Mets at Reds, Thread Three
by jch24 on Jul 25, 2011 9:34 PM EDT
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Reds down 4-2 after seven innings. This isn't over. No sir, not by a long shot.
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LeCure has the lowest bb/9 on the Reds this year
I really like him for closer next year.
"You said 'walks' twice."
"I like walks."
I prefer to have Masset's stuff to work out of jams
plus with the way he goes hot and cold, i really don’t want to give him the permanent role of closer.
Nothing succeeds like failure.
I don't necessarily agree with the whole "closer not having the best stuff" thing, but I agree with the hot and cold part.
I do like that Ondrusek and LeCure are consistent, don’t walk guys a lot and still get outs. I think they’re the two best options for the job.
Miggy Miggy Miggy, can't you see?
Sometimes your skills just hypnotize me.
And I just love your veteran ways,
You're unappreciated and under-paid.
Lurch can be a bit wild when he first comes in
that would worry me a little, but his stuff is good enough.
SamWow has won over my endorsement as well
"Aroldis Chapman is a seven course meal followed by four hours of sex on the table with a nymphomaniac model heiress who owns her own brewery." - jch24
by BK on Jul 25, 2011 9:41 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
No I don't
I think we learned our lesson with Coco
"Aroldis Chapman is a seven course meal followed by four hours of sex on the table with a nymphomaniac model heiress who owns her own brewery." - jch24
by BK on Jul 25, 2011 9:42 PM EDT up reply actions
I love that nickname sooo much.
Is that new?
by the finest muffins on Jul 25, 2011 9:43 PM EDT up reply actions
I came up with it just now
Can we get it to stick?
"Aroldis Chapman is a seven course meal followed by four hours of sex on the table with a nymphomaniac model heiress who owns her own brewery." - jch24
by BK on Jul 25, 2011 9:44 PM EDT up reply actions
it's no J-Woww
but it’ll do.
Tequila and pancakes, anyone?
by Kevin Mitchell is Batman on Jul 25, 2011 9:44 PM EDT up reply actions
"me and my boobies are coming to Italy"
still cracks me up for some reason.
"You said 'walks' twice."
"I like walks."
BUT THE ONE SITTING DOWN HAS NICE SANDALS YO!
Tequila and pancakes, anyone?
by Kevin Mitchell is Batman on Jul 25, 2011 10:08 PM EDT up reply actions
I missed the guy working the stand, another no
"Wait, you think I'm being mean to the pretend orangutan?" -- battlekow
so appropriate
You were just a rich girl only having fun. Your worn out dresses brought stares from everyone. Hey little rich girl, where did you go wrong?
I'M NOT SURE BLUE-SHORTS CAN LOOK ANY HARDER THAN THAT.
Tequila and pancakes, anyone?
by Kevin Mitchell is Batman on Jul 25, 2011 10:11 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
x
"You said 'walks' twice."
"I like walks."
by Cy Schourek on Jul 25, 2011 10:14 PM EDT up reply actions
Mr. Charles!
You were just a rich girl only having fun. Your worn out dresses brought stares from everyone. Hey little rich girl, where did you go wrong?
But we scored two in that thread
"You! Look what you've done. My starting pitcher thinks he's a chicken."
Andro's thread worked last night.
I wanted her to make one!
Miggy Miggy Miggy, can't you see?
Sometimes your skills just hypnotize me.
And I just love your veteran ways,
You're unappreciated and under-paid.
Please submit all requests via paper form
So crolfer can light them on fire and I can piss them out.
"Wait, you think I'm being mean to the pretend orangutan?" -- battlekow
1. Receive request.
2. crolfer lights it on fire.
3. ??
4. JCH somehow pisses it out.
Miggy Miggy Miggy, can't you see?
Sometimes your skills just hypnotize me.
And I just love your veteran ways,
You're unappreciated and under-paid.
jch pisses on the profit
Sounds about right.
by Brendanukkah on Jul 25, 2011 9:42 PM EDT up reply actions
I pretty much warm the bench here at RR.
But just like the Reds, complain loudly about the management, and I’m sure they will make changes accordingly.
Singer: So did you know you can bring a gun in here now?
'Mache: I BROUGHT TWO! **flexes**
Duda looks like a lady
"Wait, you think I'm being mean to the pretend orangutan?" -- battlekow
by jch24 on Jul 25, 2011 9:38 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs
Duda Where's My Car
#metsmovies
You were just a rich girl only having fun. Your worn out dresses brought stares from everyone. Hey little rich girl, where did you go wrong?
The tag line on his baseball reference page is
“The Duda abides.”
by the finest muffins on Jul 25, 2011 9:39 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Hi Brenda!
It turns out that Ray’s Hell Burger has really good mac & cheese, by the way.
Still not a candidate.
Won't be one I write
I missed the whole “Dang” thing, and thus think it is stupid.
by Brendanukkah on Jul 25, 2011 9:39 PM EDT up reply actions
YOU'RE STUPID!
You were just a rich girl only having fun. Your worn out dresses brought stares from everyone. Hey little rich girl, where did you go wrong?
Apparently Chapman's been "doing it" in the 'pen.
I think you can get arrested for that.
"Red Reporter - An elitist clique full of like-minded douchebags." - BK
usually they just tell you you're not allowed back at the petting zoo
"Wait, you think I'm being mean to the pretend orangutan?" -- battlekow
/Jim Day'd
"Luna Lovegood is really freaking awesome in every way." -Me
by crolfer on Jul 25, 2011 9:41 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Frazier tried to pull a Pujols there
"Wait, you think I'm being mean to the pretend orangutan?" -- battlekow
I said in the last thread about Codero
I read where He wondered why he wasn’t picked as an All-Star?
Like they don’t give those away.
by hotcincyredsgirl on Jul 25, 2011 9:40 PM EDT reply actions
Good Evening Friends!
What I miss?
by Jack Armstrong started an All Star Game on Jul 25, 2011 9:40 PM EDT via mobile reply actions
whatsherass is back and there's been an outbreak of dang
"Wait, you think I'm being mean to the pretend orangutan?" -- battlekow
Leave Luna Lovegood out of this
"Aroldis Chapman is a seven course meal followed by four hours of sex on the table with a nymphomaniac model heiress who owns her own brewery." - jch24
by BK on Jul 25, 2011 9:43 PM EDT up reply actions
Will wasps or yellow jackets go better with the interior of your house?
"Luna Lovegood is really freaking awesome in every way." -Me
The Yellow Paper Wasps
by Charlotte Perkins Gilman.
by Brendanukkah on Jul 25, 2011 9:45 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
That's the nastiest bug at your disposal?
Common, you’re a professionalish entomologist or something like that!
"You! Look what you've done. My starting pitcher thinks he's a chicken."
They are trying to kill off the rookies with poor throws.
"Luna Lovegood is really freaking awesome in every way." -Me
Ok 3 batters up 3 down,
good for the pitching, lets go offense
Niners,Nets,Reds & USC!!!
"We'll be the first really global team in the NBA. For me, being the first foreign owner, I want to do my best to invite all the fans for the team all over the world. I think the NBA is worldwide. But other teams [possess a] more local mentality. We are going to create and to build a global franchise to sell all around the world. I think I have a competitive advantage compared to other owners." - Mikhail Prokhorov
Insulting manhood
That’s what will sell to our generation! great idea liquor/beer companies!
Follow me on Twitter: @DTD_Clayton | Editor for Down the Drive
Everyone
What’s the prognosis and story on Rolen?
I know he’s on the 15 D DL with a L shoulder strain but nothing else.
by hotcincyredsgirl on Jul 25, 2011 9:42 PM EDT reply actions
same ol shit
he’s been dealing with this for years
by RedHotHollywood on Jul 25, 2011 9:43 PM EDT up reply actions
leave Luna Lovegood out of this
You were just a rich girl only having fun. Your worn out dresses brought stares from everyone. Hey little rich girl, where did you go wrong?
by boobs on Jul 25, 2011 9:43 PM EDT up reply actions 4 recs
oh man, what was their name, again?
Sons of Judah Barnstormers or something?
"You said 'walks' twice."
"I like walks."
Mads has decided to work the carnival route
He’s now running a booth where you can pay $2.00 to talk to the dead! Any takers?
"Luna Lovegood is really freaking awesome in every way." -Me
fucking mets announcers are the worst
shit talking like they are playing
Niners,Nets,Reds & USC!!!
"We'll be the first really global team in the NBA. For me, being the first foreign owner, I want to do my best to invite all the fans for the team all over the world. I think the NBA is worldwide. But other teams [possess a] more local mentality. We are going to create and to build a global franchise to sell all around the world. I think I have a competitive advantage compared to other owners." - Mikhail Prokhorov
ONE TIME JOEY
Niners,Nets,Reds & USC!!!
"We'll be the first really global team in the NBA. For me, being the first foreign owner, I want to do my best to invite all the fans for the team all over the world. I think the NBA is worldwide. But other teams [possess a] more local mentality. We are going to create and to build a global franchise to sell all around the world. I think I have a competitive advantage compared to other owners." - Mikhail Prokhorov
COME ON, VOTTO.
Miggy Miggy Miggy, can't you see?
Sometimes your skills just hypnotize me.
And I just love your veteran ways,
You're unappreciated and under-paid.
RALLY CAPS ARE A THING AGAIN?
"You! Look what you've done. My starting pitcher thinks he's a chicken."
INDUBITABLY
Miggy Miggy Miggy, can't you see?
Sometimes your skills just hypnotize me.
And I just love your veteran ways,
You're unappreciated and under-paid.
INITIATED
Tequila and pancakes, anyone?
by Kevin Mitchell is Batman on Jul 25, 2011 9:48 PM EDT up reply actions
Well, the Mets are smart enough to not burn a LOOGY on a guy who mashes lefties.
Miggy Miggy Miggy, can't you see?
Sometimes your skills just hypnotize me.
And I just love your veteran ways,
You're unappreciated and under-paid.
THEY ALREADY BURNED THEIR ONLY ONE ON BRUCE
WHO, IN FACT, MASHES LEFTIES.
Tequila and pancakes, anyone?
by Kevin Mitchell is Batman on Jul 25, 2011 9:48 PM EDT up reply actions
DANG
Miggy Miggy Miggy, can't you see?
Sometimes your skills just hypnotize me.
And I just love your veteran ways,
You're unappreciated and under-paid.
OKEE
You were just a rich girl only having fun. Your worn out dresses brought stares from everyone. Hey little rich girl, where did you go wrong?
THAT ONE WAS OBVIOUS
You were just a rich girl only having fun. Your worn out dresses brought stares from everyone. Hey little rich girl, where did you go wrong?
IT WAS A PICTURE OF A BONER
You were just a rich girl only having fun. Your worn out dresses brought stares from everyone. Hey little rich girl, where did you go wrong?
by boobs on Jul 25, 2011 9:49 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
what this time?
Tequila and pancakes, anyone?
by Kevin Mitchell is Batman on Jul 25, 2011 9:49 PM EDT up reply actions
IT WAS A PICTURE OF A BONER
You were just a rich girl only having fun. Your worn out dresses brought stares from everyone. Hey little rich girl, where did you go wrong?
Leave Luna Lovegood out of this.
"Red Reporter - An elitist clique full of like-minded douchebags." - BK
by ZJiff30 on Jul 25, 2011 9:51 PM EDT up reply actions 2 recs
It wasn't even ron arty at all.
Singer: So did you know you can bring a gun in here now?
'Mache: I BROUGHT TWO! **flexes**
oh, right, boner pick
Tequila and pancakes, anyone?
by Kevin Mitchell is Batman on Jul 25, 2011 9:50 PM EDT up reply actions
WHY DO YOU REFRESH THE PAGE?
"You! Look what you've done. My starting pitcher thinks he's a chicken."
you'll see all of your recs by pushing ALT-F4.
"Red Reporter - An elitist clique full of like-minded douchebags." - BK
I forgot how that I knew how computers worked for like 3 seconds.
And was inches away from trying that.
Singer: So did you know you can bring a gun in here now?
'Mache: I BROUGHT TWO! **flexes**
silly! You know better than that!
"Red Reporter - An elitist clique full of like-minded douchebags." - BK
(it was a joke, cause you don't get any recs! BOO-YAH!)
/lame’d
"Red Reporter - An elitist clique full of like-minded douchebags." - BK
Oh yeah? Right click.
That’s what I thought.
(yes, I know…blah blah blah)
"Wait, you think I'm being mean to the pretend orangutan?" -- battlekow
REMEMBER WHEN HERMIDA HIT THAT 3 RUN HR WAY BACK A WHILE AGO
FRAIZER SHOULD DO THAT
"You! Look what you've done. My starting pitcher thinks he's a chicken."
Alex Gonzalez
with just a fricking unbelievably bad K against the Rats.
"Prince Fielder is too fat even for the Oakland A’s" - Billy Beane
So it's either a walkoff or loss...
"You! Look what you've done. My starting pitcher thinks he's a chicken."
what are other slang terms for boner? Stiffy I know is one
You were just a rich girl only having fun. Your worn out dresses brought stares from everyone. Hey little rich girl, where did you go wrong?
ooooh boy
someone needs to get reacquainted with Monty Python
"You said 'walks' twice."
"I like walks."
no one needs to get reacquainted with tom green
You were just a rich girl only having fun. Your worn out dresses brought stares from everyone. Hey little rich girl, where did you go wrong?
It's funny, because I feel like Monty Python and Tom Green are both things a dude could conceivably name his dick,
were they not already the names of other things.
Singer: So did you know you can bring a gun in here now?
'Mache: I BROUGHT TWO! **flexes**
tom green?
might wanna, um, get that checked out
You were just a rich girl only having fun. Your worn out dresses brought stares from everyone. Hey little rich girl, where did you go wrong?
by boobs on Jul 25, 2011 9:56 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
purple headed yogurt slinger!
Tequila and pancakes, anyone?
by Kevin Mitchell is Batman on Jul 25, 2011 10:01 PM EDT up reply actions
damnit damnit damnit
this shit was predictable, Dudsy!
why Leake in the 7th? Why????
Tequila and pancakes, anyone?
by Kevin Mitchell is Batman on Jul 25, 2011 9:51 PM EDT reply actions
Yeah, that just seemed like a bad idea
He was over 100 pitches.
All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?
If we win the series, we'll be over .500, amirite?
"You! Look what you've done. My starting pitcher thinks he's a chicken."
well, it looks like we'll need to win 3 in a row after tonight
haven’t done that since before color tv.
Tequila and pancakes, anyone?
by Kevin Mitchell is Batman on Jul 25, 2011 10:02 PM EDT up reply actions
it's Arredondo
The human white flag.
All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?
thom sounds pretty supportive of arredondo!
You were just a rich girl only having fun. Your worn out dresses brought stares from everyone. Hey little rich girl, where did you go wrong?
There's a new Pawn Stars on
I think
"You! Look what you've done. My starting pitcher thinks he's a chicken."
word??
You were just a rich girl only having fun. Your worn out dresses brought stares from everyone. Hey little rich girl, where did you go wrong?
they should mix Pawn Stars and Swamp People
Prawn Stars!
by Red_Poodle on Jul 25, 2011 9:58 PM EDT up reply actions 2 recs
ive been saying this for 100 years
they should mix american pickers and hoarders. Get it?
You were just a rich girl only having fun. Your worn out dresses brought stares from everyone. Hey little rich girl, where did you go wrong?
i prefer pickers and hoarders as a blend
i don’t think swamp stars would work
by RedHotHollywood on Jul 25, 2011 9:59 PM EDT up reply actions
x
Singer: So did you know you can bring a gun in here now?
'Mache: I BROUGHT TWO! **flexes**
by andromache on Jul 25, 2011 9:59 PM EDT up reply actions 3 recs
x
"Red Reporter - An elitist clique full of like-minded douchebags." - BK
by ZJiff30 on Jul 25, 2011 10:04 PM EDT up reply actions 2 recs
Damn thee.
Singer: So did you know you can bring a gun in here now?
'Mache: I BROUGHT TWO! **flexes**
x
Singer: So did you know you can bring a gun in here now?
'Mache: I BROUGHT TWO! **flexes**
by andromache on Jul 25, 2011 10:04 PM EDT up reply actions 3 recs
No
What they should do is combine Hoarders and American Pickers. Problem solved.
"Wait, you think I'm being mean to the pretend orangutan?" -- battlekow
dang
You were just a rich girl only having fun. Your worn out dresses brought stares from everyone. Hey little rich girl, where did you go wrong?
Rihanna AND Chris Brown
You were just a rich girl only having fun. Your worn out dresses brought stares from everyone. Hey little rich girl, where did you go wrong?
What mystifies me is people go to pawn shops and want a fair price.
"Prince Fielder is too fat even for the Oakland A’s" - Billy Beane
they dont really
usually people go and understand its a pawn shop and dont complain. and the pawn star guys are pretty fair and honest
You were just a rich girl only having fun. Your worn out dresses brought stares from everyone. Hey little rich girl, where did you go wrong?
yep
You were just a rich girl only having fun. Your worn out dresses brought stares from everyone. Hey little rich girl, where did you go wrong?
I guess they don’t force them to sell, but unless you really need a fix or something, its stupid to sell for the prices they offer. Its sodomy, but that’s how pawn shops work.
"Prince Fielder is too fat even for the Oakland A’s" - Billy Beane
thats really not a fair representation of what they do on pawn stars
its not retail value, but they offer quick cash at something like 80 percent of what the people could get if they spent the time and money it takes to sell at an auction or put in a classified ad or whatever. it’s not a show about four guys screwing customers
You were just a rich girl only having fun. Your worn out dresses brought stares from everyone. Hey little rich girl, where did you go wrong?
no it's not
You were just a rich girl only having fun. Your worn out dresses brought stares from everyone. Hey little rich girl, where did you go wrong?
one lady brought in a Faberge brooch and asked for like 800 dollars
and Rick told her, well, actually, I can give you 10,000 for it
You were just a rich girl only having fun. Your worn out dresses brought stares from everyone. Hey little rich girl, where did you go wrong?
You should talk to the people on IMDB
"You! Look what you've done. My starting pitcher thinks he's a chicken."
probably partially true.
You were just a rich girl only having fun. Your worn out dresses brought stares from everyone. Hey little rich girl, where did you go wrong?
Noooooooo… not 80 percent. Its a show about a pawn shop. Everything I’ve ever seen could be sold for significantly more to a dealer if they just went and asked for a quote somewhere that dealt with whatever they were selling.
"Prince Fielder is too fat even for the Oakland A’s" - Billy Beane
theyve had shows where they show how much the pawn stars make off their stuff. it's not that much. and they have to pay inventory costs
You were just a rich girl only having fun. Your worn out dresses brought stares from everyone. Hey little rich girl, where did you go wrong?
Have you ever been in a pawn shop?
"Prince Fielder is too fat even for the Oakland A’s" - Billy Beane
no. and i bet you've never been in their pawn shop
im not arguing the merits of pawn shops. im saying, the show concentrates on people who bring in relatively valuable merchandise, and the prices they agree to are fair, given the circumstances.
You were just a rich girl only having fun. Your worn out dresses brought stares from everyone. Hey little rich girl, where did you go wrong?
The word fair is malleable. I guess if the people are stupid enough to sell there, they deserve it. They sure as hell aren’t being offered 80 percent.
"Prince Fielder is too fat even for the Oakland A’s" - Billy Beane
its not just stupid. some people just need cash fast and dont want to waste time getting full value out of it
You were just a rich girl only having fun. Your worn out dresses brought stares from everyone. Hey little rich girl, where did you go wrong?
On the first episode of a knockoff series
There was a black lady screaming about something for the first 10 minutes
"You! Look what you've done. My starting pitcher thinks he's a chicken."
hardcore pawn probably
You were just a rich girl only having fun. Your worn out dresses brought stares from everyone. Hey little rich girl, where did you go wrong?
by boobs on Jul 25, 2011 10:01 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
true story, the black lady behind us answered her cell phone in the middle of Transformers 3
I started laughing, couldn’t help it.
"Wait, you think I'm being mean to the pretend orangutan?" -- battlekow
When I saw The Trip last night
An old woman and a younger guy nearly came to blows. Threats of calling the police were made.
by Brendanukkah on Jul 25, 2011 10:07 PM EDT up reply actions
That's awesome
People are insane.
"Wait, you think I'm being mean to the pretend orangutan?" -- battlekow
This was at a classy "We Care About Cinema" theater too
Well, it’s not actually that classy, but they like to pretend.
by Brendanukkah on Jul 25, 2011 10:09 PM EDT up reply actions
Dondo Strikes Back!
Now, on to the walkoff.
We're all mad. I'm mad. You're mad. Otherwise, you wouldn't have come here.
Can you hear the drums, Fernando?
After watching The Trip last night, I’m now on a bit of an Abba kick.
rec
recs is a recs to recs what a recs will recs like a recs if you ever recs a recs you might recs a recs like someone who recs a recs. If you recs that recs in a recsing manner, that is to say, you recsit like no one has ever recsd a recs before, someone will eventually have to recs the recs in a recsieving manner and anyone trying to search this thread for recs is probably going to recs’ing be recs like a recs who recs different recs when they recs like a recs that recs where different recs are recs at. Recs? recs recs in the recs like a recs alive recs murdering three recs anyone who thinks Luna Lovegood is ugly is an idiot. recs recs then you recs lots of recs but seriously, go die in a fire. recs are the recs i think that one more recs and he’s out. recs should be posted more than pictures of recs boners. recs like a recs who recs lots of recs will likely recs lots of recs. Oh snap recs. recs. recs. recs. Go recs! I mean reds. No I meant recs.
"Luna Lovegood is really freaking awesome in every way." -Me
not biting
You were just a rich girl only having fun. Your worn out dresses brought stares from everyone. Hey little rich girl, where did you go wrong?
by boobs on Jul 25, 2011 10:02 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
How many recs have you got this thread, boobs?
"Luna Lovegood is really freaking awesome in every way." -Me
tonight I've gotten 35
You were just a rich girl only having fun. Your worn out dresses brought stares from everyone. Hey little rich girl, where did you go wrong?
dang
You were just a rich girl only having fun. Your worn out dresses brought stares from everyone. Hey little rich girl, where did you go wrong?
i dunno. somewhere between 0 and 35
You were just a rich girl only having fun. Your worn out dresses brought stares from everyone. Hey little rich girl, where did you go wrong?
I don't get it, but I'll recs it anyway.
"Luna Lovegood is really freaking awesome in every way." -Me
go check out Empire Records
The only time I can think of that Renee Zelwegger was kinda hot.
"Wait, you think I'm being mean to the pretend orangutan?" -- battlekow
I had a girlfriend that did that apron-and-nothing-else look
’twas nice.
by Brendanukkah on Jul 25, 2011 10:07 PM EDT up reply actions
if you GIS "renee zelwegger"
it autocorrects with “renee zelwegger feet”
so that’s weird.
"You said 'walks' twice."
"I like walks."
by Cy Schourek on Jul 25, 2011 10:12 PM EDT up reply actions
you have some strange fucking fetishes
Nothing succeeds like failure.
by Yossarian22 on Jul 25, 2011 10:13 PM EDT up reply actions
you have no clue how autocorrect works.
"You said 'walks' twice."
"I like walks."
by Cy Schourek on Jul 25, 2011 10:14 PM EDT up reply actions
somebody is cranky.
Nothing succeeds like failure.
by Yossarian22 on Jul 25, 2011 10:15 PM EDT up reply actions
Well, it's also not autocorrect.
Singer: So did you know you can bring a gun in here now?
'Mache: I BROUGHT TWO! **flexes**
autocomplete?
"You said 'walks' twice."
"I like walks."
by Cy Schourek on Jul 25, 2011 10:16 PM EDT up reply actions
autoerect.
You were just a rich girl only having fun. Your worn out dresses brought stares from everyone. Hey little rich girl, where did you go wrong?
KEN GOT AUTODELETED!
You were just a rich girl only having fun. Your worn out dresses brought stares from everyone. Hey little rich girl, where did you go wrong?
Yeah. It's a ridiculously important distinction
Singer: So did you know you can bring a gun in here now?
'Mache: I BROUGHT TWO! **flexes**
Go find a little movie called Empire Records.
Then watch it.
by the finest muffins on Jul 25, 2011 10:06 PM EDT up reply actions
You also might wanna google "record store"
by ken on Jul 25, 2011 10:07 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
I think you can find it on VHS at the public library
"You said 'walks' twice."
"I like walks."
by Cy Schourek on Jul 25, 2011 10:08 PM EDT up reply actions
burn!
Let a man come in and do the Popcorn.
by -ManBearPig on Jul 25, 2011 10:08 PM EDT up reply actions
Time to give this old man a reality check
We're all mad. I'm mad. You're mad. Otherwise, you wouldn't have come here.
I'm sort of hoping for a Geki-like explosion from than.
Miggy Miggy Miggy, can't you see?
Sometimes your skills just hypnotize me.
And I just love your veteran ways,
You're unappreciated and under-paid.
Leaving Janish in to bat?
Renteria’s not going to get the winning hit that way.
All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?
yeah
But I think he was trying to avoid a possible tag. Quite a crowd at that base.
All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?
TIME TO WIN THIS GAME.
Miggy Miggy Miggy, can't you see?
Sometimes your skills just hypnotize me.
And I just love your veteran ways,
You're unappreciated and under-paid.
SO WHO'S STILL ON THE BENCH?
AND DON’T SAY EDGARD…
Tequila and pancakes, anyone?
by Kevin Mitchell is Batman on Jul 25, 2011 10:06 PM EDT reply actions
so Willis.
Nothing succeeds like failure.
by Yossarian22 on Jul 25, 2011 10:08 PM EDT up reply actions
Heisey
Willis
Nothing succeeds like failure.
by Yossarian22 on Jul 25, 2011 10:07 PM EDT up reply actions
THE HANNY MAN CAN.
(THAT IS, DAVID WRIGHT CAN’T.)
Miggy Miggy Miggy, can't you see?
Sometimes your skills just hypnotize me.
And I just love your veteran ways,
You're unappreciated and under-paid.
HE STRIKES 3 TIMES EVERY OTHER AT BAT.
Tequila and pancakes, anyone?
by Kevin Mitchell is Batman on Jul 25, 2011 10:09 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
great D from the Mutts this inning
All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?
Dammit
sexsalad, make him win.
"You! Look what you've done. My starting pitcher thinks he's a chicken."
If Miguel Cairo hits a home run I will attempt to learn Egyptian
"Wait, you think I'm being mean to the pretend orangutan?" -- battlekow
If Cairo walks like an Egyptian and Bruce hits a home run,
I will attempt to learn Texan.
by the finest muffins on Jul 25, 2011 10:11 PM EDT up reply actions
both of yo uare safe.
Nothing succeeds like failure.
by Yossarian22 on Jul 25, 2011 10:12 PM EDT up reply actions
BRUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCE!
"You! Look what you've done. My starting pitcher thinks he's a chicken."
THAT'S HOW MIGGY ROLLS.
Miggy Miggy Miggy, can't you see?
Sometimes your skills just hypnotize me.
And I just love your veteran ways,
You're unappreciated and under-paid.
Game over.
"Luna Lovegood is really freaking awesome in every way." -Me
by crolfer on Jul 25, 2011 10:12 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs
BOOM BOOM CLAP
2 OUT RISP…..AWHHH HELL
Tequila and pancakes, anyone?
by Kevin Mitchell is Batman on Jul 25, 2011 10:12 PM EDT reply actions
cmon Jay
redeem yourself
Nurse: He needs more blankets and he needs less blankets!
Doctor: [gravely] I'm afraid you're right.
Wjat is your signature from?
"You! Look what you've done. My starting pitcher thinks he's a chicken."
Walk Hard
Nurse: He needs more blankets and he needs less blankets!
Doctor: [gravely] I'm afraid you're right.
by DannyGraves on Jul 25, 2011 10:14 PM EDT up reply actions
WELL THIS IS IT RIGHT HURR
You were just a rich girl only having fun. Your worn out dresses brought stares from everyone. Hey little rich girl, where did you go wrong?
YERP. THE SEASON.
Tequila and pancakes, anyone?
by Kevin Mitchell is Batman on Jul 25, 2011 10:13 PM EDT up reply actions
unless he walks, or any of the othre plays that are less than a home run but better than an out.
Nothing succeeds like failure.
by Yossarian22 on Jul 25, 2011 10:14 PM EDT up reply actions
EAT A BAG OF DELETED DICKS
You were just a rich girl only having fun. Your worn out dresses brought stares from everyone. Hey little rich girl, where did you go wrong?
COMMON BP!
CAPTION PREDICTION!
"You! Look what you've done. My starting pitcher thinks he's a chicken."
BP's got this
Nurse: He needs more blankets and he needs less blankets!
Doctor: [gravely] I'm afraid you're right.
TIME FOR A #WALKOFFSHAWTY
Miggy Miggy Miggy, can't you see?
Sometimes your skills just hypnotize me.
And I just love your veteran ways,
You're unappreciated and under-paid.
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
"You! Look what you've done. My starting pitcher thinks he's a chicken."
COMMON BEEP
BASE HIT WILL TIE THE GAME.
All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?
Oh, lawd.
Singer: So did you know you can bring a gun in here now?
'Mache: I BROUGHT TWO! **flexes**
dang.
You were just a rich girl only having fun. Your worn out dresses brought stares from everyone. Hey little rich girl, where did you go wrong?
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
"You! Look what you've done. My starting pitcher thinks he's a chicken."
shit
Miggy Miggy Miggy, can't you see?
Sometimes your skills just hypnotize me.
And I just love your veteran ways,
You're unappreciated and under-paid.
you don't have shit on me.
Nothing succeeds like failure.
by Yossarian22 on Jul 25, 2011 10:18 PM EDT up reply actions
/notgermansheisterfilm'd
You were just a rich girl only having fun. Your worn out dresses brought stares from everyone. Hey little rich girl, where did you go wrong?
At least we don't have to burn you.
by the finest muffins on Jul 25, 2011 10:18 PM EDT up reply actions
DON'T BURN HIM!
/shucks
Singer: So did you know you can bring a gun in here now?
'Mache: I BROUGHT TWO! **flexes**
Bummer.
At least it was exciting at the end.
by the finest muffins on Jul 25, 2011 10:17 PM EDT reply actions
SOMEONE TWEET HIM A NEGATIVE MESSAGE
"You! Look what you've done. My starting pitcher thinks he's a chicken."
WELP
later season.
Tequila and pancakes, anyone?
by Kevin Mitchell is Batman on Jul 25, 2011 10:17 PM EDT reply actions
dang
Lotta opportunities wasted.
All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?
/2011'd
Tequila and pancakes, anyone?
by Kevin Mitchell is Batman on Jul 25, 2011 10:18 PM EDT up reply actions
Will FestiVole bring luck?
Also, wear normal home unis tomorrow
"You! Look what you've done. My starting pitcher thinks he's a chicken."
they would post similar numbers hitting off of a tee
Nurse: He needs more blankets and he needs less blankets!
Doctor: [gravely] I'm afraid you're right.
by DannyGraves on Jul 25, 2011 10:20 PM EDT up reply actions
Please change the caption for that picture
"Red Reporter is respected as a meme-factory" RijoSaboCaseyWKRP
by redandblue on Jul 25, 2011 10:18 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs
...
Let a man come in and do the Popcorn.
by -ManBearPig on Jul 25, 2011 10:19 PM EDT reply actions 2 recs
Luna Lovegood recap thread?
crolfer… it’s all you
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Well, I'm off to eat
Grilled cheese or scrambled eggs? Yes, I’m 12 years old.
"Wait, you think I'm being mean to the pretend orangutan?" -- battlekow
Grilled Cheese
and ham
Bart: "Dad, what's a Muppet?"
Homer: "Well, it's not quite a mop, not quite a puppet, but man... (laughs, then pauses) So, to answer you question, I don't know."
Why ruin a good grilled cheese?
Still not a candidate.
by Gray on Jul 25, 2011 10:22 PM EDT up reply actions 2 recs
Why not enjoy grilled cheese and ham?
Bart: "Dad, what's a Muppet?"
Homer: "Well, it's not quite a mop, not quite a puppet, but man... (laughs, then pauses) So, to answer you question, I don't know."
I do not like grilled cheese and ham
You were just a rich girl only having fun. Your worn out dresses brought stares from everyone. Hey little rich girl, where did you go wrong?
no relation to ronald
Follow me on Twitter: @DTD_Clayton | Editor for Down the Drive
by BigStein on Jul 25, 2011 10:24 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
why didn't Dusty rest Votto for the day game?
I think Votto could have done damage to the knuckleballer
Hey Man, Joey ain't been treadin' water too good lately.
He’s gotta take a day to heat back up, cause Monday is the first or second day of the week and either way that’s still early. Ya know?
by Im_a_fun_haver on Jul 25, 2011 10:29 PM EDT up reply actions
bet Joey would rather not face the knuckleballer
A lot of players believe that hitting knuckleballers screws up your swing. Especially guys like Joey, that have a very systematic approach to batting.
The Yankees hired a retired knuckleballer to throw BP for the Yankees before Wakefield starts. A lot of them declined, because they were afraid it would screw up their timing.
All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?
i just realized i've only had three beers
dang
You were just a rich girl only having fun. Your worn out dresses brought stares from everyone. Hey little rich girl, where did you go wrong?
I only had 2 that night I wrote that recap. Plus some wine.
"Luna Lovegood is really freaking awesome in every way." -Me
but you claimed to be drunk
You were just a rich girl only having fun. Your worn out dresses brought stares from everyone. Hey little rich girl, where did you go wrong?
dang
You were just a rich girl only having fun. Your worn out dresses brought stares from everyone. Hey little rich girl, where did you go wrong?
I don't know
I’ve been looking at boners since the 8th inning.
"Luna Lovegood is really freaking awesome in every way." -Me
lets watch pawn stars!
You were just a rich girl only having fun. Your worn out dresses brought stares from everyone. Hey little rich girl, where did you go wrong?
SPOILER ALERT
Rick did that laugh of his
"You! Look what you've done. My starting pitcher thinks he's a chicken."
that's the worst!
You were just a rich girl only having fun. Your worn out dresses brought stares from everyone. Hey little rich girl, where did you go wrong?
Chumlee bought a mandolin
A scripted family interaction scene happened
Rick has a buddy who knows everything there is to know about something
"You! Look what you've done. My starting pitcher thinks he's a chicken."
Shockingly, the mandolin is fake
Rick is out another ivory backscratcher
"You! Look what you've done. My starting pitcher thinks he's a chicken."
ha
rick really does need some new dialogue. “I know a guy who knows all about this kind of stuff…”
You were just a rich girl only having fun. Your worn out dresses brought stares from everyone. Hey little rich girl, where did you go wrong?
So does the old man
“Get yer ass back to work” slobber slobber
"You! Look what you've done. My starting pitcher thinks he's a chicken."
not sure
been browsing awkwardboners.com for a while now
Let a man come in and do the Popcorn.
by -ManBearPig on Jul 25, 2011 10:38 PM EDT up reply actions
I woulda browsed more
But they don’t have a simple page of pictures; you have to click to get a new one
"You! Look what you've done. My starting pitcher thinks he's a chicken."
Come on, September!
Expanded rosters is the shit!
by Im_a_fun_haver on Jul 25, 2011 10:38 PM EDT reply actions
couple of the Mets pitchers
had grudges tonight.
Byrdak said Jay Bruce’s walkoff last year was the worst night of his career. He was not going to let him beat him again. They said he looked visibly angry when facing Bruce.
Isringhausen mentioned in the post-game interview that the Reds told him he wasn’t good enough when they cut him loose last year.
All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?
So much drama.
Singer: So did you know you can bring a gun in here now?
'Mache: I BROUGHT TWO! **flexes**
being Snoop Double D-O-Double G
Bart: "Dad, what's a Muppet?"
Homer: "Well, it's not quite a mop, not quite a puppet, but man... (laughs, then pauses) So, to answer you question, I don't know."
like every single Day
You were just a rich girl only having fun. Your worn out dresses brought stares from everyone. Hey little rich girl, where did you go wrong?
Jim Day is such an asshole.
"Luna Lovegood is really freaking awesome in every way." -Me
by crolfer on Jul 25, 2011 11:54 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
When I see Izzy in a game
I think toast.
"Prince Fielder is too fat even for the Oakland A’s" - Billy Beane
Hope it's not too late
Hey jerks, don’t lose the GAME.
"OVERCHARGE, v. To ask a higher price than you can get." -Ambrose Bierce
by RijoSaboCaseyWKRP on Jul 25, 2011 10:57 PM EDT reply actions
this game was a real wasted boner
all revved up and nowhere to go.
Tequila and pancakes, anyone?
by Kevin Mitchell is Batman on Jul 25, 2011 11:24 PM EDT reply actions
holy guacamole
Cards ended up kicking the Astros’ butts to the tune of 10-5.
They are back in first place, at least temporarily. The Bucs are winning their game. The Brewers are off today. Reds once again 4 games back.
And good grief. Texas is up on the Twins, 20-6 in the 9th.
All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?
In the middle of August, some guy is going to go to work, and the vole is going to scream "HA! SUCK ON THAT!"
And he will be so so confused.
Singer: So did you know you can bring a gun in here now?
'Mache: I BROUGHT TWO! **flexes**
The man is a gay prostitute
So he won’t be that confused.
by Brendanukkah on Jul 26, 2011 12:24 AM EDT up reply actions
Resident Advisor Dickey says it's quiet hours now.
I guess it’s good that I couldn’t watch this game. I’d rather do wedding shit than watch a game that Joey ain’t playing in. I’m ok with Todd Frazier being on the team, but Joey needs to play. Especially against the old Resident Advisor Dickwad.
"I slyde my boehner into sexsalad...."
Sounds like a johnu1 production. --jch24
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