Game 50 Part 7: You losers are still here?
I haven't had anything funny to say for hours at this point.
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"This is the St. Louis Cardinals we're talking about. They suck. Screw them. With a shovel. The sharp metal end. And then set them on fire." - crolfer
I showed up because I' terribly lonely.
Let's not kid ourselves. It's really, really, bad.
by Cy Schourek on May 26, 2011 12:58 AM EDT up reply actions
Thanks for coming out, Menace
It really means a lot.
by Charlie Scrabbles on May 26, 2011 12:58 AM EDT up reply actions
12 and a calf?
Why are you working the permit's desk, and why was that child clubbing your nuggets? ~ Ron Swanson
by BigBabyBruce on May 26, 2011 12:59 AM EDT up reply actions
is that like Vivid?
Let's not kid ourselves. It's really, really, bad.
by Cy Schourek on May 26, 2011 12:59 AM EDT up reply actions
why is it still fisher?
we have 2 long men down in the ’pen
i guess they’ve pitched in the last 3 days, boo hoo
firs?t?
It is an advantage, I guess.
They’re on their last pitcher, we have two more. They could blink first.
by the finest muffins on May 26, 2011 12:58 AM EDT up reply actions
I;m git a loser
"People don't kill people. Burning oreo packages kill people."
by crolfer on May 26, 2011 12:56 AM EDT reply actions 1 recs
poopie diapers
Why are you working the permit's desk, and why was that child clubbing your nuggets? ~ Ron Swanson
by BigBabyBruce on May 26, 2011 12:57 AM EDT up reply actions
in before game over
"Joe is baseball in Cincinnati...We can lose players, managers and coaches, but we can't afford to lose Joe Nuxhall." - Sparky Anderson
Whoops, I said party.
Make it so, party people!!
by the finest muffins on May 26, 2011 12:57 AM EDT up reply actions
If we get to the next inning- I think they'll have a position player pitch
"People don't kill people. Burning oreo packages kill people."
Dusty laces his toothpicks with 100% pure Colombian cocaine
by manichedgehog on May 26, 2011 12:58 AM EDT up reply actions
when did he start putting the toothpicks up his nose?
Why are you working the permit's desk, and why was that child clubbing your nuggets? ~ Ron Swanson
by BigBabyBruce on May 26, 2011 12:58 AM EDT up reply actions
Doesn't matter how it gets in
As long as it does
by manichedgehog on May 26, 2011 12:58 AM EDT up reply actions
TWSS
Why are you working the permit's desk, and why was that child clubbing your nuggets? ~ Ron Swanson
by BigBabyBruce on May 26, 2011 12:59 AM EDT up reply actions
Ruiz grounding to Rolen
was the oldest groundout ever.
Let's not kid ourselves. It's really, really, bad.
by Cy Schourek on May 26, 2011 12:57 AM EDT reply actions 3 recs
is this the first diamondbacks reference?
because if so thats remarkable
Retractions are for journalists! -Gray
ESPN has finally showed a list of who's left that included LeCure and Maloney.
But they didn’t point out that they were relief pitchers.
by the finest muffins on May 26, 2011 1:00 AM EDT up reply actions
really? ESPN2 just showed a graphic on who was left an inning ago.
Let's not kid ourselves. It's really, really, bad.
Yeah
If we can come to the plate against whoever they throw out there, we can win it fer sher.
by Charlie Scrabbles on May 26, 2011 1:00 AM EDT up reply actions
He is cracking me up.
Why are you working the permit's desk, and why was that child clubbing your nuggets? ~ Ron Swanson
by BigBabyBruce on May 26, 2011 1:00 AM EDT up reply actions
Not at all.
I just got bored so i’ve stippoed deleting when i make typing mistake
"People don't kill people. Burning oreo packages kill people."
That sounds like fun.
Why are you working the permit's desk, and why was that child clubbing your nuggets? ~ Ron Swanson
by BigBabyBruce on May 26, 2011 1:01 AM EDT up reply actions
this ump wants this to end looks like
"Playing baseball for a living is like having a license to steal." - Pete Rose
I'm really tired.
But got really anxious all of a sudden.
Follow me on Twitter!
https://twitter.com/#!/Charlie_858
come on Fischer one more
"Playing baseball for a living is like having a license to steal." - Pete Rose
sound like Volquez through 2
"Playing baseball for a living is like having a license to steal." - Pete Rose
by Caleb on May 26, 2011 1:01 AM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
He has to be the MVP at this point.
Why are you working the permit's desk, and why was that child clubbing your nuggets? ~ Ron Swanson
by BigBabyBruce on May 26, 2011 1:02 AM EDT up reply actions
I was going to sleep no matter what after this inning.
But the position player pitching prospect has me staying up. Damn it.
Yes! Heisey! ESPN guy had me freaked out.
We can do this. We can, we can, we can.
by the finest muffins on May 26, 2011 1:01 AM EDT reply actions
Wilson Valdez pitching against 3-4-5
Nomar openly giggling in the booth. This is getting me fun.
Let's not kid ourselves. It's really, really, bad.
hard
Why are you working the permit's desk, and why was that child clubbing your nuggets? ~ Ron Swanson
by BigBabyBruce on May 26, 2011 1:03 AM EDT up reply actions
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Has anyone every read Stephen King’s The Dark Tower series?
19
Why are you working the permit's desk, and why was that child clubbing your nuggets? ~ Ron Swanson
I really think that's what Dusty's waiting for, at least for one of the pitchers.
If we get ahead, he wants somebody new to bring in for the bottom of the inning.
by the finest muffins on May 26, 2011 1:03 AM EDT up reply actions
WILson Valdez on to the hpich
hpich is a cross between hill and pitch. Whose playing econd?
"People don't kill people. Burning oreo packages kill people."
Right now everything you type makes me laugh.
Why are you working the permit's desk, and why was that child clubbing your nuggets? ~ Ron Swanson
by BigBabyBruce on May 26, 2011 1:04 AM EDT up reply actions
He's been one of my favorites since he changed his name from "Charles" to "Carlos" in single A
Let's not kid ourselves. It's really, really, bad.
If Wilson Valdez pitches a perfect 19th
I am drowning my face in a vat of boiling fondue
Remember when Joe Inlgett threw 9 pitches and a perfect inning against us?
by Charlie Scrabbles on May 26, 2011 1:03 AM EDT reply actions
Hey gang!
Got the kids to bed here on the west coast, took care of a few things, then logged on to watch the condensed game.
Why don’t they have the condensed game up already? Could it still be going on? It would have to be the 22nd inning or something.
My bad, only at the 17th. Woohoo, live baseball for the west coast!
"The USA despite its flaws and corruption and overall messiness is still a great and powerful instrument of freedom and hope for the entire world." - Madville
yeah, but I already got to watch 2 innings!
"The USA despite its flaws and corruption and overall messiness is still a great and powerful instrument of freedom and hope for the entire world." - Madville
i think my grandkids will be watching this game, or playing in it
Its the thing that will not end
by Jack Armstrong started an All Star Game on May 26, 2011 1:03 AM EDT via mobile reply actions
Who was it for the Brewer's last year that pitched a 1-2-3 inning with a 70 MPH fastball and a 50 MPH Ephus.
Why are you working the permit's desk, and why was that child clubbing your nuggets? ~ Ron Swanson
Fuckin' A Ilost my internet there for a few minutes
Rick Santorum telling my father [he] doesn't know about torture is like Carrot Top telling Lebron James he doesn't know about basketball." Meghan McCain
WOW, YOU'RE A TERRIBLE TYPIST
AS IT TURNS OUT.
by the finest muffins on May 26, 2011 1:05 AM EDT up reply actions
Lol
"Who's Been Eatin' Hummus" DJAX
Im not JIBTA.
by howard is better than pujols on May 26, 2011 2:20 AM EDT via mobile up reply actions
wow, Johnu is right, 88 MPH...
I don't argue I correct.
by Yossarian22 on May 26, 2011 1:04 AM EDT reply actions 4 recs
Whew time for another diet Vernors and old Grandad
Rick Santorum telling my father [he] doesn't know about torture is like Carrot Top telling Lebron James he doesn't know about basketball." Meghan McCain
Is anyone here beside me actually getting paid to be awake?
Right night to work the graveyard shift.
I'm salaried, on call 24 hours a day, 7 days a week.
So I guess I am
by Jack Armstrong started an All Star Game on May 26, 2011 1:08 AM EDT via mobile up reply actions
Trying this again. I figure I have time to figure it out tonight.

You're never as bad as you look when you lose. You're never as good as you look when you win.
one more time

You're never as bad as you look when you lose. You're never as good as you look when you win.
I just wouldn't swing.
What are the chances he can hit the plate?
Why are you working the permit's desk, and why was that child clubbing your nuggets? ~ Ron Swanson
I'm here
‘cause I’m hoping to see Janish pitch.
All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?
who goes to short then?
"Playing baseball for a living is like having a license to steal." - Pete Rose
Arroyo!
He’s got a GG. And they always say it’s easier for fielders to move out than in.
All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?
if anyone gets on he is an automatic balk
"Playing baseball for a living is like having a license to steal." - Pete Rose
Valdez has uncommenly large ears
Rick Santorum telling my father [he] doesn't know about torture is like Carrot Top telling Lebron James he doesn't know about basketball." Meghan McCain
Why swing?!?
Why are you working the permit's desk, and why was that child clubbing your nuggets? ~ Ron Swanson
Wilson Valdez got Votto to fly out.
This has been some kind of day.
just a bit outside
"The USA despite its flaws and corruption and overall messiness is still a great and powerful instrument of freedom and hope for the entire world." - Madville
Wake up Gramps its your turn to bat
Rick Santorum telling my father [he] doesn't know about torture is like Carrot Top telling Lebron James he doesn't know about basketball." Meghan McCain
Rolen is having an uncommonly bad day
"People don't kill people. Burning oreo packages kill people."
This guy.
Why are you working the permit's desk, and why was that child clubbing your nuggets? ~ Ron Swanson
by BigBabyBruce on May 26, 2011 1:08 AM EDT up reply actions
I got the weirdest add on my Pandora app today
it was a “sexy” girl’s voice saying “Hey there boy. You sure have a manly taste in music. You’re so manly you could just…explode with manliness. Drink Miller light and listen to more good music to celebrate your manliness.”
WTF I’m listening to a Bitter:Sweet station?
Let's not kid ourselves. It's really, really, bad.
In the middle of the night? Yeah.
When my mother-in-law is in for the weekend? No.
by Charlie Scrabbles on May 26, 2011 1:08 AM EDT up reply actions
Love that Rolen didn't even bother to sell it.
“I’m going to first, don’t give a shit”
Breaking ball's not breaking tonight for Valdez
by ken on May 26, 2011 1:07 AM EDT reply actions 3 recs
Seriously just don't swing.
He will probably walk every batter.
Why are you working the permit's desk, and why was that child clubbing your nuggets? ~ Ron Swanson
God dammit!
My FSO feed just hit the fritz!!
by Charlie Scrabbles on May 26, 2011 1:07 AM EDT reply actions
could be worse
Could be Juan Valdez.
Or Exxon Valdez.
All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?
2 run Johnson - please
Rick Santorum telling my father [he] doesn't know about torture is like Carrot Top telling Lebron James he doesn't know about basketball." Meghan McCain
Why are they swinging?
Why are you working the permit's desk, and why was that child clubbing your nuggets? ~ Ron Swanson
Fucking pathetic. Can't even get a lousy hit against a fucking position player pitching.
Phone's ringing, Dude.
oh my...
if we lose this flicking hgame…
"People don't kill people. Burning oreo packages kill people."
that was insane.
force him to throw three strikes.
Follow me on Twitter!
https://twitter.com/#!/Charlie_858
Wtf...
This isn’t real, right?
Fell asleep after howards tater. Woke because of the storm moving through. Figured the iPod app just failed to report the score.
xFLIP
by supergrover on May 26, 2011 1:09 AM EDT via mobile reply actions
don't let is mellow!
"People don't kill people. Burning oreo packages kill people."
by crolfer on May 26, 2011 1:10 AM EDT up reply actions 2 recs
Apparently Fisher is going out there again.
What a joke. Why were they swinging?
Why are you working the permit's desk, and why was that child clubbing your nuggets? ~ Ron Swanson
Carlos has got to running on fumes
Rick Santorum telling my father [he] doesn't know about torture is like Carrot Top telling Lebron James he doesn't know about basketball." Meghan McCain
They were stinging the ball off him last inning.
I give him three pitches in the bottom of the inning if he goes back out there. After that, either his arm falls off or they hit a tater.
Phone's ringing, Dude.
That inning made my left boob sag
and I don’t have boobs
by hachigo! on May 26, 2011 1:10 AM EDT reply actions 2 recs
Yes, very sick of it.
Why are you working the permit's desk, and why was that child clubbing your nuggets? ~ Ron Swanson
by BigBabyBruce on May 26, 2011 1:10 AM EDT up reply actions
yes
by Jack Armstrong started an All Star Game on May 26, 2011 1:14 AM EDT via mobile up reply actions
The Phils are giving away this game on a platter
Pitch LeCure, for God’s sake
Wait
What happened? Did we just flush the game against Valdez?
by Charlie Scrabbles on May 26, 2011 1:10 AM EDT reply actions
WEl flushed it like something not yelloq
"People don't kill people. Burning oreo packages kill people."
Three popups on an injured 2B who can't throw a strike (but is a trooper, I'll give him that).
by Cuetotally Amazing on May 26, 2011 1:11 AM EDT up reply actions
Valdez isn’t injured
"Who's Been Eatin' Hummus" DJAX
Im not JIBTA.
by howard is better than pujols on May 26, 2011 2:27 AM EDT via mobile up reply actions
Is it draft day, yet?
We Are ... Marshall!
by Thundering Turtle on May 26, 2011 1:11 AM EDT via mobile reply actions
fair enough
This oughta be a fun one to watch via DVR. I likely did not record all of it. later all, keep burning the midnight oil. Go Reds!
2 pitchers left in the 'pen, but Fisher stays in to face top of lineup at 80 pitches
he’s throwing valdez speeds
Getting excited about Valdez pitching to you is like premature ejaculation
by Jack Armstrong started an All Star Game on May 26, 2011 1:11 AM EDT via mobile reply actions
it's like buying a hooker for the night
and ejaculating in the first 20 minutes.
Let's not kid ourselves. It's really, really, bad.
You telling me you don't get the hooker for the rest of the night?
Why are you working the permit's desk, and why was that child clubbing your nuggets? ~ Ron Swanson
by BigBabyBruce on May 26, 2011 1:14 AM EDT up reply actions
Whoever said Dusty won the managing battle
apparently didn’t anticipate Fisher going back out there.
Still not a candidate.
Wonder if they can run out of baseballs
What do they do? Go to a delay while the bullpen catcher runs out to Dick’s?
wow
I’m shocked he is letting them see Carlos again
"Playing baseball for a living is like having a license to steal." - Pete Rose
have they done that tonight?
"Playing baseball for a living is like having a license to steal." - Pete Rose
How about some pole dancing ?

Rick Santorum telling my father [he] doesn't know about torture is like Carrot Top telling Lebron James he doesn't know about basketball." Meghan McCain
doing a search of her is one of the most uncomfortable things out there
its a whole lot of leering.
Let's not kid ourselves. It's really, really, bad.
Why is Thom so adamant that a loss would be embarrassing?
I think the innings count has eclipsed his IQ and he’s getting jealous.
Losers are always embarrassed when they lose
Rick Santorum telling my father [he] doesn't know about torture is like Carrot Top telling Lebron James he doesn't know about basketball." Meghan McCain
At this point, I was prepared to not care
And then it became apparent that Wilson Valdez can pick up the win
by manichedgehog on May 26, 2011 1:14 AM EDT up reply actions
yeah, I don't really care who wins
I just want to see it to its fruition.
Let's not kid ourselves. It's really, really, bad.
Buster_ESPN Buster Olney
Of the four Reds who hit against Valdez in the 19th, it was Fisher—the pitcher—who reacted with the most anger after failing to get a hit.
We aren't but Dusty is
Rick Santorum telling my father [he] doesn't know about torture is like Carrot Top telling Lebron James he doesn't know about basketball." Meghan McCain
Exactly what do you tell Carlos here?
“You’ll probably never pitch again in your life…go get ’em, son!”
no matter what, Fischer for JNMSofG
by Jack Armstrong started an All Star Game on May 26, 2011 1:16 AM EDT via mobile reply actions 2 recs
Why are they doing the Braves tomahawk chant?
by the finest muffins on May 26, 2011 1:17 AM EDT up reply actions
Two servicable relief players to use...
and he’s using the AAA closer for 7 innings.
Can't wait to see Dusty get upset by questions wondering why we didnt throw LeCure
"Live every week like it's shark week. And dress everyday like you're gonna get murdered in those clothes." - Tracey Jordan
by RedinWrigleyville on May 26, 2011 1:17 AM EDT reply actions
I heard he ran into the clubhouse and nobody knows why.
it is through facebook.
I don't argue I correct.
Baker'd the game away
by Jack Armstrong started an All Star Game on May 26, 2011 1:18 AM EDT via mobile reply actions
"there are reasons"
name one tHom
"Playing baseball for a living is like having a license to steal." - Pete Rose
There are reasons for not pitching Maloney, but not LeCure.
LeCure cleaned up for Volquez. Maloney cleaned up for Arroyo.
Why are you working the permit's desk, and why was that child clubbing your nuggets? ~ Ron Swanson
by BigBabyBruce on May 26, 2011 1:20 AM EDT up reply actions
jeez
fisher looks like he is laboring to throw the IBB pitches
Baker hate = all time high
"Live every week like it's shark week. And dress everyday like you're gonna get murdered in those clothes." - Tracey Jordan
by RedinWrigleyville on May 26, 2011 1:19 AM EDT reply actions
The guy isn't long for the majors
I don’t think the Reds care
by manichedgehog on May 26, 2011 1:20 AM EDT up reply actions
IF is in? Not double play depth?
THAT’S WHY YOU IBB’D YOU FOOL?
Let's not kid ourselves. It's really, really, bad.
fish still just threw 91
give that man a beer
"The USA despite its flaws and corruption and overall messiness is still a great and powerful instrument of freedom and hope for the entire world." - Madville
God dammit...
Valdez got the fucking win. Fuck. Fuck. cfuck.
"People don't kill people. Burning oreo packages kill people."
I totally agree with tHom
"Playing baseball for a living is like having a license to steal." - Pete Rose
Where's Harang when you ...
Never mind.
We Are ... Marshall!
by Thundering Turtle on May 26, 2011 1:20 AM EDT via mobile reply actions
Valdez gets the win
Geez Louise.
All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?
Boooo.
That sucks. LeCure should have pitched. Bruce should have taken some pitches. But I also feel like tomorrow’s anyone game. Everyone’s worn out.
by the finest muffins on May 26, 2011 1:20 AM EDT reply actions
Every batter should have taken some pitches.
Votto was 2-1 or 3-1 I can’t remember.
Why are you working the permit's desk, and why was that child clubbing your nuggets? ~ Ron Swanson
by BigBabyBruce on May 26, 2011 1:22 AM EDT up reply actions
The MVP is 3-1 against a position player and he swing out of his shoes.
Makes sense doesn’t it? I’d rather see the players go up there with the bat on their shoulder until strike two against a guy that isn’t an actual pitcher.
Why are you working the permit's desk, and why was that child clubbing your nuggets? ~ Ron Swanson
by BigBabyBruce on May 26, 2011 1:23 AM EDT up reply actions
apparently LeCure left the bullpen for the cluhouse?
has anyone else heard that?
I don't argue I correct.
He has a fresh LeCure/Maloney combo to back him up
But he better not need ’em.
You're never as bad as you look when you lose. You're never as good as you look when you win.
hopefully they stay on the air for Dusty's comments
"Playing baseball for a living is like having a license to steal." - Pete Rose
Sure, that part sucked...
but then Dusty completely set Fisher up to fail. It wasn’t the only reason for the loss, but it was a dick move regardless.
Still not a candidate.
Not only that...
Fisher was laboring on the mound and he sends Price out to tell him to “suck it up”.
meh fair enough
could have coached those guy to take some more pitches though. No excuse though, fisher came up to back. Shoulda been Arroyo or Cueto up there to PH and then LeCure to close it out… really NO excuse.
let's see what was wrong with lecure
he wasn’t available. didn’t maloney pitch big innings 2 days ago?
I'm convinced that LeCure is our fifth starter right now
by manichedgehog on May 26, 2011 1:23 AM EDT up reply actions
somewhere around the 17th
you might re-evaluate that plan since there are other options.
You're never as bad as you look when you lose. You're never as good as you look when you win.
also great point
i thought baker’s moves were solid up until this one. Fisher was clearly gassed finishing the previous inning, and he was coming up to bat. Def can be re-evaluated, use LeCure tonite, call up some guy from AAA for Friday. Even if LeCure starts friday, i doubt he’s going to hold a spot in the rotation for a long time this season.
Maloney threw 50 pitches on Friday and again the following Sunday
so Maloney probably should have gone out.
I don't argue I correct.
i mean lecure isn't that gassed
he threw 55 pitches on sunday, fisher had just thrown 70+ pitches and is not a starter/long man!
It was an asshole move.
It’s not just losing the game. Fisher was completely done. He could be hurt from that.
He was a starter in the minors, he will be okay.
There were at least two dozen chances to win this one on both sides, it’s silly to pick one moment.
by Cuetotally Amazing on May 26, 2011 1:29 AM EDT up reply actions
Will somebody buy Duster a Strat-o-Matic for Christmas?
Un-friggin-believable!!!
You're never as bad as you look when you lose. You're never as good as you look when you win.
that's the end of the season right?
19 inning loss in 2008 was it. plus, we swept STL, which was obviously a huge mistake. we’re going through the same spiral they did, except now we have to play hard teams. 1-7 now?
good thing we sent frazier down.
can’t wait to hear what was wrong with lecure/maloney.
Some assbag will say "don't panic" or whatever.
But yeah, pretty much. Championship teams don’t lose to position players or get picked off while chatting and smiling. They don’t have a parade of hitters who went 0-5 or worse. Just an awful game all around.
Phone's ringing, Dude.
Hey gang...don't panic..there still a lot of ball left to played...
Rick Santorum telling my father [he] doesn't know about torture is like Carrot Top telling Lebron James he doesn't know about basketball." Meghan McCain
I'll call you both an assbag.
Don’t panic. Christ, it is May.
Why are you working the permit's desk, and why was that child clubbing your nuggets? ~ Ron Swanson
by BigBabyBruce on May 26, 2011 1:25 AM EDT up reply actions
No joke.
Your team just balled for 19 innings, and lost after a huge effort. Giving up says more about you than them.
by Cuetotally Amazing on May 26, 2011 1:30 AM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Yeah, because this is the same team we had in May of 2008 and 2009.
Why are you working the permit's desk, and why was that child clubbing your nuggets? ~ Ron Swanson
by BigBabyBruce on May 26, 2011 1:27 AM EDT up reply actions
I can't tell if this is sarcasm or you are an idiot.
If it is sarcasm then I will apologize.
Why are you working the permit's desk, and why was that child clubbing your nuggets? ~ Ron Swanson
by BigBabyBruce on May 26, 2011 1:30 AM EDT up reply actions
it's pessimism for the immediate future and irrelevant gibberish for the rest of the season
they’re just in some kinda nasty funk, i do not think that the season is over. 3rd place sucks though eh
won't really be a bad effect
only Fisher was terribly abused, they can demote him and get Reienke or Valliquete or somebody who can pitch tomorrow.
I don't argue I correct.
I seriously doubt they can get to Philly in time. Tomorrow's game is in less than 12 hours.
Unless they made that call in the 10th inning or something.
by the finest muffins on May 26, 2011 1:26 AM EDT up reply actions
They had the day off today anyways.
They weren’t already traveling. They could probably arrive in time.
yeah, it would be much more difficult to get to St. Louis or San Diego.
Put them on a 6AM flight.
I don't argue I correct.
I suppose I was working under the assumption that they'd need to also sleep.
But maybe that was faulty.
by the finest muffins on May 26, 2011 1:30 AM EDT up reply actions
Sleep on the plane.
Sleep during the game. It works for future HOF players.
I don't really care if they sleep
If it is a guy like Chad Reinke, I am sure he is glad to be in the big leagues if he doesn’t sleep for 36 hours. It isn’t that uncommon in situations like this.
I don't argue I correct.
Well, I was thinking
even if you need to take a 10 AM flight, you can arrive at the ballpark in time for the game.
Still not a candidate.
Yeah, I probably didn't think this one through.
And I guess he (whoever he is) could do his pre-game workout (whatever that is) during the early innings.
by the finest muffins on May 26, 2011 9:13 AM EDT up reply actions
Bats were off today, so whomever they want is probably in Louisville
I am sure whomever they want is in Louisville, if they can’t get them out on a USAir flight out of Louisville, I am sure that Delta will bump somebody to help their corporate partners get what they need out of Cincinnati.
I don't argue I correct.
Not the limo driver
That would end poorly. The pitcher.
by battlekow on May 26, 2011 1:34 AM EDT up reply actions 2 recs
Princess Diane'd
I don't argue I correct.
by Yossarian22 on May 26, 2011 1:35 AM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Ambien isn't really effective
so, the driver should be fine. Also, Alrodis Chapman should be driving the limo. 105 MPH, man.
How about Daryl Thompson from Carolina?
He’s on the 40-man, he hasn’t pitched since the 21st, and they’re in Raleigh.
I had no idea he was still in the organization
much less the 40 Man.
That isn't a bad idea
Reinke isn’t on the 40 man, but we have room. So the 40 man isn’t as important as it was before we gave you DRH.
I don't argue I correct.
What a sorry ass effort by the Reds after the Howard HR.
"The Reds have started 2011 the way they ended 2010!"
Yeah, no shit... holding the Phillies to zero runs over 31 outs.
pieces of shit.
Fisher is my hero
xFLIP
LeCure is prolly the Friday game starter.
Maloney is useless
Tis team had a number of chances to win …but right now the offense sucks,
Off to bed gang !!!!
Could have used this guy 2nite

Carl Hubbel
Rick Santorum telling my father [he] doesn't know about torture is like Carrot Top telling Lebron James he doesn't know about basketball." Meghan McCain
ESPN: "Kudos and applause to all the Philadelphia fans"
Yeah, hail the fine working people of the City of Brotherly Love. That Carlos Fisher guy should really take a page from their book…
I would have been fine
if the team lost because Maloney is awful…that’s baseball. Dusty did everything in his power to drain Fisher. What sucks is that Fisher will get sent down tomorrow, again and all he’ll get for his heroic effort is a lame pat on the back from Dusty. Dusty will hide behind some chickenshit excuse as always.
Playing the Devil's Advocate
(as I’m one of the few non-sleep-deprived folks here)
Could this be Dusty saying we got nothing left in the tank, let’s pack it in and save ourselves for tomorrow against a depleted Phils?
I disagree
You still have LeCure. You only need to hold out for one inning – TWO AT MOST – and you’ll get something against Valdez. They had no interest in going another inning.
by manichedgehog on May 26, 2011 1:28 AM EDT up reply actions
Exactly.
You hang on and beat the guy tonight. Then you go for a series win tomorrow. As is, the best they’ll get is a split, and they have to beat Cliff Lee to do it. Then play 3 more goddamn games on this stupid road trip.
No other way to see it: Dusty gave this one away.
Phone's ringing, Dude.
I think it's simply
that he’s gonna start on Friday. Otherwise, did he get hurt warming up?
heard he left the bullpen for the clubhouse.
why else did he start throwing if he is going to pitch on Friday? Did Walt turn the game on and see Sam up and send Dusty a text?
I don't argue I correct.
That's kind of the way I was thinking about it.
What does Fisher do for this team?
Why are you working the permit's desk, and why was that child clubbing your nuggets? ~ Ron Swanson
by BigBabyBruce on May 26, 2011 1:28 AM EDT up reply actions
Well, he was obviously saying that
Why he would say that when they beat you to “position player pitching” by two full pitchers would be interesting to know.
If I were owner or GM.....Dusty is fired 10 minutes ago for that game
by bringbackthemayor on May 26, 2011 1:27 AM EDT via mobile reply actions
Good thing you aren't an owner or a GM.
Why are you working the permit's desk, and why was that child clubbing your nuggets? ~ Ron Swanson
by BigBabyBruce on May 26, 2011 1:29 AM EDT up reply actions
Technically, no were aren't
We didn’t use the two long men in our bullpen.
Why are you working the permit's desk, and why was that child clubbing your nuggets? ~ Ron Swanson
by BigBabyBruce on May 26, 2011 1:31 AM EDT up reply actions
also, further proof of atheism tonight
philly fans get good things – cliff lee, roy halladay, 19 inning wins. worst fans in sports. no major religion’s god would tolerate that bullshit
no, Saturday was judgement day
and it takes God FIVE MONTHS to process the information.
I don't argue I correct.
Not to defend those fucking dickheads
But they are the most losingest team in history. They’ve had their share of bad things
Fuck it, we'll do it live.
I know Carlos Fisher isn't exactly poor
But he shouldn’t have to buy himself dinner for awhile after that one.
Valdez was interviewed and ask how it felt to have as many wins as Carp
by Jack Armstrong started an All Star Game on May 26, 2011 1:30 AM EDT via mobile reply actions
I thought this was right on:
Buster_ESPN Buster Olney
Of the four Reds who hit against Valdez in the 19th, it was Fisher—the pitcher—who reacted with the most anger after failing to get a hit.
"The Reds have started 2011 the way they ended 2010!"
I wonder
if this was Marty’s longest game (innings wise) of his career?
yes
the longest was 5/25/08 in SD
before that 17.1 agains the Cubbies in 79
"Playing baseball for a living is like having a license to steal." - Pete Rose
I watched this entire game with ear infections and the flu.
This has been awful.
Can you imagine what level of suck Gomes could have worked into 19 innings?
0 – 9, 7 Ks, 12 LOB
"Live every week like it's shark week. And dress everyday like you're gonna get murdered in those clothes." - Tracey Jordan
by RedinWrigleyville on May 26, 2011 1:40 AM EDT reply actions 3 recs
WTF?
First off, let’s all agree that Votto and Bruce probably should have been more patient against Valdez. However, let’s also remember that it wasn’t like he was throwing underhand or anything – sometimes you make outs no matter how bad the pitcher is. That’s baseball. However, leaving Fisher in was complete BS by Dusty. You have to play to win THIS game, not tomorrow. You have no idea what happens tomorrow. The game could get rained out. The Reds could score 12 runs in the first inning and we would then leave Bailey in even if he gives up 6 or 7. Or we could give up 12 runs in the first 3 innings and then just use Janish. Get someone to Philly in the morning. But don’t leave Fisher in there when he can barely get the ball to home plate on an IBB. I place this loss squarely on Dusty’s shoulders. What did he do to try to win the game?
Bfruce I will not criticize
because he did everything this game. However Votto annoyed me in that at bat. I don’t know what he was doing but he nearly popped out to the infield too.
His ball went nearly to the warning track.
by Cuetotally Amazing on May 26, 2011 1:48 AM EDT up reply actions
I agree, of course, but I think he saw a batting practice ball. Sadly, it wasn't quite enough.
They’ll put together something crazy tomorrow and we will all forget about this and feel better.
by Cuetotally Amazing on May 26, 2011 2:03 AM EDT up reply actions
I hope so but I need to expect less
I got my hopes toay after the win yesterday and the comeback today
can't win for losing, can he
Use Harang in San Diego because we play to win this game… destroys Harang… gdu Dusty!
Use a career minor leaguer in Philadelphia and hold back the (maybe) starter… gdu Dusty!
xFLIP
got picked off during a Rolen walk
talking to Rollins. After that Bruce walked. It would have been a bases loaded walk.
son ov a bitch
and an out at home on bruce
and failure to hit valdez
and leaving fisher in
really gave this away
johnfayman John Fay
LeCure and Maloney were not available. LeCure tried to get loose and couldn’t. #reds
he could be hurt
If he is dealing with a minor arm injury, would you want him to risk blowing up his arm?
I don't argue I correct.
believe Dusty said they were both too sore
Who do you risk injury? Fischer, Maloney, or LeCure? Obviously Fischer is less important.
Vanish was the next pitcher Dusty said.
by Jack Armstrong started an All Star Game on May 26, 2011 1:48 AM EDT via mobile up reply actions
i doubt today will fuck Fisher up too much
he has started in the past. He probably should get 5-7 days off and he will be fine. Big difference between using guys who are stiff and sore over letting a guy throw 90 pitches.
I don't argue I correct.
the Phils are just a flat out better team
so when you continually have bonehead plays against them you you don’t have much of a chance.
"Playing baseball for a living is like having a license to steal." - Pete Rose
Brandon Phillips
I lost the game. I take the blame. I put my head down. I fell for the banana in the tailpipe. All my fault.
fell for the banana in the tailpipe – TWSS?
BRUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
On Twitter just now:
I want 2 apologize 2 all the #Reds fans 4 my mistake tonite. It was my fault 4 the loss, but I will keep my head up and get ready 4 the next game! #GOREDS
This makes me really sad for some reason.
by the finest muffins on May 26, 2011 1:49 AM EDT up reply actions
it does me too
even though I was and am angry and frustrated at that idiotc incident, but I’m honestly more angry about the Votto-Bruce performance against Valdez at this point.
I do "love" him in the same way somone man crushing on him does
and add to that my appreciation for his person, but I do not love him in the way I unabashedly love Bruce Campbell. All that adds up to this—he can do wrong in my mind, and tonight he did.
I honestly feel nauseated and nottired
I need some tranqs, but as I don’t have those perhaps an alcholic nightcap is in order. ANy recommendations?
on the plus side, jay bruce is:
• 1st in NL in HR (13)
• 5th in NL in RBI (36)
• 6th in NL in R (32)
• 10th in NL in SLG (.541)
in a related story my fantasy team is in 1st place
Not in the RR league. That’s just a big pile of awful
If Fisher had somehow made it out of the 19th, who do you pitch for the 20th?
The only choice is Janish, but then where do you put Fisher? Shortstop? Or do you run Fisher back out there again?
i think ur only option was lecure or maloney
which is why it made even less sense that the switch wasnt made. It’s as if Baker had conceded the game.
God damnit
For three innings I’m thinking where the fuck is LeCure?
3 innings every 3rd day shouldn’t be a deal-breaker for a long man.
I mean, it’s not like they’d be running him out there EVERY 3rd day, but you know, you don’t have 19 INNING GAMES every decade or anything.

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