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Game 50 Part 6: NOW the intrigue begins!

Yeah, it wasn't intriguing before.  But now it is!

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I THINK WE CAN GET BAEZ OUT MAYBE

"People don't kill people. Burning oreo packages kill people."

by crolfer on May 26, 2011 12:21 AM EDT reply actions  

Wait- is this thread real?

"People don't kill people. Burning oreo packages kill people."

by crolfer on May 26, 2011 12:22 AM EDT reply actions  

You guys sent me to my own thread!

"People don't kill people. Burning oreo packages kill people."

by crolfer on May 26, 2011 12:22 AM EDT reply actions  

Jerks.

"People don't kill people. Burning oreo packages kill people."

by crolfer on May 26, 2011 12:22 AM EDT reply actions  

First.

Everytime I click on a new thread I think I’m going to get Rickroll’d

Why are you working the permit's desk, and why was that child clubbing your nuggets? ~ Ron Swanson

by BigBabyBruce on May 26, 2011 12:22 AM EDT reply actions  

Jesus my internet is slow.

Why are you working the permit's desk, and why was that child clubbing your nuggets? ~ Ron Swanson

by BigBabyBruce on May 26, 2011 12:25 AM EDT up reply actions  

How are all of those people still there?

Doesn’t anybody have to go to work in the morning?

Still not a candidate.

by Gray on May 26, 2011 12:22 AM EDT reply actions  

I mean at the stadium.

It appears to be kind of full still.

Still not a candidate.

by Gray on May 26, 2011 12:23 AM EDT up reply actions  

You're talking about the city of Philadelphia.

Why are you working the permit's desk, and why was that child clubbing your nuggets? ~ Ron Swanson

by BigBabyBruce on May 26, 2011 12:25 AM EDT up reply actions  

GameCast predicts the Phils a 67% chance of wining the game

Rick Santorum telling my father [he] doesn't know about torture is like Carrot Top telling Lebron James he doesn't know about basketball." Meghan McCain

by Madville on May 26, 2011 12:22 AM EDT reply actions  

this game is ridiculous

If I had a nickel for every time I procrastinate, I'd be so rich that I probably wouldn't have to procrastinate anymore.
"Hunter Pence out at home, catcher Gerald Laird. Three out." STL @ HOU, 4/28/11

by hr on May 26, 2011 12:22 AM EDT reply actions  

go reds!

staying up watching your reeeeeeediculous long games is my favorite way to get less than 5 hours of sleep!

by ritalin on May 26, 2011 12:22 AM EDT reply actions  

Fisher was a starting pitcher until 2009

and Arroyo may be back.

I don't argue I correct.

by Yossarian22 on May 26, 2011 12:23 AM EDT reply actions  

Hey! Other people are here! Welcome! We were raptured.

"People don't kill people. Burning oreo packages kill people."

by crolfer on May 26, 2011 12:23 AM EDT reply actions  

Wake the fuck up Joey

"Aroldis Chapman is a seven course meal followed by four hours of sex on the table with a nymphomaniac model heiress who owns her own brewery." - jch24

by BK on May 26, 2011 12:25 AM EDT reply actions  

I midd the Corkster at a time like this

Rick Santorum telling my father [he] doesn't know about torture is like Carrot Top telling Lebron James he doesn't know about basketball." Meghan McCain

by Madville on May 26, 2011 12:25 AM EDT reply actions  

arrrggggg

"Playing baseball for a living is like having a license to steal." - Pete Rose

by Caleb on May 26, 2011 12:25 AM EDT reply actions  

Maaaaan

I have a feeling not turning that is gonna come back to haunt

by OkieChase on May 26, 2011 12:25 AM EDT reply actions  

JOEY you have forsaken MEEEE

"People don't kill people. Burning oreo packages kill people."

by crolfer on May 26, 2011 12:25 AM EDT reply actions  

I just poked myself in the eye.

"People don't kill people. Burning oreo packages kill people."

by crolfer on May 26, 2011 12:25 AM EDT reply actions  

i considered poking you on facebook because of this

but decided that i don’t have a crush on you.

I don't argue I correct.

by Yossarian22 on May 26, 2011 12:26 AM EDT up reply actions  

YOU SAID YOU LOVED ME

"People don't kill people. Burning oreo packages kill people."

by crolfer on May 26, 2011 12:27 AM EDT up reply actions  

Though to be fair, I poked myself in the hand with a pen today.

And it not only hurt way more than it should have, but it left a big black mark.

by the finest muffins on May 26, 2011 12:28 AM EDT up reply actions  

Did you get ink in your blood stream?

You’ll die.

Why are you working the permit's desk, and why was that child clubbing your nuggets? ~ Ron Swanson

by BigBabyBruce on May 26, 2011 12:28 AM EDT up reply actions  

Are you allegic to ink?

You’ll die.

Why are you working the permit's desk, and why was that child clubbing your nuggets? ~ Ron Swanson

by BigBabyBruce on May 26, 2011 12:30 AM EDT up reply actions  

I got my eyes checked today

and they took awesome pictures of my retinas. Anyone want to see?

Let's not kid ourselves. It's really, really, bad.

by Cy Schourek on May 26, 2011 12:29 AM EDT up reply actions  

did you miss a stroke?

"Playing baseball for a living is like having a license to steal." - Pete Rose

by Caleb on May 26, 2011 12:27 AM EDT up reply actions  

Mulligan!

"People don't kill people. Burning oreo packages kill people."

by crolfer on May 26, 2011 12:28 AM EDT up reply actions  

x

Let's not kid ourselves. It's really, really, bad.

by Cy Schourek on May 26, 2011 12:30 AM EDT up reply actions   2 recs

Oh

I thought that shape was funny.

"People don't kill people. Burning oreo packages kill people."

by crolfer on May 26, 2011 12:31 AM EDT up reply actions  

It'll be everyone who didn't start tonight

with Votto, BP, and an outfielder to round out the lineup.

Still not a candidate.

by Gray on May 26, 2011 12:26 AM EDT up reply actions  

1. Heisey
2. Janish
3. Hernandez
4. Cairo
5. Gomes
6. Lewis
7. Hanigan
8. Renteria
9. Bailey

Retractions are for journalists! -Gray

by boobs on May 26, 2011 12:27 AM EDT up reply actions  

I'm guessing:

1. Heisey
2. Janish
3. Hernandez
4. Cairo
5. Gomes
6. Lewis
7. Hanigan
8. Renteria
9. Bailey

Rick Santorum telling my father [he] doesn't know about torture is like Carrot Top telling Lebron James he doesn't know about basketball." Meghan McCain

by Madville on May 26, 2011 12:28 AM EDT up reply actions  

Stop this.... stop this now.

Why are you working the permit's desk, and why was that child clubbing your nuggets? ~ Ron Swanson

by BigBabyBruce on May 26, 2011 12:29 AM EDT up reply actions  

not joey's fault

"I love working on Saturdays!" - Some Liar

by Howie Feltersnatch on May 26, 2011 12:26 AM EDT reply actions  

I hate this Rollins guy..go ahead hit the fuckwasd Carlos

Rick Santorum telling my father [he] doesn't know about torture is like Carrot Top telling Lebron James he doesn't know about basketball." Meghan McCain

by Madville on May 26, 2011 12:26 AM EDT reply actions  

Oh, joy!

"People don't kill people. Burning oreo packages kill people."

by crolfer on May 26, 2011 12:26 AM EDT reply actions  

17th time is a charm right?

"Playing baseball for a living is like having a license to steal." - Pete Rose

by Caleb on May 26, 2011 12:26 AM EDT reply actions  

this shit is crazy

good thing down went frazier

by jsl413 on May 26, 2011 12:27 AM EDT reply actions   1 recs

could have demoted Maloney

and had the same bullpen and an extra hitter.

I don't argue I correct.

by Yossarian22 on May 26, 2011 12:29 AM EDT up reply actions  

here ya go

Sept. 1: The Reds partake in the longest game in club history and lose to the San Francisco Giants, 1-0, in 21 innings.

by ritalin on May 26, 2011 12:28 AM EDT up reply actions  

also

not sure why the phillies are the team there in the main link part, as it takes you to the reds site

by ritalin on May 26, 2011 12:30 AM EDT up reply actions  

FLASH FLOOD WARNING!!!

Why are you working the permit's desk, and why was that child clubbing your nuggets? ~ Ron Swanson

by BigBabyBruce on May 26, 2011 12:28 AM EDT reply actions  

No

Rick Santorum telling my father [he] doesn't know about torture is like Carrot Top telling Lebron James he doesn't know about basketball." Meghan McCain

by Madville on May 26, 2011 12:29 AM EDT up reply actions  

did yes

bad baserunning but it didn’t matter

"I love working on Saturdays!" - Some Liar

by Howie Feltersnatch on May 26, 2011 12:30 AM EDT up reply actions  

janish sucks in the field also!

Turrrrrrrrrrrible

"the only place they lost was the scoreboard"

by Ewok on May 26, 2011 12:29 AM EDT via mobile reply actions  

I'm wearing skates! They lol!

"People don't kill people. Burning oreo packages kill people."

by crolfer on May 26, 2011 12:29 AM EDT up reply actions  

I want to see these skates.

They sound funnier than other skates.

Why are you working the permit's desk, and why was that child clubbing your nuggets? ~ Ron Swanson

by BigBabyBruce on May 26, 2011 12:30 AM EDT up reply actions  

x

Still not a candidate.

by Gray on May 26, 2011 12:31 AM EDT up reply actions   2 recs

Aaaaaaaahchcchchchh

that’s the sound I made.

"People don't kill people. Burning oreo packages kill people."

by crolfer on May 26, 2011 12:32 AM EDT up reply actions  

I made the exact same sound.

Because trying to sound out your sound, made me make that sound.

Why are you working the permit's desk, and why was that child clubbing your nuggets? ~ Ron Swanson

by BigBabyBruce on May 26, 2011 12:33 AM EDT up reply actions  

Now I said Shhnnchhhhgihehehe

"People don't kill people. Burning oreo packages kill people."

by crolfer on May 26, 2011 12:33 AM EDT up reply actions  

I didn't make that sound, because I didn't want to.

Why are you working the permit's desk, and why was that child clubbing your nuggets? ~ Ron Swanson

by BigBabyBruce on May 26, 2011 12:35 AM EDT up reply actions  

we need a new thread

Retractions are for journalists! -Gray

by boobs on May 26, 2011 12:29 AM EDT reply actions  

Dambit.

"People don't kill people. Burning oreo packages kill people."

by crolfer on May 26, 2011 12:30 AM EDT reply actions  

Carlos has nice splits

against sleep-deprived opponents.

You're never as bad as you look when you lose. You're never as good as you look when you win.

by JasperRed on May 26, 2011 12:30 AM EDT reply actions  

Sam LeCure.

Why are you working the permit's desk, and why was that child clubbing your nuggets? ~ Ron Swanson

by BigBabyBruce on May 26, 2011 12:31 AM EDT up reply actions  

I don't Muffy

Rick Santorum telling my father [he] doesn't know about torture is like Carrot Top telling Lebron James he doesn't know about basketball." Meghan McCain

by Madville on May 26, 2011 12:32 AM EDT up reply actions  

Arroyo?

"People don't kill people. Burning oreo packages kill people."

by crolfer on May 26, 2011 12:31 AM EDT up reply actions  

Christ on a cumquat

Rick Santorum telling my father [he] doesn't know about torture is like Carrot Top telling Lebron James he doesn't know about basketball." Meghan McCain

by Madville on May 26, 2011 12:30 AM EDT reply actions   1 recs

thanks for using the Penthouse spelling of Kum

Let's not kid ourselves. It's really, really, bad.

by Cy Schourek on May 26, 2011 12:31 AM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

Carlos Fisher is gonna win it here!

"People don't kill people. Burning oreo packages kill people."

by crolfer on May 26, 2011 12:30 AM EDT reply actions  

Carlos Fisher homers here. Mark it.

A bases-empty grand slam.

Phone's ringing, Dude.

by rjdio on May 26, 2011 12:31 AM EDT reply actions  

Or that.

Phone's ringing, Dude.

by rjdio on May 26, 2011 12:31 AM EDT up reply actions  

Or Maloney

But this is how I also feel

"Aroldis Chapman is a seven course meal followed by four hours of sex on the table with a nymphomaniac model heiress who owns her own brewery." - jch24

by BK on May 26, 2011 12:32 AM EDT up reply actions  

That was badz

"People don't kill people. Burning oreo packages kill people."

by crolfer on May 26, 2011 12:32 AM EDT reply actions  

Timewise or inningswise

Rick Santorum telling my father [he] doesn't know about torture is like Carrot Top telling Lebron James he doesn't know about basketball." Meghan McCain

by Madville on May 26, 2011 12:32 AM EDT reply actions  

Shame on those parents.

Take the kids home.

Unless you’re letting them skip school tomorrow. Then it’s fair.

by ashersky on May 26, 2011 12:33 AM EDT reply actions  

Time for a facebook status!!!!!!
So sitting in the closet during the storm by my self was one of the scariest things I have ever experienced but I survived and I am stronger for it.

"People don't kill people. Burning oreo packages kill people."

by crolfer on May 26, 2011 12:33 AM EDT reply actions  

Danys Baez vs. Carlos Fisher

hitters slip-sliding on their drool.

You're never as bad as you look when you lose. You're never as good as you look when you win.

by JasperRed on May 26, 2011 12:33 AM EDT reply actions   1 recs

Because they are sleep walking.

Why are you working the permit's desk, and why was that child clubbing your nuggets? ~ Ron Swanson

by BigBabyBruce on May 26, 2011 12:34 AM EDT up reply actions  

The nearer the destination

the more they’re slip sliding away.

Still not a candidate.

by Gray on May 26, 2011 12:36 AM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

Even given the Howard HR...

Coco did a good job. So there’s that.

I just want him to mention Gerald Laird in every interview from now until his induction into the Hall.

by ashersky on May 26, 2011 12:35 AM EDT reply actions  

Tell Slyde that I'm available!

"People don't kill people. Burning oreo packages kill people."

by crolfer on May 26, 2011 12:36 AM EDT up reply actions  

Satan.

Why are you working the permit's desk, and why was that child clubbing your nuggets? ~ Ron Swanson

by BigBabyBruce on May 26, 2011 12:36 AM EDT up reply actions  

Fun fact: That was my nickname in college.

No, I don’t feel like explaining. Yes, I’m a terrible pitcher.

by the finest muffins on May 26, 2011 12:37 AM EDT up reply actions  

Explain anyway!

We’ve all got time.

Still not a candidate.

by Gray on May 26, 2011 12:38 AM EDT up reply actions  

him?

Let's not kid ourselves. It's really, really, bad.

by Cy Schourek on May 26, 2011 12:38 AM EDT up reply actions  

Let's hope he gets a "W"

as a lovely parting gift.

You're never as bad as you look when you lose. You're never as good as you look when you win.

by JasperRed on May 26, 2011 12:38 AM EDT up reply actions  

gulp

thought that was out of there

"Playing baseball for a living is like having a license to steal." - Pete Rose

by Caleb on May 26, 2011 12:36 AM EDT reply actions  

Damn the rains a coming and the winds a blowing

Big Storm rolling in…

Rick Santorum telling my father [he] doesn't know about torture is like Carrot Top telling Lebron James he doesn't know about basketball." Meghan McCain

by Madville on May 26, 2011 12:36 AM EDT reply actions  

This is the song you need to be listening to.

by battlekow on May 26, 2011 12:37 AM EDT up reply actions  

Nah...not El Carlos

Rick Santorum telling my father [he] doesn't know about torture is like Carrot Top telling Lebron James he doesn't know about basketball." Meghan McCain

by Madville on May 26, 2011 12:37 AM EDT up reply actions  

This just sucks for the Reds

How bad does BP feel now? 6 extra innings and counting . . .

"This is the St. Louis Cardinals we're talking about. They suck. Screw them. With a shovel. The sharp metal end. And then set them on fire." - crolfer

by rorschach1979 on May 26, 2011 12:36 AM EDT reply actions  

Everyone here sounds like johnu1 now.

Is that on me or on you?

Let's not kid ourselves. It's really, really, bad.

by Cy Schourek on May 26, 2011 12:37 AM EDT reply actions  

That's mostly me

"People don't kill people. Burning oreo packages kill people."

by crolfer on May 26, 2011 12:37 AM EDT up reply actions  

Wooden wheel breaks the stone wheel

white man bad!

"People don't kill people. Burning oreo packages kill people."

by crolfer on May 26, 2011 12:39 AM EDT up reply actions  

LeCure is in the bullpen!

"People don't kill people. Burning oreo packages kill people."

by crolfer on May 26, 2011 12:37 AM EDT reply actions  

shit just got real in Silverton

70 mph winds?

"Wait, you think I'm being mean to the pretend orangutan?" -- battlekow

by jch24 on May 26, 2011 12:37 AM EDT reply actions  

So....Domonic's average has dropped from .098 to .077....

When it goes negative, will this game be sucked into a singularity?

by MatthewH on May 26, 2011 12:37 AM EDT reply actions  

It is when Yahweh wakes up for his funny dream.

Why are you working the permit's desk, and why was that child clubbing your nuggets? ~ Ron Swanson

by BigBabyBruce on May 26, 2011 12:39 AM EDT up reply actions  

Storms that move 60 MPH sound dangerous.

Why are you working the permit's desk, and why was that child clubbing your nuggets? ~ Ron Swanson

by BigBabyBruce on May 26, 2011 12:37 AM EDT reply actions  

No one sacrificed a chicken before the game

"This is the St. Louis Cardinals we're talking about. They suck. Screw them. With a shovel. The sharp metal end. And then set them on fire." - crolfer

by rorschach1979 on May 26, 2011 12:38 AM EDT up reply actions  

1I dacerifced ror

"People don't kill people. Burning oreo packages kill people."

by crolfer on May 26, 2011 12:39 AM EDT up reply actions  

I mean

“I sacrificed four”

"People don't kill people. Burning oreo packages kill people."

by crolfer on May 26, 2011 12:39 AM EDT up reply actions  

Storm is here

http://farm5.static.flickr.com/4045/4686902382_39a9bd6226.jpg

Rick Santorum telling my father [he] doesn't know about torture is like Carrot Top telling Lebron James he doesn't know about basketball." Meghan McCain

by Madville on May 26, 2011 12:38 AM EDT reply actions  

longest game in professional baseball

was suspended at 4am, after 32 innings.

The 19 fans still in the stands got free season passes.

All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?

by BubbaFan on May 26, 2011 12:42 AM EDT up reply actions  

They should be forced to start selling again.

It wouldn’t bother me anyway. I take my own booze to games.

Why are you working the permit's desk, and why was that child clubbing your nuggets? ~ Ron Swanson

by BigBabyBruce on May 26, 2011 12:43 AM EDT up reply actions  

Do not, I say, Do not pitch to Ryan Howard

Rick Santorum telling my father [he] doesn't know about torture is like Carrot Top telling Lebron James he doesn't know about basketball." Meghan McCain

by Madville on May 26, 2011 12:40 AM EDT reply actions  

I think this game might kill Marty.

He is up an hour and a half past his bed time.

Why are you working the permit's desk, and why was that child clubbing your nuggets? ~ Ron Swanson

by BigBabyBruce on May 26, 2011 12:40 AM EDT reply actions  

If only

Rick Santorum telling my father [he] doesn't know about torture is like Carrot Top telling Lebron James he doesn't know about basketball." Meghan McCain

by Madville on May 26, 2011 12:41 AM EDT up reply actions  

THAT MAN GRADUATED!

"People don't kill people. Burning oreo packages kill people."

by crolfer on May 26, 2011 12:41 AM EDT reply actions  

This is amayzing.

"People don't kill people. Burning oreo packages kill people."

by crolfer on May 26, 2011 12:42 AM EDT reply actions  

wow

"I love working on Saturdays!" - Some Liar

by Howie Feltersnatch on May 26, 2011 12:42 AM EDT reply actions  

ME TO!

"People don't kill people. Burning oreo packages kill people."

by crolfer on May 26, 2011 12:42 AM EDT up reply actions  

Two

"People don't kill people. Burning oreo packages kill people."

by crolfer on May 26, 2011 12:42 AM EDT up reply actions  

... too?

"People don't kill people. Burning oreo packages kill people."

by crolfer on May 26, 2011 12:42 AM EDT up reply actions  

Who is this pitches and what did he do with Carlos Fisher?

4 scoreless innings.

Now demote him.

I don't argue I correct.

by Yossarian22 on May 26, 2011 12:42 AM EDT reply actions  

3 kinds of pizza?

sounds disgusting.

Let's not kid ourselves. It's really, really, bad.

by Cy Schourek on May 26, 2011 12:42 AM EDT reply actions  

Sam LeCurfe for the save!!

Retractions are for journalists! -Gray

by boobs on May 26, 2011 12:42 AM EDT reply actions  

18 18 18 18 18 18 18 18 18 18 18 18 18 18 18

How many hotdogs do you think the Cowboy could have eaten by now?

Why are you working the permit's desk, and why was that child clubbing your nuggets? ~ Ron Swanson

by BigBabyBruce on May 26, 2011 12:42 AM EDT reply actions  

96

I don't argue I correct.

by Yossarian22 on May 26, 2011 12:43 AM EDT up reply actions  

THAT EQUALS 270!

"People don't kill people. Burning oreo packages kill people."

by crolfer on May 26, 2011 12:44 AM EDT up reply actions  

I cant stop laughing

"People don't kill people. Burning oreo packages kill people."

by crolfer on May 26, 2011 12:43 AM EDT up reply actions  

zero

"People don't kill people. Burning oreo packages kill people."

by crolfer on May 26, 2011 12:45 AM EDT up reply actions  

Lol, awesome

I just can’t see this anymore without hearing “Bitch, where is my money?” “How many smacks before you act right?”

"This is the St. Louis Cardinals we're talking about. They suck. Screw them. With a shovel. The sharp metal end. And then set them on fire." - crolfer

by rorschach1979 on May 26, 2011 12:45 AM EDT up reply actions  

we've got hail

"Wait, you think I'm being mean to the pretend orangutan?" -- battlekow

by jch24 on May 26, 2011 12:43 AM EDT reply actions  

Most everyone has left at CBP

But I think that crowd would still qualify as a sellout in Miami

by manichedgehog on May 26, 2011 12:44 AM EDT reply actions  

Can we start hitting Baez now?

"People don't kill people. Burning oreo packages kill people."

by crolfer on May 26, 2011 12:44 AM EDT reply actions  

Thunder and Rain and does this guy look gay?

Rick Santorum telling my father [he] doesn't know about torture is like Carrot Top telling Lebron James he doesn't know about basketball." Meghan McCain

by Madville on May 26, 2011 12:44 AM EDT reply actions  

Thunder and lightning

Trumpets and drums
Readers rejoice
A storylord comes!

by battlekow on May 26, 2011 12:46 AM EDT up reply actions  

Let's play two!

You're never as bad as you look when you lose. You're never as good as you look when you win.

by JasperRed on May 26, 2011 12:44 AM EDT reply actions   1 recs

how many innings has Carlos gone?

and Baez?

Let's not kid ourselves. It's really, really, bad.

by Cy Schourek on May 26, 2011 12:45 AM EDT reply actions  

This guy has to be done soon right..?

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by chazzilla on May 26, 2011 12:45 AM EDT reply actions  

WHAT THE FUCK

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by chazzilla on May 26, 2011 12:45 AM EDT reply actions  

Rollins again

You’ve gotta be kidding me

by OkieChase on May 26, 2011 12:45 AM EDT reply actions  

howly fawk

i didn’t realize this was the anniversary of the bullshit SD 2008

by jsl413 on May 26, 2011 12:45 AM EDT reply actions  

Yeah

Welsh said he got a message from Joel in Cincy telling him about it. I thought that was cool.

by Charlie Scrabbles on May 26, 2011 12:47 AM EDT up reply actions  

ARE YOU falacking me?

"People don't kill people. Burning oreo packages kill people."

by crolfer on May 26, 2011 12:47 AM EDT up reply actions  

safe

Retractions are for journalists! -Gray

by boobs on May 26, 2011 12:45 AM EDT reply actions  

No, screw these umps

"People don't kill people. Burning oreo packages kill people."

by crolfer on May 26, 2011 12:46 AM EDT up reply actions  

That ump is an idiot

"People don't kill people. Burning oreo packages kill people."

by crolfer on May 26, 2011 12:46 AM EDT reply actions  

That was NOT THAT CLOSE

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by chazzilla on May 26, 2011 12:46 AM EDT reply actions  

you're pretty close.

to being up at 1 AM

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by chazzilla on May 26, 2011 12:47 AM EDT up reply actions  

Not I.

It’s not even tomorrow here. It’s yesterday. Today. Today is yesterday.

"People don't kill people. Burning oreo packages kill people."

by crolfer on May 26, 2011 12:47 AM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah, it was close

but he was safe.

Sigh.

Still not a candidate.

by Gray on May 26, 2011 12:47 AM EDT up reply actions  

Umpires are so bad at everything they do

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by chazzilla on May 26, 2011 12:46 AM EDT reply actions  

i rec'd this comment

in hopes that i would start a trend that would green it.

by ritalin on May 26, 2011 12:47 AM EDT up reply actions  

Tim for Chris to park one

Rick Santorum telling my father [he] doesn't know about torture is like Carrot Top telling Lebron James he doesn't know about basketball." Meghan McCain

by Madville on May 26, 2011 12:46 AM EDT reply actions  

Moron umpire

"People don't kill people. Burning oreo packages kill people."

by crolfer on May 26, 2011 12:46 AM EDT reply actions  

Is he from Salt Lake city?

Rick Santorum telling my father [he] doesn't know about torture is like Carrot Top telling Lebron James he doesn't know about basketball." Meghan McCain

by Madville on May 26, 2011 12:48 AM EDT up reply actions  

tHom shut up

"I love working on Saturdays!" - Some Liar

by Howie Feltersnatch on May 26, 2011 12:46 AM EDT reply actions  

Meebee he's starting to suck?

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by chazzilla on May 26, 2011 12:47 AM EDT reply actions  

That's oddly hot.

"People don't kill people. Burning oreo packages kill people."

by crolfer on May 26, 2011 12:48 AM EDT up reply actions  

3100 comments

new anaconda

Retractions are for journalists! -Gray

by boobs on May 26, 2011 12:48 AM EDT reply actions  

That's what I call my... cicada

"People don't kill people. Burning oreo packages kill people."

by crolfer on May 26, 2011 12:48 AM EDT up reply actions  

Anaconda?

Hell, this is a Visanthe Shiancoe tread!

by Charlie Scrabbles on May 26, 2011 12:49 AM EDT up reply actions  

dont tread on me!

Retractions are for journalists! -Gray

by boobs on May 26, 2011 12:50 AM EDT up reply actions  

if you're Visanthe Shiancoe

you have to be more worried about treading on yourself.

Let's not kid ourselves. It's really, really, bad.

by Cy Schourek on May 26, 2011 12:51 AM EDT up reply actions  

Who?

"People don't kill people. Burning oreo packages kill people."

by crolfer on May 26, 2011 12:51 AM EDT up reply actions  

GIS it.

Let's not kid ourselves. It's really, really, bad.

by Cy Schourek on May 26, 2011 12:51 AM EDT up reply actions  

Nooooooo

"People don't kill people. Burning oreo packages kill people."

by crolfer on May 26, 2011 12:51 AM EDT up reply actions  

Zzzzzzzz

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by chazzilla on May 26, 2011 12:48 AM EDT reply actions  

God dangit Stubbs drill one

Rick Santorum telling my father [he] doesn't know about torture is like Carrot Top telling Lebron James he doesn't know about basketball." Meghan McCain

by Madville on May 26, 2011 12:48 AM EDT reply actions  

I love how ESPN is talking as if it's an absolute shock

That this game went to extras, since Roy Halladay was pitching and the Reds shouldn’t have even bothered showing up today.

by manichedgehog on May 26, 2011 12:49 AM EDT reply actions  

i mean when i left and it was 3-0 Phillies

i fully expected to come home and find that Oswalt threw a shutout.

I don't argue I correct.

by Yossarian22 on May 26, 2011 12:50 AM EDT up reply actions  

THE UMPRIE IS BLINEDER THAN USUAL!

"People don't kill people. Burning oreo packages kill people."

by crolfer on May 26, 2011 12:49 AM EDT reply actions   1 recs

Baez has completely lost it.

Just like in the baseball game I play on my phone, his fatigue will cause crazywild.

by jsl413 on May 26, 2011 12:49 AM EDT reply actions  

BOooooo

"People don't kill people. Burning oreo packages kill people."

by crolfer on May 26, 2011 12:50 AM EDT up reply actions  

bs!

"People don't kill people. Burning oreo packages kill people."

by crolfer on May 26, 2011 12:50 AM EDT up reply actions  

I hope this hasn't been done yet

This one’s for BK.

"Wait, you think I'm being mean to the pretend orangutan?" -- battlekow

by jch24 on May 26, 2011 12:49 AM EDT reply actions  

Probably meant the actual BK and not me

But that’s my wife’s favorite song. Well, top ten anyway.

by battlekow on May 26, 2011 12:51 AM EDT up reply actions  

The umpire can't see right now. really.

for seriouses.

Let's not kid ourselves. It's really, really, bad.

by Cy Schourek on May 26, 2011 12:49 AM EDT reply actions  

"The last thing you want is bad eyes for the umpire" - Kelch

Coulda said that about 4 hours ago.

Phone's ringing, Dude.

by rjdio on May 26, 2011 12:49 AM EDT reply actions  

Dammit, Stubbs.

He can’t throw strikes, why’d you swing!?

"People don't kill people. Burning oreo packages kill people."

by crolfer on May 26, 2011 12:50 AM EDT reply actions  

I heard ESPN canceled sunday night baseball

they already ran out of things to say about the reds

BRUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

by BigStein on May 26, 2011 12:50 AM EDT reply actions   1 recs

this made me chortle.

Let's not kid ourselves. It's really, really, bad.

by Cy Schourek on May 26, 2011 12:51 AM EDT up reply actions  

redeem thyself, BP

All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?

by BubbaFan on May 26, 2011 12:50 AM EDT reply actions  

I stopped drinking because I thought I was going to go to bed.

I don’t know what to do anymore.

Why are you working the permit's desk, and why was that child clubbing your nuggets? ~ Ron Swanson

by BigBabyBruce on May 26, 2011 12:51 AM EDT up reply actions  

I don't drink in bed... hence why I stopped.

Why are you working the permit's desk, and why was that child clubbing your nuggets? ~ Ron Swanson

by BigBabyBruce on May 26, 2011 12:54 AM EDT up reply actions  

nothfing

"People don't kill people. Burning oreo packages kill people."

by crolfer on May 26, 2011 12:51 AM EDT up reply actions  

you need to spend some time with Maddy and myself

we will show you what is up.

I don't argue I correct.

by Yossarian22 on May 26, 2011 12:53 AM EDT up reply actions  

jeremiah weed

Retractions are for journalists! -Gray

by boobs on May 26, 2011 12:52 AM EDT up reply actions  

Good shit.

Why are you working the permit's desk, and why was that child clubbing your nuggets? ~ Ron Swanson

by BigBabyBruce on May 26, 2011 12:52 AM EDT up reply actions  

it is isnt it!

Retractions are for journalists! -Gray

by boobs on May 26, 2011 12:53 AM EDT up reply actions  

ive got the roadhouse tea

Retractions are for journalists! -Gray

by boobs on May 26, 2011 12:53 AM EDT up reply actions  

the cool aid

"I love working on Saturdays!" - Some Liar

by Howie Feltersnatch on May 26, 2011 12:52 AM EDT up reply actions  

BEAR GYRLLZ

"People don't kill people. Burning oreo packages kill people."

by crolfer on May 26, 2011 12:53 AM EDT up reply actions  

Been there, done that

"People don't kill people. Burning oreo packages kill people."

by crolfer on May 26, 2011 12:56 AM EDT up reply actions  

No, only urine.

"People don't kill people. Burning oreo packages kill people."

by crolfer on May 26, 2011 12:54 AM EDT up reply actions  

FLASH FLOOD WARNING!

Why are you working the permit's desk, and why was that child clubbing your nuggets? ~ Ron Swanson

by BigBabyBruce on May 26, 2011 12:54 AM EDT up reply actions  

BP, please do goodmess.

"People don't kill people. Burning oreo packages kill people."

by crolfer on May 26, 2011 12:50 AM EDT reply actions  

Fuckin A Drew

Brandon Goddamn Phillips you are more than due

Rick Santorum telling my father [he] doesn't know about torture is like Carrot Top telling Lebron James he doesn't know about basketball." Meghan McCain

by Madville on May 26, 2011 12:51 AM EDT reply actions  

God... bless americal

"People don't kill people. Burning oreo packages kill people."

by crolfer on May 26, 2011 12:52 AM EDT reply actions  

seriously? have you people that are "so excited for" possible Reds v. Phillies stopped to think of the families in our country that have lost everything including loved ones to Reds v. Phillies? How pathetic

BRUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

by BigStein on May 26, 2011 12:53 AM EDT reply actions   1 recs

It will take alot

for me to have positive feelings towards Phillips again

by Red_Poodle on May 26, 2011 12:54 AM EDT reply actions  

i have no bad feelings toward him

he made one human error. big deal

Retractions are for journalists! -Gray

by boobs on May 26, 2011 12:54 AM EDT up reply actions  

I'm pretty sure the person beating Phillips up the most is himself.

Why are you working the permit's desk, and why was that child clubbing your nuggets? ~ Ron Swanson

by BigBabyBruce on May 26, 2011 12:56 AM EDT up reply actions  

I've already forgotten that he has 48 great plays in the field this year

I wonder how many runs he’s saved….

"Wait, you think I'm being mean to the pretend orangutan?" -- battlekow

by jch24 on May 26, 2011 12:55 AM EDT up reply actions  

well he's potentially destoryed the bullpen

so I don’t want to hear your rational arguments! Plus it’s freakin 1 in the morning. I’m just very po’d right now. Of coure I don’t hate Phillips, but I will nt be loving him for a while

by Red_Poodle on May 26, 2011 1:00 AM EDT up reply actions  

I know, I'm just giving you shit

It was incredibly boneheaded, but that’s part of the BP package to me. :)

"Wait, you think I'm being mean to the pretend orangutan?" -- battlekow

by jch24 on May 26, 2011 6:40 AM EDT up reply actions  

Some random fun

Check out the reviews.

"Wait, you think I'm being mean to the pretend orangutan?" -- battlekow

by jch24 on May 26, 2011 12:54 AM EDT reply actions  

you should look up

“Uranium” and “How to avoid big ships” on there – so awesome for the reviews

"This is the St. Louis Cardinals we're talking about. They suck. Screw them. With a shovel. The sharp metal end. And then set them on fire." - crolfer

by rorschach1979 on May 26, 2011 12:55 AM EDT up reply actions  

Do you all realize that if this was 2009...

…none of us would still be up watching?

Go Reds! They’re my favorite team!

by ashersky on May 26, 2011 12:54 AM EDT reply actions  

if they get through this inning

it would be there longest game in something like 40 yrs

"Playing baseball for a living is like having a license to steal." - Pete Rose

by Caleb on May 26, 2011 12:57 AM EDT reply actions  

"their"

"Playing baseball for a living is like having a license to steal." - Pete Rose

by Caleb on May 26, 2011 12:57 AM EDT up reply actions  

ruh roh

"Playing baseball for a living is like having a license to steal." - Pete Rose

by Caleb on May 26, 2011 12:59 AM EDT reply actions  

humina

"I love working on Saturdays!" - Some Liar

by Howie Feltersnatch on May 26, 2011 12:59 AM EDT reply actions  

Gramps mustbe really really really tired

Too bad they sent Frazier down instead of EdRent

Rick Santorum telling my father [he] doesn't know about torture is like Carrot Top telling Lebron James he doesn't know about basketball." Meghan McCain

by Madville on May 26, 2011 1:02 AM EDT reply actions  

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