Clever and Engaging! Cream Filling!
by crolfer on Jul 22, 2011 10:41 PM EDT
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PrintToday was a bad game for the Reds. They almost one but they didnt'. Zack Cozart started the game off good. He hit a home run and we were off to a winning start against the Braves. Unforuntaly, the pitching. Because prospect Daniel Corcino was actually 45 years old, the Reds had to go with youngster Bronson Arroyo and boy was he bad. At one point Brain McCann and Jason Heyward hit back to back home runs off of him. That was probably the ticker that Bronson was done. But he wasn't. Because I dont know where to find the fangraph for the game, i'll make my own . 
After Cozart was all like "I'm really good at baseball" the other guys weren't as good and the pitching sucked. Arroyo came in in the 7th and he shouldn't have. Something bad happened, but I wasn't paying attention to the game.
Then Masset came in during the 9th even though Chapman should have started the game and gone all the way until the 9th. He gave up back to back home runs for the SEVENTH TIME in the game. The home runs were given up to Mike Hampton and Eddie Perez.
I think Masset left and then Bray came in and he did something. After he left Kimbrel came in. This would have been exciting, but he's with the Braves, so it was bad. He struck out Stubbs and Gomes and then made Hanigan do something bad and we lost. I didn't really pay any attention to the game though.
Now I'm wearing a suit and eating veggie straws to appease Jutsin. I don't know where the Yankee hat came from.
The Joe Nuxhall Memorial Day Player of the Game goes to Zack Cozart because he hit a home run and he is a shortstop who doesn't suck a lot.
Other notes:
* This is an asterisk. You may see it next to Barry Bonds name.
* Michael is back. I can be even less coherent than he.
* Halyomorpha halys fucking sucks dick. Screw those things.
* Today marked the first time the Reds have lost to the Braves since the last time they lost to the Braves.
* Veggie straws don't belong in your nose. They kind of itch.
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This is one of the greatest damned things I have ever seen
"Wait, you think I'm being mean to the pretend orangutan?" -- battlekow
I agree. Best. Recap. Ever.
I was even at the game last night and I don’t think I could have done better job than this masterpiece.
Son, when you participate in sporting events, it's not whether you win or lose: it's how drunk you get. ~Homer Simpson
by Hawkeyegirl96 on Jul 23, 2011 11:05 AM EDT up reply actions
Agreed.
Superb. Simply superb.
We Are ... Marshall!
by Thundering Turtle on Jul 23, 2011 12:41 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions
Incredible
Bart: "Dad, what's a Muppet?"
Homer: "Well, it's not quite a mop, not quite a puppet, but man... (laughs, then pauses) So, to answer you question, I don't know."
Best game recap of the millenium
"You! Look what you've done. My starting pitcher thinks he's a chicken."
by Ram27 on Jul 22, 2011 10:48 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs
I already shared the link with LB, but if you insist.
"Luna Lovegood is really freaking awesome in every way." -Me
The kids is going places - Take it from Me
"A jury consists of twelve persons chosen to decide who has the better lawyer." - Robert Frost
by Madville on Jul 22, 2011 11:04 PM EDT up reply actions 5 recs
did he call you tonight?
Nothing succeeds like failure.
by Yossarian22 on Jul 23, 2011 12:02 AM EDT up reply actions
Someone really needs to front page this.
Miggy Miggy Miggy, can't you see?
Sometimes your skills just hypnotize me.
And I just love your veteran ways,
You're unappreciated and under-paid.
SHUT UP
I looked at the front page 3 or 4 minutes ago and it wasn’t there. Now it’s showing up for me.
Miggy Miggy Miggy, can't you see?
Sometimes your skills just hypnotize me.
And I just love your veteran ways,
You're unappreciated and under-paid.
That's only because mine was over 24 hours ago!
For real though, this is great.
Miggy Miggy Miggy, can't you see?
Sometimes your skills just hypnotize me.
And I just love your veteran ways,
You're unappreciated and under-paid.
Oh, I get it now.
Because of the MichaelRed fanpost.
Miggy Miggy Miggy, can't you see?
Sometimes your skills just hypnotize me.
And I just love your veteran ways,
You're unappreciated and under-paid.
Disregard this comment.
Miggy Miggy Miggy, can't you see?
Sometimes your skills just hypnotize me.
And I just love your veteran ways,
You're unappreciated and under-paid.
It's friday night
and he’s isn’t wearing PANTS.
/joe morgan'd, again
"The USA despite its flaws and corruption and overall messiness is still a great and powerful instrument of freedom and hope for the entire world." - Madville
Brilliant.
you’ve been back before behind closed doors, whats the naked truth about you, gone crazy, so nature made you uneasy. so you are today, were what they say.
The picture with the Yankees hat absolutely makes this recap
"Wait, you think I'm being mean to the pretend orangutan?" -- battlekow
That's what got me.
You had me at meat tornado. ~ Ron Swanson
by BigBabyBruce on Jul 23, 2011 9:41 AM EDT up reply actions
is that you to the back left
Niners,Nets,Reds & USC!!!
"We'll be the first really global team in the NBA. For me, being the first foreign owner, I want to do my best to invite all the fans for the team all over the world. I think the NBA is worldwide. But other teams [possess a] more local mentality. We are going to create and to build a global franchise to sell all around the world. I think I have a competitive advantage compared to other owners." - Mikhail Prokhorov
by Kidd2Petrovic on Jul 22, 2011 11:03 PM EDT up reply actions
waiting for the intermission?
Niners,Nets,Reds & USC!!!
"We'll be the first really global team in the NBA. For me, being the first foreign owner, I want to do my best to invite all the fans for the team all over the world. I think the NBA is worldwide. But other teams [possess a] more local mentality. We are going to create and to build a global franchise to sell all around the world. I think I have a competitive advantage compared to other owners." - Mikhail Prokhorov
by Kidd2Petrovic on Jul 22, 2011 11:17 PM EDT up reply actions
Aaaa nothing like an Etch A Sketch pic for fangraph...
pure genius
Niners,Nets,Reds & USC!!!
"We'll be the first really global team in the NBA. For me, being the first foreign owner, I want to do my best to invite all the fans for the team all over the world. I think the NBA is worldwide. But other teams [possess a] more local mentality. We are going to create and to build a global franchise to sell all around the world. I think I have a competitive advantage compared to other owners." - Mikhail Prokhorov
And crolfer has no become the new me
i am four bastard children away from being JCH.
Nothing succeeds like failure.
Neither in real life nor the internet, have you ever done anything this cool.
It feels so nice to be back to normal
by nycredsfan on Jul 22, 2011 11:01 PM EDT up reply actions 10 recs
And an ability to spell, let's not forget that
"Wait, you think I'm being mean to the pretend orangutan?" -- battlekow
Yeah, but did you know Justin has a master's degree?
Because just in case you hadn’t heard already, he totally has one.
Miggy Miggy Miggy, can't you see?
Sometimes your skills just hypnotize me.
And I just love your veteran ways,
You're unappreciated and under-paid.
Watching Brews v Gigantos and the tv guys (not the Giant ones) are talking about how they are looking for a RH catcher with some pop to fill in for Posey. Of course they had to show the collision again.
"Prince Fielder is too fat even for the Oakland A’s" - Billy Beane
An R.H. catcher? The Reds have two of those!
Ramon Hernandez and Ryan Hanigan!
by the finest muffins on Jul 25, 2011 8:56 AM EDT up reply actions 2 recs
x
"Wait, you think I'm being mean to the pretend orangutan?" -- battlekow
by jch24 on Jul 22, 2011 11:05 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs
I just noticed
The jump is between the pic and the attribution. PFW.
"Wait, you think I'm being mean to the pretend orangutan?" -- battlekow
I honestly don't know how I did that. Nor could I do it again.
"Luna Lovegood is really freaking awesome in every way." -Me
He anticipated it being front paged.
And he knew that his homemade fangraph, in all its glory, deserves to be on the front page and not fucked up by a jump.
Miggy Miggy Miggy, can't you see?
Sometimes your skills just hypnotize me.
And I just love your veteran ways,
You're unappreciated and under-paid.
but the "own" sticks around, thank God.
"You said 'walks' twice."
"I like walks."
by Cy Schourek on Jul 23, 2011 12:56 AM EDT up reply actions
It would be outrageous
Dayman, Fighter of the Nightman, Champion of the Sun
by btcoop71 on Jul 22, 2011 11:18 PM EDT up reply actions 6 recs
great movie
Niners,Nets,Reds & USC!!!
"We'll be the first really global team in the NBA. For me, being the first foreign owner, I want to do my best to invite all the fans for the team all over the world. I think the NBA is worldwide. But other teams [possess a] more local mentality. We are going to create and to build a global franchise to sell all around the world. I think I have a competitive advantage compared to other owners." - Mikhail Prokhorov
by Kidd2Petrovic on Jul 22, 2011 11:19 PM EDT up reply actions
Why is Homer Bailey murdering a guy?
Singer: So did you know you can bring a gun in here now?
'Mache: I BROUGHT TWO! **flexes**
b/c Volquez is still on the roster?
The ends justify the means
by Highlifeman21 on Jul 24, 2011 12:33 PM EDT up reply actions
I really, really want to see a spelling bee between drunk Crolfer and sober Justin.
Miggy Miggy Miggy, can't you see?
Sometimes your skills just hypnotize me.
And I just love your veteran ways,
You're unappreciated and under-paid.
When I'm drunk/tired/high on cough syrip
I just kind of stop looking at the letter whenever I make a typo or something.
"Luna Lovegood is really freaking awesome in every way." -Me
So gang here's comment #21,550
It may just about time for ol’ Mads to retire….
Getting long in the tooth….
Too old to play ball…
Yep…even the FMM is pushing me…
I may take up fencing
I hear they have good pizza in the HOME
Maybe I’ll start a new band
Then there’s my bucket list…
"A jury consists of twelve persons chosen to decide who has the better lawyer." - Robert Frost
by Madville on Jul 22, 2011 11:23 PM EDT reply actions 11 recs
Why is Mickey Rooney spanking my Mom?
by Jack Armstrong started an All Star Game on Jul 23, 2011 9:41 AM EDT via mobile up reply actions 1 recs
Why's he smiling?
What is this cruel alternate universe?!
"You! Look what you've done. My starting pitcher thinks he's a chicken."
Parallel
Unfortunately
Not alternate.
"A jury consists of twelve persons chosen to decide who has the better lawyer." - Robert Frost
by Madville on Jul 22, 2011 11:40 PM EDT up reply actions 3 recs
Wow...
- Today marked the first time the Reds have lost to the Braves since the last time they lost to the Braves.
This may be the first statement on RR I am completely unable to argue with.
seriously, you shouldn't agree with anything on RR
The ends justify the means
by Highlifeman21 on Jul 24, 2011 12:34 PM EDT up reply actions
Yeah, i loved that as well
it’s a brilliantly subtle (within the context of everything else) parody of the way “other notes” are generally written for the recaps.
Wow I guess Dusty is kind of brain dead
The Reds already had a 1-0 lead on rookie Zach Cozart’s second career home run with one out in the first inning. Fred Lewis was on third base with one out and Miguel Cairo batting. The scoreboard showed a 2-2 count on Cairo, but Baker thought it was wrong.
"I thought the first pitch was a ball," he said. "It was a situation where I didn’t trust the scoreboard. I thought the count was 3-1. That was my fault."
Shit like this pisses me off, and it is hardly the first time this sorta thing has happened under Dusty’s watch. In 2008 he made an improper double switch, and an out was made for batting out of order. The same thing happened to Dusty’s Cubs in 2004 in a game against the Reds.
It is kind of embarrassing for him.
Nothing succeeds like failure.
3 mistakes in 8 years!
I’VE HAS ENOUGH
by Brian B on Jul 23, 2011 12:42 AM EDT via mobile up reply actions 1 recs
how many other other occurances of batting out of order have happened since 2004?
How often do you hear about a manager ordering a play because he doesn’t know the count?
Nothing succeeds like failure.
I would guess there would be a lot more
Except some managers have their bench coach keep track of that stuff.
Maybe Dusty should delegate more.
All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?
The Rangers' manager robbed Michael Young of a chance at the cycle.
He was a home run short, but the manager PH’d for him. He later admitted it was a mistake and his scorecard had two doubles, with no single.
But I do concede that his mistake didn’t cost the team a run.
Miggy Miggy Miggy, can't you see?
Sometimes your skills just hypnotize me.
And I just love your veteran ways,
You're unappreciated and under-paid.
Too much awesome. Well done.
However, I’m pretty sure that you’ve overstated the case against Halyomorpha halys.
In my estimation, it merely stinks.
"The USA despite its flaws and corruption and overall messiness is still a great and powerful instrument of freedom and hope for the entire world." - Madville
This is absolutely beautiful
You shouldn’t sip liquor.
-justincredubil02
no, Jack Daniel is whiskey.
-ChopMaster
"Welcome to the show, Brandon Beachy. I think you’re going to stay a while."
What the heck?
This is the worst game recap ever. It doesn’t make any sense. When did crolfer start writing on the front page? Why didn’t he at least spell check? Why is there no picture from the game? Really lazy. And why did he take a picture of HIMSELF???? This is so stupid. RR is really going downhill.
by thevole on Jul 23, 2011 1:25 AM EDT via mobile reply actions
There has been WAAAY too much content lately.
How is an extremely busy person supposed to keep up?
by Cuetotally Amazing on Jul 23, 2011 10:21 AM EDT via mobile up reply actions 1 recs
this post alone helps me continue following the Reds
even through this malaise. or mayonnaise. or whatever we’re in.
"To me, boxing is like a ballet, except there's no music, no choreography, and the dancers hit each other." - Jack Handey
Get a haircut!
Damned hippies!
When you come to the fork in the road, take it.
by poojols on Jul 23, 2011 3:54 AM EDT via mobile reply actions
My God...
What have I done?
"Luna Lovegood is really freaking awesome in every way." -Me
by crolfer on Jul 23, 2011 4:27 AM EDT reply actions 3 recs
created a drunken stupor masterpiece ...
… i’ma gonna start calling you hemingway
i have a witty signature thought up, i just haven't posted it yet.
Brewers won
They’re back in first place.
Pirates and Cards are each 1 game back.
Reds 5 games back.
It’s Derek Lowe vs. Homer Bailey next. Might be our best chance for a win in this series.
All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?
Maybe......except
the Reds are only capable of winning the 3rd game in a series.
front page is a start
Crolf the mod and 2012 Reds Annual contributor is on the horizon.
"the only place they lost was the scoreboard"
by Ewok on Jul 23, 2011 8:17 AM EDT via mobile reply actions 1 recs
18 recs and counting
Seems like the record is gonna be TKO’d.
"the only place they lost was the scoreboard"
by Ewok on Jul 23, 2011 8:27 AM EDT via mobile reply actions
I was watching the trailer for the new Harry Potter (aren't they freaking done yet) and thought it was the funniest thing ever last night...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pCawjbMysBg
"Luna Lovegood is really freaking awesome in every way." -Me
also
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tVx2uCcDXX0
"Luna Lovegood is really freaking awesome in every way." -Me
i love it. that part at the end makes it.
"I slyde my boehner into sexsalad...."
Sounds like a johnu1 production. --jch24
After a night of heavy drinking, part because we lost, and part because it was a fucking Friday.
I love the fact that I read this while eating my habitual biscuits and gravy from subway. Things almost got dirty.
You had me at meat tornado. ~ Ron Swanson
Subway has biscuits and gravy?
gross
Let a man come in and do the Popcorn.
by -ManBearPig on Jul 23, 2011 11:35 AM EDT up reply actions
It is actually pretty good.
You had me at meat tornado. ~ Ron Swanson
by BigBabyBruce on Jul 23, 2011 8:54 PM EDT up reply actions
If David Wright, Jose Reyes, Jose Bautista, Cliff Lee, Roy Halladay, CC Sabathia, Mike Adams, Mariano Rivera, and Mike Scioscia are coming through the door
We make the playoffs. Otherwise, I give up.
by Jack Armstrong started an All Star Game on Jul 23, 2011 9:49 AM EDT via mobile reply actions
Question of the day.
Subway has kick ass forks. So, I am only guessing that there is a company that sells kick ass plastic forks. Why is it that every other fast food restaurant uses shitty fragile sporks?
I hate sporks. I hate places that give away sporks. I hate fucking sporks. I love forks.
You had me at meat tornado. ~ Ron Swanson
Take my sword
There is nothing more I can teach you.
by Brendanukkah on Jul 23, 2011 10:09 AM EDT reply actions 4 recs
This right here
Is why I can’t stand Nyjer Morgan.
He’s not creative, he’s obnoxious, he’s not interesting. He’s just an ass. It’s like he’s trying to pull of a BP but he can’t. He’s easily my least favorite player in the league I think. Even more so than any Cardinal.
It feels so nice to be back to normal
I think Nyjer Morgan would be a perfect Cardinal.
"Luna Lovegood is really freaking awesome in every way." -Me
I followed and incomplete him (on twitter) within 36 hours.
Definitely not like BP, and I’m starting to wonder if people just say that because both are African-American.
by Cuetotally Amazing on Jul 23, 2011 10:24 AM EDT via mobile up reply actions
See, what Brandon does is all in fun
Being a dick and claiming it’s fun does not make being a dick fun
Yes..he is in fact the biggest douchebag on the planet
I determined this after his little jig when he caugh the fly on us pre ASG.
did you make this screenshot?
very nice
Let a man come in and do the Popcorn.
by -ManBearPig on Jul 23, 2011 12:33 PM EDT up reply actions
Is that as large as it gets (TWSS)?
Or do you have a bigger one?
Let a man come in and do the Popcorn.
by -ManBearPig on Jul 23, 2011 12:35 PM EDT up reply actions
I have an uncropped one
I don’t really have a bigger one (TWHS) until I get a bigger monitor or something
"You! Look what you've done. My starting pitcher thinks he's a chicken."
Any way to link the uncropped version?
Let a man come in and do the Popcorn.
by -ManBearPig on Jul 23, 2011 12:43 PM EDT up reply actions
Awesome
Thanks
Let a man come in and do the Popcorn.
by -ManBearPig on Jul 23, 2011 12:53 PM EDT up reply actions
"Tony Plush"?
Why Tony Plush?
All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?
Crolfer there has been a Daddy Long Legs in my shower for three days.
I’ve made it very clear that I’m willing to spare his life but he won’t move from his spot on the shower wall. How can I convince him to move to safer ground elsewhere?
by Cuetotally Amazing on Jul 23, 2011 10:34 AM EDT via mobile reply actions
Pick it up and move it
It can’t bite you
Let a man come in and do the Popcorn.
by -ManBearPig on Jul 23, 2011 11:39 AM EDT up reply actions
i thought i heard that they have enough venom to kill you if only they could break our skin
i have a witty signature thought up, i just haven't posted it yet.
by joshuar9476 on Jul 23, 2011 11:57 AM EDT up reply actions
Correct
I think where the tale comes from is a spider that looks similar- Cellar spiders. They’re known to kill Black Widows, although they don’t have an incredible amount of venom either.
"Luna Lovegood is really freaking awesome in every way." -Me
Any spider known to kill black widows is a certified badass.
So I wouldn’t fuck with a cellar spider (wouldn’t know what one looked like either, but whatever)
Miggy Miggy Miggy, can't you see?
Sometimes your skills just hypnotize me.
And I just love your veteran ways,
You're unappreciated and under-paid.
Cellar spiders are the spindly ones you might see in your basement or something.
They look a little like daddy long legs. Jumping spiders are the badasses of the spider world- can kill recluses too.
"Luna Lovegood is really freaking awesome in every way." -Me
JUMPING spiders?
I already have nightmares about spiders. Now I find out there are spiders that jump??!!!
I’ll never sleep again. Sweet Merciful Crap, I hate spiders.
Son, when you participate in sporting events, it's not whether you win or lose: it's how drunk you get. ~Homer Simpson
by Hawkeyegirl96 on Jul 25, 2011 8:46 AM EDT up reply actions
Where have you been?
They’ve been jumping for almost 100 years!
"Wait, you think I'm being mean to the pretend orangutan?" -- battlekow
Jumping spiders (in the family Salticidae) are my favorite kind of spiders
I honestly think they look kind of cute. They almost always shy away from human contact. They actually make pretty good pets too. They have a pretty good lifespan and can be tamed fairly easily and taught to feed/drink out of your hand. Some of them actually mimic ants and will hold their front two legs as if they are antennae.
"Luna Lovegood is really freaking awesome in every way." -Me
Nothing in that post makes me hate spiders less
No spider is ever going to get near enough to my hand to eat and drink out of it. I buy the bug spray that shoots like 30 feet that’s technically meant for wasp nests so that I don’t have to get near the spiders to kill them.
Son, when you participate in sporting events, it's not whether you win or lose: it's how drunk you get. ~Homer Simpson
by Hawkeyegirl96 on Jul 25, 2011 10:06 AM EDT up reply actions
:( Why kill them?
They’re pretty awesome at keeping pests out of your house. Poor spiders :(
"Luna Lovegood is really freaking awesome in every way." -Me
It doesn't matter. All spiders are gross.
Son, when you participate in sporting events, it's not whether you win or lose: it's how drunk you get. ~Homer Simpson
by Hawkeyegirl96 on Jul 25, 2011 3:44 PM EDT up reply actions
I was hoping to allow him to make his own choices but it may have reached the point of relocation.
I’m still curious why he doesn’t want to go somewhere else, however. Three days is a long time to stay in one place.
by Cuetotally Amazing on Jul 23, 2011 12:58 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions
Does the shower have those slick walls?
It might not be able to get out.
"Luna Lovegood is really freaking awesome in every way." -Me
I've been here for roughly a year or so
and this is, by far, the greatest thing I have seen on here. And this is not a slight at everything else, this was just that entertaining. Well played, fine sir. Well played.
28 recs!
"the only place they lost was the scoreboard"
by Ewok on Jul 23, 2011 11:47 AM EDT via mobile reply actions
what's the record?
i have a witty signature thought up, i just haven't posted it yet.
by joshuar9476 on Jul 23, 2011 11:57 AM EDT up reply actions
we aren't very good
but we should point out to Braves fans that the Reds can phone it in and miss the playoffs, while the Braves can try as hard as they can and have a record better than the Central division champions and still miss the playoffs!
all the more reason for ending divisions and the best team from each league plays in a 9 game championship series.
Nothing succeeds like failure.
Notes from the game:
Lots of Braves fans in attendance last night
It seems to me that the coaching staff positions the LF’ers way too deep all the time. Lewis was almost to the warning track the whole game, which allowed a number of bloops to drop in for base hits.
The “Old Fashioned Hand Slapped Burgers” (located near section 110) are pretty good.
Our pitchers don’t seem to know what batters to avoid. Giving up 4 HRs to the 4 guys on the Braves that can take it out is some bad decision making.
Let a man come in and do the Popcorn.
Also, any stat nerds know where to find Team BABIP?
I’d be curious to find out what it was last year vs. this year so far. Seems like a lot of our hard hit balls are finding gloves more often this year.
Let a man come in and do the Popcorn.
Did someone just put up the stat signal?
http://www.baseball-reference.com/leagues/NL/2011-advanced-batting.shtml#teams_advanced_batting::6
Singer: So did you know you can bring a gun in here now?
'Mache: I BROUGHT TWO! **flexes**
Thanks, pal.
Hmmm…
So this year, team BABIP is .297 (NL avg .293)
Last year team BABIP was .314 (NL avg .299)
I guess my hypothesis is incorrect.
Let a man come in and do the Popcorn.
by -ManBearPig on Jul 23, 2011 12:40 PM EDT up reply actions
Looks correct to me...
We were lucky last year. Not this year.
by badenjr on Jul 23, 2011 2:19 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions
that's a sobering thought
That the Reds are not unlucky this year. They were just unusually lucky last year.
All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?
Via MLBTR
The Reds scouted Jason Vargas and Doug Fister when the Mariners visited Toronto this week, a source told Jon Paul Morosi of FOX Sports (via Twitter).
Reds GM Walt Jocketty told Ken Rosenthal of FOX Sports that he’s looking for a bat to insert at the top of the order or in the middle of the lineup. However, the Reds are also open to acquiring pitching, either for the rotation or the bullpen. The Reds have lots of depth, but Jocketty says he "hates" trading prospects.
Let a man come in and do the Popcorn.
Is anyone even a tiny bit surprised that Amy Winehouse was found dead?
"Luna Lovegood is really freaking awesome in every way." -Me
Not at all
This is the first I’ve heard about it though.
If she OD'd or died of cirrhosis, no, I'm not surprised.
Miggy Miggy Miggy, can't you see?
Sometimes your skills just hypnotize me.
And I just love your veteran ways,
You're unappreciated and under-paid.
They've had a death watch for her since 2007 or so
Probably even before that
Bart: "Dad, what's a Muppet?"
Homer: "Well, it's not quite a mop, not quite a puppet, but man... (laughs, then pauses) So, to answer you question, I don't know."
On a related note, I noticed there's no bereavement pool this year.
Did you guys simply decide to stop being sick, twisted fucks or did you forget?
Miggy Miggy Miggy, can't you see?
Sometimes your skills just hypnotize me.
And I just love your veteran ways,
You're unappreciated and under-paid.
I never paid, and I think my irresponsibility was enough to drive boobs into despair over the whole thing
It feels so nice to be back to normal
Your loan officer is going to have some questions about an unsecured debt to "boobs"
Your wife, too.
by ken on Jul 25, 2011 4:13 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
and of course i had her and peter falk on my list this year
i have a witty signature thought up, i just haven't posted it yet.
Still sad though.
She was very talented.
"Luna Lovegood is really freaking awesome in every way." -Me
It could have been prevented.
They tried to make her go to rehab. (Too soon?)
Miggy Miggy Miggy, can't you see?
Sometimes your skills just hypnotize me.
And I just love your veteran ways,
You're unappreciated and under-paid.
Alright, who had her in the pool?
Oh wait…
How much wood could Chakkuchakkuchakku if you can throw a tree?
I bet her dealer's pretty fucking pissed right about now.
"Call me old fashioned, but I think fire is magic, and it scares me a lot."
by Lucky Pierre on Jul 23, 2011 8:19 PM EDT up reply actions 3 recs
she would have been on my Death Pool list
if we freaking had one this year….
The ends justify the means
by Highlifeman21 on Jul 24, 2011 12:40 PM EDT up reply actions
Great!
I’d have to go to the archive – or consult and RR Elder – but this may have broken some kind of rec-ord.
"OVERCHARGE, v. To ask a higher price than you can get." -Ambrose Bierce
by RijoSaboCaseyWKRP on Jul 23, 2011 1:35 PM EDT reply actions
The original END diary was the record holder, I think
"Aroldis Chapman is a seven course meal followed by four hours of sex on the table with a nymphomaniac model heiress who owns her own brewery." - jch24
by BK on Jul 23, 2011 2:38 PM EDT up reply actions
fwiw
My latest eyewitness report took over from the END diary, and this took over from that.
Crolfer also has the old-school comment record for burning oreos. Not bad, kid.
"You said 'walks' twice."
"I like walks."
by Cy Schourek on Jul 23, 2011 11:16 PM EDT up reply actions
If available pitching talent isn't worth Reds prospects
Why not use our prospects for talent that could be available for the right price? There has to be a reasonable deal to pry away Reyes despite what the Mets are saying.
Or just go to the "most popular of all-time" tab under fanposts.
n00b
Miggy Miggy Miggy, can't you see?
Sometimes your skills just hypnotize me.
And I just love your veteran ways,
You're unappreciated and under-paid.
He's got four more to go before he ties.
- is a Cy Schourek fanpost.
Miggy Miggy Miggy, can't you see?
Sometimes your skills just hypnotize me.
And I just love your veteran ways,
You're unappreciated and under-paid.
God damn, I need to not start paragraphs with "#1."
Miggy Miggy Miggy, can't you see?
Sometimes your skills just hypnotize me.
And I just love your veteran ways,
You're unappreciated and under-paid.
I get the phillies and padres game on my fox station!
jesus, in the day of 5,000,000 channels, can’t fox at least give me an option for which Fox game I want to watch? Can’t they have some where in the local cable the other Fox games, they can even have local commercials.
Nothing succeeds like failure.
The problem is that you're thinking like an individual, not a myopic corporation
"You! Look what you've done. My starting pitcher thinks he's a chicken."
cut couldn't they get more viewers?
they could put it on one of the high channels, and it could have local commercials for the viewer and everything else. People will have a choice in their product, not just what they are given.
Nothing succeeds like failure.
Yes, this makes me angry
The Reds have probably been on national Fox broadcasts 6 or 8 times this year, and not a single one has been viewable in NYC.
There’s almost always a northeast team on too, so I get stuck with that.
It feels so nice to be back to normal
I don't know what the hell to say...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xx8JhSkMg0U&feature=player_embedded
"Luna Lovegood is really freaking awesome in every way." -Me
...the fuck?
How do you find this stuff?
"You! Look what you've done. My starting pitcher thinks he's a chicken."
so 4 people got the prediction pt last night and all of them were just 1 run off
crolfer had 6-3
coviner had 6-5
mdccclxix had 5-4
ManBearPig had 74
i have a witty signature thought up, i just haven't posted it yet.
correction ... ManBearPig had 7-4
i have a witty signature thought up, i just haven't posted it yet.
I'm happily surprised that I remembered to make a prediction last night.
"Luna Lovegood is really freaking awesome in every way." -Me
How many games has CMM played in the past week?
I feel like every game I’ve seen this week is Hanigan.
"Red Reporter - An elitist clique full of like-minded douchebags." - BK
this is by far
the best game recap ever….!
the exponent in the equation is a matter of preference and "fit" it can vary depending on what the user believes to yield the curve that best predicts a team’s ability to win games.
by Ivan the Great on May 20, 2011 12:31 PM VET
i'm off the grid at the lake for 4 days
and come back to this.
Fan fucking tastic, crolfs.
If you can pull this every time the Reds lose, I think I could still manage to watch every game…just for this.
This avatar smells like greasy line-beards and Brut.
by Kevin Mitchell is Batman on Jul 25, 2011 12:12 AM EDT reply actions
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