Game 47 Part 2: Time for a fresh start.
This one isn't even one third complete, but Sam LeCure is in.
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First.
Why are you working the permit's desk, and why was that child clubbing your nuggets? ~ Ron Swanson
yeah. fuck that thread.
No problem, fuckweasel! - jch24
by Kevin Mitchell is Batman on May 22, 2011 2:27 PM EDT up reply actions
At least the playoff rotation will be good (if they can make it there, of course)
At this point in time it figures to be Arroyo, Cueto, Bailey. Maybe Wood instead of Cueto. Not too shabby.
"I bet that sex Bengals fan is really pissed now." -DT3428
Hmm
I would not call that a good playoff rotation. In fact I’d call it bad. And it’s strange to say that Wood might supplant Cueto.
It would be nice to have a lefty in there, and I'm not exactly convinced on Cueto yet personally.
Wood is really good. If he can be more consistent he could be near the top of the rotation.
"I bet that sex Bengals fan is really pissed now." -DT3428
Cueto is our best starter, considering the combination of his track record and potential
I don’t really know what you mean about Cueto proving himself. Only Arroyo is more proven, for better or worse.
I'm not watching this shit anymore.
Let me know if something cool happens.
Why are you working the permit's desk, and why was that child clubbing your nuggets? ~ Ron Swanson
See that, Volquez?
LeCure isn’t nearly as talented as you and he gets outs. I mean, that was only one, but Volquez would have walked several batters before getting that one out.
"I bet that sex Bengals fan is really pissed now." -DT3428
here we go Reds, here we go

"I love working on Saturdays!" - Some Liar
by Howie Feltersnatch on May 22, 2011 2:27 PM EDT reply actions
Is it fair to say that Cleveland has done a nice job ...
… without anybody noticing … this is a pretty good pitching staff, at least this weekend.
I do a lot of stupid shit, but I'm not an idiot. - JCH24
I think people have noticed Cleveland.
Mostly with a “is this really happening?” response. Apparently, they had this all planned out starting with the CC trade.
Mostly, I think everyone expected the Twins to win it ... everyone else behind them
I do a lot of stupid shit, but I'm not an idiot. - JCH24
I can't answer that at the moment
we’ve been hit by so many buses in this game that I haven’t bothered to check the license plates
by Red_Poodle on May 22, 2011 2:39 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Bad breaks are noticeable when your pitcher fucks you up
I do a lot of stupid shit, but I'm not an idiot. - JCH24
crap

"I love working on Saturdays!" - Some Liar
by Howie Feltersnatch on May 22, 2011 2:32 PM EDT reply actions
Bruce homer.
I can hardly contain my excitement
"I bet that sex Bengals fan is really pissed now." -DT3428
I can only muster a half hearted
“whoop!” at that. Volq crushed my spirit.
and the crowd goes wild

"I love working on Saturdays!" - Some Liar
by Howie Feltersnatch on May 22, 2011 2:33 PM EDT reply actions
Thanks Jay
something good happened!
"Red Reporter - An elitist clique full of like-minded douchebags." - BK
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"I love working on Saturdays!" - Some Liar
by Howie Feltersnatch on May 22, 2011 2:35 PM EDT up reply actions
Why is no one ever on base
when Reds get a nice hit?
Good hustle by Lewis there.
Glad to see they aren’t giving up.
"Red Reporter - An elitist clique full of like-minded douchebags." - BK
Lewis isn't exactly impressive ...
… so the jury is still in the smoking room about that.
He at least puts the ball in play most of the time.
I do a lot of stupid shit, but I'm not an idiot. - JCH24
I don't sense an automatic out with Flewis.
That’s a huge improvement.
I sense this is a team
that flat out gets angry at starts from Volquez. They might not win but they’ll put up a fight.
Dusty is going to associate this lineup with a bad memory now.
Gomes will be starting all year.
"I bet that sex Bengals fan is really pissed now." -DT3428
From Let's Go Tribe...
say what you want about Lecure, but that moustache deserves respect.
"I bet that sex Bengals fan is really pissed now." -DT3428

"I love working on Saturdays!" - Some Liar
by Howie Feltersnatch on May 22, 2011 2:38 PM EDT up reply actions
At this point I don't really see him as an MLB player.
"I bet that sex Bengals fan is really pissed now." -DT3428
He'd almost have to be mop-up
you can’t bring someone from the bullpen in pressure situations if they are relying on prayers to find the strike zone all the time.
How on Earth does EV fit in the bullpen? You put him in ... when?
… so he can walk the first four guys he faces, then gives up a home run?
Sorry … he needs to fix his shit in Lousyville, not the bullpen. Just like Chapman did.
I do a lot of stupid shit, but I'm not an idiot. - JCH24
by johnu1 on May 22, 2011 2:41 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
I agree, Poodle ... that's likely to be what happens.
I do a lot of stupid shit, but I'm not an idiot. - JCH24
I think he gets til the ASB to prove himself in the rotation
unless hi next 3 starts are like this one, I think he’ll get that long
He just started throwing a couple days ago, IIRC.
"Red Reporter - An elitist clique full of like-minded douchebags." - BK
I haven't heard ... he still has some "injury"
I do a lot of stupid shit, but I'm not an idiot. - JCH24
Ichiro would've broke the record
has he not been so old when he got to ML.
perty

"I love working on Saturdays!" - Some Liar
by Howie Feltersnatch on May 22, 2011 2:43 PM EDT reply actions
here we go Reds, here we go

"I love working on Saturdays!" - Some Liar
by Howie Feltersnatch on May 22, 2011 2:45 PM EDT reply actions
Naked chicks with guns for the Rally!

Let a man come in and do the Popcorn.
by -ManBearPig on May 22, 2011 2:45 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs
Only the top of the order ever does anything for the Reds anyways.
"I bet that sex Bengals fan is really pissed now." -DT3428
next inning is where we should statistically get som back
and raven riley’d
"I love working on Saturdays!" - Some Liar
by Howie Feltersnatch on May 22, 2011 2:48 PM EDT up reply actions
dammmmmmmmmit ...
Our guy goes 6 great innings (Bailey) and we get 1 run.
Their guy goes 6 great innings and our pitcher gives them 7 runs.
What is wrong with this picture?
I do a lot of stupid shit, but I'm not an idiot. - JCH24
Losing this one is actually depressing me
I need ti ake a break from baseball—it’s a never ening stream of negative affect
Lucky those 370-foot foul balls don't count
Sam is giving up way too many of those.
I do a lot of stupid shit, but I'm not an idiot. - JCH24
After watching EV, I'm just thankful that LeCure hasn't given up runs.
I’m no longer worried about how he’s gotten there.
"I bet that sex Bengals fan is really pissed now." -DT3428
good inning
time to get hungry offense 
"I love working on Saturdays!" - Some Liar
by Howie Feltersnatch on May 22, 2011 2:56 PM EDT reply actions
vottomatic!
No problem, fuckweasel! - jch24
by Kevin Mitchell is Batman on May 22, 2011 3:00 PM EDT reply actions
See what happens when you have someone get on base for Votto?
"I bet that sex Bengals fan is really pissed now." -DT3428
woo hoo

"I love working on Saturdays!" - Some Liar
by Howie Feltersnatch on May 22, 2011 3:01 PM EDT reply actions
How it sucks when your starter makes you climb the hill like this.
Reds can win if their rotation keeps the offense in the game.
I do a lot of stupid shit, but I'm not an idiot. - JCH24
We are looking at the odds, naturally
GABP is the great equalizer.
I do a lot of stupid shit, but I'm not an idiot. - JCH24
Votto to third.
BP just needs to make contact.
"I bet that sex Bengals fan is really pissed now." -DT3428
productive out anyway
"I love working on Saturdays!" - Some Liar
by Howie Feltersnatch on May 22, 2011 3:04 PM EDT up reply actions
slacking

"I love working on Saturdays!" - Some Liar
by Howie Feltersnatch on May 22, 2011 3:07 PM EDT up reply actions
and after the play today...
Jay Bruce OPS: .851.
Brandon Phillips OPS: .845.
Somebody’s getting hot…!
No problem, fuckweasel! - jch24
by Kevin Mitchell is Batman on May 22, 2011 3:03 PM EDT reply actions
It looked like Volky got snubbed on some high fives in the dugout there.
Let a man come in and do the Popcorn.
I'm heading out to go bug hunt- catch y'all later.
Go Reds!
"People don't kill people. Burning oreo packages kill people."
aliens'd

"I love working on Saturdays!" - Some Liar
by Howie Feltersnatch on May 22, 2011 3:05 PM EDT up reply actions
I thought "bug hunt" was some slang that I hadn't heard.
Then I realized that crolfer was the one who posted this.
"I bet that sex Bengals fan is really pissed now." -DT3428
Yes
"Good luck, National League managers – I have no idea how you’re supposed to get this guy out." - Dave Cameron on Joey Votto
by Grahamophone on May 22, 2011 3:09 PM EDT up reply actions
I feel better now getting reamed by a guy who is good.
Unlike Ronny fucking Cedeno.
I do a lot of stupid shit, but I'm not an idiot. - JCH24
just kidding! not actually a game
We're all mad here. I'm mad. You're mad. Otherwise, you wouldn't have come.
This game is pissing me off
"Good luck, National League managers – I have no idea how you’re supposed to get this guy out." - Dave Cameron on Joey Votto

"I love working on Saturdays!" - Some Liar
by Howie Feltersnatch on May 22, 2011 3:09 PM EDT reply actions
Marty must be going bananas on the radio
"Good luck, National League managers – I have no idea how you’re supposed to get this guy out." - Dave Cameron on Joey Votto
did you say banana's?
they’re sad ones 
"I love working on Saturdays!" - Some Liar
by Howie Feltersnatch on May 22, 2011 3:10 PM EDT reply actions
2 long strokes
foul.
Raven
Riley
"I love working on Saturdays!" - Some Liar
by Howie Feltersnatch on May 22, 2011 3:13 PM EDT up reply actions
You need to work on a Raven Riley haiku
"Good luck, National League managers – I have no idea how you’re supposed to get this guy out." - Dave Cameron on Joey Votto
by Grahamophone on May 22, 2011 3:15 PM EDT up reply actions
You love that photo, don't you?
"Good luck, National League managers – I have no idea how you’re supposed to get this guy out." - Dave Cameron on Joey Votto
by Grahamophone on May 22, 2011 3:15 PM EDT up reply actions
New Mets slogan:
Nationals’ quality at Yankees’ prices!
"Good luck, National League managers – I have no idea how you’re supposed to get this guy out." - Dave Cameron on Joey Votto
Did I misuse them? I felt like I did ...
"Good luck, National League managers – I have no idea how you’re supposed to get this guy out." - Dave Cameron on Joey Votto
by Grahamophone on May 22, 2011 3:16 PM EDT up reply actions
The apostrophe by the Nationals part is probably incorrect at the least.
"Good luck, National League managers – I have no idea how you’re supposed to get this guy out." - Dave Cameron on Joey Votto
by Grahamophone on May 22, 2011 3:17 PM EDT up reply actions
Jose Bautista looking human today
"Good luck, National League managers – I have no idea how you’re supposed to get this guy out." - Dave Cameron on Joey Votto
I love how Fred and Chris are both outplaying Jonny Gomes today.
I hate how Gomes will get the start tomorrow regardless.
"Good luck, National League managers – I have no idea how you’re supposed to get this guy out." - Dave Cameron on Joey Votto
by Grahamophone on May 22, 2011 3:19 PM EDT up reply actions
indeed
"I love working on Saturdays!" - Some Liar
by Howie Feltersnatch on May 22, 2011 3:19 PM EDT up reply actions
I appreciate the empathy
"Good luck, National League managers – I have no idea how you’re supposed to get this guy out." - Dave Cameron on Joey Votto
by Grahamophone on May 22, 2011 3:22 PM EDT up reply actions
Interestingly
Fred and Chris are both outplaying Jonny Gomes for their careers as well, but Dusty has yet to be swayed
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"I love working on Saturdays!" - Some Liar
by Howie Feltersnatch on May 22, 2011 3:20 PM EDT up reply actions
Not even the best Cabrera in the division
/Miguel’d
"Good luck, National League managers – I have no idea how you’re supposed to get this guy out." - Dave Cameron on Joey Votto
by Grahamophone on May 22, 2011 3:23 PM EDT up reply actions
Is there a Cabrera that plays third so we can have an all-Cabrera infield?
"Good luck, National League managers – I have no idea how you’re supposed to get this guy out." - Dave Cameron on Joey Votto
by Grahamophone on May 22, 2011 3:25 PM EDT up reply actions
Trade Miguel!
"Good luck, National League managers – I have no idea how you’re supposed to get this guy out." - Dave Cameron on Joey Votto
by Grahamophone on May 22, 2011 3:27 PM EDT up reply actions
Ass Dribble trying to make that HR up to us.
"I bet that sex Bengals fan is really pissed now." -DT3428
I can live with a K
"Good luck, National League managers – I have no idea how you’re supposed to get this guy out." - Dave Cameron on Joey Votto
by Grahamophone on May 22, 2011 3:24 PM EDT up reply actions
popups to right field ... sigh, well, PJ is what we thought he was at the plate
I do a lot of stupid shit, but I'm not an idiot. - JCH24
Crap.
We finally get some runners on and two guys fuck up right in a row.
"I bet that sex Bengals fan is really pissed now." -DT3428
Solid 4-6 inches outside the zone
"Good luck, National League managers – I have no idea how you’re supposed to get this guy out." - Dave Cameron on Joey Votto
by Grahamophone on May 22, 2011 3:28 PM EDT up reply actions
I'm done with this series
so frustrating, and I’m not really in the mood for it right now
"Good luck, National League managers – I have no idea how you’re supposed to get this guy out." - Dave Cameron on Joey Votto
by Grahamophone on May 22, 2011 3:30 PM EDT up reply actions
That last pitch was a strike
the first time he threw it
Swanson Pyramid of Greatness
Handshakes — Firm, Dry, Solid. 3 seconds.
fuck-a-doodle-doo
No problem, fuckweasel! - jch24
by Kevin Mitchell is Batman on May 22, 2011 3:29 PM EDT reply actions
Aaaaaaaaaand Votto is going to have to come back next inning with the bases empty.
Sigh
"I bet that sex Bengals fan is really pissed now." -DT3428
You can see the "TM" by the second C
"Good luck, National League managers – I have no idea how you’re supposed to get this guy out." - Dave Cameron on Joey Votto
Just get rid of the stitched white C on the side
and that hat would be fine
Swanson Pyramid of Greatness
Handshakes — Firm, Dry, Solid. 3 seconds.
well, at least the Royals
ahhh fuck nevermind.
No problem, fuckweasel! - jch24
by Kevin Mitchell is Batman on May 22, 2011 3:32 PM EDT reply actions
friend has a Pirates hat like that
No dumb logo on the side…looks decent
Swanson Pyramid of Greatness
Handshakes — Firm, Dry, Solid. 3 seconds.
He's looked much more average this season
"Good luck, National League managers – I have no idea how you’re supposed to get this guy out." - Dave Cameron on Joey Votto
by Grahamophone on May 22, 2011 3:35 PM EDT up reply actions
So Jordie Smith serving up BP today ... yep ... on to meet the Philistines.
I do a lot of stupid shit, but I'm not an idiot. - JCH24
and guess what?
Chase Utley’s set to be activated in time to play tomorrow!
No problem, fuckweasel! - jch24
by Kevin Mitchell is Batman on May 22, 2011 3:39 PM EDT up reply actions
Some you can't lose, some you can't win ...
It is the 2-1 games that get away that hurt.
I do a lot of stupid shit, but I'm not an idiot. - JCH24
I hate baseball ...
gonna go check out the NHRA grand nationals.
I do a lot of stupid shit, but I'm not an idiot. - JCH24
These guys are doing what ... just practicing to pitch?
Smith is completely clueless.
I do a lot of stupid shit, but I'm not an idiot. - JCH24
I'm going to the park, it's too nice outside to waste the day on this game
"Good luck, National League managers – I have no idea how you’re supposed to get this guy out." - Dave Cameron on Joey Votto
Thanks
"Good luck, National League managers – I have no idea how you’re supposed to get this guy out." - Dave Cameron on Joey Votto
by Grahamophone on May 22, 2011 3:43 PM EDT up reply actions
Geez, the outfield had to play on the warning track ... the way they were launching them off Jordie
I do a lot of stupid shit, but I'm not an idiot. - JCH24
Plus, it kinda looked like the outfielders were half-assing it to some of the balls
not that I super-much blame them
I'ma watch us hit this inning (cuz I love Votto)
but that’s prolly gonna be all the time I spend on this trainwreck
i'm gunna try to enjoy the rest of this day
outside with the family. till next time

well after this AB
"I love working on Saturdays!" - Some Liar
by Howie Feltersnatch on May 22, 2011 3:48 PM EDT reply actions
I was going to the casino today ... just because I felt lucky.
I do a lot of stupid shit, but I'm not an idiot. - JCH24

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