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Game 50 Part 3: Carradine'd

Yep, this one's tied up at 3.

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word to your motha

"Be a smart, Be a smart about it" - Francisco Cordero

by BigStein on May 25, 2011 9:37 PM EDT reply actions  

x

Still not a candidate.

by Gray on May 25, 2011 9:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

One-st

I do a lot of stupid shit, but I'm not an idiot. - JCH24

by johnu1 on May 25, 2011 9:37 PM EDT reply actions  

I hope this thread has good luck...

"People don't kill people. Burning oreo packages kill people."

by crolfer on May 25, 2011 9:38 PM EDT reply actions  

Stubbs! That's reason #3

Let's not kid ourselves. It's really, really, bad.

by Cy Schourek on May 25, 2011 9:38 PM EDT reply actions  

Reason number 4?

"People don't kill people. Burning oreo packages kill people."

by crolfer on May 25, 2011 9:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

speed.

Let's not kid ourselves. It's really, really, bad.

by Cy Schourek on May 25, 2011 9:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

of the non-Missouri variety

Let's not kid ourselves. It's really, really, bad.

by Cy Schourek on May 25, 2011 9:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

What about 5?

"People don't kill people. Burning oreo packages kill people."

by crolfer on May 25, 2011 9:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

there are only 4.

Let's not kid ourselves. It's really, really, bad.

by Cy Schourek on May 25, 2011 9:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

5?

"People don't kill people. Burning oreo packages kill people."

by crolfer on May 25, 2011 9:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

I mean '6'?

"People don't kill people. Burning oreo packages kill people."

by crolfer on May 25, 2011 9:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

I re-responded

"People don't kill people. Burning oreo packages kill people."

by crolfer on May 25, 2011 9:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

so did I.

Let's not kid ourselves. It's really, really, bad.

by Cy Schourek on May 25, 2011 9:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

I rec'd

"People don't kill people. Burning oreo packages kill people."

by crolfer on May 25, 2011 9:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

What?

Number five was his future as a beautiful bald man.

by the finest muffins on May 25, 2011 9:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

eh, its been a few beers.

Let's not kid ourselves. It's really, really, bad.

by Cy Schourek on May 25, 2011 9:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

10 LOBs

damn.

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by chazzilla on May 25, 2011 9:39 PM EDT reply actions  

Rolen is a LOBster

as they say over at VEB sometimes for the worst LOB offender

by Red_Poodle on May 25, 2011 9:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

... In that case, that's a stupid thing.

"People don't kill people. Burning oreo packages kill people."

by crolfer on May 25, 2011 9:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

I got appendicitis after eating there.

"People don't kill people. Burning oreo packages kill people."

by crolfer on May 25, 2011 9:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah a little bit

I mean, obviously there wasn’t any kind of connection, but it took me a little while to go back.

"People don't kill people. Burning oreo packages kill people."

by crolfer on May 25, 2011 9:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

yeah

I read an interesting study, thuog, that showed most people don’t deveop taste aversions, even if they get some stomach pains form food, unless they ge nausea. I imagine an appendicitis correlation would do the trick though!

by Red_Poodle on May 25, 2011 9:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

Let's call him a Lubber

because it comes from the latin word lob.

"People don't kill people. Burning oreo packages kill people."

by crolfer on May 25, 2011 9:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

10 Lobs

what is a Danny Herrera at-bat, Alex

Let's not kid ourselves. It's really, really, bad.

by Cy Schourek on May 25, 2011 9:40 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

Geez, that was way too close.

I do a lot of stupid shit, but I'm not an idiot. - JCH24

by johnu1 on May 25, 2011 9:39 PM EDT reply actions  

nitpicking

"Be a smart, Be a smart about it" - Francisco Cordero

by BigStein on May 25, 2011 9:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

Who wants to see CoCo's 300th save, tonight?

"Be a smart, Be a smart about it" - Francisco Cordero

by BigStein on May 25, 2011 9:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

This tasteless cover is a good indication of the lack of musical invention within.

The musical growth rate of this band cannot even be charted. They are treading water in a sea of retarded sexuality and bad poetry.

Still not a candidate.

by Gray on May 25, 2011 9:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

Masset 1 pitch 1 out

CY YOUNG

"Be a smart, Be a smart about it" - Francisco Cordero

by BigStein on May 25, 2011 9:44 PM EDT reply actions  

"Boston is the best team in the game right now"

that is categorically untrue.

Let's not kid ourselves. It's really, really, bad.

by Cy Schourek on May 25, 2011 9:45 PM EDT reply actions  

x

Fuck it, we'll do it live.

by DTFH91 on May 25, 2011 9:46 PM EDT up reply actions   2 recs

what's Bert doing there?

Let's not kid ourselves. It's really, really, bad.

by Cy Schourek on May 25, 2011 9:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

getting me weed

helps w/the cancer pain.

\we’re tight

xFLIP

by supergrover on May 25, 2011 9:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

this, however, I cannot explain


I don’t know that bert…

(look close)

xFLIP

by supergrover on May 25, 2011 9:48 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

nice

one of my favorite things of the post-9/11 world we live in.

Let's not kid ourselves. It's really, really, bad.

by Cy Schourek on May 25, 2011 9:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

I don't get it.

But I like it!

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by chazzilla on May 25, 2011 9:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

BERT IS EVIL

"Be a smart, Be a smart about it" - Francisco Cordero

by BigStein on May 25, 2011 9:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

It's time to break out the rally jugs

I do a lot of stupid shit, but I'm not an idiot. - JCH24

by johnu1 on May 25, 2011 9:45 PM EDT reply actions  

wait, seriously?

at what point to we become an asshole fan base?

Let's not kid ourselves. It's really, really, bad.

by Cy Schourek on May 25, 2011 9:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

Hey, we owned this guy yesterday, right?

"People don't kill people. Burning oreo packages kill people."

by crolfer on May 25, 2011 9:46 PM EDT reply actions  

Stupid Mayberry

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by chazzilla on May 25, 2011 9:46 PM EDT reply actions  

LETS GO VOTTO LETS GO

Let's not kid ourselves. It's really, really, bad.

by Cy Schourek on May 25, 2011 9:47 PM EDT reply actions  

We are kinda BABIP'ing them to death tonight.

"People don't kill people. Burning oreo packages kill people."

by crolfer on May 25, 2011 9:48 PM EDT reply actions  

Why is Coco in the pen?

"People don't kill people. Burning oreo packages kill people."

by crolfer on May 25, 2011 9:49 PM EDT reply actions  

so when Scott demanded the trade

was one of the stipulations that he couldn’t hit against his old team?

Let's not kid ourselves. It's really, really, bad.

by Cy Schourek on May 25, 2011 9:50 PM EDT reply actions  

his guilty heart

ways heavy in his chest in Citizens Bank Park

by Red_Poodle on May 25, 2011 9:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

no weigh

Let's not kid ourselves. It's really, really, bad.

by Cy Schourek on May 25, 2011 9:52 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

He is still our spiritual leader

I do a lot of stupid shit, but I'm not an idiot. - JCH24

by johnu1 on May 25, 2011 9:50 PM EDT reply actions  

who? the rally gerbileprachaun?

Let's not kid ourselves. It's really, really, bad.

by Cy Schourek on May 25, 2011 9:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

If he was Tibetan, he'd be the Daily Llama

I do a lot of stupid shit, but I'm not an idiot. - JCH24

by johnu1 on May 25, 2011 9:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

Woo lets go Reds!

By the way some really nasty weather in NW Ohio tonight. Spent two hours of work in the dark.

Why are you working the permit's desk, and why was that child clubbing your nuggets? ~ Ron Swanson

by BigBabyBruce on May 25, 2011 9:51 PM EDT reply actions  

The most productive part was I was drinking the entire time.

I work at a carry-out.

Why are you working the permit's desk, and why was that child clubbing your nuggets? ~ Ron Swanson

by BigBabyBruce on May 25, 2011 9:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

Slyde just had a fantastic joke on twitter
Arthur any better lefty relievers than Bill Bray? #KnockKnockJoke RT @Jamieblog Arthur who?

Let's not kid ourselves. It's really, really, bad.

by Cy Schourek on May 25, 2011 9:52 PM EDT reply actions   1 recs

hey battlekow

I think you’re the only other NLC team fan who posts here with any regularity. And you’re a stand-up guy. Hi-Five to you.

by thevole on May 25, 2011 9:52 PM EDT reply actions  

He's also cool!

"People don't kill people. Burning oreo packages kill people."

by crolfer on May 25, 2011 9:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

And introduced me to nun porn!

"People don't kill people. Burning oreo packages kill people."

by crolfer on May 25, 2011 9:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

The Rule 34 applies.

I do a lot of stupid shit, but I'm not an idiot. - JCH24

by johnu1 on May 25, 2011 9:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

his avatar

is a cow with an assault rifle. Im down with that.

"Be a smart, Be a smart about it" - Francisco Cordero

by BigStein on May 25, 2011 9:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

Hey thanks

I appreciate that. RR is a great place even if you guys root for the wrong team most of the time. High five reciprocated.

by battlekow on May 25, 2011 9:55 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

12-6 curve? Didn't see it.

"People don't kill people. Burning oreo packages kill people."

by crolfer on May 25, 2011 9:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

Or the splitter.

"People don't kill people. Burning oreo packages kill people."

by crolfer on May 25, 2011 9:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

I think it was his curve

If we are talking about the same pitch.

by Charlie Scrabbles on May 25, 2011 9:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

dipsey doodle

Retractions are for journalists! -Gray

by boobs on May 25, 2011 9:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

Let's go Masset.

Get it done.

Why are you working the permit's desk, and why was that child clubbing your nuggets? ~ Ron Swanson

by BigBabyBruce on May 25, 2011 9:57 PM EDT reply actions  

that was almost a disaster

We're all mad here. I'm mad. You're mad. Otherwise, you wouldn't have come.

by chesirecat on May 25, 2011 9:57 PM EDT reply actions  

Wilson Valdez

says “hold on for one more play!”

by Charlie Scrabbles on May 25, 2011 9:57 PM EDT reply actions  

Do not like this...

"People don't kill people. Burning oreo packages kill people."

by crolfer on May 25, 2011 9:58 PM EDT reply actions  

no! Don't walk him! You'll double his OPS!

Let's not kid ourselves. It's really, really, bad.

by Cy Schourek on May 25, 2011 9:58 PM EDT reply actions  

how many hits does utley have this season?

"Be a smart, Be a smart about it" - Francisco Cordero

by BigStein on May 25, 2011 9:58 PM EDT reply actions  

Marty loves them!

We're all mad here. I'm mad. You're mad. Otherwise, you wouldn't have come.

by chesirecat on May 25, 2011 9:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah..150ish straight sell-outs

by Dxero on May 25, 2011 9:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

Why on Earth would you not walk him?

Ya gotta get a force play.

I do a lot of stupid shit, but I'm not an idiot. - JCH24

by johnu1 on May 25, 2011 9:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

x

Retractions are for journalists! -Gray

by boobs on May 25, 2011 9:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

That poor child

All the kids in school are going to make fun him!

by Charlie Scrabbles on May 25, 2011 10:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

yeah, what a stupid jacket.

Let's not kid ourselves. It's really, really, bad.

by Cy Schourek on May 25, 2011 10:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

comment of the night.

"People don't kill people. Burning oreo packages kill people."

by crolfer on May 25, 2011 10:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

WTF was he talking about at 2nd

"Be a smart, Be a smart about it" - Francisco Cordero

by BigStein on May 25, 2011 9:59 PM EDT reply actions  

Buckle down, Masset Hound.

"People don't kill people. Burning oreo packages kill people."

by crolfer on May 25, 2011 10:00 PM EDT reply actions  

oh hell

"I love working on Saturdays!" - Some Liar

by Howie Feltersnatch on May 25, 2011 10:01 PM EDT reply actions  

nooooooo

"Be a smart, Be a smart about it" - Francisco Cordero

by BigStein on May 25, 2011 10:01 PM EDT reply actions  

Shit, Masset. Wild pitch? Really?

"People don't kill people. Burning oreo packages kill people."

by crolfer on May 25, 2011 10:01 PM EDT reply actions  

Fuck!

Why are you working the permit's desk, and why was that child clubbing your nuggets? ~ Ron Swanson

by BigBabyBruce on May 25, 2011 10:01 PM EDT reply actions  

No effort from Monie on that one.

"People don't kill people. Burning oreo packages kill people."

by crolfer on May 25, 2011 10:01 PM EDT reply actions  

this one is gonna hurt

We're all mad here. I'm mad. You're mad. Otherwise, you wouldn't have come.

by chesirecat on May 25, 2011 10:01 PM EDT reply actions  

Ramon wants to to walk him.

Why are you working the permit's desk, and why was that child clubbing your nuggets? ~ Ron Swanson

by BigBabyBruce on May 25, 2011 10:01 PM EDT reply actions  

Damn, this is scaring me.

"People don't kill people. Burning oreo packages kill people."

by crolfer on May 25, 2011 10:02 PM EDT reply actions  

Dom Brown? Really?

The managers out out-managing themselves together.

Let's not kid ourselves. It's really, really, bad.

by Cy Schourek on May 25, 2011 10:02 PM EDT reply actions  

It's pretty much a wash, and Francisco has an HR today

If it goes into extras, you just shortened your bench for no reason.

Let's not kid ourselves. It's really, really, bad.

by Cy Schourek on May 25, 2011 10:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

also: boom.

Let's not kid ourselves. It's really, really, bad.

by Cy Schourek on May 25, 2011 10:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

nor I

RR will tell the tale

We're all mad here. I'm mad. You're mad. Otherwise, you wouldn't have come.

by chesirecat on May 25, 2011 10:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

Welp, B isn't very good

and Masset is. So let’s make this happen.

by Charlie Scrabbles on May 25, 2011 10:03 PM EDT reply actions  

I'm kinda scared.

"People don't kill people. Burning oreo packages kill people."

by crolfer on May 25, 2011 10:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

good things

"I love working on Saturdays!" - Some Liar

by Howie Feltersnatch on May 25, 2011 10:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

shut it tHom

"I love working on Saturdays!" - Some Liar

by Howie Feltersnatch on May 25, 2011 10:03 PM EDT reply actions  

That was FILTHY

"Be a smart, Be a smart about it" - Francisco Cordero

by BigStein on May 25, 2011 10:03 PM EDT reply actions  

Popped him up!

"People don't kill people. Burning oreo packages kill people."

by crolfer on May 25, 2011 10:04 PM EDT reply actions  

big pitch!

Why are you working the permit's desk, and why was that child clubbing your nuggets? ~ Ron Swanson

by BigBabyBruce on May 25, 2011 10:04 PM EDT reply actions  

HA DOMINIC BROWN

shouldof kept Jayson Werth

"Be a smart, Be a smart about it" - Francisco Cordero

by BigStein on May 25, 2011 10:04 PM EDT reply actions  

Masset is my home boy!

Why are you working the permit's desk, and why was that child clubbing your nuggets? ~ Ron Swanson

by BigBabyBruce on May 25, 2011 10:05 PM EDT reply actions  

I'm SCARED

"People don't kill people. Burning oreo packages kill people."

by crolfer on May 25, 2011 10:05 PM EDT reply actions  

you shouldn't be.

Let's not kid ourselves. It's really, really, bad.

by Cy Schourek on May 25, 2011 10:06 PM EDT up reply actions   2 recs

YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!

We're all mad here. I'm mad. You're mad. Otherwise, you wouldn't have come.

by chesirecat on May 25, 2011 10:05 PM EDT reply actions  

RENT!

LTP is for Stubbs only!

by OGC Reds on May 25, 2011 10:05 PM EDT reply actions  

A broadway joke!

A little high minded for this crown, don’t you think?

by ams78 on May 25, 2011 10:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

ITS NOT BROADWAY ITS FUCKING RENT.

IT WAS TWILIGHT BEFORE TWILIGHT.

Let's not kid ourselves. It's really, really, bad.

by Cy Schourek on May 25, 2011 10:07 PM EDT up reply actions   2 recs

Well put

I prefer the Team America version anyway. Everyone has AIDS!

by ams78 on May 25, 2011 10:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

YESSSSSSSSSSSS

"People don't kill people. Burning oreo packages kill people."

by crolfer on May 25, 2011 10:05 PM EDT reply actions  

livin dangerously

shoooooweeeeeee

"I love working on Saturdays!" - Some Liar

by Howie Feltersnatch on May 25, 2011 10:05 PM EDT reply actions  

I'll SAY IT AGAIN! FUCK YES!

We're all mad here. I'm mad. You're mad. Otherwise, you wouldn't have come.

by chesirecat on May 25, 2011 10:05 PM EDT reply actions  

IT DOESN'T GET TIRED.

AND BRUCE UP NEXT

Let's not kid ourselves. It's really, really, bad.

by Cy Schourek on May 25, 2011 10:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

wheww

"At the very end, somebody took a dump right where I stood in the dugout every day." Dusty Baker

by featherman on May 25, 2011 10:05 PM EDT reply actions  

Beautiful.

Beautiful, gorgeous, lovely, awesome. Let’s get out the bats!

by the finest muffins on May 25, 2011 10:05 PM EDT reply actions   1 recs

this is a great idea

"I love working on Saturdays!" - Some Liar

by Howie Feltersnatch on May 25, 2011 10:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

BP steps on the bag with authority!

"Be a smart, Be a smart about it" - Francisco Cordero

by BigStein on May 25, 2011 10:05 PM EDT reply actions  

What you got Polanco?

FUCKIN NOTHIN!

Why are you working the permit's desk, and why was that child clubbing your nuggets? ~ Ron Swanson

by BigBabyBruce on May 25, 2011 10:05 PM EDT reply actions  

Jesus

Fuck it, we'll do it live.

by DTFH91 on May 25, 2011 10:05 PM EDT reply actions  

due up third.

"People don't kill people. Burning oreo packages kill people."

by crolfer on May 25, 2011 10:06 PM EDT up reply actions   2 recs

x

I do a lot of stupid shit, but I'm not an idiot. - JCH24

by johnu1 on May 25, 2011 10:06 PM EDT reply actions   2 recs

I couldn't look atthe game

but I like ll the “beautifuls” I’m seeing

by Red_Poodle on May 25, 2011 10:06 PM EDT reply actions  

Was hit hard, but right at 'em.

"People don't kill people. Burning oreo packages kill people."

by crolfer on May 25, 2011 10:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

Renteria was stationed right there

So it was all about positioning.

How much wood could Chakkuchakkuchakku if you can throw a tree?

by ThePensive on May 25, 2011 10:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

should have

"I love working on Saturdays!" - Some Liar

by Howie Feltersnatch on May 25, 2011 10:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

let's knock this Bastardo around.

Let's not kid ourselves. It's really, really, bad.

by Cy Schourek on May 25, 2011 10:08 PM EDT reply actions  

This Bastardo's third game in a row?

"People don't kill people. Burning oreo packages kill people."

by crolfer on May 25, 2011 10:08 PM EDT reply actions  

BRUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCE!!!!!!!!!!!!!

"People don't kill people. Burning oreo packages kill people."

by crolfer on May 25, 2011 10:09 PM EDT reply actions  

J J J J J J J J J J J J J J J J J J J J J JJ

Let's not kid ourselves. It's really, really, bad.

by Cy Schourek on May 25, 2011 10:09 PM EDT reply actions  

JAY

MOTHER

FUCKING

BRUCE!

Why are you working the permit's desk, and why was that child clubbing your nuggets? ~ Ron Swanson

by BigBabyBruce on May 25, 2011 10:09 PM EDT reply actions  

so they have dubee

and a bastardo

but we have a BRUUUUUUUCEEEEEEEEEeeee

"I love working on Saturdays!" - Some Liar

by Howie Feltersnatch on May 25, 2011 10:09 PM EDT reply actions  

THE BRUCE THE BRUCE

THE BRUCE IS ON FIRE

How much wood could Chakkuchakkuchakku if you can throw a tree?

by ThePensive on May 25, 2011 10:09 PM EDT reply actions  

GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONNNNNNNNNNNNNE

We're all mad here. I'm mad. You're mad. Otherwise, you wouldn't have come.

by chesirecat on May 25, 2011 10:09 PM EDT reply actions  

BRUCE SMASH

looked like fan interference maybe?

by ritalin on May 25, 2011 10:09 PM EDT reply actions  

No

They’re just wasting our time now with this review.

by ken on May 25, 2011 10:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

wow

I like Bruce kid. When did we get him?

xFLIP

by supergrover on May 25, 2011 10:09 PM EDT reply actions  

Also, Cy--

Your number 6 reason for loving Drew Stubbs should be his goofy smile. It was on full display in the dugout just there.

by the finest muffins on May 25, 2011 10:09 PM EDT reply actions  

how can you have #6 without #5?

Let's not kid ourselves. It's really, really, bad.

by Cy Schourek on May 25, 2011 10:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

X

Let's not kid ourselves. It's really, really, bad.

by Cy Schourek on May 25, 2011 10:09 PM EDT reply actions  

BRUCE BETTER START BATTING CLEANUP

"I bet that sex Bengals fan is really pissed now." -DT3428

by sexsalad on May 25, 2011 10:10 PM EDT reply actions  

LADIES AND GENTLEMEN! WE'RE SEEING THE BLOSSOMING OF A STAR!

We're all mad here. I'm mad. You're mad. Otherwise, you wouldn't have come.

by chesirecat on May 25, 2011 10:10 PM EDT reply actions  

RALLY FACEBOOK STATUSES!
Yepp I hate you mom, I say what I want. You don’t like it? Don’t read it.

Same girl that provided last night’s gem.

"People don't kill people. Burning oreo packages kill people."

by crolfer on May 25, 2011 10:10 PM EDT reply actions  

x

Still not a candidate.

by Gray on May 25, 2011 10:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

Lemme go find it, just a sec

"People don't kill people. Burning oreo packages kill people."

by crolfer on May 25, 2011 10:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

Here
I hate inconsiderate assholes! You know?? The type who say they care about you but, they really don’t because there never there when you need them. So now everything they say to you it sounds like a big bowl of bull shit. Congrats your a real gentlemen!

"People don't kill people. Burning oreo packages kill people."

by crolfer on May 25, 2011 10:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

college girls

have their feelings all messed up in their head. it’s common.

"Be a smart, Be a smart about it" - Francisco Cordero

by BigStein on May 25, 2011 10:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

She's a high schooler.

It just kind of amuses me. Every one she posts is so angry.

"People don't kill people. Burning oreo packages kill people."

by crolfer on May 25, 2011 10:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

/mefreshmanyearofcollege'd

"People don't kill people. Burning oreo packages kill people."

by crolfer on May 25, 2011 10:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

/yousophomoreyearofcollege'd

Had to be done, sorry.

"Wait, you think I'm being mean to the pretend orangutan?" -- battlekow

by jch24 on May 25, 2011 10:22 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

True. Even that was nothing compared to freshman year though. Ugh.

I’se all growed up now!

"People don't kill people. Burning oreo packages kill people."

by crolfer on May 25, 2011 10:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

/mecurrentyearofcollege'd

"Be a smart, Be a smart about it" - Francisco Cordero

by BigStein on May 25, 2011 10:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

I did the same thing with Brand New

"Aroldis Chapman is a seven course meal followed by four hours of sex on the table with a nymphomaniac model heiress who owns her own brewery." - jch24

by BK on May 25, 2011 10:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

Gin Blossoms ftw!

"People don't kill people. Burning oreo packages kill people."

by crolfer on May 25, 2011 10:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

But that's just damn good music too.

"People don't kill people. Burning oreo packages kill people."

by crolfer on May 25, 2011 10:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

is that a real song lyric?

that is a terrible song lyric.

Let's not kid ourselves. It's really, really, bad.

by Cy Schourek on May 25, 2011 10:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

Is that what you call a getaway?

Tell me what you got away with
Cause I’ve seen more spine in jellyfish
I’ve seen more guts in 11 year old kids
Have another drink and drive yourself
I hope there’s ice on all the roads
And you can think of me when you forget your seatbelt
And again when your head goes through the windshield

(damn, I was angsty)

"Aroldis Chapman is a seven course meal followed by four hours of sex on the table with a nymphomaniac model heiress who owns her own brewery." - jch24

by BK on May 25, 2011 10:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

How about some Saves the Day?

This song will become the anthem of your underground
You’re two floors down getting high in the back room
If I flooded out your house, do you think you’d make it out?
Or would you burn up before the water filled your lungs?

by battlekow on May 25, 2011 10:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

I really like that song, still.

Let's not kid ourselves. It's really, really, bad.

by Cy Schourek on May 25, 2011 10:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

I listened to that song this morning on the way to work, no joke

"Aroldis Chapman is a seven course meal followed by four hours of sex on the table with a nymphomaniac model heiress who owns her own brewery." - jch24

by BK on May 25, 2011 10:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

Oh this is what I was really looking for

The last time I saw you, August of ’99, I should have had my hammer and a few rusty spikes to nail you on a wall and use bottles to catch your blood and display you for the neighbors so they know your time had come.

by battlekow on May 25, 2011 10:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

Shit dude

Me too. I have them all saved in a notepad file somewhere. I’ll go back and read them again when I need a good dose of humility.

by Charlie Scrabbles on May 25, 2011 10:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

I hate having to explain why it didn't work out the first time around with my now-wife

“Well, you see…….you think I’m an arrogant asshole now? I’m about a 4 now, I was a 9 or 10 back then.”

"Wait, you think I'm being mean to the pretend orangutan?" -- battlekow

by jch24 on May 25, 2011 10:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

I can't understand why this is difficult to explain

“I was 18 once.”

^done.

Let's not kid ourselves. It's really, really, bad.

by Cy Schourek on May 25, 2011 10:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

oh God,

is my AOL profile and/or personal website still up in some corner of the internet?

Let's not kid ourselves. It's really, really, bad.

by Cy Schourek on May 25, 2011 10:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

On a disc somewhere in my house is a pristine copy of my geocities page

Hoo boy.

"Wait, you think I'm being mean to the pretend orangutan?" -- battlekow

by jch24 on May 25, 2011 10:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

AIM > Gchat, fbook chat, ICQ, whatever

knock AOL all you want, that was the best.

Let's not kid ourselves. It's really, really, bad.

by Cy Schourek on May 25, 2011 10:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

I still have an AIM account, because a couple of people still use it

I wrap them all together with Pidgin though.

"Wait, you think I'm being mean to the pretend orangutan?" -- battlekow

by jch24 on May 25, 2011 10:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yes, thanks to Adium I am always on AIM

I’m honestly not sure if anyone I talk to at this point still uses it, though.

by battlekow on May 25, 2011 10:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

they shut it down last week

it’s rolled into gchat

Let's not kid ourselves. It's really, really, bad.

by Cy Schourek on May 25, 2011 10:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

Also have Adium

And you’re the only Red Reporter I talk to on it, and neither of us are ever on it

"Aroldis Chapman is a seven course meal followed by four hours of sex on the table with a nymphomaniac model heiress who owns her own brewery." - jch24

by BK on May 25, 2011 10:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

No doubt

Back in ’03 that was the bizniddles.

by Charlie Scrabbles on May 25, 2011 10:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

your statuses

I haz them.

Let's not kid ourselves. It's really, really, bad.

by Cy Schourek on May 25, 2011 10:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

i have a good one, just popped up on my feed
everyone in philly can suck jay bruce’s dick

by ritalin on May 25, 2011 10:12 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

What about this one from a senior at my school?
Ladies dudez dont be trying to hear that bull shit,like thatz like my brother,he my best friend,or i knew him since we was lil..cuz period point blank he aint ya man,he jus another dude with a penis thatz horny…#flatout

"I bet that sex Bengals fan is really pissed now." -DT3428

by sexsalad on May 25, 2011 10:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yep

That’s the kind of writer that Moeller produces.

"I bet that sex Bengals fan is really pissed now." -DT3428

by sexsalad on May 25, 2011 10:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

The dude wasn't leaning out.

It was over the wall. Once it’s over the wall a fan can touch it.

"I bet that sex Bengals fan is really pissed now." -DT3428

by sexsalad on May 25, 2011 10:10 PM EDT reply actions  

Shit

It would be a ground rule double if they overturn it, right?

Fuck it, we'll do it live.

by DTFH91 on May 25, 2011 10:10 PM EDT reply actions  

THE GUY PULLED BACK!

HOMERUN!

Why are you working the permit's desk, and why was that child clubbing your nuggets? ~ Ron Swanson

by BigBabyBruce on May 25, 2011 10:11 PM EDT reply actions  

/jch'd

Still not a candidate.

by Gray on May 25, 2011 10:11 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

Well done

Fuck it, we'll do it live.

by DTFH91 on May 25, 2011 10:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

terrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrible call by kelch, review or not

We're all mad here. I'm mad. You're mad. Otherwise, you wouldn't have come.

by chesirecat on May 25, 2011 10:11 PM EDT reply actions  

Bruuuuce!

Listening on my MLB ’11 app, since storms are rolling through Chicago and screwing up my DISH

"I'm no different from anybody else with two arms, two legs, and 4200 hits."
Peter Edward Rose

by BradinChicago on May 25, 2011 10:11 PM EDT reply actions  

Jay Bruce is 11 feet tall

and shoots lightning bolts out of his arse

by Im_a_fun_haver on May 25, 2011 10:11 PM EDT reply actions  

Dont worry guys... I got this

"Be a smart, Be a smart about it" - Francisco Cordero

by BigStein on May 25, 2011 10:11 PM EDT reply actions  

A smart fan would have interfered

thats why the home team should never get the call

"At the very end, somebody took a dump right where I stood in the dugout every day." Dusty Baker

by featherman on May 25, 2011 10:12 PM EDT reply actions  

I'm in love with Jay Bruce and I don't care who knows it!

What does a mama bear on the pill have in common with the World Series? No cubs.

by DocRam on May 25, 2011 10:12 PM EDT reply actions  

BRUCE ALLMIGHTY?

"Be a smart, Be a smart about it" - Francisco Cordero

by BigStein on May 25, 2011 10:13 PM EDT reply actions  

Someone loaned you a cat?

"Wait, you think I'm being mean to the pretend orangutan?" -- battlekow

by jch24 on May 25, 2011 10:22 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

yes

my parents. Cat sitting. It’s going great, though. Me and Bell the Cat are each other’s favorite of each other’s species.

by thevole on May 25, 2011 10:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

I had my first pet last year, a cat

he was pretty chill, though. We learned to get along, though it helped that he would leave the apartment for days at a time.

Let's not kid ourselves. It's really, really, bad.

by Cy Schourek on May 25, 2011 10:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

cats are like people

there are awesome people, there are awesome cats. There are annoying, smug assholes, and there are annoying smug cats.

by thevole on May 25, 2011 10:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

Her cat has a heart of pure, unadulturated evil.

That thing looks at you and knocks over your drink. And it will not leave you alone ever.

"People don't kill people. Burning oreo packages kill people."

by crolfer on May 25, 2011 10:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

And you wonder why people say the things they do

"Wait, you think I'm being mean to the pretend orangutan?" -- battlekow

by jch24 on May 25, 2011 10:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

um.....nothing.....

"Wait, you think I'm being mean to the pretend orangutan?" -- battlekow

by jch24 on May 25, 2011 10:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

What do they say, jch?

Is it bad things? I hope it’s not bad things!

by Charlie Scrabbles on May 25, 2011 10:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

not at all buddy....all good stuff!

"Wait, you think I'm being mean to the pretend orangutan?" -- battlekow

by jch24 on May 25, 2011 10:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

Oh, good!

I was worried for a minute there. I’m nothing if not totally dependent on being liked by everyone.

by Charlie Scrabbles on May 25, 2011 10:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

agreed. my girlfriend has one awesome cat

and one wimpy yet somehow arrogant motherfucker that I may or may not chase around the house on occasion

We're all mad here. I'm mad. You're mad. Otherwise, you wouldn't have come.

by chesirecat on May 25, 2011 10:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

Is it cheshire-y?

"People don't kill people. Burning oreo packages kill people."

by crolfer on May 25, 2011 10:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

I'm the one with the creepy smile and disappearing body

We're all mad here. I'm mad. You're mad. Otherwise, you wouldn't have come.

by chesirecat on May 25, 2011 10:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

solid double off that softball i lobbed up there

We're all mad here. I'm mad. You're mad. Otherwise, you wouldn't have come.

by chesirecat on May 25, 2011 10:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

You should

Just don’t take my cat. That would cause great existential turmoil.

by Charlie Scrabbles on May 25, 2011 10:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

just realized, Gomes at bat

let’s see something good, eh

Let's not kid ourselves. It's really, really, bad.

by Cy Schourek on May 25, 2011 10:14 PM EDT reply actions  

wait, he's good against lefties, no?

i expect nothing less than a 3 run homer.

by ritalin on May 25, 2011 10:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

ESPN is talking about Willie Mays

And they keep cutting to Bruce in the dugout.

Coincidence?

by manichedgehog on May 25, 2011 10:16 PM EDT reply actions  

some nasty hitters up next inning against Cordero.

yeeps.

Let's not kid ourselves. It's really, really, bad.

by Cy Schourek on May 25, 2011 10:16 PM EDT reply actions  

He'd probably drop them.

"People don't kill people. Burning oreo packages kill people."

by crolfer on May 25, 2011 10:18 PM EDT up reply actions   2 recs

Ruiz is coming in next inning

we’re all fucked

"Be a smart, Be a smart about it" - Francisco Cordero

by BigStein on May 25, 2011 10:17 PM EDT reply actions  

Heeeeeeeeey

Turn that frown upside-down! We got this!

by Charlie Scrabbles on May 25, 2011 10:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

Renteria might have won a start tomorrow.

"People don't kill people. Burning oreo packages kill people."

by crolfer on May 25, 2011 10:18 PM EDT reply actions  

can he even do day games after night games?

Let's not kid ourselves. It's really, really, bad.

by Cy Schourek on May 25, 2011 10:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

nice

good little bit of hitting there

by ritalin on May 25, 2011 10:18 PM EDT reply actions  

-X

"Wait, you think I'm being mean to the pretend orangutan?" -- battlekow

by jch24 on May 25, 2011 10:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

Are there any DCers still here?

If so, could any of you tell me how horrific it would be to commute from anywhere interesting to McLean?

Still not a candidate.

by Gray on May 25, 2011 10:19 PM EDT reply actions  

yeah, it's not pleasant to get to/from

thankfully, there isn’t that much interesting in DC

Let's not kid ourselves. It's really, really, bad.

by Cy Schourek on May 25, 2011 10:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

Depends where you live

I lived near West Falls Church for three years, worked in the city. Not a big deal, though if I did it again I would live in DC. So if you live in DC and work near a Metro (or if there is a shuttle), it would be doable.

by Cuetotally Amazing on May 25, 2011 10:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

Define "commute."

Are we talking car here? Because there doesn’t appear to be a Metro anywhere near there.

by the finest muffins on May 25, 2011 10:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah, looks like it would have to be a car.

That’s probably unpleasant.

Still not a candidate.

by Gray on May 25, 2011 10:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

Brooks Conrad has the same number of pinch-hit home runs as Chris Heisey

that cracks me up for some reason.

Let's not kid ourselves. It's really, really, bad.

by Cy Schourek on May 25, 2011 10:19 PM EDT reply actions  

Stupid Brooks Conrad

"Wait, you think I'm being mean to the pretend orangutan?" -- battlekow

by jch24 on May 25, 2011 10:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

Hey poop butts, what have I missed besides Jay doin' what Jay does?

"Wait, you think I'm being mean to the pretend orangutan?" -- battlekow

by jch24 on May 25, 2011 10:20 PM EDT reply actions  

Lots of singles

"People don't kill people. Burning oreo packages kill people."

by crolfer on May 25, 2011 10:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

The triple play, nothing else.

I do a lot of stupid shit, but I'm not an idiot. - JCH24

by johnu1 on May 25, 2011 10:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

Hey

You’re the poop butt, poop butt.

by Charlie Scrabbles on May 25, 2011 10:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

Ray Charles ladies and gentlemen!

"Wait, you think I'm being mean to the pretend orangutan?" -- battlekow

by jch24 on May 25, 2011 10:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

Come on, Coco.

We believe in you (sort of)

"I bet that sex Bengals fan is really pissed now." -DT3428

by sexsalad on May 25, 2011 10:25 PM EDT reply actions  

Fuck.

He’s going to climb the ladder in save totals in a big way this year. Coco is awesome.

by thevole on May 25, 2011 10:25 PM EDT reply actions  

Are you arguing with yourself?

If so, you should at least use an alt account.

"Wait, you think I'm being mean to the pretend orangutan?" -- battlekow

by jch24 on May 25, 2011 10:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

Want to rethink that last part?

"I bet that sex Bengals fan is really pissed now." -DT3428

by sexsalad on May 25, 2011 10:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

FUUUUUUUUCK

"I bet that sex Bengals fan is really pissed now." -DT3428

by sexsalad on May 25, 2011 10:26 PM EDT reply actions  

Well fuck

"Wait, you think I'm being mean to the pretend orangutan?" -- battlekow

by jch24 on May 25, 2011 10:26 PM EDT reply actions  

FUCK

"Be a smart, Be a smart about it" - Francisco Cordero

by BigStein on May 25, 2011 10:26 PM EDT reply actions  

derp

"I love working on Saturdays!" - Some Liar

by Howie Feltersnatch on May 25, 2011 10:26 PM EDT reply actions  

Fuck

You
Cordero

LTP is for Stubbs only!

by OGC Reds on May 25, 2011 10:26 PM EDT reply actions  

And......................

FUCK

We're all mad here. I'm mad. You're mad. Otherwise, you wouldn't have come.

by chesirecat on May 25, 2011 10:26 PM EDT reply actions  

.... Well, shit.

"People don't kill people. Burning oreo packages kill people."

by crolfer on May 25, 2011 10:26 PM EDT reply actions  

Who saw that coming?

I sadly did.

Why are you working the permit's desk, and why was that child clubbing your nuggets? ~ Ron Swanson

by BigBabyBruce on May 25, 2011 10:26 PM EDT reply actions  

more bonus baseball

"I love working on Saturdays!" - Some Liar

by Howie Feltersnatch on May 25, 2011 10:26 PM EDT reply actions  

It seems like almost everyone is like that.

ARod always hits an enormous slump every time he’s close to a big home run marker. IIRC Griffey did to, to some extent.

"I bet that sex Bengals fan is really pissed now." -DT3428

by sexsalad on May 25, 2011 10:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

learn to spell woman

"Wait, you think I'm being mean to the pretend orangutan?" -- battlekow

by jch24 on May 25, 2011 10:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

W-O-M-A-N

"People don't kill people. Burning oreo packages kill people."

by crolfer on May 25, 2011 10:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

HA!

"I bet that sex Bengals fan is really pissed now." -DT3428

by sexsalad on May 25, 2011 10:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

Anyone can do that.

"I bet that sex Bengals fan is really pissed now." -DT3428

by sexsalad on May 25, 2011 10:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

well, pretty much everyone can

Retractions are for journalists! -Gray

by boobs on May 25, 2011 10:28 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

im all wrapped up in it

Retractions are for journalists! -Gray

by boobs on May 25, 2011 10:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

twss

"People don't kill people. Burning oreo packages kill people."

by crolfer on May 25, 2011 10:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

boobs is one of the best twitterers, I agree.

"People don't kill people. Burning oreo packages kill people."

by crolfer on May 25, 2011 10:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

aw thanks friends!

Retractions are for journalists! -Gray

by boobs on May 25, 2011 10:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

Do it!

Mine’s not working very well right now though. Hmm.

"People don't kill people. Burning oreo packages kill people."

by crolfer on May 25, 2011 10:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

I think you should

"Aroldis Chapman is a seven course meal followed by four hours of sex on the table with a nymphomaniac model heiress who owns her own brewery." - jch24

by BK on May 25, 2011 10:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

That was a bad pitch, and he knew it

But for the most part, he’s been solid so far this year, though I don’t know how.

by manichedgehog on May 25, 2011 10:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

Everyone hates their closer

they come in in nailbiting situations and they sometimes fuck up. Everyone remembers the fuck ups.

by thevole on May 25, 2011 10:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

Um, no. We do.

And right now Coco has the same number of blown saves (3) as Super Mo

by FordhamRam on May 25, 2011 10:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

It's not hating on Mo

It’s pointing put that since CoCo got here, Mo has exactly 7 more save. Four more this year so far. CoCo has NOT been bad.

"Wait, you think I'm being mean to the pretend orangutan?" -- battlekow

by jch24 on May 25, 2011 10:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

F

this is the perfect time for the effin weather service to interrupt

by kcgard2 on May 25, 2011 10:28 PM EDT reply actions  

I had the prediction spot on too

"Be a smart, Be a smart about it" - Francisco Cordero

by BigStein on May 25, 2011 10:29 PM EDT reply actions  

he looks drunk in his batting stance

"Be a smart, Be a smart about it" - Francisco Cordero

by BigStein on May 25, 2011 10:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

howard

not gomes

"I love working on Saturdays!" - Some Liar

by Howie Feltersnatch on May 25, 2011 10:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

the good news is

he is not in great physical shape and will decline rapidly (that sonds pretty spiteful but I’m po’d right now)

by Red_Poodle on May 25, 2011 10:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

Rolen still has a good arm.

"I bet that sex Bengals fan is really pissed now." -DT3428

by sexsalad on May 25, 2011 10:30 PM EDT reply actions  

on to the next one

We're all mad here. I'm mad. You're mad. Otherwise, you wouldn't have come.

by chesirecat on May 25, 2011 10:31 PM EDT reply actions  

Alright.

Just hold it here until Bruce is up again and bails our asses out once more.

"I bet that sex Bengals fan is really pissed now." -DT3428

by sexsalad on May 25, 2011 10:32 PM EDT reply actions  

Who the fuck, Kyle Kendrick?

Let’s destroy this bitch and go get a snack.

by Charlie Scrabbles on May 25, 2011 10:35 PM EDT reply actions   1 recs

OOOOOOOOOH

"Aroldis Chapman is a seven course meal followed by four hours of sex on the table with a nymphomaniac model heiress who owns her own brewery." - jch24

by BK on May 25, 2011 10:37 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

Wanna go to bed. :(

Saw the third out…said “Yes! Yes! Wait.”

by MatthewH on May 25, 2011 10:35 PM EDT reply actions  

Oh, come on Stubbs...

"People don't kill people. Burning oreo packages kill people."

by crolfer on May 25, 2011 10:36 PM EDT reply actions  

Yeah, good point.

I thought ball 3 mighta been called a strike.

"People don't kill people. Burning oreo packages kill people."

by crolfer on May 25, 2011 10:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

poor, drew, to say the least

We're all mad here. I'm mad. You're mad. Otherwise, you wouldn't have come.

by chesirecat on May 25, 2011 10:36 PM EDT reply actions  

THAT'S WHAT A HBP LOOKS LIKE, CHASE

Let's not kid ourselves. It's really, really, bad.

by Cy Schourek on May 25, 2011 10:38 PM EDT reply actions   1 recs

uh oh...

We're all mad here. I'm mad. You're mad. Otherwise, you wouldn't have come.

by chesirecat on May 25, 2011 10:39 PM EDT reply actions  

Whaa?

"People don't kill people. Burning oreo packages kill people."

by crolfer on May 25, 2011 10:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yes

"Aroldis Chapman is a seven course meal followed by four hours of sex on the table with a nymphomaniac model heiress who owns her own brewery." - jch24

by BK on May 25, 2011 10:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

is it good?

I was tempted to try it but I already had coffee when I spied teh machine lol

by Red_Poodle on May 25, 2011 10:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yes

"Aroldis Chapman is a seven course meal followed by four hours of sex on the table with a nymphomaniac model heiress who owns her own brewery." - jch24

by BK on May 25, 2011 10:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

tastes like corn syrup and urine on top of shaved ice

/haven’t had one

We're all mad here. I'm mad. You're mad. Otherwise, you wouldn't have come.

by chesirecat on May 25, 2011 10:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah!

When I was 15 my buddy and I would stop at the gas station every Wednesday after youth group and get one.

by Charlie Scrabbles on May 25, 2011 10:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

Good God...

This is their 6th pitcher…all of whom have an ERA under 4.

How many do they have?!

by MatthewH on May 25, 2011 10:41 PM EDT reply actions  

Yeah, but I thought it was their starting pitching that was good.

Even their middle relievers seem to be pretty good, and how often would they get used?

by MatthewH on May 25, 2011 10:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

hatcher

his hand was still shaking from the HBP and he was making a monster movie joke

Retractions are for journalists! -Gray

by boobs on May 25, 2011 10:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

They're afraid of Joey

Joey Votto on Colin Cowherd: "I don’t know who he is"

by UncleWeez on May 25, 2011 10:42 PM EDT via mobile reply actions  

I was justa bout to say.

Let's not kid ourselves. It's really, really, bad.

by Cy Schourek on May 25, 2011 10:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

Please don't steal with BP

"People don't kill people. Burning oreo packages kill people."

by crolfer on May 25, 2011 10:43 PM EDT reply actions  

Okay, maybe Nomar isn't a mumbler.

Maybe he just needs a better microphone. I can honestly barely hear anything he says.

by the finest muffins on May 25, 2011 10:43 PM EDT reply actions  

give me the green light...

Retractions are for journalists! -Gray

by boobs on May 25, 2011 10:43 PM EDT reply actions  

weather service took over control of my tv for about the 7th time tonight

and then it doesn’t switch back to my regularly scheduled programming. HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK AT THE RADAR WHEN YOU TOOK OVER MY TEEVEE?!?!?!?!?!?!

by Heeringa on May 25, 2011 10:44 PM EDT reply actions  

Joey Votto

walks like a BAMF

"Be a smart, Be a smart about it" - Francisco Cordero

by BigStein on May 25, 2011 10:44 PM EDT reply actions  

going HAM

Retractions are for journalists! -Gray

by boobs on May 25, 2011 10:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

I think it's more like going CANADIAN BACON

"Aroldis Chapman is a seven course meal followed by four hours of sex on the table with a nymphomaniac model heiress who owns her own brewery." - jch24

by BK on May 25, 2011 10:45 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

Bacon Strips

Bacon Strips
Bacon Strips
Bacon Strips
Bacon Strips

"Be a smart, Be a smart about it" - Francisco Cordero

by BigStein on May 25, 2011 10:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

Sawce Bawss

"Aroldis Chapman is a seven course meal followed by four hours of sex on the table with a nymphomaniac model heiress who owns her own brewery." - jch24

by BK on May 25, 2011 10:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

I'm so hungry but haven't been to the grocery in forever

I might have to make a hot dog and cheese omelet.

"Wait, you think I'm being mean to the pretend orangutan?" -- battlekow

by jch24 on May 25, 2011 10:44 PM EDT reply actions  

Now that's livin

"Aroldis Chapman is a seven course meal followed by four hours of sex on the table with a nymphomaniac model heiress who owns her own brewery." - jch24

by BK on May 25, 2011 10:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

That actually doesn't sound bad.

Add mac and cheese.

At work tonight we made cheeto pizza.

Why are you working the permit's desk, and why was that child clubbing your nuggets? ~ Ron Swanson

by BigBabyBruce on May 25, 2011 10:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

Cheeto pizza intrigues me in a good way

"Wait, you think I'm being mean to the pretend orangutan?" -- battlekow

by jch24 on May 25, 2011 10:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

ew. not me.

Let's not kid ourselves. It's really, really, bad.

by Cy Schourek on May 25, 2011 10:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

oooohhhh, I might just have pancake mix!

"Wait, you think I'm being mean to the pretend orangutan?" -- battlekow

by jch24 on May 25, 2011 10:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

I can't think of a time of day when pancakes aren't good

"Aroldis Chapman is a seven course meal followed by four hours of sex on the table with a nymphomaniac model heiress who owns her own brewery." - jch24

by BK on May 25, 2011 10:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

ENTER TEH COLDPLAY

Let's not kid ourselves. It's really, really, bad.

by Cy Schourek on May 25, 2011 10:44 PM EDT reply actions  

Romero couldn't throw it in the ocean right now

"Wait, you think I'm being mean to the pretend orangutan?" -- battlekow

by jch24 on May 25, 2011 10:45 PM EDT reply actions  

Man, Philly fans are sort of ass hats.

"People don't kill people. Burning oreo packages kill people."

by crolfer on May 25, 2011 10:45 PM EDT reply actions  

What ever you do don't swing!

Why are you working the permit's desk, and why was that child clubbing your nuggets? ~ Ron Swanson

by BigBabyBruce on May 25, 2011 10:45 PM EDT reply actions  

oh. my. god.

"Wait, you think I'm being mean to the pretend orangutan?" -- battlekow

by jch24 on May 25, 2011 10:47 PM EDT reply actions  

jeezeous

"I love working on Saturdays!" - Some Liar

by Howie Feltersnatch on May 25, 2011 10:47 PM EDT reply actions  

That sucked...

"People don't kill people. Burning oreo packages kill people."

by crolfer on May 25, 2011 10:47 PM EDT reply actions  

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