RR Blood Drive 2011: Help Save A Life
EDIT: This is a repost, because it's important. Go give.
A little over a year ago Slyde asked all of us to do something we should be doing anyway - donate blood. Well I'm here to ask you this year: Will you please donate? It's for the greatest of causes (saving lives), you'll get some sweet karma for the afterlife, and you'll even be eligible for a prize from us here at Red Reporter!
(Votto & Bruce agree!)
I'll get to the prize stuff in a bit but first I want to preach for a minute. Cancer sucks, and it sucks bad. I've been unlucky enough to have people close to me afflicted more than a couple times, while being lucky enough not to have lost a family member to the disease yet. The facts are cold and hard - if you're male you stand a 44% chance of developing an invasive form of cancer before you die. Female? 38%. (source)
Cancer treatment is brutal and many patients use donated blood to help recover from chemotherapy. Throw in its use in treatment of trauma/accidents, hemophilia, burns, anemia, open heart/other more "standard" surgeries, and a slew of other maladies and you can certainly see why blood donations are in high demand.
The American Red Cross has some facts and statistics about blood if you'd like to read up as well as some FAQ about blood donation in general. For those in the Cincinnati area, you'll most likely be headed to one of the many Hoxworth Neighborhood Donor Centers. They also have a list of FAQ and general info for first timers on their site, which can be found here.
TL;DR - Giving blood doesn't hurt, doesn't take long, and could save someone's life or many someones' lives. Maybe even the life of someone you know. There's really no non-medical excuse for not donating. Go donate. Now.
If you're like me and haven't donated as often as you want/should, that's where the motivation of a prize comes in! Donate blood between now and June 30th, 2011 (be sure to tell them you're doing ti for Red Reporter!), fill out the form below or send me an email by clicking the email button next to my name at the bottom of the page and your name will be tossed into the hopper. I will be drawing out a name on July 1st and will ship/deliver to them a baseball autographed by former Reds SS Barry Larkin. Donate as often as you'd like or can to increase your odds of winning. To rectify a valid complaint from last time, donations will be weighted as follows due to recovery times:
Platelets - 1
Plasma - 2
Whole Blood - 4
Double Red - 8
All I ask is that you please be honest when filling out the form below:
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THIS IS AGEISM!
“Hey, guys, let’s pick a cause that The Salad can’t be a part of and advertise it on the front page!”
I’m kidding, of course. This is a good cause and I wish I could help out.
"I bet that sex Bengals fan is really pissed now." -DT3428
Not sure that would go so well
“Hi, I’m here to donate blood!”
“Name, please.”
“I go by sexsalad.”
“Get the fuck out.”
"Aroldis Chapman is a seven course meal followed by four hours of sex on the table with a nymphomaniac model heiress who owns her own brewery." - jch24
by BK on May 6, 2011 7:37 AM EDT up reply actions
i never thought about it....
Do you have to be a certain age to donate blood?
"I'm telling you, my other poo story is much better." -- btcoop71
by jch24 on May 6, 2011 7:54 AM EDT via mobile up reply actions
Completely OT:
What would RR’s want in the perfect Reds app? I’m working on an extremely basic one now.
A preliminary list
The ability to handle pitching changes from anywhere
Funnel fry delivery
Complimentary Paul Janish jersey with app purchase
Logan Ondrusek quote generator
“Fire Dusty” button, along with “ok not really” button
and it should be carefully tailored to accommodate certain RRs:
Janish tracker, to pinpoint his exact location at any given time
Reds Jeopardy game, with andromache in as all-time high score
Jimmy Buffett concert live streaming
Glee on demand
Cachaca or grilled onions dispenser
Ding ding attack capabilities
Burger tour locator/rating system
John Fya tweetback system
No access to FanShots
No reply button
"Aroldis Chapman is a seven course meal followed by four hours of sex on the table with a nymphomaniac model heiress who owns her own brewery." - jch24
by BK on May 6, 2011 7:53 AM EDT up reply actions 6 recs
Funnel Fry Delivery! With extra powdered sugar please!
And every game is just a little more enjoyable with Glee on demand.
Son, when you participate in sporting events, it's not whether you win or lose: it's how drunk you get. ~Homer Simpson
by Hawkeyegirl96 on May 6, 2011 9:11 AM EDT up reply actions
You know, I'm still waiting for an official Glee apology to the Reds.
After that “barely major leagues” comment last season.
by the finest muffins on May 6, 2011 9:18 AM EDT up reply actions
It was weird because, obviously, we were winning at the time.
I mean, mostly, it’s just obvious that no one who writes for that show has ever been within 100 miles of ohio.
what did they say?
I don’t watch Glee. Might change my mind if it involves baseball discussion.
All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?
It most certainly does not
If they ever spoke of baseball, is was completely by accident.
by Charlie Scrabbles on May 6, 2011 10:21 AM EDT up reply actions
Yeah, as much as I like Glee, they writers don't seem to know much about sports
The football team’s playbook is um, amusing.
The comment about the Reds only barely being a Major League team didn’t even make sense, unless they were bashing them as Indians fans, which wasn’t clear.
Son, when you participate in sporting events, it's not whether you win or lose: it's how drunk you get. ~Homer Simpson
by Hawkeyegirl96 on May 6, 2011 10:30 AM EDT up reply actions
didn't finn & kurt's dad go to an indians game?
i think that was when kurt was feeling left out.
also, seems like someone relayed a story of getting taken to indians games when they were little
No, they were going to a reds game - that's when the "if you can even call it baseball" quote happened.
Kurt commuting from Lima to Westerville
was what really convinced me of that.
by the finest muffins on May 6, 2011 11:11 AM EDT up reply actions
Quinn and her dad went to an Indians game once.
But Finn and Burt went to a Reds game, which is when the “barely major leagues” comment came up.
by the finest muffins on May 6, 2011 11:11 AM EDT up reply actions
i just read the transcript. It's the episode "laryngitis"
Finn & Burt leave school close to the end of the school day to drive to cincinnati for the game. They also mention that they should be back by midnight.
i think they intended to go faster than the speed limit legally allows!
Yeah, I remember that!
At the time, I remember thinking they’d have to miss most of the game to get back by midnight.
by the finest muffins on May 6, 2011 11:34 AM EDT up reply actions
Unless it's a four o'clock game!
In which case they would have had to leave school very early.
Yeah, you’re right, they didn’t really study up much on their Ohio geography. I would have thought they’d have looked at a map before making an episode, but I guess not.
"I bet that sex Bengals fan is really pissed now." -DT3428
the worst episode of glee was clearly the "Kurt as a Kicker" episode
blatant disrespect for the rules of football!
thanks
I was so disappointed in that one episode of “Friday Night Lights” I tried to watch. I thought it was going to be about high school kids playing football. Instead, it was about their parents rolling around nekkid in bed together.
All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?
Yeah
Sex is so much less interesting than high school football.
by Charlie Scrabbles on May 6, 2011 8:05 PM EDT up reply actions
eh
the show is set in lima. seems like that should be Indians fan territory.
no reason for them to like the reds. they do frequently mention taking trips to kings island though!
I had to look up where Lima is on a map
but it appears to be pretty equidistant between Cleveland and Cincinnati. And now that the Reds are good, the middle parts of the state seem to be slowly changing over.
by the finest muffins on May 6, 2011 11:12 AM EDT up reply actions
Nah, it aired early last season.
The Reds were just starting to win, and were coming off 9 straight losing seasons when the episode was written and filmed.
I still want them to make it right in another episode!
by the finest muffins on May 6, 2011 11:10 AM EDT up reply actions
That would be cool
Another duets competion, winners gets Reds tickets?
Son, when you participate in sporting events, it's not whether you win or lose: it's how drunk you get. ~Homer Simpson
by Hawkeyegirl96 on May 6, 2011 11:40 AM EDT up reply actions
but can he sing
“You’re the Best Around” ?
All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?
According to the interview clips they put out earlier this season
Francisco Cordero can actually sing. Really, I’d be cool with ANYONE BUT BRONSON.
by the finest muffins on May 6, 2011 1:07 PM EDT up reply actions

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