actions  

"rally" lowercase

"You! Look what you've done. My starting pitcher thinks he's a chicken."

by Ram27 on Jul 27, 2011 9:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

Goddammit BP

"You! Look what you've done. My starting pitcher thinks he's a chicken."

by Ram27 on Jul 27, 2011 9:45 PM EDT reply actions  

I was gonna complain

but it’s a lost cause anyway. He might as well swing for the fences if he feels like it. Smallball ain’t getting us back in it

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by kcgard2 on Jul 27, 2011 9:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

Sweet Jesus

Trade everyone but Joey

"You! Look what you've done. My starting pitcher thinks he's a chicken."

by Ram27 on Jul 27, 2011 9:46 PM EDT reply actions  

yeah

no one will take coco or arroyo

by RedHotHollywood on Jul 27, 2011 9:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

Coco probably has some value

if a team is serious about a run, and is willing to part with about $4M, Coco could help their bullpen, give them a second closer.

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by Yossarian22 on Jul 27, 2011 9:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

what was it?

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by BubbaFan on Jul 27, 2011 9:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

don't something on the moon

I should probably know the missing word in there

by pack_fan on Jul 27, 2011 10:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

"Don't Fence Me In" maybe?

Sinatra seems an odd choice. Unless you’re a Yankee.

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by BubbaFan on Jul 27, 2011 10:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

*this* close

to becoming a secret Yankees fan to enjoy winning

by Red_Poodle on Jul 27, 2011 10:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

might be a better bet

to be a secret Red Sox fan, at least this year.

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by BubbaFan on Jul 27, 2011 10:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

good point

but at least I would know you are also a Yankees fan whereas I’d be alone in the Red Sox thing I think

by Red_Poodle on Jul 27, 2011 10:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

Oh!

A pinch hitter!
That’ll win the game, dusty

"You! Look what you've done. My starting pitcher thinks he's a chicken."

by Ram27 on Jul 27, 2011 9:46 PM EDT reply actions  

I'm not leaving 'til our dog finishes

Eh, screw it, let’s go!

"You! Look what you've done. My starting pitcher thinks he's a chicken."

by Ram27 on Jul 27, 2011 9:47 PM EDT reply actions  

C'mon Lasty!

Singer: So did you know you can bring a gun in here now?
'Mache: I BROUGHT TWO! **flexes**

by andromache on Jul 27, 2011 9:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

It's been a pleasure serving with you, kcgard.

Singer: So did you know you can bring a gun in here now?
'Mache: I BROUGHT TWO! **flexes**

by andromache on Jul 27, 2011 9:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

At ease

I’d hold the trenches with you anytime, andro

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by kcgard2 on Jul 27, 2011 9:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

sic transit gloria

"OVERCHARGE, v. To ask a higher price than you can get." -Ambrose Bierce

by RijoSaboCaseyWKRP on Jul 27, 2011 9:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

that's for sure

without RR Reds fandom would be very difficult. On that note, let’s hope festivole is huge success

by Red_Poodle on Jul 27, 2011 9:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

It got off to a bad start

"You! Look what you've done. My starting pitcher thinks he's a chicken."

by Ram27 on Jul 27, 2011 9:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

It's been an honor commenting with you all

"You! Look what you've done. My starting pitcher thinks he's a chicken."

by Ram27 on Jul 27, 2011 9:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yes

Some day.
I hope to be just like y’all.
HEHE.

by hotcincyredsgirl on Jul 27, 2011 9:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

Is it over? Did we win?

Skip the debate: The Reds need a new coaching staff.

by johnu1 on Jul 27, 2011 9:52 PM EDT reply actions  

This comment was great

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by kcgard2 on Jul 27, 2011 9:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

You forgot the action asterisks

"You! Look what you've done. My starting pitcher thinks he's a chicken."

by Ram27 on Jul 27, 2011 9:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

The plural of asterisk is a really fun word to pronounce

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by kcgard2 on Jul 27, 2011 9:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

too asterisky

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by johnu1 on Jul 27, 2011 9:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

hmmmm

There may be something to the rumors that Banana Bob is pressuring Walt to make a deal.

teh Fay:

Reds owner Bob Castellini says the club is still looking to make deals.

"There’s no stone unturned," he said.

…Castellini would not answer specific questions about what the Reds plan to do. But he made it clear the plan remains to win this year.

"No stone unturned."

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by BubbaFan on Jul 27, 2011 10:02 PM EDT reply actions  

I don't think this is particularly shocking ...

I think that anybody who owns a team is committed to telling fans that they will do whatever it takes to produce a team that can and will contend.

BB could pressure Walt to make the trade but if the trade ain’t there, cough up the cash, Bobby.

Skip the debate: The Reds need a new coaching staff.

by johnu1 on Jul 27, 2011 10:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

omg

It’s happening again. Braves and Bucs are in extras.

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by BubbaFan on Jul 27, 2011 10:12 PM EDT reply actions  

The guy who broke Cozart singled

"You! Look what you've done. My starting pitcher thinks he's a chicken."

by Ram27 on Jul 27, 2011 10:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

he used to be a Pirate, didn't he?

He was in tears when he heard he was traded, and so were the fans.

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by BubbaFan on Jul 27, 2011 10:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

Votto was traded?

Nothing succeeds like failure.

by Yossarian22 on Jul 27, 2011 11:15 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

Walk off single

Pirates announcer tHom’d

"You! Look what you've done. My starting pitcher thinks he's a chicken."

by Ram27 on Jul 27, 2011 10:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

David Ross

is kinda good. Why did the Reds get rid of him?

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by BubbaFan on Jul 27, 2011 10:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

i still don't understand that either.

In 2008 the Reds had three catchers; Paul Bako, Javier Valentin, and David Ross.

Bako was a defensive first catcher with a slash of .217/.299/.328 and was worth -.2 WAR.
Valentin was a poor defensive catcher with a slash of .256/.326/.411 and was worth .4 WAR.
Ross was a strong defensive catcher with a slash of .231/.381/.366 and was worth .9 WAR for the Reds that season.

Some how the guy with the best OPS, defensive value (according to fangraphs) and WAR was DFA’d for nothing while Bako with his shitty hitting and bad defense was the number one catcher, and Valentin with his passable hitting and terrible defense was the number two catcher.

I mean I guess it didn’t matter much, after Ross left, the Reds traded Freel for CMM, and used the current CMM/Hannigan duo, but still, it is fucking dumb to release the best player at a position when their are two clearly inferior players at every facet of the game still on the roster.

Nothing succeeds like failure.

by Yossarian22 on Jul 27, 2011 11:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

I just remember Ross dropping multiple outfield assits

it seemed like it would happen every game, like a mental block or something. I wasn’t terribly sad to see him go, his defense was really flailing at the time. But it’s good to see him step it back up. He’s from GA, so I think he apprecaites being the hometown kid and all.

"You said 'walks' twice."
"I like walks."

by Cy Schourek on Jul 28, 2011 2:58 AM EDT up reply actions  

I don't remember that

but i wasn’t watching too many games at that time.

Nothing succeeds like failure.

by Yossarian22 on Jul 28, 2011 11:04 AM EDT up reply actions  

People here and at other Reds sites thought Ross was pretty much garbage at the time

and were not sad at all to see him go. It was the same with LaRue as well.

expectations are premeditated resentments - cheshirecat

by kcgard2 on Jul 28, 2011 8:50 AM EDT up reply actions  

I always liked Dave Ross

Paul Bako, on the other hand, I did not.

by Charlie Scrabbles on Jul 28, 2011 10:20 AM EDT up reply actions  

Dusty

thinks Arroyo might not be fully healthy. He thinks Arroyo might be less than truthful on the issue.

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by BubbaFan on Jul 27, 2011 10:52 PM EDT reply actions  

This won't gain me any friendship points from Groupthink

There is no good excuse for the manager, the pitching coach, the trainer, the bullpen coach and the team doctor to not know the answer to this question. Dusty isn’t quite sure about this? WTF.

Conceding that Fay may have created his own story, but all the same,

Send him in for a physical exam. Duh.

Skip the debate: The Reds need a new coaching staff.

by johnu1 on Jul 27, 2011 11:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

Dusty said the same thing about Arroyo in 2008 when he had a slow start

he even thought that Arroyo needed an MRI. He said that before talking to Arroyo, and the press went to Arroyo with that information and he was confused.

I think Arroyo may have been weakened out of the gate with mono, and may never have gotten his legs under him. What I remember about mono was it took me a lot of time and rest to get better, and even after the disease left, it took me another month or so to get back to pre-sickness strength. I was too sick to go to class. I couldn’t imagine going through that with the demands of a psychically exhausting job. Arroyo didn’t take anytime off. He hasn’t really had a chance to rest and recover. He may have benefited from taking April off, getting well and then going through a strengthening program.

That would also explain the large 1.3 MPH drop off on his fastball.

Maybe I just desperately want to believe he will improve next year.

Nothing succeeds like failure.

by Yossarian22 on Jul 27, 2011 11:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

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