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2011 NBA Draft Open Thread


It's time once again for one of my favorite annual threads on Red Reporter!  That's right, it's time for the NBA Draft!  In the past these threads have produced lots of discussion, lots of good jokes & lots of trolling!  Let's hope tonight is no different!

 

It seems to be a foregone conclusion that Kyrie Irving is going to go #1 to the Cleveland Cavaliers, but after that not much is certain.  Will the Cavs take a big man at #4 or trade away that pick?  The Internet has been going crazy with trade rumors & there is apparently a 3 team trade that's already been completed.  The Spurs for some reason are trying to trade Tony Parker for a Lottery Pick and it should be entertaining to see how many teams make a huge mistake & pass on the best player in the draft, Enes Kanter.

 

Other notables in the draft include Derrick Williams, Brandon Knight, Kemba Walker, Jimmer Fredette, Marcus Morris, Tobias Harris, Tristan Thompson & a couple of foreign players I've never heard of that apparently can't get out of their oversees contract.

 

Perhaps less notable are DeAndre Liggins, #Jorts, and former Louisville commit Jeremy Tyler. 

 

And, of course, it wouldn't be an NBA draft without several sightings of John Calipari!

 

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via cdn.bleacherreport.net

And because Cleveland is likely to be the story of the draft, Rally Cavs Girl!

 

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via www.nba.com

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Jimmer Fredette will be a bust and should be avoided.

Discuss.

"People don't kill people. Burning oreo packages kill people."

by crolfer on Jun 23, 2011 6:42 PM EDT reply actions  

Not an Adam Morrison-esque bust, but I agree.

But isn’t this a weak draft? He’ll probably be a decent lottery pick (for this group)

by DocRam on Jun 23, 2011 6:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

i'm a spurs fan

i’d like for them to trade far enough into the lottery to get him, but that doesn’t seem to be their intention.

there was some talk of the hawks trading to number 2 to draft him & i wouldn’t hate that.

I guess i’d most like him to play in washington with John Wall

by 'tHan on Jun 23, 2011 6:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

I clicked on this thread just to ask this

I have no idea about this draft because I don’t care about basketball, but the Washington Post Express said that Kanter was a possibility for the Wizards. And between him and John Wall, would that make you any more of a Wizards fan?

by Brendanukkah on Jun 23, 2011 7:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

I think that may be enough to make ME a Wizards fan.

I don’t know a whole lot about Kanter, but from what I read (mostly ‘tHan tweeter links) he got hosed by the NCAA. So I like him and hope he doesn’t end up in Cleveland.

by DocRam on Jun 23, 2011 7:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

Why in God's name did Harrison Barnes stay in school? I don't get it.

"Wait, you think I'm being mean to the pretend orangutan?" -- battlekow

by jch24 on Jun 24, 2011 10:58 AM EDT up reply actions  

What? Are you serious?

More like somewhere between 1.4 and 2.0

"Wait, you think I'm being mean to the pretend orangutan?" -- battlekow

by jch24 on Jun 24, 2011 1:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

yep.

i have no idea why barnes didn’t slap ole roy and declare for the draft the minute he was told that

by 'tHan on Jun 24, 2011 1:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

I can't wait until the Jazz take him 10 picks higher than he should be taken

"Aroldis Chapman is a seven course meal followed by four hours of sex on the table with a nymphomaniac model heiress who owns her own brewery." - jch24

by BK on Jun 23, 2011 6:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

I hate the Jazz

I don’t even know why.

"People don't kill people. Burning oreo packages kill people."

by crolfer on Jun 23, 2011 6:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

They have the 3rd pick

And I think they’ve been trying to trade down, but haven’t had a good offer yet. I have to think that if they don’t get an offer they love they’re going to take him at 3. I can’t fucking wait for this to happen.

"Aroldis Chapman is a seven course meal followed by four hours of sex on the table with a nymphomaniac model heiress who owns her own brewery." - jch24

by BK on Jun 23, 2011 6:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

Agreedified.

"People don't kill people. Burning oreo packages kill people."

by crolfer on Jun 23, 2011 7:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

I dunno.

 I think Sacramento is so desperate to get people to like them that he’ll be gone by then.

by FordhamRam on Jun 23, 2011 7:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

I think he's gone by then

"Aroldis Chapman is a seven course meal followed by four hours of sex on the table with a nymphomaniac model heiress who owns her own brewery." - jch24

by BK on Jun 23, 2011 7:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

I hope the Cavs blow it!

Since Shaq has retired, I am now an NBA-fan free agent. I’m not sure who I am going to root for from this point on. It will not be the Cavs.

by DocRam on Jun 23, 2011 6:43 PM EDT reply actions  

Welcome to my world.

I just kind of follow ex-Mizzou players.

"People don't kill people. Burning oreo packages kill people."

by crolfer on Jun 23, 2011 6:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

I was a Bulls fan...

like every other child of the 90s. But when Shaq came along, I was a Magic fan. Then a Lakers fan. Then a Heat fan. Then a Suns fan. Then he spent a year in Cleveland and I hoped Shaq stayed healthy. Then a Celtics fan.

Now, I need a single team to pull for. The early favorites are the Pacers and Pistons (just because of proximity.)

by DocRam on Jun 23, 2011 6:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

I think Flat Top from Cleveland St. could be a solid sleeper pick.

"People don't kill people. Burning oreo packages kill people."

by crolfer on Jun 23, 2011 6:51 PM EDT reply actions  

Faried from Morehead State will be an excellent value pick at the end of the first round for somebody

"Aroldis Chapman is a seven course meal followed by four hours of sex on the table with a nymphomaniac model heiress who owns her own brewery." - jch24

by BK on Jun 23, 2011 6:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

Good lord, Barry Bonds is still going on trial. This is dumb.

"People don't kill people. Burning oreo packages kill people."

by crolfer on Jun 23, 2011 6:58 PM EDT reply actions  

Josh Hamilton should try wearing sunglasses during day games.

Good lord.

"People don't kill people. Burning oreo packages kill people."

by crolfer on Jun 23, 2011 6:59 PM EDT reply actions   1 recs

America: The Story of Us is on Netflix Streaming

I’m glad that I can learn about American history from Michael Douglas and Donald Trump.

by Brendanukkah on Jun 23, 2011 7:04 PM EDT reply actions  

It's not that good

Quite jingoistic, with a rocking guitar soundtrack accompanying the winter at Valley Forge.

by Brendanukkah on Jun 23, 2011 7:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

I don't really like her very much.

"People don't kill people. Burning oreo packages kill people."

by crolfer on Jun 23, 2011 7:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

I think I've found my calling in life.

Come up with a documentary on some obscure topic and fill it with celebrities discussing it’s importance.

Tonight. Ric Burns presents “The History of the Pterodactyl” featuring: Diane Keaton, Tommy Chong, U2’s The Edge, former Mississippi Governor Haley Barbour, and Bob Boone.

by FordhamRam on Jun 23, 2011 7:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

You should also feature Pterodactyl Porn.

Seriously. Look it up.

"People don't kill people. Burning oreo packages kill people."

by crolfer on Jun 23, 2011 7:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

Now.

"People don't kill people. Burning oreo packages kill people."

by crolfer on Jun 23, 2011 7:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

Also, I really dislike this Gilette add on the side.

I click over there so I’m not cx’ing in the subject line and an ad pops.

by DocRam on Jun 23, 2011 7:05 PM EDT reply actions  

Welcome! I'm thrilled you could make it!

"People don't kill people. Burning oreo packages kill people."

by crolfer on Jun 23, 2011 7:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

Thank you, the pleasure is mine

I hope to engage in conversation and share my thoughts with the group, although I’m not terribly familiar with The National Basketball Association and it’s 2011 draft class. I hope, through a dialog, we can share our thoughts, and hopefully all come out the better for it.

by thevole on Jun 23, 2011 7:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

You are in good company with me then.

I know very little about this Basketball Association of the Nation or this draft class either!

"People don't kill people. Burning oreo packages kill people."

by crolfer on Jun 23, 2011 7:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

Also, good call on The Meters!

While I still don’t fully grasp the metric system (I haven’t ever left American soil or sold drugs, you see), I can still enjoy their music!

by DocRam on Jun 23, 2011 7:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

Thank you for saying so.

My favorite part about The Meters is the funk music they play.

by thevole on Jun 23, 2011 7:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

I may have to give this group a listen to.

I do not believe I’ve heard of them.

"People don't kill people. Burning oreo packages kill people."

by crolfer on Jun 23, 2011 7:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

Three team trade!

Whoa.

"People don't kill people. Burning oreo packages kill people."

by crolfer on Jun 23, 2011 7:06 PM EDT reply actions  

It's to fool people like me.

"People don't kill people. Burning oreo packages kill people."

by crolfer on Jun 23, 2011 7:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

I noticed that actually!

I just thought they were talking about another one… or something.

"People don't kill people. Burning oreo packages kill people."

by crolfer on Jun 23, 2011 7:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

Most ironic comment EVAH.

Also, hi everyone!

Billy Hamilton: Snax
Devin Mesoraco: Snacks

by nycredsfan on Jun 23, 2011 7:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

Hello thevole. I am quite pleased to be in this thread with you.

Also, apparently it’s totally cool to call me names now. FYI.

Billy Hamilton: Snax
Devin Mesoraco: Snacks

by nycredsfan on Jun 23, 2011 7:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

That is indeed a good name

Better than “cock sandwich” or “merciless prick”, which I have also been called on here today.

Billy Hamilton: Snax
Devin Mesoraco: Snacks

by nycredsfan on Jun 23, 2011 7:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

You should do what I do

Not have too many strong opinions about things. Everyone loves ol’ Voley!

by thevole on Jun 23, 2011 7:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

The first one: jch...

the second…hmm, doesn’t seem his style.

by DocRam on Jun 23, 2011 7:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

I did neither, believe it or not

Although I may have called someone a cuntdonkey the other day.

"Wait, you think I'm being mean to the pretend orangutan?" -- battlekow

by jch24 on Jun 24, 2011 11:09 AM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

Somebody called you cock sandwich?

Are you gonna make me read the rest of the site to find that?

"Aroldis Chapman is a seven course meal followed by four hours of sex on the table with a nymphomaniac model heiress who owns her own brewery." - jch24

by BK on Jun 23, 2011 7:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

Spoiler alert:

Cock Sandwich: obc
Merciless Prick: GBSAMBB

Billy Hamilton: Snax
Devin Mesoraco: Snacks

by nycredsfan on Jun 23, 2011 7:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

Not surprised, and acronyms are too damn long these days

"Aroldis Chapman is a seven course meal followed by four hours of sex on the table with a nymphomaniac model heiress who owns her own brewery." - jch24

by BK on Jun 23, 2011 7:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

Hi! Do you think Jimmer is gonna rock?

Or is the jump from the NCAA to the NBA too great?

"People don't kill people. Burning oreo packages kill people."

by crolfer on Jun 23, 2011 7:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

No idea. I know very little about the National Basketball Association.

I’m just upset that this draft class is so weak, because it’s weakness encouraged Darius Morris to declare instead of staying at Michigan for another year.

Billy Hamilton: Snax
Devin Mesoraco: Snacks

by nycredsfan on Jun 23, 2011 7:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

His last name is Morris?

He must be a bum and a thug.

"People don't kill people. Burning oreo packages kill people."

by crolfer on Jun 23, 2011 7:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

'cause, you know, Terrelle Pryor is such a model citizen

Damn, I’m so glad he chose OSU.

Billy Hamilton: Snax
Devin Mesoraco: Snacks

by nycredsfan on Jun 23, 2011 7:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yep. It was a nice decade for you.

This next one? Not so much.

Billy Hamilton: Snax
Devin Mesoraco: Snacks

by nycredsfan on Jun 23, 2011 7:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

I really think they'll be ok.

Not as dominant as the past decade, but I think they’ll still compete in the Big10

by DocRam on Jun 23, 2011 7:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

They'll be decent for the next couple years

But when the complete lack of recruiting that is going to happen over the next few years takes hold, there are going to be some terrible seasons.

Billy Hamilton: Snax
Devin Mesoraco: Snacks

by nycredsfan on Jun 23, 2011 7:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

Do you think it'll be that bad?

Fickell was one of their biggest recruiters. But I really don’t follow that too closely.

by DocRam on Jun 23, 2011 7:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

They've got recruits jumping ship left and right

And when they inevitably lose scholarships and face a bowl ban (which will happen) they’ll have a hard time putting good classes together.

Billy Hamilton: Snax
Devin Mesoraco: Snacks

by nycredsfan on Jun 23, 2011 7:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

I'd rather have watched him tear up Michigan the last few years

than face the shitstorm that is coming to Columbus.

Billy Hamilton: Snax
Devin Mesoraco: Snacks

by nycredsfan on Jun 23, 2011 7:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

I don't call people names

But it’s not going to be pretty.

Billy Hamilton: Snax
Devin Mesoraco: Snacks

by nycredsfan on Jun 23, 2011 7:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

Ha! Michigan did that!

"People don't kill people. Burning oreo packages kill people."

by crolfer on Jun 23, 2011 7:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

So if they only win 5-6 games for the next 5 seasons

you won’t be concerned?

Billy Hamilton: Snax
Devin Mesoraco: Snacks

by nycredsfan on Jun 23, 2011 7:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

I might be

If I thought that would happen.

by Brendanukkah on Jun 23, 2011 7:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

Jim Tressel has made OSU fans very cocky and short sighted

y’all forget how mediocre you were through the entire 90s.

Billy Hamilton: Snax
Devin Mesoraco: Snacks

by nycredsfan on Jun 23, 2011 7:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

True.

be interesting to see how hard they’re actually hit.

by DocRam on Jun 23, 2011 7:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

I've read a significant amount

that says this will be worse than the USC punishment.

Billy Hamilton: Snax
Devin Mesoraco: Snacks

by nycredsfan on Jun 23, 2011 7:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

that's what my browser does

don’t blame me

The ends justify the means

by Highlifeman21 on Jun 26, 2011 7:20 AM EDT up reply actions  

So, why is the NBA only 2 rounds?

I know it’s been like that for quite a while now, but why did they retract it?

by DocRam on Jun 23, 2011 7:11 PM EDT reply actions  

With more international players

Shouldn’t there be more talent?

(Not that teams of 12 need a draft of more than two rounds)

by Brendanukkah on Jun 23, 2011 7:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

I don't think they need more than 2

The second round picks don’t even get guaranteed deals anyway, so finding spots on teams for 2 players is too many for some teams.

"Aroldis Chapman is a seven course meal followed by four hours of sex on the table with a nymphomaniac model heiress who owns her own brewery." - jch24

by BK on Jun 23, 2011 7:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

Really?

Did they change around the time the Raptors and Grizzlies came aboot?

by DocRam on Jun 23, 2011 7:13 PM EDT reply actions  

... Oh my

Two observations.

- Jimmer is a hipster.
- Jimmer is not a musician.

"People don't kill people. Burning oreo packages kill people."

by crolfer on Jun 23, 2011 7:13 PM EDT reply actions  

I am glad to be here in this thread with you, Red Reporters

I had a long day at work, and engaging in a dialog with you all is a marvelous way of decompressing. Thank you. Thank you all.

by thevole on Jun 23, 2011 7:15 PM EDT reply actions  

I interviewed for a new job

It went pretty well, and now I’m wondering if it would be worth leaving my current job. This new one is a contract position, so there are not benefits included. I don’t know what the salary offered is, but I’m trying to get a number in my head of what the salary would be that I would absolutely leave my current job.

by Brendanukkah on Jun 23, 2011 7:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

That's interesting

Is the new job something you’d like doing more than what you’re doing now?

by thevole on Jun 23, 2011 7:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

It would be very similar to what I'm doing now

But it seems a little more buttoned-up and serious of a place to work. They are hosting the President of Liberia tonight, whereas this is about the time of year when Angelina Jolie comes to National Geographic.

by Brendanukkah on Jun 23, 2011 7:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

Visitor Services

Right now, I supervise the museum floor staffers at the National Geographic Museum. At this new job, I would be creating and leading tours and visitor experiences for the U.S. Institute of Peace, and scheduling group visits.

by Brendanukkah on Jun 23, 2011 7:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

Well, I would like to have you live in new york city.

I feel like you and I would be great friends if we spent time together on a more regular basis.

by thevole on Jun 23, 2011 7:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

I'd stick with Jolie.

Liberia’s president isn’t nearly as attractive.

by DocRam on Jun 23, 2011 7:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

Question:

Can I listen to the Bats games online, for free? Or does MiLB have a subscription service?

by DocRam on Jun 23, 2011 7:17 PM EDT reply actions  

Jimmer is a corny sumbitch.

"People don't kill people. Burning oreo packages kill people."

by crolfer on Jun 23, 2011 7:20 PM EDT reply actions  

If it was in the NBA, it would have been a layup.

"People don't kill people. Burning oreo packages kill people."

by crolfer on Jun 23, 2011 7:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

I'll allow it

"Aroldis Chapman is a seven course meal followed by four hours of sex on the table with a nymphomaniac model heiress who owns her own brewery." - jch24

by BK on Jun 23, 2011 7:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

Hey fuckers

I don’t know hardly any of these draft prospects.

"the only place they lost was the scoreboard"

by Ewok on Jun 23, 2011 7:32 PM EDT reply actions  

What a speech! I hope someone throws a tomato.

"People don't kill people. Burning oreo packages kill people."

by crolfer on Jun 23, 2011 7:34 PM EDT reply actions  

No argument here

That was a boneheaded move when we made it, and don’t forget that the Cavs got Baron Davis in that deal too

"Aroldis Chapman is a seven course meal followed by four hours of sex on the table with a nymphomaniac model heiress who owns her own brewery." - jch24

by BK on Jun 23, 2011 7:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

Has anyone watched "game of thrones?"

I think it’s fucking stupid. But a social obligation compels me to watch the second episode of it.

by thevole on Jun 23, 2011 7:37 PM EDT reply actions  

Wait, you didn't like the Cable Guy?

"Aroldis Chapman is a seven course meal followed by four hours of sex on the table with a nymphomaniac model heiress who owns her own brewery." - jch24

by BK on Jun 23, 2011 7:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

For my best friend's birthday

we built a giant bonfire and threw a large box of fireworks into it. Great idea or the greatest idea?

"People don't kill people. Burning oreo packages kill people."

by crolfer on Jun 23, 2011 7:38 PM EDT reply actions  

Cleveland doesn't have much talent

Draft williams

"the only place they lost was the scoreboard"

by Ewok on Jun 23, 2011 7:39 PM EDT reply actions  

Too risky, gotta be Irving

"Aroldis Chapman is a seven course meal followed by four hours of sex on the table with a nymphomaniac model heiress who owns her own brewery." - jch24

by BK on Jun 23, 2011 7:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

Or draft the skinny munchkin

"the only place they lost was the scoreboard"

by Ewok on Jun 23, 2011 7:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

I hope they do

"Aroldis Chapman is a seven course meal followed by four hours of sex on the table with a nymphomaniac model heiress who owns her own brewery." - jch24

by BK on Jun 23, 2011 7:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

I think they're trying to trade it though

"Aroldis Chapman is a seven course meal followed by four hours of sex on the table with a nymphomaniac model heiress who owns her own brewery." - jch24

by BK on Jun 23, 2011 7:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

Tristan Thompson!

HOLY SHIT THAT’S AN AWFUL PICK

"Aroldis Chapman is a seven course meal followed by four hours of sex on the table with a nymphomaniac model heiress who owns her own brewery." - jch24

by BK on Jun 23, 2011 7:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

Seems like he maybe has some upside. Ton of risk though.

"People don't kill people. Burning oreo packages kill people."

by crolfer on Jun 23, 2011 7:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

they did indeed make the worst pick

but it’s not the one i expected!

tristan thompson that high?

cleveland’s front office must be high

by 'tHan on Jun 23, 2011 7:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

Hey BK

Did you see Hugh Jackman at the PHI-SKC game, sporting the Union colors?

by Brendanukkah on Jun 23, 2011 7:59 PM EDT reply actions  

I read about that today

Of all teams… Philly?

"Aroldis Chapman is a seven course meal followed by four hours of sex on the table with a nymphomaniac model heiress who owns her own brewery." - jch24

by BK on Jun 23, 2011 8:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

NBA.com's draft page says...

“Raptors have a history of taking international players.”
Does that mean US players?

by DocRam on Jun 23, 2011 8:00 PM EDT reply actions  

Raps get Valanciunas

Ok then

"Aroldis Chapman is a seven course meal followed by four hours of sex on the table with a nymphomaniac model heiress who owns her own brewery." - jch24

by BK on Jun 23, 2011 8:03 PM EDT reply actions  

he says

“i have not so strong body”

that’s a good thing for a big guy, right?

by 'tHan on Jun 23, 2011 8:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

Best moment of the draft so far

"Aroldis Chapman is a seven course meal followed by four hours of sex on the table with a nymphomaniac model heiress who owns her own brewery." - jch24

by BK on Jun 23, 2011 8:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

Woo! Linas Kleiza sighting! MIZ-ZOU!

"People don't kill people. Burning oreo packages kill people."

by crolfer on Jun 23, 2011 8:05 PM EDT reply actions  

YEAH! GET IT, JAN! DAYUM

"People don't kill people. Burning oreo packages kill people."

by crolfer on Jun 23, 2011 8:07 PM EDT reply actions  

This is the first pick since 3 I've liked

"Aroldis Chapman is a seven course meal followed by four hours of sex on the table with a nymphomaniac model heiress who owns her own brewery." - jch24

by BK on Jun 23, 2011 8:08 PM EDT reply actions  

Haha, I like him. He and Enes are my favorites so far.

"People don't kill people. Burning oreo packages kill people."

by crolfer on Jun 23, 2011 8:09 PM EDT reply actions  

Whaa? Who is this guy?

"People don't kill people. Burning oreo packages kill people."

by crolfer on Jun 23, 2011 8:12 PM EDT reply actions  

They traded up to get Biyombo!

Holy shit!

"Aroldis Chapman is a seven course meal followed by four hours of sex on the table with a nymphomaniac model heiress who owns her own brewery." - jch24

by BK on Jun 23, 2011 8:12 PM EDT reply actions  

AW SNAP

"Aroldis Chapman is a seven course meal followed by four hours of sex on the table with a nymphomaniac model heiress who owns her own brewery." - jch24

by BK on Jun 23, 2011 8:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

Did somebody shoot Knight's dog in the draft room?

Dude looks like he’s about to cry

"Aroldis Chapman is a seven course meal followed by four hours of sex on the table with a nymphomaniac model heiress who owns her own brewery." - jch24

by BK on Jun 23, 2011 8:20 PM EDT reply actions  

Can you blame him? Detroit sucks.

"People don't kill people. Burning oreo packages kill people."

by crolfer on Jun 23, 2011 8:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

His brother needs a douchey nickname too

"People don't kill people. Burning oreo packages kill people."

by crolfer on Jun 23, 2011 8:33 PM EDT reply actions  

DickieV knows what's up!
Big winner of the draft thus far @ UKCoachCalipari as he simply recruits the best by telling kids to watch how Cats players fit NBA system!

by 'tHan on Jun 23, 2011 8:37 PM EDT reply actions  

Ah, I UK guy...

I should at least know the name. But I don’t.

by DocRam on Jun 23, 2011 9:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

I don't know who calls the games for the Bats...

but I love his voice. He kind of…accentuates the letter “L”.

by DocRam on Jun 23, 2011 9:02 PM EDT reply actions  

Who is this guy?

"People don't kill people. Burning oreo packages kill people."

by crolfer on Jun 23, 2011 9:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

I turn to twitter for the answer
Iman Shumpert was a frustrating, bad college player. And now he is the 17th pick over Chris Singleton and Kenneth Faried. Stupid Knicks

by 'tHan on Jun 23, 2011 9:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

I really like Chris Singleton.

I don’t know how he’ll be as a pro, but he was fun to watch at FSU.

by DocRam on Jun 23, 2011 9:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

I remember watching him when X played them

He was very unimpressive

"Aroldis Chapman is a seven course meal followed by four hours of sex on the table with a nymphomaniac model heiress who owns her own brewery." - jch24

by BK on Jun 23, 2011 9:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

The knicks claimed they drafted him for his defense

if that’s the case, they should have taken DeAndre Liggins. Liggins is the best defender in the draft & twice the defender Shumpert is

by 'tHan on Jun 23, 2011 9:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

Tobias Harris is a bad pick

he admitted he wanted to go to a football school so that there wouldn’t be a ton of attention on him.

also, he has questionable conditioning. might be the next oliver miller

by 'tHan on Jun 23, 2011 9:24 PM EDT reply actions  

Cozart.

"People don't kill people. Burning oreo packages kill people."

by crolfer on Jun 23, 2011 9:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

There's the worst pick in the draft

"Aroldis Chapman is a seven course meal followed by four hours of sex on the table with a nymphomaniac model heiress who owns her own brewery." - jch24

by BK on Jun 23, 2011 9:36 PM EDT reply actions  

Oden-esque?

"People don't kill people. Burning oreo packages kill people."

by crolfer on Jun 23, 2011 9:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

nope

but only because there’s not a kevin durant waiting to be picked

by 'tHan on Jun 23, 2011 9:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

This is correct

It’s like not they’re passing up a real impact player in a draft like this, but there are guys on the board like Faried and Singleton that they could use. Faried wouldn’t help that team more than Nolan Smith?

"Aroldis Chapman is a seven course meal followed by four hours of sex on the table with a nymphomaniac model heiress who owns her own brewery." - jch24

by BK on Jun 23, 2011 9:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

i have no clue what houston is trying to do. pile up 35 front court players?
The Rockets and Wolves have agreed to trade J Flynn and Montiejunas to Houston for Brad Miller, 23rd pick and future 1sst, source says

by 'tHan on Jun 23, 2011 9:37 PM EDT reply actions  

I can't believe I'm saying this, great trade for the T-Wolves

"Aroldis Chapman is a seven course meal followed by four hours of sex on the table with a nymphomaniac model heiress who owns her own brewery." - jch24

by BK on Jun 23, 2011 9:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

Eh, they get Jonny Flynn out of Minnesota with Rubio on the way

"Aroldis Chapman is a seven course meal followed by four hours of sex on the table with a nymphomaniac model heiress who owns her own brewery." - jch24

by BK on Jun 23, 2011 9:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

that makes me laugh

remember the draft thread when minnesota took those guys back to back?

seems like we were right

by 'tHan on Jun 23, 2011 9:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

We usually are

"Aroldis Chapman is a seven course meal followed by four hours of sex on the table with a nymphomaniac model heiress who owns her own brewery." - jch24

by BK on Jun 23, 2011 9:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

There's Faried.

I like this guy at this spot. Have no clue what Denver’s team is like after the Carmelo trade, though.

by DocRam on Jun 23, 2011 9:43 PM EDT reply actions  

Faried's gone.

Where’s Flat Top from Cleveland St.?

"People don't kill people. Burning oreo packages kill people."

by crolfer on Jun 23, 2011 9:44 PM EDT reply actions  

Wait

This guy can’t play for 4 more years?

"People don't kill people. Burning oreo packages kill people."

by crolfer on Jun 23, 2011 9:49 PM EDT reply actions  

Dallas should take Flat Top.

"People don't kill people. Burning oreo packages kill people."

by crolfer on Jun 23, 2011 10:02 PM EDT reply actions  

Jordan Hamilton to the champs

That’s a good pick there

"Aroldis Chapman is a seven course meal followed by four hours of sex on the table with a nymphomaniac model heiress who owns her own brewery." - jch24

by BK on Jun 23, 2011 10:03 PM EDT reply actions  

What teams need a PG? Where's Flat Top going?

And mom ganked the tv.

"People don't kill people. Burning oreo packages kill people."

by crolfer on Jun 23, 2011 10:06 PM EDT reply actions  

there ya go crolf

he went to the bulls and i think is getting traded to the t-wolves

by 'tHan on Jun 23, 2011 10:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

There's your boy

Chicago picked him, he’s getting traded to Minnesota

"Aroldis Chapman is a seven course meal followed by four hours of sex on the table with a nymphomaniac model heiress who owns her own brewery." - jch24

by BK on Jun 23, 2011 10:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

What's his name anyway?

I just like his hair from the highlights I saw of him.

"People don't kill people. Burning oreo packages kill people."

by crolfer on Jun 23, 2011 10:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

Norris Cole

"Aroldis Chapman is a seven course meal followed by four hours of sex on the table with a nymphomaniac model heiress who owns her own brewery." - jch24

by BK on Jun 23, 2011 10:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

What're you thinking?

Bertans?

"Aroldis Chapman is a seven course meal followed by four hours of sex on the table with a nymphomaniac model heiress who owns her own brewery." - jch24

by BK on Jun 23, 2011 10:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

I was a round early

Boom bitch

"Aroldis Chapman is a seven course meal followed by four hours of sex on the table with a nymphomaniac model heiress who owns her own brewery." - jch24

by BK on Jun 23, 2011 11:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

Cory Joseph

ehhhhhhhhhh

"Aroldis Chapman is a seven course meal followed by four hours of sex on the table with a nymphomaniac model heiress who owns her own brewery." - jch24

by BK on Jun 23, 2011 10:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

Is Texas the worst team to ever have 3 first round picks?

They’ve gotta be up there, right?

"Aroldis Chapman is a seven course meal followed by four hours of sex on the table with a nymphomaniac model heiress who owns her own brewery." - jch24

by BK on Jun 23, 2011 10:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

yes.

when you say they had 3 first round picks, you should put an asterisk beside it

by 'tHan on Jun 23, 2011 10:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

ok guys

i think it’s time for me to give up for the night

1 more day!

by 'tHan on Jun 23, 2011 10:26 PM EDT reply actions  

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