Aroldis Chapman Cinco de Mayo commercial.
(Do Cubans celebrate Cinco de Mayo?)
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I think it's actually pretty popular in Mexico and Central and South America.
"People don't kill people. Burning oreo packages kill people."
I heard that cinco de mayo is actually a lot more popular in America than Mexico.
People in Mexico hardly celebrate it.
It's my understanding from my sister, who lived in Mexico for awhile
That there is a small segment of a certain part of Mexico City that celebrates Cinco de Mayo. That’s about it, but the resorts along the ocean usually put on a good show for the tourists.
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by Hawkeyegirl96 on May 4, 2011 8:29 PM EDT up reply actions
Hmmm...
Cinco de Mayo is a commemoration of the Mexican army’s miraculous defeat of the Napoleon the 3rd led French invasion of Mexico in the early 1860’s. As mentioned here, it is not really celebrated in Mexico, but it is a big for margarita sales on college campuses all over the States.
Now, I can’t wait to see Aroldis’ commercial for pepto commemorating the Bay of Pig’s invasion.
Tanzen!
by Verka Serduchka on May 5, 2011 9:23 AM EDT up reply actions
I know many Americans who do simply because they want an excuse to drink
I wasn’t sure if the same happened in Cuba.
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i never need an excuse to drink
but this is an excuse to wear a sombrero while drinking
you are a grown ass man
you can wear a sombrero when ever you please.
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Soon to be a major religion!
how do you know he's an ass man?
Maybe he likes legs or boobs instead.
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People here use it as an excuse to get drunk, does that count?
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"Do Cubans celebrate Cinco de Mayo?"
They’re Mexicans, right?
by Im_a_fun_haver on May 4, 2011 4:58 PM EDT reply actions 3 recs
Who cares if Cubans celebrate Cinco de Mayo?
He’s Andorran going on American now. And he throws really fast.
by the finest muffins on May 4, 2011 5:01 PM EDT reply actions
Oh, this is interesting
Wikipedia:
Celebration in the United States of Mexican-American culture and experiences. Only somewhat celebrated in Mexico.
Many teachers in this country ...
… in their yearning to be really with the scene on diversity, teach little kids about it, because it’s like … wow, Hispanic and all. So they say it’s Mexican Independence day or something … it counts as diversity study without really having to learn where Mexico actually IS.
Little kids don’t know any difference, so … vamos la playa or something.
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Favorite headline of the year
What’s great is that the first sentence of the story simply confirms that you read the headline correctly.
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omg
That’s awful. It was a child’s pet, and he killed it.
And he was apparently still wearing the women’s underwear in his booking photo.
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I really doubt that bath salts are the only thing he was high on
"People don't kill people. Burning oreo packages kill people."
"bath salts" are designer drugs
They are synthetic and therefore not technically illegal. They’re sold as “bath salts” at head shops, but everyone knows they aren’t really bath salts. It’s a game of whack a mole, as they make them illegal and they come out with new formulations that haven’t been banned yet.
But judging from his skin problems, I wouldn’t be surprised if he was into meth as well.
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I would've guessed Ohio w/ Florida a close second
Bart: "Dad, what's a Muppet?"
Homer: "Well, it's not quite a mop, not quite a puppet, but man... (laughs, then pauses) So, to answer you question, I don't know."
West Virginia...Charleston, to be exact!
The Wild, Wonderful Whites of West Virginia ain’t got nothing on him!
by IgnatiusJReilly on May 4, 2011 8:45 PM EDT up reply actions
Ignatius, Yossarian...
when are we gonna get a Willie Stark up in this RR mess?
Set the gearshift to the high gear of your soul.
by Kevin Mitchell is Batman on May 4, 2011 11:34 PM EDT up reply actions
When you visit RR, that's a risk you take.
"Work like you don't need the money. Love like you've never been hurt. Dance like nobody's watching." - Satchel Paige
Don't we have an island where we can send these people?
Just drop them off and say, “good luck, asshole.”
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I'm pretty sure they call it "Australia"
"People don't kill people. Burning oreo packages kill people."
I watched that show once
I had no idea what was going on the entire episode, I felt like I’d just done drugs without the doing drugs part
Now that you mention it and I watch it again... yep.
"People don't kill people. Burning oreo packages kill people."
He speaks a more Spanish dialect, heard in S. America more than Mexico
The “S” at the end of the word is blunted … as in Arol-dee-th. Probably learned it in Andorra.
Cuban Spanish.
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I'm wondering why on earth they have a "don't try this at home" disclaimer
NO ONE CAN DO THAT AT HOME EXCEPT HIM!
Size limits only apply in game threads
Giggity.
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This is giving me a very enjoyable seizure
"OVERCHARGE, v. To ask a higher price than you can get." -Ambrose Bierce
by RijoSaboCaseyWKRP on May 4, 2011 6:37 PM EDT up reply actions
Unicorn diarrhea.
"People don't kill people. Burning oreo packages kill people."
by crolfer on May 4, 2011 5:53 PM EDT up reply actions 4 recs
The only diarrhea with chunks of rainbow!
by andromache on May 4, 2011 9:05 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Also, anyone seen the Votto Sports Center commercial?
There were rumors of one being made this off-season, but I haven’t seen one yet.
I just realized Cueto is lining up to pitch in the Cardinals series
At home, though.
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by RijoSaboCaseyWKRP on May 4, 2011 6:40 PM EDT reply actions
nope
but asking Cueto to anal rape their mothers—that would be
by jacob brumfield on May 4, 2011 9:23 PM EDT up reply actions
Is anyone watching the Cards-Fish game?
Carpenter keeps screaming at HanRam about something. He’s screamed at him twice now after the inning is over. What’s he going to tell his son? He’s trying to get a brawl started.
Kinda watching, but missed that
He’s just a fucktard, is all. Still winless and getting shelled – his head should explode any second now.
Without deviation from the norm, progress is not possible.
by Unmitigated Audacity on May 4, 2011 9:48 PM EDT up reply actions
Hanley threw his bat down after he popped up.
Carp was ragging on him and it looked like Hanley was confused by it all. Carp just kept it up.
The next time, Hanley carried his bat with him to first base on the comebacker. I wonder why.
What would Hanley tell his son about that?
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he's tanking the first half of the season so the Reds don't have to trade the whole farm for him.
helping out the system yo!
Set the gearshift to the high gear of your soul.
by Kevin Mitchell is Batman on May 4, 2011 11:37 PM EDT up reply actions
Reds have the same number of wins as Pittsburgh
That can’t last, can it?
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Pirates-Indians
is going to be an weird World Series.
the world isn't supposed to end
until next year.
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ended with a Matt Holliday GIDP
He’s no Jay Bruce!
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more of an Albert Pujols type!
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by Yossarian22 on May 5, 2011 12:19 AM EDT up reply actions 3 recs
Although he's giving up some shots tonight.
"People don't kill people. Burning oreo packages kill people."
I saw this up the thread
About Hanley: With the way he is performing right now, lets just say this continues and he bats around .200 by the deadline. Would we make a deal for him?
LTP is for Stubbs only!
my guess is no
The Fish want to keep Hanley; they’ve made it clear that they want him to be the face of the franchise when they open their new stadium. They signed him to a 6-year, $70 million extension – probably too rich for Walt’s blood. They even signed his cousin for over $4 million, because he says he’s always dreamed of playing on the same team as his cousin, and they feared he would leave if they didn’t make it so.
He probably won’t still be batting .200 at the deadline. If he is, there’s a serious problem, and we should stay away.
His OPS last year was 100 points lower than in the previous three years. He was still a good hitter, especially for a SS, and it’s only one year, but combined with his struggles this year, it’s concerning, considering his injury history. If he’s really 27, his power should be peaking now, but it’s falling.
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All I hear about Hanley is that he's just in a slump.
It’s more about frustration now. When he starts to hit again, all will be forgiven in Fishville.
He may have a wrist injury but if he does and isn’t saying, that’s not smart.
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Today's lineup. Not terrible for a getaway day and a team with no real 3B
Heisey CF
Renteria SS
Votto 1B
Phillips 2B
Bruce RF
Gomes LF
Hanigan C
Janish 3B
Bailey P
Billy Hamilton: Snax
Devin Mesoraco: Snacks
Renteria pwns Brett Myers
20-for-43, .465, 2 HR according to Jamie Ramsey.
I’m surprised Cairo’s not in the lineup. 5-for-18, .278
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predictions for Homer?
I’ll say 6 IP / 3 ER / 2 BB / 6 K
Joey Votto on Colin Cowherd: "I don’t know who he is"
My 8th grade class just finished 3 hours of testing, including 2 essays. Their brains are fried.
The Sandlot FTW!
Billy Hamilton: Snax
Devin Mesoraco: Snacks
"Let me tell you something kid; Everybody gets one chance to do something great. Most people never take the chance, either because they're too scared, or they don't recognize it when it spits on their shoes."
Also…….You’re killin’ me smalls!!!
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In other news....
Wendy Peffercorn done growed up.
"I'm telling you, my other poo story is much better." -- btcoop71
Not sure what that link is, but my school's firewall blocked it. So I can only imagine.
Billy Hamilton: Snax
Devin Mesoraco: Snacks
Just a pic of the girl who played Wendy, all grown up and sexified
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yeah, wow
I feel kind of dirty for thinking she’s hot, but she is
Joey Votto on Colin Cowherd: "I don’t know who he is"
She's one of those women ....
… who your wife is intent on telling you is the sort of woman who doesn’t find you interesting … so stop staring at her cleavage.
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no word on the pink glove?
I’d love for him to wear that in a big league game. Be like Cam’Ron and get the pink to pop.
Let's not kid ourselves. It's really, really, bad.
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