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Red Reposter - the Return of the Rotation

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Cueto sharp, Reds blank Cubs 2-0
The Reds finished off Chicago yesterday in winning their second series in a row, and added further aggravation to Chicago by standing in between the Cubs and their mothers. Johnny Cueto, in making his season debut, was impressive.  In six-plus innings and with a new tattoo on his left arm honoring his mother Cristina, he struck out four, walked one, and kept his pitches down to induce nine ground outs compared to four in the air. The bullpen took care of the rest, as Cordero atoned for Saturday's blown save.

The downside was the relative quiet of the offense, not just yesterday but in Chicago in general.  Joey Votto went 0-4 with two strikeouts and ended his on-base streak, leaving him just one shy of David Collins' team record of 34 games reaching base safely to start the season.  Votto:  "You go through stretches where you miss. I’ve been missing lately. It will pass."   No doubt, Joey.  No doubt.

A-Rod versus Wood, round 2
Five days after he terrorized the Reds, Aneury Rodriguez once again faces off against Travis Wood, this time in Houston. The Astros will be without Jason Bourgeois, who's fallen victim to the strained oblique epidemic. Super-utility guy and RR friend-of-friend Joe Inglett was called up to take Bourgeois' place. Hopefully Travis Wood builds on a solid outing last time around to return to his ass-kicking ways. Against the Astros last week, Wood tied a season-high with 7 strikeouts and allowed no HRs. But he also walked four against a mediocre lineup. "Hopefully Woody can get back on track," said Dusty Baker. "Confidence and success breed off each other. Hopefully we can get on a pitching roll now, where every hit counts and every hit means something."

THT - What’s up with the Reds’ rotation?
The source of Wood's struggles this year is difficult to pinpoint.  Saberists point to the consistency of his peripherals in making a "bad luck" argument, while Marty has been less generous in his assessment of Wood.  I think the truth lies in between.  Wood's perhiperhals and GB rate are pretty close to last year, leaving his FIP and xFIP a tad lower than in 2010.  A lower strand rate is likely responsible for part of his current problems.  But he's also allowing hard contact more often this year, evidenced by a higher line-drive rate (27% versus 21%) and more doubles (13 already this year, compared to 16 last year).  Explaining why is difficult without a closer look at the Pitch FX data, but one clue could lie in a lower swing rate he's generating on out-of-the-zone pitches this year.  Because hitters are laying off of stuff outside the zone, they might be sitting more on his middling fastball. 

THT takes a look at Wood and several others Reds' starters and finds a similar pattern of decent peripherals but poor results.  Like Wood, Mike Leake has a strand rate "around 60 percent and that number is about as sustainable as Volquez’s HR numbers. Three-fifths of this rotation has been ridiculously unlucky and, as a result, the Reds have scuffled."   I like the optimism.

On the mend
- Paul Janish's ankle is getting better and he should return at some point in this series against Houston.

- Scott Rolen plans to begin hitting today when he rejoins the team in Houston. His return date is still up in the air.

- Juan Francisco will rehab in Louisville, starting as a DH.

- Dave Sappelt landed on the disabled list (again with the strained oblique epidemic!). He was batting .341/.417/.588.

- Jose Arredondo threw a scoreless inning for Louisville on Friday, striking out two.

Dynamic ticket pricing could arrive in Cincinnati as early as next year
The Reds are looking to join the industry trend of pricing tickets according to demand, according to John Fay.  "I don’t think there’s a baseball team that won’t," said Karen Forgus, the club’s senior vice-president of business operations. Dynamic pricing is designed to make prices meet demand. You’ll be able to buy a ticket for a Tuesday in April for significantly less than a Saturday in July. Clubs would even be able to adjust prices on the fly. Say the Milwaukee Brewers and the Reds are fighting it out for the National League Central title, the Reds could bump the price for the Sept. 16-18 series. "It’s almost like airline pricing," Forgus said.

Dusty Baker always 'mama's little boy'
You never stop being your mama's boy, even if you've entered your sixties and have played or coached professional baseball your whole adult life. You always want to please your mom, which is why Baker also tries to stop dipping tobacco. Last season, Baker was nursing a dip when a TV reporter asked for an interview. "Hold on," Baker replied. "I know my mom's going to see this." 

If you missed yesterday's telecasts, players from around the league were outfitted in pink or used pink equipment.  Alfonoso Soriano's shoes hurt my eyes.  Still, good on MLB for raising money and awareness for a great cause.  Elsewhere:  In Kansas City, Stephanie Komen, daughter of the late Susan G. Komen, sat in the Buck O'Neil Legacy Seat. Pitcher Kyle Davies, whose mother is a breast cancer survivor, was the honorary spokesman. The Royals took the field with each player accompanied by a breast cancer survivor.

Star-divide

RedsMinorLeagues - In depth scouting report on Devin Mesoraco
Our friend Doug discusses a detailed scouting report from Baseball Intellect on the catcher of the future, Devin Mesoraco. Definitely worth reading the whole thing. Seeing how Devin's swing has changed helps explain his transformation into one of the most dangerous hitters in the minor leagues.

Sheldon - LeCure learning ins and outs of new role
Sam LeCure acquitted himself well in a couple of high-leverage situations this weekend.  He has started virtually his entire career in pro baseball, so his sudden but positive transition is great to see.  "It's a little bit different mentality," LeCure said. "You don't have a lot of time to find it -- your location. That's what I get by on. You don't have a lot of time to find it out of the bullpen."

Jaffe - 30 years since terrific Tom Seaver performance
But probably not the one you're thinking of. On May 8, 1981, Seaver pulled off the rare feat of pitching a shutout while also hitting a homerun. The homerun came against Houston's Dave Smith, who pitched for 13 years and never allowed another pitcher to hit a homerun against him.  If you've been missing Caleb's "this day in Reds history" fanposts, check out the rest of the article. Other May 8 events include the birthdate of former Red and HOFer Edd Roush and a 1958 rally against the Cubs to overcome an 8-2 deficit in the ninth inning.

Hardball Talk - TLR to have eye examined at Mayo Clinic
La Russa said before Sunday’s win over the Brewers that the condition, which has caused swelling and redness around his eye, has left him "miserable." "Day games are really rough, with the extra light," he said. La Russa plans to be back managing the club on Tuesday night if doctors allow it. One issue: the stress from his job might be causing the issue to linger longer than it otherwise would.  TLR's on a one-year deal and is older than he looks (he'll turn 67 this year).  Even if Albert Pujols doesn't fly the coop, I wonder if Tony will stick around next year. 

Judging the Royals - Taking one for the team
Linked for the video.  This Royals beat writer decided to take one for his ... newspaper (?) after writing that Wilson Betemit should have been willing to get hit by a pitch with the bases loaded in a tie game.  I made the mistake of telling Jason Kendall what I was thinking. His response? "You wearing an elbow pad?" as he rummaged through his locker. "Uh, yeah, I guess so … what are you doing?" "Getting you an elbow pad — we’re gonna get this done right now." 

NPB Tracker - Wladdy is good at Japanese baseball
If you're wondering how Wladimir Balentien has been doing in Japan, wonder no more: he's hitting .387/.487/.885, with nine home runs 61 at bats, and 13 walks against 12 strikeouts. Maybe next year some team will find out what Wladdy can do with 500 MLB PAs.

ESPN - Arthur Rhodes is old, still kicking in Texas
Jim Caple profiles Rhodes and the other aging southpaw in Texas' bullpen, Darren Oliver. The two refer to themselves as "Grumpy Old Men," though there is some debate over who is grumpier. [CJ] Wilson said he can definitely picture both guys sitting on their front porches and yelling at the neighborhood kids to get off the lawn, but he selects Rhodes as the grumpier of the two. "He's got a little more grumpy swag. He's got tattoos. And he's a year older. I think he's just got a little more grumpy experience."  Beyond the geriatric jokes, Rhodes has been his old self in Texas this year with the noteable exception of giving up a few more HRs, inflating his ERA to 4.50.

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If our pitching has truly been unlucky, then I am about to get really excited.

An underperforming rotation, with an addition of Bailey and Cueto? That sounds a lot better.

Why are you working the permit's desk, and why was that child clubbing your nuggets? ~ Ron Swanson

by BigBabyBruce on May 9, 2011 11:24 AM EDT reply actions  

I think a lot has been luck, especially lately

Look at Bronson on Saturday-he pitched into the eigth and should have gotten the win.

I’m honestly not worried about the rotation. I’m more worried about getting the hitters more consistently producing.

Son, when you participate in sporting events, it's not whether you win or lose: it's how drunk you get. ~Homer Simpson

by Hawkeyegirl96 on May 9, 2011 11:30 AM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah, Bronson's doing what he does

And Volquez will get better. I’m really not sure what to expect from Wood, but if the other four are pitching decently, I have no problems with giving Wood a couple of months to see if he can get back to what he did last year (or at least approach it). Homer’s the other big question for me.

by ken on May 9, 2011 11:39 AM EDT up reply actions  

I believe Wood will be a more-than-capable rotation pitcher

once he learns to pitch.

That may not happen this summer.

One way or the other – there is no middle ground on BCB – either you are in a coma from drinking the kool-aid or you are holding a cute sign while waiting for gravity to kick in…

by johnu1 on May 9, 2011 11:58 AM EDT up reply actions  

So they finally DL'd Sap

and explained what the problem was.

What is it with the strained oblique epidemic, anyway? The NY media has been saying this was an injury that was almost unheard of 10-15 years ago. Dunno if that’s true or not, but it sure seems like we’re hearing a lot more about it these days.

All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?

by BubbaFan on May 9, 2011 11:26 AM EDT reply actions  

I think they said it has to do with players not exercising that muscle group as much.

Also, players don’t stretch the same or as much as they used to. I read an article where the first week of ST players come down with the injury at an even larger rate, because they do nothing over the winter and then try to swing a bat.

Why are you working the permit's desk, and why was that child clubbing your nuggets? ~ Ron Swanson

by BigBabyBruce on May 9, 2011 11:28 AM EDT up reply actions  

I find that hard to believe

If anything, players work out more than ever these days. I would guess very few do nothing over the winter.

There’s speculation that it’s related to some change in player workouts, but I haven’t seen any suggestions about what particular changes could be to blame.

All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?

by BubbaFan on May 9, 2011 11:32 AM EDT up reply actions  

But what do they work out on?

I bet it is a lot of glory muscles, and the core is generally ignored.

Why are you working the permit's desk, and why was that child clubbing your nuggets? ~ Ron Swanson

by BigBabyBruce on May 9, 2011 11:36 AM EDT up reply actions  

the real question

is did it change over the past 10-15 years?

I don’t think they’re working on glory muscles. And if they are, they aren’t working on them more than they did 10-15 years ago.

All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?

by BubbaFan on May 9, 2011 11:44 AM EDT up reply actions  

Mostly it's mathematical chance

More than … what 2,000 guys coming to various spring camps. The chances that some of them will get hurt are pretty good.

Most players know how to stretch. There’s a tried and true system. Still, guys pop the hammy anyhow. But there is only so much a player can do to protect himself from that. Just reduce the risk.

One way or the other – there is no middle ground on BCB – either you are in a coma from drinking the kool-aid or you are holding a cute sign while waiting for gravity to kick in…

by johnu1 on May 9, 2011 12:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

This is surprising, since I thought the fitness trend was towards the core and away from the beach muscles

Also, agree with Hawkeye about the lack of warm-ups. Before a 5-K I’ll jog for a bit. stretch for a solid 10 minutes, and do a couple of sprints. And a distance run doesn’t require the explosive starts necessary for baseball. It really is strange how little stretching you see in baseball, especially before cooler games.

by ken on May 9, 2011 11:44 AM EDT up reply actions  

Exactly, Ken

I’m a runner too, and while anything can happen no matter how much you prepare (I detached a hamstring last year on a stretching move that was just a fluke thing), the chances of hurting yourself are much less if you stretch properly.

And this has nothing to do with overall fitness. Even if your core is solid, you can still rip an oblique if your muscles are cold and you make a sudden intense movement.

Son, when you participate in sporting events, it's not whether you win or lose: it's how drunk you get. ~Homer Simpson

by Hawkeyegirl96 on May 9, 2011 12:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

So, exactly how many players are down with this mystery oblique problem?

Are we talking … dozens, one here and there or is it just that three this month.
Does some obtuse beat scribe “voila” the idea that there’s somehow an epidemic? Sappelt is in the minors, so if we add his league to the list, how many players do NOT have this problem?

Usually, they can actually play but they don’t perform to their highest level and the trainer tells them to not challenge it. It makes sense with so much money invested in the process overall, including salary (gasp.)

One way or the other – there is no middle ground on BCB – either you are in a coma from drinking the kool-aid or you are holding a cute sign while waiting for gravity to kick in…

by johnu1 on May 9, 2011 12:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

'detached hamstring'

That sounds really bad

Bart: "Dad, what's a Muppet?"
Homer: "Well, it's not quite a mop, not quite a puppet, but man... (laughs, then pauses) So, to answer you question, I don't know."

by ChiDa on May 9, 2011 1:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

The damn thing hurts so bad that you don't want to have sex anyway

So I didn’t mind so much when it told me it had a headache,

Son, when you participate in sporting events, it's not whether you win or lose: it's how drunk you get. ~Homer Simpson

by Hawkeyegirl96 on May 9, 2011 1:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

I dont think they ignore the core at all

from what I’ve heard about the oblique epidemic is that they are working on their cores so much now-a-days that they’re too strong on parts of the core for the obliques to handle, and thats why the players are having problems.

by pack_fan on May 9, 2011 2:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

that could very well be

Makes more sense to me than the idea they’re not working out enough.

All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?

by BubbaFan on May 9, 2011 3:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah, I was under the impression that working your core is the "in" thing

It would make sense that if the abs are overdeveloped and the obliques aren’t as strong, the oblique could tear with a forceful swing.

Son, when you participate in sporting events, it's not whether you win or lose: it's how drunk you get. ~Homer Simpson

by Hawkeyegirl96 on May 9, 2011 3:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

It's astounding how little the players actually stretch before the game

Injuries can happen no matter what but really, the players should be out there stretching for a solid 10-15 minutes. Instead, they do a few half-hearted skips across the field and call it good.

Cold muscles followed by a series of quick movements is a recipe for disaster.

Son, when you participate in sporting events, it's not whether you win or lose: it's how drunk you get. ~Homer Simpson

by Hawkeyegirl96 on May 9, 2011 11:33 AM EDT up reply actions  

The Yankees

do a lot of stretching, but usually not in view of the fans. You sometimes see photos (because the press is there, though the fans aren’t).

But I thought the convention wisdom on stretching now was that it was better to do it after the workout, rather than before? To warm up, you’re supposed to do whatever you’re going to be doing, only more gently.

All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?

by BubbaFan on May 9, 2011 11:47 AM EDT up reply actions  

You need to stretch before AND after to protect your muscles

I obviously don’t know what they do in the clubhouse before a game, but before a workout, you should do 5-10 minutes of light cardio, 10-15 minutes of stretching, then jump into your hard-core workout.

It’s gotta be tough for baseball players, though-they aren’t in constant motion like football and basketball players, so they probably have a hard time staying warned up.

Son, when you participate in sporting events, it's not whether you win or lose: it's how drunk you get. ~Homer Simpson

by Hawkeyegirl96 on May 9, 2011 12:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

so

I guess you don’t buy this?

All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?

by BubbaFan on May 9, 2011 12:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

Not really, no

I’m sure it’s different for everyone, though. While I do a long stretch session after a workout, if I don’t stretch my legs well before running, I’m way too tight and my stride is off-kilter.

I found this comment interesting:

“It’s like weight training to become stronger,” he said. “You wouldn’t do a weight session right before you exercise, and you shouldn’t stretch right before either.”

The analogy is completely incorrect. You ARE supposed to do a weight session before the cardio-you first burn sugar, which is better for weight lifting power, and then you burn the fat, which is better for the sustained cardio.

Son, when you participate in sporting events, it's not whether you win or lose: it's how drunk you get. ~Homer Simpson

by Hawkeyegirl96 on May 9, 2011 12:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

it was the part after that part I found interesting
In the last few years, several studies have found static stretching before playing a sport makes you slower and weaker.

All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?

by BubbaFan on May 9, 2011 12:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

I actually agree with that part

I prefer dynamic stretching-I find you loosen up better by bouncing a little and not just holding a stretch completely still.

Son, when you participate in sporting events, it's not whether you win or lose: it's how drunk you get. ~Homer Simpson

by Hawkeyegirl96 on May 9, 2011 1:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

Then again, IIRC that's how Hal Morris pulled a hammy once.

"Work like you don't need the money. Love like you've never been hurt. Dance like nobody's watching." - Satchel Paige

by PeteyHendrix on May 9, 2011 5:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

I wonder to what extent they become "cold" again

If a guy warms up before BP, doesn’t do much in the field or on the basepaths for several innings, and is then required to sprint in the 8th inning, I can see why he’d get hurt. Maybe there’s no easy solution.

by ken on May 9, 2011 11:57 AM EDT up reply actions  

They warm up between innings

The guys who have it hardest are the bench players, who don’t know when they’re going to get into the game. They have to kind of guess, and start warming up when it looks like they might get the call.

All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?

by BubbaFan on May 9, 2011 12:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

well, it does have this....
“What’s happening is that trainers are pushing athletes to overdevelop the front of their body while they ignore the posterior of the body.”

There do tend to be trends in training, so I guess it could be.

Not sure I buy that “early in the season” thing. The Reds got hit at the end of the season last year – August.

All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?

by BubbaFan on May 9, 2011 11:53 AM EDT up reply actions  

I never ignore the Reds' posteriors!

Especially Votto’s. I think his posterior has developed nicely.

Son, when you participate in sporting events, it's not whether you win or lose: it's how drunk you get. ~Homer Simpson

by Hawkeyegirl96 on May 9, 2011 12:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

Indeed.

Son, when you participate in sporting events, it's not whether you win or lose: it's how drunk you get. ~Homer Simpson

by Hawkeyegirl96 on May 9, 2011 12:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

So, the two girls in this thread rec'd this....

which one of you guys wants them some Joey fartbox?

Wear something sexy to my funeral.

by Pops Daniels on May 9, 2011 4:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

I won't embarrass him either.

Billy Hamilton: Snax
Devin Mesoraco: Snacks

by nycredsfan on May 9, 2011 4:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

you should Em-Bare-Ass him

"I'm telling you, my other poo story is much better." -- btcoop71

by jch24 on May 9, 2011 4:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

It's cool.

I like his deuce-dealer as well.

Wear something sexy to my funeral.

by Pops Daniels on May 9, 2011 5:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

If I were a rapper, Fartbox would be my name.

"I slyde my boehner into sexsalad...."
Sounds like a johnu1 production. --jch24

by GrooveLeg on May 9, 2011 4:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

Sad to disappoint you, but it was me.

I came, I saw, I rec’d some fine fine ass.

by andromache on May 9, 2011 4:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

Actually, it was you, TFM, and a dude

Hawkeye, oddly enough, didn’t rec it.

Billy Hamilton: Snax
Devin Mesoraco: Snacks

by nycredsfan on May 9, 2011 4:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

Sorry, my phone rang after I posted "indeed"

And by the time I got back, it was already green so I didn’t add mine.

Since everyone’s all crazy about it, I added mine.

Son, when you participate in sporting events, it's not whether you win or lose: it's how drunk you get. ~Homer Simpson

by Hawkeyegirl96 on May 9, 2011 7:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

Brings up a question

If the injuries are occurring before players are sufficiently warmed up, what good are the weight rooms under the stadium? They spend, what … an hour … taking batting practice, waddle around a little in the outfield getting stretched.

Maybe the nature of the workday needs to be re-evaluated.

This report suggests it isn’t about the wrong kind of workout, but that the workout never gets started properly in the first place.

One way or the other – there is no middle ground on BCB – either you are in a coma from drinking the kool-aid or you are holding a cute sign while waiting for gravity to kick in…

by johnu1 on May 9, 2011 2:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

Years ago, the terminology wasn't as concise.

I remember they used to refer to a bad elbow as having “bone chips,” which was the team’s way of dumbing it down to the beat scribes who knew how to open a bottle of scotch and belch up peanuts.

The old pitcher Mike Marshall came along and brought the science to life, although to a fault with his attitudes about it. But years back, they just called it “pulled muscles” without actually identifying it. The smarter the teams got, the smarter the trainers got, the more public the doctors became … the same muscles are in the human body that were there 15 years ago.

One way or the other – there is no middle ground on BCB – either you are in a coma from drinking the kool-aid or you are holding a cute sign while waiting for gravity to kick in…

by johnu1 on May 9, 2011 12:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

Oh, Wlad Balentien. I feel for the injustice of your situation

You are stuck playing in Japan when guys like Joe Inglett, Jason Bourgeois, and other suck-tastic players get starting gigs in MLB.

Billy Hamilton: Snax
Devin Mesoraco: Snacks

by nycredsfan on May 9, 2011 11:57 AM EDT reply actions  

RR regulars muffins and 'than got their 1st prediction pts this week ...

the standings after games 29-34

Joshuar9476 5
Vottomatic 4
DTFH91 4
Crolfer 4
TheC 3
Wishfuldrifter 2
Grahamophone 2
Badenjr 2
JSL413 1
MatthewH 1
Sexsalad 1
Coviner 1
Charlie Scrabbles 1
Ritalin 1
3 Fast 3 Furious 1
ManBearPig 1
than 1
the finest muffins 1

i’ll be flying out to tucson for the week moving my mother back to the hoosier heartland … i’ll do my best to get the predictions started but if i’m in the middle of a wheat field in SW kansas hopefully somebody can pick up the slack before game time.

"And a high fly ball to center field. He hit it a ton. And the 2010 National League Central Division Champs are the Cincinnati Reds!"

by joshuar9476 on May 9, 2011 12:02 PM EDT reply actions  

man I'm stinkin up the joint

step ya game up, weez!

Joey Votto on Colin Cowherd: "I don’t know who he is"

by UncleWeez on May 9, 2011 12:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

The article was a little unclear

There are a couple of types of dynamic ticket pricing, there is what the Cubs due with the tiers, and their is what San Francisco does which is truly an airline style of selling tickets; the computer sets the prices based on demand, so if I buy 3 tickets in the upper deck, the price may go up for you 5 minutes latter .

Who are you people where is my horse?

by Yossarian22 on May 9, 2011 12:05 PM EDT reply actions  

good god

"Work like you don't need the money. Love like you've never been hurt. Dance like nobody's watching." - Satchel Paige

by PeteyHendrix on May 9, 2011 6:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

I think I like the guys at Baseball Nation

From the sidebar, their latest power rankings are Hair Band Based.

Some really good stuff in there.

Billy Hamilton: Snax
Devin Mesoraco: Snacks

by nycredsfan on May 9, 2011 12:11 PM EDT reply actions  

It's like a trip through middle school for me

I found the Boston one was brutal, just for Extreme’s ‘more than words’…That was one of the first slow songs I remember dancing to with a girl. I can not stand that song

Bart: "Dad, what's a Muppet?"
Homer: "Well, it's not quite a mop, not quite a puppet, but man... (laughs, then pauses) So, to answer you question, I don't know."

by ChiDa on May 9, 2011 1:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

Least surprising news ever?

Bart: "Dad, what's a Muppet?"
Homer: "Well, it's not quite a mop, not quite a puppet, but man... (laughs, then pauses) So, to answer you question, I don't know."

by ChiDa on May 9, 2011 1:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

Indeed. But I think the LA Gear reference is off base

Those are Under Armour shoes. Unless they are the same company.

Billy Hamilton: Snax
Devin Mesoraco: Snacks

by nycredsfan on May 9, 2011 1:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

No, I knew that

But I can’t remember seeing any other sneaker in all-pink.

by ken on May 9, 2011 1:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

The Hakeem Olajuwon shoes I had growing up

were Spaldings. Needless to say, I was the envy of the entire school district.

by Charlie Scrabbles on May 9, 2011 2:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

According to Wiki, The Dream switched over to Spalding in '94

After my middle school playing days. I guess the pink shoes Soriano wore reminded me of LA Gear because he looked like such a weenie.

I balled in some Troops at the height of the Nike era. [shakes head wistfully]

by ken on May 9, 2011 2:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

damn, those troops looks pretty fly right now.

"I slyde my boehner into sexsalad...."
Sounds like a johnu1 production. --jch24

by GrooveLeg on May 9, 2011 2:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

My contribution

Cats puking to techno music. Yes, really.

"I'm telling you, my other poo story is much better." -- btcoop71

by jch24 on May 9, 2011 12:53 PM EDT reply actions  

Why would somebody stop in the middle of the rest of the day ...

… and take the time to film a cat ralphing up a hairball?

 

One way or the other – there is no middle ground on BCB – either you are in a coma from drinking the kool-aid or you are holding a cute sign while waiting for gravity to kick in…

by johnu1 on May 9, 2011 12:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

You are responsible for all the weird looks I'm getting at work

because that is freaking hilarious

It's your right and your ability, To become my perfect enemy

@btcoop71

by btcoop71 on May 9, 2011 1:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

Now...

This just has to be posted.

"I'm telling you, my other poo story is much better." -- btcoop71

by jch24 on May 9, 2011 3:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

if you're going to get all goober on him,

it’s technically electro house.

"I slyde my boehner into sexsalad...."
Sounds like a johnu1 production. --jch24

by GrooveLeg on May 9, 2011 3:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

just keeping it simple

I’ve heard deadmau5 called progressive house too, but I’ve never really figured out what the “prog” label is supposed to mean.

by pack_fan on May 9, 2011 3:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

yeah i'm just mocking the EDM purists who find the need to categorize everything. it's stupid.

progressive house usually has a drastic cooldown before the big build up and climax (Raven Riley’d).

"I slyde my boehner into sexsalad...."
Sounds like a johnu1 production. --jch24

by GrooveLeg on May 9, 2011 4:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

I'm with ya

some of the categories are pretty ridiculous, and I call edm techno all the time.

by pack_fan on May 9, 2011 5:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

I believe it's actual, scientific name

is Soulless Dog Shit.

Wear something sexy to my funeral.

by Pops Daniels on May 9, 2011 3:45 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

isn't that redundant?

"I slyde my boehner into sexsalad...."
Sounds like a johnu1 production. --jch24

by GrooveLeg on May 9, 2011 4:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

That is quite possibly the funniest thing I've ever seen.

Son, when you participate in sporting events, it's not whether you win or lose: it's how drunk you get. ~Homer Simpson

by Hawkeyegirl96 on May 9, 2011 3:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

I lied, I have another contribution

It seems Madville has blown his cover.

"I'm telling you, my other poo story is much better." -- btcoop71

by jch24 on May 9, 2011 2:16 PM EDT reply actions  

I still think it's actually you.

"People don't kill people. Burning oreo packages kill people."

by crolfer on May 9, 2011 2:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

I read that article a few days ago, and I thought about making a JCH joke

but i feel those have grown boring.

Who are you people where is my horse?

by Yossarian22 on May 9, 2011 2:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

They are pretty common

I mean common.

One way or the other – there is no middle ground on BCB – either you are in a coma from drinking the kool-aid or you are holding a cute sign while waiting for gravity to kick in…

by johnu1 on May 9, 2011 2:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

I am assuming it meant since June of '99

And not all of those arrests were in one fateful June. I don’t even think that’s possible – it would be the worst catch and release program ever, cuz that guy would have been arrested more than once a day . . .

But what this really points out is that journalistic editing is in the crapper. Of course, we all know that, because of our Reds beat writer, but still, it’s deplorable.

"This is the St. Louis Cardinals we're talking about. They suck. Screw them. With a shovel. The sharp metal end. And then set them on fire." - crolfer

by rorschach1979 on May 9, 2011 3:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

That guy has been to jail 40 times since 1999

Great hustle, or greatest hustle?

"Unfortunately, the pitching." The 2011 Cincinnati Reds' story.

by DTFH91 on May 9, 2011 3:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah, I hate trains too.

Bastards.

Wear something sexy to my funeral.

by Pops Daniels on May 9, 2011 3:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

x

"I'm telling you, my other poo story is much better." -- btcoop71

by jch24 on May 9, 2011 3:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

Second'd

Bart: "Dad, what's a Muppet?"
Homer: "Well, it's not quite a mop, not quite a puppet, but man... (laughs, then pauses) So, to answer you question, I don't know."

by ChiDa on May 9, 2011 4:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yup.

Wear something sexy to my funeral.

by Pops Daniels on May 9, 2011 4:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

That Drops of Jupiter song makes me want to kill someone

And Hey Soul Sister is a close second on the murderous rampage scale.

Son, when you participate in sporting events, it's not whether you win or lose: it's how drunk you get. ~Homer Simpson

by Hawkeyegirl96 on May 9, 2011 7:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yup.

Wear something sexy to my funeral.

by Pops Daniels on May 9, 2011 7:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

I kind of like "Drops of Jupiter" as long as I don't have to hear it more than once a month or so.

“Calling All Angels” wasn’t completely evil, but everything they’ve done since has just been… shudder

"People don't kill people. Burning oreo packages kill people."

by crolfer on May 9, 2011 11:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

except for 'marry me'

best song they’ve ever done! :)

Twitter: https://twitter.com/FLcardsgal47

by miamigirl54 on May 10, 2011 10:44 AM EDT up reply actions  

Completely agreed.

I worked in a bank summer of my junior year of high school. The radio station we had to listen to in the operations department played Drops of Jupiter at least once an hour.

I absolutely abhor Train.

Calmer than you are.

by 3 Fast 3 Furious on May 10, 2011 4:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

Tonight's lineup. If Joey has to sit, I don't hate this, although I hope Travvie is on his game tonight.

Stubbs CF
Renteria SS
Bruce RF
Phillips 2B
Lewis LF
Hernandez 3
Valaika 5
Hanigan 2
Wood 1

Billy Hamilton: Snax
Devin Mesoraco: Snacks

by nycredsfan on May 9, 2011 4:45 PM EDT reply actions  

Votto's streak ended yesterday, yeah?

I guess now’s as good a day as any…

"I slyde my boehner into sexsalad...."
Sounds like a johnu1 production. --jch24

by GrooveLeg on May 9, 2011 4:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

No need, this lineup will score 7+ runs tonight

"I'm telling you, my other poo story is much better." -- btcoop71

by jch24 on May 9, 2011 4:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

SUPER FLEWIS WILL BE SUPER

Hey, if any combination of Bruce and Stubbs keep hitting, Rent gets on base a bit, Hernanigans being clutch, and BP having a good day, I could see things breaking our way.

Joey Votto on Colin Cowherd: "I don’t know who he is"

by UncleWeez on May 9, 2011 5:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

Almost got it

"I'm telling you, my other poo story is much better." -- btcoop71

by jch24 on May 10, 2011 9:22 AM EDT up reply actions  

Surprised to see Lewis 5th, ahead of Ramon

But yeah, that lineup is about the best we can do if Votto’s gotta rest.

by ken on May 9, 2011 4:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

I am surprised to see Lewis, period.

One way or the other – there is no middle ground on BCB – either you are in a coma from drinking the kool-aid or you are holding a cute sign while waiting for gravity to kick in…

by johnu1 on May 9, 2011 5:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

It needs to happen more

Jonny’s earned himself a time-split

by pack_fan on May 9, 2011 5:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

Exactly. These are the kind of games I get needlessly nervous over one player's performance

assuming an O-fer relegates him to the bench for another 2 weeks.

Billy Hamilton: Snax
Devin Mesoraco: Snacks

by nycredsfan on May 9, 2011 6:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

They need the extra left-handed bat with Joey out

And Lewis in the 5 hole let’s them go knifey-spooney

Or even if I just like such as judged a fish contest that would get me outta the house and in some air.

by RoastBeefKazenzakis on May 9, 2011 5:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

I hear you. There is something supremely awesome about Hernanigans playing at the same time.

Son, when you participate in sporting events, it's not whether you win or lose: it's how drunk you get. ~Homer Simpson

by Hawkeyegirl96 on May 9, 2011 7:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

Some Pitch FX nuggets on Cueto's outing from Buster Posey

Behind the paywall.

• He threw 49 off-speed pitches (48 percent), highest usage since last June, and well above his 35.5 percent rate from last year.

• Worked the corners: Of 78 pitches to righties, only 11 were right down the middle. Used slider heavily to righties (23 pitches), getting 52 percent strikes despite the fact that only 30 percent of the pitches were in the zone.

• The Cubs fouled off half their swings, more than any game by a Cueto opponent last season (average rate 38 percent). That put them in a lot of two-strike holes (15 of 24 batters), and Cueto held them to three singles out of those 15 two-strike at bats.

• He had good movement on the changeup: Although he threw just 12 of them, they averaged 7.1 inches horizontal break and 3.4 vertical. That’s almost double his 4.0 and 2.0 averages from last season.

by ken on May 9, 2011 4:55 PM EDT reply actions  

That wouldn't necessarily make him a catcher.

"Work like you don't need the money. Love like you've never been hurt. Dance like nobody's watching." - Satchel Paige

by PeteyHendrix on May 9, 2011 6:31 PM EDT up reply actions   2 recs

Come to think of it,

I’ve not seen Buster Brown with them either.

by Cuetotally Amazing on May 9, 2011 5:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

Or this Buster:


Or even Johnny Depp doing his Buster Keaton impressions in Benny and Joon.

There can’t possibly be that many different people named Buster in the history of naming people.

by the finest muffins on May 9, 2011 6:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

.

"Work like you don't need the money. Love like you've never been hurt. Dance like nobody's watching." - Satchel Paige

by PeteyHendrix on May 9, 2011 6:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

The OG Buster Brown

Fuck him. He played for the Cardinals.

"Work like you don't need the money. Love like you've never been hurt. Dance like nobody's watching." - Satchel Paige

by PeteyHendrix on May 9, 2011 6:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

No Votto tonight

Ramon Hernandez starts at 1B

Swanson Pyramid of Greatness
Handshakes — Firm, Dry, Solid. 3 seconds.

by cesarhernandez on May 9, 2011 5:27 PM EDT reply actions  

Oops missed the lineup up there

sorry

Swanson Pyramid of Greatness
Handshakes — Firm, Dry, Solid. 3 seconds.

by cesarhernandez on May 9, 2011 5:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

You are...forgiven.

"Work like you don't need the money. Love like you've never been hurt. Dance like nobody's watching." - Satchel Paige

by PeteyHendrix on May 9, 2011 6:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

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