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Mayor McCheese and Counselor Franklin have an Adventure in San Francisco (With Pictures!)




I can't sleep.  So let me set the stage; the Cardinals have a one run lead and it is the bottom of the 9th, 2 outs, runners on first and second, Ryan Franklin is "closing" the game and Miguel Tejada is batting and is hanging tough,  there is a 3-2 count, and he is hitting ropes just foul. 

 

Then this...


DEEEEEP Fly ball to the gap, it looks like it may find grass, to tie the game and maybe have a close play at the plate for the win. 

 

But Oh noes, the speedy Mayor McCheesey is closing in.

 

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Oh no, the ball is in his glove, the game is over, Franklin has enough mirrors to hide his lack of smoke.

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But WAIT, is that the ball behind his leg?  That isn't his glove.  Hmm maybe all hope isn't lost.

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Ouch, the Wall-Monster is actually eating Colby Rasmus (SAVE YOURSELF JON JAY!) while the ball is rolling free.  The tying run is in, the go ahead run is in!

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A sad hack walks off the field with a nifty 9.82 ERA and a new understanding that he has no talent, no ability, and feels great shame.

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It has been a lovely first ten days of baseball!


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