Game 50 Part 4: Still going...
Yep, still tied. Now 4-4, though.
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Holy fuck!
Why are you working the permit's desk, and why was that child clubbing your nuggets? ~ Ron Swanson
FUCK THAT NOISE
Let's not kid ourselves. It's really, really, bad.
by Cy Schourek on May 25, 2011 10:47 PM EDT up reply actions
Oh... my... God...
Brandon… what… the… hell
"People don't kill people. Burning oreo packages kill people."
that was on the last thread
now we’re on the new thread.
Let's not kid ourselves. It's really, really, bad.
by Cy Schourek on May 25, 2011 10:48 PM EDT up reply actions
Let's go Jay
Pick up your fucking stupid teammate.
Why are you working the permit's desk, and why was that child clubbing your nuggets? ~ Ron Swanson
Fried chicken on pizza: good thing or bad thing?
I’m against it, myself.
Let's not kid ourselves. It's really, really, bad.
Sounds good.
I’ll try that the next time I’m at work.
Why are you working the permit's desk, and why was that child clubbing your nuggets? ~ Ron Swanson
by BigBabyBruce on May 25, 2011 10:48 PM EDT up reply actions
No
Ice cream is good, and beer is good. But mixing them is bad. This is that.
by Charlie Scrabbles on May 25, 2011 10:49 PM EDT up reply actions
I need a gif of dusty putting his head down
NAO
"Be a smart, Be a smart about it" - Francisco Cordero
Look at this BP
it wouldve been bases loaded with 1 out and Bruce up, now there is 2 outs and Bruce is a toddler and cant be under pressure.
LTP is for Stubbs only!
Please look at Bruce's play the last two nights.
Why are you working the permit's desk, and why was that child clubbing your nuggets? ~ Ron Swanson
by BigBabyBruce on May 25, 2011 10:49 PM EDT up reply actions
WASN'T PICKING UP ON THAT.
I APOLOGIZE.
Why are you working the permit's desk, and why was that child clubbing your nuggets? ~ Ron Swanson
by BigBabyBruce on May 25, 2011 10:51 PM EDT up reply actions
Was he stealing or just caught napping?
by the finest muffins on May 25, 2011 10:49 PM EDT up reply actions
napping
looking at god knows what
"I love working on Saturdays!" - Some Liar
by Howie Feltersnatch on May 25, 2011 10:51 PM EDT up reply actions
He wasn't, got caught napping off 2B
"Wait, you think I'm being mean to the pretend orangutan?" -- battlekow
he makes teh dumbest plays on the basepaths
so I do think it’s worth a deduction. He an’t be trusted out there
CONSIDERING WINS ARE WORTH 2.31 MILLION
AND THAT POSSIBLY COULD COST A WIN, YES.
according to a random google search that is.
someone may have a better number than that
and face CMM?
hardly.
Let's not kid ourselves. It's really, really, bad.
by Cy Schourek on May 25, 2011 10:49 PM EDT up reply actions
Walking the bases loaded in the clutch for CMM isn't smart.
"I bet that sex Bengals fan is really pissed now." -DT3428
DO NOT PRAY, PHILLIES FANS
YOUR GOD HAS FAILED YOU.
Let's not kid ourselves. It's really, really, bad.
THEY SHOWED A PHILLIES FAN PRAYING
I GUESS HE WAS PRAYING FOR A WALK.
Let's not kid ourselves. It's really, really, bad.
by Cy Schourek on May 25, 2011 10:51 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Jay needs to talk to his teammates about stepping it up in the clutch.
by Jack Armstrong started an All Star Game on May 25, 2011 10:50 PM EDT via mobile reply actions
apparently he does
That at bat was not clutch.
by Jack Armstrong started an All Star Game on May 25, 2011 10:55 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions
WALKED FOR CMM!
Why are you working the permit's desk, and why was that child clubbing your nuggets? ~ Ron Swanson
Are you sure this JC Romero guy doesnt play for the reds?
"Be a smart, Be a smart about it" - Francisco Cordero
hahhahahahaa please let this go 15
they won’t have a fucking prayer
We're all mad here. I'm mad. You're mad. Otherwise, you wouldn't have come.
well, the weather's almost here in lulvul, but its weakened quite a but. Looks like I live another day!
Retractions are for journalists! -Gray
LESS SNARKILY
ONLY BAEZ IS LEFT.
by the finest muffins on May 25, 2011 10:54 PM EDT up reply actions
HOLY SHIT...
WESTBORO IS GOING TO GO PROTEST IN JOPLIN. THAT REALLY PISSES ME OFF.
"People don't kill people. Burning oreo packages kill people."
WAIT, WHY?
Let's not kid ourselves. It's really, really, bad.
by Cy Schourek on May 25, 2011 10:54 PM EDT up reply actions
ONLY ALLAH CAN CONTROL THE TORNADOES.
Let's not kid ourselves. It's really, really, bad.
by Cy Schourek on May 25, 2011 10:55 PM EDT up reply actions
Let them.
They actually want you to fight them and they want people to get pissed off.
It is better to ignore them.
Why are you working the permit's desk, and why was that child clubbing your nuggets? ~ Ron Swanson
by BigBabyBruce on May 25, 2011 10:55 PM EDT up reply actions
Really, you'd think they'd start to get that people are just ignoring their "we're actively trying to piss people off" approach
"Aroldis Chapman is a seven course meal followed by four hours of sex on the table with a nymphomaniac model heiress who owns her own brewery." - jch24
People don't realize how much money the church makes off of the lawsuits.
Why are you working the permit's desk, and why was that child clubbing your nuggets? ~ Ron Swanson
by BigBabyBruce on May 25, 2011 10:56 PM EDT up reply actions
I think most of them are.
Every time one of their protests are stopped they take it to civil court. Then they are paid a settlement.
Why are you working the permit's desk, and why was that child clubbing your nuggets? ~ Ron Swanson
by BigBabyBruce on May 25, 2011 10:58 PM EDT up reply actions
Is it going to be about the gays again?
Because I’m sure that Joplin, MO is really a hotspot for the gays.
SERIOUSLY? THAT'S KIND OF BUSH LEAGUE.
"People don't kill people. Burning oreo packages kill people."
"HE WASN'T EVEN SUPPOSED TO BE HERE TODAY"
“HE IS WALKING INTO A HORNET’S NEST OF NOT HIS MAKING”
SHIT HAS GOTTEN BIBLICAL.
Let's not kid ourselves. It's really, really, bad.
BOOM BOOM CLAP
"Aroldis Chapman is a seven course meal followed by four hours of sex on the table with a nymphomaniac model heiress who owns her own brewery." - jch24
frowny face
"I love working on Saturdays!" - Some Liar
by Howie Feltersnatch on May 25, 2011 10:55 PM EDT reply actions
BP cost us a run
"At the very end, somebody took a dump right where I stood in the dugout every day." Dusty Baker
maybe he should smile a little less on the base paths
"At the very end, somebody took a dump right where I stood in the dugout every day." Dusty Baker
Dave & Busters knows that the "F" in "Fawesome" isn't for "fun", right?
Let's not kid ourselves. It's really, really, bad.
Herndon'll probably go another inning.
"People don't kill people. Burning oreo packages kill people."
they have to PH here, right?
Yeah, they’re running out.
Let's not kid ourselves. It's really, really, bad.
by Cy Schourek on May 25, 2011 10:57 PM EDT up reply actions
we ain't surviving inning 2 of CoCo
We're all mad here. I'm mad. You're mad. Otherwise, you wouldn't have come.
Logically, this is the right move...
But I think we all know in our hearts that LeCure should be out there.
Votto would never have been cuaght talking with an "enemy" on the field
Dusty needs to have a private conversation with Phillips about that
does that mean we arent a great team?
by Jack Armstrong started an All Star Game on May 25, 2011 11:00 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions
defense, defence
"I love working on Saturdays!" - Some Liar
by Howie Feltersnatch on May 25, 2011 10:59 PM EDT reply actions
Whew
Risky risky risky risky play there, Coco.
Coco and BP did good things there, wow.
Let's not kid ourselves. It's really, really, bad.
by Cy Schourek on May 25, 2011 11:00 PM EDT up reply actions
BP
"I love working on Saturdays!" - Some Liar
by Howie Feltersnatch on May 25, 2011 11:00 PM EDT up reply actions
and derp
"I love working on Saturdays!" - Some Liar
by Howie Feltersnatch on May 25, 2011 11:01 PM EDT up reply actions
Win damnit!
I want to fucking go to bed.
"Red Reporter is respected as a meme-factory" RijoSaboCaseyWKRP
You realize the only team that can win right this very second is not ours, right?
by the finest muffins on May 25, 2011 11:00 PM EDT up reply actions
I do realize that
But winning means getting out of this inning asap.
"Red Reporter is respected as a meme-factory" RijoSaboCaseyWKRP
double play ball!
Let's not kid ourselves. It's really, really, bad.
by Cy Schourek on May 25, 2011 11:02 PM EDT up reply actions
What a stupid slide...
If he’d slid straight at the bag, he’d have been safe.
"People don't kill people. Burning oreo packages kill people."
Alright, EdRent.
That was all around good defense.
"I bet that sex Bengals fan is really pissed now." -DT3428
Right now I am so wondering why Laynce Nix is not on this team and EdRent is.
Rick Santorum telling my father [he] doesn't know about torture is like Carrot Top telling Lebron James he doesn't know about basketball." Meghan McCain
so did that.
Let's not kid ourselves. It's really, really, bad.
by Cy Schourek on May 25, 2011 11:02 PM EDT up reply actions
and that.
oy.
Let's not kid ourselves. It's really, really, bad.
by Cy Schourek on May 25, 2011 11:03 PM EDT up reply actions
heart attack
damn boys
"I love working on Saturdays!" - Some Liar
by Howie Feltersnatch on May 25, 2011 11:02 PM EDT reply actions
this is an awesome game, regardless of outcome
We're all mad here. I'm mad. You're mad. Otherwise, you wouldn't have come.
Anyone else see that coming?
Way to go, Coco.
"People don't kill people. Burning oreo packages kill people."
Let's just give the game away
"At the very end, somebody took a dump right where I stood in the dugout every day." Dusty Baker
that would be the rational response.
Let's not kid ourselves. It's really, really, bad.
by Cy Schourek on May 25, 2011 11:04 PM EDT up reply actions
It is amusing that the Phillies guy checked back 3 times to see if he was really gonna get to 2nd.
Let's not kid ourselves. It's really, really, bad.
seriously?
Get the guy at the plate and you don’t have to worry about the runner
by Jack Armstrong started an All Star Game on May 25, 2011 11:04 PM EDT via mobile reply actions
How do you deal with Thom?
I know I talk about this every time I’m over here, but his voice just drips with righteous disgust. It’s gotta make watching the games that much more anxious for Reds fans.
by battlekow on May 25, 2011 11:04 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs
x

Retractions are for journalists! -Gray
by boobs on May 25, 2011 11:08 PM EDT up reply actions 2 recs
Anerexia.....hmmmm what's her last name?
Rick Santorum telling my father [he] doesn't know about torture is like Carrot Top telling Lebron James he doesn't know about basketball." Meghan McCain
Technically, I think it's Spice-Beckham
"Aroldis Chapman is a seven course meal followed by four hours of sex on the table with a nymphomaniac model heiress who owns her own brewery." - jch24
Oh not Spice-Buttugly
Rick Santorum telling my father [he] doesn't know about torture is like Carrot Top telling Lebron James he doesn't know about basketball." Meghan McCain
"I learned it from you, dad!"
“I learned it from watching you!”
by Charlie Scrabbles on May 25, 2011 11:14 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
How about his sPops
sMarty was ripping Rolen earlier and then Ripping BP and probably was ripping Kelch at the commercial break
Rick Santorum telling my father [he] doesn't know about torture is like Carrot Top telling Lebron James he doesn't know about basketball." Meghan McCain
He should rip his pants next! Or his tendons!
Not really. That was unnecessarily harsh.
by the finest muffins on May 25, 2011 11:06 PM EDT up reply actions
good song, great music video.
Let's not kid ourselves. It's really, really, bad.
by Cy Schourek on May 25, 2011 11:06 PM EDT up reply actions
and
even a link.
Let's not kid ourselves. It's really, really, bad.
by Cy Schourek on May 25, 2011 11:06 PM EDT up reply actions
livin dangerously
calling hannigan for the win
"I love working on Saturdays!" - Some Liar
by Howie Feltersnatch on May 25, 2011 11:05 PM EDT reply actions
Coco is physically incapable of a 3-up/3-down inning.
But what just happened is okay too.
Phone's ringing, Dude.
So now is a great time PH Laynce....oh wait...
Fuck
Rick Santorum telling my father [he] doesn't know about torture is like Carrot Top telling Lebron James he doesn't know about basketball." Meghan McCain
And Janish.
With LeCure, Maloney, Fisher, and Ondrusek in the bullpen.
by the finest muffins on May 25, 2011 11:08 PM EDT up reply actions
Gotta let go Mads
Laynce Nix ain’t coming back
We're all mad here. I'm mad. You're mad. Otherwise, you wouldn't have come.
Laynce Nix ain't walking through that door!
Kimera Bartee ain’t walking through that door! Alex Ochoa ain’t walking throug htat tood!
Let's not kid ourselves. It's really, really, bad.
by Cy Schourek on May 25, 2011 11:08 PM EDT up reply actions
HTAT TOOD!
My new rallying cry!
We're all mad here. I'm mad. You're mad. Otherwise, you wouldn't have come.
he'd have been starting tonight
"At the very end, somebody took a dump right where I stood in the dugout every day." Dusty Baker
You sure about that big guy?
"Aroldis Chapman is a seven course meal followed by four hours of sex on the table with a nymphomaniac model heiress who owns her own brewery." - jch24
what are they?
Let's not kid ourselves. It's really, really, bad.
by Cy Schourek on May 25, 2011 11:08 PM EDT up reply actions
sweet bread
"At the very end, somebody took a dump right where I stood in the dugout every day." Dusty Baker
They're .99 cents a scoop this month
And here’s the list to avoid:
UDF Brand Dinosaur Egg
UDF Brand Blue Moo Cookie Dough
UDF Brand Superman
UDF Brand Paintball Blast
UDF Brand Cotton Candy
It would be funny to watch Superman freak out if you threw a handful of unwrapped sour apple Jolly Ranchers at him
Well, until he beats the piss out of you.
"Wait, you think I'm being mean to the pretend orangutan?" -- battlekow
And unnecessary. It's ice cream. Kids love ice cream.
It’s not like you have to disguise it by making it colorful and cool shapes and designed to market movies or anything.
by the finest muffins on May 25, 2011 11:09 PM EDT up reply actions
thanks for the reminder
i haven’t been to UDF in a long time
they are at taste of Cincinnati this weekend.
strangely, no Cincinnati chili in the lineup per the website
makes me sad. i will have larosas at least
"I love working on Saturdays!" - Some Liar
by Howie Feltersnatch on May 25, 2011 11:10 PM EDT up reply actions
That's something I don't understand:
Why do people go to Taste and purchase LaRosa’s, Izzy’s, and chains they’ve had before?
cause i'm out of town and i probably won't have another chance in months?
Larosa’s isn’t exactly a chain. haven’t had it in over a year.
i’m going to taste because my brother is working the monitor board all weekend and I want to see him too. haven’t been in town over a year.
do you have recommendations at ToC, I’m game.
"I love working on Saturdays!" - Some Liar
by Howie Feltersnatch on May 25, 2011 11:18 PM EDT up reply actions
So let me get this right, if Phillips wasn't more talkative
than an inebriated Irishman, we would have won this by now?
The Butterfly Effect definitely applies here.
But theoretically, yes.
"I bet that sex Bengals fan is really pissed now." -DT3428
"The Butterfly Effect definitely applies here, so theoretically, no."
Retractions are for journalists! -Gray
by boobs on May 25, 2011 11:12 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
I can't tell if you're agreeing with me in a way or making fun of me.
"I bet that sex Bengals fan is really pissed now." -DT3428
by sexsalad on May 25, 2011 11:25 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
When your comment started it was good
It built tremendous highways and got all the factories going. Everybody knows it was good at the beginning, but you just went too far.
Retractions are for journalists! -Gray
by boobs on May 25, 2011 11:28 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
I think they prefer the term shitfaced mick
"Wait, you think I'm being mean to the pretend orangutan?" -- battlekow
apopleptic in a puddle of his own spit.
Let's not kid ourselves. It's really, really, bad.
by Cy Schourek on May 25, 2011 11:10 PM EDT up reply actions
Nothing inspires confidence
quite like back-to-back Reds shortstops
by manichedgehog on May 25, 2011 11:09 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs
hmmm
might be just me, but i would probably have switched in hanigan there, and saved janish for whatever else we may have needed him for.
Janish followed by Renteria. Hope we pitch well in the bottom half.
"People don't kill people. Burning oreo packages kill people."
That and a chopper to second gets you an out.
"I bet that sex Bengals fan is really pissed now." -DT3428
he's been kissing Scott Spezio
jeez, where were you in the first thread?
Let's not kid ourselves. It's really, really, bad.
by Cy Schourek on May 25, 2011 11:11 PM EDT up reply actions
who jogs at night?
running is for mornings
Let's not kid ourselves. It's really, really, bad.
by Cy Schourek on May 25, 2011 11:14 PM EDT up reply actions
who jogs
running is for when you need to get some place quickly.
I don't argue I correct.
by Yossarian22 on May 25, 2011 11:17 PM EDT up reply actions
Or someone is chasing you.
and you can’t find a car, bike, or anything faster than running.
Why are you working the permit's desk, and why was that child clubbing your nuggets? ~ Ron Swanson
by BigBabyBruce on May 25, 2011 11:17 PM EDT up reply actions
which is getting somewhere quickly
you need to get somewhere away from them.
I don't argue I correct.
by Yossarian22 on May 25, 2011 11:18 PM EDT up reply actions
TWSS
Why are you working the permit's desk, and why was that child clubbing your nuggets? ~ Ron Swanson
by BigBabyBruce on May 25, 2011 11:11 PM EDT up reply actions
That was fucking quick.
"Aroldis Chapman is a seven course meal followed by four hours of sex on the table with a nymphomaniac model heiress who owns her own brewery." - jch24
Well we had three excellent batters up
these are guys that don’t mess around taking pitches
Rick Santorum telling my father [he] doesn't know about torture is like Carrot Top telling Lebron James he doesn't know about basketball." Meghan McCain
He Dusty'd that decision.
Wasted a player in an extra innings player when you only have one left. Classic Dusty Baker.
by Jack Armstrong started an All Star Game on May 25, 2011 11:11 PM EDT via mobile reply actions
/Fubar'd
"At the very end, somebody took a dump right where I stood in the dugout every day." Dusty Baker
/Furby'd
Let's not kid ourselves. It's really, really, bad.
by Cy Schourek on May 25, 2011 11:13 PM EDT up reply actions
some bitch on fb
seriously? have you people that are “so excited for” possible tornadoes stopped to think of the families in our country that have lost everything including loved ones to tornadoes? How pathetic.
BRUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
New game! Substitute Tornadoes for...anything....
“seriously? have you people that are "so excited for" possible ocean waves stopped to think of the families in our country that have lost everything including loved ones to ocean waves? How pathetic.”
seriously? have you people that are "so excited for" possible rain stopped to think of the families in our country that have lost everything including loved ones to rain? How pathetic.
Your turn!
hmmm
seriously? have you people that are “so excited for” possible Francisco Cordero stopped to think of the families in our country that have lost everything including loved ones to Francisco Cordero? How pathetic.
Let's not kid ourselves. It's really, really, bad.
by Cy Schourek on May 25, 2011 11:16 PM EDT up reply actions 2 recs
I was gonna go with "porn", but this works just fine
We're all mad here. I'm mad. You're mad. Otherwise, you wouldn't have come.
let's hope Dusty agrees.
Let's not kid ourselves. It's really, really, bad.
by Cy Schourek on May 25, 2011 11:15 PM EDT up reply actions
Euuuuewah
Rick Santorum telling my father [he] doesn't know about torture is like Carrot Top telling Lebron James he doesn't know about basketball." Meghan McCain
In the hole dude in the hole
Rick Santorum telling my father [he] doesn't know about torture is like Carrot Top telling Lebron James he doesn't know about basketball." Meghan McCain
You're killing me Chuck!!!!
Rick Santorum telling my father [he] doesn't know about torture is like Carrot Top telling Lebron James he doesn't know about basketball." Meghan McCain
man you hang in a pretty rough crowd.
Let's not kid ourselves. It's really, really, bad.
by Cy Schourek on May 25, 2011 11:20 PM EDT up reply actions
You're talking about yourself aren't you
by battlekow on May 25, 2011 11:21 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
You need new friends
"Aroldis Chapman is a seven course meal followed by four hours of sex on the table with a nymphomaniac model heiress who owns her own brewery." - jch24
by BK on May 25, 2011 11:21 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Actually this guy is awesome.
He’s one of those people that gets way obsessed with something for about a month. One time, it happened to be learning Na’vi. He’s also got insane photoshop skills.
"People don't kill people. Burning oreo packages kill people."
YEAH, LIKE INTERNET BROS
Let's not kid ourselves. It's really, really, bad.
by Cy Schourek on May 25, 2011 11:22 PM EDT up reply actions
*fist bump*
"Aroldis Chapman is a seven course meal followed by four hours of sex on the table with a nymphomaniac model heiress who owns her own brewery." - jch24
did not expect the game to still be on
i just had a great sandwich, bacon, cheese and french fried.
I don't argue I correct.
yep, it is spectacular.
I don't argue I correct.
by Yossarian22 on May 25, 2011 11:17 PM EDT up reply actions
GET YOUR GOVERNMENT HANDS OFF MY TV SET!
I don't argue I correct.
by Yossarian22 on May 25, 2011 11:18 PM EDT up reply actions
i'm fine with them warning me about stuff
but once you’re done with that, let me change the channel. this makes no sense. i can’t watch the weatherman on my local (or watch any station, for that matter) because of the national weather service. brilliant.
Lurch is all right - Guy has potetial
Rick Santorum telling my father [he] doesn't know about torture is like Carrot Top telling Lebron James he doesn't know about basketball." Meghan McCain
i have been telling you guys all year he is our future closer
nobody understands the brilliance i bring to the table…
I don't argue I correct.
by Yossarian22 on May 25, 2011 11:19 PM EDT up reply actions
Fordham - you still hanging out?
Rick Santorum telling my father [he] doesn't know about torture is like Carrot Top telling Lebron James he doesn't know about basketball." Meghan McCain
i'm sure he can't handle that!
I don't argue I correct.
by Yossarian22 on May 25, 2011 11:20 PM EDT up reply actions
just wiat and see
there will be a moment when I could save him from a life in prison and I won’t speak up, because I never forgave him
so he will kill himself before his trial?
I don't argue I correct.
by Yossarian22 on May 25, 2011 11:22 PM EDT up reply actions
Reds need to win... I've been up for 21 hours
We're all mad here. I'm mad. You're mad. Otherwise, you wouldn't have come.
ahhh, Colorado
just got a TV ad for a marijuana clinic.
Let's not kid ourselves. It's really, really, bad.
I WENT IN FOR AN EYE EXAM AND THEY ASKED ME IF I WANTED A SCRIP SAYING I HAD GLAUCOMA
Let's not kid ourselves. It's really, really, bad.
by Cy Schourek on May 25, 2011 11:22 PM EDT up reply actions
The narfers in South Carolina beg to differ
We're all mad here. I'm mad. You're mad. Otherwise, you wouldn't have come.
Ah so you are still hanging around FR
We need your awesome good luck to win this shit game
Rick Santorum telling my father [he] doesn't know about torture is like Carrot Top telling Lebron James he doesn't know about basketball." Meghan McCain
sorry i had dinner with friends...
I don't argue I correct.
by Yossarian22 on May 25, 2011 11:21 PM EDT up reply actions
Mike Quade threw a shit fit because the game went into rain delay.
it is miserable up here, cold and raining.
I don't argue I correct.
Mike Quade is the only manager I've ever witnessed that makes Jerry Narron look well-adjusted and intelligent by comparison
"Aroldis Chapman is a seven course meal followed by four hours of sex on the table with a nymphomaniac model heiress who owns her own brewery." - jch24
he really screams good baseball man
I don't argue I correct.
by Yossarian22 on May 25, 2011 11:23 PM EDT up reply actions
he looks so over his head.
I don't argue I correct.
by Yossarian22 on May 25, 2011 11:25 PM EDT up reply actions
He doesn't last until August
"Aroldis Chapman is a seven course meal followed by four hours of sex on the table with a nymphomaniac model heiress who owns her own brewery." - jch24
Ricketts is a disater of an owner
he actually said he doesn’t like it when people bitch about the cost of going to a baseball game. He should live on $50K and see how he feels about $20 cheap seats for a family of four.
I don't argue I correct.
by Yossarian22 on May 25, 2011 11:27 PM EDT up reply actions
Yeah, he should try being a regular Cubs fan for a day
He should walk a mile in their Ed Hardy shirt and date rape a mile in their condom no condom.
date rape an inch, you mean.
Let's not kid ourselves. It's really, really, bad.
by Cy Schourek on May 25, 2011 11:31 PM EDT up reply actions
He should probably be the next Tony LaRussa.
"People don't kill people. Burning oreo packages kill people."
looks like they called the game
It’s listed as a 7-inning final score.
I was listening to that game on the radio (the only station I could get). What a crazy first two innings.
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Jose Bautista’s slugging percentage is higher than Edwin Encarnacion’s 3B fielding percentage.
Let's not kid ourselves. It's really, really, bad.
by Cy Schourek on May 25, 2011 11:21 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs
i just assume when the ball is that deep in the whole Stubbs will score.
I don't argue I correct.
by Yossarian22 on May 25, 2011 11:23 PM EDT up reply actions
"Deep in the whole Stubbs"
Well, it’s bad that there’s a baseball in him, but at least he’s still in one piece.
Alright Brandon Phillips you're on...
Rick Santorum telling my father [he] doesn't know about torture is like Carrot Top telling Lebron James he doesn't know about basketball." Meghan McCain
That was the correct call
Go back to not giving a shit, Dusty
"Aroldis Chapman is a seven course meal followed by four hours of sex on the table with a nymphomaniac model heiress who owns her own brewery." - jch24
Be a hero, BP!
But maybe don’t try so hard to be a hero.
by the finest muffins on May 25, 2011 11:24 PM EDT reply actions
seriously? have you people that are "so excited for" possible Joey Votto stopped to think of the families in our country that have lost everything including loved ones to Joey Votto? How pathetic
BRUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
by BigStein on May 25, 2011 11:24 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs
Big Swing and a POP UP
Rick Santorum telling my father [he] doesn't know about torture is like Carrot Top telling Lebron James he doesn't know about basketball." Meghan McCain
from Sheldon
This here is the longest #reds game since 8/25/09, which was 13 inn at MIL.
Votto won that with an HR
This game was on ESPN?
Huh. I didn’t know that.
"I bet that sex Bengals fan is really pissed now." -DT3428
thanks!
Watching it now.
Wow, the dugout is empty.
All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?
Oh my goodness......
Long. ass. game.
by the finest muffins on May 25, 2011 11:25 PM EDT reply actions
he did?
I need to see —that’s some exicting stuff. You combine that with the shirtless Stubbs from Reds live and you have yourself a legit Hulk
really?
I didn’t see that coming from Stubbs at all.
Let's not kid ourselves. It's really, really, bad.
by Cy Schourek on May 25, 2011 11:28 PM EDT up reply actions
and why hasn't ESPN picked up on that at all?
Let's not kid ourselves. It's really, really, bad.
by Cy Schourek on May 25, 2011 11:28 PM EDT up reply actions
neither did i
he walked slowly over, glanced, looked away and attacked it. It was pretty funny
LTP is for Stubbs only!
Wait, when?
I don’t even remember him doing anything particularly bad.
by the finest muffins on May 25, 2011 11:30 PM EDT up reply actions
yeah I think he was mad at the umpire
Stubbs has looked frustrated tonight. Lik when he helped give up that triple
Think he thought he got a bad jump outta the box.
"People don't kill people. Burning oreo packages kill people."
That's how it looked on the replay
though he obviously still flew down the line.
It was just a really good throw.
Still not a candidate.
kinda feel like we needed something there
We're all mad here. I'm mad. You're mad. Otherwise, you wouldn't have come.
We need a new fucking thread
Got to change the luck
Rick Santorum telling my father [he] doesn't know about torture is like Carrot Top telling Lebron James he doesn't know about basketball." Meghan McCain
Not until this half inning is over though.
"People don't kill people. Burning oreo packages kill people."
dammit
"I love working on Saturdays!" - Some Liar
by Howie Feltersnatch on May 25, 2011 11:28 PM EDT up reply actions
seriously? have you people that are "so excited for" possible New Thread stopped to think of the families in our country that have lost everything including loved ones to New Thread? How pathetic
BRUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
by BigStein on May 25, 2011 11:30 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Dammit. Got me.
Did I ever tell you guys about my friends’ first dance at their wedding getting Rickroll’d?
by the finest muffins on May 25, 2011 11:29 PM EDT up reply actions
Teh Fya gets better as the night gets longer!
This may be his snarkiest yet!
RT @Bengalsfan123 Did Dusty take @datdudebp out of the game? If not fire Dusty’s ass.//Sure and put Hanigan at second.
if they run out of players, are they allowed to pull from the stands?
One guy caught a foul ball, he can play short.
by Jack Armstrong started an All Star Game on May 25, 2011 11:28 PM EDT via mobile reply actions
That guy who caught the HR in his hat looked pretty pro.
"I bet that sex Bengals fan is really pissed now." -DT3428
always nice to see Logan stretched out.
Long reliever is long.
Let's not kid ourselves. It's really, really, bad.
awesome lurch is awesome
We're all mad here. I'm mad. You're mad. Otherwise, you wouldn't have come.
Alright, guys.
You’ve given them their chances. You can start trying now.
"I bet that sex Bengals fan is really pissed now." -DT3428
Going to the 14th!
I saw a 14 inning game at Riverfront in 2002. Eric Gagne came in with a 4 run lead, and was ejected for hitting Adam Dunn.
I don't argue I correct.
You Came?

Let's not kid ourselves. It's really, really, bad.
by Cy Schourek on May 25, 2011 11:33 PM EDT up reply actions 10 recs
Games like this are only supposed to happen against the Padres.
"I bet that sex Bengals fan is really pissed now." -DT3428
I was at a bar for that 22 inning Cards-Mets affair last year
they kept it open through the game, which was cool.
Let's not kid ourselves. It's really, really, bad.
by Cy Schourek on May 25, 2011 11:34 PM EDT up reply actions
Tomorrow's game is in less than 14 hours.
by the finest muffins on May 25, 2011 11:32 PM EDT reply actions
They should DL Gomes and bring Frazier back up.
"People don't kill people. Burning oreo packages kill people."
is he wearing a smoking jacket?
Let's not kid ourselves. It's really, really, bad.
by Cy Schourek on May 25, 2011 11:34 PM EDT up reply actions
Hey should adopt Sabo Goggles?
Sabes stole a lot of bases too, that one year.
by Jack Armstrong started an All Star Game on May 25, 2011 11:40 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions
Nomar just said "first basemans."
I could hear that!
by the finest muffins on May 25, 2011 11:34 PM EDT reply actions
sexy wants a win
let’s give it to him
"I love working on Saturdays!" - Some Liar
by Howie Feltersnatch on May 25, 2011 11:34 PM EDT reply actions
swinging at everything now
We're all mad here. I'm mad. You're mad. Otherwise, you wouldn't have come.
Possible forshadowing
Marty said his favorite baseball rule is the set 9 innings and extra innings until someone wins today…

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