Game 76 Part 2: Thread, undressed.
by Gray on Jun 22, 2011 8:53 PM EDT
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PrintWell, so far this one is looking a lot better than a 1 BR apartment I saw today.
It rents for $2000 a month, incidentally. And the Reds lead, 4-1.
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Eventually.
Wear something sexy to my funeral.
by Pops Daniels on Jun 22, 2011 8:56 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Cory Wade is a black man's name?
I would never have guessed.
"You said 'walks' twice."
"I like walks."
i thought willie bloomquist was black all the way up until you posted this
and i’ve seen him several times
S'up tHan !
Rick Santorum telling my father [he] doesn't know about torture is like Carrot Top telling Lebron James he doesn't know about basketball." Meghan McCain
That's odd
“Bloomquist” is the whitest name in the league.
by Brian B on Jun 22, 2011 9:02 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions
Wow
Jonny Gomes must be slower than I thought. He was out by a mile. Even though it looked like he got a good jump.
All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?
I dunno
You think it was a hit and run?
All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?
It looked like a hit and run to me.
Gomes’ jump was not good. He took a jogging start like he expected a swing. But Ramon took it right down the middle.
by Brian B on Jun 22, 2011 8:59 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions
Yeah Pops my son and I spent a couple innings on the boat
free food
free booze
nice view
BUT BORING and UGLY
Rick Santorum telling my father [he] doesn't know about torture is like Carrot Top telling Lebron James he doesn't know about basketball." Meghan McCain
Yo Yossie!
Rick Santorum telling my father [he] doesn't know about torture is like Carrot Top telling Lebron James he doesn't know about basketball." Meghan McCain
They really could have done much better with that space.
Seems to be a trend for that entire block in Cincinnati.
2k/mnth?
Where was that?
Bart: "Dad, what's a Muppet?"
Homer: "Well, it's not quite a mop, not quite a puppet, but man... (laughs, then pauses) So, to answer you question, I don't know."
In Arlington, by the Courthouse metro stop.
It was an impressively shitty apartment for that price.
Still not a candidate.
Damn, that's kind of expensive
Have you tried Barton House? I heard it can run 1,400/1,500 for 1br. May be hard to get into though
Bart: "Dad, what's a Muppet?"
Homer: "Well, it's not quite a mop, not quite a puppet, but man... (laughs, then pauses) So, to answer you question, I don't know."
I saw that one while googling today
and read some reviews that said the management company changed over, and the new guys are complete idiots. Still relatively cheap, though. But a waiting list, too? I don’t get it.
Still not a candidate.
I don't pay $1,400/$1,500 per month for my 2,300 sq ft house, yikes
"Wait, you think I'm being mean to the pretend orangutan?" -- battlekow
my share of a nice 3 bedroom apartment in Richmond, VA is $300 a month
and i am walking distance to the art museum, history museum, science museum, a great sandwich grill, and several bars. We have an empty bedroom, come and join us. DC is only 2 hours away on Amtrak!
Nothing succeeds like failure.
DC is only 2 hours away on Amtrak!
New York is only 2 hours from DC on Amtrak too.
by Brian B on Jun 22, 2011 9:07 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions
Wait, what?
On the speed train? Regular train is like 4 hours
Bart: "Dad, what's a Muppet?"
Homer: "Well, it's not quite a mop, not quite a puppet, but man... (laughs, then pauses) So, to answer you question, I don't know."
Ryan Dunn is driving that train
Retractions are for journalists! -Gray
by boobs on Jun 22, 2011 9:10 PM EDT up reply actions 2 recs
Gray, this is a great oppurtunity for you
you would be living with 2 other Reds fans! Just send the check to Rio de Madville.
Nothing succeeds like failure.
Metroliner i took was 2:15.
Maybe it was 2:30. It’s been a while…
by Brian B on Jun 22, 2011 9:12 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions
How long would it take if you walked it?
The baby under the basket is a very powerful talisman, only to be used in times of great distress.
And that's pretty standard for DC.
Precisely why I can’t afford to live alone.
by the finest muffins on Jun 22, 2011 9:02 PM EDT up reply actions
Yeah, at least I saw some better stuff at that price...
but it isn’t like there’s much cheaper.
Still not a candidate.
THere's cheaper...it's just across Route 50 in S. Arlington
You can still take the bus to a metro stop
Bart: "Dad, what's a Muppet?"
Homer: "Well, it's not quite a mop, not quite a puppet, but man... (laughs, then pauses) So, to answer you question, I don't know."
Yeah, I've been stubbornly avoiding looking at places that would involve metrobus rides up to this point...
Still not a candidate.
I hear ya...just know there's a cheaper option and it's really not that bad around here
A lot more people are moving to the area. A good mix of residential/apartments…young scene, draft house, nice restaurants, not as preppy as Clarendon…yet
Bart: "Dad, what's a Muppet?"
Homer: "Well, it's not quite a mop, not quite a puppet, but man... (laughs, then pauses) So, to answer you question, I don't know."
since we had just started talking about Club Dread before the new thread
I’ll grace this one with Penelope!
No problem, fuckweasel! - jch24
by Kevin Mitchell is Batman on Jun 22, 2011 9:01 PM EDT reply actions
Christ on a baby stroller
….Now thee people expect to leave RR and play some game called ;Taboo’
Fuck.
Rick Santorum telling my father [he] doesn't know about torture is like Carrot Top telling Lebron James he doesn't know about basketball." Meghan McCain
sup Mads?
screw those thee!
No problem, fuckweasel! - jch24
by Kevin Mitchell is Batman on Jun 22, 2011 9:03 PM EDT up reply actions
Any boxing fans here?
I’ve recently become involved with the Cincinnati Golden Gloves. Holler at me if you’re interested.
Wear something sexy to my funeral.
well this gets interesting
The mere existence of a flamethrower indicates that somewhere, at some point in time, someone said, "Gee, I wish I could set those people over there on fire, but I'm just not close enough."
by Howie Feltersnatch on Jun 22, 2011 9:06 PM EDT reply actions
ruh-roh
Robbie Cano pinch-hitting.
All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?
LF!
No problem, fuckweasel! - jch24
by Kevin Mitchell is Batman on Jun 22, 2011 9:09 PM EDT up reply actions
Votto, god damnit
PLAY LF FOR SHITS SAKE.
No problem, fuckweasel! - jch24
by Kevin Mitchell is Batman on Jun 22, 2011 9:08 PM EDT reply actions
nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
Niners,Nets,Reds & USC!!!
"We'll be the first really global team in the NBA. For me, being the first foreign owner, I want to do my best to invite all the fans for the team all over the world. I think the NBA is worldwide. But other teams [possess a] more local mentality. We are going to create and to build a global franchise to sell all around the world. I think I have a competitive advantage compared to other owners." - Mikhail Prokhorov
LF!
No problem, fuckweasel! - jch24
by Kevin Mitchell is Batman on Jun 22, 2011 9:09 PM EDT up reply actions
Boy, he sure was bad for the first few years.
Much improved over the last season+, though. Still, a bad bad play.
LF!
No problem, fuckweasel! - jch24
by Kevin Mitchell is Batman on Jun 22, 2011 9:09 PM EDT up reply actions
not dead yet
The mere existence of a flamethrower indicates that somewhere, at some point in time, someone said, "Gee, I wish I could set those people over there on fire, but I'm just not close enough."
by Howie Feltersnatch on Jun 22, 2011 9:11 PM EDT up reply actions
ugh
Cueto gets the error. But I don’t think he was expecting Joey to throw it to first.
All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?
CUETOMATIC!
No problem, fuckweasel! - jch24
by Kevin Mitchell is Batman on Jun 22, 2011 9:10 PM EDT reply actions
Wheeeww
Niners,Nets,Reds & USC!!!
"We'll be the first really global team in the NBA. For me, being the first foreign owner, I want to do my best to invite all the fans for the team all over the world. I think the NBA is worldwide. But other teams [possess a] more local mentality. We are going to create and to build a global franchise to sell all around the world. I think I have a competitive advantage compared to other owners." - Mikhail Prokhorov
That could have been a huge wreck.
Great work, boys.
at least Joey can still catch a goddamn baseball
HELLUVA GAME FOR CUETO, FINISH IT!
Nothing succeeds like failure.
Can Votto just step and throw like a normal human being?
I don’t remember him ever making a throw where he wasn’t off balance.
by Brian B on Jun 22, 2011 9:11 PM EDT via mobile reply actions
Bagwell'd
No problem, fuckweasel! - jch24
by Kevin Mitchell is Batman on Jun 22, 2011 9:13 PM EDT up reply actions
I know!
He makes crazy submarine throws from his knees too that are right on target. Didn’t anyone ever teach him how to throw correctly?
by Brian B on Jun 22, 2011 9:18 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions
flag'd
No problem, fuckweasel! - jch24
by Kevin Mitchell is Batman on Jun 22, 2011 9:14 PM EDT up reply actions
if damage would have happened last inning
it was Votto’s fault. So why should a random person’s puppy be killed?
Nothing succeeds like failure.
got out of the jam
Nice job, Johnny.
All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?
Leake's 102nd pitch was a game winning 2 run HR.
No problem, fuckweasel! - jch24
by Kevin Mitchell is Batman on Jun 22, 2011 9:14 PM EDT up reply actions
and the league has figured him out!
by Brian B on Jun 22, 2011 9:18 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions
I would've looked forward to Cueto throwing a complete game, 140 pitch outing
and having you bitch that Dusty is ruining his arm.
Billy Hamilton: Snax
Devin Mesoraco: Snacks
Dusty lost his balls in Chicago
Nothing succeeds like failure.
by Yossarian22 on Jun 22, 2011 10:26 PM EDT up reply actions
Speaking of, have they made you mod yet?
by Brian B on Jun 22, 2011 9:19 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions
so will Miguel Cairo go to his high school HoF with a Yankees hat or a Reds hat?
"You said 'walks' twice."
"I like walks."
the one time Janish gets a hit, he fucks things up
god he can’t do anything right.
Nothing succeeds like failure.
he got a hit his last at-bat
And scored on Heisey’s home run.
If that’s screwing up, he should screw up more often.
All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?
it's Janish's fault
The mere existence of a flamethrower indicates that somewhere, at some point in time, someone said, "Gee, I wish I could set those people over there on fire, but I'm just not close enough."
by Howie Feltersnatch on Jun 22, 2011 9:18 PM EDT up reply actions
There's just no comeback for this.
Also, the game’s not over yet huckleberry.
by Brian B on Jun 22, 2011 9:21 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions
tHom: "right now he's one of the top 5 pitchers in this league."
when was the last time you could honestly say that about a Reds pitcher?
I mean, SSS considered, I guess Volquez over the first half of ’08, right?
No problem, fuckweasel! - jch24
by Kevin Mitchell is Batman on Jun 22, 2011 9:20 PM EDT reply actions
Ol' man Scotty
Niners,Nets,Reds & USC!!!
"We'll be the first really global team in the NBA. For me, being the first foreign owner, I want to do my best to invite all the fans for the team all over the world. I think the NBA is worldwide. But other teams [possess a] more local mentality. We are going to create and to build a global franchise to sell all around the world. I think I have a competitive advantage compared to other owners." - Mikhail Prokhorov
At what point does Rolen get the Heisey "Only good when he PH's" treatment?
"You said 'walks' twice."
"I like walks."
mmmmm
The mere existence of a flamethrower indicates that somewhere, at some point in time, someone said, "Gee, I wish I could set those people over there on fire, but I'm just not close enough."
by Howie Feltersnatch on Jun 22, 2011 9:22 PM EDT reply actions
double facepalm
Niners,Nets,Reds & USC!!!
"We'll be the first really global team in the NBA. For me, being the first foreign owner, I want to do my best to invite all the fans for the team all over the world. I think the NBA is worldwide. But other teams [possess a] more local mentality. We are going to create and to build a global franchise to sell all around the world. I think I have a competitive advantage compared to other owners." - Mikhail Prokhorov
by Kidd2Petrovic on Jun 22, 2011 9:22 PM EDT up reply actions
FREE ZACK COZART.
No problem, fuckweasel! - jch24
by Kevin Mitchell is Batman on Jun 22, 2011 9:22 PM EDT reply actions
ewww
was the infield pulled in on that play?
The mere existence of a flamethrower indicates that somewhere, at some point in time, someone said, "Gee, I wish I could set those people over there on fire, but I'm just not close enough."
by Howie Feltersnatch on Jun 22, 2011 9:23 PM EDT reply actions
YOU FEEL LIKE I DO?
Still not a candidate.
by Gray on Jun 22, 2011 9:24 PM EDT up reply actions 3 recs
DUE HAST MICH
Retractions are for journalists! -Gray
by boobs on Jun 22, 2011 9:26 PM EDT up reply actions 3 recs
i use to know a girl who called her gynocologist the cookie monster...
Nothing succeeds like failure.
tHan's penis is called "The Vole"?
"People don't kill people. Burning oreo packages kill people."
by crolfer on Jun 22, 2011 9:49 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Make a run south of the border, eh?
Bart: "Dad, what's a Muppet?"
Homer: "Well, it's not quite a mop, not quite a puppet, but man... (laughs, then pauses) So, to answer you question, I don't know."
Paulie
said he thought Votto’s mechanics were out of whack. The bottom half out of synch with the top half, and too much movement.
Then he said Joey looked much better…just before he hit it to left field.
All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?
I was so confused momentarily when I thought you were referring to Janish.
I was all, “Why’s he being interviewed right after making an out?”
by the finest muffins on Jun 22, 2011 9:29 PM EDT up reply actions
LOL
No, I meant Paul O’Neill. Affectionately known as “Paulie” in these parts.
All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?
affectionately known as "traded too soon" in these parts.
No problem, fuckweasel! - jch24
by Kevin Mitchell is Batman on Jun 22, 2011 9:33 PM EDT up reply actions
chris pointed out he had a little bit of a loop in his swing after seeing it in x-mo
which you could see. Got me wondering if that was part of the reason he was struggling
I just put 30 wedding gift boxes on the street for trash pickup
Tis my gift to the new hood
Sarah Palin can see it
Retractions are for journalists! -Gray
by boobs on Jun 22, 2011 9:29 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
get glasses
"Aroldis Chapman is a seven course meal followed by four hours of sex on the table with a nymphomaniac model heiress who owns her own brewery." - jch24
by BK on Jun 22, 2011 9:29 PM EDT up reply actions
Boy it aint call a 7inning stretch for nada
Niners,Nets,Reds & USC!!!
"We'll be the first really global team in the NBA. For me, being the first foreign owner, I want to do my best to invite all the fans for the team all over the world. I think the NBA is worldwide. But other teams [possess a] more local mentality. We are going to create and to build a global franchise to sell all around the world. I think I have a competitive advantage compared to other owners." - Mikhail Prokhorov
by Kidd2Petrovic on Jun 22, 2011 9:28 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs
My massive manly callouses tear the batting tape if I don't wear gloves.
"People don't kill people. Burning oreo packages kill people."
Just take a piss on 'em.
Wear something sexy to my funeral.
by Pops Daniels on Jun 22, 2011 9:37 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
I borrow someone else's bats. They might not appreciate that.
/team player
"People don't kill people. Burning oreo packages kill people."
Demarini's are overrated.
Use a woody. Be that asshole.
Wear something sexy to my funeral.
by Pops Daniels on Jun 22, 2011 9:40 PM EDT up reply actions
Are you fat, old, or an annoying asshole?
If not, then it’s not your game anyway.
Wear something sexy to my funeral.
by Pops Daniels on Jun 22, 2011 9:44 PM EDT up reply actions 3 recs
I'm definitely an annoying asshole.
I post on RR, don’t I?
"People don't kill people. Burning oreo packages kill people."
there's been a lot of great Pops quotes
this one may be my favorite.
"You said 'walks' twice."
"I like walks."
Being great at softball< gold medal at the Special Olympics.
Wear something sexy to my funeral.
by Pops Daniels on Jun 22, 2011 9:50 PM EDT up reply actions
Spoken like someone who can't get to first base.
"People don't kill people. Burning oreo packages kill people."
I can't ask LB about anything.
She’s in theatre boot camp. Iowa sucks.
"People don't kill people. Burning oreo packages kill people."
She won't have the time before mid-August.
"People don't kill people. Burning oreo packages kill people."
what happens at theatre boot camp stays at theatre boot camp
well except for the clap…
Nothing succeeds like failure.
Shit, son.
You have no idea.
Wear something sexy to my funeral.
by Pops Daniels on Jun 22, 2011 9:53 PM EDT up reply actions
One of the guys on my team has a composite and routinely bounces it off the wall.
"People don't kill people. Burning oreo packages kill people."
I think I still have a carbon fiber lacrosse stick floating around
that thing is so 1999 it should practically be covered in Limp Bizkit lyrics.
"You said 'walks' twice."
"I like walks."
You're just jealous because I'd kick your ass and rob any of your hits.
"People don't kill people. Burning oreo packages kill people."
This is a jch level statement
Have you ever kicked an awning?
I was dealing with all kinds of shit today
luckily I came up with a solution and managed to put my finger in the dike.
Retractions are for journalists! -Gray
It's nice when a problem just works itself out.
Wear something sexy to my funeral.
by Pops Daniels on Jun 22, 2011 9:42 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Because Johnny Cueto is good. He may in fact be something you won't let us say.
by the finest muffins on Jun 22, 2011 9:45 PM EDT up reply actions
As soon as you say he is, he won't be.
"People don't kill people. Burning oreo packages kill people."
For the record, I've never said it.
Some of these other ninnies have, though.
by the finest muffins on Jun 22, 2011 9:48 PM EDT up reply actions
we called other pitchers that and they all started sucking. Then we stopped calling them that and they stopped sucking.
Coincidence? I think not.
"People don't kill people. Burning oreo packages kill people."
I think it is clearly a coincidence
I can call a duck a dog all I want, but until I call a dog a dog I won’t be right
Let's not
He kind of sucks.
All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?
twice a day, Bray?
twice a day Bray
The mere existence of a flamethrower indicates that somewhere, at some point in time, someone said, "Gee, I wish I could set those people over there on fire, but I'm just not close enough."
by Howie Feltersnatch on Jun 22, 2011 9:31 PM EDT reply actions
/ravenrileyandahorst?
"People don't kill people. Burning oreo packages kill people."
by crolfer on Jun 22, 2011 9:33 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Reds have 11 hits
Yankees have 2.
All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?
1/(restoftheseries)
No problem, fuckweasel! - jch24
by Kevin Mitchell is Batman on Jun 22, 2011 9:38 PM EDT up reply actions
redemption
The mere existence of a flamethrower indicates that somewhere, at some point in time, someone said, "Gee, I wish I could set those people over there on fire, but I'm just not close enough."
by Howie Feltersnatch on Jun 22, 2011 9:42 PM EDT reply actions
Sup thread
I am about to watch a television show called “game of thrones” with a girl, but I thought I would stop by and Recommend a post by boobs.
I recommend posts by boobs!
Get a doctor to take her picture so we can see her from the inside.
/notascreepybecauseit’ssonglyricsIpromise’d
"People don't kill people. Burning oreo packages kill people."
How is that humble
It’s a full-on brag, my man
by thevole on Jun 22, 2011 9:47 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
And crolfer is better than obc at softball and robs all his action!
"People don't kill people. Burning oreo packages kill people."
s'up B-Cat?
Rick Santorum telling my father [he] doesn't know about torture is like Carrot Top telling Lebron James he doesn't know about basketball." Meghan McCain
i am still on vacation - 5more days
Rick Santorum telling my father [he] doesn't know about torture is like Carrot Top telling Lebron James he doesn't know about basketball." Meghan McCain
I'm watching either the finale or Mexico-Honduras tonight
I don’t know which one. But neither will be with a girl :-(
"You said 'walks' twice."
"I like walks."
speedy Stubby beats out the DP
All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?
hey gang - back from hanging with t 'tween' set
when last i was here it was only 4-1
what happened?
Rick Santorum telling my father [he] doesn't know about torture is like Carrot Top telling Lebron James he doesn't know about basketball." Meghan McCain
that's it?
Rick Santorum telling my father [he] doesn't know about torture is like Carrot Top telling Lebron James he doesn't know about basketball." Meghan McCain
two hits
Of course, it was an AAA pitcher on the mound for the Yanks tonight. 1.14 ERA – for the Lehigh Valley IronPigs.
All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?
I know, only 3 runs scored
I’m sure things would have worked out much better if he grounded into a DP or something.
All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?
yep, Cueto could have finished this game
Janish can’t do anything right.
Nothing succeeds like failure.
and Jannish blows
Rick Santorum telling my father [he] doesn't know about torture is like Carrot Top telling Lebron James he doesn't know about basketball." Meghan McCain
HEISEY'S FUCKIN REDS!!!
No problem, fuckweasel! - jch24
by Kevin Mitchell is Batman on Jun 22, 2011 9:51 PM EDT up reply actions
Think the Yankees are pissed that Stubbs stole in the 8th?
"You said 'walks' twice."
"I like walks."
holy crap
3 homer night for Heisey.
All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?
This is the best day of Heisey's life.
by marshmallow on Jun 22, 2011 9:51 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs
Anything worth doing is worth doing right.
by the finest muffins on Jun 22, 2011 9:52 PM EDT up reply actions
I think the Reds have 10 of the last 11 3-HR games or something.
"You said 'walks' twice."
"I like walks."
shame Gomes home run will keep Heisey out of the line up for the next 7 weeks.
Nothing succeeds like failure.
Hi-Z has been getting goodly share of the OF playing time
and up til now ain’t been spectacular
Rick Santorum telling my father [he] doesn't know about torture is like Carrot Top telling Lebron James he doesn't know about basketball." Meghan McCain
That's good.
Someone this good at baseball should always buckle his seat belt.
by the finest muffins on Jun 22, 2011 9:53 PM EDT up reply actions
Gomes had to explain that a curtain call was in order.
God love the 17th round pick out of tiny Messiah College.
"You said 'walks' twice."
"I like walks."
I doubt he actually had to explain it
But young players aren’t supposed to take curtain calls on their own. They’re supposed to wait until a teammate or coach pushes them out there.
All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?
#SECSPEED is taking over baseball!
Vandy eliminates UNC. SEC now 6-1 in college world series — only loss is Vandy to Florida.
GO DORES!!
No problem, fuckweasel! - jch24
by Kevin Mitchell is Batman on Jun 22, 2011 9:53 PM EDT up reply actions
HELL YES
The mere existence of a flamethrower indicates that somewhere, at some point in time, someone said, "Gee, I wish I could set those people over there on fire, but I'm just not close enough."
by Howie Feltersnatch on Jun 22, 2011 9:57 PM EDT up reply actions
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
"Aroldis Chapman is a seven course meal followed by four hours of sex on the table with a nymphomaniac model heiress who owns her own brewery." - jch24
by BK on Jun 22, 2011 9:53 PM EDT up reply actions
The NIT Championship
is an national title. He’s gonna get that money, money.
if its the NIT championship
he gets 100,000 Zimbabwe Dollars.
"You said 'walks' twice."
"I like walks."
x
"Aroldis Chapman is a seven course meal followed by four hours of sex on the table with a nymphomaniac model heiress who owns her own brewery." - jch24
by BK on Jun 22, 2011 9:57 PM EDT up reply actions
my folks went to Zimbabwe inexplicably a few years ago
I asked for (and received) one of those bills as a gift. I think its $10
"You said 'walks' twice."
"I like walks."
For fuck's sake
Does the Coaches vs. Cancer tourney count?
"Aroldis Chapman is a seven course meal followed by four hours of sex on the table with a nymphomaniac model heiress who owns her own brewery." - jch24
by BK on Jun 22, 2011 9:56 PM EDT up reply actions
my thoughts too
Bart: "Dad, what's a Muppet?"
Homer: "Well, it's not quite a mop, not quite a puppet, but man... (laughs, then pauses) So, to answer you question, I don't know."
i mean UC was barely breathing when he got there
but an extension through 2017 sounds incredibly premature…
Nothing succeeds like failure.
yes
but i think giving him guaranteed money through 2017 is premature. Let him put up a really big year first.
Nothing succeeds like failure.
I agree
/x fan
"Aroldis Chapman is a seven course meal followed by four hours of sex on the table with a nymphomaniac model heiress who owns her own brewery." - jch24
by BK on Jun 22, 2011 9:56 PM EDT up reply actions
Agreed
s’up B
Rick Santorum telling my father [he] doesn't know about torture is like Carrot Top telling Lebron James he doesn't know about basketball." Meghan McCain
What up Mads?
"Aroldis Chapman is a seven course meal followed by four hours of sex on the table with a nymphomaniac model heiress who owns her own brewery." - jch24
by BK on Jun 22, 2011 9:59 PM EDT up reply actions
you da man
Rick Santorum telling my father [he] doesn't know about torture is like Carrot Top telling Lebron James he doesn't know about basketball." Meghan McCain
i respect our differences
xu is a great school. I do like your guys mens tennis team. couple of guys from my h.s. on that team
BRUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
some people lost their virginity on X's campus.
Nothing succeeds like failure.
by Yossarian22 on Jun 22, 2011 10:00 PM EDT up reply actions
I think that's true for every campus.
"People don't kill people. Burning oreo packages kill people."
I bet some students lose their virginity every year on that campus.
"People don't kill people. Burning oreo packages kill people."
which is why she should have gotten an abortion!
Nothing succeeds like failure.
by Yossarian22 on Jun 22, 2011 10:03 PM EDT up reply actions
And somehow I doubt he's the only Horny Mormon.
"People don't kill people. Burning oreo packages kill people."
pervert!
Nothing succeeds like failure.
by Yossarian22 on Jun 22, 2011 10:02 PM EDT up reply actions
S'up Crolfs
are you implying that ………
Rick Santorum telling my father [he] doesn't know about torture is like Carrot Top telling Lebron James he doesn't know about basketball." Meghan McCain
You sly fox you !
Rick Santorum telling my father [he] doesn't know about torture is like Carrot Top telling Lebron James he doesn't know about basketball." Meghan McCain
a 'must red' comment
Rick Santorum telling my father [he] doesn't know about torture is like Carrot Top telling Lebron James he doesn't know about basketball." Meghan McCain
that's must REC
Rick Santorum telling my father [he] doesn't know about torture is like Carrot Top telling Lebron James he doesn't know about basketball." Meghan McCain
are you drunk?
Nothing succeeds like failure.
by Yossarian22 on Jun 22, 2011 10:06 PM EDT up reply actions
well, I fucking hope this puts to bed the "Heisey's better as a PH" argument.
No problem, fuckweasel! - jch24
by Kevin Mitchell is Batman on Jun 22, 2011 9:53 PM EDT reply actions
yeah, exactly
calling him better as a PH was “Too.Soon.”
No problem, fuckweasel! - jch24
by Kevin Mitchell is Batman on Jun 22, 2011 9:55 PM EDT up reply actions
I bet Votto's a pretty swell PH, too.
No problem, fuckweasel! - jch24
by Kevin Mitchell is Batman on Jun 22, 2011 9:56 PM EDT up reply actions
He is when compared to Gomes or EdRent
Rick Santorum telling my father [he] doesn't know about torture is like Carrot Top telling Lebron James he doesn't know about basketball." Meghan McCain
Hell Yeah
by Jack Armstrong started an All Star Game on Jun 22, 2011 9:54 PM EDT via mobile reply actions
Every three-homer game is worth picking up the player for fantasy baseball
Retractions are for journalists! -Gray
I have hin on
one ofmy teams
Rick Santorum telling my father [he] doesn't know about torture is like Carrot Top telling Lebron James he doesn't know about basketball." Meghan McCain
you wouldn't know it, would you?
Nothing succeeds like failure.
by Yossarian22 on Jun 22, 2011 10:02 PM EDT up reply actions
not a bad life
he gets big league pay, meal money, and gets to watch baseball games!
Nothing succeeds like failure.
by Yossarian22 on Jun 22, 2011 10:03 PM EDT up reply actions
Gotta go Heisey
3 HR game has got to get it, especially considering what’s been happening with the offense lately.
It's fun winning the last game of the series
if you’re only gonna win one.
"You said 'walks' twice."
"I like walks."
that is true
Nothing succeeds like failure.
by Yossarian22 on Jun 22, 2011 10:00 PM EDT up reply actions
true
but I’m getting pretty sick of outscoring the other team over the course of 3 games and going 1 and 2 in the process.
No problem, fuckweasel! - jch24
by Kevin Mitchell is Batman on Jun 22, 2011 10:01 PM EDT up reply actions
Is the game over already?
Rick Santorum telling my father [he] doesn't know about torture is like Carrot Top telling Lebron James he doesn't know about basketball." Meghan McCain
So, I just got home - Heisey sucks as a starter, why is he in the lineup?
Or even if I just like such as judged a fish contest that would get me outta the house and in some air.
by RoastBeefKazenzakis on Jun 22, 2011 10:01 PM EDT reply actions
Bearcats can move in and dump Nppert
they’re a big time program now, yknow.
"You said 'walks' twice."
"I like walks."
by Cy Schourek on Jun 22, 2011 10:03 PM EDT up reply actions
fucking HA!
/SEC’d
No problem, fuckweasel! - jch24
by Kevin Mitchell is Batman on Jun 22, 2011 10:04 PM EDT up reply actions
I really wanted uc yto do well last season
Would have hit the bengals in the wallet
by obc1 on Jun 22, 2011 10:04 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
/Kentucky
Bart: "Dad, what's a Muppet?"
Homer: "Well, it's not quite a mop, not quite a puppet, but man... (laughs, then pauses) So, to answer you question, I don't know."
by ChiDa on Jun 22, 2011 10:05 PM EDT up reply actions 2 recs
/OhioState
/Tennessee
/USC
No problem, fuckweasel! - jch24
by Kevin Mitchell is Batman on Jun 22, 2011 10:06 PM EDT up reply actions 2 recs
/UNC
/Florida State
/UCONN
No problem, fuckweasel! - jch24
by Kevin Mitchell is Batman on Jun 22, 2011 10:07 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
/UNLV
/SMU
/Oklahoma
/Indiana
No problem, fuckweasel! - jch24
by Kevin Mitchell is Batman on Jun 22, 2011 10:08 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Yeah, it will be a long time before that stadium is paid off
If the new owners paid the county for the stadium, I’d be all for a move.
Or even if I just like such as judged a fish contest that would get me outta the house and in some air.
by RoastBeefKazenzakis on Jun 22, 2011 10:04 PM EDT up reply actions
is is only 10!
Nothing succeeds like failure.
by Yossarian22 on Jun 22, 2011 10:04 PM EDT up reply actions
Heisey gets pied by Arroyo
All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?
i really don't care about their personal lives...
Nothing succeeds like failure.
by Yossarian22 on Jun 22, 2011 10:07 PM EDT up reply actions
Imagine where they would be with Rick Sweet!?
Nothing succeeds like failure.
by Yossarian22 on Jun 22, 2011 10:07 PM EDT up reply actions
Repeating your opinion on the management situation over and over again
Is not going to
a) get it to actually happen
b) change anyone’s mind
c) actually make the opinion “right”
So why must you go on and on about it?
"This is the St. Louis Cardinals we're talking about. They suck. Screw them. With a shovel. The sharp metal end. And then set them on fire." - crolfer
by rorschach1979 on Jun 22, 2011 10:10 PM EDT up reply actions
I think everyone got destroyed by interleage and/or Phillies.
"You said 'walks' twice."
"I like walks."
by Cy Schourek on Jun 22, 2011 10:07 PM EDT up reply actions
Reds listed at 2 games back at MLB.com
With the Cards still playing their game.
All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?
1 million innings, -1 million runs allowed
Or even if I just like such as judged a fish contest that would get me outta the house and in some air.
by RoastBeefKazenzakis on Jun 22, 2011 10:09 PM EDT up reply actions
Always a pleasure ladies and gents
Remember The Reds will be in the WS his fall!
Rick Santorum telling my father [he] doesn't know about torture is like Carrot Top telling Lebron James he doesn't know about basketball." Meghan McCain
anyone else still think Rolen, Arroyo, or CoCo's contracts are bad?
Vernon Wells this year: .198/.235/.333
Blech!
No problem, fuckweasel! - jch24
by Kevin Mitchell is Batman on Jun 22, 2011 10:10 PM EDT reply actions
There's bad
and then there’s downright retarded. Wells’ contract falls in the latter category. And even he knows it, or at least has admitted that much.
The Blue Jays’ GM should win manager of the year just for unloading it.
"This is the St. Louis Cardinals we're talking about. They suck. Screw them. With a shovel. The sharp metal end. And then set them on fire." - crolfer
by rorschach1979 on Jun 22, 2011 10:12 PM EDT up reply actions
And Alexis Rios's
"You said 'walks' twice."
"I like walks."
by Cy Schourek on Jun 22, 2011 10:13 PM EDT up reply actions
I'd agree with this
If the Wells move wasn’t enough. But it is :)
"This is the St. Louis Cardinals we're talking about. They suck. Screw them. With a shovel. The sharp metal end. And then set them on fire." - crolfer
by rorschach1979 on Jun 22, 2011 10:13 PM EDT up reply actions
Heisey
He’s actually been getting a fair amount of playing time over the past 10 days or so. Gomes banged up, or Dusty actually thinking of making him the starter?
All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?
Dusty said a while back that Heisey deserved his shot
so you had to figure that meant increased playing time.
Michael Kay
said that they asked Dusty why Heisey wasn’t starting more, and Dusty said he wasn’t ready.
All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?
he didn't say
Just blabbering during the game, as is his wont.
All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?
He's also a Yankee
Never trust those people
Bart: "Dad, what's a Muppet?"
Homer: "Well, it's not quite a mop, not quite a puppet, but man... (laughs, then pauses) So, to answer you question, I don't know."
'Berkman couldn't quite get to it'
Commonly said when Cards are on defense…
\unrelated
Yes, those are lovely cocoanuts.
I see teh Fay
thinks Cozart will be with the big club by the time they arrive in Baltimore.
He thinks Renteria will get the DFA to make room.
All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?
Sweet, I'll get to see his first game...hopefully
If he plays Friday
Bart: "Dad, what's a Muppet?"
Homer: "Well, it's not quite a mop, not quite a puppet, but man... (laughs, then pauses) So, to answer you question, I don't know."
I wonder how much is pure speculation
And how much is stuff he’s been told off the record and isn’t allowed to report
Fay doesn't seem to ever guess anything correctly.
I doubt he gets very much off the record.
But I hope he’s right!
Billy Hamilton: Snax
Devin Mesoraco: Snacks
yeah, now that I think about it
A lot of Fay’s predictions have been crap. Even when he did claim insider knowledge. Remember when he said sources told him it was a done deal that Votto and Bailey were being traded for Bedard?
All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?
its up on his blog
he says he gets “the feeling” Cozart might get the call, which could mean an off the record thing like you said
he says
“I don’t know that for sure, but I get that sense.”
Maybe there’s been some off the record talk, but maybe he’s just referring to what Dusty said before tonight’s game: "You’re on thin ice when you’re not scoring. You’re on thin ice when you can’t make one mistake. That’s been the ball game everyday."
All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?
Maybe, but he was referring to Leake there
How it’s tough for a pitcher when his offense isn’t scoring any runs.
Billy Hamilton: Snax
Devin Mesoraco: Snacks
exactly
He seemed to be saying that it makes it really hard on the pitchers when the offense doesn’t score more.
All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?
Yeah, I just don't necessarily read that as him saying
“changes are coming!!!”
Billy Hamilton: Snax
Devin Mesoraco: Snacks
me, neither
But it wouldn’t be the first time Fay’s jumped to conclusions.
But…didn’t someone say earlier that Sheldon said the same thing? That he thought Cozart would be called up soon? Was that a mistake, and they meant Fay, not Sheldon, or did both say it?
All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?
Huh. Maybe Fay isn't full of it
dmoody46 Dylan Moody
by jluckhaupt
According to Marc Amazon, told by a “close source” there’s a good chance Zack Cozart will join the #Reds in Baltimore
.
Billy Hamilton: Snax
Devin Mesoraco: Snacks
Fun!
I’m a numbers geek. What # will Cozart have? Reds.com has him listed as #60 and he wears #7 in Louisville which is taken right now.
That is a great thing to be a geek about.
Seriously, I admire it. That’s very fun.
by Cuetotally Amazing on Jun 23, 2011 12:06 AM EDT up reply actions
I think there's a decent chance he keeps #7
"You said 'walks' twice."
"I like walks."
by Cy Schourek on Jun 23, 2011 12:49 AM EDT up reply actions
I mean, I stayed up until midnight and am completely exhausted
But I posted a tweet on an internet message board before you.
I win!!
Billy Hamilton: Snax
Devin Mesoraco: Snacks
marc amazon apparently heard the same thing from a source
i bet there are certain rr’s that already know if it’s going to happen or not.
I think it’s going to happen. maybe not the dfa, but cozart is coming up.
i couldn't see it, but i would imagine joe morgan was walking around pantsless
much like i am doing now.
who wears pants at night?
Bart: "Dad, what's a Muppet?"
Homer: "Well, it's not quite a mop, not quite a puppet, but man... (laughs, then pauses) So, to answer you question, I don't know."
I thought it was after Bruce's Walk off
when he got called up but it probably was Votto.
It was Joey
"You said 'walks' twice."
"I like walks."
by Cy Schourek on Jun 22, 2011 10:59 PM EDT up reply actions
yeesh
2 outs in the ninth runner on second steals third in the dbacks ryals game. that is never a good idea, can’t believe he went for it.
WTF......
Mlb has a contract w/ a cartoonist
Niners,Nets,Reds & USC!!!
"We'll be the first really global team in the NBA. For me, being the first foreign owner, I want to do my best to invite all the fans for the team all over the world. I think the NBA is worldwide. But other teams [possess a] more local mentality. We are going to create and to build a global franchise to sell all around the world. I think I have a competitive advantage compared to other owners." - Mikhail Prokhorov
by Kidd2Petrovic on Jun 22, 2011 10:54 PM EDT up reply actions
Holy shit, what happened?
I wasn’t able to be here to hear all the toodleoo going on, but what happened? What the hell happened in 3 hours to go from a shitty fucking sad, depressing loss to a resounding win?
"Look at me, Rex Banner. I have a new hat."
from the MLB.com
Manager Dusty Baker said he expected Gordon to paint the bottom part of the strike zone, and the team was instructed to wait him out, holding off until he threw high.“The guys were patient tonight and we didn’t miss pitches, so I’m hoping that this will ignite us,” Baker said. “We’ve got some guys who are still kind of cold, but you get some other guys in there and hopefully some of the big boys will get hot. No finer time than now.”
Sounds like they scouted Gordon, despite his one big league appearance (before this game).
From the Yankees’ side…if they had won last night, they’d have taken over first place in their division. The Reds are the only team the Yankees have a losing record against. And last night was only the third time all season that the Yankees lost by more than 5 runs.
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