Game 50 Part 2: Third time through the lineup's the charm.
by Gray on May 25, 2011 8:33 PM EDT
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PrintWe're in the fifth, and it looks like the Phillies are up 3-0. I'd like for that to change.
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Yayyyyyyy!
:) <—- take that, justassarian007
by the finest muffins on May 25, 2011 8:38 PM EDT up reply actions
as in 2.
Didn’t score though. I can’t believe, watching this, how little these guys look.
I do a lot of stupid shit, but I'm not an idiot. - JCH24
If the guy starts hitting, I will be so happy.
"People don't kill people. Burning oreo packages kill people."
Can't evaluate that. It seems like it's about zero at the ballpark.
Players all wrapped up.
I do a lot of stupid shit, but I'm not an idiot. - JCH24
And yeah, the Amtrak pricing is on a bucket system
so the prices will rise as the dates get closer, and are already high for some times. But if you need an Amtrak ticket that’s pricey at a particular time, let me know! I have Amtrak miles to spare.
Still not a candidate.
That's interesting.
The DC to Cincy route is exactly the same price every time I purchase it.
by the finest muffins on May 25, 2011 8:45 PM EDT up reply actions
Yeah, that particular stop-to-stop trip probably isn't purchased much.
Of course, the thing about Amtrak is that they have the most ridiculous return policy. You can get a refund at any time! So there’s no penalty to locking in a price early, other than losing the use of your money for a bit.
Still not a candidate.
I missed a train from CHI-STL one time because I was in a good conversation at the train station bar
they put me on the next train, no questions asked.
Let's not kid ourselves. It's really, really, bad.
I think that's an unreserved line
or used to be. All of the trains on the NEC are reserved, though you can buy multi-ride passes that allow you to show up and ride any train.
Still not a candidate.
Roy Halladay sucks! They should DFA him!
"People don't kill people. Burning oreo packages kill people."
so apparently lil' Darren Baker got in trouble with his little league coach for showing a temper
Dusty said that he couldn’t be a hypocrite, he couldn’t talk to this son about being cool when he wasn’t when he played. So he brought Joey over to talk. Joey told Darren that his teammates rely on him and he has to show a good example in order to be respected and in order to be part of a winnign team.
Heartwarming stuff.
Let's not kid ourselves. It's really, really, bad.
ESPN
remembered another team was playing
by manichedgehog on May 25, 2011 8:38 PM EDT up reply actions
80 pitches through 5 for Halladay
Hopefully we can get to the bullpen in time to do some damage.
by Charlie Scrabbles on May 25, 2011 8:39 PM EDT reply actions
Hey. This game.
Let’s snatch it back, and hold it.
Let's not kid ourselves. It's really, really, bad.
good things thread
"I love working on Saturdays!" - Some Liar
by Howie Feltersnatch on May 25, 2011 8:41 PM EDT up reply actions
Cy, what are your top 3 favorite things about Drew Stubbs?
by the finest muffins on May 25, 2011 8:43 PM EDT reply actions
1) "Texarkana Slim" suits him like the "C" on his cap
2) Hes ability to just uncork on a pitch. I like the verb “uncork” because it reminds me of opening a celebratory bottle of champagne
3) How comfortable I am on every flyout to centerfield.
4) would be his speed.
5) is his incoming baldness.
Let's not kid ourselves. It's really, really, bad.
Gawddammit we are hanging in there ...
… can we now start the rally?
Whose got cleavage?
I do a lot of stupid shit, but I'm not an idiot. - JCH24
If the Reds have a runner/runners in scoring position
this inning and T Wood is up do you pinch hit for him?
"At the very end, somebody took a dump right where I stood in the dugout every day." Dusty Baker
wwdd?
"I love working on Saturdays!" - Some Liar
by Howie Feltersnatch on May 25, 2011 8:45 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
me too
"At the very end, somebody took a dump right where I stood in the dugout every day." Dusty Baker
You know what are cool?
Extra base hits.
by the finest muffins on May 25, 2011 8:48 PM EDT reply actions
I hope Freddie rips a nice double right here
by Charlie Scrabbles on May 25, 2011 8:49 PM EDT up reply actions
Even Sarge was hinting that the ump is being nice to Doc
No surprise.
I do a lot of stupid shit, but I'm not an idiot. - JCH24
I couldn't recommend it more emphatically
probably my favorite book I’ve read in a few years.
I just finished a bunch of short stories by Aleksandar Hemon. They were really god as well, but nothing I’d recommend you in your condition.
Let's not kid ourselves. It's really, really, bad.
Hmmm
I’mma write that one down myself.
by Charlie Scrabbles on May 25, 2011 8:58 PM EDT up reply actions
on Twitter I called "Love and Obstacles"
A rainbow that ends in a burning orphanage. I’m sticking to that assessment.
Let's not kid ourselves. It's really, really, bad.
I think I hafta get on this twitter thing...
by Charlie Scrabbles on May 25, 2011 9:02 PM EDT up reply actions
it's great if you have a job that allows you to flick your bean in front of a computer
terrible for everything else.
Let's not kid ourselves. It's really, really, bad.
I'm assuming it's a metaphor for continually spinning the scroll button in the middle of the mouse
At least, that’s what I want to believe he is talking about.
by Charlie Scrabbles on May 25, 2011 9:05 PM EDT up reply actions
oh sorry, was following the game for a minute
I’m just referring to you being epically depressed in a game thread a couple of days ago. Nothing big.
We’re still friends, right?
Let's not kid ourselves. It's really, really, bad.
That Lewis AB was an ugly one for that ump
"Aroldis Chapman is a seven course meal followed by four hours of sex on the table with a nymphomaniac model heiress who owns her own brewery." - jch24
Interesting strike zone.
Still not a candidate.
by Gray on May 25, 2011 8:52 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
My favorite "fact" from the wikipedia article on it:
Before Time Cube, Ray advocated the sport of marbles. He authored a book titled Mr. Marbles – Marbles for Everyone,and got the city council of St. Petersburg, Florida to proclaim a “Marbles Week” in the 1970s. In 1987, this became a controversial attempt to establish a million dollar marble tournament inside a huge round structure and establish a philosophical “Order of the Sphere”.
Still not a candidate.
by Gray on May 25, 2011 8:58 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
oh my god
How have i never looked that up on wikipedia? I guess it’s because I first saw that site in, like, 1998 or something. Way before wikipedia.
have you looked up Troy Hurtubise?
because you should.
Let's not kid ourselves. It's really, really, bad.
It's like if Halladay threw it there, it was intentional
Depending on the count, it’s a strike if he intended to throw a strike in that situation.
I hate to whine, but that’s what it looks like.
I do a lot of stupid shit, but I'm not an idiot. - JCH24
Is Edgar Renteria the most worthless player the Reds have employed since Willy Taveras?
Discuss
"Aroldis Chapman is a seven course meal followed by four hours of sex on the table with a nymphomaniac model heiress who owns her own brewery." - jch24
He hit home runs sometimes
Also, his final career hit was a home run that he injured himself. HE INJURED HIMSELF!
Yeah, the ability to injure oneself into retirment has got to be worth something.
by the finest muffins on May 25, 2011 8:59 PM EDT up reply actions
K.Griffey Jr
would have had that
"At the very end, somebody took a dump right where I stood in the dugout every day." Dusty Baker
Well, it isn't a sin that he didn't catch it. That's not an easy play.
I do a lot of stupid shit, but I'm not an idiot. - JCH24
I don't disagree. If he is in Cincy, he catches it.
I do a lot of stupid shit, but I'm not an idiot. - JCH24
If he is in Cincy
that doesn’t stay in the park
by manichedgehog on May 25, 2011 9:00 PM EDT up reply actions
I've missed a lot of games.
How’s Arredondo been lately?
by the finest muffins on May 25, 2011 8:56 PM EDT reply actions
yeah, we got a call
"I love working on Saturdays!" - Some Liar
by Howie Feltersnatch on May 25, 2011 8:57 PM EDT up reply actions
Halladay has been getting that call all day.
Quit bitching Phans.
"People don't kill people. Burning oreo packages kill people."
Those pitches to Lewis
plain and simple they weren’t strikes. Not judgment calls by the ump, they just weren’t.
are we pinch hitting for Wood yet?
"At the very end, somebody took a dump right where I stood in the dugout every day." Dusty Baker
nice wood
"I love working on Saturdays!" - Some Liar
by Howie Feltersnatch on May 25, 2011 8:59 PM EDT reply actions
then why can't they catch and throw the damned ball?
Let's not kid ourselves. It's really, really, bad.
I really like how he's getting out of jams.
Granted, I’m not a fan of how he gets into them, but still . . .
What about the Liberty Bell?
And the art museum with the Rocky steps?
by the finest muffins on May 25, 2011 9:03 PM EDT up reply actions
Oh, fuck
I love that show, as represented by my dick towel. So, that show, and jim’s steaks. Everything else can go screw
cairo or gomes?
"I love working on Saturdays!" - Some Liar
by Howie Feltersnatch on May 25, 2011 9:01 PM EDT reply actions
yeah, I forgot about him for a while
but glad to see that single there.
Let's not kid ourselves. It's really, really, bad.
dammit, missed it putting the kid to bed
wahappen>?
"I love working on Saturdays!" - Some Liar
by Howie Feltersnatch on May 25, 2011 9:05 PM EDT up reply actions
A hit.
Nothing more, nothing less.
by the finest muffins on May 25, 2011 9:06 PM EDT up reply actions
He was old when I was a kid, and I am old now.
I do a lot of stupid shit, but I'm not an idiot. - JCH24
Good lord, Teh Fya has gone meta.
RT @FakeJohnFay @johnfayman if you had a walk up song what would it be?//Thunder Road
by FordhamRam on May 25, 2011 9:05 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs
I stubbed both my finger and my toe today.
I should’ve known Drew would have a good game.
by the finest muffins on May 25, 2011 9:05 PM EDT reply actions
Maybe bumping into the door would work.
Give it a try while we look for some rally cleavage.
I do a lot of stupid shit, but I'm not an idiot. - JCH24
Stubbs isn't up anymore.
For Joey, I walked home via Ontario Road.
by the finest muffins on May 25, 2011 9:07 PM EDT up reply actions
I just got a new memory foam thing to put on top of my mattress
I’m supposed to let it air out for a day, but I think I’m just gonna sleep on it tonight. BECAUSE I DON’T FOLLOW INSTRUCTIONS!
someone should do a study on pitches after the batter called time
i think it’d be interesting. but i wouldn’t be surprised if it proved little change in a ball or strike, kinda like how “icing the kicker” was proven to not change the percentages.
Slyde? JinAZ? i have no idea how to go about this, but i’ll give someone a dollar if they do it.
Bases loaded, one out coming up for Rolen?
The bunt kinda blows, but hey, I’ll take that any day.
"I bet that sex Bengals fan is really pissed now." -DT3428
OK Joey, make that bunt, um, worth it in some weird way.
Let's not kid ourselves. It's really, really, bad.
apperently they'll pitch to him
maybe not so bad afterall
"I love working on Saturdays!" - Some Liar
by Howie Feltersnatch on May 25, 2011 9:08 PM EDT reply actions
nm
"I love working on Saturdays!" - Some Liar
by Howie Feltersnatch on May 25, 2011 9:08 PM EDT up reply actions
ugh, this is why I don't like the bunt. In theory
2-3-4 with no outs > 3-4-5 with one out. But with Bruce mashing? Then MAYBE it makes sense.
Let's not kid ourselves. It's really, really, bad.
Damn, I really need to research the end of Rolen's time in Philly.
These fans are violently bitter.
by the finest muffins on May 25, 2011 9:09 PM EDT reply actions
He basically came out in the papers and said the fans boo too much and that he didn’t want to play for them. At least thats how it came across.
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
How’s it feel?
"People don't kill people. Burning oreo packages kill people."
i feel wiser about the world
"I love working on Saturdays!" - Some Liar
by Howie Feltersnatch on May 25, 2011 9:18 PM EDT up reply actions
Now that I’m digging up the old papers, it wasn’t even that bad. He just said after he was traded that he liked playing for St. Louis more and it was like “baseball heaven”. There was a few unattributed quotes by a player saying he was a distraction and cancer in the clubhouse. I dunno. Most people don’t even remember when he played for the Phillies and they’re just boo-ing to boo.
Whose fricken Reds are these?
"At the very end, somebody took a dump right where I stood in the dugout every day." Dusty Baker
not Scotty's
"At the very end, somebody took a dump right where I stood in the dugout every day." Dusty Baker
Who is Reds?
"I love working on Saturdays!" - Some Liar
by Howie Feltersnatch on May 25, 2011 9:09 PM EDT reply actions
Reds is fail to come through in big situations
We're all mad here. I'm mad. You're mad. Otherwise, you wouldn't have come.
ha!
"I love working on Saturdays!" - Some Liar
by Howie Feltersnatch on May 25, 2011 9:15 PM EDT up reply actions
Too many strikeouts with the bases loaded...
"I bet that sex Bengals fan is really pissed now." -DT3428
BARF
"I love working on Saturdays!" - Some Liar
by Howie Feltersnatch on May 25, 2011 9:10 PM EDT reply actions
Great call on the bunt, Dust for Brains.
"People don't kill people. Burning oreo packages kill people."
What does this announcer mean, "Rolen fans"?
Clearly these people hate him.
by the finest muffins on May 25, 2011 9:10 PM EDT reply actions
Bruce really should be batting cleanup.
Now that he’s pulled his head out of his ass, he’s the guy I want in situations like that.
"I bet that sex Bengals fan is really pissed now." -DT3428
can we get another from BRUCE>?
i’d lke to think so
"I love working on Saturdays!" - Some Liar
by Howie Feltersnatch on May 25, 2011 9:10 PM EDT reply actions
YES SIR!
"I love working on Saturdays!" - Some Liar
by Howie Feltersnatch on May 25, 2011 9:12 PM EDT reply actions
JAY BRUCE IS CLUTCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
"People don't kill people. Burning oreo packages kill people."
BRUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCE!
I love the silence of this ballpark.
BRUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
"Be a smart, Be a smart about it" - Francisco Cordero
I DO! I DO BELIEVE IN PROSPECTS PANNING OUT!
Let's not kid ourselves. It's really, really, bad.
by Cy Schourek on May 25, 2011 9:12 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs
J Bruuuuuce's Reds
"At the very end, somebody took a dump right where I stood in the dugout every day." Dusty Baker
NL, maybe.
Bautista definitely still leads the MLB and I think Granderson is well ahead of Bruce too.
"I bet that sex Bengals fan is really pissed now." -DT3428
herp derp
it doesn’t count when ignoring the junior circuit, I mean.
Let's not kid ourselves. It's really, really, bad.
BRUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCE!
by Don, the Rebel without a Blog on May 25, 2011 9:12 PM EDT reply actions
BRUUUSSHHHHHHHHHHH
Let's not kid ourselves. It's really, really, bad.
by Cy Schourek on May 25, 2011 9:13 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
That's a nice photo.
But there’s another one I like better.
by Don, the Rebel without a Blog on May 25, 2011 9:16 PM EDT up reply actions
It was unusual to have a 2 out RBI
"I love working on Saturdays!" - Some Liar
by Howie Feltersnatch on May 25, 2011 9:14 PM EDT up reply actions
my wife disagrees :(
Nobody listens to Andrew
by nlt-andrew68 on May 25, 2011 9:14 PM EDT up reply actions
My favorite part is that the announcers are acting like Dusty is a genius for bunting now.
"I bet that sex Bengals fan is really pissed now." -DT3428
omfg yes
don’t even try to act like you’re a bigger fan of the movie than I am.
Let's not kid ourselves. It's really, really, bad.
Goddamn internet went out, but what a beautiful sight to return to!
We're all mad here. I'm mad. You're mad. Otherwise, you wouldn't have come.
welcome back
to the good things thread
"I love working on Saturdays!" - Some Liar
by Howie Feltersnatch on May 25, 2011 9:16 PM EDT up reply actions
Man Halladay really is a throw back.
You gotta respect the guy.
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Oh absolutely.
He’s the best pitcher since Clemens/vintage Pedro.
"People don't kill people. Burning oreo packages kill people."
It's not all that often you see a PC in the 120s.
"I bet that sex Bengals fan is really pissed now." -DT3428
Our guys could go 120 if they didn't throw 35 in the first inning.
I do a lot of stupid shit, but I'm not an idiot. - JCH24
Come on, Monie.
I’m still owed an XBH or two.
by the finest muffins on May 25, 2011 9:15 PM EDT reply actions
I would hate to lose this game
But no matter what happens, you have to be impressed with their performance against Halladay, and Wood’s ability to gut through a game where he wasn’t at his best.
I don't think Nomar knows anything at all about Arredondo.
"People don't kill people. Burning oreo packages kill people."
God
Why does tHom insist on mispronouncing every Hispanic name in the league?
by Charlie Scrabbles on May 25, 2011 9:18 PM EDT reply actions
Is he also the one who says Ray-moan instead of Rah-moan?
The funny thing is, Spanish isn’t that hard to pronounce. It’s nicely consistent. Learn a few basic rules and you’ve got it.
by the finest muffins on May 25, 2011 9:22 PM EDT up reply actions
It's easier than English. Doesn't have all those different ways to pronounce vowels.
"People don't kill people. Burning oreo packages kill people."
For the love of god, Nomar.
SPEAK UP!
by the finest muffins on May 25, 2011 9:20 PM EDT reply actions
mrnmrnmbaseballnmrmnm he hits mrmrnmrnm
"People don't kill people. Burning oreo packages kill people."
i said no salt on the margarita
"I love working on Saturdays!" - Some Liar
by Howie Feltersnatch on May 25, 2011 9:20 PM EDT up reply actions
High-socks lefty with bitchin' sideburns?
He is everything I wish I could be.
by Charlie Scrabbles on May 25, 2011 9:21 PM EDT up reply actions
I have everything except the sideburns and the curve ball.
So I could be Bray if I worked out and got a better barber.
I do a lot of stupid shit, but I'm not an idiot. - JCH24
Brays hips look less Grandma-ish
this year
"At the very end, somebody took a dump right where I stood in the dugout every day." Dusty Baker
I just learned: Bill Bray was the name of the man in charge of the King of Pop's security
Let's not kid ourselves. It's really, really, bad.
the more you know
"I love working on Saturdays!" - Some Liar
by Howie Feltersnatch on May 25, 2011 9:26 PM EDT up reply actions
"Many wrote [the Cardinals] obituary before the season even started"
Namely, crolfer.
Let's not kid ourselves. It's really, really, bad.
There's a difference between an obituary and a death note.
"People don't kill people. Burning oreo packages kill people."
OK, this ump is all over the place
That wasn’t a strike?
i hate to harp on umps
but yeah, he’s been fucky
"I love working on Saturdays!" - Some Liar
by Howie Feltersnatch on May 25, 2011 9:24 PM EDT up reply actions
tHom, shut up
"I love working on Saturdays!" - Some Liar
by Howie Feltersnatch on May 25, 2011 9:22 PM EDT reply actions
And gifting the Phillies
Lots of good pitching, but it’s easier when you have an indulgent ump.
by Cuetotally Amazing on May 25, 2011 9:28 PM EDT up reply actions
crappiest music probably
"I love working on Saturdays!" - Some Liar
by Howie Feltersnatch on May 25, 2011 9:24 PM EDT up reply actions
just saw some terrible live performance from marc anthony
with a geriatric j-lo dancing around him.
i have no idea who that was supposed to appeal too.
i think it was still slightly better than the arcade fire grammy performance though
I like their music
Not as much as some people, but I think they’re really solid.
That said, that wouldn’t stop me from punching Win Butler on the street if I ever saw him. Guy looks like the biggest hipster douche in the world, even by hipster douche standards. Not to mention, his name is Win, he is from Houston, and he hangs out with a bunch of French Canadians.
by manichedgehog on May 25, 2011 9:26 PM EDT up reply actions
Indiana about to get pummeled by storms..we're next
http://radar.weather.gov/ridge/Conus/centgrtlakes_loop.php
Nobody listens to Andrew
That giant yellow thing, is that dangerous?
I do a lot of stupid shit, but I'm not an idiot. - JCH24
the red is more worrisome
Nobody listens to Andrew
by nlt-andrew68 on May 25, 2011 9:25 PM EDT up reply actions
thank you
I like to think i’ve got a pretty good sense of humor, but then again, so does everyone in the known universe.
I make myself laugh
and that’s what is important to me! If other people don’t appreciate my wit, it’s their loss!
I see ... there's a red thing headed towards our town.
That’s a big deal, huh?
I do a lot of stupid shit, but I'm not an idiot. - JCH24
Heh
Just as I read this comment, a huge clap of thunder shook the house. We are getting it hard right now in Columbus.
by Charlie Scrabbles on May 25, 2011 9:24 PM EDT up reply actions
That's so hot.
Seriously though. Stay safe.
"People don't kill people. Burning oreo packages kill people."
I'm in north Hilliard/south Dublin
by Charlie Scrabbles on May 25, 2011 9:27 PM EDT up reply actions
ah so that's a little bit away, it'll probably be here soon
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I think it's supposed to be a pretty big one
and it should last well into the night.
by Charlie Scrabbles on May 25, 2011 9:28 PM EDT up reply actions
i love big storms.
as long as they don’t kill people/destroy a lot of shit.
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that storm cell is about the same size as Roy Halladay's strike zone
"Be a smart, Be a smart about it" - Francisco Cordero
OK, I concede, our pitchers are pretty good
I need to see some rally guns.
I do a lot of stupid shit, but I'm not an idiot. - JCH24
Lack of accountability for umps is really out of hand.
I do a lot of stupid shit, but I'm not an idiot. - JCH24
ARE YOU KIDDING ME????
What an idiot.
"People don't kill people. Burning oreo packages kill people."
fuck this ump
he’d have seen it was outside if he weren’t on the inside. dipshit
Dumbass umpire let Ruiz call that strike.
"People don't kill people. Burning oreo packages kill people."
You know what's interesting for a myriad of reasons?
A GIS of Sarah Palin
Let's not kid ourselves. It's really, really, bad.
I see they are going to release a feature film about her this summer.
I do a lot of stupid shit, but I'm not an idiot. - JCH24
ah, and I forgot about that.
relatedly, Tiki Barber compared himself to Anne Frank today.
Let's not kid ourselves. It's really, really, bad.
... They're both really good at hide and seek?
"People don't kill people. Burning oreo packages kill people."
Eventually Hide and Seek has to end.
She was pretty good for a while. She just got cocky at the end.
"People don't kill people. Burning oreo packages kill people."
She was pretty good in the beginning, but she went too far.
Let's not kid ourselves. It's really, really, bad.
by Cy Schourek on May 25, 2011 9:46 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
eew
"At the very end, somebody took a dump right where I stood in the dugout every day." Dusty Baker
by featherman on May 25, 2011 9:30 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
WHEN DID CHRIS HEISEY GROW A BEARD?
HE LOOKS ALL OLD AND NOT YOUNG.
by the finest muffins on May 25, 2011 9:29 PM EDT reply actions
SO DO I.
BUT I’M USED TO HIM LOOKING LIKE HE’S 16. THE BEARD MAKES HIM LOOK DISTINGUISHED!
by the finest muffins on May 25, 2011 9:30 PM EDT up reply actions
I think it makes him look not 14 years old
Which is probably a trait you’d want if you’re trying to get playing time as a major league baseball player
"Aroldis Chapman is a seven course meal followed by four hours of sex on the table with a nymphomaniac model heiress who owns her own brewery." - jch24
by BK on May 25, 2011 9:31 PM EDT up reply actions
Jay bruce just called
I’m kidding, he didn’t really call, but he looks 12 years old
by thevole on May 25, 2011 9:31 PM EDT up reply actions 2 recs
Yeah
Aside from being 6 foot 3 and 230 pounds, he’s a baby.
by Charlie Scrabbles on May 25, 2011 9:32 PM EDT up reply actions
Jay Bruce has the added bonus of being exceptionally good at baseball
"Aroldis Chapman is a seven course meal followed by four hours of sex on the table with a nymphomaniac model heiress who owns her own brewery." - jch24
by BK on May 25, 2011 9:33 PM EDT up reply actions
He must not shave between appearances.
"People don't kill people. Burning oreo packages kill people."
by crolfer on May 25, 2011 9:30 PM EDT up reply actions 3 recs
then he'd look like Moses
Nobody listens to Andrew
by nlt-andrew68 on May 25, 2011 9:31 PM EDT up reply actions
Does he have something rotting in the beard?
"People don't kill people. Burning oreo packages kill people."
so you had mixed feelings about last night
Retractions are for journalists! -Gray
by boobs on May 25, 2011 9:31 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
He had it stolen even w/o the dropped thrown.
"People don't kill people. Burning oreo packages kill people."
I am very glad Utley ain't playing tonight.
"People don't kill people. Burning oreo packages kill people."
It's funny
’cause I was actually at the game. It was ’07 in Cleveland. Only after the game did I see that Rollins took it right between the eyes.
by Charlie Scrabbles on May 25, 2011 9:34 PM EDT up reply actions
I love that he half-assedly went for it...
leaving his foot on the bag, since that was so important and all.
Still not a candidate.
Two hits and two runs?
Not a bad day, I’d say.
by manichedgehog on May 25, 2011 9:34 PM EDT up reply actions
wait, the Reds are on Sunday night baseball, too?
crazy.
Let's not kid ourselves. It's really, really, bad.
Is "direct line of tension" an actual term?
Or are they just making up all types of shit to sound impressive?
C'mon Bray, do work.
Let's not kid ourselves. It's really, really, bad.
by Cy Schourek on May 25, 2011 9:37 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs
Is it just me
or is that a demonic donkey?
"People don't kill people. Burning oreo packages kill people."
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