posting slanderous hateful stuff about me. Its about time you were all taught a lesson and got a stern talking to. I am Chris Carpenter, I’m probably the best pitcher in baseball, you should show me some goddamn respect, ok? I’m your better, and you should look up to those better than you, I’m a role model because I am a sports star. I am tired of seeing things about me fucking goats or sheep or not respecting my other players, my other players respect me because I am Chris Carpenter. If they don’t than they are stupid and wrong and I tell them so, or also tell them to play better defense when I’m on the mound because I’m Chris Carpenter and I deserve good defense not fucking up my stats because I deserve good stats for being the best pitcher in baseball. What I really don’t understand is how you little sports fans don’t realize how I am better than you, and so you post stupid little things on your blogs because your jealous of not being Chris Carpenter. what do I have to do to make you realize this? Gawd, ok, enough of this BS. This needs to stop, because I am Chris Carpenter, alright? nuff said.

Now if you’ll excuse me I need to go talk to my son.