30 for 30 Cincinnati Reds edition thread
by obc2 on Mar 8, 2011 7:12 PM EST
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PrintMLB Network is featuring your 2011 Cincinnati Reds in its 30 for 30 series this evening, scheduled start of 10pm. There is a spring training game that just began, NYY vs ATL (jch alert!!!), and i'm hoping the game ends on time. Since its also Fat Tuesday I may have an Ichiban beer and a Tommy Bahama rum and Vanilla Coke Zero. And a cigarette during a commercial break.
That should be enough words.
Jim Tressel is the suck.
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I don't either
Comcast wants an extra 15 bucks a month from me for it.
My $$$$ will go towards mlb.tv
by Highlifeman21 on Mar 8, 2011 7:17 PM EST up reply actions
totally worth the 15 bucks on its own
Westie isnt such a big fan so she better enjoy the next 3.5 months. I’m installing DirecTv two weeks before I move in. $100 credits for both of us!!!
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HD is extra with satellite providers, no?
"He’s like if Ron Gant and Eric Davis had a white baby." -- GlennBraggsSwingAndMissBrokenBat on Drew Stubbs
we pay enough for our cable and internetz as is
I don’t want to give Comcast any more of my straight cash, homey
by Highlifeman21 on Mar 8, 2011 7:26 PM EST up reply actions
if i can line Palins PAC with $$$ you can support Comcast!
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I'm starting a PAC.
Now line it!
I may be drunk, Miss, but in the morning I will be sober and you will still be ugly. ~ Winston Churchill
that is dummmmmmmmbass ness
MLB network is the single greatest network on cable.
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First!
Wait, what?
"He’s like if Ron Gant and Eric Davis had a white baby." -- GlennBraggsSwingAndMissBrokenBat on Drew Stubbs
by jch24 on Mar 8, 2011 7:15 PM EST reply actions 1 recs
MLB is currently showing the ATL spring training game
in its entirety.
ha!
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I'm watching Noriega from USF drain from 25 feet against Villanova instead
Who’s pitching in the ST game?
"He’s like if Ron Gant and Eric Davis had a white baby." -- GlennBraggsSwingAndMissBrokenBat on Drew Stubbs
nuh uh, I'm in Silverton!
"He’s like if Ron Gant and Eric Davis had a white baby." -- GlennBraggsSwingAndMissBrokenBat on Drew Stubbs
which is not Norwood, where you first claimed you were moving!
by Highlifeman21 on Mar 8, 2011 7:42 PM EST up reply actions
meh, it's all the damned same
"He’s like if Ron Gant and Eric Davis had a white baby." -- GlennBraggsSwingAndMissBrokenBat on Drew Stubbs
not true!
hell, you almost live in Kenwood!
However, I won’t let you tell people you live in Deer Park. Friends don’ t let friends do that.
by Highlifeman21 on Mar 8, 2011 7:48 PM EST up reply actions
I'm dangerously close to Deer Park
"He’s like if Ron Gant and Eric Davis had a white baby." -- GlennBraggsSwingAndMissBrokenBat on Drew Stubbs
which has a great liquor store!
and you have an awesome little ice cream stand around the corner from you too!
by Highlifeman21 on Mar 8, 2011 7:55 PM EST up reply actions
Dick's hout?
"He’s like if Ron Gant and Eric Davis had a white baby." -- GlennBraggsSwingAndMissBrokenBat on Drew Stubbs
I don't remember the name of it off the top of my head
it’s on the same street as the liquor store, and closer to casa de jch
by Highlifeman21 on Mar 8, 2011 8:01 PM EST up reply actions
It's Hold The Nuts!
"He’s like if Ron Gant and Eric Davis had a white baby." -- GlennBraggsSwingAndMissBrokenBat on Drew Stubbs
Uh, you're the one who had someone put the hold on the nuts hombre
"He’s like if Ron Gant and Eric Davis had a white baby." -- GlennBraggsSwingAndMissBrokenBat on Drew Stubbs
That was BK, retard
"He’s like if Ron Gant and Eric Davis had a white baby." -- GlennBraggsSwingAndMissBrokenBat on Drew Stubbs
i don't talk to BK
he supports Groupthink
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by obc2 on Mar 8, 2011 7:43 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Better than supporting dumbtardedness
"Aroldis Chapman is a seven course meal followed by four hours of sex on the table with a nymphomaniac model heiress who owns her own brewery." - jch24
by BK on Mar 9, 2011 9:54 AM EST up reply actions 3 recs
You told me that kid was mine
You lose.
"He’s like if Ron Gant and Eric Davis had a white baby." -- GlennBraggsSwingAndMissBrokenBat on Drew Stubbs
I did, I did!!!
i didnt think anyone with her sunny disposition would be able to pull off a faux pregnancy.
who woulda thunk it?
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by obc2 on Mar 8, 2011 7:50 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
okay, this made me lol
Rec the kid!
"He’s like if Ron Gant and Eric Davis had a white baby." -- GlennBraggsSwingAndMissBrokenBat on Drew Stubbs
"She says I am the one, but the kid is not my son"
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Mar 8, 2011 8:19 PM EST up reply actions
Here's my speed test results
"He’s like if Ron Gant and Eric Davis had a white baby." -- GlennBraggsSwingAndMissBrokenBat on Drew Stubbs
Nothing impressive
"He’s like if Ron Gant and Eric Davis had a white baby." -- GlennBraggsSwingAndMissBrokenBat on Drew Stubbs
Your upload speed is better though
And that’s what pressing the button would use, right?
"He’s like if Ron Gant and Eric Davis had a white baby." -- GlennBraggsSwingAndMissBrokenBat on Drew Stubbs
come on Comcast boy, let's see a test!
"He’s like if Ron Gant and Eric Davis had a white baby." -- GlennBraggsSwingAndMissBrokenBat on Drew Stubbs
what the heck are we talking aboot here?
"People don't kill people. Burning oreo packages kill people."
HLM21 and 'tHan credited my winning at You Don't Know Jack to a faster internet speed
"He’s like if Ron Gant and Eric Davis had a white baby." -- GlennBraggsSwingAndMissBrokenBat on Drew Stubbs
yes
can we turn that off?
it’s not fair that jch can jack it faster than we can
by 'tHan on Mar 8, 2011 7:51 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
I'm so gonna start moaning during the jack attacks from now on
"He’s like if Ron Gant and Eric Davis had a white baby." -- GlennBraggsSwingAndMissBrokenBat on Drew Stubbs
jch can finish 1st 3rd AND 4th in a jack contest
troof
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Why do you get so much upload bandwidth?
I’m throttled at 512 kbps!
"He’s like if Ron Gant and Eric Davis had a white baby." -- GlennBraggsSwingAndMissBrokenBat on Drew Stubbs
I honestly don't know
but I know all of the internet specs up here always include up and down, and for whatever reason highlight the up
by Highlifeman21 on Mar 8, 2011 7:52 PM EST up reply actions
I don't doubt it with your turrible internet speed
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by jch24 on Mar 8, 2011 7:56 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Looking back at this
I can’t believe you only get 4 mbps with cable. That’s ridiculous.
"He’s like if Ron Gant and Eric Davis had a white baby." -- GlennBraggsSwingAndMissBrokenBat on Drew Stubbs
it wireless & the router is 2 stories above me
i’m in the basement. my ps3 is even slower because it’s in a tv stand
You should wire your house up, it increases the value
"He’s like if Ron Gant and Eric Davis had a white baby." -- GlennBraggsSwingAndMissBrokenBat on Drew Stubbs
this is fun
no idea if this is fast or slow
i blame boobs!!!
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good god, you pay for that?
"He’s like if Ron Gant and Eric Davis had a white baby." -- GlennBraggsSwingAndMissBrokenBat on Drew Stubbs
is that college speed?
if so, that’s a slow T1, which I’d assume your campus has
by Highlifeman21 on Mar 8, 2011 7:53 PM EST up reply actions
I'd imagine a big school like his would have something better than a T1
"He’s like if Ron Gant and Eric Davis had a white baby." -- GlennBraggsSwingAndMissBrokenBat on Drew Stubbs
tOSU had a T3
it was the snacks
my song collection soared during those years
by Highlifeman21 on Mar 8, 2011 8:03 PM EST up reply actions
I'm sure a football booster paid for it too
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by nycredsfan on Mar 8, 2011 8:44 PM EST via mobile up reply actions 2 recs
You shoud know that
for Lent, amongst other things, I’m taking on the discipline of being nice to you no matter what.
#Lordhelpme.
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by nycredsfan on Mar 8, 2011 8:51 PM EST via mobile up reply actions
It's funny, because i know both of you, and you guys are both awesome
Let’s all be nice to each other!
fuck you!
"He’s like if Ron Gant and Eric Davis had a white baby." -- GlennBraggsSwingAndMissBrokenBat on Drew Stubbs
Fuck it together....naturally
"He’s like if Ron Gant and Eric Davis had a white baby." -- GlennBraggsSwingAndMissBrokenBat on Drew Stubbs
Lionel Richie'd
"He’s like if Ron Gant and Eric Davis had a white baby." -- GlennBraggsSwingAndMissBrokenBat on Drew Stubbs
He totally is!
I don’t understand why you guys sometimes take internet based disagreements so seriously
You have a small penis and are dumb and are to smell poorly!
"He’s like if Ron Gant and Eric Davis had a white baby." -- GlennBraggsSwingAndMissBrokenBat on Drew Stubbs
I hate everyone and everything.
Simple Plan.
"People don't kill people. Burning oreo packages kill people."
Be warned.
Have medical equipment nearby.
"People don't kill people. Burning oreo packages kill people."
Heh!
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Mar 8, 2011 9:03 PM EST up reply actions
Your mom thought I was pretty... not lame... last night... or something.
"People don't kill people. Burning oreo packages kill people."
Did I really?
I don’t remember that…
In all seriousness, I just don’t like people intentionally trying to get a rise out of others by saying ridiculous things. Just a pet peeve of mine. Having said that, y’all are alright. :-)
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you let jch drink 10 beers in one happy hour after Redsfest
then bought him that alcoholic energy drink stuff.
that ended badly!
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alcoholic energy drinks?
Those things are DANGEROUS.
"People don't kill people. Burning oreo packages kill people."
we learned that lesson in unison
ash seemed to enjoy them, however.
i abstained.
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I had half of one, I haven't had any since.
I’m not sure I’d say that I enjoyed it all that much.
#pants
by Ash on Mar 9, 2011 3:27 PM EST up reply actions
RB&V is great for those nights
when you didn’t feel like going out but did anyway. 2 or 3 of those and you feel like you invented dancing.
I once had about 8 RB&Vs.
Weird things happened, and I didn’t sleep that night.
I CHUBB WHEN STUBBS CLUBBS!
They are only dangerous if you are an idiot.
I always thought the caffeine/alcohol combination was a good Saturday morning starter.
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yeah
me and you were only served two drinks. that made the time past slowwwwwwly.
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they were housemates at the time
i think The Vole has the record of consecutive nights spent at Chez JCH.
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I did that for like 12 years straight.
"People don't kill people. Burning oreo packages kill people."
the last sentence is a ridiculous statement
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did it get a rise out of you?
More importantly, was that thevole’s primary intention?
Inquiring minds want to know!
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earlier this evening
i read my first article of the Maple Street Press book while on the shitter.
good stuff so far!
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Please tell me you wiped your ass with the completed article
and that’s how you’ll keep track of what you’ve read.
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most memorable tidbit
was Bill James predicted line for janish. eeeeek.
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no
it just seems that, now that i’ve met a fair number of people in the gang, that people take a lot of what is said on the internet to heart
i think there's no such thing as anal sex robots
srsly.
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Someone's never played Fallout: New Vegas.
"People don't kill people. Burning oreo packages kill people."
I seem like this was aimed in my direction....
but then again I’m sure ‘nukkah will tell me I’m paranoid or whatever he said the other day
we’ll have to check the transcripts….
by Highlifeman21 on Mar 8, 2011 11:00 PM EST up reply actions
It was definitely just a general statement
But since you bring it up: I don’t think you say ridiculous things to get a rise out of people. I think you say ridiculous things because you actually believe them. Not sure which is worse….
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"I'll take broken Lentisms for two thousand, Alex"
"He’s like if Ron Gant and Eric Davis had a white baby." -- GlennBraggsSwingAndMissBrokenBat on Drew Stubbs
you're much more caustic post-nuptials
you really like to stir things up.
kindly cease that behavior!
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Speaking of Lent
I need to think of something to give up. And do lots of in the 4 hours left of Fat Tuesday.
"People don't kill people. Burning oreo packages kill people."
Jacking!
Threadtheme’d
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by nycredsfan on Mar 8, 2011 8:59 PM EST via mobile up reply actions
Well that one's easy
I need something I can tell the little kids in youth group too though!
"People don't kill people. Burning oreo packages kill people."
You're not included in that discipline
So sod off, jackhole.
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by nycredsfan on Mar 8, 2011 8:58 PM EST via mobile up reply actions
Nah, it was Les Wexner in order to keep the Lacrosse guys from beating it to illegal porno.
/halfjoking
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by Farneyismycopilot on Mar 8, 2011 8:46 PM EST up reply actions
absolutely
i don’t download music, fucked up pics, or play games online.
but i do have all of johnu’s novels downloaded. that might be slowing things up.
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#malware porn'd
I CHUBB WHEN STUBBS CLUBBS!
by PeteyHendrix on Mar 9, 2011 12:55 PM EST up reply actions
that's the slowest internet of all time
that’s so slow that you should be able to be on the internet & talk on the phone at the same time
Or just yell "one zero zero zero one!" in the general direction of the server, since that's faster
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No wonder you guys hate when threads have pics in them, sweet jeebus
"He’s like if Ron Gant and Eric Davis had a white baby." -- GlennBraggsSwingAndMissBrokenBat on Drew Stubbs
pictures seem to load fine ever since SBN changed around the format awhile back
I plan on doubling the speed once the baseball season and mlb.tv get going, maybe I’ll bump it up even more after that.
wow, that's fucking slow
that’s two cans with string slow
by Highlifeman21 on Mar 8, 2011 7:50 PM EST up reply actions
I think obc needs a ps3 and YDKJ
"He’s like if Ron Gant and Eric Davis had a white baby." -- GlennBraggsSwingAndMissBrokenBat on Drew Stubbs
where you been?
i have a PS2 and a PS3 and an iPad.
ive passed you up, big boy!
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PS2 and iPad suck
"He’s like if Ron Gant and Eric Davis had a white baby." -- GlennBraggsSwingAndMissBrokenBat on Drew Stubbs
True, the PS2 is still useful I guess
"He’s like if Ron Gant and Eric Davis had a white baby." -- GlennBraggsSwingAndMissBrokenBat on Drew Stubbs
nuh uh!
"He’s like if Ron Gant and Eric Davis had a white baby." -- GlennBraggsSwingAndMissBrokenBat on Drew Stubbs
nuh uh!
"He’s like if Ron Gant and Eric Davis had a white baby." -- GlennBraggsSwingAndMissBrokenBat on Drew Stubbs
And with that attitude you never will
"He’s like if Ron Gant and Eric Davis had a white baby." -- GlennBraggsSwingAndMissBrokenBat on Drew Stubbs
Keeping the wrong streak alive!
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by nycredsfan on Mar 8, 2011 8:46 PM EST via mobile up reply actions
As is Drew Stubbs
Arroyo’s not bad either. Social Services and Entitlement programs aren’t the devil. Renting doesn’t equal stupidity. Just because the Volquez/Hamilton trade seems stupid in hindsight doesn’t make Volquez a useless pitcher. Shake Shack IS the best burger in NYC—$30 burgers don’t count, since that’s just steak on a bun.
Need I continue?
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Looks like someone's gonna fail Lent this year
"He’s like if Ron Gant and Eric Davis had a white baby." -- GlennBraggsSwingAndMissBrokenBat on Drew Stubbs
Not so.
First, I just have to be nice to obc. Second, this wasn’t mean. HLM asked for proof of my statement, so I’m offering it to him. It’s the polite thing to do!
"Penus, stale beer, and day old hot dogs. Love it"--justin007000
drew stubbs is good but not yet awesome. arroyo is awesome
social services & enttitlement programs are necessary.
Renting is the better choice for some people, everyone’s situation is different.
i’ll always hate volquez because we traded hamilton for him, the gun incident, his injuries & his steroid suspension.
no opinion on best burger in NYC, but i’d like to try this shake shack.
steak on a bun is underrated.
if this isn't the top nominee for most baiting most of 2011, I don't know what is
Corner Bistro’s better than Shake Shack
Burger Joint’s better than Shake Shack
Shake Shack is good, but those two are better. I’ve also heard BareBurger is better as well.
Arroyo’s a MOR to BOR SP, at best.
by Highlifeman21 on Mar 9, 2011 9:11 PM EST up reply actions
Shake Shack's foil will be its fries.
The Shack, though, is more affordable than either Corner Bistro or Burger Joint. Plus, I’m a huge fan of their frozen custard flavors.
Neither Corner Bistro nor Burger Joint were expensive
I don’t remember Shake Shack being noticeably cheaper than either of them, if at all.
And I judge a burger joint on its plain double cheeseburger alone. Admittedly, Shake Shack has a really tasty Shack Sauce, but I still give the nod to the other two places.
by Highlifeman21 on Mar 10, 2011 8:29 PM EST up reply actions
Once again, bizarre and non-sensical adjudication methods
leading to an inaccurate result.
"Penus, stale beer, and day old hot dogs. Love it"--justin007000
Yeah well, you're a festizio!
See, I can make up words too!
"He’s like if Ron Gant and Eric Davis had a white baby." -- GlennBraggsSwingAndMissBrokenBat on Drew Stubbs
what would you use as the litmus test between those 3 places?
I judge a place by their plan double cheeseburger, not by their “specialty” burger
and what’s so bizarre and non-sensical about how I judge burger places?
by Highlifeman21 on Mar 11, 2011 6:44 PM EST up reply actions
My primary criteria
is what round the burger was drafted in.
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How is this baiting? You asked me to show my work, so I'm showing my work
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I assumed that shake shack was an imaginary place. Like Neverland, or New Zealand.
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by andromache on Mar 10, 2011 9:43 AM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Oh, no.
It’s very real
And very awesome
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This
I may be drunk, Miss, but in the morning I will be sober and you will still be ugly. ~ Winston Churchill
by BigBabyBruce on Mar 10, 2011 12:23 PM EST up reply actions
Group Think Fail : Replete with Nanny
I am whatever you say I am; if I wasn't, then why would you say I am.
Eminem
Road Trip!
I’ll take you to all 3, you can be the judge!
by Highlifeman21 on Mar 10, 2011 8:30 PM EST up reply actions
still getting used to it
so far, not a fan really
by Highlifeman21 on Mar 10, 2011 8:31 PM EST up reply actions
This BET game is pretty awful, I might have to watch the Braves instead :)
"He’s like if Ron Gant and Eric Davis had a white baby." -- GlennBraggsSwingAndMissBrokenBat on Drew Stubbs
5-4-3 double play for the Bravos!
Losing to the bad men though, 3-0. I have no idea what has happened in this game.
"He’s like if Ron Gant and Eric Davis had a white baby." -- GlennBraggsSwingAndMissBrokenBat on Drew Stubbs
nice play by Pena at SS for the Yankees
I’m going to go ahead and assume that was Wily Mo.
"He’s like if Ron Gant and Eric Davis had a white baby." -- GlennBraggsSwingAndMissBrokenBat on Drew Stubbs
just saw The Social Network
I recommend it highly. Man, filming with digital cameras sure makes cinematography easier.
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Same with regular photography. Never a wasted shot!
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Mar 8, 2011 8:21 PM EST up reply actions
It would be great if Bobby Cox trotted in from his private tent to argue with the umps
"He’s like if Ron Gant and Eric Davis had a white baby." -- GlennBraggsSwingAndMissBrokenBat on Drew Stubbs
I'm sitting at my desk and I'm drinking!
Going to a concert tonight at a venue that is crazy-close to the office.
I'm finishing off some food before playing You Don't Know Jack online with HLM21!
"He’s like if Ron Gant and Eric Davis had a white baby." -- GlennBraggsSwingAndMissBrokenBat on Drew Stubbs
When is Glee over? 9:00?
"He’s like if Ron Gant and Eric Davis had a white baby." -- GlennBraggsSwingAndMissBrokenBat on Drew Stubbs
We might still be on, I would guess yes
"He’s like if Ron Gant and Eric Davis had a white baby." -- GlennBraggsSwingAndMissBrokenBat on Drew Stubbs
we should all begin preparation for a late June 5k beach run!
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you guys are hopeless
what a Fat Tuesday for the three boobs!
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i can't watch that anymore
too many bad episodes. westie is on her own. i put my foot down and mandated Wed is now Chicago Code Tivo!
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that's a terrible choice
“you think you can change the way things are done in CHICAGO??” is the worst line on tv this season
that line rings true
last summer i tried to change the way things are done in CHICAGO.
i received scrapes and cuts and deleted my possession of eyeglasses and sunglasses…which led me to spend $500 to replace them and miss the first two innings of a Reds Cubs game.
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i will return if they have a Hall and Oates week
who sings Landslide? is it as bad as Landshark?
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Also Smashing Pumpkins
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Mar 8, 2011 8:47 PM EST up reply actions
that sounds terrible
for someone named The Dixie Chicks I thought their members would be more attractive.
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you should get the game and join us
you’d probably own us all
by Highlifeman21 on Mar 8, 2011 11:29 PM EST up reply actions
I'm playing 2K10
Hopefully will get 2K11 within a week.
"People don't kill people. Burning oreo packages kill people."
Get a PS3 and get The Show.
Tits.
I may be drunk, Miss, but in the morning I will be sober and you will still be ugly. ~ Winston Churchill
I wish.
Can’t just buy it for one game though.
"People don't kill people. Burning oreo packages kill people."
Really?
I may be drunk, Miss, but in the morning I will be sober and you will still be ugly. ~ Winston Churchill
Killer shadow nips, Petey.
That’s my kind of logo!
Set the gearshift to the high gear of your soul.
by Kevin Mitchell is Batman on Mar 9, 2011 7:40 PM EST up reply actions
Who are you going to see?
"He’s like if Ron Gant and Eric Davis had a white baby." -- GlennBraggsSwingAndMissBrokenBat on Drew Stubbs
The Low Anthem
Americana-y Leonard Cohen-y stuff. They’re great, but I bet ‘tHan would think they’re depressing.
being depressed is overrated
unless you spend lots of time online and playing video games.
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Depressing music does not necessarily mean depressed person
I mean, a lot of depressing music is really beautiful and wonderful
kick a weiner dog swiftly in the ding ding
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like Shiny Happy People!
that song makes me melancoly
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You're drinking beer at work?
#winning
"People don't kill people. Burning oreo packages kill people."
scotch in the ear was a bad choice
scotchy scotchy scotchy
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This is kinda cool
the band I’m seeing tonight is screen printing t-shirts (or anything else) that you bring with you to the show: http://www.lowanthem.com/site/2011/03/on-site-screen-printing-on-tour-and-new-smart-flesh-goods/
first game
me 23,000+
hlm -5,000+
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I was up by about 9,000
"He’s like if Ron Gant and Eric Davis had a white baby." -- GlennBraggsSwingAndMissBrokenBat on Drew Stubbs
I jack better than most everybody I know!
"He’s like if Ron Gant and Eric Davis had a white baby." -- GlennBraggsSwingAndMissBrokenBat on Drew Stubbs
AIN'T NO SEED UNTIL YOU BLEED!!!!!!!!!!
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Mar 8, 2011 8:54 PM EST up reply actions
why are there + to the right of each number?
are you trying to show how much I sucked the first game?
by Highlifeman21 on Mar 8, 2011 11:32 PM EST up reply actions
Vouldn't remember the exact scores
"He’s like if Ron Gant and Eric Davis had a white baby." -- GlennBraggsSwingAndMissBrokenBat on Drew Stubbs
good god 'than, get here soon
I’m waiting for Captain Fuzzlefuck to figure out how to start a game.
"He’s like if Ron Gant and Eric Davis had a white baby." -- GlennBraggsSwingAndMissBrokenBat on Drew Stubbs
you should try for the million bucks for pitching a perfect game
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last time i played a baseball video game
jch was single. was a renter. and i defeated him with a Micah Owings PH home run!!!
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I was going to
But I just looked at the requirements… you have to record the whole game and do everything completely perfect or they won’t count it.
"People don't kill people. Burning oreo packages kill people."
Yeah, I saw that and my first thought was
that there’s no way anyone ever does it exactly right so they’ll accept it. I’m sure they’ll find a loophole, or they’ve written code into the game to make it impossible to do completely perfectly.
"Penus, stale beer, and day old hot dogs. Love it"--justin007000
I think someone'll get it.
Someone did last year. It just seems like way too much work.
"People don't kill people. Burning oreo packages kill people."
whatever, I blame Keith
I try to include more people, and you hate
you’re racist!
by Highlifeman21 on Mar 8, 2011 11:33 PM EST up reply actions
I'm racist? You're the one who called him brown!
I propose you be punished with magma!
"He’s like if Ron Gant and Eric Davis had a white baby." -- GlennBraggsSwingAndMissBrokenBat on Drew Stubbs
he is brown!
and he’s the one that fooled us with magma!
by Highlifeman21 on Mar 9, 2011 9:13 PM EST up reply actions
Ohio wins their opening MAC tourney game 74-57
and life is good!
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So I'mma pull a jch
And one of my co-workers was a witness to it. She had to pick the guy out of a lineup and everything. Had detectives come to her house. It’s bad. The guy hit the lady so hard she was unconscious before she hit the ground.
"Penus, stale beer, and day old hot dogs. Love it"--justin007000
Did she stand over the woman and say, "You got knocked the FUCK out, man!"?
"He’s like if Ron Gant and Eric Davis had a white baby." -- GlennBraggsSwingAndMissBrokenBat on Drew Stubbs
And you know this, man!
"Those fellas make some good points," Baker said. "They're profane as hell, and they're probably gay, but they make some good points."
Dusty Baker on RR
by DTFH91 on Mar 9, 2011 6:55 AM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Exciting news
I’m apparently supposed to go in to get stuff taken care of to get credentials next week. Like… real government credentials. I’m gonna start wearing black sunglasses and a suit everywhere.
"People don't kill people. Burning oreo packages kill people."
you need one of those memory eraser sticks
those are cool!
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I think I'll ask for one.
Just to see the reaction.
"People don't kill people. Burning oreo packages kill people."
You mean I can't use them to pick up chicks?
"People don't kill people. Burning oreo packages kill people."
That's a lot of jakin'.
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Mar 8, 2011 9:27 PM EST up reply actions
Do I?
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Mar 8, 2011 9:34 PM EST up reply actions
And BTW: Kudos on the Pocahontas avatar idea, good sir.
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Mar 8, 2011 9:35 PM EST up reply actions
Fifteen cent wings always sounds like a winner.
I may be drunk, Miss, but in the morning I will be sober and you will still be ugly. ~ Winston Churchill
15 cent wings will burn your ass every time
"He’s like if Ron Gant and Eric Davis had a white baby." -- GlennBraggsSwingAndMissBrokenBat on Drew Stubbs
NEVER eat the food at Brother's
"He’s like if Ron Gant and Eric Davis had a white baby." -- GlennBraggsSwingAndMissBrokenBat on Drew Stubbs
the wings came from baby chicks
they were the size of pigeon wings. tasted like them also. but at 0.10 a wing they kinda hit the spot….like the dollar burger at Bar Louie!
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we should get ash to do a shot of the garlic sauce
you missed the initial mustard shot and the greek calamari leftover juice shot. OOOOOOOPAH!
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I was there too, with a camera!
"He’s like if Ron Gant and Eric Davis had a white baby." -- GlennBraggsSwingAndMissBrokenBat on Drew Stubbs
The wings are of surprisingly good quality for fifteen cents
Although I haven’t, um, processed them fully yet. I’ll let you know if your declaration holds up.
show is on...back in an hour
or during commercials…
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commercial already
one of first MLB host comments was watch out for first game vs STL. On Westie bday. HA!
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I was teh suck at YDKJ tonight
I’m going to self-mutilate now.
"He’s like if Ron Gant and Eric Davis had a white baby." -- GlennBraggsSwingAndMissBrokenBat on Drew Stubbs
Votto interview and Rolen interview were great
lets tee up Arroyo!
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you were the bride's maid though!
who was the big winner?
this guy
by Highlifeman21 on Mar 8, 2011 11:34 PM EST up reply actions
Slick Willie's 2011 lineup
LF Roberts
C Hanigan
1B Votto
3B Rolen
RF Bruce
CF Stubbs
2B Phillips
SS Janish
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Bip Roberts?
"He’s like if Ron Gant and Eric Davis had a white baby." -- GlennBraggsSwingAndMissBrokenBat on Drew Stubbs
I am willing to be my year's salary (which according to some is way too high!)
that that lineup never, ever gets used in 2011
"Penus, stale beer, and day old hot dogs. Love it"--justin007000
Turrible Turrible Turrible
Robin Roberys in LF ? Please
Dr. Serizawa: "If my device can serve a good purpose, i would announce it to everyone in the world! But in its current form, it's just a weapon of horrible destruction. Please understand, Ogata!"
Hideto Ogata: "I understand. But if we don't use your device against Godzilla, what are we going to do?"
halfway through the show
and MLB is nailing all the right issues with the ballclub. they have Wood as 4th SP and Homer/Leake fighting for 5th slot.
looking back to 1990 club;
Lewis can be Hatcher. Stubbs is ED44 Light. Bruce is light years above Oneill at that point. Votto blows away Hal/Benzinger. BP trumps Duncan. Sorry Paulie, Lark was the Votto of the 1990 club. Rolen equals Sabo if he plays 120. C is a push.
Edinson can be in the same ballpark as Rijo. Arroyo is a RHP Browning. Cueto can equal/beat Danny Jackson. Wood is da shit. Can Homer pull a Jack Armstrong and Breakout?
Granted, the bullpen isnt comparable. But it has some good arms. Aroldis can be Dibble though, no? Cordero is pitching for a contract…and Masset is a pro’s pro. I have no idea how to project Ondrusek, he may be a wild card. Bray reminds me of a Will McEnany type. hopefully.
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Kip Gross!
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Mar 8, 2011 10:48 PM EST up reply actions
Put on your finest suit, gents, Princeton and Harvard will be playing a game of basket on Saturday for the
Ivy League title.
/dashes off post-haste
//drinks fine brandy
///stops by the nickelodeon
////crashes dirigible into Cornell’s campus while yelling “Neophytes!!!!!!”
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Mar 9, 2011 12:24 AM EST reply actions 1 recs
"stops by the nickelodeon"
I thought you weren’t allowed near there after the “incident” with Carly?
"He’s like if Ron Gant and Eric Davis had a white baby." -- GlennBraggsSwingAndMissBrokenBat on Drew Stubbs
Nicely done, Petey!
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Mar 9, 2011 1:27 PM EST up reply actions
That's a coincidence and irrelevant!
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Mar 9, 2011 1:28 PM EST up reply actions
i drank my morning coffee while reading this thread
And I realized why I spend so much time on here. Sheer idiotic brilliance guys. I laughed so hard my mardis gras headache is now splitting. Cheers.
Set the gearshift to the high gear of your soul.
by Kevin Mitchell is Batman on Mar 9, 2011 8:52 AM EST via mobile reply actions
Speaking of Mardi Gras.
Apparently LB’s stupid evil dumb school is having some Mardi Gras party tonight. Do they not realize that Fat Tuesday was yesterday, and now they’re essentially just encouraging everyone to break whatever kind of resolutions they made for Lent? I’m pretty sure that holding a celebration on Ash Wednesday is some kind of blasphemy unless you’re Ash, because for her, it’s obviously a day named after her.
The sheer level of stupidity at that school with all facets of the world not associated directly with fine arts astounds me.
"People don't kill people. Burning oreo packages kill people."
by crolfer on Mar 9, 2011 9:28 AM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Your last sentence applies to almost all schools, corporations, and other organizations on the planet
Get used to it, kid.
"He’s like if Ron Gant and Eric Davis had a white baby." -- GlennBraggsSwingAndMissBrokenBat on Drew Stubbs
This place is even worse.
shudder
I helped her study for a theatre history exam for 30 minutes and probably could have managed an easy C on it, having never seen the material before and having zero background in theatre. Apparently about half the class failed it. And that’s the part that’s directly associated with fine arts.
"People don't kill people. Burning oreo packages kill people."
i hate that i miss out on these threads now.
i have so many off-topic comments to throw in but it’s too late.
Yep
If you are going to go off topic, this is the place to do it.
I did 50 pushups yesterday!
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by Charlie Scrabbles on Mar 9, 2011 11:47 AM EST up reply actions
i just placed my trash at the curb for Fri pickup!
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I'm currently eating Golden Grahams
Then it’s on to Lucky Charms!
/healthylunch’d
"Penus, stale beer, and day old hot dogs. Love it"--justin007000
On Monday a flight attendant was slightly rude to me, and it made me sad!
"there no countrey called west xylophone" Youtube
Did you fuck her?
I CHUBB WHEN STUBBS CLUBBS!
by PeteyHendrix on Mar 9, 2011 1:19 PM EST up reply actions 3 recs
Yeah, I thought of this joke, and it make me lol.
I wasn’t sure I should post it, but andro knows it’s a joke (she’s smart, you know), plus it makes the sexist blunder that the flight attendant is a woman, and that andro gets turned on by stewardesses, all of which is absurd.
And I thought that at least 2 of you would lol at the blunt force joke trauma, so in the end, I did it for the kids.
I CHUBB WHEN STUBBS CLUBBS!
my kids?
"He’s like if Ron Gant and Eric Davis had a white baby." -- GlennBraggsSwingAndMissBrokenBat on Drew Stubbs
All of them!
(Did I do that right?)
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Mar 9, 2011 2:45 PM EST up reply actions
this sounds a lot like justin's train story
by Highlifeman21 on Mar 9, 2011 9:16 PM EST up reply actions
they were severely rude to me
"If you have selfish ignorant citizens you're gonna get selfish ignorant leaders."-George Carlin
by justin007000 on Mar 10, 2011 6:02 PM EST up reply actions
My company fed me for the third time this week today!
Highlight of the lunch – hearing the CEO refer to a hot dog as “tube steak”. Good times.
"He’s like if Ron Gant and Eric Davis had a white baby." -- GlennBraggsSwingAndMissBrokenBat on Drew Stubbs
you should subscribe to my 4 day window of opportunity
sometimes during the season I just can’t keep up with all the RR has to offer, and I have a feeling I’ll have plenty to say in 2011
by Highlifeman21 on Mar 9, 2011 9:16 PM EST up reply actions
I love that maybe 10 of the 300+ comments have to do with the show.
Here is their Reds all-time single season lineup:
SS – Barry Larkin (‘96)
2B – Joe Morgan (’76)
1B – Joey Votto (2010)
RF – Frank Robinson (‘62)
LF – George Foster (’77)
C – Johnny Bench (‘70)
3B – Tony Perez (’70)
CF – Griffey Jr. (2000)
P – Tom Seaver (‘81)
Would you make any changes? I might swap out Eric Davis (’87) for Griffey in CF. I’d rather have Davis in his prime than Griffey in his decline phase.
Don't do crack, drink chocolate milk and enjoy every moment.
that team would fucking rake by the way.
Don't do crack, drink chocolate milk and enjoy every moment.
I'd prefer Dolf Loque 1923 to Seaver 1981.
Dolf went 27-8 with an ERA+ of 201. He had 23 complete games, 6 shutouts, 2 saves, and compiled 322 innings while allowing only 2 home runs with a WAR of 9.9
Seaver 1981 isn’t even in the top 10, methinks.
I CHUBB WHEN STUBBS CLUBBS!
Methinks
They never figured to look back that far.
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by Charlie Scrabbles on Mar 9, 2011 1:31 PM EST up reply actions
Griffey in 2000 was still awesome.
If this is for only one year, that team stacks up with anybody’s.
Tom Seaver was very good in 1981
but an ERA of 2.54 while excellent is hardly an elite single season achievement.
"If you have selfish ignorant citizens you're gonna get selfish ignorant leaders."-George Carlin
by justin007000 on Mar 11, 2011 7:59 PM EST up reply actions
My baseball related comment
I now have opening day tickets, woo hoo!
"He’s like if Ron Gant and Eric Davis had a white baby." -- GlennBraggsSwingAndMissBrokenBat on Drew Stubbs
I had an orange for lunch!
And I almost wore a tie today, but then I didn’t!
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by Charlie Scrabbles on Mar 9, 2011 2:16 PM EST up reply actions
i went to Chili's for lunch and regretted it almost immediately.
then i had to talk to the hot intern for 20 minutes and tried my damndest not to fart.
by GrooveLeg on Mar 9, 2011 2:27 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
You're married now
You should have farted.
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by Charlie Scrabbles on Mar 9, 2011 2:29 PM EST up reply actions
"Oooohhhhh, that was one awsome blossom!"
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by Charlie Scrabbles on Mar 9, 2011 2:32 PM EST up reply actions
Grrrr
*Awesome blossom
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by Charlie Scrabbles on Mar 9, 2011 2:32 PM EST up reply actions
Nope
Outback has the bloomin’ onion. Don’t talk to me about my midwestern chain restaurants, city boy :)
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by Charlie Scrabbles on Mar 9, 2011 2:36 PM EST up reply actions
or, "WHO LET THE DOGS OUT? WOOF, WOOF WOOF WOOF!"
"He’s like if Ron Gant and Eric Davis had a white baby." -- GlennBraggsSwingAndMissBrokenBat on Drew Stubbs
You take the risk of sharting when you try to fart in public
Then it comes to be that the soothing light at the end of your tunnel, is just a freight train coming your way...
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Doo or doo not. There is no try.
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by Charlie Scrabbles on Mar 9, 2011 2:54 PM EST up reply actions 4 recs
I wore a tie for a job interview yesterday!
And then later that day, a bum told me he was envious of my beard! He couldn’t even grow one that bushy!
Considering this interview was at a hoity-toity historic mansion and decorative arts collection, I’m not getting a job!
"Your beard is weird! Your 'stache is trash!"
Suck luck, pal.
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by Charlie Scrabbles on Mar 9, 2011 2:31 PM EST up reply actions
Seeing people with beards in suits makes me giggle
"He’s like if Ron Gant and Eric Davis had a white baby." -- GlennBraggsSwingAndMissBrokenBat on Drew Stubbs
i had a bum tell me i had a nice coat in Memphis
either he wanted my coat or he wanted my penus.
"If you have selfish ignorant citizens you're gonna get selfish ignorant leaders."-George Carlin
by justin007000 on Mar 10, 2011 6:10 PM EST up reply actions
Maybe he was referring to your winter pelt.
Time to Mangroomer™.
I CHUBB WHEN STUBBS CLUBBS!
by PeteyHendrix on Mar 10, 2011 7:44 PM EST up reply actions
Or maybe a merkin!
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Mar 10, 2011 8:33 PM EST up reply actions
I did not, got lucky instead
"He’s like if Ron Gant and Eric Davis had a white baby." -- GlennBraggsSwingAndMissBrokenBat on Drew Stubbs
Akili Smith 2: Play-For-Play Boogaloo
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Mar 9, 2011 2:47 PM EST up reply actions 3 recs
Please God No
Then it comes to be that the soothing light at the end of your tunnel, is just a freight train coming your way...
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