RR Jukebox: Walk-up music, Revisited
I've gone to several baseball games recently with a number of people who don't usually go to baseball games - and who also know I'm a nerd - and been asked a question similar to: "Do the players choose that music that plays when they come up to bat?" My answer is usually some variation on: "Quit bugging me Mom, jeez, I'm trying to read about baseball while I'm watching baseball."
Walk-up music is a divisive thing. Most music snobs would dismiss athletes' taste, evidenced by their chosen theme songs, as Philistine. Less opinionated music listeners might just think the song doesn't befit the player or isn't good for getting crowd behind them. The success rate for a walk-up song is probably somewhere south of Jonny Gomes or Paul Janish's batting average [choose your Red Reporter punching bag.] Any two people who are even remotely active consumers of audio can have wildly divergent taste, so the fact that I don't like some of the Reds' walk-up picks is not surprising. And it's far from clear the players, other than Brandon Phillips, invest too much time agonizing over their selections. It's a song they might play while working out or driving to the game. Which is more than adequate justificiation.
Still, I thought it might be a nice little diversion to take another look at the walk-up music for each member of the starting lineup and see if we can crowd-source an alternative song that really suits the player, whether thematically through the lyrics or more tonally through the music (or both). "Alternative" is a loaded word in music, but by that I just mean "one other than the player's actual pick."Let's start with Drew Stubbs
According to Jamie Ramsey's list, Stubbs has been using "Riot" by 3 Days Grace. He may have changed it or put a new one in the rotation recently though.
We'll start by throwing out some suggested alternatives for Stubbs in this thread. I'll put 5-6 of those into a poll, along with the players' actual song, post it separately and see how the vote comes down. From there, we can build a Red Reporter playlist of alternative walk-up music and maybe record a covers album. Or maybe let it fester at the bottom of the left sidebar?
It's the ultimate in Pepsi Generation Next/Millenial dot-com Indulgence! Here's the order of players I'll cover in this feature and their 2011 songs selections. We'll cap the experiment at 15 regulars:
Brandon Phillips: "Forget You" by Cee Lo, "Look at Me Now" by Chris Brown, "I Can't Help It" by T.I., "Hustle Hard" by Ace Hood, "Racks" by YC - need edited version
Joey Votto: "Paint it Black" by The Rolling Stones
Jay Bruce: "6 foot 7 foot" by Lil Wayne
Scott Rolen: "Viva La Vida" by Coldplay
Jonny Gomes: "Paradise City" by Guns N' Roses
Ryan Hanigan "All the Above" by Maino, "The show goes on" by Lupe Fiasco
Ramon Hernandez: "Papa Americano" by Pitbull, "Dandole" (Remix) by Gocho ft. Jowell & Omeg
Paul Janish: "Ain't Going Down till the Sun Comes Up" by Garth Brooks (According to SBNation, a KC outfielder)
Edgar Renteria: Any song by 2Pac (requests to mix it up each time)
Bronson Arroyo: "Forty-Five" by Shinedown
Mike Leake: "Dance to the Music" by Sly and the Family Stone
Travis Wood: "Live Until I Die" by Clay Walker
Johnny Cueto: TBD - Anyone know??
Edinson Volquez: TDB - Anyone know??
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Jonny Gomes, Paul Janish, and Travis Wood have the best walk up songs.
They don’t need an alternative.
Why are you working the permit's desk, and why was that child clubbing your nuggets? ~ Ron Swanson
What about Drew Stubbs?
"OVERCHARGE, v. To ask a higher price than you can get." -Ambrose Bierce
by RijoSaboCaseyWKRP on Jun 16, 2011 5:28 PM EDT up reply actions
You may need to get out more
I have seen this at an (ahem) different blog, and updated a couple of times…complete list.
http://ramsey.mlblogs.com/2011/06/02/updated-reds-at-bat-music/
when people say they love paint it black
i immediately assume it’s because they play rock band.
rock band & guitar hero have ruined a lot of songs for me
I'd like to extend an official welcome to you to Hipsterhood
by Brendanukkah on Jun 17, 2011 9:18 AM EDT up reply actions
Joey Votto needs to walk up to this:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8N2OxuChrRM
No problem, fuckweasel! - jch24
by Kevin Mitchell is Batman on Jun 16, 2011 5:48 PM EDT reply actions 3 recs
yes! there should be a James Brown appreciation night where all the guys come out to some J.B.'s
by NikoliVoltron on Jun 16, 2011 7:32 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Especially considering the whole Cincy connection with King Records
and the original JB’s (Bootsy and Catfish Collins, et al) being from Avondale.
Let a man come in and do the Popcorn.
Teams are always looking for dumb bonding
This is a great idea!
"Red Reporter is respected as a meme-factory" RijoSaboCaseyWKRP
Paint it Black
I’m not a Stones fan, but I do love that song. Big up to Big V.
Also big up to Leake for rocking some classic funk.
The only one that makes me retch is Bronson. Ugh. I know I shouldn’t be surprised he likes terrible music, but I am actually offended by that terrible crap. Gonna have to try to forget about it if I’m gonna continue supporting the Nasty Hook.
A dope trailer is no place for a kitty.
by GlennBraggsSwingAndMissBrokenBat on Jun 16, 2011 6:12 PM EDT reply actions
What about Drew Stubbs?
"OVERCHARGE, v. To ask a higher price than you can get." -Ambrose Bierce
by RijoSaboCaseyWKRP on Jun 16, 2011 6:17 PM EDT up reply actions
[vomits]
Yeah I missed that one the first time around.
Awful, just awful.
A dope trailer is no place for a kitty.
by GlennBraggsSwingAndMissBrokenBat on Jun 16, 2011 6:19 PM EDT up reply actions
Oh, right, I forgot there was a point to this.
Rolen – Old Man River (traditional)
Cairo – Río del Viejo Hombre (tradicional)
A dope trailer is no place for a kitty.
by GlennBraggsSwingAndMissBrokenBat on Jun 16, 2011 6:18 PM EDT reply actions
I think I did a terrible job framing this
I wanted to start with Stubbs so I could put up his poll first. But I’ll definitely file away suggestions you have for anyone else on the list.
"OVERCHARGE, v. To ask a higher price than you can get." -Ambrose Bierce
by RijoSaboCaseyWKRP on Jun 16, 2011 6:22 PM EDT up reply actions
yeah I think a lot of people are confused at what you were asking for here
Drew is also a tough one to start with
3 Days Grace...HORRIBLE
I can’t stand new rock. Shinedown, Avenged Sevenfold, blah blah blah… Least favorite music of the last 50 years. All I can picture is a bunch of meat-heads wearing Affliction t-shirts with the sleeves cut off to show their sick tribal tat, chugging Rockstar energy, trying to act like their one earring makes them a non-pussy. I DJ at a bar that attracts about 10 of these tools a night, and they all come up to me and ask me to play Kill Switch Engaged or whatever their bro at the gym told them to check out. That deserves a double jerk-off hand pantomime.
Anyway, Stubbs should walk out to Flaming Lips – The Spark That Bled (3:49 mark on)
"I slyde my boehner into sexsalad...."
Sounds like a johnu1 production. --jch24
Actually Shinedown is extremely talented
Their singer can belt out any tune that you want to name, his pipes are golden. You go on to rip other current rock bands that are actually very decent bands. Avenged Sevenfold for example is crippled by a radio industry that only wants “hits” so they quit making the stellar songs of their first two albums and made stuff that will play on air and make them some money, “Sounding the Seventh Trumpet” and “Waking the Fallen” are awesome hard rock albums. To spew all the hate at some good bands listen and then list The Flaming Lips as an alternative is actually sort of embarrassing.
um.
or not.
No problem, fuckweasel! - jch24
by Kevin Mitchell is Batman on Jun 16, 2011 11:22 PM EDT up reply actions
Yea your right
Your insight into the conversation has completely changed my stance on everything discussed. Everything from the ’60s and ’70s is the holy grail of music and anything made past ’82 is garbage. Rock music is dead, long live Rap and Pop…
Is it possible that there is plenty of good stuff out there today
But Shinedown and Avenged Sevenfold just isn’t a part of that? At least in our opinion? And how could you hate on the Flaming Lips?
by manichedgehog on Jun 17, 2011 8:48 AM EDT up reply actions
Not a huge Flaming Lips fan myself.
But this guy is being a bit touchy.
Billy Hamilton: Snax
Devin Mesoraco: Snacks
Not touchy
But I enjoy listening to the bands talked about and I’m not a Jersey Shore douchebag as described in the previous post. I really don’t understand why is someone likes metal or hard rock today they have to be described as such, there is no connection whatsoever.
um those bands deserved to be teabagged daily by the cheesiest nuts possible
never try and make a valid excuse for acts that sell the fuck out. Further more they sucked before they were on the radio anyways. I think he should come out to Queens Flash Gordon theme song. You know cuz he is speedy get it.
I was kind of baked, but the last game I was at I could have sworn BP
walked up to “Movin’ Like Bernie” Can anyone confirm or deny?
Let a man come in and do the Popcorn.
I said a few weeks ago that he shold do this in the batters box after he hits a HR!
No problem, fuckweasel! - jch24
by Kevin Mitchell is Batman on Jun 16, 2011 7:42 PM EDT up reply actions
and by the way
the fat dude in the white shirt with the bridge in the background is my favorite, hands down.
No problem, fuckweasel! - jch24
by Kevin Mitchell is Batman on Jun 16, 2011 7:42 PM EDT up reply actions
This would be a slightly easier exercise if we picked up Scott Kazmir
"OVERCHARGE, v. To ask a higher price than you can get." -Ambrose Bierce
by RijoSaboCaseyWKRP on Jun 16, 2011 7:20 PM EDT reply actions
I just hope he'd take the full 8 minutes to walk to the plate

No problem, fuckweasel! - jch24
by Kevin Mitchell is Batman on Jun 16, 2011 7:43 PM EDT up reply actions
I think "alternate" is the better adjective.
And I like that you used philistine in a rr post.
Yes, those are lovely cocoanuts.
Nobody else will play? I'll play.
In order to instill the nickname “Texarkana Slim” with the masses, we’re going to need Young Robert to represent Texarkana with his choices.
The easiest, classiest, decision for the 5-tool athlete? Scott Joplin (born there ~1867)’s The Entertainer.
Perhaps you’re more of an Otis Williams fan? A little band you may have heard of called The Temptaions? Maybe the speedster should come out to Runaway Child, Running Wild.
For the hipster underground audiences, maybe Azeri pop sensation Aysel Temurzade (who randomly went to Texarkana High School) would be up your alley. Maybe you just can’t resist the pop beat. Maybe you should vote for “”http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hbhbq_1qYFs&feature=related" >Sen Sen".
"You said 'walks' twice."
"I like walks."
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Aysel’s “”http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hbhbq_1qYFs&feature=related" >Sen Sen"
"You said 'walks' twice."
"I like walks."
Stubbs should walk up to
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zpxMr6J3UHM
Y’know, totally play up the “white dude who’s fast” anti-stereotype.
No problem, fuckweasel! - jch24
by Kevin Mitchell is Batman on Jun 16, 2011 7:51 PM EDT up reply actions
Love that you made the Scott Joplin connection
but the tune should definitely be Maple Leaf Rag.
So much peppier and fun than Entertainer. He could shimmy his way up to the plate. It’d be awesome.
Billy Hamilton: Snax
Devin Mesoraco: Snacks
Musical tastes are like assholes
Everyone has one and they all are different.
I was at a game 2 weeks ago and I could have swore Jay Bruce had 2 different songs playing.
Thanks for putting up this list. I was wondering what each song was.
by Jack Armstrong started an All Star Game on Jun 16, 2011 8:07 PM EDT via mobile reply actions
somebody should walk up to
this . most people have only heard the opening and closing movements, but the whole performance is quite masterful.
My buddy says he wants to be a ballplayer just so he can walk up to
Let a man come in and do the Popcorn.
yes, they are quite due
chebags.
No problem, fuckweasel! - jch24
by Kevin Mitchell is Batman on Jun 16, 2011 10:00 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
They're not that bad
They have some good pieces and they’re only going to get better
Bart: "Dad, what's a Muppet?"
Homer: "Well, it's not quite a mop, not quite a puppet, but man... (laughs, then pauses) So, to answer you question, I don't know."
Mets just lost in OT
on a walkoff balk.
Even when they don’t suck, they do.
Meanwhile, the Pirates beat Houston. They’re tied with the Reds in the loss column now.
All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?
The Central now has four teams at the top within three games
And they’re perfectly staggered, with the Cardinals, Reds and Pirates at 1, 2 and 3 games back, respectively.
This might be a stretch for Drew
but what about Numb by Linkin Park? He might not be the best leadoff hitter, but he is ‘numb’ to the criticism he receives. He just keeps on keepin’ on.
I be so turned up, I be swaggin to da max
by coocooforcocoapuffs on Jun 16, 2011 10:20 PM EDT reply actions
YOU FORGOT
WOAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH THIS SEX IS ON FIYAAAAAHHHHH – Miguel Cairo
Also…. this should be Joehhhhhh’s walk up song…
BWAAAHHHHHHH
BRUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
Homer
didn’t have a great night.
4.1 IP, 11 hits, 3 runs, 3 ER, 0 BBs, 2 Ks, 1 HR
All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?
Best walkup song out there right now is Lance Berkman
Johnny Cash – God’s Gonna Cut You Down
"Live every week like it's shark week. And dress everyday like you're gonna get murdered in those clothes." - Tracey Jordan
by RedinWrigleyville on Jun 17, 2011 1:46 AM EDT reply actions
fins intro would work also
Fade out after the cincinnati line
the reds should play the "i'm not pete rose" part of growing older but not up
as a taunt during games
Votto needs Leonard Cohen
Paint It, Black is good, very good for Votto, menacing, all that. I think what would be more menacing and appropriate for Votto would be a nice Leonard Cohen song. All the walkup songs are so upbeat and mindless—some fingerpicked minor chords on an acoustic guitar as Votto walks up would really mark the occasion with appropriate dread for the opposing pitcher. I vote for ‘The Stranger Song,’ which has those nice dark chords http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J3HTvlDFbm4 , or maybe ‘You Know Who I Am.’ http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uPkUyPU6nw4






























