Reds...Bats....BI-WINNING!!!!

by Nick146 on Apr 7, 2011 8:32 AM EDT

First off i want to let it be known that i got off work at 5:30am, With a miller light home draught in the fridge; i have started my opening day on a VERY good note.

Today, is opening day. Now most of you are probably thinking "who the hell is this guy? opening day was last week" Well fellow Reds fans, I...am a Louisvillian. Tonight is opening day for the Louisville Bats. You're wonderful Triple A team. I am STOKED.

Last year was my first year going to more than 5 games. Lets be real, the Bats haven't been the sharpest tools in the shed lately, but i figured what the hell lets go see why. what did i get? A 5'6" Left handed pitcher throwing no more than an 85 mph fastball and a change up that makes me go "wait was that rolling down the grass?". 8 innings later, Winning and thinking, "fantastic i got good tickets to a good game" , i watched a baseball fly 104 mph from the pitchers mound to home plate. At this point you can input any expletive you can think of; as i was raised by a truck driver and have the mouth of a sailor i tend to express my feelings of holy crapness in the words of satan.

From that point on, the reds ran with it and didn't look back until they were smoking cigars and pouring god knows what all over each other celebrating a clinch. What a year, 2010. I will miss Chapman here in the ville thought.

Here we are in 2011.

2 not so good volquez stars but amazing come from behind wins

only 2 batters without a homerun, 43 runs total in a 5-0 start? WOW

5-0, and only chuck norris could explain how badass this is.

Tonight, starts the beginning of Reds AAA baseball. You're back up. You're rookies. You're future Jay Bruces. You're Louisville Bats. Recognize.

I......AM......STOKED.

Attending my first grown up REDS game on May 1st. THIS YEAR WILL BE AMAZING. Opening Day tonight, another game on saturday. Baseball is officially in full swing.

If the phils can have little roy...then the Reds can have Little Reds Countr...????

screw it i'm going with it. VIVA LITTLE REDS COUNTRY!!!! LETS GO REDS! LETS GO BATS!

In the famous words of a one, Charlie Sheen.

WE'RE BI-WINNING!!!!!!!!!

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I'm stoked too!

I had no idea that I was a back up, a rookie, a future Jay Bruce, AND a Louisville Bat! But now I RECOGNIZE that I am!

Sweet!

"Penus, stale beer, and day old hot dogs. Love it"--justin007000

by nycredsfan on Apr 7, 2011 9:36 AM EDT reply actions 4 recs

Congratulations on your excitedness!

Might I suggest that when you come up to Cincy to see the big club, that you avail yourself of the Kroger Meal Deal. I am very poor, and it is much easier than trying to sneak cans of pork and beans into the ballpark.

No amount of prosperity is sufficient to eliminate all misfortune, and sloth is impervious to opportunity.

by kazahani2 on Apr 7, 2011 9:39 AM EDT reply actions

This is exciting!

I’m backup, rookies, FUTURE Jay Bruces, and a Louisville Bat. Score.

"People don't kill people. Burning oreo packages kill people."

by crolfer on Apr 7, 2011 10:36 AM EDT reply actions

FAIL

’Creds beat you to it…

by Nasty N8 on Apr 7, 2011 10:46 AM EDT up reply actions

Yeah, but I'm cooler.

"People don't kill people. Burning oreo packages kill people."

by crolfer on Apr 7, 2011 11:18 AM EDT up reply actions

dear god

so i just woke up….i may still be a little umm…..under the influence. My wonderful girlfriend has been excercising to the reds game, yes it IS as awkward as you are thinking it is. i blame her for them trailing, but its ok scotty do and he do it well.

sorry for the grammar, punctuation, and mispelling errors. don’t blame me, blame the yankees. They make everything suck.

$1 beer night tonight! gonna celebrate going 6-0 (yes i’m already saying it) LETS GO REDS! LETS GO BATS!

by Nick146 on Apr 7, 2011 2:46 PM EDT reply actions

Well, whatever the hell that was, it was entertaining!

Son, when you participate in sporting events, it's not whether you win or lose: it's how drunk you get. ~Homer Simpson

by Hawkeyegirl96 on Apr 7, 2011 3:15 PM EDT up reply actions

we call that

maintaining a first place lead.

the bad thing about baseball…is its kinda hard to go 162-0.

see you cats may 1st.

by Nick146 on Apr 7, 2011 3:54 PM EDT reply actions

The Miller Lite is probably my favorite part of this

Let's not kid ourselves. It's really, really, bad.

by Cy Schourek on Apr 7, 2011 5:06 PM EDT reply actions

bi-winning

apparently doesn’t mean what I thought it meant when I clicked on this FanPost.

All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?

by BubbaFan on Apr 7, 2011 6:26 PM EDT reply actions

what were you hoping for?

"Nobody hits Satchel." -Satchel Paige

by justin007000 on Apr 7, 2011 8:51 PM EDT up reply actions

um....

…what really happens between double play partners in the cold tub? ;-)

All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?

by BubbaFan on Apr 7, 2011 8:56 PM EDT up reply actions

how is that Bi?

sounds pretty damn homosexual to me

by pack_fan on Apr 8, 2011 12:03 AM EDT up reply actions

Chris Carpenter's in the cold tub

there, fixed

"Aroldis Chapman is a seven course meal followed by four hours of sex on the table with a nymphomaniac model heiress who owns her own brewery." - jch24

by BK on Apr 8, 2011 12:29 AM EDT up reply actions 1 recs