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Game 79 Part 2: Always look on the bright side . . .

I'm just popping in before heading out to look at more overpriced apartments, but I figured everyone could use a thread to fill with optimistic comments.

Here you go!

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"Good luck, National League managers – I have no idea how you’re supposed to get this guy out." - Dave Cameron on Joey Votto

by Grahamophone on Jun 26, 2011 3:04 PM EDT reply actions  

First.

"People don't kill people. Burning oreo packages kill people."

by crolfer on Jun 26, 2011 3:05 PM EDT reply actions  

Let's hope the Drewster agrees

"Good luck, National League managers – I have no idea how you’re supposed to get this guy out." - Dave Cameron on Joey Votto

by Grahamophone on Jun 26, 2011 3:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

and nevermind, it's 0-2, Stubbs is done

"Good luck, National League managers – I have no idea how you’re supposed to get this guy out." - Dave Cameron on Joey Votto

by Grahamophone on Jun 26, 2011 3:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

I don't lie

"Good luck, National League managers – I have no idea how you’re supposed to get this guy out." - Dave Cameron on Joey Votto

by Grahamophone on Jun 26, 2011 3:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

x

"Good luck, National League managers – I have no idea how you’re supposed to get this guy out." - Dave Cameron on Joey Votto

by Grahamophone on Jun 26, 2011 3:10 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

Jocketty on the SS situation
“We’re willing to wait for a while,” Jocketty said. “We still have faith in Janish. Right now, he’s probably putting a lot of pressure on himself. He just needs to relax and play the type of game he’s capable of playing.”

by ams78 on Jun 26, 2011 3:09 PM EDT reply actions  

typical GM talk

"Good luck, National League managers – I have no idea how you’re supposed to get this guy out." - Dave Cameron on Joey Votto

by Grahamophone on Jun 26, 2011 3:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

Moron.

"People don't kill people. Burning oreo packages kill people."

by crolfer on Jun 26, 2011 3:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

i have the cure!

Nothing succeeds like failure.

by Yossarian22 on Jun 26, 2011 3:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

Slyde?

"You said 'walks' twice."
"I like walks."

by Cy Schourek on Jun 26, 2011 3:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

this is called ... hearing footsteps.

The baby under the basket is a very powerful talisman, only to be used in times of great distress.

by johnu1 on Jun 26, 2011 3:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

howdy Johnu!

how are you?

Nothing succeeds like failure.

by Yossarian22 on Jun 26, 2011 3:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

Not so hot today. Dog ate my ice cream.

The baby under the basket is a very powerful talisman, only to be used in times of great distress.

by johnu1 on Jun 26, 2011 3:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

the family beagle stole a child's ice cream cone once

my mom was walking the dog in the park, and there was a little boy eating an ice cream cone, the dog took the ice cream cone right from the kids hand. My mom had no cash on her, so she couldn’t replace the ice cream cone, so she just ran away.

My parents taught me strong morals.

Nothing succeeds like failure.

by Yossarian22 on Jun 26, 2011 3:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

Stubbs is breaking my heart.

The baby under the basket is a very powerful talisman, only to be used in times of great distress.

by johnu1 on Jun 26, 2011 3:10 PM EDT reply actions  

so exhausting watching this whole team

always thinking, they’ll pull this together, but…

The mere existence of a flamethrower indicates that somewhere, at some point in time, someone said, "Gee, I wish I could set those people over there on fire, but I'm just not close enough."

by Howie Feltersnatch on Jun 26, 2011 3:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

Wow, good thing Tulo doesn't hold grudges

"Good luck, National League managers – I have no idea how you’re supposed to get this guy out." - Dave Cameron on Joey Votto

by Grahamophone on Jun 26, 2011 3:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

BAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW

"You said 'walks' twice."
"I like walks."

by Cy Schourek on Jun 26, 2011 3:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

Carl Edwards probably could have been a pro athlete in many sports.

He probably should have been more encouraged to get away from auto racing. Then again, he’s worth dozens of millions, so he probably did the right thing.

by KSE on Jun 26, 2011 3:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

OK, guys gather round ...

… any team that has Craig Tatum in the lineup is toast. TOAST, I tell ya.
Now, grab some boobs Buds and get out there!

The baby under the basket is a very powerful talisman, only to be used in times of great distress.

by johnu1 on Jun 26, 2011 3:13 PM EDT reply actions  

Homer is throwing BP

"Good luck, National League managers – I have no idea how you’re supposed to get this guy out." - Dave Cameron on Joey Votto

by Grahamophone on Jun 26, 2011 3:14 PM EDT reply actions  

It was clear last inning that Homer didn't have it.

Price went out there and said what?

The baby under the basket is a very powerful talisman, only to be used in times of great distress.

by johnu1 on Jun 26, 2011 3:15 PM EDT reply actions  

his defense is pretty okay

but not great.

Nothing succeeds like failure.

by Yossarian22 on Jun 26, 2011 3:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

UZR and TZR disagree

"Good luck, National League managers – I have no idea how you’re supposed to get this guy out." - Dave Cameron on Joey Votto

by Grahamophone on Jun 26, 2011 3:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

and so does DRS

"Good luck, National League managers – I have no idea how you’re supposed to get this guy out." - Dave Cameron on Joey Votto

by Grahamophone on Jun 26, 2011 3:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

Aren't +/- and DRS the same thing?

"Good luck, National League managers – I have no idea how you’re supposed to get this guy out." - Dave Cameron on Joey Votto

by Grahamophone on Jun 26, 2011 3:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

I didn't think so

but you are making me wonder

by kcgard2 on Jun 26, 2011 3:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

You mean Dewan's +/-, right?

"Good luck, National League managers – I have no idea how you’re supposed to get this guy out." - Dave Cameron on Joey Votto

by Grahamophone on Jun 26, 2011 3:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

I thought they were the same thing, but you're making me wonder

"Good luck, National League managers – I have no idea how you’re supposed to get this guy out." - Dave Cameron on Joey Votto

by Grahamophone on Jun 26, 2011 3:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

Dave Cameron seems to use the terms interchangeably here

http://www.fangraphs.com/blogs/index.php/defensive-runs-saved-clarification/

"Good luck, National League managers – I have no idea how you’re supposed to get this guy out." - Dave Cameron on Joey Votto

by Grahamophone on Jun 26, 2011 3:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah, I saw that

but I was just familiar with +/- from the Fielding Bible awards, and nowhere there does Dewan mention DRS. So I thought DRS was a separate measure from Fangraphs (or elsewhere…). It looks like FG uses DRS to refer to +/-. My bad.

by kcgard2 on Jun 26, 2011 3:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

Not your bad at all

Fangraphs made it unnecessarily confusing by labeling it DRS

"Good luck, National League managers – I have no idea how you’re supposed to get this guy out." - Dave Cameron on Joey Votto

by Grahamophone on Jun 26, 2011 3:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

They really do need to decide on convention in some of these cases

No wonder people get confused and (often) just give up. I consider myself rather versed, and I didn’t know DRS was just a FG name for +/- for example.

by kcgard2 on Jun 26, 2011 3:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

People would be less confused

if they stopped bothering with it.

by KSE on Jun 26, 2011 3:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

I guess that's one approach

"Good luck, National League managers – I have no idea how you’re supposed to get this guy out." - Dave Cameron on Joey Votto

by Grahamophone on Jun 26, 2011 3:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

Hahaha

yeah, fld% is all you need. why bother?

by kcgard2 on Jun 26, 2011 3:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

Stats take away our enjoyment of the game though, KC

you know that

"Good luck, National League managers – I have no idea how you’re supposed to get this guy out." - Dave Cameron on Joey Votto

by Grahamophone on Jun 26, 2011 3:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

Only the ones with funny acronyms

I forgot, though. Won’t happen again.

by kcgard2 on Jun 26, 2011 3:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

Good man

"Good luck, National League managers – I have no idea how you’re supposed to get this guy out." - Dave Cameron on Joey Votto

by Grahamophone on Jun 26, 2011 3:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

I prefer FG to B-R, but Cameron and Appelman could take note of B-R's better organization

"Good luck, National League managers – I have no idea how you’re supposed to get this guy out." - Dave Cameron on Joey Votto

by Grahamophone on Jun 26, 2011 3:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

All we need is to turn those 6 of 7 popups into ... um ...

… well, it’s rally beer time.

The baby under the basket is a very powerful talisman, only to be used in times of great distress.

by johnu1 on Jun 26, 2011 3:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

I just watch others get loaded.

The baby under the basket is a very powerful talisman, only to be used in times of great distress.

by johnu1 on Jun 26, 2011 3:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

Guthrie throws hard

i bet if we bring him over to the NL central he puts up an ERA under 3 for the remainder of the year.

Nothing succeeds like failure.

by Yossarian22 on Jun 26, 2011 3:24 PM EDT reply actions  

what?

Nothing succeeds like failure.

by Yossarian22 on Jun 26, 2011 3:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

They throw hard, yet struggle in the NL Central

"Good luck, National League managers – I have no idea how you’re supposed to get this guy out." - Dave Cameron on Joey Votto

by Grahamophone on Jun 26, 2011 3:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

but they didn't have a history of success

i am less weary about a guy who throws in the mid 90s who is in his 30s falling on his ass, rather than a guy like Bronson Arroyo.

Nothing succeeds like failure.

by Yossarian22 on Jun 26, 2011 3:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

He of the career 4.65 FIP

enticing

"Good luck, National League managers – I have no idea how you’re supposed to get this guy out." - Dave Cameron on Joey Votto

by Grahamophone on Jun 26, 2011 3:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

You're going to trust that going forward?

"Good luck, National League managers – I have no idea how you’re supposed to get this guy out." - Dave Cameron on Joey Votto

by Grahamophone on Jun 26, 2011 3:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

yes

Nothing succeeds like failure.

by Yossarian22 on Jun 26, 2011 3:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

He hasn't even pitched 1000 big league innings

That’s still a lot of room for random variation in his FIP-ERA differential. That’s 300 less than Cain who people still have some doubts about. I heard the same things about Arroyo and look what’s happened.

"Good luck, National League managers – I have no idea how you’re supposed to get this guy out." - Dave Cameron on Joey Votto

by Grahamophone on Jun 26, 2011 3:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

and Guthrie has pathetic strikeout numbers for someone who throws so hard

"Good luck, National League managers – I have no idea how you’re supposed to get this guy out." - Dave Cameron on Joey Votto

by Grahamophone on Jun 26, 2011 3:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

stikeout pitchers are far more reliable

"Good luck, National League managers – I have no idea how you’re supposed to get this guy out." - Dave Cameron on Joey Votto

by Grahamophone on Jun 26, 2011 3:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

a 3.76 era pitcher is more reliable than what we have

im not saying why should trade for him but the guys pitchs really well

by Mcapeto on Jun 26, 2011 3:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

in just over 100 innings

I don’t trust it yet

"Good luck, National League managers – I have no idea how you’re supposed to get this guy out." - Dave Cameron on Joey Votto

by Grahamophone on Jun 26, 2011 3:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

Bronson Arroyo had an ERA over 4 in both of his seasons in Boston

didn’t strike out many hitters, and came to Cincinnati, and kept an ERA under 3 for much of the first half of the season. I think we could see that kind of NL Central/New League bump from Guthrie.

Nothing succeeds like failure.

by Yossarian22 on Jun 26, 2011 3:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

Volquez for my its like a "million dollar arm and a 5 cent brain"

if the guy could throw more strikes i really belive he could be our ACE but now he is not

by Mcapeto on Jun 26, 2011 3:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

All pitchers can throw 90 off and on

Most won’t throw it in a game.
Very few can hit 100.

The baby under the basket is a very powerful talisman, only to be used in times of great distress.

by johnu1 on Jun 26, 2011 3:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

I am changing my mind on this argument as I see more and more of Chapman

I am beginning to think that he has neither the stamina nor (more importantly) the command and secondary pitches to be any good as a starter. If the Reds decide his best development is as a reliever I will no longer be up in arms.

by kcgard2 on Jun 26, 2011 3:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

Well if he becomes the second coming of Eric Gagne, I can deal with it

otherwise, I’ll be pissed

"Good luck, National League managers – I have no idea how you’re supposed to get this guy out." - Dave Cameron on Joey Votto

by Grahamophone on Jun 26, 2011 3:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

i don't care if we have Mariano Riveria 2.0

if the organization doesn’t think he can start, they would be best off trading him to an organization who thinks he can.

Nothing succeeds like failure.

by Yossarian22 on Jun 26, 2011 3:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

I agree, but who is stupid enough to bite?

"Good luck, National League managers – I have no idea how you’re supposed to get this guy out." - Dave Cameron on Joey Votto

by Grahamophone on Jun 26, 2011 3:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

It was a gamble

if he is proving that he can’t start, then yeah, we overpayed

by kcgard2 on Jun 26, 2011 3:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yep.

Many shitty teams will consider him a box office draw. Ship him to Seattle for King and Smoak.

by KSE on Jun 26, 2011 3:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

I can't tell if you're trolling Yossi

or just something else

"You said 'walks' twice."
"I like walks."

by Cy Schourek on Jun 26, 2011 3:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

meh

If the Reds are going to make a move they should put their money where their mouth is and make a BIG move instead of settling for #3 guys who will ride the “new league bump.” Of course the Fay makes it sound like the Castellinis are too poor or something.

"Good luck, National League managers – I have no idea how you’re supposed to get this guy out." - Dave Cameron on Joey Votto

by Grahamophone on Jun 26, 2011 3:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

Castellini can fucking blow me, that goddamn rich bastard

he stills the middle and lower class money, he can give us a fucking decent baseball team.

I just don’t think that Cliff Lee is available this year.

Nothing succeeds like failure.

by Yossarian22 on Jun 26, 2011 3:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

Jose Reyes will likely be

"Good luck, National League managers – I have no idea how you’re supposed to get this guy out." - Dave Cameron on Joey Votto

by Grahamophone on Jun 26, 2011 3:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

get him and sign him.

fuck the budget, i want mark cuban. Fire Bob Castillini!

Nothing succeeds like failure.

by Yossarian22 on Jun 26, 2011 3:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

I like Bob, but I wish he'd put his money where his mouth is

"Good luck, National League managers – I have no idea how you’re supposed to get this guy out." - Dave Cameron on Joey Votto

by Grahamophone on Jun 26, 2011 3:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

me too

that fruit guy dont spend a shit on the team

by Mcapeto on Jun 26, 2011 3:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

I would love Mark Cuban though

"Good luck, National League managers – I have no idea how you’re supposed to get this guy out." - Dave Cameron on Joey Votto

by Grahamophone on Jun 26, 2011 3:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

if i were a fucking rich asshole

i would look at sports teams as my toys. I would be like Ted Turner, George Steinbrenner, or Mark Cuban. Why own them otherwise?

Nothing succeeds like failure.

by Yossarian22 on Jun 26, 2011 3:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

Well they are cash cows, ask Drayton McLane

"Good luck, National League managers – I have no idea how you’re supposed to get this guy out." - Dave Cameron on Joey Votto

by Grahamophone on Jun 26, 2011 3:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah, it was equivalent to the top growth stocks of the same period

"Good luck, National League managers – I have no idea how you’re supposed to get this guy out." - Dave Cameron on Joey Votto

by Grahamophone on Jun 26, 2011 3:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

Reds have plenty of excess prospects

I’d hate for the window of opportunity to close shut while the Reds deal for Guthrie

"Good luck, National League managers – I have no idea how you’re supposed to get this guy out." - Dave Cameron on Joey Votto

by Grahamophone on Jun 26, 2011 3:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

Cairo

solid citizen

The mere existence of a flamethrower indicates that somewhere, at some point in time, someone said, "Gee, I wish I could set those people over there on fire, but I'm just not close enough."

by Howie Feltersnatch on Jun 26, 2011 3:26 PM EDT reply actions  

Welsh was really reaching for compliments there

"Good luck, National League managers – I have no idea how you’re supposed to get this guy out." - Dave Cameron on Joey Votto

by Grahamophone on Jun 26, 2011 3:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

got em right where we want em.

The baby under the basket is a very powerful talisman, only to be used in times of great distress.

by johnu1 on Jun 26, 2011 3:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

Hooray!

2 out RBIs

The mere existence of a flamethrower indicates that somewhere, at some point in time, someone said, "Gee, I wish I could set those people over there on fire, but I'm just not close enough."

by Howie Feltersnatch on Jun 26, 2011 3:27 PM EDT reply actions  

Geez, let's get a real beer rally started here

The baby under the basket is a very powerful talisman, only to be used in times of great distress.

by johnu1 on Jun 26, 2011 3:31 PM EDT reply actions  

I don't get it...

Votto is hitting 50+ points higher against LHP’s. Why do manager’s keep bringing them in to face him? Are they all that stuck in baseball tradition?

by jambolyajones on Jun 26, 2011 3:32 PM EDT reply actions  

I guess

maybe they think their lefties are better than others’ lefties? But Rapada’s 7.15 doesn’t make me think so.

"You said 'walks' twice."
"I like walks."

by Cy Schourek on Jun 26, 2011 3:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

Maybe there is a difference when facing a lefty who is a specialist and thus shows a huge platoon split

or something along those lines? Or else, maybe most managers are just as dumb as Dusty…

by kcgard2 on Jun 26, 2011 3:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

I think this may be closer to the truth

I wouldn’t say “dumb” necessarily, but conventional wisdom is pretty powerful

by ams78 on Jun 26, 2011 3:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

Now it shows up as wasting your LOOGY.

where have we seen this before?
Yeah, baseball is stuck in the mud sometimes.

The baby under the basket is a very powerful talisman, only to be used in times of great distress.

by johnu1 on Jun 26, 2011 3:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

guthrie was done anyhow.

The baby under the basket is a very powerful talisman, only to be used in times of great distress.

by johnu1 on Jun 26, 2011 3:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

FREE AGENT FRIDAYS!

with a wings eating contest. Nothing impresses the ladies more than gorging yourself!

Nothing succeeds like failure.

by Yossarian22 on Jun 26, 2011 3:32 PM EDT reply actions  

Rapada

has a 7.15 ERA.

Push that higher, Joey!

 

All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?

by BubbaFan on Jun 26, 2011 3:33 PM EDT reply actions  

and no chin.

"You said 'walks' twice."
"I like walks."

by Cy Schourek on Jun 26, 2011 3:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

we could use a hit here

and Pat Boone can go to hell

The mere existence of a flamethrower indicates that somewhere, at some point in time, someone said, "Gee, I wish I could set those people over there on fire, but I'm just not close enough."

by Howie Feltersnatch on Jun 26, 2011 3:36 PM EDT reply actions  

some old dood who may have been a celebrity at one point

now doing cash for gold commercials that are shown on my TV feed for what seems like every commercial break.

The mere existence of a flamethrower indicates that somewhere, at some point in time, someone said, "Gee, I wish I could set those people over there on fire, but I'm just not close enough."

by Howie Feltersnatch on Jun 26, 2011 3:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

so

They brought in the lefty specialist to walk Votto.

Brilliant!

All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?

by BubbaFan on Jun 26, 2011 3:36 PM EDT reply actions  

Did anyone see the smile Joey flashed after the first pitch

He looked ready to smash.

And you can smash, too, if you come on down to Free Agent Fridays, sponsored by Mynt Martini Lounge

by coviner on Jun 26, 2011 3:36 PM EDT via mobile reply actions  

Me too

Just plain a pure asshole move. Not like he is being “a good friend with tough love” or some shit. Just straight asshole

by kcgard2 on Jun 26, 2011 3:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

I'm not an expert in ripping propane tanks out...

but that doesn’t seem like a safe thing either.

by KSE on Jun 26, 2011 3:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

I wish there was a Lefty Pinch hitter here for Gomes

To bad we don’t have one. I take it Bruce is not available.

"At the very end, somebody took a dump right where I stood in the dugout every day." Dusty Baker

by featherman on Jun 26, 2011 3:37 PM EDT reply actions  

Dusty has to show confidence in Gomes!

All together now, We Want Sweet!

Nothing succeeds like failure.

by Yossarian22 on Jun 26, 2011 3:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

YAY!

Nothing succeeds like failure.

by Yossarian22 on Jun 26, 2011 3:39 PM EDT reply actions  

Say, Buck ... manage to your strengths.

The baby under the basket is a very powerful talisman, only to be used in times of great distress.

by johnu1 on Jun 26, 2011 3:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

SOFT WALK

"You said 'walks' twice."
"I like walks."

by Cy Schourek on Jun 26, 2011 3:40 PM EDT reply actions  

Hooray!

TWO OUT RBIs

The mere existence of a flamethrower indicates that somewhere, at some point in time, someone said, "Gee, I wish I could set those people over there on fire, but I'm just not close enough."

by Howie Feltersnatch on Jun 26, 2011 3:40 PM EDT reply actions  

More rally beers

The baby under the basket is a very powerful talisman, only to be used in times of great distress.

by johnu1 on Jun 26, 2011 3:40 PM EDT reply actions  

I think its working

Let a man come in and do the Popcorn.

by -ManBearPig on Jun 26, 2011 3:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

I was at the Colorado Beerfest yesterday in Fort Collins

they had more beer than that.

"You said 'walks' twice."
"I like walks."

by Cy Schourek on Jun 26, 2011 3:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

This picture was edited to meet RR standards for size

Imagine what it looks like uncropped.

The baby under the basket is a very powerful talisman, only to be used in times of great distress.

by johnu1 on Jun 26, 2011 3:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

YAY FRED LEWIS!

Nothing succeeds like failure.

by Yossarian22 on Jun 26, 2011 3:42 PM EDT reply actions  

HOORAY!

TWO OUT RBIS

/DAMN THAT WAS CLOSE

The mere existence of a flamethrower indicates that somewhere, at some point in time, someone said, "Gee, I wish I could set those people over there on fire, but I'm just not close enough."

by Howie Feltersnatch on Jun 26, 2011 3:42 PM EDT reply actions  

man, it's fun playing bad teams.

"You said 'walks' twice."
"I like walks."

by Cy Schourek on Jun 26, 2011 3:43 PM EDT reply actions  

all I can say is..

the ump said it wasn’t

The mere existence of a flamethrower indicates that somewhere, at some point in time, someone said, "Gee, I wish I could set those people over there on fire, but I'm just not close enough."

by Howie Feltersnatch on Jun 26, 2011 3:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

I'll take BB power

"Good luck, National League managers – I have no idea how you’re supposed to get this guy out." - Dave Cameron on Joey Votto

by Grahamophone on Jun 26, 2011 3:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

Over/under on Stubbs striking out?

The baby under the basket is a very powerful talisman, only to be used in times of great distress.

by johnu1 on Jun 26, 2011 3:43 PM EDT reply actions  

A strike out would have been more excusable there

"Good luck, National League managers – I have no idea how you’re supposed to get this guy out." - Dave Cameron on Joey Votto

by Grahamophone on Jun 26, 2011 3:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

DAMMIT

NO BIG HIT

The mere existence of a flamethrower indicates that somewhere, at some point in time, someone said, "Gee, I wish I could set those people over there on fire, but I'm just not close enough."

by Howie Feltersnatch on Jun 26, 2011 3:44 PM EDT reply actions  

God damnit Stubbs

when he walks two batters in a row, and you are up 1-0 in the count YOU DON’T FUCKING SWING!!!!

Nothing succeeds like failure.

by Yossarian22 on Jun 26, 2011 3:44 PM EDT reply actions  

Rally killer

"At the very end, somebody took a dump right where I stood in the dugout every day." Dusty Baker

by featherman on Jun 26, 2011 3:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

Horrible at-bat

I hope somebody goes over game film with these young guys and tells them to NOT FUCKING DO STUPID SHIT!!

The season doesn't start until the Cincinnati Reds take the field! Reclaim The Opener!!

by TheC on Jun 26, 2011 3:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

i don't think that would help much

it probably wouldn’t be good for your players to be benched every time they make a stupid mental mistake.

Nothing succeeds like failure.

by Yossarian22 on Jun 26, 2011 3:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

Stubbs needs a different batting coach

because that AB was his typical MO. He needs a whole new approach if he wants to be a better hitter

by kcgard2 on Jun 26, 2011 3:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

but Dusty won't

he likes that aggression at the plate

"Good luck, National League managers – I have no idea how you’re supposed to get this guy out." - Dave Cameron on Joey Votto

by Grahamophone on Jun 26, 2011 3:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

Why swing?

Johnson can’t throw a strike

"Good luck, National League managers – I have no idea how you’re supposed to get this guy out." - Dave Cameron on Joey Votto

by Grahamophone on Jun 26, 2011 3:44 PM EDT reply actions  

Holy cow

Quite the two-out rally there.

All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?

by BubbaFan on Jun 26, 2011 3:44 PM EDT reply actions  

really?

Who? Why?

All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?

by BubbaFan on Jun 26, 2011 3:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

Couple innings ago, McDonald (Pirates pitcher) went way high and inside on Pedroia

Pedroia has not stopped bitching about it. You could read his lips in the dugout later talking about “we should throw at that guy’s fucking head.” Red Sox went high and inside on someone else. Both benches have been warned.

by ams78 on Jun 26, 2011 3:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

Rays and Yanks brawled a few years back

They were upset that Cervelli’s wrist was broken in a collision at the plate in a spring training game.

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by BubbaFan on Jun 26, 2011 3:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

gotcha, thanks

I like the “up and coming team has to fight an AL East power” meme.

"You said 'walks' twice."
"I like walks."

by Cy Schourek on Jun 26, 2011 3:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

hah

Bet the pitch would have been a strike for anyone else but Pedroia, the sawed-off runt.

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by BubbaFan on Jun 26, 2011 3:53 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

oh, no

Not Arredondo.

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by BubbaFan on Jun 26, 2011 3:45 PM EDT reply actions  

the more of Arredondo I see

the more I recall Ben Weber.

"You said 'walks' twice."
"I like walks."

by Cy Schourek on Jun 26, 2011 3:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

Arredondo has not impressed me at all.

The baby under the basket is a very powerful talisman, only to be used in times of great distress.

by johnu1 on Jun 26, 2011 3:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

Ball 1

Get used to it.

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by TheC on Jun 26, 2011 3:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

First walk of the inning

Why don’t our relievers throw strikes???

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by TheC on Jun 26, 2011 3:48 PM EDT reply actions  

It would be nice if this bullpen would keep it close

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by johnu1 on Jun 26, 2011 3:48 PM EDT reply actions  

Juuuuuuust a bit outside

The mere existence of a flamethrower indicates that somewhere, at some point in time, someone said, "Gee, I wish I could set those people over there on fire, but I'm just not close enough."

by Howie Feltersnatch on Jun 26, 2011 3:51 PM EDT reply actions  

Fuck you 'Dondo

Let a man come in and do the Popcorn.

by -ManBearPig on Jun 26, 2011 3:52 PM EDT reply actions  

Arre-uh-oh

Now the balls aren’t even catchable.

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by TheC on Jun 26, 2011 3:52 PM EDT reply actions  

Folks...

I don’t think this Arrendondo thing is gonna work out well.

by KSE on Jun 26, 2011 3:52 PM EDT reply actions  

Arrendondo sucks

Why is he always the 1st option out of the pen?

by TStew9 on Jun 26, 2011 3:53 PM EDT reply actions  

x

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by Grahamophone on Jun 26, 2011 3:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

Hell yeah, Cairo!

The mere existence of a flamethrower indicates that somewhere, at some point in time, someone said, "Gee, I wish I could set those people over there on fire, but I'm just not close enough."

by Howie Feltersnatch on Jun 26, 2011 3:53 PM EDT reply actions  

If I were an O's fan there

I would have been battling my hardest to get that foul ball

by kcgard2 on Jun 26, 2011 3:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

They did have a right to knock the ball away though

It was clearly in the stands.

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by TheC on Jun 26, 2011 3:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

Upstanding citizen play there.

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by -ManBearPig on Jun 26, 2011 3:53 PM EDT reply actions   1 recs

nice

it’s a rec

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by Howie Feltersnatch on Jun 26, 2011 3:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

Cairo saved his ass

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by TheC on Jun 26, 2011 3:53 PM EDT reply actions  

so far

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by johnu1 on Jun 26, 2011 3:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

poop face

The mere existence of a flamethrower indicates that somewhere, at some point in time, someone said, "Gee, I wish I could set those people over there on fire, but I'm just not close enough."

by Howie Feltersnatch on Jun 26, 2011 3:55 PM EDT reply actions  

Great....

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by TheC on Jun 26, 2011 3:55 PM EDT reply actions  

oh good, first pitch pitch out

save him the effort of starting 1-0.

Nothing succeeds like failure.

by Yossarian22 on Jun 26, 2011 3:56 PM EDT reply actions  

Why do we have to see ArreIdon'tpitch good every fricken day

"At the very end, somebody took a dump right where I stood in the dugout every day." Dusty Baker

by featherman on Jun 26, 2011 3:56 PM EDT reply actions  

It's a shame that

there’s NO ONE in the system they could replace Dondo with.

by KSE on Jun 26, 2011 3:56 PM EDT reply actions  

Fisher sucks.

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by johnu1 on Jun 26, 2011 3:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

other than about 10 days after his abuse in Philly

he has looked pretty solid this year.

I will give you stats, and you will tell me i am just trolling you.

But I actually do like Fisher.

Nothing succeeds like failure.

by Yossarian22 on Jun 26, 2011 3:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

Me too

he hasn’t gotten a fair shot yet, but his minors numbers are very solid

by kcgard2 on Jun 26, 2011 4:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

well he just needs to throw more strikes

he gets plenty of strike outs though, which means he has the stuff to succeed.

Nothing succeeds like failure.

by Yossarian22 on Jun 26, 2011 4:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

I do too.

He’s also a very nice guy that likes quality craft beer.

Let a man come in and do the Popcorn.

by -ManBearPig on Jun 26, 2011 4:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

Leadoff walks

are sweet

Joey Votto is Canadien?

by dcannon5 on Jun 26, 2011 3:58 PM EDT reply actions  

Read my lips

“You got to be fucking kidding me”
- Adam Jones

Joey Votto is Canadien?

by dcannon5 on Jun 26, 2011 3:59 PM EDT reply actions  

It was a strike

But it would not have been a strike during the top of the inning

"At the very end, somebody took a dump right where I stood in the dugout every day." Dusty Baker

by featherman on Jun 26, 2011 4:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

Jones should be tossed for that tantrum.


Where’s Joe West when you need him?

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by -ManBearPig on Jun 26, 2011 4:00 PM EDT reply actions  

nope

Let a man come in and do the Popcorn.

by -ManBearPig on Jun 26, 2011 4:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

thought the o's announcers said he was

must’ve just been saying he needed to be careful or he might

by pack_fan on Jun 26, 2011 4:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

actually i am really surprised that he wasn't ejected

i would eject a batter for slamming his equipment in response to my call. It would be automatic.

Nothing succeeds like failure.

by Yossarian22 on Jun 26, 2011 4:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

"talk about slow!"

…and you’re talking about Hernandez.

Davis shoulda let Hardy get that.

"You said 'walks' twice."
"I like walks."

by Cy Schourek on Jun 26, 2011 4:02 PM EDT reply actions  

some guy just shouted

“that’s a strike, come on ref, or ump whatever you are”

Nothing succeeds like failure.

by Yossarian22 on Jun 26, 2011 4:04 PM EDT reply actions  

heard that too

that guy should be ejected

Joey Votto is Canadien?

by dcannon5 on Jun 26, 2011 4:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

Tough break there

Let a man come in and do the Popcorn.

by -ManBearPig on Jun 26, 2011 4:06 PM EDT reply actions  

mmm...sandwiches...

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by -ManBearPig on Jun 26, 2011 4:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah

I never caught the name of the other color guy next to Welsh. Who is that man? He’s been refreshing this series

The mere existence of a flamethrower indicates that somewhere, at some point in time, someone said, "Gee, I wish I could set those people over there on fire, but I'm just not close enough."

by Howie Feltersnatch on Jun 26, 2011 4:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

Kelsh

Let a man come in and do the Popcorn.

by -ManBearPig on Jun 26, 2011 4:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

kelch*

Nothing succeeds like failure.

by Yossarian22 on Jun 26, 2011 4:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

Really Justin?

You are correcting my spelling?

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by -ManBearPig on Jun 26, 2011 4:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

thanks fellers

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by Howie Feltersnatch on Jun 26, 2011 4:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

Kelch+Welsh is my favorite combo

"Good luck, National League managers – I have no idea how you’re supposed to get this guy out." - Dave Cameron on Joey Votto

by Grahamophone on Jun 26, 2011 4:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

I think Kelch is a little dry

but they stay on topic and have decent things to say. Welsh with anyone but thom or Cowboy is alright, though.

by kcgard2 on Jun 26, 2011 4:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

Exactly, he's not Vin Scully or anything, but he sticks to the game and isn't a complete homer or idiot

"Good luck, National League managers – I have no idea how you’re supposed to get this guy out." - Dave Cameron on Joey Votto

by Grahamophone on Jun 26, 2011 4:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

well shit

The mere existence of a flamethrower indicates that somewhere, at some point in time, someone said, "Gee, I wish I could set those people over there on fire, but I'm just not close enough."

by Howie Feltersnatch on Jun 26, 2011 4:08 PM EDT reply actions  

Not as offensive as how fat and ugly

the guy singing it is. Thanks for dressing up for this, dick wad

by KSE on Jun 26, 2011 4:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

seriously

i mean unless you are fucking famous and not dressing up is your thing, at least wear a god damned polo shirt and khakis

Nothing succeeds like failure.

by Yossarian22 on Jun 26, 2011 4:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

There had to be

I don’t really care about the jeans and T. But there was so much going on cryptically with that shirt that it was highly distracting and I am just scratching my head trying to figure this shit out.

by kcgard2 on Jun 26, 2011 4:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

who's pitching?

Is it still Arredondo?

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by BubbaFan on Jun 26, 2011 4:10 PM EDT reply actions  

we will find out

Nothing succeeds like failure.

by Yossarian22 on Jun 26, 2011 4:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

Mr. Pitchy

"You said 'walks' twice."
"I like walks."

by Cy Schourek on Jun 26, 2011 4:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

Where did this nickname come from?

"Good luck, National League managers – I have no idea how you’re supposed to get this guy out." - Dave Cameron on Joey Votto

by Grahamophone on Jun 26, 2011 4:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

Mr. Voley

"You said 'walks' twice."
"I like walks."

by Cy Schourek on Jun 26, 2011 4:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

Is it just a play on Bitchy?

"Good luck, National League managers – I have no idea how you’re supposed to get this guy out." - Dave Cameron on Joey Votto

by Grahamophone on Jun 26, 2011 4:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

no,

its much less deep than that.

"You said 'walks' twice."
"I like walks."

by Cy Schourek on Jun 26, 2011 4:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

just that he pitches?

"Good luck, National League managers – I have no idea how you’re supposed to get this guy out." - Dave Cameron on Joey Votto

by Grahamophone on Jun 26, 2011 4:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

bingo.

"You said 'walks' twice."
"I like walks."

by Cy Schourek on Jun 26, 2011 4:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

color me disappointed

"Good luck, National League managers – I have no idea how you’re supposed to get this guy out." - Dave Cameron on Joey Votto

by Grahamophone on Jun 26, 2011 4:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

it's Chapman!

Guess we’ll see if yesterday was for real or not.

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by BubbaFan on Jun 26, 2011 4:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

Good.

If he’s going to be a closer, he needs to be used to pitching two (or even three) days in a row.

by MatthewH on Jun 26, 2011 4:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

Vlad swings at anything.

I like it.

Let a man come in and do the Popcorn.

by -ManBearPig on Jun 26, 2011 4:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

See...

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by -ManBearPig on Jun 26, 2011 4:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

Vlad ought to take his last paycheck and call it a career.

The baby under the basket is a very powerful talisman, only to be used in times of great distress.

by johnu1 on Jun 26, 2011 4:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

only one of those pitches looked like a strike

But Vlad swung at ’em.

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by BubbaFan on Jun 26, 2011 4:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

Luke Scott

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by -ManBearPig on Jun 26, 2011 4:17 PM EDT reply actions  

Unless he was running for president

No one took Luke Scott’s job.

Except for baseball players from various nations that might be better.

So maybe they could take his job in the future . . .

Damn – they took his job . . .

"This is the St. Louis Cardinals we're talking about. They suck. Screw them. With a shovel. The sharp metal end. And then set them on fire." - crolfer

by rorschach1979 on Jun 26, 2011 4:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

???

what do arabs have to do with it?

Nothing succeeds like failure.

by Yossarian22 on Jun 26, 2011 4:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

sigh

is that Chappys first major league HR given up?

The mere existence of a flamethrower indicates that somewhere, at some point in time, someone said, "Gee, I wish I could set those people over there on fire, but I'm just not close enough."

by Howie Feltersnatch on Jun 26, 2011 4:18 PM EDT reply actions  

according to Kelch

yes

The mere existence of a flamethrower indicates that somewhere, at some point in time, someone said, "Gee, I wish I could set those people over there on fire, but I'm just not close enough."

by Howie Feltersnatch on Jun 26, 2011 4:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

indeed

Let a man come in and do the Popcorn.

by -ManBearPig on Jun 26, 2011 4:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

or on Joey Votto

if he wasn’t too goddamned vein to wear flip down sun glasses.

Nothing succeeds like failure.

by Yossarian22 on Jun 26, 2011 4:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

Votto may have made a mental error there

but he didn’t toss up a fat pitch. This is on Homer

by Red_Poodle on Jun 26, 2011 9:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

Dondo gave up 1

Chapman gave up 1. Bailey gave up 5.

by kcgard2 on Jun 26, 2011 4:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

ugh

It would have to be Luke Scott.

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by BubbaFan on Jun 26, 2011 4:20 PM EDT reply actions  

way too many HR balls this weekend.

The baby under the basket is a very powerful talisman, only to be used in times of great distress.

by johnu1 on Jun 26, 2011 4:20 PM EDT reply actions  

or an awesome one.

Probably neither. This team never goes in a direction. Just a constant circle.

by KSE on Jun 26, 2011 4:21 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

the 2011 Reds: a porno parody

"Good luck, National League managers – I have no idea how you’re supposed to get this guy out." - Dave Cameron on Joey Votto

by Grahamophone on Jun 26, 2011 4:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

starring ron jeremy as corky miller

"Good luck, National League managers – I have no idea how you’re supposed to get this guy out." - Dave Cameron on Joey Votto

by Grahamophone on Jun 26, 2011 4:28 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

That's where be break out and retake 1st place.

Its the old rope a dope routine. We got ’em right where we want ’em.

Let a man come in and do the Popcorn.

by -ManBearPig on Jun 26, 2011 4:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

I'm worried about every series

but almost have to agree with KSE. we just spin in circles

/who has the Homer Simpson .gif?

The mere existence of a flamethrower indicates that somewhere, at some point in time, someone said, "Gee, I wish I could set those people over there on fire, but I'm just not close enough."

by Howie Feltersnatch on Jun 26, 2011 4:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

"This is the St. Louis Cardinals we're talking about. They suck. Screw them. With a shovel. The sharp metal end. And then set them on fire." - crolfer

by rorschach1979 on Jun 26, 2011 4:24 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

it's not working for me

"Good luck, National League managers – I have no idea how you’re supposed to get this guy out." - Dave Cameron on Joey Votto

by Grahamophone on Jun 26, 2011 4:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

TWSS

Nothing succeeds like failure.

by Yossarian22 on Jun 26, 2011 4:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

I was just thinking that

Pitches 3,4, and 7 all looked like callable strikes.

"This is the St. Louis Cardinals we're talking about. They suck. Screw them. With a shovel. The sharp metal end. And then set them on fire." - crolfer

by rorschach1979 on Jun 26, 2011 4:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

Felix Pie...mmm...pie...

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by -ManBearPig on Jun 26, 2011 4:26 PM EDT reply actions  

not sure i agree

"Good luck, National League managers – I have no idea how you’re supposed to get this guy out." - Dave Cameron on Joey Votto

by Grahamophone on Jun 26, 2011 4:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

yes

The mere existence of a flamethrower indicates that somewhere, at some point in time, someone said, "Gee, I wish I could set those people over there on fire, but I'm just not close enough."

by Howie Feltersnatch on Jun 26, 2011 4:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

It's the best pie? or you agree with me?

"Good luck, National League managers – I have no idea how you’re supposed to get this guy out." - Dave Cameron on Joey Votto

by Grahamophone on Jun 26, 2011 4:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

no

The mere existence of a flamethrower indicates that somewhere, at some point in time, someone said, "Gee, I wish I could set those people over there on fire, but I'm just not close enough."

by Howie Feltersnatch on Jun 26, 2011 4:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

I like this better than blueberry

"Good luck, National League managers – I have no idea how you’re supposed to get this guy out." - Dave Cameron on Joey Votto

by Grahamophone on Jun 26, 2011 4:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

blueberry is probably 5th on my list

I have pumpkin way higher than most probably would

by pack_fan on Jun 26, 2011 4:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

Pies I have above blueberry

strawberry/rhubarb, boston creme (if that counts), apple, derby, pecan, brownie, tollhouse, chocolate creme, butterscotch creme, coconut creme, maybe banana creme, chess, lemon icebox, jeff davis, silk, probably more

"Good luck, National League managers – I have no idea how you’re supposed to get this guy out." - Dave Cameron on Joey Votto

by Grahamophone on Jun 26, 2011 4:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

oh and pumpkin at the least

"Good luck, National League managers – I have no idea how you’re supposed to get this guy out." - Dave Cameron on Joey Votto

by Grahamophone on Jun 26, 2011 4:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

You are right

now that I see them listed; apple, derby, pecan, and coconut (at least) are better than blueberry. Maybe chess, brownie and silk as well. And there are apparently some flavors I need to try!

by kcgard2 on Jun 26, 2011 4:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

pie is my favorite dessert ahead of ice cream, cookies, and cake

"Good luck, National League managers – I have no idea how you’re supposed to get this guy out." - Dave Cameron on Joey Votto

by Grahamophone on Jun 26, 2011 4:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

Very high up - near ice cream

"Good luck, National League managers – I have no idea how you’re supposed to get this guy out." - Dave Cameron on Joey Votto

by Grahamophone on Jun 27, 2011 1:58 AM EDT up reply actions  

you are not from the south.

"You said 'walks' twice."
"I like walks."

by Cy Schourek on Jun 26, 2011 4:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

Chess pie is killer

Let a man come in and do the Popcorn.

by -ManBearPig on Jun 26, 2011 4:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

sounds like its pretty sugary

therefore I probably wouldn’t like it

by pack_fan on Jun 26, 2011 4:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lemon_ice_box_pie

https://store.hopefaithandgluttony.com/images/images_big/Tollhouse%20Pie%20web.jpg (basically a tollhouse cookie in pie form)

and Jeff Davis pie is like a creamier chess pie – my grandmother makes one. I’m not sure how widely known it is. Or maybe people have changed the name for PC reasons.

"Good luck, National League managers – I have no idea how you’re supposed to get this guy out." - Dave Cameron on Joey Votto

by Grahamophone on Jun 26, 2011 4:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

I forgot about key lime pie

"Good luck, National League managers – I have no idea how you’re supposed to get this guy out." - Dave Cameron on Joey Votto

by Grahamophone on Jun 26, 2011 4:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

gross

Let a man come in and do the Popcorn.

by -ManBearPig on Jun 26, 2011 4:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

boo

"Good luck, National League managers – I have no idea how you’re supposed to get this guy out." - Dave Cameron on Joey Votto

by Grahamophone on Jun 26, 2011 4:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

I don't know if it's better than blueberry pie, but I still like it

"Good luck, National League managers – I have no idea how you’re supposed to get this guy out." - Dave Cameron on Joey Votto

by Grahamophone on Jun 26, 2011 4:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

i never knew either till relocating

and it is good

The mere existence of a flamethrower indicates that somewhere, at some point in time, someone said, "Gee, I wish I could set those people over there on fire, but I'm just not close enough."

by Howie Feltersnatch on Jun 26, 2011 4:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chess_pie

kentucky silk pie –

"Good luck, National League managers – I have no idea how you’re supposed to get this guy out." - Dave Cameron on Joey Votto

by Grahamophone on Jun 26, 2011 4:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

pumpkin is not my favorite

It’s squash pie, fer crissakes. It’s a vegetable, not dessert.

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by BubbaFan on Jun 26, 2011 10:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

apple

hot out of the oven, with vanilla ice cream.

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by BubbaFan on Jun 26, 2011 4:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

awesomeness

I will be making an apple pie in the next day or two, and that’s exactly how it should be eaten

by kcgard2 on Jun 26, 2011 4:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

criminal

"Good luck, National League managers – I have no idea how you’re supposed to get this guy out." - Dave Cameron on Joey Votto

by Grahamophone on Jun 26, 2011 4:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

fucking weirdo

Nothing succeeds like failure.

by Yossarian22 on Jun 26, 2011 4:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

some neverending story looking dog just wandered into my room

I am ok with this.

"You said 'walks' twice."
"I like walks."

by Cy Schourek on Jun 26, 2011 4:27 PM EDT reply actions  

I don't like dogs

with few exceptions

"Good luck, National League managers – I have no idea how you’re supposed to get this guy out." - Dave Cameron on Joey Votto

by Grahamophone on Jun 26, 2011 4:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

we're doing everything but win this. The O's handed this to the Reds.

The baby under the basket is a very powerful talisman, only to be used in times of great distress.

by johnu1 on Jun 26, 2011 4:28 PM EDT reply actions  

Gomes is not good

"At the very end, somebody took a dump right where I stood in the dugout every day." Dusty Baker

by featherman on Jun 26, 2011 4:29 PM EDT reply actions  

Oh did I say that out loud

"At the very end, somebody took a dump right where I stood in the dugout every day." Dusty Baker

by featherman on Jun 26, 2011 4:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

Drew Stubbs

Nothing succeeds like failure.

by Yossarian22 on Jun 26, 2011 4:31 PM EDT reply actions  

Stubbs hitting his way back to AAA

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by johnu1 on Jun 26, 2011 4:31 PM EDT reply actions  

I'm really debating whether or not I should watch the rest of this

"Good luck, National League managers – I have no idea how you’re supposed to get this guy out." - Dave Cameron on Joey Votto

by Grahamophone on Jun 26, 2011 4:31 PM EDT reply actions  

I'm out of here.

If they can’t teach Stubbs how to manage an at-bat better than this, we have no chance.
The man is clueless. What, do they just hope he will get lucky and hit one?

The baby under the basket is a very powerful talisman, only to be used in times of great distress.

by johnu1 on Jun 26, 2011 4:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

You'r going to miss

the 4-run rally

"At the very end, somebody took a dump right where I stood in the dugout every day." Dusty Baker

by featherman on Jun 26, 2011 4:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

c'mon

stick with it. it’s like hanging on to a stock to see it crash, then bring itself right back where it was monetarily. However, we failed to take inflation into account. so we still lose

The mere existence of a flamethrower indicates that somewhere, at some point in time, someone said, "Gee, I wish I could set those people over there on fire, but I'm just not close enough."

by Howie Feltersnatch on Jun 26, 2011 4:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

well, i'm still here

"Good luck, National League managers – I have no idea how you’re supposed to get this guy out." - Dave Cameron on Joey Votto

by Grahamophone on Jun 26, 2011 4:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

see there you go

nice play be Janish

The mere existence of a flamethrower indicates that somewhere, at some point in time, someone said, "Gee, I wish I could set those people over there on fire, but I'm just not close enough."

by Howie Feltersnatch on Jun 26, 2011 4:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

pretty fantastic throw.

"You said 'walks' twice."
"I like walks."

by Cy Schourek on Jun 26, 2011 4:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

Coco?

This isn’t by the book.

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by BubbaFan on Jun 26, 2011 4:36 PM EDT reply actions  

O's won the WS in 1970

and they loved their SS Mark Belanger because of his glove. He hit .218 that year.

by horace clark on Jun 26, 2011 4:38 PM EDT reply actions  

Baseball was different then

NOBODY had a MI who could hit for shit. Everyone just sort of agreed that that’s the way it should be. And BA was the king of stats.

by kcgard2 on Jun 26, 2011 4:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

girgle, girgle

The mere existence of a flamethrower indicates that somewhere, at some point in time, someone said, "Gee, I wish I could set those people over there on fire, but I'm just not close enough."

by Howie Feltersnatch on Jun 26, 2011 4:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

Slyde laid out the "votto hasn't hit an infield fly in two years" line to chris

"Good luck, National League managers – I have no idea how you’re supposed to get this guy out." - Dave Cameron on Joey Votto

by Grahamophone on Jun 26, 2011 4:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

The glasses wearing dipshit is coming to the mound.

This isn’t over yet.

Let a man come in and do the Popcorn.

by -ManBearPig on Jun 26, 2011 4:40 PM EDT reply actions  

oh kay kids

Coco hasn’t had a win in a while…HERE WE GO!

The mere existence of a flamethrower indicates that somewhere, at some point in time, someone said, "Gee, I wish I could set those people over there on fire, but I'm just not close enough."

by Howie Feltersnatch on Jun 26, 2011 4:40 PM EDT reply actions  

well, that's a nice start.

"You said 'walks' twice."
"I like walks."

by Cy Schourek on Jun 26, 2011 4:42 PM EDT reply actions  

Why are they booing Rolen?

Let a man come in and do the Popcorn.

by -ManBearPig on Jun 26, 2011 4:44 PM EDT reply actions  

I think they may be booing the ump

they’ve been doing that a lot in this series

by kcgard2 on Jun 26, 2011 4:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

also what I was thinking

The mere existence of a flamethrower indicates that somewhere, at some point in time, someone said, "Gee, I wish I could set those people over there on fire, but I'm just not close enough."

by Howie Feltersnatch on Jun 26, 2011 4:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

in that case, ?

it’s not like we’re down 5 and fouling every time the ball is inbounded

The mere existence of a flamethrower indicates that somewhere, at some point in time, someone said, "Gee, I wish I could set those people over there on fire, but I'm just not close enough."

by Howie Feltersnatch on Jun 26, 2011 4:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

I wondered that, too. It definitely happened.

Maybe some wandering Phillies fans? I saw a few at the game. Orioles fans also just enjoy booing, though.

by the finest muffins on Jun 26, 2011 10:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

so if the Reds manage to tie it up

who comes in to pitch? Logan? LeCure?

"You said 'walks' twice."
"I like walks."

by Cy Schourek on Jun 26, 2011 4:47 PM EDT reply actions  

nevermind.

"You said 'walks' twice."
"I like walks."

by Cy Schourek on Jun 26, 2011 4:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

irrelevant!

"Good luck, National League managers – I have no idea how you’re supposed to get this guy out." - Dave Cameron on Joey Votto

by Grahamophone on Jun 26, 2011 4:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

Well this series ... wasn't fun

"Good luck, National League managers – I have no idea how you’re supposed to get this guy out." - Dave Cameron on Joey Votto

by Grahamophone on Jun 26, 2011 4:48 PM EDT reply actions  

that sound right

winning and smiling

The mere existence of a flamethrower indicates that somewhere, at some point in time, someone said, "Gee, I wish I could set those people over there on fire, but I'm just not close enough."

by Howie Feltersnatch on Jun 26, 2011 4:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

Fuck IL play and fuck Bud Selig.

I’m out.

Let a man come in and do the Popcorn.

by -ManBearPig on Jun 26, 2011 4:48 PM EDT reply actions  

nearer my god to thee

nearer to thee.

Nothing succeeds like failure.

by Yossarian22 on Jun 26, 2011 4:49 PM EDT reply actions  

Panicking are we?

"Good luck, National League managers – I have no idea how you’re supposed to get this guy out." - Dave Cameron on Joey Votto

by Grahamophone on Jun 26, 2011 4:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

no, panicking is acting foolishly without cause

plenty of reasons to believe this team is fucked.

Nothing succeeds like failure.

by Yossarian22 on Jun 26, 2011 4:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

What a terrible name for a series about baseball legends

"Good luck, National League managers – I have no idea how you’re supposed to get this guy out." - Dave Cameron on Joey Votto

by Grahamophone on Jun 26, 2011 4:50 PM EDT reply actions  

Brewers on track to loving today

Reds and St.L go down (shut out again)
Pirates in their last AB in the 9th, down 2

The mere existence of a flamethrower indicates that somewhere, at some point in time, someone said, "Gee, I wish I could set those people over there on fire, but I'm just not close enough."

by Howie Feltersnatch on Jun 26, 2011 4:51 PM EDT reply actions  

Later everybody, enjoy the rest of your Sunday

"Good luck, National League managers – I have no idea how you’re supposed to get this guy out." - Dave Cameron on Joey Votto

by Grahamophone on Jun 26, 2011 4:52 PM EDT reply actions  

will try

later

The mere existence of a flamethrower indicates that somewhere, at some point in time, someone said, "Gee, I wish I could set those people over there on fire, but I'm just not close enough."

by Howie Feltersnatch on Jun 26, 2011 4:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

The Reds lost the series, but they outscored Baltimore 19-17 in the series.

So, there’s 19 more runs to add onto the “runs scored” total for the season.
Whoop-dee-fuck.

by Im_a_fun_haver on Jun 26, 2011 4:54 PM EDT reply actions  

Which means nothing

because the games they actually lose…they actually count as losses.

by KSE on Jun 26, 2011 4:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

if you take our runs scored and runs against and average it out

the team should be 43-36. I don’t read too much into it personally, but some would say that means the Reds have been unlucky so far.

by pack_fan on Jun 26, 2011 5:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

or some would read

that the Reds score a bunch of runs in games when they’re already winning, and in games that are tight, they clinch up and leave an ungodly amount of runners on, losing by 1.

No problem, fuckweasel! - jch24

by Kevin Mitchell is Batman on Jun 26, 2011 7:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

And this is exactly why

win one game of the series 11-4, and lose the rest 6-3.

by kcgard2 on Jun 26, 2011 8:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

Matt Belisle

has a 2.52 ERA for the Rockies.

And C-Dick is batting .294 for the Yanks.

All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?

by BubbaFan on Jun 26, 2011 5:02 PM EDT reply actions  

I don't know why the Reds just let Belisle walk away

he was useful in relief before he failed as a starter. Walt just keeps showing he isn’t very good.

Nothing succeeds like failure.

by Yossarian22 on Jun 26, 2011 5:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

chris w states the obvious

that the AL is superior to the NL. Reds might get one in Tampa, but no more.

by horace clark on Jun 26, 2011 5:03 PM EDT reply actions  

Well...

The Twins were playing pretty well until this weekend, but yeah, they were pretty lifeless in that series. But the Brewers have played the Rays, Red Sox (on the road), and they’ve got the Yankees on the road coming up next before heading to Minnesota. By opponent records, the Brewers have the toughest interleague schedule of any NL team. So, there is that.

by Ted Simmons Speed Camp on Jun 26, 2011 7:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

Washington's ownership on Davey Johnson

“This is a guy who was employing sabermetrics before there were even sabermatricians.” And we have a moron who reads the toothpicks before making a decision. FUCK.

Nothing succeeds like failure.

by Yossarian22 on Jun 26, 2011 5:05 PM EDT reply actions  

Was listening to Ken Broo

last Sunday and he was talking about Stubbs, and he cautioned that the fans “don’t be duped by the statistics”. Classic. That’s like a defense attorney telling the juty, “Don’t be duped by the truth”. Hilarious.

by horace clark on Jun 26, 2011 5:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

His numbers are quite good

Coming into the game today he was still wOBAing .340 with plus defense and baserunning.

"Good luck, National League managers – I have no idea how you’re supposed to get this guy out." - Dave Cameron on Joey Votto

by Grahamophone on Jun 26, 2011 7:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

Gray's looking at apartments, duh

"Good luck, National League managers – I have no idea how you’re supposed to get this guy out." - Dave Cameron on Joey Votto

by Grahamophone on Jun 26, 2011 7:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

I don't know, I was just kidding ya

"Good luck, National League managers – I have no idea how you’re supposed to get this guy out." - Dave Cameron on Joey Votto

by Grahamophone on Jun 26, 2011 7:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

i know, i know.

just joking.

Like anyone would want to write a recap of another disappointing interleague series anyway.

This entire game was just “bleh.”

No problem, fuckweasel! - jch24

by Kevin Mitchell is Batman on Jun 26, 2011 7:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

That's for sure

"Good luck, National League managers – I have no idea how you’re supposed to get this guy out." - Dave Cameron on Joey Votto

by Grahamophone on Jun 26, 2011 7:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

Bats lost tonight, too

Cozart was 0 for 4, the bum.

Hermida did hit a double. Mesoraco had 2 RBI. Sappelt was 1 for 2 with 2 walks. (Send down Stubbs! Call up Sap!)

All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?

by BubbaFan on Jun 26, 2011 9:02 PM EDT reply actions  

Grady Sizemore dropped a can of corn

He sucks!

According to teh Fay, Dusty thinks they’ve just been unlucky.

The Reds are one game over .500 (40-39) and have one series win in their last five. The plan?

"You got to keep treading water until you swim until you start swimming," Reds manager Dusty Baker said. "It’s not through lack of effort. We’re in every ballgame. We’re so close to taking off. You just feel it. We’re one hit away, one play away, one something away. If you keep putting pressure like we have been, something’s going to break."

Fay now thinks the Reds aren’t gonna make any moves.

It sounds like the Reds will try to turn it around with the current roster. Baker bristled at the mention of a personnel change.

"I’m not going to answer that," Baker said. "It seems like everyone knows what we need. Let them keep saying that."

Given Fay’s track record, that probably means callups tomorrow!

All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?

by BubbaFan on Jun 26, 2011 9:36 PM EDT reply actions  

that is one of the worst things about this season so far

 being in all of these games makes losing them more painful. I think Dusty is right, actually, I think this team has at least one good run in it. I am not hopeful for the division, but I’d like to see us compete the whole season through

by Red_Poodle on Jun 26, 2011 9:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

we're FOUR games out - that's all

"Good luck, National League managers – I have no idea how you’re supposed to get this guy out." - Dave Cameron on Joey Votto

by Grahamophone on Jun 27, 2011 2:00 AM EDT up reply actions  

we are chasing the goddamned pirates

I'm going to start my own Reds blog with blackjack and hookers, in fact forget the blog.

by justin007000 on Jun 27, 2011 9:28 AM EDT via mobile up reply actions  

but the Pirates are good this year

They won 2 out of 3 against the Red Sox, who had been kicking major butt until they ran into the Bucs buzzsaw.

All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?

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