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RR Jukebox: Walk-up music, Revisited

I've gone to several baseball games recently with a number of people who don't usually go to baseball games - and who also know I'm a nerd - and been asked a question similar to: "Do the players choose that music that plays when they come up to bat?" My answer is usually some variation on: "Quit bugging me Mom, jeez, I'm trying to read about baseball while I'm watching baseball."

Walk-up music is a divisive thing. Most music snobs would dismiss athletes' taste, evidenced by their chosen theme songs, as Philistine. Less opinionated music listeners might just think the song doesn't befit the player or isn't good for getting crowd behind them. The success rate for a walk-up song is probably somewhere south of Jonny Gomes or Paul Janish's batting average [choose your Red Reporter punching bag.] Any two people who are even remotely active consumers of audio can have wildly divergent taste, so the fact that I don't like some of the Reds' walk-up picks is not surprising. And it's far from clear the players, other than Brandon Phillips, invest too much time agonizing over their selections. It's a song they might play while working out or driving to the game. Which is more than adequate justificiation.

Star-divide

Still, I thought it might be a nice little diversion to take another look at the walk-up music for each member of the starting lineup and see if we can crowd-source an alternative song that really suits the player, whether thematically through the lyrics or more tonally through the music (or both). "Alternative" is a loaded word in music, but by that I just mean "one other than the player's actual pick."

Let's start with Drew Stubbs

According to Jamie Ramsey's list, Stubbs has been using "Riot" by 3 Days Grace. He may have changed it or put a new one in the rotation recently though. 

We'll start by throwing out some suggested alternatives for Stubbs in this thread. I'll put 5-6 of those into a poll, along with the players' actual song, post it separately and see how the vote comes down. From there, we can build a Red Reporter playlist of alternative walk-up music and maybe record a covers album. Or maybe let it fester at the bottom of the left sidebar?

It's the ultimate in Pepsi Generation Next/Millenial dot-com Indulgence! Here's the order of players I'll cover in this feature and their 2011 songs selections. We'll cap the experiment at 15 regulars:

Brandon Phillips: "Forget You" by Cee Lo, "Look at Me Now" by Chris Brown, "I Can't Help It" by T.I., "Hustle Hard" by Ace Hood, "Racks" by YC - need edited version

Joey Votto: "Paint it Black" by The Rolling Stones

Jay Bruce: "6 foot 7 foot" by Lil Wayne

Scott Rolen: "Viva La Vida" by Coldplay

Jonny Gomes: "Paradise City" by Guns N' Roses

Ryan Hanigan "All the Above" by Maino, "The show goes on" by Lupe Fiasco

Ramon Hernandez: "Papa Americano" by Pitbull, "Dandole" (Remix) by Gocho ft. Jowell & Omeg

Paul Janish: "Ain't Going Down till the Sun Comes Up" by Garth Brooks (According to SBNation, a KC outfielder)

Edgar Renteria: Any song by 2Pac (requests to mix it up each time)

Bronson Arroyo: "Forty-Five" by Shinedown

Mike Leake: "Dance to the Music" by Sly and the Family Stone

Travis Wood: "Live Until I Die" by Clay Walker

Johnny Cueto: TBD - Anyone know??

Edinson Volquez: TDB - Anyone know??

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Jonny Gomes, Paul Janish, and Travis Wood have the best walk up songs.

They don’t need an alternative.

Why are you working the permit's desk, and why was that child clubbing your nuggets? ~ Ron Swanson

by BigBabyBruce on Jun 16, 2011 5:26 PM EDT reply actions  

What about Drew Stubbs?

"OVERCHARGE, v. To ask a higher price than you can get." -Ambrose Bierce

by RijoSaboCaseyWKRP on Jun 16, 2011 5:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

Paint it Black

I’m not a Stones fan, but I do love that song. Big up to Big V.

Also big up to Leake for rocking some classic funk.

The only one that makes me retch is Bronson. Ugh. I know I shouldn’t be surprised he likes terrible music, but I am actually offended by that terrible crap. Gonna have to try to forget about it if I’m gonna continue supporting the Nasty Hook.

A dope trailer is no place for a kitty.

by GlennBraggsSwingAndMissBrokenBat on Jun 16, 2011 6:12 PM EDT reply actions  

What about Drew Stubbs?

"OVERCHARGE, v. To ask a higher price than you can get." -Ambrose Bierce

by RijoSaboCaseyWKRP on Jun 16, 2011 6:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

[vomits]

Yeah I missed that one the first time around.

Awful, just awful.

A dope trailer is no place for a kitty.

by GlennBraggsSwingAndMissBrokenBat on Jun 16, 2011 6:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

Oh, right, I forgot there was a point to this.

Rolen – Old Man River (traditional)
 
Cairo – Río del Viejo Hombre (tradicional)

A dope trailer is no place for a kitty.

by GlennBraggsSwingAndMissBrokenBat on Jun 16, 2011 6:18 PM EDT reply actions  

I think I did a terrible job framing this

I wanted to start with Stubbs so I could put up his poll first. But I’ll definitely file away suggestions you have for anyone else on the list.

"OVERCHARGE, v. To ask a higher price than you can get." -Ambrose Bierce

by RijoSaboCaseyWKRP on Jun 16, 2011 6:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

3 Days Grace...HORRIBLE

I can’t stand new rock. Shinedown, Avenged Sevenfold, blah blah blah… Least favorite music of the last 50 years. All I can picture is a bunch of meat-heads wearing Affliction t-shirts with the sleeves cut off to show their sick tribal tat, chugging Rockstar energy, trying to act like their one earring makes them a non-pussy. I DJ at a bar that attracts about 10 of these tools a night, and they all come up to me and ask me to play Kill Switch Engaged or whatever their bro at the gym told them to check out. That deserves a double jerk-off hand pantomime.

Anyway, Stubbs should walk out to Flaming Lips – The Spark That Bled (3:49 mark on)

"I slyde my boehner into sexsalad...."
Sounds like a johnu1 production. --jch24

by GrooveLeg on Jun 16, 2011 6:44 PM EDT reply actions  

Actually Shinedown is extremely talented

Their singer can belt out any tune that you want to name, his pipes are golden. You go on to rip other current rock bands that are actually very decent bands. Avenged Sevenfold for example is crippled by a radio industry that only wants “hits” so they quit making the stellar songs of their first two albums and made stuff that will play on air and make them some money, “Sounding the Seventh Trumpet” and “Waking the Fallen” are awesome hard rock albums. To spew all the hate at some good bands listen and then list The Flaming Lips as an alternative is actually sort of embarrassing.

by TheCinWin on Jun 16, 2011 11:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

um.

or not.

No problem, fuckweasel! - jch24

by Kevin Mitchell is Batman on Jun 16, 2011 11:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yea your right

Your insight into the conversation has completely changed my stance on everything discussed. Everything from the ’60s and ’70s is the holy grail of music and anything made past ’82 is garbage. Rock music is dead, long live Rap and Pop…

by TheCinWin on Jun 16, 2011 11:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

Is it possible that there is plenty of good stuff out there today

But Shinedown and Avenged Sevenfold just isn’t a part of that? At least in our opinion? And how could you hate on the Flaming Lips?

by manichedgehog on Jun 17, 2011 8:48 AM EDT up reply actions  

Not a huge Flaming Lips fan myself.

But this guy is being a bit touchy.

Billy Hamilton: Snax
Devin Mesoraco: Snacks

by nycredsfan on Jun 17, 2011 9:03 AM EDT up reply actions  

Not touchy

But I enjoy listening to the bands talked about and I’m not a Jersey Shore douchebag as described in the previous post. I really don’t understand why is someone likes metal or hard rock today they have to be described as such, there is no connection whatsoever.

by TheCinWin on Jun 18, 2011 11:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

um those bands deserved to be teabagged daily by the cheesiest nuts possible

never try and make a valid excuse for acts that sell the fuck out. Further more they sucked before they were on the radio anyways. I think he should come out to Queens Flash Gordon theme song. You know cuz he is speedy get it.

by ritomase on Jun 17, 2011 10:50 AM EDT up reply actions  

and by the way

the fat dude in the white shirt with the bridge in the background is my favorite, hands down.

No problem, fuckweasel! - jch24

by Kevin Mitchell is Batman on Jun 16, 2011 7:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

I think "alternate" is the better adjective.

And I like that you used philistine in a rr post.

Yes, those are lovely cocoanuts.

by supergrover on Jun 16, 2011 7:42 PM EDT reply actions  

Nobody else will play? I'll play.

In order to instill the nickname “Texarkana Slim” with the masses, we’re going to need Young Robert to represent Texarkana with his choices.

The easiest, classiest, decision for the 5-tool athlete? Scott Joplin (born there ~1867)’s The Entertainer.

Perhaps you’re more of an Otis Williams fan? A little band you may have heard of called The Temptaions? Maybe the speedster should come out to Runaway Child, Running Wild.

For the hipster underground audiences, maybe Azeri pop sensation Aysel Temurzade (who randomly went to Texarkana High School) would be up your alley. Maybe you just can’t resist the pop beat. Maybe you should vote for “”http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hbhbq_1qYFs&feature=related" >Sen Sen".

"You said 'walks' twice."
"I like walks."

by Cy Schourek on Jun 16, 2011 7:47 PM EDT reply actions  

Link failure

Aysel’s “”http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hbhbq_1qYFs&feature=related" >Sen Sen"

"You said 'walks' twice."
"I like walks."

by Cy Schourek on Jun 16, 2011 7:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

Stubbs should walk up to

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zpxMr6J3UHM

Y’know, totally play up the “white dude who’s fast” anti-stereotype.

No problem, fuckweasel! - jch24

by Kevin Mitchell is Batman on Jun 16, 2011 7:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

Love that you made the Scott Joplin connection

but the tune should definitely be Maple Leaf Rag.

So much peppier and fun than Entertainer. He could shimmy his way up to the plate. It’d be awesome.

Billy Hamilton: Snax
Devin Mesoraco: Snacks

by nycredsfan on Jun 16, 2011 10:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

Musical tastes are like assholes

Everyone has one and they all are different.

I was at a game 2 weeks ago and I could have swore Jay Bruce had 2 different songs playing.

Thanks for putting up this list. I was wondering what each song was.

by Jack Armstrong started an All Star Game on Jun 16, 2011 8:07 PM EDT via mobile reply actions  

yes, they are quite due

chebags.

No problem, fuckweasel! - jch24

by Kevin Mitchell is Batman on Jun 16, 2011 10:00 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

They're not that bad

They have some good pieces and they’re only going to get better

Bart: "Dad, what's a Muppet?"
Homer: "Well, it's not quite a mop, not quite a puppet, but man... (laughs, then pauses) So, to answer you question, I don't know."

by ChiDa on Jun 16, 2011 10:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

Mets just lost in OT

on a walkoff balk.

Even when they don’t suck, they do.

Meanwhile, the Pirates beat Houston. They’re tied with the Reds in the loss column now.

All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?

by BubbaFan on Jun 16, 2011 10:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

The Central now has four teams at the top within three games

And they’re perfectly staggered, with the Cardinals, Reds and Pirates at 1, 2 and 3 games back, respectively.

by ken on Jun 16, 2011 11:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

This might be a stretch for Drew

but what about Numb by Linkin Park? He might not be the best leadoff hitter, but he is ‘numb’ to the criticism he receives. He just keeps on keepin’ on.

I be so turned up, I be swaggin to da max

by coocooforcocoapuffs on Jun 16, 2011 10:20 PM EDT reply actions  

YOU FORGOT

WOAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH THIS SEX IS ON FIYAAAAAHHHHH – Miguel Cairo

Also…. this should be Joehhhhhh’s walk up song…

BWAAAHHHHHHH

BRUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

by BigStein on Jun 17, 2011 12:26 AM EDT reply actions  

Homer

didn’t have a great night.

4.1 IP, 11 hits, 3 runs, 3 ER, 0 BBs, 2 Ks, 1 HR

All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?

by BubbaFan on Jun 17, 2011 12:42 AM EDT reply actions  

...

but Ted Power!

by KSE on Jun 17, 2011 12:48 AM EDT up reply actions   2 recs

Hamsterdance music

someone needs that

Yes, those are lovely cocoanuts.

by supergrover on Jun 17, 2011 5:59 AM EDT reply actions  

Votto needs Leonard Cohen

Paint It, Black is good, very good for Votto, menacing, all that. I think what would be more menacing and appropriate for Votto would be a nice Leonard Cohen song. All the walkup songs are so upbeat and mindless—some fingerpicked minor chords on an acoustic guitar as Votto walks up would really mark the occasion with appropriate dread for the opposing pitcher. I vote for ‘The Stranger Song,’ which has those nice dark chords http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J3HTvlDFbm4 , or maybe ‘You Know Who I Am.’ http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uPkUyPU6nw4

by redflag on Jun 17, 2011 9:18 AM EDT reply actions  

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