Game 99 Part 2: Blowing past 1000 comments
by Gray on Jul 22, 2011 8:49 PM EDT
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PrintOkay, so the Reds are losing. But everyone obviously needs a new thread for all of the optimism. There's just too much of it for the original game thread!
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Time to score some runs.
Miggy Miggy Miggy, can't you see?
Sometimes your skills just hypnotize me.
And I just love your veteran ways,
You're unappreciated and under-paid.
OMGOMGOMG
Miggy Miggy Miggy, can't you see?
Sometimes your skills just hypnotize me.
And I just love your veteran ways,
You're unappreciated and under-paid.
who called HR's tonight by Cozart and Lewis?
"To me, boxing is like a ballet, except there's no music, no choreography, and the dancers hit each other." - Jack Handey
I'll say it here to: HOLY SHIT!
The sound of the fireworks just reached my house
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by RoastBeefKazenzakis on Jul 22, 2011 8:52 PM EDT reply actions
OMGOMGOMGOMG
Miggy Miggy Miggy, can't you see?
Sometimes your skills just hypnotize me.
And I just love your veteran ways,
You're unappreciated and under-paid.
WOOOO STUBBS!!!
"To me, boxing is like a ballet, except there's no music, no choreography, and the dancers hit each other." - Jack Handey
That's more offense than we saw in 2 games in Pittsburgh!
"Red Reporter is respected as a meme-factory" RijoSaboCaseyWKRP
"The Smoke... I can't see!!!"
"To me, boxing is like a ballet, except there's no music, no choreography, and the dancers hit each other." - Jack Handey
THE MANTITS ARE WORKING
Miggy Miggy Miggy, can't you see?
Sometimes your skills just hypnotize me.
And I just love your veteran ways,
You're unappreciated and under-paid.
Well, tHom wouldn't be tHom if he didn't find the dark cloud in every silver lining
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by RoastBeefKazenzakis on Jul 22, 2011 8:53 PM EDT up reply actions
I don't get why people think that the Reds reap some sort of advantage from playing at GABP.
I mean, it’s not like the other team is hitting at a different park during the Reds home games. If both teams are playing in the same park and in the same conditions, then people should shut the fuck up.
Miggy Miggy Miggy, can't you see?
Sometimes your skills just hypnotize me.
And I just love your veteran ways,
You're unappreciated and under-paid.
actually i think it is a disadvantage to play in an offensive ballpark
the Reds pitching staff has to pitch their 81 times a year. They get driven from games faster due to the runs they allow, which puts more strain on the bullpen.
Nothing succeeds like failure.
not losing any more
Thanks, Gray. That thread was really getting unwieldy
All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?
Jesus, crolfs.
Put down the bottle.
Miggy Miggy Miggy, can't you see?
Sometimes your skills just hypnotize me.
And I just love your veteran ways,
You're unappreciated and under-paid.
At the very least, don't go out for a drive, and don't call anyone
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by RoastBeefKazenzakis on Jul 22, 2011 8:57 PM EDT up reply actions
I'm not going anywhere.
I’m gonna find my phoone thoug. I might need it
"Luna Lovegood is really freaking awesome in every way." -Me
Nothing good can come from dialing while drunk
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by RoastBeefKazenzakis on Jul 22, 2011 8:59 PM EDT up reply actions
No phone. Phone on desk. No do nothing with phone of anything.
"Luna Lovegood is really freaking awesome in every way." -Me
I don't even have texting!
Jokes on you! Plus I don’t think my friends ould care.
"Luna Lovegood is really freaking awesome in every way." -Me
My brother drunk-dialed the woman that became his wife.
They dated in high school and drifted apart, blah blah blah. He got hammered one night 7 years later and drunk dialed her to meet him at White Castle. They started dating again and now they’re married, and they’re having a baby.
Miggy Miggy Miggy, can't you see?
Sometimes your skills just hypnotize me.
And I just love your veteran ways,
You're unappreciated and under-paid.
I should probably call everyone in my phone
Thanks for the tip!
"Luna Lovegood is really freaking awesome in every way." -Me
madville's number is on his profile page
give him a call, tel lhim there is a public stoning.
Nothing succeeds like failure.
You might be the poster child for why underage drinking is bad.
"Red Reporter - An elitist clique full of like-minded douchebags." - BK
And why it's funny
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by RoastBeefKazenzakis on Jul 22, 2011 8:59 PM EDT up reply actions
one day he will be drinking with some guy he just met, roommate, lab partner, coworker
they will be exchanging drinking stories, and Crolfers first experience was at home while posting to a blog…
Nothing succeeds like failure.
Because instead of driving or fighting people i go post on internet forums?
"Luna Lovegood is really freaking awesome in every way." -Me
The team really need someone with an OCab personality.
and this one doesn’t suck!
i just passed 500 tweets
and most of them were about my poop
Really?
I thought about poop tweets but thought they might be too cerebral for the Twitter crowd.
Stools are where once upon a time you'd find a chair. A chair's for fools! Everybody wants stools!
by ClownPenis.Fart on Jul 22, 2011 8:55 PM EDT up reply actions 2 recs
My dad could reach 500 poop tweets in 3 days.
Assuming he could figure out how to tweet.
Stools are where once upon a time you'd find a chair. A chair's for fools! Everybody wants stools!
by ClownPenis.Fart on Jul 22, 2011 8:58 PM EDT up reply actions
i had 4 today
well, 3. i pooped 4 times, but on tweeted about it 3 times
Been a minute since I've been around
Speaking of around let’s hope this offense is ready to turn it around and score some runs
Time to change the SS in Cincinnati
by I75series on Jul 22, 2011 8:55 PM EDT via mobile reply actions
That will be after the game
Time to change the SS in Cincinnati
by I75series on Jul 22, 2011 8:57 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions
No, that's Nightcrawler from X-Men
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by RoastBeefKazenzakis on Jul 22, 2011 8:59 PM EDT up reply actions
2 sets of back-to-back homers
Fun game
"You! Look what you've done. My starting pitcher thinks he's a chicken."
We might be getting a new harnann-esque post tonight.
Miggy Miggy Miggy, can't you see?
Sometimes your skills just hypnotize me.
And I just love your veteran ways,
You're unappreciated and under-paid.
Volquez's line tonight
7 IP, 4 hits, 2 runs, 2 ER, 0 BB, 5 K, 0 HR.
83 pitches, 62 for strikes.
He might be coming back in for the 8th.
All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?
The 0 BB is encouraging.
Miggy Miggy Miggy, can't you see?
Sometimes your skills just hypnotize me.
And I just love your veteran ways,
You're unappreciated and under-paid.
62/82 strikes? Yikes
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by RoastBeefKazenzakis on Jul 22, 2011 8:58 PM EDT up reply actions
that would be foolish
he had a couple of good starts the last time he went down. This is encouraging, but I would like him to have a month of success down there, maybe he can take Leake’s spot if Leake runs out of steam next month.
Nothing succeeds like failure.
What?
She’s saying he might be pitching the 8th inning, not that he might be back in Cincy.
Miggy Miggy Miggy, can't you see?
Sometimes your skills just hypnotize me.
And I just love your veteran ways,
You're unappreciated and under-paid.
yes, that's what I meant
It’s not clear that his night is over.
I’m not suggesting he be called up right now.
Tempting as it is, watching Badroyo in action.
All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?
and he did indeed return to pitch the 8th
All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?
BeeP at second isn't.
Miggy Miggy Miggy, can't you see?
Sometimes your skills just hypnotize me.
And I just love your veteran ways,
You're unappreciated and under-paid.
yeah
except one leads the league in ERA
by 'tHan on Jul 22, 2011 8:59 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Yes, except Jurrjens doesn't give up HRs (usually)
while Bronson is the worldwide leader in that particular category.
Perhaps...
the Bud Light Cold Hard Freeze Cam?
Stools are where once upon a time you'd find a chair. A chair's for fools! Everybody wants stools!
by ClownPenis.Fart on Jul 22, 2011 9:00 PM EDT up reply actions
BP should come out to
Kid cudi day and night
Time to change the SS in Cincinnati
by I75series on Jul 22, 2011 8:58 PM EDT via mobile reply actions
Jesus Fucking Christ on a Pogo Stick
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by RoastBeefKazenzakis on Jul 22, 2011 9:01 PM EDT reply actions
good fucking work asshole
and these ass in head moves are why this team sucks in close games.
Nothing succeeds like failure.
I think if he left it alone...it drops and doesn't go over the wall.
Not entirely blaming Stubbs, mind you.
No, It was over when it hit his arm
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by RoastBeefKazenzakis on Jul 22, 2011 9:03 PM EDT up reply actions
it was a case of bad timing
it was over the fence but just barely, but hit his wrist insted of his glove
by Howie Feltersnatch on Jul 22, 2011 9:04 PM EDT up reply actions
Now you take him out
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by RoastBeefKazenzakis on Jul 22, 2011 9:02 PM EDT reply actions
damn, off the wrist
/almost conrad’d
by Howie Feltersnatch on Jul 22, 2011 9:02 PM EDT reply actions
can we just agree that arroyo should only pitch 6 inning?
no more, no less.
i heard from someone the other day that barry larkin hates moeller high school & won't have anything to do with them
can anyone confirm?
That's because it's Moeller, and we're better than everyone.
If you aren’t a part of it you hate it. (Any backup? Slyde?)
Miggy Miggy Miggy, can't you see?
Sometimes your skills just hypnotize me.
And I just love your veteran ways,
You're unappreciated and under-paid.
i honestly had no oppinion of it.
privileged kids at a privileged school interests me little.
Nothing succeeds like failure.
Are you looking for a date?
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by RoastBeefKazenzakis on Jul 22, 2011 9:12 PM EDT up reply actions
They don't call it North Bend Over for nothing.
Miggy Miggy Miggy, can't you see?
Sometimes your skills just hypnotize me.
And I just love your veteran ways,
You're unappreciated and under-paid.
I'll be right back.
I’m going to print that picture out and use it as toilet paper.
Miggy Miggy Miggy, can't you see?
Sometimes your skills just hypnotize me.
And I just love your veteran ways,
You're unappreciated and under-paid.
Well...
I go there, and they sure don’t seem very proud of the fact that he went there. I mean, him and all his brother are in the sports hall of fame, but when they start talking about famous alums it’s all about Ken Griffey Jr. and John Boehner. And also a little bit of Andrew Brackman, but only because he’s current.
Miggy Miggy Miggy, can't you see?
Sometimes your skills just hypnotize me.
And I just love your veteran ways,
You're unappreciated and under-paid.
Joe Nuxhall had his basketball number retired, I was there for that
he also “coached” a charity cops v teachers basketball game.
He was kind of a big deal.
Mark Lewis was a big deal too.
Ricky Stone was not.
Nothing succeeds like failure.
My High School has Dan Patrick.
and Munoz’s Daughter. Not exactly a great history.
Mine had Barry Bonnell
Yeah, who the fuck is Barry Bonnell?
And Napoleon McCullum. And a dude who made the US Olympic Kayak team.
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by RoastBeefKazenzakis on Jul 22, 2011 9:10 PM EDT up reply actions
Wish I would have known this LAST WEEK
"Wait, you think I'm being mean to the pretend orangutan?" -- battlekow
on a related note
i don’t think people in cincinnati have any idea how awesome the green diamond gallery is.
it’s legitimately the coolest place in cincinnati
without a doubt, that place is great
Our half assed eyewitness report didn’t do it justice.
"Wait, you think I'm being mean to the pretend orangutan?" -- battlekow
nope
it’s got a ton more stuff since we were there too.
they have a whole casey corner now. casey just gave them a bunch of stuff including a bat he used in the world series & a jersey he wore in an all star game.
Sounds like I need to make a phone call
I mean, I interviewed Barry Larkin. I’m big time, right?
"Wait, you think I'm being mean to the pretend orangutan?" -- battlekow
tom gill chevrolet is sponsoring an even there in october
it’s based around gold glovers.
so far they’ve confirmed johnny bench, ryne sandberg, roberto alomar, barry larkin, bronson arroyo & several other big names I can’t remember.
they said it’s 90% sure that casey will be there as well. i’m pretty excited about it
I would like to take this opportunity to request a ticket
There may be a handjob in it for you.
"Wait, you think I'm being mean to the pretend orangutan?" -- battlekow
only if you're cute and wink at me just right
Oh, and you have to get me into Green Diamond Gallery.
"Wait, you think I'm being mean to the pretend orangutan?" -- battlekow
Not even then
He’s like a fiy: 360 degree vision, and can anticipate an escape route in milliseconds
"You! Look what you've done. My starting pitcher thinks he's a chicken."
GOD DAMN.
Chappy is just unfuckwithable since he came back.
What the fuck is a "music album" and who reguarly downloads them on a phone?
"You! Look what you've done. My starting pitcher thinks he's a chicken."
on a phone?
f that
Bart: "Dad, what's a Muppet?"
Homer: "Well, it's not quite a mop, not quite a puppet, but man... (laughs, then pauses) So, to answer you question, I don't know."
Aroldis Chapman is just nails since he came back up
He is the most unhittable pitcher in MLB right now.
Everytime I imagine him as a starter, I have an orgasm
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by RoastBeefKazenzakis on Jul 22, 2011 9:07 PM EDT reply actions
I'm still not sold that he can go beyond 6.
However, give him six and 2 from Lecure….this team will be hard to beat.
where should i hine the cord to the wike bottle?
"Luna Lovegood is really freaking awesome in every way." -Me
Okay, are you fucking with us?
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by RoastBeefKazenzakis on Jul 22, 2011 9:08 PM EDT up reply actions
It's a secret code! They're watching us.
"Luna Lovegood is really freaking awesome in every way." -Me
That hits close to home
Time to change the SS in Cincinnati
by I75series on Jul 22, 2011 9:11 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions
Cards are beating the Bucs 5-2 in the 6th
Yankees have 14 runs. It’s only the 4th inning.
All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?
Fuck Martin Prado
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by RoastBeefKazenzakis on Jul 22, 2011 9:09 PM EDT reply actions
Nice.
Miggy Miggy Miggy, can't you see?
Sometimes your skills just hypnotize me.
And I just love your veteran ways,
You're unappreciated and under-paid.
Todd Frazier needs a nickname
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by RoastBeefKazenzakis on Jul 22, 2011 9:11 PM EDT reply actions
Mads says that the public stoning isn't til next week
"Luna Lovegood is really freaking awesome in every way." -Me
that is for ke to know and you to find out
"Luna Lovegood is really freaking awesome in every way." -Me
I thought about doing it, but I ultimatly decided it would be creepy.
Nothing succeeds like failure.
okay, I'm back
what did i miss?
"Wait, you think I'm being mean to the pretend orangutan?" -- battlekow
A billion homeruns
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by RoastBeefKazenzakis on Jul 22, 2011 9:13 PM EDT up reply actions
i poop a lot
but now that i accepted your follow request, you should know that
I’m gonna go find my dog- ig i don’t co e back, i probably fell asleep i the hallway.
"Luna Lovegood is really freaking awesome in every way." -Me
by crolfer on Jul 22, 2011 9:13 PM EDT reply actions 2 recs
this is fantastic and I'm so happy that I can be a part of it
"Wait, you think I'm being mean to the pretend orangutan?" -- battlekow
it's only 8:15 where he is, right?
i approve
indeed
Also, nice. Well done on your buddy.
"Wait, you think I'm being mean to the pretend orangutan?" -- battlekow
I FOUND HIM!
He chased me around the kitche but now my clothes are stoel
"Luna Lovegood is really freaking awesome in every way." -Me
that is nothing
when i was a sophmore in Cuba, my prof from ONU found me past out in a poodle of my own vomit in the hotel lobby at 6:15. After making a scene, and my last words being “LETS GO TO THE MELECOHN AND BY SOME WHORES!”
Nothing succeeds like failure.
With as coherently as you're typing
you couldn’t have drunk so much that it isn’t starting to wear off a liitle!
don't drink wine
you will feel terrible.
Do drink a shitton of water, and take some Advil, don’t take Tylenol that can fuck up your liver if you are drinking.
Seriously dude, start drinking water, tomorrow will be better because of it.
Nothing succeeds like failure.
i've had many nights were i have been worse than you are right now
but the next morning wasn’t so bad, because i was alternating between water and booze.
Nothing succeeds like failure.
i ran out of booze. unless i open more bottles.
"Luna Lovegood is really freaking awesome in every way." -Me
I only have one glass though
"Luna Lovegood is really freaking awesome in every way." -Me
by crolfer on Jul 22, 2011 9:26 PM EDT up reply actions 3 recs
This is just the person you want to be taking advice from
"Wait, you think I'm being mean to the pretend orangutan?" -- battlekow
I tried doing what Bailey told me but he just told me to run around the living room.
"Luna Lovegood is really freaking awesome in every way." -Me
keep drinking, learn why it's bad and should be avoided
"Wait, you think I'm being mean to the pretend orangutan?" -- battlekow
What kind of fish?
"Luna Lovegood is really freaking awesome in every way." -Me
by crolfer on Jul 22, 2011 9:30 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
you are definitely not doing it right
Drunken sex is the time to see what you can get away with and to have her tell you it was the best night of her life in the morning.
"Wait, you think I'm being mean to the pretend orangutan?" -- battlekow
Ewok sex is the best drunk sex ever.
Especially when you’ve got the costume and she’s got the costume and you’re trying to avoid the light sab. . .
Oh, you meant the poster, Ewok.
Never mind then.
the new Mrs. obc2, I believe.
"Red Reporter - An elitist clique full of like-minded douchebags." - BK
apparently dawn & chan had the same stories
& westie didn’t believe them.
wonder if it’s been soon enough for her to believe them now?
You will once you decide to lay down and start thinking about LB
It’ll be alone drunk sex, but it counts.
"Wait, you think I'm being mean to the pretend orangutan?" -- battlekow
I will be sure to keep my dog out of the room.
"Luna Lovegood is really freaking awesome in every way." -Me
You vomited a small dog?
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by RoastBeefKazenzakis on Jul 22, 2011 9:20 PM EDT up reply actions
that pic?
i actually went to high school with the girl. never met her husband. but she had a son a few months ago, and her D’s somehow got bigger. she said none of her old bras fit anymore.
Does the b in bras olook funny to anyone else?
"Luna Lovegood is really freaking awesome in every way." -Me
I just now noticed that my ex-uncle is sitting behind home plate.
When did he get that kind of money?
Ex-uncle?
How does that work?
Miggy Miggy Miggy, can't you see?
Sometimes your skills just hypnotize me.
And I just love your veteran ways,
You're unappreciated and under-paid.
Okay, that makes sense.
Miggy Miggy Miggy, can't you see?
Sometimes your skills just hypnotize me.
And I just love your veteran ways,
You're unappreciated and under-paid.
Well, I got that.
I was just a bit confused as to who got divorced to make him an ex-uncle. I get it now.
Miggy Miggy Miggy, can't you see?
Sometimes your skills just hypnotize me.
And I just love your veteran ways,
You're unappreciated and under-paid.
like the rising fastball
and “clutch” players?
All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?
Divorce I suppose
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by RoastBeefKazenzakis on Jul 22, 2011 9:18 PM EDT up reply actions
Well, now we see why Coz hasn't drawn a walk yet
He just refused to take ball four there.
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by RoastBeefKazenzakis on Jul 22, 2011 9:16 PM EDT reply actions
Well, he did the double switch just for this reason
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by RoastBeefKazenzakis on Jul 22, 2011 9:21 PM EDT up reply actions
Someone please set the over/under on how many times cowboy has said "throw him the heater, ricky"
so that I can take the over.
Chapman
looking pretty good. 16 pitches, 13 for strikes.
All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?
it is amazing
either he throws almost all strikes or no strikes at all. There doesn’t seem to be an in between for him. I wonder if there is something mechanical that he can’t consistently repeat?
Nothing succeeds like failure.
Pitching 101:
Blame it on release point issues!
Miggy Miggy Miggy, can't you see?
Sometimes your skills just hypnotize me.
And I just love your veteran ways,
You're unappreciated and under-paid.
I agree with this
The thing with throwing that hard is that your release point has to be PERFECT. Any small variation can mean 6-8" difference in where the ball goes. They need to find a motion that’s easily repeatable to him.
"Wait, you think I'm being mean to the pretend orangutan?" -- battlekow
But since he came back, it has been pretty much all strikes
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by RoastBeefKazenzakis on Jul 22, 2011 9:27 PM EDT up reply actions
and because he's been on point since coming back
hitters look scared and desperate now.
Okay, I call Shenanigans here
Methinks Crolfer is screwing around with us
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by RoastBeefKazenzakis on Jul 22, 2011 9:26 PM EDT up reply actions
Chapman dominates.
Please, please, PLEASE make him a starter.
Miggy Miggy Miggy, can't you see?
Sometimes your skills just hypnotize me.
And I just love your veteran ways,
You're unappreciated and under-paid.
No it isn't. Cuba is an island
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by RoastBeefKazenzakis on Jul 22, 2011 9:27 PM EDT up reply actions
And a country. Cuba is the Floridaen Australia.
"Luna Lovegood is really freaking awesome in every way." -Me
And an Oscar winner!
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by RoastBeefKazenzakis on Jul 22, 2011 9:29 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
not a lot of evidence for anything
I don’t want to use his Cuban stats, because they tend to have a very quick hook down there.
He has a half season of AAA.
Nothing succeeds like failure.
Not a lot of evidence that he can't, either.
He came here to be a starter, and he has the potential to be a great one. If not they can always make him a closer and he’ll still be valuable, but they at least need to give him a chance to fail.
Miggy Miggy Miggy, can't you see?
Sometimes your skills just hypnotize me.
And I just love your veteran ways,
You're unappreciated and under-paid.
Did Joey think it was foul?
Because he didn’t look like he was really charging to the bag.
Fuck yeah!
Time to Dusty another young arm!
Miggy Miggy Miggy, can't you see?
Sometimes your skills just hypnotize me.
And I just love your veteran ways,
You're unappreciated and under-paid.
HEY - what move did they make to allow Frazier to come up to the bigs?
"Work like you don't need the money. Love like you've never been hurt. Dance like nobody's watching." - Satchel Paige
All those people look alike to me
Relief pitchers, I mean
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by RoastBeefKazenzakis on Jul 22, 2011 9:34 PM EDT up reply actions
I'd rather lose in 9 than in extra innings again
Sooner or later, we are gonna have “Jeremy Horst until we lose”
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by RoastBeefKazenzakis on Jul 22, 2011 9:36 PM EDT up reply actions
Oh shit. Did they send him back down?
I can’t keep up
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by RoastBeefKazenzakis on Jul 22, 2011 9:36 PM EDT up reply actions
Okay. "Dondo until we lose"
At least that won’t take as long
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by RoastBeefKazenzakis on Jul 22, 2011 9:37 PM EDT up reply actions
not today!
Horst is in L’ville!
"Red Reporter - An elitist clique full of like-minded douchebags." - BK
i'd rather win 2 freaking games in a row, but your point stands
lot of pain in extras this year
We're all mad. I'm mad. You're mad. Otherwise, you wouldn't have come here.
nibbled to death
by Sea Bass.
All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?
Apparentyl the Reds signd Jorge Jimnez. He was with the Red Sox and was a Ruke V oick.
"Luna Lovegood is really freaking awesome in every way." -Me
Hijinks, I call Hijinks!
We're all mad. I'm mad. You're mad. Otherwise, you wouldn't have come here.
i can't wait until the first time you get high, and decided to broadcast it on RR
Nothing succeeds like failure.
OVER THERE!
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by RoastBeefKazenzakis on Jul 22, 2011 9:39 PM EDT up reply actions
Last friday night, yo momma's house
"Wait, you think I'm being mean to the pretend orangutan?" -- battlekow
Same place as my user name
A now defunct webcomic, Achewood. I change my sig from time to time, but it is always a quote from my namesake
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by RoastBeefKazenzakis on Jul 22, 2011 9:41 PM EDT up reply actions
Hopefully it will come back some day
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by RoastBeefKazenzakis on Jul 22, 2011 9:42 PM EDT up reply actions
BEEP BEEP
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by RoastBeefKazenzakis on Jul 22, 2011 9:38 PM EDT reply actions
I was a huge advocate of putting the ballpark at Broadway Commons
But that aerial shot is absolutely gorgeous.
"Wait, you think I'm being mean to the pretend orangutan?" -- battlekow
Over time...
wouldn’t they have done something decent with both sections? If they put GABP at Broadway…what was gonna happen to the riverfront?
It would be a vast wasteland of suck except for the stadiums
Oh wait…
"Wait, you think I'm being mean to the pretend orangutan?" -- battlekow
Paul Brown Stadium would have been built just west of where Riverfront Stadium was
and everything would have saved Hamilton Country a lot of money, at least on the surface.
I sent LB a message.
I think she is at crew.
"Luna Lovegood is really freaking awesome in every way." -Me
This will undoubtedly end well
"Wait, you think I'm being mean to the pretend orangutan?" -- battlekow
i said
“I bet you’re at crew. That’s where people go when they’re at crew. How rde. Not nice,. my u key only works some tof the time for not all the time iment to type but not for when ti iytyle for.
8:40pm
Sorry I don;t think that made must sense. let M etry to eplain it betyer . Whta i wasf trhyinf to ay is that you ar prety, really pretty. if you nwere here right now. i’d be like… yore really pretyy."
"Luna Lovegood is really freaking awesome in every way." -Me
one night i got drunk and went to waffle house, and couldn't butter my waffles
i called my girlfriend at the time and told her I missed her because i knew if she was there she would butter my waffles for me.
Nothing succeeds like failure.
i wish megan was here to butter my waffles for me :(
"Luna Lovegood is really freaking awesome in every way." -Me
you should have told me that a yaer and a half ago.
"Luna Lovegood is really freaking awesome in every way." -Me
dammit. I can't even spell right when I'm trying to.
Year.
"Luna Lovegood is really freaking awesome in every way." -Me
megan sounds like the name of a crazy girl in a horror movie who kills all her friends.
Nothing succeeds like failure.
i don't like some of her friends. If she killed them I'd probably think it was bad.
But I wouldn’t be super upsrt.
"Luna Lovegood is really freaking awesome in every way." -Me
I like some of them
but a couple of them are actresses that get reallly annoying and are too dramatic.
"Luna Lovegood is really freaking awesome in every way." -Me
shit.
i already had bad luck with an emily. Maybe I already used up my common name bad luck…
"Luna Lovegood is really freaking awesome in every way." -Me
but those are in books. making love tobooks sukcs
"Luna Lovegood is really freaking awesome in every way." -Me
the pages start to stick together.
"Red Reporter - An elitist clique full of like-minded douchebags." - BK
exactly, it would be like jizzing on your keyboard
"Wait, you think I'm being mean to the pretend orangutan?" -- battlekow
I didn't want to turn on StickyKeys!
"Red Reporter - An elitist clique full of like-minded douchebags." - BK
Why do your posts make more sense to me than anyone else's right now?
"Luna Lovegood is really freaking awesome in every way." -Me
I should have waited until now to poast those pictures
"Luna Lovegood is really freaking awesome in every way." -Me
Uggla is the guy that had like 5 errors in that one All Star Game, right?
That’s pretty much all I remember him for.
Well, that was uggla
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by RoastBeefKazenzakis on Jul 22, 2011 9:43 PM EDT reply actions
Why the fuck do you challenge him with 1st base open?
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by RoastBeefKazenzakis on Jul 22, 2011 9:44 PM EDT reply actions
that's the question I'm asking myself
He was eating Uggla alive with breaking balls off the plate. Naturally on a 3-2 count he throws a fastball down the heart of the plate.
And first base was open, a walk does not hurt you in the situation.
He didn't intend to throw it down Broadway
He missed. Again.
All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?
But why a fastball there?
Why challenge a guy who eats fastballs for dinner, with first open?
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by RoastBeefKazenzakis on Jul 22, 2011 9:53 PM EDT up reply actions
it wasn't supposed to challenge him
It was supposed to be high and away.
Probably shouldn’t have thrown it, because he tried it before and left it hanging over the middle of the plate. He was really lucky Uggla missed it the first time.
All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?
The reason I want it is why it won't happen
He isn’t the best arm in teh bullpen, he isn’t a big strike out guy, but he can give steady innings of work, with lots of ground balls.
I say leave the strike out artists for jams in the 6th, 7th, and 8th, and use a steady guy to pitch a fresh 9th.
Nothing succeeds like failure.
ABSOLUTELY NOT HE HAS TO START
Right?
"Wait, you think I'm being mean to the pretend orangutan?" -- battlekow
that was a joke overreacttion to Masset
anyone who doesn’t want him to try starting only has 1/4 of a brain.
Nothing succeeds like failure.
you knew that was coming
Masset didn’t have it tonight.
He’s serving up meatballs.
All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?
the cheers for the HR kill me
We're all mad. I'm mad. You're mad. Otherwise, you wouldn't have come here.
Volquez with the complete game in Louisville
9.0 IP, 5 hits, 2 runs, 2 ER, 0 BB, 0 HR, 9 K
110 pitches, 82 strikes, 28 balls
Bats win, 4-2.
All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?
Yeah
Because teams put so much stock in a 28-year-old former all-star’s AAA starts.
Miggy Miggy Miggy, can't you see?
Sometimes your skills just hypnotize me.
And I just love your veteran ways,
You're unappreciated and under-paid.
#flocka
We're all mad. I'm mad. You're mad. Otherwise, you wouldn't have come here.
by chesirecat on Jul 22, 2011 9:49 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
teams do put stock in
a guy who throws 96, strikes out more than a batter an inning, and has a 50%+ gb rate, and one of the best changeups in the game.
Volquez may not get us the AL MVP but he does have some value.
Nothing succeeds like failure.
He does have some value.
But this particular AAA start had little impact on that.
Miggy Miggy Miggy, can't you see?
Sometimes your skills just hypnotize me.
And I just love your veteran ways,
You're unappreciated and under-paid.
If he had an horrible showing right before the deadline...
any interest could die down….GM’s aren’t the brightest people.
Mesoraco
helped his trade value, too. 2 for 3 with a double and a walk.
All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?
this terrifies me
that probably just bought Volquez 10 more awful starts with the Reds
kids be good to eachother
i have to get. Go Reds!
by Howie Feltersnatch on Jul 22, 2011 9:46 PM EDT reply actions
Good night buddy, good luck to you and yours
"Wait, you think I'm being mean to the pretend orangutan?" -- battlekow
I want those cats to scratch the fuck out of tHom
and then spay or neuter him
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by RoastBeefKazenzakis on Jul 22, 2011 9:46 PM EDT reply actions
You know what yould be hilarious? If Masset gets a win.
It’d be like. I gave up runs. But I pitched bad. But I got a win. And then Jim Day would congratukate him and Masset would call him a giraffe killer and he’d cry and then Jim Day would cry too.
"Luna Lovegood is really freaking awesome in every way." -Me
Too late
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by RoastBeefKazenzakis on Jul 22, 2011 9:47 PM EDT up reply actions
Time to close the barn door
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by RoastBeefKazenzakis on Jul 22, 2011 9:47 PM EDT up reply actions 3 recs
it was the second funniest thing i ever saw.
"Luna Lovegood is really freaking awesome in every way." -Me
Or bring a sign "Don't Feed the Giraffes, KILL THEM! - Jim Day"
by FordhamRam on Jul 22, 2011 9:50 PM EDT up reply actions 2 recs
You just gave me an incredible idea
"Wait, you think I'm being mean to the pretend orangutan?" -- battlekow
If I had an incredible idea tonight i wouodln't remener it bty tomorrow.
"Luna Lovegood is really freaking awesome in every way." -Me
Not kidding
Does anyone know where they’ll be set up? I might have to make a giraffe sign.
"Wait, you think I'm being mean to the pretend orangutan?" -- battlekow
Per the Reds' press release:
ESPN Live on Crosley Terrace: The ESPN “Baseball Tonight” show will be broadcasting live from Crosley Terrace from 12:30-1pm and 7-8pm. ESPN Radio 1530AM with Mo Egger will be broadcasting live from 3-6pm.
(evil laugh)
FanPost coming.
"Wait, you think I'm being mean to the pretend orangutan?" -- battlekow
Also...during Mo's Show...
please have a “HOLY GRAIL SUCKS AND SO DO FUNNEL FRIES, YOU DRUNK HACK” sign.
Mo is good people, bite your tongue
"Wait, you think I'm being mean to the pretend orangutan?" -- battlekow
He's better then the other guys.
I’ll grant him that. He just really needs to stop shilling that awful bar. I don’t care if they pay him.
Knowing Mo, I seriously doubt he would compromise his morals and endorse a shitty bar for the sake of money
I have no doubt that he likes the place. Whether or not that is a result of him drinking there at a discounted price or for free, I can’t say.
"Wait, you think I'm being mean to the pretend orangutan?" -- battlekow
it's a shitty bar
and the funnel fries are shitty too.
i like mo, but he’s pimping shitty products for money
Also...does Clear Channel not realize
they have an employee whom constantly pushes alcoholism? Read his blog/listen to his show….he can’t go a single day with putting over his need to drink. This is something that worries me because, I get that. I’m also not a public figure.
Remember, always...
“Know your audience”.
"Wait, you think I'm being mean to the pretend orangutan?" -- battlekow
At least Mo doesn't
YELL AND SCREAM ABOUT EVERYTHING ARE YOU KIDDING ME! YOU HAVE GOT TO BE KIDDING ME! 1-800-JUNK! YELL AND SCREAM!
Well, here's something else that'll make you love Lance even more:
Can’t find my tweet list of beer to try out here. Just got “fat tire” for now. Masset has led me to this.
I didn't know there was an organized funnel fry lobbying effort.
Then again, I generally stick to the rotgut dollar dogs when I’m at the game.
Is it just me or do we just seem to be a stupider team this year
weather it’s swinging at very bad pitches or challenging guys with 1st base open or muffed suicide squeezes…
well stubbs and gomes are guaranteed Ks in this situation
We're all mad. I'm mad. You're mad. Otherwise, you wouldn't have come here.
Chances that a walkoff happens?
"You! Look what you've done. My starting pitcher thinks he's a chicken."
100%
Stubbs will walkoff after striking out
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by RoastBeefKazenzakis on Jul 22, 2011 9:51 PM EDT up reply actions
wouldn't the Reds be losing 5-4 if Arroyo didn't give up a home run that inning?
Nothing succeeds like failure.
he had no command
he would have coughed it up in the 8th.
It was stupid for Dusty to leave Arroyo in, but Masset wasn’t on top of his game tonight.
Nothing succeeds like failure.
Yeah, if he hadn't given up that run, we'd be down by one
Which is the same as winning
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by RoastBeefKazenzakis on Jul 22, 2011 9:52 PM EDT up reply actions
And it was giving up 4 HRs that cost us the game, not Dusty
though Dusty did screw up pretty royally on that suicide BS
Well, apparently the bullpen is just as capable og giving up runs as Bronson was
I think Dusty did fine tonight, outside of that retarded suicide
No, I thought Bronson pretty much sucked as usual
but Masset doesn’t inspire confidence in me, and sometimes you don’t know what you’ll get from Chapman either.
forgetting about the fact that Bronson makes $12M and Volquez, LeCure, or Maloney could probably pitch as well as he is
6.2 of 4 run baseball isn’t terrible from a 4th or 5th starter.
Nothing succeeds like failure.
They are grown ass men.
They were seeing Winnie the Pooh.
what the fuck is up with all the braves fans?
We're all mad. I'm mad. You're mad. Otherwise, you wouldn't have come here.
Braves have a national following
thanks to TBS. Many live in Tennessee and such, I’ve learned.
I missed far too many
Southern Boys Vs Fantastics matches thanks to those dicks.
Midnight Express / Rock n' Roll Express
I always hated the fucking Rock n’ Roll Express
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by RoastBeefKazenzakis on Jul 22, 2011 9:56 PM EDT up reply actions
Oh god, the memories you just dredged up
I hope you’re happy.
"Wait, you think I'm being mean to the pretend orangutan?" -- battlekow
is that theroller coaster in Disney World?
"Luna Lovegood is really freaking awesome in every way." -Me
i was surprised to hear tracy smothers wrestled at an even this week
sure, it was an icp event, but he still wrestled there
Tracy will work until he dies.
He’s a quasi Randy the Ram. Too damn talented and too damn ugly.
I would love to have a bullpen like Atlanta's
Dusty would still mismanage the fuck out of it, but still…
Hand out the bobbleheads tomorrow...
and walk over to the other dugout.
Kimbrell makes 445,000 a year
Cordero makes 12 mill a year
this is absolutely irrelevant
"Wait, you think I'm being mean to the pretend orangutan?" -- battlekow
What if we disguised Arroyo as Leake?
Then we’d have two 800K pitchers that have a better ERA than both of them combined.
"Luna Lovegood is really freaking awesome in every way." -Me
guess my point is that a good bullpen can be had without breaking the bank
so why is a team with a limited payroll dedicated 12 mill of it’s resources for someone pigeon holed into pitching the only the 9th inning of games in which we are already winning.
Because they had to do it
They had to show the baseball world that they were serious in the FA market and that they were willing to spend money. Think Reggie White with the Packers. The Reds were a small market team looking to get headline by signing CoCo. They were making a point. And if you look at it over the course of the contract, it hasn’t been a bad deal.
"Wait, you think I'm being mean to the pretend orangutan?" -- battlekow
guess I see your point
still, with Cordero coming off the books this year I would like to see them allocate that money to something more useful. I’m not bitching about Cordero, he’s been okay (not great, but okay) but I don’t think we can afford 12 mill for a closer next year.
Absolutely
I can’t wait for that $12 million to come off and be reallocated to somewhere else, preferably LF. I think SS is solved for the short term.
"Wait, you think I'm being mean to the pretend orangutan?" -- battlekow
I'm pretty sure that $12 Mil
is just going to go towards current players and another LF retread. Pat Burrell will be a Red next year.
It really hasn't been a disaster
he has hardly been an albatross on this team. Coco has been a solid closer, even if he is a bit scary.
But I don’t like signings to make a statement, they often end up with Eric Milton type results.
Nothing succeeds like failure.
by Yossarian22 on Jul 22, 2011 10:13 PM EDT up reply actions
they often end up with those results
But this one didn’t. Credit where credit is due.
"Wait, you think I'm being mean to the pretend orangutan?" -- battlekow
and they sured up the biggest weakness at the time
just would have been nice if Krivsky would have realized that starting pitching is where a small market time should invest that kind of money.
Nothing succeeds like failure.
by Yossarian22 on Jul 22, 2011 10:15 PM EDT up reply actions
Agreed, but he was scrambling and trying to establish himself
"Wait, you think I'm being mean to the pretend orangutan?" -- battlekow
i know
i think he would have done better if he was hired in 2004 by Carl Lidner, I believe he was one of the final candidates.
He wouldn’t have had the pressure to win now that Bob placed on him, so deals like trading 1/4 of the starting line up for two relief pitchers, or $12M for a closer wouldn’t have happened. Carl didn’t really seem to care much about the Reds performance, I think he wanted them to win, but didn’t lose much sleep when they lost. Bob expected the Red to “win now” which wasn’t happening with their budget no matter who the GM was at the time. I think chasing the Cardinals for most of 2006 made things worse, I think if they wouldn’t have been in a pennant race in 06 (even if it belonged at the special olympics) Bob would have been more satisfied with waiting for the young kids to come along.
Nothing succeeds like failure.
by Yossarian22 on Jul 22, 2011 10:21 PM EDT up reply actions
I always thought Krivsky was kind of out his league
at the GM position. He was an awesome scout and I give him credit for helping our minor leagues get off the mat, but some of the deals he made as GM had me thinking wtf. The Trade is just one of them.
probably wasn't Wayne Krivksy's best decision
but in his two years in Cincinnati the bullpen was a huge weakness. Remember the “dreaded 8th inning” of 2007? In 2007 the Reds only quality relievers were Dave Weathers and Jared Burton. Krivsky decided he had to fix the bullpen and found the best guy on the market to do so.
He was a GM in his first gig, and had a very enthusiastic and impatient owner, and he knew his job was in jeopardy if the team didn’t turn around in 2008.
Was it a lazy expensive sign? Yes.
Nothing succeeds like failure.
by Yossarian22 on Jul 22, 2011 10:09 PM EDT up reply actions
that's not gonna impress 'em, Jonny
All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?
fuck those 2 guys.
learn how to get on base, assholes
We're all mad. I'm mad. You're mad. Otherwise, you wouldn't have come here.
hearin the florida st chant
what the fucking fuck
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it's the braves' tomahawk chop
screw ‘em. and this team. I’m sick of close losses and listless play. what a terrible season
We're all mad. I'm mad. You're mad. Otherwise, you wouldn't have come here.
Amen
it’s kind of a bad time for us to have a stocked minor league system, because they’re blocked, but the big team isn’t winning either.
Agreed.
Trade out the vets. Call up the kids. Maybe exchange one good prospect for a reliever with years.
Who would want any of our vets?
Flewis? Rolen? Arroyo? These guys have no trade value. No one wants shitty players, or old broken guys, or overpaid gopherball machines.
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by RoastBeefKazenzakis on Jul 22, 2011 10:01 PM EDT up reply actions
Coco might have some value.
Nothing succeeds like failure.
by Yossarian22 on Jul 22, 2011 10:03 PM EDT up reply actions
I largely meant CMM, Coco and Gomes.
Gomes apparently is of interest. CMM can be dealt to various teams and I’m sure some teams would take Coco if Reds cover some cost.
Oh, I'd be fine with jettisoning those guys
but I just don’t feel like the return would really be worth much
there might be some interest
In Hernandez.
Rolen has a no-trade. He’s not going anywhere.
Might be some interest in BP.
All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?
and who wants to take on an old expensive and presumably broken-down player like Rolen?
Nothing succeeds like failure.
by Yossarian22 on Jul 22, 2011 10:05 PM EDT up reply actions
The Rolen trade is a net win
I dare you to argue this on any level.
"Wait, you think I'm being mean to the pretend orangutan?" -- battlekow
they didn't get any kind of a net at all.
"Luna Lovegood is really freaking awesome in every way." -Me
by crolfer on Jul 22, 2011 10:07 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
fair enough, it does have meme potential
"Wait, you think I'm being mean to the pretend orangutan?" -- battlekow
Considering the Reds gave up EdE and got a crucial member of last year's pennant winning team in return, yes, there's no way to argue that.
Miggy Miggy Miggy, can't you see?
Sometimes your skills just hypnotize me.
And I just love your veteran ways,
You're unappreciated and under-paid.
getting swept in the NLDS ≠ winning the pennant
We're all mad. I'm mad. You're mad. Otherwise, you wouldn't have come here.
the trade worked out great
the extension not so much.
Nothing succeeds like failure.
by Yossarian22 on Jul 22, 2011 10:10 PM EDT up reply actions
Yeah, I have a feeling that if Rolen were having this exact same season for some other team right now
Jocketty would be all over himself to work a deal for him. But Jocketty is the only one.
he could probably be traded if he were in the final year of his deal
some team may think he could rebound for the final 2 months, and provide veteranry leadership.
Nothing succeeds like failure.
by Yossarian22 on Jul 22, 2011 10:07 PM EDT up reply actions
The only reason the Reds got Rolen
is that he wouldn’t go anywhere else. He wants to be near his family in Indiana.
All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?
Right.
Rolen essentially forced that trade. Walt probably could have traded nothing (and he did with EE).
Now we're pretending
that EE was ready to bust out?
It would be nice to have Zach Stewart around this year to help out the starting staff
but he hasn’t exactly forced his way to the majors either.
Nothing succeeds like failure.
by Yossarian22 on Jul 22, 2011 10:13 PM EDT up reply actions
Well, that was fucking bullshit
"You! Look what you've done. My starting pitcher thinks he's a chicken."
OK, we need something drastic to change the luck of this team
Anyone up for sacrificing a chicken?
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by RoastBeefKazenzakis on Jul 22, 2011 9:58 PM EDT reply actions
I'll try to strangle mine tonight, will that help?
"Wait, you think I'm being mean to the pretend orangutan?" -- battlekow
someone needs to take a dump on Dusty's desk
"At the very end, somebody took a dump right where I stood in the dugout every day." Dusty Baker
Boy, this league-leading offense
8 baserunners … that Brook Jacoby … WHAT hitting coach!
How dare you libel a perfectly nice creature like the Giant Waxy Monkey Tree Frog by comparing it to a Frenchman.
Edgard is Joey's personal hitting coach.
It’s not the worst idea.
When the hitters all start sucking, I also blame it on the coach.
Because that makes a ton of sense.
Miggy Miggy Miggy, can't you see?
Sometimes your skills just hypnotize me.
And I just love your veteran ways,
You're unappreciated and under-paid.
by sexsalad on Jul 22, 2011 9:59 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
oh sweet jesus on a god damned popsicle stick
Now that the pitching is good you’ve moved on to the hitting coach? Old tired line is old and tired.
"Wait, you think I'm being mean to the pretend orangutan?" -- battlekow
by jch24 on Jul 22, 2011 10:00 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
YOu really did miss the point.
I think the ENTIRE staff is brain-dead. I don’t recall saying Price was good.
Defend Baker and his band of bozos all you want.
You folks want to trade 5 or 6 prospects for a pitcher?
Get fucking real. Try for something that you can fix. When teams fail, they replace the manager. They don’t trade half their farm system for a pitcher.
I really have lost a lot of faith in the collective intellect of this group.
I won’t post again on this. You are all worshiping your own throne toilet.
How dare you libel a perfectly nice creature like the Giant Waxy Monkey Tree Frog by comparing it to a Frenchman.
by johnu1 on Jul 22, 2011 10:34 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
thanks, i needed a giggle.
Nothing succeeds like failure.
by Yossarian22 on Jul 22, 2011 10:36 PM EDT up reply actions
Now was that really necessary?
You should take a nap.
Miggy Miggy Miggy, can't you see?
Sometimes your skills just hypnotize me.
And I just love your veteran ways,
You're unappreciated and under-paid.
my dad is on the phone i have to pretend to be sober
"Luna Lovegood is really freaking awesome in every way." -Me
Tell him I want in on his teleporter business
"Wait, you think I'm being mean to the pretend orangutan?" -- battlekow
He doesn't know what you're talking about.
"Luna Lovegood is really freaking awesome in every way." -Me
Well, bye bye
I have to drive to Cleveland tomorrow. Life sucks
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by RoastBeefKazenzakis on Jul 22, 2011 10:02 PM EDT reply actions
If anybody needs to buy a plane ticket, do it after midnight
the FAA won’t be charging taxes due to the governments inability to get its head out of its ass. Some airlines though are increases their fairs so they are the same as they were pre tax, yet others are keeping their fares at pre tax levels.
Nothing succeeds like failure.
Hey man, it's still early. I mean, it's not even 11pm yet.
Still plenty of time to tread water and try to get hot, ya know?
Just gotta keep goin’ back out there and keep your head above water.
Swimming is for suckers, gotta keep treadin’ water.
See, when you start treadin’ water and the weather gets a little warmer, you can get hot and get on a roll. A sweet roll, no wait a jelly roll, aww hell, man it’s still early.
Get Fucked.
by Im_a_fun_haver on Jul 22, 2011 10:07 PM EDT reply actions 2 recs
Veggie Stix don't taste like veggies at all.
"Luna Lovegood is really freaking awesome in every way." -Me
The chicken rings from White Castle fall under the same category, but you'll learn that soon enough
"Wait, you think I'm being mean to the pretend orangutan?" -- battlekow
How do you get to white castle if you're drunk?
"Luna Lovegood is really freaking awesome in every way." -Me
I'd have to leave now to make it by 3:30 AM
"Luna Lovegood is really freaking awesome in every way." -Me
cab
Always a cab, kid.
I know I’m generally full of shit, but listen to me closely right now: CALL A CAB IF YOU ARE EVER DRUNK AND WANT TO GO SOMEWHERE ELSE.
I can assure you that choosing the other option WILL catch up with you, and it WILL suck.
"Wait, you think I'm being mean to the pretend orangutan?" -- battlekow
yep, the cab fair will save you money in the long run
i used one last night, it was only $5, but i was running out of steam and new I couldn’t walk home.
Nothing succeeds like failure.
by Yossarian22 on Jul 22, 2011 10:22 PM EDT up reply actions
I learned the hard way
I’ve spent over $50 on a one way cab. Worth every penny.
"Wait, you think I'm being mean to the pretend orangutan?" -- battlekow
Or just call me.
Becoming sober the last few years has essentially made me the last resort for the drunks of this fair city.
If you're going to White Castle...
do it at precisely 3:30 AM.
yup
And as someone who has been where you’re at – go sit sober in a WC around that time. It’s eye opening to see what you looked like.
"Wait, you think I'm being mean to the pretend orangutan?" -- battlekow
Waffle House is the same deal
Nothing succeeds like failure.
by Yossarian22 on Jul 22, 2011 10:23 PM EDT up reply actions
waffles are hard to fuck up.
Nothing succeeds like failure.
by Yossarian22 on Jul 22, 2011 10:24 PM EDT up reply actions
They really don't think it's cute.
Can’t blame them. They probably hear it 10-15 times a day.
I haven't seen that really.
I think Waffle House is largely met with people coming off the late shift and people who have reached their lowest but not low enough for White Castle.
White Castle is full of drunk people who think they're too good for White Castle
"Wait, you think I'm being mean to the pretend orangutan?" -- battlekow
so they are self loathing drunks?
Nothing succeeds like failure.
by Yossarian22 on Jul 22, 2011 10:26 PM EDT up reply actions
Do Veggie Styx taste like Styx?
Singer: So did you know you can bring a gun in here now?
'Mache: I BROUGHT TWO! **flexes**
That's a lot of home runs for one night
"Luna Lovegood is really freaking awesome in every way." -Me
The one last night I think
he just stared at. Then he does his slow trot.
"Prince Fielder is too fat even for the Oakland A’s" - Billy Beane
from the other Fayplacement
The Reds’ streak of consecutive days without a winning streak now stands at an uncanny 36.
All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?
I've come to learn that expectations suck when dealing with cincy sports
Bengals finally win a division and blow it out the ass the next few years. Reds finally win and we probably won’t even have a winning season
expectations are premeditated resentments
We're all mad. I'm mad. You're mad. Otherwise, you wouldn't have come here.
imagine how the fans felt in 1971!
Nothing succeeds like failure.
by Yossarian22 on Jul 22, 2011 10:23 PM EDT up reply actions
not even remotely as strong a team, sadly
We're all mad. I'm mad. You're mad. Otherwise, you wouldn't have come here.
I need to go set up the sprinklers, I shall return
Are we waiting on a ’nukkah thread or is he off getting laid? Do I need to write it?
"Wait, you think I'm being mean to the pretend orangutan?" -- battlekow
Write it in a fanpost, I'll front page it
"Wait, you think I'm being mean to the pretend orangutan?" -- battlekow
down another couple glasses of wine first
We're all mad. I'm mad. You're mad. Otherwise, you wouldn't have come here.
you have to wear a suit, and not watch the game!
Nothing succeeds like failure.
by Yossarian22 on Jul 22, 2011 10:23 PM EDT up reply actions
That was an easy recap. I'm getting out of this suit now.
"Luna Lovegood is really freaking awesome in every way." -Me
You did us proud, kid
You straight did us PROUD.
"Wait, you think I'm being mean to the pretend orangutan?" -- battlekow
by jch24 on Jul 22, 2011 10:47 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
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