Mayor McCheese and Counselor Franklin have an Adventure in San Francisco (With Pictures!)
by justin007000 on Apr 10, 2011 3:40 AM EDT
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I can't sleep. So let me set the stage; the Cardinals have a one run lead and it is the bottom of the 9th, 2 outs, runners on first and second, Ryan Franklin is "closing" the game and Miguel Tejada is batting and is hanging tough, there is a 3-2 count, and he is hitting ropes just foul.
Then this...
DEEEEEP Fly ball to the gap, it looks like it may find grass, to tie the game and maybe have a close play at the plate for the win.
But Oh noes, the speedy Mayor McCheesey is closing in.
Oh no, the ball is in his glove, the game is over, Franklin has enough mirrors to hide his lack of smoke.
But WAIT, is that the ball behind his leg? That isn't his glove. Hmm maybe all hope isn't lost.
Ouch, the Wall-Monster is actually eating Colby Rasmus (SAVE YOURSELF JON JAY!) while the ball is rolling free. The tying run is in, the go ahead run is in!
A sad hack walks off the field with a nifty 9.82 ERA and a new understanding that he has no talent, no ability, and feels great shame.
It has been a lovely first ten days of baseball!
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"At the very end, somebody took a dump right where I stood in the dugout every day." Dusty Baker
O/U on Franklin being removed as the closer and Jason Motte taking over.
May 10
"People don't kill people. Burning oreo packages kill people."
TLR will blame Colby for this one.
"Nobody hits Satchel." -Satchel Paige
by justin007000 on Apr 10, 2011 5:05 PM EDT up reply actions
Excellent work Justni
Let a man come in and do the Popcorn.
by -ManBearPig on Apr 10, 2011 2:32 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs
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