MTV Movie Awards/NBA Finals Game 3 Open Thread
by jch24 on Jun 5, 2011 8:09 PM EDT
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PrintThe Heat are in Dallas to see if they can overcome their amazing fold job the other night and if that's not your thing the MTV Movie Awards are just kicking off. And as always, any topic is welcome, as long as it's interesting. This means no "Dusty should use this lineup", "The entire coaching staff should be stoned to death", "The entire left side of the defense should be replaced by theie Louisville Bats counterparts", etc.
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Reds Replay might be on soon, you wanna watch that instead?
Yeah, that’s what I thought.
"Wait, you think I'm being mean to the pretend orangutan?" -- battlekow
Noted.
I like the NBA, but I can’t stand The Heat and even watching them compete drives me up a wall.
MTV should just go away, though.
Rec'd
People seem to forget that Lebron took less money to go to Miami.
"Wait, you think I'm being mean to the pretend orangutan?" -- battlekow
and Florida not having a state income tax helps.
But who can blame him for getting the hell out of Cleveland.
What does a mama bear on the pill have in common with the World Series? No cubs.
Exactly
People who bitch about Lebron want to have it both ways. He took less money to chase a championship while he’s young. You can’t complain about athletes chasing the money AND complain about a guy taking less to win.
The reason it flies with Lebron is because he is imminently unlikeable.
"Wait, you think I'm being mean to the pretend orangutan?" -- battlekow
He was hated in DC
Him and Deshawn Stevenson got into some battles back when the Wiz were actually making the playoffs
Bart: "Dad, what's a Muppet?"
Homer: "Well, it's not quite a mop, not quite a puppet, but man... (laughs, then pauses) So, to answer you question, I don't know."
I think the way he handled the Decision had a lot to do with why people hate him now.
It basically erased any doubt that he was a conceited asshole and wants nothing more than to be the center of attention. I could really care less where he plays.
"People don't kill people. Burning oreo packages kill people."
Chris Bosh just strained his vagina
"Wait, you think I'm being mean to the pretend orangutan?" -- battlekow
Since it's not a game thread we can post big pics within reason. Yay!!!
"Wait, you think I'm being mean to the pretend orangutan?" -- battlekow
i always pictured you as being taller.
What does a mama bear on the pill have in common with the World Series? No cubs.
by DocRam on Jun 5, 2011 8:18 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions
La fin du monde ale by Unibrroue was a terrible choice
Triple fermented? Triple shitty!
when lebron drives & dunks on people like he just did
it makes you wonder why he couldn’t get the ball inside the 3 point line the last 6 minutes of game 2
Synthesizing These Two Topics:
How come NBA players no longer do movies? The last one I can think of was He Got Game.
I was going to say something about Kazaam
"Wait, you think I'm being mean to the pretend orangutan?" -- battlekow
kevin james is in this zookeeper movie
jim carrey is in the penguin movie
why is every movie a comic book, fantasy or talking animal movie?
The dumbing down of america
The town was really good.
i watched no strings attached today
it was just kinda ok, but it was definitely better than black swan!
I watched 'Black Swan' Thursday night...
and maybe I missed something, but I really don’t get they hooplah over it. Mila Kunis is smokin’ hot, so it’s got that going for it. Which is nice.
What does a mama bear on the pill have in common with the World Series? No cubs.
i didn't!
i went to the zoo when i was young & hated it!
it smelled like poop.
i’ve never liked talking animal movies
My plan is to make a traveling exhibit of cute baby animals
It will have no redemptive value whatsoever and will sell out any venue that hosts it.
Zoos keep it real
The wild smells like poop
I hate wet dog smell. Yuck city
They are remaking total recall
With Colin Farrell
i was watching coming to america last night & it made me question "why do people stop being funny?"
eddie murphy, jim carrey & to a lesser extent adam sandler are not funny at all anymore.
Coming To America is in my top ten favorite movies ever, maybe top five
I’ll watch it any chance I get.
"Wait, you think I'm being mean to the pretend orangutan?" -- battlekow
me too
if it’s on i watch it.
it was on hbo comedy last night, so it was the actual version of the movie!
Oh man, even better
Screw it, I’m off the amazon to see about ordering it.
"Wait, you think I'm being mean to the pretend orangutan?" -- battlekow
Boom
$5.50 new. No excuse not to own it.
"Wait, you think I'm being mean to the pretend orangutan?" -- battlekow
Good flick
It aged much better than bev hills cop
abc has a charlies angels remake in it's lineup for the fall
Good Lord
speaking of terrible movies, those 2 charlies angels movies were complete garbage
I met thevole yesterday
He’s taller than me too. I’m not short, but what the hell is with all the guys on this board?
"Red Reporter: Size Matters"
"Wait, you think I'm being mean to the pretend orangutan?" -- battlekow
Wade came to play tonight
Let’s just hope he doesn’t shut it down in an attempt to pad Lebron’s stats again.
"Wait, you think I'm being mean to the pretend orangutan?" -- battlekow
I kinda want Popeye's chicken now
It’s like advertising was invented just for me, I see something on TV and want it.
"Wait, you think I'm being mean to the pretend orangutan?" -- battlekow
I'd rather have MS than watch MLS
/goingtohell’d
"Wait, you think I'm being mean to the pretend orangutan?" -- battlekow
That Think B4 You Speak commercial was gay
"Wait, you think I'm being mean to the pretend orangutan?" -- battlekow
Was that aired during NBA or MTV?
What does a mama bear on the pill have in common with the World Series? No cubs.
NBA, "starring" NBA and WNBA people
"Wait, you think I'm being mean to the pretend orangutan?" -- battlekow
Wnba or mls?
Or college rugby? Dartmouth vs army was on network tv today
it was similar
but it seemed slightly fitting that it was similar. It was entertaining, if the third one is like the first two it will become old.
It was funny.
Good, solid comedy, like the first one. I didn’t think any of them were really anything special though.
"People don't kill people. Burning oreo packages kill people."
I got a surprise visit to New York City yesterday
I hadn’t been there in 12 years. Man, there is a lot going on there!
But not being able to change which direction you’re going on the subway without leaving the station is bullshit.
It depends on the station.
Some have been like that for decades, particularly those along the old IRT lines.
I've been forced to watch that before, it's actually not all that bad
"Wait, you think I'm being mean to the pretend orangutan?" -- battlekow
i will see it soon!
i really wanted to see it, but i don’t get to go to the theater
i really like owen wilson too.
hhhhhmmmm
US citizens have a 1 in 50,000 chance of being struck by lightning in their lifetime.
A lot of people get struck in Africa, wow.
"Wait, you think I'm being mean to the pretend orangutan?" -- battlekow
But not as funny as he thinks he is
He’s very funny, don’t get me wrong, but he gives off a vibe like he’s the funniest guy to ever walk the earth. He bothers me.
His biggest talent is knowing when to hook up with a girl and when to break up with her
I don’t think he’s ever timed that wrong.
Absolutely
That’s a dumb question. But the funniest thing he’s done is cry when he thought his stuff was being repo’d on the first season of Punk’d.
don't sprain your shoulder patting yourself on the back for that one
’twas an easy call
by 'tHan on Jun 5, 2011 9:13 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
friends with benefits?
i just watched that movie with less talented people, it was called no strings attached.
woody harrelson should be in everything!
twilight & harry potter win everything!
i guess that’s why all movies are fantasy movies.
i’ve never heard of this dude
That gives him cool points. He was the devil.
"People don't kill people. Burning oreo packages kill people."
I have a LP copy of Malin's "The Heat" signed by Malin.
He personalized it “Big Red Machine” because I was wearing a Reds hat to the show. It was at the Southgate House and my buddy and I went to a day game before the concert. Between songs he saw me in my hat and started bantering about the fact that when he was a kid in NYC everyone loved the Yankees so he became a Reds fan to piss off his friends.
Let a man come in and do the Popcorn.
They making him sing a duet with Taylor Swift?
Bart: "Dad, what's a Muppet?"
Homer: "Well, it's not quite a mop, not quite a puppet, but man... (laughs, then pauses) So, to answer you question, I don't know."
i am 100% positive you would have gotten the answer.
what comic book character’s real name is Oswald Cobblepot?
I have never in my life read a comic book and I knew the answer to that.
Let a man come in and do the Popcorn.
I got yelled at last year
For moving a transformers prop off the sidewalk in Chicago, well after midnight
Good security
If I'm not mistaken
The cute girl from the short-lived Fox sitcom “Life On a Stick” is in those movies.
Lefevre?
Bart: "Dad, what's a Muppet?"
Homer: "Well, it's not quite a mop, not quite a puppet, but man... (laughs, then pauses) So, to answer you question, I don't know."
Kristen stewart isn't bad
Bart: "Dad, what's a Muppet?"
Homer: "Well, it's not quite a mop, not quite a puppet, but man... (laughs, then pauses) So, to answer you question, I don't know."
in that trailer
good lord what was she thinking wearing that shirt tonight?
she looks like she should be on the golden girls
Nice use of Dave Grohl
Remember when Nirvana was on the MTV Video Awards? You’ve come a long way, baby!
And everyone forgets Krist
Bart: "Dad, what's a Muppet?"
Homer: "Well, it's not quite a mop, not quite a puppet, but man... (laughs, then pauses) So, to answer you question, I don't know."
Since I have no cable, I'm watching NBA
Miami back up 5
Bart: "Dad, what's a Muppet?"
Homer: "Well, it's not quite a mop, not quite a puppet, but man... (laughs, then pauses) So, to answer you question, I don't know."
I thought he and Jesse had the affair
Bart: "Dad, what's a Muppet?"
Homer: "Well, it's not quite a mop, not quite a puppet, but man... (laughs, then pauses) So, to answer you question, I don't know."
Alanis or was it ScarJo?
Bart: "Dad, what's a Muppet?"
Homer: "Well, it's not quite a mop, not quite a puppet, but man... (laughs, then pauses) So, to answer you question, I don't know."
wasn't he married to both?
Bart: "Dad, what's a Muppet?"
Homer: "Well, it's not quite a mop, not quite a puppet, but man... (laughs, then pauses) So, to answer you question, I don't know."
Hermione is 100x better
Bart: "Dad, what's a Muppet?"
Homer: "Well, it's not quite a mop, not quite a puppet, but man... (laughs, then pauses) So, to answer you question, I don't know."
i doubt that
the only way to judge which of the 2 is better is by whichever one has the shorter running time
by 'tHan on Jun 5, 2011 10:02 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
so twilight wins something
Bart: "Dad, what's a Muppet?"
Homer: "Well, it's not quite a mop, not quite a puppet, but man... (laughs, then pauses) So, to answer you question, I don't know."
Not impressed with themHaslem is awesome
2 pt game
they've done a very good job getting to the finals
with only 3 players & a very inexperienced (& possibly bad) coach.
haslem is far from awesome
They did a number on Chicago
There defense is no joke
Bart: "Dad, what's a Muppet?"
Homer: "Well, it's not quite a mop, not quite a puppet, but man... (laughs, then pauses) So, to answer you question, I don't know."
he's possibly the most awful person i've ever seen
why has he been in every segment of the show tonight?
The last thing George Lopez needs is more publicity
Bart: "Dad, what's a Muppet?"
Homer: "Well, it's not quite a mop, not quite a puppet, but man... (laughs, then pauses) So, to answer you question, I don't know."
S & M is the most mindless song ever recorded
and it should be exhibit A for chris brown when he tries to turn around his reputation
holy cleavage behind the announcers
Now we need more shots of the announcers
Bart: "Dad, what's a Muppet?"
Homer: "Well, it's not quite a mop, not quite a puppet, but man... (laughs, then pauses) So, to answer you question, I don't know."
"You should be a good girl"
After saying “motherfucker” on TV.
by Brendanukkah on Jun 5, 2011 10:18 PM EDT up reply actions
Real Steal looks pretty awful
Bart: "Dad, what's a Muppet?"
Homer: "Well, it's not quite a mop, not quite a puppet, but man... (laughs, then pauses) So, to answer you question, I don't know."
me and the boy recreated the NBA Finals on NBA Jam
Miami 58
Dallas 29
Not good times for ach24.
"Wait, you think I'm being mean to the pretend orangutan?" -- battlekow
Games 4 and 5 will tip at 9:00 PM Eastern? Good lord.
"Wait, you think I'm being mean to the pretend orangutan?" -- battlekow
DAl MIA game is getting good
tied up 1 min left
Bart: "Dad, what's a Muppet?"
Homer: "Well, it's not quite a mop, not quite a puppet, but man... (laughs, then pauses) So, to answer you question, I don't know."
And down goes Dallas
Bart: "Dad, what's a Muppet?"
Homer: "Well, it's not quite a mop, not quite a puppet, but man... (laughs, then pauses) So, to answer you question, I don't know."
You think so?
I think she’s great, but who doesn’t think that?
by Brendanukkah on Jun 5, 2011 10:50 PM EDT up reply actions
Superbad, Easy A, the new Spider-Man
She’s doing fine.
by Brendanukkah on Jun 5, 2011 10:55 PM EDT up reply actions
A look at her iMDB page
She has three movies coming out this year, and two more next year. That’s three movies in the final seven months of this year. She’s doing fine.
by Brendanukkah on Jun 5, 2011 11:07 PM EDT up reply actions
you named 3 movies in 5 years before this post
i don’t know what level of movie the 3 she has coming out are.
also, she is never mentioned on the gossip sites. all i’m saying is she’s better than most of the actresses her age, but she gets nowhere near the attention they do.
six pounds of grilled cheese challenge on man vs food
With onions too? That’s rough.
"Wait, you think I'm being mean to the pretend orangutan?" -- battlekow
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