Game 50 Part 3: Carradine'd
by Gray on May 25, 2011 9:36 PM EDT
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You said that last thread!
And then went all negative. So what’s it gonna be this time?
by the finest muffins on May 25, 2011 9:38 PM EDT up reply actions
I responded to your hide-n-seek comment in the last thread.
Let's not kid ourselves. It's really, really, bad.
What?
Number five was his future as a beautiful bald man.
by the finest muffins on May 25, 2011 9:41 PM EDT up reply actions
I got a thing of nice lemonade
to pair with my Cuervo. Very nice.
by Charlie Scrabbles on May 25, 2011 9:43 PM EDT up reply actions
... In that case, that's a stupid thing.
"People don't kill people. Burning oreo packages kill people."
I think we can just say our guy had a tough time with men on base
I do a lot of stupid shit, but I'm not an idiot. - JCH24
And in this case, he's a Red LOBster!
by andromache on May 25, 2011 9:42 PM EDT up reply actions 2 recs
I got appendicitis after eating there.
"People don't kill people. Burning oreo packages kill people."
Yeah a little bit
I mean, obviously there wasn’t any kind of connection, but it took me a little while to go back.
"People don't kill people. Burning oreo packages kill people."
yeah
I read an interesting study, thuog, that showed most people don’t deveop taste aversions, even if they get some stomach pains form food, unless they ge nausea. I imagine an appendicitis correlation would do the trick though!
Let's call him a Lubber
because it comes from the latin word lob.
"People don't kill people. Burning oreo packages kill people."
10 Lobs
what is a Danny Herrera at-bat, Alex
Let's not kid ourselves. It's really, really, bad.
by Cy Schourek on May 25, 2011 9:40 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Im pretty sure i thought the same thing about Rhodes last season
"Be a smart, Be a smart about it" - Francisco Cordero
Take it back
Dude is straight gangsta mac.
by Charlie Scrabbles on May 25, 2011 9:41 PM EDT up reply actions
I said it before
but Bray is the only person in that trade with positive WAR in 2011.
Let's not kid ourselves. It's really, really, bad.
WHAT THE FUCK DID I SAY ABOUT BILL BRAY IN THE LAST THREAD?
Go ahead and check, I’ll wait.
by thevole on May 25, 2011 9:41 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs
Did so, Neopolitian Cactus Plant
I do a lot of stupid shit, but I'm not an idiot. - JCH24
by johnu1 on May 25, 2011 9:44 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
I can't wait until he's closere
then we can say "bray"ce yourselves" when he is about to pitch….. or not
I've seen this Andruw Jones highlight more than replays from the Reds/Phils game.
"People don't kill people. Burning oreo packages kill people."
Sure, why not.
Is he up for that?
by the finest muffins on May 25, 2011 9:45 PM EDT up reply actions
This tasteless cover is a good indication of the lack of musical invention within.
The musical growth rate of this band cannot even be charted. They are treading water in a sea of retarded sexuality and bad poetry.
Still not a candidate.
"Boston is the best team in the game right now"
that is categorically untrue.
Let's not kid ourselves. It's really, really, bad.
this, however, I cannot explain
I don’t know that bert…
(look close)
xFLIP
by supergrover on May 25, 2011 9:48 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
nice
one of my favorite things of the post-9/11 world we live in.
Let's not kid ourselves. It's really, really, bad.
I wonder what 9/11 woulda been without the internet
by Charlie Scrabbles on May 25, 2011 9:51 PM EDT up reply actions
It still probably woulda happened in September.
"People don't kill people. Burning oreo packages kill people."
Reds on FOX Saturday baseball
and on ESPN Sunday night. Awesome.
by Charlie Scrabbles on May 25, 2011 9:46 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs
wait, seriously?
at what point to we become an asshole fan base?
Let's not kid ourselves. It's really, really, bad.
I mean, we're already assholes and a fanbase.
by andromache on May 25, 2011 9:50 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Hey, we owned this guy yesterday, right?
"People don't kill people. Burning oreo packages kill people."
We are kinda BABIP'ing them to death tonight.
"People don't kill people. Burning oreo packages kill people."
I feel like I've seen Mayberry make that play like 21349102840938 times now.
Follow me on Twitter!
https://twitter.com/#!/Charlie_858
Rally Amateur Sketch!
"Be a smart, Be a smart about it" - Francisco Cordero
by BigStein on May 25, 2011 9:49 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs
Could go to extras so don't want to burn Masset on 1 pitch
plus it’s not a save situation yet (Dusty’d)
so when Scott demanded the trade
was one of the stipulations that he couldn’t hit against his old team?
Let's not kid ourselves. It's really, really, bad.
no weigh
Let's not kid ourselves. It's really, really, bad.
by Cy Schourek on May 25, 2011 9:52 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
"I love working on Saturdays!" - Some Liar
by Howie Feltersnatch on May 25, 2011 10:20 PM EDT up reply actions
Woo lets go Reds!
By the way some really nasty weather in NW Ohio tonight. Spent two hours of work in the dark.
Why are you working the permit's desk, and why was that child clubbing your nuggets? ~ Ron Swanson
The most productive part was I was drinking the entire time.
I work at a carry-out.
Why are you working the permit's desk, and why was that child clubbing your nuggets? ~ Ron Swanson
by BigBabyBruce on May 25, 2011 9:52 PM EDT up reply actions
Slyde just had a fantastic joke on twitter
Arthur any better lefty relievers than Bill Bray? #KnockKnockJoke RT @Jamieblog Arthur who?
Let's not kid ourselves. It's really, really, bad.
by Cy Schourek on May 25, 2011 9:52 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs
hey battlekow
I think you’re the only other NLC team fan who posts here with any regularity. And you’re a stand-up guy. Hi-Five to you.
Indeed
When I saw that, and looked up what the heck it meant, I just said “woah”.
by Charlie Scrabbles on May 25, 2011 9:55 PM EDT up reply actions
ol Pete is a Brewers fan
But yeah, other than them, I can’t think of any.
by Charlie Scrabbles on May 25, 2011 9:54 PM EDT up reply actions
Some guy named Guazimi or something is a St. Loser fan
I do a lot of stupid shit, but I'm not an idiot. - JCH24
his avatar
is a cow with an assault rifle. Im down with that.
"Be a smart, Be a smart about it" - Francisco Cordero
Hey thanks
I appreciate that. RR is a great place even if you guys root for the wrong team most of the time. High five reciprocated.
by battlekow on May 25, 2011 9:55 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
What pitch is that that masset threw for strike two?
The kind that goes high, and then drops right across the strike zone?
I think it was his curve
If we are talking about the same pitch.
by Charlie Scrabbles on May 25, 2011 9:56 PM EDT up reply actions
Let's go Masset.
Get it done.
Why are you working the permit's desk, and why was that child clubbing your nuggets? ~ Ron Swanson
that was almost a disaster
We're all mad here. I'm mad. You're mad. Otherwise, you wouldn't have come.
Wilson Valdez
says “hold on for one more play!”
by Charlie Scrabbles on May 25, 2011 9:57 PM EDT reply actions
Shit, I just realized it's the bottom of the ninth.
Let’s get some outs, Masset Hound!
by the finest muffins on May 25, 2011 9:57 PM EDT reply actions
Seriously, this crowd is unreal.
Is this a sellout?
by the finest muffins on May 25, 2011 9:58 PM EDT reply actions
tHom wondering aloud if walking Utley to get to Rollins is the right move
What a butt salad.
by Charlie Scrabbles on May 25, 2011 9:58 PM EDT reply actions
Why on Earth would you not walk him?
Ya gotta get a force play.
I do a lot of stupid shit, but I'm not an idiot. - JCH24
That poor child
All the kids in school are going to make fun him!
by Charlie Scrabbles on May 25, 2011 10:00 PM EDT up reply actions
yeah, what a stupid jacket.
Let's not kid ourselves. It's really, really, bad.
by Cy Schourek on May 25, 2011 10:00 PM EDT up reply actions
they should have just hit him
"At the very end, somebody took a dump right where I stood in the dugout every day." Dusty Baker
by featherman on May 25, 2011 9:59 PM EDT reply actions 4 recs
this umpire is just fucking weird
"I love working on Saturdays!" - Some Liar
by Howie Feltersnatch on May 25, 2011 9:59 PM EDT reply actions
if he can live there for the next 2 outs its good as gotten.
Let's not kid ourselves. It's really, really, bad.
by Cy Schourek on May 25, 2011 10:01 PM EDT up reply actions
oh hell
"I love working on Saturdays!" - Some Liar
by Howie Feltersnatch on May 25, 2011 10:01 PM EDT reply actions
Fuck!
Why are you working the permit's desk, and why was that child clubbing your nuggets? ~ Ron Swanson
Never mind. I'm dumb.
Didn’t see the word “pitch” and was getting all defensive for Masset.
by the finest muffins on May 25, 2011 10:02 PM EDT up reply actions
Ramon wants to to walk him.
Why are you working the permit's desk, and why was that child clubbing your nuggets? ~ Ron Swanson
Dom Brown? Really?
The managers out out-managing themselves together.
Let's not kid ourselves. It's really, really, bad.
It's pretty much a wash, and Francisco has an HR today
If it goes into extras, you just shortened your bench for no reason.
Let's not kid ourselves. It's really, really, bad.
by Cy Schourek on May 25, 2011 10:04 PM EDT up reply actions
also: boom.
Let's not kid ourselves. It's really, really, bad.
by Cy Schourek on May 25, 2011 10:08 PM EDT up reply actions
nor I
RR will tell the tale
We're all mad here. I'm mad. You're mad. Otherwise, you wouldn't have come.
Welp, B isn't very good
and Masset is. So let’s make this happen.
by Charlie Scrabbles on May 25, 2011 10:03 PM EDT reply actions
good things
"I love working on Saturdays!" - Some Liar
by Howie Feltersnatch on May 25, 2011 10:03 PM EDT up reply actions
shut it tHom
"I love working on Saturdays!" - Some Liar
by Howie Feltersnatch on May 25, 2011 10:03 PM EDT reply actions
big pitch!
Why are you working the permit's desk, and why was that child clubbing your nuggets? ~ Ron Swanson
2 outs. Now it's Polonco... I hate Polonco.
"People don't kill people. Burning oreo packages kill people."
I think we should call him Polenta.
by the finest muffins on May 25, 2011 10:05 PM EDT up reply actions
If you don't know it is
then it DEFINITELY is.
by Charlie Scrabbles on May 25, 2011 10:07 PM EDT up reply actions
Masset is my home boy!
Why are you working the permit's desk, and why was that child clubbing your nuggets? ~ Ron Swanson
you shouldn't be.
Let's not kid ourselves. It's really, really, bad.
by Cy Schourek on May 25, 2011 10:06 PM EDT up reply actions 2 recs
(Domonic Brown, took the bus out of town)
by andromache on May 25, 2011 10:05 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs
why is there a chorus of my ex-girlfriends?
Let's not kid ourselves. It's really, really, bad.
by Cy Schourek on May 25, 2011 10:06 PM EDT up reply actions
ITS NOT BROADWAY ITS FUCKING RENT.
IT WAS TWILIGHT BEFORE TWILIGHT.
Let's not kid ourselves. It's really, really, bad.
by Cy Schourek on May 25, 2011 10:07 PM EDT up reply actions 2 recs
it was a Phillies fan, though
so no damage done.
Let's not kid ourselves. It's really, really, bad.
by Cy Schourek on May 25, 2011 10:06 PM EDT up reply actions
Sounds like it
Thom doesn’t know if he’s ok
by Charlie Scrabbles on May 25, 2011 10:07 PM EDT up reply actions
To be fair
Thom doesn’t know a lot of things.
Still not a candidate.
by Gray on May 25, 2011 10:07 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
OMG, yes!
So many reasons to rejoice.
by the finest muffins on May 25, 2011 10:06 PM EDT up reply actions
livin dangerously
shoooooweeeeeee
"I love working on Saturdays!" - Some Liar
by Howie Feltersnatch on May 25, 2011 10:05 PM EDT reply actions
I'll SAY IT AGAIN! FUCK YES!
We're all mad here. I'm mad. You're mad. Otherwise, you wouldn't have come.
IT DOESN'T GET TIRED.
AND BRUCE UP NEXT
Let's not kid ourselves. It's really, really, bad.
by Cy Schourek on May 25, 2011 10:07 PM EDT up reply actions
wheww
"At the very end, somebody took a dump right where I stood in the dugout every day." Dusty Baker
Beautiful.
Beautiful, gorgeous, lovely, awesome. Let’s get out the bats!
by the finest muffins on May 25, 2011 10:05 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs
this is a great idea
"I love working on Saturdays!" - Some Liar
by Howie Feltersnatch on May 25, 2011 10:06 PM EDT up reply actions
What you got Polanco?
FUCKIN NOTHIN!
Why are you working the permit's desk, and why was that child clubbing your nuggets? ~ Ron Swanson
due up third.
"People don't kill people. Burning oreo packages kill people."
by crolfer on May 25, 2011 10:06 PM EDT up reply actions 2 recs
x
I do a lot of stupid shit, but I'm not an idiot. - JCH24
by johnu1 on May 25, 2011 10:06 PM EDT reply actions 2 recs
Renteria was stationed right there
So it was all about positioning.
How much wood could Chakkuchakkuchakku if you can throw a tree?
should have
"I love working on Saturdays!" - Some Liar
by Howie Feltersnatch on May 25, 2011 10:08 PM EDT up reply actions
BRUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCE!!!!!!!!!!!!!
"People don't kill people. Burning oreo packages kill people."
Bruuuuuuuuuuuuuuce!!
NL HR leader, bitches!
by the finest muffins on May 25, 2011 10:09 PM EDT reply actions
JAY
MOTHER
FUCKING
BRUCE!
Why are you working the permit's desk, and why was that child clubbing your nuggets? ~ Ron Swanson
so they have dubee
and a bastardo
but we have a BRUUUUUUUCEEEEEEEEEeeee
"I love working on Saturdays!" - Some Liar
by Howie Feltersnatch on May 25, 2011 10:09 PM EDT reply actions
BRUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
"Be a smart, Be a smart about it" - Francisco Cordero
THE BRUCE THE BRUCE
THE BRUCE IS ON FIRE
How much wood could Chakkuchakkuchakku if you can throw a tree?
GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONNNNNNNNNNNNNE
We're all mad here. I'm mad. You're mad. Otherwise, you wouldn't have come.
BRUCE SMASH
looked like fan interference maybe?
Also, Cy--
Your number 6 reason for loving Drew Stubbs should be his goofy smile. It was on full display in the dugout just there.
by the finest muffins on May 25, 2011 10:09 PM EDT reply actions
how can you have #6 without #5?
Let's not kid ourselves. It's really, really, bad.
by Cy Schourek on May 25, 2011 10:10 PM EDT up reply actions
Lordy. #5 is BALDNESS.
I mean, really.
by the finest muffins on May 25, 2011 10:11 PM EDT up reply actions
ok, I'll let you keep that #5 then
if you allow the goofy smile to be #7
Let's not kid ourselves. It's really, really, bad.
by Cy Schourek on May 25, 2011 10:12 PM EDT up reply actions
Is 8 because he is a Family Guy fanboy?
by Cuetotally Amazing on May 25, 2011 10:13 PM EDT up reply actions
what's the backstory on this?
Let's not kid ourselves. It's really, really, bad.
by Cy Schourek on May 25, 2011 10:15 PM EDT up reply actions
Isn't that guy the voice of one of the characters, and he's a Reds fan?
I’m really good at telling detailed, accurate stories.
by the finest muffins on May 25, 2011 10:16 PM EDT up reply actions
Remember that one time you told that one story?
It was awesome!
by Charlie Scrabbles on May 25, 2011 10:17 PM EDT up reply actions
Yeah, that's right.
Mike Henry, voice of Cleveland Brown, invited them when the Reds were in LA last year.
by Cuetotally Amazing on May 25, 2011 10:17 PM EDT up reply actions
Drew Stubbs, duh.
Let's not kid ourselves. It's really, really, bad.
by Cy Schourek on May 25, 2011 10:14 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
LADIES AND GENTLEMEN! WE'RE SEEING THE BLOSSOMING OF A STAR!
We're all mad here. I'm mad. You're mad. Otherwise, you wouldn't have come.
The NL's starting ASG right fielder is ...............
I do a lot of stupid shit, but I'm not an idiot. - JCH24
RALLY FACEBOOK STATUSES!
Yepp I hate you mom, I say what I want. You don’t like it? Don’t read it.
Same girl that provided last night’s gem.
"People don't kill people. Burning oreo packages kill people."
Here
I hate inconsiderate assholes! You know?? The type who say they care about you but, they really don’t because there never there when you need them. So now everything they say to you it sounds like a big bowl of bull shit. Congrats your a real gentlemen!
"People don't kill people. Burning oreo packages kill people."
She's the one I get all of those gems from.
"People don't kill people. Burning oreo packages kill people."
college girls
have their feelings all messed up in their head. it’s common.
"Be a smart, Be a smart about it" - Francisco Cordero
She's a high schooler.
It just kind of amuses me. Every one she posts is so angry.
"People don't kill people. Burning oreo packages kill people."
/yousophomoreyearofcollege'd
Had to be done, sorry.
"Wait, you think I'm being mean to the pretend orangutan?" -- battlekow
by jch24 on May 25, 2011 10:22 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
True. Even that was nothing compared to freshman year though. Ugh.
I’se all growed up now!
"People don't kill people. Burning oreo packages kill people."
I did the same thing with Brand New
"Aroldis Chapman is a seven course meal followed by four hours of sex on the table with a nymphomaniac model heiress who owns her own brewery." - jch24
is that a real song lyric?
that is a terrible song lyric.
Let's not kid ourselves. It's really, really, bad.
by Cy Schourek on May 25, 2011 10:27 PM EDT up reply actions
Is that what you call a getaway?
Tell me what you got away with
Cause I’ve seen more spine in jellyfish
I’ve seen more guts in 11 year old kids
Have another drink and drive yourself
I hope there’s ice on all the roads
And you can think of me when you forget your seatbelt
And again when your head goes through the windshield
(damn, I was angsty)
"Aroldis Chapman is a seven course meal followed by four hours of sex on the table with a nymphomaniac model heiress who owns her own brewery." - jch24
How about some Saves the Day?
This song will become the anthem of your underground
You’re two floors down getting high in the back room
If I flooded out your house, do you think you’d make it out?
Or would you burn up before the water filled your lungs?
I really like that song, still.
Let's not kid ourselves. It's really, really, bad.
by Cy Schourek on May 25, 2011 10:35 PM EDT up reply actions
I listened to that song this morning on the way to work, no joke
"Aroldis Chapman is a seven course meal followed by four hours of sex on the table with a nymphomaniac model heiress who owns her own brewery." - jch24
Oh this is what I was really looking for
The last time I saw you, August of ’99, I should have had my hammer and a few rusty spikes to nail you on a wall and use bottles to catch your blood and display you for the neighbors so they know your time had come.
Shit dude
Me too. I have them all saved in a notepad file somewhere. I’ll go back and read them again when I need a good dose of humility.
by Charlie Scrabbles on May 25, 2011 10:22 PM EDT up reply actions
I hate having to explain why it didn't work out the first time around with my now-wife
“Well, you see…….you think I’m an arrogant asshole now? I’m about a 4 now, I was a 9 or 10 back then.”
"Wait, you think I'm being mean to the pretend orangutan?" -- battlekow
I can't understand why this is difficult to explain
“I was 18 once.”
^done.
Let's not kid ourselves. It's really, really, bad.
by Cy Schourek on May 25, 2011 10:25 PM EDT up reply actions
oh God,
is my AOL profile and/or personal website still up in some corner of the internet?
Let's not kid ourselves. It's really, really, bad.
by Cy Schourek on May 25, 2011 10:24 PM EDT up reply actions
On a disc somewhere in my house is a pristine copy of my geocities page
Hoo boy.
"Wait, you think I'm being mean to the pretend orangutan?" -- battlekow
AIM > Gchat, fbook chat, ICQ, whatever
knock AOL all you want, that was the best.
Let's not kid ourselves. It's really, really, bad.
by Cy Schourek on May 25, 2011 10:23 PM EDT up reply actions
I still have an AIM account, because a couple of people still use it
I wrap them all together with Pidgin though.
"Wait, you think I'm being mean to the pretend orangutan?" -- battlekow
Yes, thanks to Adium I am always on AIM
I’m honestly not sure if anyone I talk to at this point still uses it, though.
they shut it down last week
it’s rolled into gchat
Let's not kid ourselves. It's really, really, bad.
by Cy Schourek on May 25, 2011 10:33 PM EDT up reply actions
Also have Adium
And you’re the only Red Reporter I talk to on it, and neither of us are ever on it
"Aroldis Chapman is a seven course meal followed by four hours of sex on the table with a nymphomaniac model heiress who owns her own brewery." - jch24
No doubt
Back in ’03 that was the bizniddles.
by Charlie Scrabbles on May 25, 2011 10:25 PM EDT up reply actions
your statuses
Let's not kid ourselves. It's really, really, bad.
by Cy Schourek on May 25, 2011 10:11 PM EDT up reply actions
i have a good one, just popped up on my feed
everyone in philly can suck jay bruce’s dick
by ritalin on May 25, 2011 10:12 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
What about this one from a senior at my school?
Ladies dudez dont be trying to hear that bull shit,like thatz like my brother,he my best friend,or i knew him since we was lil..cuz period point blank he aint ya man,he jus another dude with a penis thatz horny…#flatout
"I bet that sex Bengals fan is really pissed now." -DT3428
The dude wasn't leaning out.
It was over the wall. Once it’s over the wall a fan can touch it.
"I bet that sex Bengals fan is really pissed now." -DT3428
THE GUY PULLED BACK!
HOMERUN!
Why are you working the permit's desk, and why was that child clubbing your nuggets? ~ Ron Swanson
terrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrible call by kelch, review or not
We're all mad here. I'm mad. You're mad. Otherwise, you wouldn't have come.
good things, good things, good things
looked good to me
"I love working on Saturdays!" - Some Liar
by Howie Feltersnatch on May 25, 2011 10:11 PM EDT reply actions
Bruuuuce!
Listening on my MLB ’11 app, since storms are rolling through Chicago and screwing up my DISH
"I'm no different from anybody else with two arms, two legs, and 4200 hits."
Peter Edward Rose
Jay Bruce is 11 feet tall
and shoots lightning bolts out of his arse
by Im_a_fun_haver on May 25, 2011 10:11 PM EDT reply actions
A smart fan would have interfered
thats why the home team should never get the call
"At the very end, somebody took a dump right where I stood in the dugout every day." Dusty Baker
I'm in love with Jay Bruce and I don't care who knows it!
What does a mama bear on the pill have in common with the World Series? No cubs.
The HR happened when I was emptying the cat box
If we ever need a home run in the future, tell me to empty the cat box
You should just be constantly emptying the cat box.
Get more cats if you need to. Home runs are always good.
by the finest muffins on May 25, 2011 10:15 PM EDT up reply actions
Someone loaned you a cat?
"Wait, you think I'm being mean to the pretend orangutan?" -- battlekow
by jch24 on May 25, 2011 10:22 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
yes
my parents. Cat sitting. It’s going great, though. Me and Bell the Cat are each other’s favorite of each other’s species.
LB's cat has convinced me that I am not a cat person. That thing is so annoying.
"People don't kill people. Burning oreo packages kill people."
I had my first pet last year, a cat
he was pretty chill, though. We learned to get along, though it helped that he would leave the apartment for days at a time.
Let's not kid ourselves. It's really, really, bad.
by Cy Schourek on May 25, 2011 10:25 PM EDT up reply actions
cats are like people
there are awesome people, there are awesome cats. There are annoying, smug assholes, and there are annoying smug cats.
Her cat has a heart of pure, unadulturated evil.
That thing looks at you and knocks over your drink. And it will not leave you alone ever.
"People don't kill people. Burning oreo packages kill people."
Well, my point is, just because it's a jerk doesn't mean you're not a cat person
it means that cat is a jerk.
And you wonder why people say the things they do
"Wait, you think I'm being mean to the pretend orangutan?" -- battlekow
What do they say, jch?
Is it bad things? I hope it’s not bad things!
by Charlie Scrabbles on May 25, 2011 10:32 PM EDT up reply actions
not at all buddy....all good stuff!
"Wait, you think I'm being mean to the pretend orangutan?" -- battlekow
Oh, good!
I was worried for a minute there. I’m nothing if not totally dependent on being liked by everyone.
by Charlie Scrabbles on May 25, 2011 10:39 PM EDT up reply actions
agreed. my girlfriend has one awesome cat
and one wimpy yet somehow arrogant motherfucker that I may or may not chase around the house on occasion
We're all mad here. I'm mad. You're mad. Otherwise, you wouldn't have come.
I'm the one with the creepy smile and disappearing body
We're all mad here. I'm mad. You're mad. Otherwise, you wouldn't have come.
/Nicole Richie'd
Let's not kid ourselves. It's really, really, bad.
by Cy Schourek on May 25, 2011 10:34 PM EDT up reply actions 4 recs
solid double off that softball i lobbed up there
We're all mad here. I'm mad. You're mad. Otherwise, you wouldn't have come.
You should
Just don’t take my cat. That would cause great existential turmoil.
by Charlie Scrabbles on May 25, 2011 10:23 PM EDT up reply actions
just realized, Gomes at bat
let’s see something good, eh
Let's not kid ourselves. It's really, really, bad.
wait, he's good against lefties, no?
i expect nothing less than a 3 run homer.
Hey Jonny Gomes
It’s all right, dude. It’s all right. Whatever you do here, it’s all right.
by Charlie Scrabbles on May 25, 2011 10:15 PM EDT reply actions
i was cheering him too
"I love working on Saturdays!" - Some Liar
by Howie Feltersnatch on May 25, 2011 10:16 PM EDT up reply actions
ESPN is talking about Willie Mays
And they keep cutting to Bruce in the dugout.
Coincidence?
some nasty hitters up next inning against Cordero.
yeeps.
Let's not kid ourselves. It's really, really, bad.
He'd probably drop them.
"People don't kill people. Burning oreo packages kill people."
by crolfer on May 25, 2011 10:18 PM EDT up reply actions 2 recs
Ruiz is coming in next inning
we’re all fucked
"Be a smart, Be a smart about it" - Francisco Cordero
Heeeeeeeeey
Turn that frown upside-down! We got this!
by Charlie Scrabbles on May 25, 2011 10:18 PM EDT up reply actions
I hate when people get hits, that sucks
"Wait, you think I'm being mean to the pretend orangutan?" -- battlekow
Renteria might have won a start tomorrow.
"People don't kill people. Burning oreo packages kill people."
can he even do day games after night games?
Let's not kid ourselves. It's really, really, bad.
by Cy Schourek on May 25, 2011 10:19 PM EDT up reply actions
RR, say hello to your new starting SS
Edgardo Rentawreck.
I do a lot of stupid shit, but I'm not an idiot. - JCH24
aw man, just as I leave for the mountains...
Let's not kid ourselves. It's really, really, bad.
by Cy Schourek on May 25, 2011 10:20 PM EDT up reply actions
that seems like it was the first XBH by a reds SS in a while
"Be a smart, Be a smart about it" - Francisco Cordero
Are there any DCers still here?
If so, could any of you tell me how horrific it would be to commute from anywhere interesting to McLean?
Still not a candidate.
I'm still here, but I don't even know where McLean is.
Let me look into it.
by the finest muffins on May 25, 2011 10:21 PM EDT up reply actions
yeah, it's not pleasant to get to/from
thankfully, there isn’t that much interesting in DC
Let's not kid ourselves. It's really, really, bad.
by Cy Schourek on May 25, 2011 10:22 PM EDT up reply actions
Oh, I think they're extending the Metro out that way.
Not scheduled to be complete until 2013, though.
by the finest muffins on May 25, 2011 10:23 PM EDT up reply actions
Depends where you live
I lived near West Falls Church for three years, worked in the city. Not a big deal, though if I did it again I would live in DC. So if you live in DC and work near a Metro (or if there is a shuttle), it would be doable.
by Cuetotally Amazing on May 25, 2011 10:25 PM EDT up reply actions
Define "commute."
Are we talking car here? Because there doesn’t appear to be a Metro anywhere near there.
by the finest muffins on May 25, 2011 10:22 PM EDT up reply actions
As these things go, it is sort of a reverse commute, actually.
by Cuetotally Amazing on May 25, 2011 10:25 PM EDT up reply actions
Yeah, I figure that there's less directionality to the commuting patterns in DC.
Still not a candidate.
Definitely, but still more going into the city from McLean area than vice versa. And there are several ways to McLean from DC.
by Cuetotally Amazing on May 25, 2011 10:27 PM EDT up reply actions
Or if you live in Clarendon or another nice Arlington neighborhood, you'd be close enough that traffic wouldn't be a big problem.
by Cuetotally Amazing on May 25, 2011 10:28 PM EDT up reply actions
Oh, yeah, there's Arlington.
I don’t know if I’m douchey enough to pull that off.
Still not a candidate.
Clarendon has gotten remarkably less douchey, I was very surprised when I went back recently.
Much funkier, some really serious restaurants and coffee. Far fewer fratboys.
by Cuetotally Amazing on May 25, 2011 10:32 PM EDT up reply actions
Oh, I'll have to check it out.
I was so completely turned off by the entitled suburban frattiness of Arlington last time I was there.
Still not a candidate.
that's literally all of DC
well, at least the white parts.
Let's not kid ourselves. It's really, really, bad.
by Cy Schourek on May 25, 2011 10:34 PM EDT up reply actions
Brooks Conrad has the same number of pinch-hit home runs as Chris Heisey
that cracks me up for some reason.
Let's not kid ourselves. It's really, really, bad.
Hey poop butts, what have I missed besides Jay doin' what Jay does?
"Wait, you think I'm being mean to the pretend orangutan?" -- battlekow
Hey
You’re the poop butt, poop butt.
by Charlie Scrabbles on May 25, 2011 10:21 PM EDT up reply actions
Ray Charles ladies and gentlemen!
"Wait, you think I'm being mean to the pretend orangutan?" -- battlekow
I mean, I think this deserves a couple fanpost recs to the guy who said Jay Bruce is the NL's hottest hitter
amiright?
Retractions are for journalists! -Gray
by boobs on May 25, 2011 10:22 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs
Yep, I still hate that annoying opening cheering sound
on the Phillies broadcast.
Still not a candidate.
Come on, Coco.
We believe in you (sort of)
"I bet that sex Bengals fan is really pissed now." -DT3428
Are you arguing with yourself?
If so, you should at least use an alt account.
"Wait, you think I'm being mean to the pretend orangutan?" -- battlekow
are you Raven Riley?
Let's not kid ourselves. It's really, really, bad.
by Cy Schourek on May 25, 2011 10:30 PM EDT up reply actions
I'd like to have another pseudonym night here
but I don’t know who anybody is anyways.
Let's not kid ourselves. It's really, really, bad.
by Cy Schourek on May 25, 2011 10:32 PM EDT up reply actions
I don't have any confirmation one way or the other who that is
but i’m no dummy, so i know who it is
derp
"I love working on Saturdays!" - Some Liar
by Howie Feltersnatch on May 25, 2011 10:26 PM EDT reply actions
And......................
FUCK
We're all mad here. I'm mad. You're mad. Otherwise, you wouldn't have come.
Who saw that coming?
I sadly did.
Why are you working the permit's desk, and why was that child clubbing your nuggets? ~ Ron Swanson
point it the other way next time
"I love working on Saturdays!" - Some Liar
by Howie Feltersnatch on May 25, 2011 10:29 PM EDT up reply actions
more bonus baseball
"I love working on Saturdays!" - Some Liar
by Howie Feltersnatch on May 25, 2011 10:26 PM EDT reply actions
We like to take our time when it comes to milestones, don't we?
Gomes getting to 100 homers, Coco getting 300 saves
Griffey to 600 homers?
That took a while, didn’t it?
by the finest muffins on May 25, 2011 10:27 PM EDT up reply actions
Then he hit in front of 14 people in Miami
"Wait, you think I'm being mean to the pretend orangutan?" -- battlekow
It seems like almost everyone is like that.
ARod always hits an enormous slump every time he’s close to a big home run marker. IIRC Griffey did to, to some extent.
"I bet that sex Bengals fan is really pissed now." -DT3428
Cal Ripkin got his milestone a day after tying Gehrig.
by FordhamRam on May 25, 2011 10:28 PM EDT up reply actions 3 recs
I think we probably should have just let Bruce close this one out on the mound.
"People don't kill people. Burning oreo packages kill people."
well, pretty much everyone can
Retractions are for journalists! -Gray
by boobs on May 25, 2011 10:28 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
hey, btw, did you say that im your favorite tweeter, or did you use some code that makes everyone think you said theyre your favorite tweeter?
Retractions are for journalists! -Gray
this is your second time today where you sound like a confused old man aobut twitter.
Let's not kid ourselves. It's really, really, bad.
by Cy Schourek on May 25, 2011 10:31 PM EDT up reply actions
boobs is one of the best twitterers, I agree.
"People don't kill people. Burning oreo packages kill people."
I probably should get on this twitter
by Charlie Scrabbles on May 25, 2011 10:36 PM EDT up reply actions
he enjoys the foreplay.
Let's not kid ourselves. It's really, really, bad.
by Cy Schourek on May 25, 2011 10:37 PM EDT up reply actions
Well, I'm nothing if not easily talked into doing things
I’ll be on it by tomorrow afternoon!
by Charlie Scrabbles on May 25, 2011 10:38 PM EDT up reply actions
I think you should
"Aroldis Chapman is a seven course meal followed by four hours of sex on the table with a nymphomaniac model heiress who owns her own brewery." - jch24
That was a bad pitch, and he knew it
But for the most part, he’s been solid so far this year, though I don’t know how.
by manichedgehog on May 25, 2011 10:29 PM EDT up reply actions
Everyone hates their closer
they come in in nailbiting situations and they sometimes fuck up. Everyone remembers the fuck ups.
Ok, I thought you were responding to the latter portion of his comment regarding remembering fuckups
No, the rational fans like him.
It's not hating on Mo
It’s pointing put that since CoCo got here, Mo has exactly 7 more save. Four more this year so far. CoCo has NOT been bad.
"Wait, you think I'm being mean to the pretend orangutan?" -- battlekow
howard
not gomes
"I love working on Saturdays!" - Some Liar
by Howie Feltersnatch on May 25, 2011 10:31 PM EDT up reply actions
the good news is
he is not in great physical shape and will decline rapidly (that sonds pretty spiteful but I’m po’d right now)
I hate the things he does to the Reds and he's overrated, but I don't mind him as a player.
"I bet that sex Bengals fan is really pissed now." -DT3428
Alright.
Just hold it here until Bruce is up again and bails our asses out once more.
"I bet that sex Bengals fan is really pissed now." -DT3428
Man... anyone who doesn't know twitter well thinks BP has a 14 year old stalker.
"People don't kill people. Burning oreo packages kill people."
Who the fuck, Kyle Kendrick?
Let’s destroy this bitch and go get a snack.
by Charlie Scrabbles on May 25, 2011 10:35 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs
OOOOOOOOOH
"Aroldis Chapman is a seven course meal followed by four hours of sex on the table with a nymphomaniac model heiress who owns her own brewery." - jch24
by BK on May 25, 2011 10:37 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
The curve locked him up
He was sitting fastball 3-2
by Charlie Scrabbles on May 25, 2011 10:37 PM EDT up reply actions
Yeah, good point.
I thought ball 3 mighta been called a strike.
"People don't kill people. Burning oreo packages kill people."
poor, drew, to say the least
We're all mad here. I'm mad. You're mad. Otherwise, you wouldn't have come.
Yeah, I wanna say thumb or somesuch
"Wait, you think I'm being mean to the pretend orangutan?" -- battlekow
THAT'S WHAT A HBP LOOKS LIKE, CHASE
Let's not kid ourselves. It's really, really, bad.
by Cy Schourek on May 25, 2011 10:38 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs
keep burning through these relievers, charlie!
We're all mad here. I'm mad. You're mad. Otherwise, you wouldn't have come.
Yes
"Aroldis Chapman is a seven course meal followed by four hours of sex on the table with a nymphomaniac model heiress who owns her own brewery." - jch24
tastes like corn syrup and urine on top of shaved ice
/haven’t had one
We're all mad here. I'm mad. You're mad. Otherwise, you wouldn't have come.
Yeah!
When I was 15 my buddy and I would stop at the gas station every Wednesday after youth group and get one.
by Charlie Scrabbles on May 25, 2011 10:42 PM EDT up reply actions
Yeah, but I thought it was their starting pitching that was good.
Even their middle relievers seem to be pretty good, and how often would they get used?
Is there a comment limit to start a new thread?
Close to 700 now
by Jack Armstrong started an All Star Game on May 25, 2011 10:42 PM EDT via mobile reply actions
They're afraid of Joey
Joey Votto on Colin Cowherd: "I don’t know who he is"
by UncleWeez on May 25, 2011 10:42 PM EDT via mobile reply actions
I was justa bout to say.
Let's not kid ourselves. It's really, really, bad.
by Cy Schourek on May 25, 2011 10:42 PM EDT up reply actions
they won't have to keep on checking first when they walk Joey.
Let's not kid ourselves. It's really, really, bad.
by Cy Schourek on May 25, 2011 10:43 PM EDT up reply actions
Joey Votto has mad grown men piss themselves in fear....
And that was just by walking into the same bar.
Okay, maybe Nomar isn't a mumbler.
Maybe he just needs a better microphone. I can honestly barely hear anything he says.
by the finest muffins on May 25, 2011 10:43 PM EDT reply actions
He paused after a few steps there, too, which made me nervous.
I think he just wanted to make sure he got the call.
by the finest muffins on May 25, 2011 10:45 PM EDT up reply actions
weather service took over control of my tv for about the 7th time tonight
and then it doesn’t switch back to my regularly scheduled programming. HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK AT THE RADAR WHEN YOU TOOK OVER MY TEEVEE?!?!?!?!?!?!
Is this game HAM? I think it qualifies as HAM as is.
Let's not kid ourselves. It's really, really, bad.
by Cy Schourek on May 25, 2011 10:45 PM EDT up reply actions
I think it's more like going CANADIAN BACON
"Aroldis Chapman is a seven course meal followed by four hours of sex on the table with a nymphomaniac model heiress who owns her own brewery." - jch24
by BK on May 25, 2011 10:45 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Bacon Strips
Bacon Strips
Bacon Strips
Bacon Strips
Bacon Strips
"Be a smart, Be a smart about it" - Francisco Cordero
Sawce Bawss
"Aroldis Chapman is a seven course meal followed by four hours of sex on the table with a nymphomaniac model heiress who owns her own brewery." - jch24
I'm so hungry but haven't been to the grocery in forever
I might have to make a hot dog and cheese omelet.
"Wait, you think I'm being mean to the pretend orangutan?" -- battlekow
Now that's livin
"Aroldis Chapman is a seven course meal followed by four hours of sex on the table with a nymphomaniac model heiress who owns her own brewery." - jch24
He should get him a Mountain Dew Icee
and be all like a king.
by Charlie Scrabbles on May 25, 2011 10:46 PM EDT up reply actions
That actually doesn't sound bad.
Add mac and cheese.
At work tonight we made cheeto pizza.
Why are you working the permit's desk, and why was that child clubbing your nuggets? ~ Ron Swanson
by BigBabyBruce on May 25, 2011 10:45 PM EDT up reply actions
Cheeto pizza intrigues me in a good way
"Wait, you think I'm being mean to the pretend orangutan?" -- battlekow
ew. not me.
Let's not kid ourselves. It's really, really, bad.
by Cy Schourek on May 25, 2011 10:46 PM EDT up reply actions
oooohhhh, I might just have pancake mix!
"Wait, you think I'm being mean to the pretend orangutan?" -- battlekow
I can't think of a time of day when pancakes aren't good
"Aroldis Chapman is a seven course meal followed by four hours of sex on the table with a nymphomaniac model heiress who owns her own brewery." - jch24
Come on Cap'n Coldplay. Redeem yo'self for a bad game at the plate and shut these morons up.
"People don't kill people. Burning oreo packages kill people."
Romero couldn't throw it in the ocean right now
"Wait, you think I'm being mean to the pretend orangutan?" -- battlekow
Man, Philly fans are sort of ass hats.
"People don't kill people. Burning oreo packages kill people."
What ever you do don't swing!
Why are you working the permit's desk, and why was that child clubbing your nuggets? ~ Ron Swanson
seriosuly? NOW?
Let's not kid ourselves. It's really, really, bad.
by Cy Schourek on May 25, 2011 10:46 PM EDT up reply actions
jeezeous
"I love working on Saturdays!" - Some Liar
by Howie Feltersnatch on May 25, 2011 10:47 PM EDT reply actions
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