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Marlins outslug Reds, take two of three
It's probably true for most any sports team, but the Reds have been labelled by several critics over the past few seasons as inconsistent performers. The team seems to have taken the criticisms to heart. The 14-14 Reds have now alternated a win with a loss for nearly two weeks, since April 20. During the non-streak, the Reds have scored 48 and allowed 50 runs.
Yesterday, the Reds allowed five Florida home runs and dropped the rubber game of the series 9-5. Bronson Arroyo was mostly on, but he also allowed three of Florida's long balls. "It was three offspeed pitches that got hit out of the park," Arroyo said. "The one that hurt was obviously the last one by Buck. It was a breaking ball. I didn't get to see exactly where it ended up, but it was outer half. That's where he likes the ball sometimes. The ball is carrying nice right now in this ballpark. It's the way it is." Nick Masset allowed the other two in the 7th, seemingly putting the game out of reach. The Reds weren't completely done, however. They scored twice in the bottom of the ninth and had the bases juiced for Joey Votto, down by four runs. But Votto ended a frustrating night with a ground out to Florida closer Leo Nunez.
Fay - Baker tired of having to justify the lineup
The full-time role for Jonny Gomes has led to the teeth-gnashing by some fans. But according to Fay, it is the marginalized role of "blog and twitter favorite" Chris Heisey that has left fans sore, rather than the lack of a platoon partner for Gomes. Dusty has some interesting things to say about that. On the one hand, Baker said that "Jonny deserves an extended period of time on his track record" and that "Heisey’s going to play, but sometimes a player has got to wait his turn." On the other hand, Baker hints that he may not have an infinite amount of patience for Gomes: "Here it is April 20-something. If it’s June 20-something, we’ve got a different story." Since his last HR on April 17, Gomes has hit 105/239/132. Sounds like he's got a good six weeks to regain his stroke.
Infirmary: Bailey back next week; no timetable for Cueto, Francisco
The team feels that Homer Bailey is ready to return now. But because his next scheduled start falls on a Reds off-day, Homer will instead make one start in Dayton before joining Cincy's rotation on May 10. On Saturday, Bailey threw 6 1/3 crisp innings for Louisville, striking out six, walking two, and allowing one run. Johnny Cueto started the day before, throwing 4 2/3 innings (99 pitches) with almost the same line as Homer. The team isn't saying when Johnny's coming back, however.
The situation with Juan Francisco is equally hazy. Baker: "He's better, but he's not playing shape better. He hasn't had at-bats. I haven't seen him run yet. They told me he's getting better." Sheldon reports that END may need a rehab assignment before his activation.
Meanwhile, Scott Rolen is still not swinging a bat
There seems to be very little chance that Rolen comes off the disabled list on Friday, when he becomes eligible. "We don’t have a timetable, to be honest," Reds trainer Paul Lessard said. "He’s doing real well with what we’re doing, with strengthening exercises, but I want to make sure he’s a little stronger than he is right now before we start swinging. I don’t want to aggravate what we’ve got built up. I’d like him to start swinging soon, but I’m still a little hesitant."
After Miguel Cairo and Chris Valaika started at the hot corner this weekend, Edgar Renteria will make his first career start at 3B on today against the Astros. When given the news after Sunday's game, Edgar's lower lip began to quiver and he abruptly fled the clubhouse. He'll hopefully tee off against Houston's J.A. Happ, who's only faced the Reds twice and fared poorly both times. The Reds may (or may not) be catching a break with Carlos Lee out after leaving Sunday's game following a collision.
McCoy - Votto developing his game after idol
After an MVP campaign last year, Joey Votto's received his share of publicity and puffy profiles. That doesn't mean I'm tired of them. Hal talks to Votto about his hitting idol, Ted Williams, and tells the story of Joey's draft. Shortly after he signed and reported, Votto was perusing items in a used bookstore when he came across a book entitled, "The Science of Hitting," by Ted Williams. Williams already was an idol and icon to the young Votto. Votto purchased the book and read it — over and over and over — until it was dog-eared and frayed.
I know it's crazy and unfair to compare the Splendid Splinter with anyone, and sure, it's barely May, but ...Votto now has an OPS/OPS+ of 1.094/200. At the same age (27), Williams put up 1.164/215. Which was almost identical to his immediately preceding season, even though Williams served in the armed forces for three years between those two seasons.
SI.com - Joey Votto, Alex Rodriguez lead April's all-MLB All-Star team
Votto's blistering start places him in SI's "April's All-Star" team, which lists the best position players for all the majors, not just the NL. Brandon Phillips joins Votto on the squad. Their hot starts combined with the team's elevated profile put them in the running for starting this year's All-Star game. With ballots released this past week, hopefully Reds fans vote early and often.
ESPN E:60 sits down with Jonny Gomes
If you've been around here for a while, you've probably heard about Jonny Gomes' 2002 heart attack. You know, the one he slept through. After briefly blacking out and losing the ability to breathe, Jonny finally went to the hospital. On Tuesday night at 7:00, Jonny sits down with ESPN's Chris Connelly to talk about his career and life.
Midwest League News - Hamilton harries hurlers
We've heard plenty about Billy Hamilton thanks to nycreds and BK. The young speedster is off to a solid start in Dayton but has had some struggles at the plate. Here he talks about learning to switch-hit and why he loves it: A switch-hitter, Hamilton is batting .333 against lefties and .186 vs. righties. "It was a tough transition, becoming a switch-hitter and going from batting right to left," he said. "I started switch-hitting when I got to the Minor Leagues. But the big thing is my speed works for me. You have a lot of options when you have speed. I can get the bunt down, get a few infield singles, and then when the infield comes in, bloop it over their heads. "I had thoughts about not doing switch-hitting. I didn't think I would be that good at it. But now I love switch-hitting. Hitting with the left hand is working out in my favor. To be a switch-hitting leadoff guy with speed is a pretty good thing."
Cincinnati Art Museum to release Reds "Clinch" print by C.F. Payne on May 4
The Reds announced that a limited edition illustration depicting the 2010 Central Division champions will be unveiled on Wednesday at the Cincinnati Art Museum. Unframed prints start at $50; framed with the illustrator's signature go for $250.
CBSSports.com - Rash of oblique injuries due to several factors
Fred Lewis continues to rehab his strained oblique in Louisville, and given his solid performance the injury looks to be behind him. He's hardly alone in suffering what was once a rare injury. The sudden frequency of oblique strains has become, if not a hot topic, at least an interesting conversation point among baseball med-heads. According to this article, some of the solutions may be fairly simple - more stretching, and more work in Spring Training. One trainer says that oblique injuries tend to occur early in games and in seasons, when players are still getting used to the rigors of the game. "What other sport do you go from standing there, doing nothing, and then have to give 100 percent?" Rootenberg asks. "That's why oblique injuries usually happen early in a game and early in a season. It's early, it's cold weather. This is the time we will see oblique injuries. If you are not warmed up, or if your body is not used to what you are asking it to do, you are susceptible to oblique injuries. We've got to do a better job in strengthening and stretching abdominal muscles."
Stat Speak - Orlando Cabrera takes winning vibe to Indians
On Saturday, moments after our current Venezuelan shortstop singled in the winning run in the bottom of the 10th, our former Venezuelan shortstop matched Renteria's dramatics with his own walk-off single, leading the Indians to a 3-2 win over the Tigers in 13. Per MLB.com, Cabrera has 14 walk-off hits -- tied with Vladimir Guerrero for the fourth most. David Ortiz, with 18, has the most. I believe they said on Saturday's broadcast that Renteria has 13, which includes his World Series-clinching single in 1997.
Did I mention that Joey Votto's off to a great start? Even with a bad day at the plate yesterday, he still collected a walk to extend his streak of safely reaching base at least once every game in 2011. According to this piece, Votto is now six games shy of tying Dave Collins' franchise record (set in 1981) for the longest streak to start a season. He also leads the NL in bWAR and trails only Jose Bautista in the majors. In Hal's article linked above, he notes that Williams' longest such streak (overall; not just at the start of a season) was 84 games.
Verducci - Is Jose Bautista the modern George Foster?
Bautista's hot start has at least temporarily quelled talk about 2010 being a fluke. He leads the AL with HRs (9) and all the slash rates, for a sparkling OPS of 1.292. His sudden ascendancy to stardom is particularly unusual for occurring at a relatively older age. Verducci tries to come up with a historical comparison and settles on George Foster, who was finally given a starting role in early 1975 and went on to lead the league in RBIs in the following three years. It's a decent try, but Foster was 26 when Sparky gave him his big break by convincing Pete Rose that he was needed at third. Bautista was three years older in his breakout season and had amassed nearly twice as many PAs prior to it as Foster. There are players like Foster that suddenly put it together at 26. But there really isn't an easy comp for an older star like Bautista, particularly if we rule out suspected PEDs users.
Pitchers & Poets - The Stadium Experience: Defense
In the HD era, there's a legitimate concern that fans will more and more frequently choose to stay at home instead of actually going to games. Those come with decided inconveniences like traffic, parking, and quests for cotton candy that stretch over innings. P&P makes a great argument for live attendance based on watching major leaguers play defense: On television, you have no concept of space. You are so busy tracking the ball and the batter and listening to the analysis that it’s difficult to grasp the sheer distance an outfielder runs to make a spectacular catch. It’s impossible to comprehend the speed of a grounder as it jumps off the bat and hops off the chest of a waiting third baseman. In person, baseball is defined by space. Most of what we see is space.
SBN - Florida Marlins: MLB's Ultimate Hipster Team
Talented, low-budget, unpopular, and ironically ugly team unis? Sounds about right. Cy Schourek's saucy Marlins previews seal the deal for me. And speaking of hipsters ....
Jonah Keri interviews Ben Gibbard
Whether it's travel, a slow day at the office, or just nerding it out at home, I'll find myself checking out baseball-themed podcasts every so often. And there are some good ones. Jonah Keri, formerly of Baseball Prospectus, has done some interesting interviews on his podcast, and his latest is with Death Cab for Cutie's Ben Gibard. Whether you like the band or not, there's a good conversation about making a living in music, social media, and Ben's rooting interest, the Mariners. Unfortunately for him, this year the M's are once again following their bats into the dark.
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Orlando Cabrera may lead to a new version of the Salem Witch Trials.
Seriously, if Cleveland keeps this up and makes the playoffs, the man should be burned.
"People don't kill people. Burning oreo packages kill people."
Man, I'm really, really worried about 3B this year
Rolen doesn’t figure to play more than 80-100 games at this point. END’s return could be a month away. Cairo/Valaika/Janish/Renteria just isn’t going to cut it.
Todd Frazier’s average isn’t great right now but he’s doing everything else well. I really wish they’d give him a shot.
Billy Hamilton: Snax
Devin Mesoraco: Snacks
The Rolen-END injury synchornization is unfortunate
but I’m not convinced Francisco was a serviceable back-up for Rolen. Cairo, Valaika or Janish are probably just as bad or worse, weighing both offense and defense.
I’d have to agree on Frazier. Not sure who else it could be within the org with upside enough to outperform that group. I wish Mesoraco could play 3B. Maybe he can? These are hopeful times.
"OVERCHARGE, v. To ask a higher price than you can get." -Ambrose Bierce
by RijoSaboCaseyWKRP on May 2, 2011 1:08 PM EDT up reply actions
Apparently Albert can play 3B
or so the WLB’s decided yesterday.
We may have to make a choice eventually … offense or defense.
Right now, it seems a case of neither one or the other.
#NotIntendedToBeAFactualStatement
I think that if END were healthy, he'd do a decent job for 60ish games.
But that clearly won’t be happening, so why not try Frazier? I mean, I understood the Valaika choice if either END or Rolen were going to be back imminently, but since they clearly aren’t, I think it’s time to look for a more stable solution.
Billy Hamilton: Snax
Devin Mesoraco: Snacks
i think END, when healthy, would combine
Wily Mo Pena’s bat with EE’s defense.
Pass.
Hopefully he matures and develops this season.
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Just heard that the MLB will not be pulling youtube clips of the USA chants from the Philly/Mets game.
(they don’t involve actual game footage and are historically important or something). That’s a plus.
"People don't kill people. Burning oreo packages kill people."
well, that's something...
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"I don't like to give Phillies fans too much credit. But they got this one right."
"OVERCHARGE, v. To ask a higher price than you can get." -Ambrose Bierce
by RijoSaboCaseyWKRP on May 2, 2011 1:09 PM EDT up reply actions
That Dusty stuff about lineups is why I come across as hating Gomes.
I really don’t hate him, but what the hell kind of track record does he have that indicates he should ever start against righties?
Come quickly, Fred Lewis!
Billy Hamilton: Snax
Devin Mesoraco: Snacks
As much as I like Gomes and his enthusiasm ...
To be honest, if this team ever intends to move its game to the next level (up, not down) they need to seriously find somebody who can do more. Gomes just isn’t a good enough outfielder and his hitting is way too streaky. Dusty can wait and wait and wait and wait … it ain’t gonna matter.
And while they are at it, let’s actually FIX the problem at third base.
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TWSS
"Work like you don't need the money. Love like you've never been hurt. Dance like nobody's watching." - Satchel Paige
First to third, that's how we do it in Cincinnati!!!!
"I'm telling you, my other poo story is much better." -- btcoop71
Also, apparently Dallas Buck was sent back to Carolina.
Justin Lehr is back on the DL, and it sounds like they’re having some issues with paper work or something signing the guy to replace him.
"People don't kill people. Burning oreo packages kill people."
I wish we still had OCab so Janish could cover 3B when Rolen is hurt
"I'm telling you, my other poo story is much better." -- btcoop71
I wish we had a good young player in AAA who could handle 3B.....
Billy Hamilton: Snax
Devin Mesoraco: Snacks
I don't even think we'd be willing to trade for one.
The only MLB-ready 3B prospect who is even remotely on the market would be Brandon Laird and he’s not even that impressive.
"i would’ve just been like. Votto rapes all, cubs suck and cards are WLBs." -- Big Stein
nor particularly MLB-ready by the look of his start this season.
"i would’ve just been like. Votto rapes all, cubs suck and cards are WLBs." -- Big Stein
I know. I was referring to Todd Frazier
His OPS is only .770 but he’s walking a lot and hitting for power. He’s been a bit unlucky it seems so far, and I’d bet he could out produce Valaika, Cairo, or Renteria at 3B.
Billy Hamilton: Snax
Devin Mesoraco: Snacks
Why would you want someone who hits like Jonny Gomes at 3B, 'creds?????
"I'm telling you, my other poo story is much better." -- btcoop71
By the way, that horse claims he's not dead yet
"I'm telling you, my other poo story is much better." -- btcoop71
I'm sure we'll both keep on beating it until Gomes gets replaced or stops sucking against righties.
Also, if Todd Frazier could barely manage a .700 OPS against righties while playing terrible defense, I wouldn’t want him on the field either.
Billy Hamilton: Snax
Devin Mesoraco: Snacks
ah I see... being facetious.
"i would’ve just been like. Votto rapes all, cubs suck and cards are WLBs." -- Big Stein
ocab is playing for a first place ballclub.....yet again!
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Monster reposter today, kendog
All the Reds news that fit to repost.
by Charlie Scrabbles on May 2, 2011 11:58 AM EDT reply actions
Superb
The master has become the master.
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by RijoSaboCaseyWKRP on May 2, 2011 1:12 PM EDT up reply actions
My boy Janny
is doing okay. 2 for 4 with a double yesterday.
And now Renteria will be playing 3B? Holy guacamole.
Kinda wish they’d tried him there in spring training, but better late than never, I guess.
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yeah, that's going to be interesting
I guess we’ll see if he has the arm strength to make some of the tougher throws
Bart: "Dad, what's a Muppet?"
Homer: "Well, it's not quite a mop, not quite a puppet, but man... (laughs, then pauses) So, to answer you question, I don't know."
I think Janish will be fine
He just needs to stay at SS, maybe sit against some righties and take some more walks.
I have the feeling there will be something fundamentally wrong with Renteria at 3B. He’s probably not going to keep hitting like he has off the bench. And he may have serious problems fielding the position.
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by RijoSaboCaseyWKRP on May 2, 2011 1:17 PM EDT up reply actions
With Janish, we have to get used to the reality that he's not a good hitter.
Hopefully, pitchers will think the same thing and continue to give him stuff he can handle.
#NotIntendedToBeAFactualStatement
I don't think we have to get used to it just yet.
He’s been ok with the bat thus far. I’d like him to start walking more—maybe he will once pitchers start giving him stuff he can’t handle.
"i would’ve just been like. Votto rapes all, cubs suck and cards are WLBs." -- Big Stein
dunno if it's a small sample size or what
But he’s been almost all singles this season. Since spring training, even.
He’s not a power hitter, but he can hit the occasional double and even home run, judging from his minor league career and last year. He hit more homers than Slo-Cab with much less playing time. And his patience at the plate was always a strength. But he’s hardly walking this season, even though he’s hitting in front of the pitcher.
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He's been hitting the ball harder the past few days
He’ll probably get a few less hits and a few more walks as the season progresses, but so far he’s doing about as well as what we expected/hoped.
Overall it’s hard to complain about the offense since we’re second in the league in runs. But the rotation has been just about a worst-case scenario bad. I just noticed that right now, nobody is even average by ERA+. That stinks.
by ken on May 2, 2011 3:21 PM EDT up reply actions
Free Hotcorner Heisey!
Set the gearshift to the high gear of your soul.
by Kevin Mitchell is Batman on May 2, 2011 1:27 PM EDT up reply actions
he's a 17th round scrappy hustling chip-on-his-shoulder coach's dream clubhouse guy.
He can handle it.
Set the gearshift to the high gear of your soul.
by Kevin Mitchell is Batman on May 2, 2011 2:03 PM EDT up reply actions
I'm pretty sure every major league player was a SS at some point
"I'm telling you, my other poo story is much better." -- btcoop71
Well, every right handed one anyway
"I'm telling you, my other poo story is much better." -- btcoop71
seriously.
Truthfully, I know this is assuredly not a very good idea, but it does seem that the Reds organization is one of (if not THE) most reluctant organizations to play players at different positions.
Set the gearshift to the high gear of your soul.
by Kevin Mitchell is Batman on May 2, 2011 2:32 PM EDT up reply actions
Maybe we can Twitter-bomb the beat reporters into asking Dusty if they've ever considered it.
I’m willing to grasp at that straw if it means getting his bat in the lineup a few more times a week.
"i would’ve just been like. Votto rapes all, cubs suck and cards are WLBs." -- Big Stein
He actually crossed my mind
He was probably a catcher instead, the other place they put the really good kids at lower levels because they’re better athletes.
"I'm telling you, my other poo story is much better." -- btcoop71
i played first growing up after t-ball
never had the best arm on the team(stupid two pitchers alternated SS and P) but could catch the ball better than anyone every year.
as a parent who now watches two youth leagues im sure you can vouch that is a very, very underrated talent. nothing worse than a little league 1B who can’t make a tough play or come off the base to catch a wayward throw. what, this inning is gonna last 4-7 MORE hitters??? ugh!
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Yep, totally
I played 1B, CF, and later P since I was a lefty. Knowing when to give up on the out and stopping the errant throw is an acquired talent.
"I'm telling you, my other poo story is much better." -- btcoop71
the worst
is when the coach’s son gets to be pitcher even though he has no god damn clue how to throw strikes.
"i would’ve just been like. Votto rapes all, cubs suck and cards are WLBs." -- Big Stein
True story:
On my 8th grade team, the coach’s son did little more than sit in the dugout and eat FunDip. The coach had him pitch once because (and this is a direct quote): “The other players won’t be used to how slow he throws”. They scored like 8 runs on him. He wasn’t even able to get the fat kid out.
by Charlie Scrabbles on May 2, 2011 3:37 PM EDT up reply actions
last year
the youngest son played last season for a team of mostly beginners. they lost every game, most handily. it was The Longest Season of All Time, especially considering some ballgames were easily a half hour from home.
Makes a fella proud to be a Spartan, however.
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Alex had his first game Saturday
The kid in front of him broke up the opposing pitcher’s no hitter in the top of the 4th, and Alex completed the hit-and-run by smacking a single through the left side right where the SS left to cover 2B. I wanted very badly to yell “SMAW BAW!!!”
"I'm telling you, my other poo story is much better." -- btcoop71
i was asked to coach a rec league team made up of graduating seniors a few weeks ago.
the commissioner told me we have a good shot at winning the league championship. we held our first practice yesterday…i doubt we’ll even win a game. these kids have no clue what they’re doing. only two of them had cleats. nobody has ever pitched before.
"i would’ve just been like. Votto rapes all, cubs suck and cards are WLBs." -- Big Stein
good lord
better be careful and make sure no one gets hurt. i don’t recommend boys play hardball past age 13 if their skill set is well above average.
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yeah...
they told me straight up that they’re not going to take this seriously so i made on thing clear: do whatever you want, but don’t make me look bad… that means:
-no getting high/drunk before the game
-no dipping or smoking during games (against league rules)
-give something that resembles effort so we don’t make a mockery of the league
-wear your uniform
other than that they can lose every game if they want.
"i would’ve just been like. Votto rapes all, cubs suck and cards are WLBs." -- Big Stein
good point. everyone should drink before doing things.
"i would’ve just been like. Votto rapes all, cubs suck and cards are WLBs." -- Big Stein
Our pitchers tonight better be ready...
to be the cut-off man from 3rd to 1st. God knows Edgar isn’t making it to Votto by himself.
by BiggerRedMachines on May 2, 2011 1:20 PM EDT up reply actions
PJ is taking care of business
I’ve been most impressed impressed with his ability to hit late in the game. I know he popped out in the bottom of 10 on Saturday, but he was one of the reasons we got that far at all.
tis ok
Edgard stepped up and saved the day with the walkoff single. ER has a nice 106 OPS+ going this season ytd, with a strong .378 OBP. Where’s the love???
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We hate him because he's old and black, didn't you get the memo?
/asbestossuitON’d
"I'm telling you, my other poo story is much better." -- btcoop71
i do think Janish gets a bit of free pass on criticism
but Royce and AGon and OCab and Edgard all got/get blasted to hell and back.
if it wasn’t for the Jim Edmonds hate last season i’d a sworn it was pigment based myself.
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Even for you, my man
this comment is ridiculous.
by Charlie Scrabbles on May 2, 2011 3:45 PM EDT up reply actions
of course it is
but the Reds are awfully pale when the roster is taken as a whole.
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I'm not arguing with that
but to insinuate that some folks ’round here prefer Janish to the alternatives because of race is…I mean, common.
by Charlie Scrabbles on May 2, 2011 3:53 PM EDT up reply actions
I mean, I know you don't believe it
but it still sucks.
by Charlie Scrabbles on May 2, 2011 3:54 PM EDT up reply actions
common? so it sounds like you agree.
//sic’d
"i would’ve just been like. Votto rapes all, cubs suck and cards are WLBs." -- Big Stein
Heh
Sometimes I forget that that’s a real word. Thanks to RR, I almost always read that word as “come on” when I see it in print.
by Charlie Scrabbles on May 2, 2011 3:57 PM EDT up reply actions
it rarely works against the intended meaning. pretty funny.
"i would’ve just been like. Votto rapes all, cubs suck and cards are WLBs." -- Big Stein
Not really. Pitching-wise, esp, they have a fair bit of diversity.
And look around baseball. Aren’t as many minorities as there used to be.
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Devin Mesoraco: Snacks
There are a lot of minorities in Africa
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Well, the other differences between Janish and the other four
are that Janish is younger and came up in our system. Since most fans overrate their own prospects, it makes sense that Janish would be favored over those other guys.
by ken on May 2, 2011 4:09 PM EDT up reply actions
he handled that high and tight fastball about as well as anybody in the league.
PJ’s making great contact lately.
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i guess i'll just post this here instead of as a fanpost, unless there are objections ...
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"And a high fly ball to center field. He hit it a ton. And the 2010 National League Central Division Champs are the Cincinnati Reds!"
The guy who runs the pool is leading the pool?
I call shenanigans!
Billy Hamilton: Snax
Devin Mesoraco: Snacks
i got your shenanigans right here
"And a high fly ball to center field. He hit it a ton. And the 2010 National League Central Division Champs are the Cincinnati Reds!"
I swear to God I'm gonna pistol whip the next person to say Shenanigans!!
by BiggerRedMachines on May 2, 2011 1:51 PM EDT up reply actions
Sounds like shenanigaa------hhhhhheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeyyyyyyyyyyy!!!! Waitaminute!!!
"I'm telling you, my other poo story is much better." -- btcoop71
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Billy Hamilton: Snax
Devin Mesoraco: Snacks
who had osama bin in the death pool???
"the only place they lost was the scoreboard"
by Ewok on May 2, 2011 2:17 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions
i think my winning streak
will precede the streak that the reds are about to go on to win at least 7 of 9 from the cubs and stros going in the cards series
Can I just point out
…. that I’ve only participated once, and won. So, that’s what I have in my life to feel special about.
The season doesn't start until the Cincinnati Reds take the field! Reclaim The Opener!!
Got to watch the last half of the game from the boat out in CF yesterday.
Pretty cool experience, especially since we had $5 nosebleed seats to begin the game. Free food and 2 free beers and a great view of the game. Made the loss a little easier to take. We even got Coughlin to acknowledge our heckling right before he let that ball sail over his head in the 9th.
Let a man come in and do the Popcorn.
im in the minority
i like the boat. i also think most of local yokels probably overlook the awesome riverview experience past the RF concourse.
also, i dislike chewy funnel fries immensely. extremely small portion size and not good flavor or texture. blah.
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weather's looking a bit dicey for the game tonight.
Any chance they get this one in?
Set the gearshift to the high gear of your soul.
by Kevin Mitchell is Batman on May 2, 2011 2:32 PM EDT reply actions
chance of rain
50-80% from 7 to 10. http://www.weather.com/weather/hourbyhour/graph/USOH0188
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Tonight's lineup
Stubbs CF
Renteria 3B
Votto 1B
Phillips 2B
Gomes LF
Heisey RF
Hernandez C
Janish SS
Leake
Billy Hamilton: Snax
Devin Mesoraco: Snacks
what?
No Bruce?
Heisey finally getting his chance…
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and Leake pitching
Forgot about that. Renteria’s going to get his first chance taste of 3B with a groundballer on the mound.
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2012 obc endorsed mlb draft prospect to watch
Henry Owens, CA HS LHP. i like the 6’7" frame and the surf mentality.
i’ll have to wait until closer to the draft date to put a final stamp of approval on a ballplayer that could/should be around when the Reds select in the first round. (no C, nomatterwhat!)
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hold the presses
the Best of Taste of Cincinnati Winners were announced.
do you agree?
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This comment has strong potential as a meme.
"Work like you don't need the money. Love like you've never been hurt. Dance like nobody's watching." - Satchel Paige
once again the chicken tenders from Applebee's on Mason Montgomery Rd. get snubbed.
"i would’ve just been like. Votto rapes all, cubs suck and cards are WLBs." -- Big Stein
I think the real unsung hero
is the 50-piece nugget from McDonald’s. I like to get one for myself and have them fill up one of their iced tea cups with Mac sauce for dipping. Billy Billy Billy…
by Charlie Scrabbles on May 2, 2011 3:35 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
a burger that we haven't tasted wins best in show?
and its from a chain?
i think thats the next post game eat selection.
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im irish and irish food doesn't interest me
but a Jameson burger? well, son, sign me up!
when’s the next eating challenge???
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Except their bread products
scones, brown bread, soda bread… mmm.
by the finest muffins on May 2, 2011 8:55 PM EDT up reply actions
Power Rankings based on the sitcoms that were set in the team's city
by Charlie Scrabbles on May 2, 2011 3:29 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs
So is the Happy Days comment
Nos. 10 and 13 and underrated.
by ken on May 2, 2011 3:43 PM EDT up reply actions
i'd put cheers first
seinfeld and all in the family 2nd/3rd. frasier 4th. and wkrp 5th. i loved me some wkrp in the day, still do.
i didnt watch much mary tyler moore, so that gets an asterisk from me.
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I'd keep Seinfeld first
Even with Sam Malone being a former player, Seinfeld integrated the Mets and Yankees much better into the show. Keith Hernandez had the best sports cameo(s) on television of all time, easy. And the Yankee plotlines were some of my favorites.
by ken on May 2, 2011 4:16 PM EDT up reply actions
MTM holds up VERY well in reruns.
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wow, the internet is a really spectacular thing.
"i would’ve just been like. Votto rapes all, cubs suck and cards are WLBs." -- Big Stein
oh man, there's an Indians fan who goes by Turkmenbashi?
Let's not kid ourselves. It's really, really, bad.
Do you think he's The REAL Turkmenbashi?
by Charlie Scrabbles on May 2, 2011 7:57 PM EDT up reply actions
real Turkmenbashi died
real soon after naming the month of January “Turkmenbashi” soooo I guess no.
Let's not kid ourselves. It's really, really, bad.
so baseball or no baseball tonight?
seems like no…
"i would’ve just been like. Votto rapes all, cubs suck and cards are WLBs." -- Big Stein
Fya sez the game is postpwned.
Will play 12:35 pm. On sheet in clubhouse, Bailey is listed as the starter for Thursday. That is not official.
"i would’ve just been like. Votto rapes all, cubs suck and cards are WLBs." -- Big Stein
surprising
there is no greater than 60% chance of rain for any hour from now until midnight, according to weather.com.
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yeah i don't get that either...
but i’m pretty glad it did. we get a day off and it allows Bailey to join the team to pitch on normal rest! WOOOO!!!
"i would’ve just been like. Votto rapes all, cubs suck and cards are WLBs." -- Big Stein
I think the Reds are using this to their advantage
Bailey is ready to pitch on Thursday. The Reds can skip LeCure completely and let Bailey pitch on Thursday on normal rest.
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Yep. This makes perfect sense.
Also give Fred Lewis another day of rehab before getting called up!
Billy Hamilton: Snax
Devin Mesoraco: Snacks
COMMON BABY DADDY NEEDS A NEW PAIR OF SHOES!!
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can't wait for Lewis to get here
time to platoon mr gomes.
what’s the over/under on Walt’s first move to acquire talent? lotsa pitching is getting healthy at the same time. Yonder is AAA. Mesoraco and Yasmani are close to being ripe.
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Maybe he can trade Gomes for an A ball third base prospect.
"i would’ve just been like. Votto rapes all, cubs suck and cards are WLBs." -- Big Stein
i haven't checked lately
what happened to neftali soto?
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last i remember they couldn't find a position for him.
wasn’t he catching and playing 1B?
"i would’ve just been like. Votto rapes all, cubs suck and cards are WLBs." -- Big Stein
he has a broken bone in his left hand. i didn't know that.
so he’ll be out for a while.
"i would’ve just been like. Votto rapes all, cubs suck and cards are WLBs." -- Big Stein
the last a ball third base prospect we got turned out super!
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Don't listen to terrorist weather forecasters.
by andromache on May 2, 2011 4:34 PM EDT up reply actions 3 recs
There's a reason they have to operate underground!
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you are like an under the radar
poor man’s Brendan.
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If I've also been called a poor man's Tila Tequila , does that mean that Brendan is Tila Tequila?
It’s the transitive property of inferiority.
My hair was partly blonde at the time.
Rest assured, in all other respects, I would be a very very very very poor man’s Tila Tequila.
I saw you on national TV
and I’m pretty confident you can knock off a few of those "very"s, darlin’ ;)
by Charlie Scrabbles on May 2, 2011 7:59 PM EDT up reply actions
i've seen you on national TV as well

For some reason I’ve always pictured you as short, bald, and middle aged.
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Actually Chuck is a young tall handsome mammal
I swear the RR contingent has to be the best looking of the SBN crowd.
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The Reds are playing back to back 12:35 games
tHom’s wet dream comes true!
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The Reds are actually going to play 5 day games in a row
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Agreed
They postponed that awfully early…I like it because I’m ready for Bailey to be back but I don’t like having the whole night with 0 Reds baseball.
by BiggerRedMachines on May 2, 2011 4:29 PM EDT up reply actions
plus by post poning it this early
most people who were planning on going probably didn’t even leave their house, so they aren’t inconvenienced by going to the ballpark, paying for parking, and not watching a game.
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