Seriously Serious Issue - Funniest Comedian
So.....who's the funniest comedian of all time? Who else is in the running for top spot on your list? Why?
Like the musical SIS's this one is a loaded question. I'm hoping that many people go with their honest opinion as opposed to going with the option they feel is most likely to solidify their online persona as Hip & Cool. (Its my guess that, in these parts, Mitch Hedberg is the Black Keys of comedy)
i I've followed comedy pretty closely for the past 30 years and I have my own personal favorties also, some legendary and some not nearly as well known.
For my money I have to nominate Bill Cosby. No, not the post Cosby show Bill Cosby...but, rather, the Bill Cosby from the I Spy television series years. The Bill Cosby from Fat Albert tv show years. Brilliant. And, he did it (almost without fail) totally clean.
Ladies and gentlemen, start your engines and post your nominations below!
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As I stated on the twitter
My favorite comedian of all time is Norm MacDonald. Mitch Hedberg is indeed a close 2nd.
Of course Carlin & Chris Rock are way up there too.
I heard some standup from Demetri Martin this week & it was surprisingly good.
Comedians get no extra consideration from me for working clean. I don’t care if you use bad words or not, I just want you to be funny
i respect your opinion
but i don’t think McDonald or Hedberg make too many comic critics top 10.
I thought Sam Kinison was funnier than Mitch in the “Short Career” comic category
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Oh, now there's a guy who grated on my nerves.
He was occasionally funny, sure, but that fucking screaming bit made me hate him.
Wear something sexy to my funeral.
i agree
i’ve heard a lot of kinnison on old episodes of Howard Stern.
I don’t think he was funny at all. Just annoying.
just watched a VH1 show on Kinnison
a lot of the Big Comics were very complimentary of Sam K and his “genius”. i don’t think he’s a comedian who you listen to the same bit over and over…but the first go round he was fantastic.
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Kinnison had amusing shock value
He wasn’t afraid to make light of serious situations. His problem was he didn’t know how to transition out of a topic very well.
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Agreed. I never liked Kinnison. He was angry, yeah, but a lot of it seemed forced and wasy annoying.
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Mar 7, 2011 4:13 PM EST up reply actions
Can I get have "Not Dane Cook" for $200, Alex?
"People don't kill people. Burning oreo packages kill people."
Mencia is the worst.
There’s no going down from there.
"Aroldis Chapman is a seven course meal followed by four hours of sex on the table with a nymphomaniac model heiress who owns her own brewery." - jch24
by BK on Mar 6, 2011 7:14 PM EST up reply actions
Well played pops. Fuck Branson.
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Mar 7, 2011 5:29 PM EST up reply actions
In Russia, Ohio
town misspells you!
Press spacebar to die!
by Charlie Scrabbles on Mar 7, 2011 5:34 PM EST up reply actions
/throws tomato
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Mar 7, 2011 5:58 PM EST up reply actions
Fuck you!
I don’t have to impress you assholes!
/kicks tomato
/pops wheelie on my bmx
Press spacebar to die!
by Charlie Scrabbles on Mar 7, 2011 8:32 PM EST up reply actions
/makes fun of you because it's yore sister's bike.
The true harbinger of spring is not crocuses or swallows returning to Capistrano, but the sound of the bat on the ball.
Bill Veeck
I'm not even sure how he got his own show.
"People don't kill people. Burning oreo packages kill people."
Foxworthy (and the blue collar guys) and Mencia are the worst
I don’t even think of Mencia as a comedian
"Did you see this? Did you hear about this"

(Apperently he was pretty good when he started out, but now. . . not so much)
"Those fellas make some good points," Baker said. "They're profane as hell, and they're probably gay, but they make some good points."
Dusty Baker on RR
by DTFH91 on Mar 6, 2011 7:22 PM EST up reply actions 3 recs
he came to my college back when I was there
and he was really funny. he did a bit about trying to get his parents to use the remote control that I still laugh at.
haven’t watched him in years though.
"The USA despite its flaws and corruption and overall messiness is still a great and powerful instrument of freedom and hope for the entire world." - Madville
Hm
Ironic how he used to make fun of people who don’t know how to use the remote control, but now that’s his only demographic and the only reason why he still has a show.
"Aroldis Chapman is a seven course meal followed by four hours of sex on the table with a nymphomaniac model heiress who owns her own brewery." - jch24
by BK on Mar 7, 2011 8:18 AM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Boom! Perfect.
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Mar 7, 2011 5:30 PM EST up reply actions
I have heard universally that Leno is great at stand-up in person, but that his nightly monologues are not digestible.
The true harbinger of spring is not crocuses or swallows returning to Capistrano, but the sound of the bat on the ball.
Bill Veeck
I kind of enjoy Gabriel Iglesias.
And Pablo Francisco a bit. I haven’t really heard Norm MacDonald, but I started following his twitter feed during the Oscar’s and I’d definitely like to hear some of his stuff.
My uncle actually did comedy for a long time. He’s in insurance now, so he wasn’t overly successful, but he did work with a ton of really big name guys. He said Jerry Seinfeld was a pretty nice guy, Dave Chapelle was a wonderful guy when he wasn’t stoned. He did some work with Jeff Dunham… I don’t really think Dunham’s that funny, but apparently he’s a really nice guy. Jeff Foxworthy is apparently a really nice guy too.
I need to ask him who the assholes are. I’ll let you guys know later.
"People don't kill people. Burning oreo packages kill people."
I saw a Pablo Francisco special on Comedy Central back in college and really liked him
I picked up his comedy album about a year or two ago, and it was really disappointing. He does good voicework, but sometimes gets a little too racist with his ethnic jokes. And not racist in a funny way, which is absolutely possible, but racist in a lazy way.
Jeff Dunham’s popularity is mystifying.
Same here on Dunham
Not sure how he managed to get his own half hour show.
"Aroldis Chapman is a seven course meal followed by four hours of sex on the table with a nymphomaniac model heiress who owns her own brewery." - jch24
by BK on Mar 6, 2011 7:43 PM EST up reply actions
Two and a Half Men is (was?) the #1 comedy on TV...
Larry the Cable Guy is hugely popular…weird shit happens in this country.
What does a mama bear on the pill have in common with the World Series? No cubs.
So... he gets racist in a Carlos Mencia way?
"People don't kill people. Burning oreo packages kill people."
Carlin.
Then everyone else. Don’t get me wrong, Pryor was a genius, but it’s Carlin for me.
Wear something sexy to my funeral.
Carlin got really unfunny right before he died
his last HBO special was almost unwatchable. But he probably has more hilarious material than anyone else.
It was more sad than unwatchable for me.
I was watching a hero die. Both literally and figuratively.
Wear something sexy to my funeral.
Now, my favorite also-rans
Bill Hicks
Mitch Hedberg
Chris Rock
Lenny Bruce
Rodney Dangerfield
……all geniuses in very different ways.
Wear something sexy to my funeral.
I take issue
with the inclusion of Steve Martin. I get what he was going for, it was just not funny. Making fun of making fun is a novel idea, but ultimately navel gazing. And unfunny.
Wear something sexy to my funeral.
Leary stole almost all his shit. "Asshole" is his one original, good piece. Everything else is straight theft.
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Mar 7, 2011 5:33 PM EST up reply actions
Yes.
Those are the other reasons. And, even if I didn’t know those things I’d still never put him in the top 50 comics of all time.
Wear something sexy to my funeral.
One of my buddies got ripped off by Leary.
The true harbinger of spring is not crocuses or swallows returning to Capistrano, but the sound of the bat on the ball.
Bill Veeck
That's no surprise. Dude steals from everyone.
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Mar 7, 2011 9:32 PM EST up reply actions
It was part of his coffee bit: Mocha-chino, frappachino, Al Pacino...
The true harbinger of spring is not crocuses or swallows returning to Capistrano, but the sound of the bat on the ball.
Bill Veeck
Ah, I know exactly of what you speak.
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Mar 8, 2011 4:41 PM EST up reply actions
I've seen that guy before! I watched a ton of Comedy Central in HS and college.
I don’t remember what stand-up shot I saw him on though.
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Mar 9, 2011 8:25 PM EST up reply actions
You saw him in a 1999 episode of Premium Blend.
He was also on MTV a lot, on Singled Out and The Lyricist Lounge Show.
I CHUBB WHEN STUBBS CLUBBS!
by PeteyHendrix on Mar 10, 2011 1:56 AM EST up reply actions
Premium Blend is most certainly it because I did not watch those other shows.
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Mar 10, 2011 3:21 PM EST up reply actions
Then you likely saw all of the Premium Blend episodes I edited. :)
I CHUBB WHEN STUBBS CLUBBS!
by PeteyHendrix on Mar 10, 2011 6:04 PM EST up reply actions
Sweet! I didn't know you edited PB? Was it just that episode or were there a few others?
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Mar 10, 2011 8:21 PM EST up reply actions
I did a bunch in the late 90s.
I CHUBB WHEN STUBBS CLUBBS!
by PeteyHendrix on Mar 11, 2011 5:48 PM EST up reply actions
Cool. Any acts that were so painful you really had to work to make them funny?
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Mar 12, 2011 12:07 PM EST up reply actions
Not really.
Vernon Chapman is an Emmy-winning writer whose stuff was a little too smart for the crowd, though. And there was a musical comedy troupe whose song everyone thought was too long, but not able to be edited shorter. Luckily, music editing is one of my specialties. I can’t for the life of me find the name of the group…
I CHUBB WHEN STUBBS CLUBBS!
by PeteyHendrix on Mar 13, 2011 6:54 PM EDT up reply actions
I honestly haven't heard most of those guys
I’ll try and give them a listen when I have a shot. Any specific skits that people would recommend?
"People don't kill people. Burning oreo packages kill people."
I've heard some of his stuff.
I love the golf skit.
"People don't kill people. Burning oreo packages kill people."
I find it best to listen to them in small doses.
"People don't kill people. Burning oreo packages kill people."
Usually.
He absolutely died his last time out. Just crashed and burned.
Wear something sexy to my funeral.
Robin Williams
is part of a group of comedians who got lucky and were in the business when cable TV came around and was looking for edgy humor. There were a lot of them on the comedy shows that proliferated at the time.
Women as well.
Paula Poundstone, Elaine Boosler … Rosie O’Donnell got her start there, Whoopi Goldberg, another. Lots of women who could finally use the word “orgasm” on TV and get away with it because it was cable.
They were funny in stretches but most of them needed something else and went into acting. There, they stopped being funny and started trying to become actors, playing different roles, some funny, some not.
They are all still around, getting old and pretending their humor is still as funny as it was. It was just funnier than the Sonny and Cher hour, is all.
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Which is why Jimmy Fallon does him so well. Both are annoying and unfunny.
Hey Jimmy, just because you laugh doesn’t make the sketch any funnier you jackass!!!
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Mar 7, 2011 5:35 PM EST up reply actions
Louis CK and Donald Glover are two of my favorites
"Those fellas make some good points," Baker said. "They're profane as hell, and they're probably gay, but they make some good points."
Dusty Baker on RR
by DTFH91 on Mar 6, 2011 7:12 PM EST reply actions 1 recs
I saw Louis CK back in maybe 2004 down in Newport
dude was definitely funny
by Highlifeman21 on Mar 6, 2011 8:11 PM EST up reply actions
Louis C.K. is one of the funniest working currently
Donald Glover is a heck of a comedian, but he’s a more talented rapper.
"Aroldis Chapman is a seven course meal followed by four hours of sex on the table with a nymphomaniac model heiress who owns her own brewery." - jch24
by BK on Mar 6, 2011 7:16 PM EST up reply actions
Not sure if he counts as a technical comedian
But Peter Schickele (PDQ Bach) is some of the most brilliant stuff on earth.
"People don't kill people. Burning oreo packages kill people."
Blake Clark did one of the funniest stand up specials I've ever seen
I wish I could remember the name of it.
Some of my friends really like Mike Birbiglia.
I don’t think I’ve ever heard him though.
"People don't kill people. Burning oreo packages kill people."
Very funny
"Aroldis Chapman is a seven course meal followed by four hours of sex on the table with a nymphomaniac model heiress who owns her own brewery." - jch24
by BK on Mar 6, 2011 7:22 PM EST up reply actions
I'm a Birbiglia fan.
I haven’t caught him live, but I really enjoyed some of his specials and some of the stuff NPR picks up.
He puts me right to sleep.
HA!
The true harbinger of spring is not crocuses or swallows returning to Capistrano, but the sound of the bat on the ball.
Bill Veeck
He's meh.
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Mar 7, 2011 5:36 PM EST up reply actions
i used to like Steven Wright as a teenager
then his career fizzled like a dropped bottle of tonic water.
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I like Wright a lot too
The droll delivery was hilarious.
What does a mama bear on the pill have in common with the World Series? No cubs.
by DocRam on Mar 6, 2011 7:30 PM EST via mobile up reply actions
Yeah can't believe I forgot him too.
Still love that guy. Amazing talent. I think Hedberg did some liberal borrowing there in terms of style.
Wear something sexy to my funeral.
Norm's my favorite
Carlin was hilarious (didn’t catch his last HBO special but he had one in the mid-late 90s I loved…think it was called ‘You Are All Diseased’?)
I used to love Sandler in high school (the HBO special that featured The Goat) but he’s either lost it or I’ve out grown him.
Rock’s ‘Bigger Blacker & More’ is hilarious and easily quotable.
Harland Williams used to crack me up. I’d look forward to him on Conan…but haven’t heard from him in a while.
There’s a comedian who performed on Letterman that I just recently saw on YouTube but can’t for the life of me think of his name.
What does a mama bear on the pill have in common with the World Series? No cubs.
by DocRam on Mar 6, 2011 7:26 PM EST via mobile reply actions
Harland Williams was on Conan last week and tore it up
"Aroldis Chapman is a seven course meal followed by four hours of sex on the table with a nymphomaniac model heiress who owns her own brewery." - jch24
by BK on Mar 6, 2011 7:27 PM EST up reply actions
I contend that I agree with this statement
"Aroldis Chapman is a seven course meal followed by four hours of sex on the table with a nymphomaniac model heiress who owns her own brewery." - jch24
by BK on Mar 6, 2011 7:29 PM EST up reply actions
"You Are All Diseased" was the album that made me fall in love with Carlin and stand-up in general.
“Not good, Bruno. You smell like an anchovie’s cunt” is one of my favorite lines of all time.
Going back, “YAAD” isn’t even close to his best special but it’s the first one I really fell in love with and is still my favorite.
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Mar 7, 2011 5:40 PM EST up reply actions
I stopped by the Borders store near my job that's closing
I picked up this Carlin album off your say so. I’m really looking forward to listening to it.
by Brendanukkah on Mar 10, 2011 10:35 AM EST up reply actions
Well, Christ. Now there's pressure.
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Mar 10, 2011 3:22 PM EST up reply actions
Both Borders stores in Columbus are closing down
My company told me I should talk to their managers to see if they are interested in enrolling in our management training program. I was inconsolable with laughter.
Press spacebar to die!
by Charlie Scrabbles on Mar 10, 2011 4:05 PM EST up reply actions
I agree with the old Cosby stuff take
And Hedberg is one of the absolute best.
Aziz Ansari and Ricky Gervais are both surprisingly good too.
"Aroldis Chapman is a seven course meal followed by four hours of sex on the table with a nymphomaniac model heiress who owns her own brewery." - jch24
And by "surprisingly", I mean
it’s surprising in the sense that both of those guys are funny on TV shows but I didn’t expect them to be as good as they are at stand-up
"Aroldis Chapman is a seven course meal followed by four hours of sex on the table with a nymphomaniac model heiress who owns her own brewery." - jch24
by BK on Mar 6, 2011 7:30 PM EST up reply actions
Aziz is awesome
Especially on Parks and Rec
"Those fellas make some good points," Baker said. "They're profane as hell, and they're probably gay, but they make some good points."
Dusty Baker on RR
I think he was first awesome on Flight of the Conchords.
But I don’t actually know if that was before or after him on Scrubs.
"there no countrey called west xylophone" Youtube
i should have said
he was first awesome to me on scrubs.
i want to watch flight of the conchords, but it’s the hardest show ever to track down. hbo on deman doesn’t show it & neither does netflix instant stream
I must have stopped watching scrubs by the time he was on that show
but yeah, that dude is definitely funny
by Highlifeman21 on Mar 6, 2011 8:13 PM EST up reply actions
I think Season 6 (maybe 7) was the last season I watched
the one where doctor JD knocked up (Kim maybe?) had her baby
by Highlifeman21 on Mar 6, 2011 8:25 PM EST up reply actions
she is seriously unfunny
Do you like The Vagina Monologues?
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im stunned you haven't seen that show
i have no idea if its funny. isnt that Sarah Silverman?
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is Hee Haw funny?
Nashville gift shops seems to hold it in high esteem…somebody’s gotta be buying that stuff, no?
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my mom & grandparents really thought hee haw was funny
i used to have to watch it when i was really little. i don’t remember enough about it to tell you if it was funny or not.
Hee Haw was the redneck version of Laugh In
A few central characters were funny inside their roles but all in all, it got to be very redundant. There was no real satire involved though they made the attempt to make us think there was. It wasn’t very funny after the first season or two.
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No...say it ain't so John!
Dr. Serizawa: "If my device can serve a good purpose, i would announce it to everyone in the world! But in its current form, it's just a weapon of horrible destruction. Please understand, Ogata!"
Hideto Ogata: "I understand. But if we don't use your device against Godzilla, what are we going to do?"
I like Natasha Leggero
"Those fellas make some good points," Baker said. "They're profane as hell, and they're probably gay, but they make some good points."
Dusty Baker on RR
nope
I’m a professional comedian in LA and I have to hear this chick’s act every night. It’s painful.
by RedHotHollywood on Mar 9, 2011 1:43 PM EST up reply actions
I saw Amy Schumer about a year ago opening for Dave Chappelle
I went and saw her again a few weeks ago when she was headlining and she’s gotten even better. Probably does my favorite abortion joke I’ve ever heard. She got her break on Last Comic Standing, and I think now she cohosts some sort of show with Mark Hoppus. She doesn’t have an album yet, I don’t think, but I’m pretty sure she’s done a special. If you see her coming by, I highly recommend her.
Maria Bamford
"Aroldis Chapman is a seven course meal followed by four hours of sex on the table with a nymphomaniac model heiress who owns her own brewery." - jch24
by BK on Mar 6, 2011 7:53 PM EST up reply actions
seriously, I want nothing to do with your next newsletter after this weekend
some of the revelations from you this weekend, earth-shattering
by Highlifeman21 on Mar 6, 2011 8:14 PM EST up reply actions
Judges?
we’ll allow it
other acceptable answers:
Zip’s is the best burger in Cincinnati
Montgomery Inn is overrated
by Highlifeman21 on Mar 6, 2011 8:26 PM EST up reply actions
For the record
I think Heisey is a better CF/leadoff option than Drew Stubbs in 2011.
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Dave Attell's "Skanks for the Memories" is consistently hilarious to me
The only other comedy albums I have are the Pablo Francisco one I mentioned, a bunch of Eddie Izzard, a bunch of David Cross, and one or two Bill Hicks albums.
I think Eddie Izzard is great.
In fact, I’m going to watch Live From Wembley on Netflix right damn now.
"there no countrey called west xylophone" Youtube
Oh, whoops
I also own the Mitch Hedburg albums. And a number of Black Keys albums for that matter.
by Brendanukkah on Mar 7, 2011 10:21 AM EST up reply actions
of the blue collar guys
i think foxworthy is occasionally funny, ron white is really funny & the rest of them are turrible
I can occasionally tolerate Ron White...
but really don’t get the appeal of any of them.
What does a mama bear on the pill have in common with the World Series? No cubs.
it could be that ron white is only funny in comparison
but i think he’s much better than those other guys
i think The Smothers Brothers are genuinely funnier than those other guys
Buy RED: My Uncensored Life in Rock by Sammy Hagar, today
Steve Elkington would
“you, your f-bombs, and your yo-yos… and take it all away”
"Aroldis Chapman is a seven course meal followed by four hours of sex on the table with a nymphomaniac model heiress who owns her own brewery." - jch24
by BK on Mar 6, 2011 8:04 PM EST up reply actions
And had better musical guests
One of the great moments in rock history (Pete Moon packing his drum kit with too many explosives, causing Pete Townshend to go deaf) happened on the Smothers Brothers Show.
preach
The true harbinger of spring is not crocuses or swallows returning to Capistrano, but the sound of the bat on the ball.
Bill Veeck
I'm not a Blue Collar person
but of those guys, I actually like Bill Engvall the best as far as stand-up goes
Swanson Pyramid of Greatness
Handshakes — Firm, Dry, Solid. 3 seconds.
by cesarhernandez on Mar 6, 2011 8:02 PM EST up reply actions
My dad used to say that...
and I was never more embarrassed to be around him. It would have been before the Blue Collar thing blew up so I have no idea where he heard him.
What does a mama bear on the pill have in common with the World Series? No cubs.
soon after foxworthy made his videos
engvall made a “here’s your sign” “song” that was basically his here’s your sign bit set to music. it was played constantly on CMT. this was years before the blue collar comedy tour
I just Engvall on those Blue Collar things
Not familiar with the ’here’s your sign’ bit. Guess I’m glad I’m not familar with it.
Swanson Pyramid of Greatness
Handshakes — Firm, Dry, Solid. 3 seconds.
by cesarhernandez on Mar 6, 2011 8:15 PM EST up reply actions
rednecks generally don't have a good sense of humor
therefore, i wouldnt imagine they’d care for talented comedians.
foxworthy was funny in his heyday. now he’s kind of like fat bobby brown rehashing My Prerogative. its not the same…
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larry and bill are turrible
I would pay money to see Ron, and possibly even Foxworthy
I would pay money not to see the other two ass clowns
by Highlifeman21 on Mar 6, 2011 8:16 PM EST up reply actions
This.
Even though I’ll admit that I enjoyed the original “Here’s Your Sign” bit before the Blue Collar stuff came out.
/ducks
"Aroldis Chapman is a seven course meal followed by four hours of sex on the table with a nymphomaniac model heiress who owns her own brewery." - jch24
by BK on Mar 6, 2011 8:19 PM EST up reply actions
I never saw it until the Blue Collar stuff
so I’ll trust your judgment that it might have been funny
by Highlifeman21 on Mar 6, 2011 8:28 PM EST up reply actions
I thought it was funny when I was early in high school
"Aroldis Chapman is a seven course meal followed by four hours of sex on the table with a nymphomaniac model heiress who owns her own brewery." - jch24
by BK on Mar 6, 2011 8:29 PM EST up reply actions
Ron Whote far and away is the funniest of those 4
Bill Engvall is the worst of the 4
Then it comes to be that the soothing light at the end of your tunnel, is just a freight train coming your way...
@btcoop71
I agree with your first point
Dan “Larry the Cable Guy” Whitney is the worst of the 4.
"Aroldis Chapman is a seven course meal followed by four hours of sex on the table with a nymphomaniac model heiress who owns her own brewery." - jch24
by BK on Mar 7, 2011 6:24 PM EST up reply actions
My wife swears
that my uncle is the Real Larry the Cable Guy. I don’t see the resemblance, and I think she just says that because she’s a sweet little suburban middle class Jew who’s never met more than 2 authentic rednecks before in her life. “My people are as diverse as any other stereotype!” I shout at her, but she just drinks her Dr. Brown’s and counts her money, paying me no mind.
Press spacebar to die!
by Charlie Scrabbles on Mar 7, 2011 8:36 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
saw a recent documentary on comedy
and i saw a name/face from the pace. Ritch Shydner. I thought his “Canyon Man” schtick was fantabulous. Used to slay me.
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i never cared for Richard Lewis or Dice Clay...
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richard lewis on stand-up
brutal
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by cesarhernandez on Mar 6, 2011 8:06 PM EST up reply actions
i tried to make a list of funny jewish comedians
i went here & made it through the b’s before i realized it was going to be an impossibly long list.
Yeah
As bad as some of his movies are, he’s a pretty beastly comedian.
"People don't kill people. Burning oreo packages kill people."
Yeah, like 15 years ago
Now he’s just a jerk that never grew up, like every jerk in American Suburbia.
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by Charlie Scrabbles on Mar 6, 2011 10:33 PM EST up reply actions
Everyone's a jerk. You. Me. This jerk.
"Red Reporter - An elitist clique full of like-minded douchebags." - BK
x

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Bill Veeck
Operaman!!!!!
The true harbinger of spring is not crocuses or swallows returning to Capistrano, but the sound of the bat on the ball.
Bill Veeck
Woody Allen
High five!
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by Charlie Scrabbles on Mar 6, 2011 9:50 PM EST up reply actions
Woody Allen is without a doubt one of the creepiest so called comedians on the face of the earth.
I am the HLM2 of comedian criticism
Dr. Serizawa: "If my device can serve a good purpose, i would announce it to everyone in the world! But in its current form, it's just a weapon of horrible destruction. Please understand, Ogata!"
Hideto Ogata: "I understand. But if we don't use your device against Godzilla, what are we going to do?"
I agree with Mads
Woody Allen is creepy and a pedophile.
and just not funny at all
by Highlifeman21 on Mar 6, 2011 10:27 PM EST up reply actions
Some of his written stuff is fantastic too.
But the guy is a genius in the sense that not only was he a fantastic comedian, but also wrote and oversaw two of the greatest movies in cinema.
Oh, and his lighthearted stuff like “Sleeper” and “Broadway Danny Rose” are classics too.
what would be these two greatest movies in cinema?
by Highlifeman21 on Mar 6, 2011 10:40 PM EST up reply actions
'tHan got it.
Annie Hall and Manhattan are two of the best (I didn’t say the two greatest since “Casablanca” and a few others have to be in there somewhere).
Zelig is a fine one too. “Annie Hall” really is the movie by which all other romantic comedies are judged. “Manhattan,” on the other hand, is fantastic and its use of Gershwin’s music can really only be compared to Fantasia.
I don't mean to offend you, but is English your first language?
by FordhamRam on Mar 6, 2011 11:05 PM EST up reply actions 2 recs
I should have clarified
Annie Hall, Manhattan, Zelig were the ones I’d never heard of
I’m a fan of the Gershwins, and Fantasia is some of my favorite music.
In terms of Woody Allen flicks, that would be one trivia category I’d fail miserably
by Highlifeman21 on Mar 7, 2011 11:43 PM EST up reply actions
Haha, that was kind of a funny sequence.
"People don't kill people. Burning oreo packages kill people."
I've not heard of any of them and English is my native language
Well as much as it can be, being raised in Kentucky and all.
"He’s like if Ron Gant and Eric Davis had a white baby." -- GlennBraggsSwingAndMissBrokenBat on Drew Stubbs
Exactly.
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Mar 8, 2011 5:30 PM EST up reply actions
i liked Star Wars better than Annie Hall that year
I was only 7…
But i still like SW over AH today. Woody Allen is a fucktard.
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by obc2 on Mar 8, 2011 7:49 PM EST up reply actions 2 recs
i even like his late 90's through current stuff
and i even liked billy bob thornton doing his woody allen impression in bandits.
I respect your opinion
I just do not agree with it
by Highlifeman21 on Mar 6, 2011 10:39 PM EST up reply actions
Annie Hall + Diane Keaton = Sally Fields meets Charlie Sheen on acid.
that’s all I have to say about it.
Dr. Serizawa: "If my device can serve a good purpose, i would announce it to everyone in the world! But in its current form, it's just a weapon of horrible destruction. Please understand, Ogata!"
Hideto Ogata: "I understand. But if we don't use your device against Godzilla, what are we going to do?"
Patton Oswalt is really funny, I think.
But I haven’t really seen a lot from him.
What does a mama bear on the pill have in common with the World Series? No cubs.
patton oswalt makes me feel uneasy
he’s gives a feeling of creepiness, but also feeling sorry for him. i don’t find him particularly funny though.
I definitely get the creepy part.
I think that’s part of what makes me laugh.
What does a mama bear on the pill have in common with the World Series? No cubs.
when I think of pedophiles
I think of him
by Highlifeman21 on Mar 6, 2011 8:29 PM EST up reply actions
He's one of my favorites going right now
but I’m not a big follower of the stand up comedian scene, so I’m more of a quiet listener in this conversation.
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by Charlie Scrabbles on Mar 6, 2011 9:52 PM EST up reply actions
When is the DL Hughley RR comedy tour stop?
its coming up, no???
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i need to get tix for one of those shows
he slays me. especially his improv.
tip: don’t sit near the front.
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Just hearing Bernie Mac's voice cracks me up.
What does a mama bear on the pill have in common with the World Series? No cubs.
Wow, I find DL to be anti-funny.
The true harbinger of spring is not crocuses or swallows returning to Capistrano, but the sound of the bat on the ball.
Bill Veeck
Chappelle, Steven Wright are up there for me
Also like Lewis Black a lot.
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Really? That's disappointing
I’ve liked the specials I’ve seen on TV. Of course, comedians usually save their best stuff for TV.
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by cesarhernandez on Mar 6, 2011 8:17 PM EST up reply actions
He's a tough one to gauge for me
I think a lot of his material is funny, but he cheapens it by the whole “screaming it so people think it’s funnier” bit.
"Aroldis Chapman is a seven course meal followed by four hours of sex on the table with a nymphomaniac model heiress who owns her own brewery." - jch24
by BK on Mar 6, 2011 8:20 PM EST up reply actions
In works in a small segment on The Daily Show
I like seeing him look like he’s going to have an aneurysm. John Belushi did this almost perfectly in his “Luck of the Irish” report on Weekend Update. But when you stretch it out, it gets old fast.
A guy I can't stand these days but used to like...
Dennis Miller. I loved his rants on HBO.
What does a mama bear on the pill have in common with the World Series? No cubs.
his last comedy special had one phenomenal bit
about his Filipino maid/au pair meeting frank sinatra
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I haven't seen/heard him for a while.
Last I knew he was doing a show on Fox News or MSNBC or something…but that was a couple of years ago.
What does a mama bear on the pill have in common with the World Series? No cubs.
Yeah Dennis Miller
He’s turned into kinda a wingnut
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by cesarhernandez on Mar 6, 2011 8:12 PM EST up reply actions
As Chris Rock once said to him:
“What’s up with the obscure references? We want to get the joke.”
Wear something sexy to my funeral.
yes she is, so cute
"He’s like if Ron Gant and Eric Davis had a white baby." -- GlennBraggsSwingAndMissBrokenBat on Drew Stubbs
Artie Lange did it for me back in the day
once he became a huge addict of everything when he got huge on the Stern show, he became less funny
I remember this one skit he did on MadTv about some drunk American President that to this day was absolutely hilarious
as for others not mentioned:
Chappelle (someone mentioned him)
Eddie Murphy (Raw, anyone?)
Russell Peters
Katt Williams (in moderation)
Chelsea Handler
I picked up Raw a couple of years ago on CD.
I don’t get the appeal.
What does a mama bear on the pill have in common with the World Series? No cubs.
I liked Eddie Murphy's first two CDs better
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by cesarhernandez on Mar 6, 2011 8:33 PM EST up reply actions
Forgot about Russell Peters
"Aroldis Chapman is a seven course meal followed by four hours of sex on the table with a nymphomaniac model heiress who owns her own brewery." - jch24
by BK on Mar 6, 2011 8:28 PM EST up reply actions
I've tried Chelsea, but I am yet to be impressed.
The true harbinger of spring is not crocuses or swallows returning to Capistrano, but the sound of the bat on the ball.
Bill Veeck
I don't like her late night show on a regular basis
but her other stuff is pretty good
by Highlifeman21 on Mar 7, 2011 11:45 PM EST up reply actions
Yeah, I only know him from The Soup
I know he does stand up, but I’ve never seen it
by Highlifeman21 on Mar 6, 2011 8:41 PM EST up reply actions
he was in cincinnati january 2010
and i really wanted to go, but couldn’t for some reason or another.
#CoolStoryJeopardyContestant
by 'tHan on Mar 6, 2011 8:42 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
You were on Jeopardy?
I wanna hear that story
"Those fellas make some good points," Baker said. "They're profane as hell, and they're probably gay, but they make some good points."
Dusty Baker on RR
As far as I know
androsmash is the only RR to have been on Jeopardy
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by BK on Mar 6, 2011 8:46 PM EST up reply actions
Your face is nonsense!
(sobs quietly in her internet corner.)
"there no countrey called west xylophone" Youtube
I want Joel McHale to host the Oscars
Would never happen tho
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by cesarhernandez on Mar 6, 2011 8:48 PM EST up reply actions
My goofy Dave Chappelle story
Last summer, my wife and I were in Yellow Springs (Chappelle’s hometown) sitting at a table inside a little deli/grocer where we could watch people on the street through the window. So this kinda skinny bald black guy walks by on the sidewalk, and my wife says “Look, it’s Dave Chappelle!” Of course it wasn’t him and she knew it. So I said to my wife (who is black) “Honey, you’re racist.” So we laughed.
Then, less than a minute later, I’m looking down the street a bit and see this guy go into another shop. It’s Dave Chappelle. I inform my wife of this, and she calls bullshit and calls me racist (I’m white). Doesn’t believe me. We were basically done with our food, so I told her to come and sit outside on a bench with me, and wait a few minutes, and Chappelle will come out.
So we did, and he came out and started talking to some people on the sidewalk. My wife was stunned, and wanted to say something to him, but I thought we shouldn’t bug him. Didn’t want to be THOSE people. He’s probably gained 20 pounds or so from his prime. Anyway, he got on his motorcycle and left a few minutes later.
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I've seen so many Dayton-area celebrities
Chappelle is the one that’s eluded me. I did watch Dave Chappelle’s Block Party at the Little Art though (which you could see in the movie!).
What Dayton-area celebs? :)
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by cesarhernandez on Mar 6, 2011 8:34 PM EST up reply actions
You've never seen me in person!
The true harbinger of spring is not crocuses or swallows returning to Capistrano, but the sound of the bat on the ball.
Bill Veeck
I have the 8-track of your humor.
Nobody has an 8-track player anymore, so it’s all just in my head.
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How about the douche from the Jeff Schmitt auto commericals?
I saw him and the woman who was the voice of Disney’s Pocahontas in the same evening…..wow! :)
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by cesarhernandez on Mar 6, 2011 8:40 PM EST up reply actions
#WestWinning
"Those fellas make some good points," Baker said. "They're profane as hell, and they're probably gay, but they make some good points."
Dusty Baker on RR
by DTFH91 on Mar 6, 2011 8:49 PM EST up reply actions 6 recs
Between Sheen, Allison Janney, and Rob Lowe
It could have been called West Carrollton Wing.
Damn, yours was way better.
by Brendanukkah on Mar 6, 2011 8:51 PM EST up reply actions 3 recs
As an alumni
West Carrollton never did any #winning. Though I have to believe there is more than tiger blood in the gene pool.
My uncle used to work with him.
And my grandma met him too. She’s this heavy older lady and she said he was one of the sweetest people ever. He let her give him a kiss or something.
"People don't kill people. Burning oreo packages kill people."
An old gal who I remember was very good at stand-up
Lily Tomlin
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And here I always thought
it would be for an appearance on a Rupaul Variety Show. Never woulda thunk Undercover Boss.
Wear something sexy to my funeral.
I think 'tHan covered him when he mention every Jew but Seinfeld
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by Charlie Scrabbles on Mar 6, 2011 9:57 PM EST up reply actions
Thats becuase Seinfelf is even more useless as a comedian than is Woody Allen
Dr. Serizawa: "If my device can serve a good purpose, i would announce it to everyone in the world! But in its current form, it's just a weapon of horrible destruction. Please understand, Ogata!"
Hideto Ogata: "I understand. But if we don't use your device against Godzilla, what are we going to do?"
Woody Allen is neither funny nor interesting
He is an absurd, whiny little skunk with no masculine traits whatsoever. I think his nose is dripping again.
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Testify Brother!!!
Dr. Serizawa: "If my device can serve a good purpose, i would announce it to everyone in the world! But in its current form, it's just a weapon of horrible destruction. Please understand, Ogata!"
Hideto Ogata: "I understand. But if we don't use your device against Godzilla, what are we going to do?"
Hmm, interesting SIS
Dave Chappelle and Chris Rock are good.
Sinbad has a charisma that makes his jokes funnier than they should be, I like him.
Hedberg simply isn’t funny to me, don’t care for him at all.
Dane Cook is really hit or miss; some good stuff, some terrible stuff. My brother loves him.
Jim Gaffigan’s hot pockets thing was hilarious, end of story. Not much else to him though.
Lewis Black is trying a little too hard, but he’s alright.
Ron White is the only thing approaching slightly humorous of the Blue Collar guys.
I have never seen a female comedian that I liked, really.
Cosby is a good comedian.
Eddie Murphy is, eh.
I think Dennis Miller can be (or could be) quite funny, but after that NFL gig it was ruined.
Dunham is terrible.
That kid that draws on the flip posters – he is somewhat funny despite my belief that his act should be terrible based on its premise.
Kings of Comedy were OK, Bernie Mac mainly. Nothing great, but entertaining.
Is Zach Galifianakis still considered a comedian?
If so, then him.
"Aroldis Chapman is a seven course meal followed by four hours of sex on the table with a nymphomaniac model heiress who owns her own brewery." - jch24
Yeah, he still does standup
There’s a few videos of him getting hilarious pissed at a drunk girl at one of his shows.
"Those fellas make some good points," Baker said. "They're profane as hell, and they're probably gay, but they make some good points."
Dusty Baker on RR
Between Two Ferns is some of the funniest shit you will ever see on FOD
Then it comes to be that the soothing light at the end of your tunnel, is just a freight train coming your way...
@btcoop71
he's been the same character in each movie the past few years
i guess that’s not unlike Adam Sandler and Will Ferrell though, is it?
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Did you see "It's Kind of a Funny Story"?
He showed some impressive range in that one. He definitely has gotten a lot of mileage out of that one character, but he’s not one-note. It remains to be seen if he can capitalize on that, though.
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by Charlie Scrabbles on Mar 7, 2011 9:40 AM EST up reply actions
i've stopped seeing films you like
especially after you said Yogi Bear was passable. im pretty sure you’d love Gnomeo and Juliet!
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Has no one else seen his Between Two Ferns skits on Funny or Die?
Here are some examples (language warning)
http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/6ae880a42b/between-two-ferns-with-zach-galifianakis
Then it comes to be that the soothing light at the end of your tunnel, is just a freight train coming your way...
@btcoop71
Yes
Terrific stuff.
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by Charlie Scrabbles on Mar 7, 2011 10:41 AM EST up reply actions
Does musical comedy count here too?
I think Stephen Lynch is overrated and Bo Burnham is underrated.
"Aroldis Chapman is a seven course meal followed by four hours of sex on the table with a nymphomaniac model heiress who owns her own brewery." - jch24
From back in the day before you RRers knew what real humor is...
Sid Cesar
Mel Brooks
Jack Benny
Milton Berle
Red Skelton
Brendanukkah
Harpo Marx
Carol Burnett
Richard Nixon
Mort Sahl
Dick gregory
The Smother’s Brothers
Bob Hope
George Carlin
Will Rogers
Lenny Bruce
George Burns
and maybe the greatest 20th century comedian
George Bush Jr. err
Groucho Marx

Dr. Serizawa: "If my device can serve a good purpose, i would announce it to everyone in the world! But in its current form, it's just a weapon of horrible destruction. Please understand, Ogata!"
Hideto Ogata: "I understand. But if we don't use your device against Godzilla, what are we going to do?"
my HS Senior Project was on Mel Brooks
I enjoy him greatly
by Highlifeman21 on Mar 6, 2011 9:47 PM EST up reply actions
I forgot 3 of my other favs
Dave Chapelle
Alec Baldwin
Lucy Riccardo
Dr. Serizawa: "If my device can serve a good purpose, i would announce it to everyone in the world! But in its current form, it's just a weapon of horrible destruction. Please understand, Ogata!"
Hideto Ogata: "I understand. But if we don't use your device against Godzilla, what are we going to do?"
Groucho Enjoys your list but . . .
He’d never want to belong to a club that would have someone like him as a member.
Something I just learned
Fatty Arbuckle’s real name was Roscoe Conkling Arbuckle. He was named after the 19th Century Republican Party boss and James A. Garfield opponent.
Bob Hope was a phenomenal Oscars host
im not sure anyone other than Mads remembers those shows however
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Hope was hampered a lot by censors
He made the best of it and his shows before the overseas soldiers are legend. He was a little more “raw” on stage for those than we ever saw here in the states. His tradeoffs with Bing Crosby in the Road Show movies are very funny.
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He was the best part of the 2011 Oscars
by Brendanukkah on Mar 7, 2011 10:19 AM EST up reply actions
the "passover" joke made me laugh
What does a mama bear on the pill have in common with the World Series? No cubs.
by DocRam on Mar 7, 2011 12:38 PM EST via mobile up reply actions
I don't do much stand up comedy
Mrs. Scrabbles and I like to get stand up albums from the library when we go on long car trips, but other than that I don’t consume much of it. I’ll definitely reference this thread next time we take a trip though.
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by Charlie Scrabbles on Mar 6, 2011 10:00 PM EST reply actions
if the mrs is listening
try some Eddie Izzard, very good british comedy. Very smart. A historical comic.
by RedHotHollywood on Mar 9, 2011 7:22 PM EST up reply actions
Meh
He’s alright.
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by Charlie Scrabbles on Mar 9, 2011 7:49 PM EST up reply actions
1) George Carlin
the rest of the pack:
David Cross, BIll Cosby, Dave Chapelle, Lewis Black, Lenny Bruce, Chris Rock, Richard Pryor
add Nick Griffin to that list
And it pretty much covers my entire favorites. Louis CK as well.
Set the gearshift to the high gear of your soul.
by Kevin Mitchell is Batman on Mar 6, 2011 10:33 PM EST via mobile up reply actions
Carlin was very funny
but the problem was that he got trapped inside the “7 dirty words” theme and almost nobody remembered him for anything else. So, you mention Carlin and get “those words” instead of his truly amazing take on life.
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I disagree. The seven words bit tailed off significantly as he got older. For me (and I'm guessing people my age)
Seven Words was a bit that fell well behind stuff like Baseball vs. Football, Recycling and Pussy Farts.
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Mar 7, 2011 5:55 PM EST up reply actions
Seven Words was funny to college kids
The other stuff was just funny.
But if you mention Carlin, the first thing they say about him is "the seven words you can’t say on TV … " then they won’t say what they are.
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"Buddy, network television is a dead medium"
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by Charlie Scrabbles on Mar 7, 2011 8:37 PM EST up reply actions
God, I love TKITH
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Mar 7, 2011 4:12 PM EST up reply actions
my 2 cents
old days
Marx brothers
Tim Conway & Carol Burnett
more recently
Gilbert Gottfried
Jimmy Kimmel ( best late night comedian by far )
Nobody listens to Andrew
The Conway sketches with Harvey Korman
are legendary. The best was the dentist chair sketch.
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Kimmel DOES have the best monologue easily.
And his weekly “THIS WEEK IN UNNECESSARY CENSORSHIP” is always gold.
The true harbinger of spring is not crocuses or swallows returning to Capistrano, but the sound of the bat on the ball.
Bill Veeck
Sam Kinison
"Two things were certain in our household: Alabama football and church on Sunday. We were raised to believe in God and root for anyone that was playing against Auburn" Pam Swinney
Funniest Reds fan comedian
Jonathan Winters
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Maybe the most creative and fluid comedian ever..I think he's my all time fav.
And of course I can’t leave out
Robin Williams or Pee Wee Herman
Dr. Serizawa: "If my device can serve a good purpose, i would announce it to everyone in the world! But in its current form, it's just a weapon of horrible destruction. Please understand, Ogata!"
Hideto Ogata: "I understand. But if we don't use your device against Godzilla, what are we going to do?"
That's funny
because Robin Williams is just frequently doing an impression of Winters.
Wear something sexy to my funeral.
I read through this entire thread, and there is no mention of Robert Schimmel
I still think he was the best stand-up of his generation to never make the jump into a film or TV career.
Or even if I just like such as judged a fish contest that would get me outta the house and in some air.
by RoastBeefKazenzakis on Mar 7, 2011 12:24 AM EST reply actions
schimmel is great & he's included in my list of jewish comedians not named jerry seinfeld
so is richard belzer
belzer and schimmel are very good
so is Dave Attel.
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i think Schimmel was the guy i was thinking of from Letterman.
What does a mama bear on the pill have in common with the World Series? No cubs.
by DocRam on Mar 7, 2011 12:41 PM EST via mobile up reply actions
i think Schimmel was the guy i was thinking of from Letterman.
What does a mama bear on the pill have in common with the World Series? No cubs.
by DocRam on Mar 7, 2011 12:41 PM EST via mobile up reply actions
a guy who keeps it clean but still makes me laugh
Tim Hawkins.
He does a lot of musical comedy, like this.
His take on “Hey There Delilah” is pretty awesome. And look for one of his Prince impressions — kinda scary.
"The USA despite its flaws and corruption and overall messiness is still a great and powerful instrument of freedom and hope for the entire world." - Madville
here's his
rock star parody.
"The USA despite its flaws and corruption and overall messiness is still a great and powerful instrument of freedom and hope for the entire world." - Madville
I also enjoy his
kids’ songs set to popular music.
"Red Reporter - An elitist clique full of like-minded douchebags." - BK
Tim Conway.
Carol Burnette. Jeff Foxworthy. Steven Wright. Chris Rock. Richard Pryor. George Carlin. Dana Carvey.
And while not strictly a comedian I suppose, Johnny Carson made me laugh probably more than anyone else on the planet.
We Are ... Marshall!
by Thundering Turtle on Mar 7, 2011 7:42 AM EST reply actions
Johnny Carson was glorious.
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Mar 7, 2011 5:56 PM EST up reply actions
Bernie Mac's stand up was hilarious
RIP
Then it comes to be that the soothing light at the end of your tunnel, is just a freight train coming your way...
@btcoop71
Drew Carey’s standup was awesome
Bobcat had me in tears a couple years ago
if you can forget that he was on that douche of a show (both of em actually), Bob Saget
My dad and I used to watch Louie Anderson’s HBO special back in the day and just lose it
Bill Cosby’s Himself is an all time classic …
"And a high fly ball to center field. He hit it a ton. And the 2010 National League Central Division Champs are the Cincinnati Reds!"
I've only seen a few comedians live
Saw Seinfeld right after he went back on tour after the show. Jim Gaffigan opened for him and completely stole the show. Seinfeld was meh.
Saw Jon Stewart when he came to town 6 or 7 years ago. He had clearly been out of stand up for a while as he didn’t really have material or a rhythm. I remember the guy that opened for him was hilarious, but I don’t remember the guy’s name.
Coincidentally, I just happen to be reading Mike Birbiglia’s book. It’s kind of funny, but it’s interesting to see comedians talk about getting their start. It’s a terrifying occupation. Steve Martin’s Born Standing Up was similar (though much more about developing his stand up than Birbiglia’s). I really enjoy learning about why these guys are so fucked up.
To answer the question, my favorites all time are Steven Wright and Mitch Hedberg. Also a big fan of Bill Hicks, Jim Gaffigan, Jake Johansen, and Louis C.K. I miss old Comedy Central when they used to show stand up all day.
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Slyder - I just finished Birbiglia's book.
We might as well be in a fuckin’ book club, dude. Birbiglia, Gladwell, and John Erardi. I assume you have the same current reads:
Einstein: His Life and Universe
The Singularity Is Near: When Humans Transcend Biology
Odd Man Out: A Year on the Mound with a Minor League Misfit
A Hard Day’s Write: The Stories Behind Every Beatles Song
The true harbinger of spring is not crocuses or swallows returning to Capistrano, but the sound of the bat on the ball.
Bill Veeck
I have Odd Man Out
I started reading it, but I couldn’t get into it. Maybe I’ll try it again.
The Einstein book looks interesting to me. I might have to give it a try.
I just finished Birbiglia’s book this afternoon (quick read). Unfortunately, I had already heard the whole last chapter on The Moth, which sucks because that’s the best story in the book and I already knew all of the details.
My next book will be The Extra 2% when it loads to my Kindle tomorrow.
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is Wire to Wire on Kindle yet?
tHan wants to read it but won’t read hardcovers…
Buy RED: My Uncensored Life in Rock by Sammy Hagar, today
You might want to check out The Bullpen Gospels. Dirk is a pretty good writer, and it moves along.
The true harbinger of spring is not crocuses or swallows returning to Capistrano, but the sound of the bat on the ball.
Bill Veeck
Heh
Coincidentally I started reading the sample last night while in bed since I didn’t want to buy another new book. It is well-written. If I hadn’t already bought The Extra 2%, I would have just bought the Bullpen Gospels. That’ll be next on my list.
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best baseball book last year was Doug Glanville's
Bullpen Gospels was damn decent, but didnt blow me away. I liked its brutal honesty.
Buy RED: My Uncensored Life in Rock by Sammy Hagar, today
And you can skip the Einstein book unless you're really into quantum physics.
It’s a bit of a heavy, detailed read. I’m around page 160 of 550.
I CHUBB WHEN STUBBS CLUBBS!
as a comedian, i implore you to just go to a random club
most people these days go to a show with a ticket from ticketmaster at some theatre, or hit improvs, funnybone’s, joke hole’s, etc only when their favorite tv star is in town. I’m a paid regular at The Comedy Store and the Hollywood Improv and the rooms are empty every night. Stand up’s dying. Eddie Murphy played to a crowd of 13 last night, so please, see live comedy. My rent depends on it.
by RedHotHollywood on Mar 9, 2011 7:49 PM EST up reply actions
I used to go often before the babies arrived.
Often, the random comic turns out to be a favorite. Plus, it is the best place on Earth to take a first date.
Wear something sexy to my funeral.
Agreed on the first date thing -- assuming she has a good sense of humor. (That can backfire quickly)
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Mar 9, 2011 8:28 PM EST up reply actions
yeah.
Tim Wilson’s not necessarily the best first date for “some” girls.
/knowfromexperiencedamnit’d
Set the gearshift to the high gear of your soul.
by Kevin Mitchell is Batman on Mar 9, 2011 9:12 PM EST up reply actions
Geesh - If she doesn't have a good sense of humor, fuck her.
If she DOES have a good sense of humor, also fuck her.
I CHUBB WHEN STUBBS CLUBBS!
by PeteyHendrix on Mar 10, 2011 1:58 AM EST up reply actions
HAH! But in all seriousness. My buddy took a chick on date to see Stanhope. He did not know she was
a “proud Christian” that ended poorly.
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Mar 10, 2011 3:23 PM EST up reply actions
Just a hand J, huh?
Sucks.
Press spacebar to die!
by Charlie Scrabbles on Mar 10, 2011 4:06 PM EST up reply actions 3 recs
I would not know!
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Mar 10, 2011 5:08 PM EST up reply actions
If it sucked
It was better than that.
"People don't kill people. Burning oreo packages kill people."
Again strikes Loverman!
Wear something sexy to my funeral.
by Pops Daniels on Mar 10, 2011 6:06 PM EST up reply actions
This man knows of what he speaks (obviously). Go Bananas in Montgomery was one of my absolute favorite places
in late high school and when I’d come home from college — college kids got in for $5 on Thursdays.
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Mar 9, 2011 8:30 PM EST up reply actions
agreed.
I’ve hit Comedy Off Broadway in Lex several times for random shows. I love random comedy.
Set the gearshift to the high gear of your soul.
by Kevin Mitchell is Batman on Mar 9, 2011 9:13 PM EST up reply actions
eh, I went to a few clubs when I was much younger
but it’s been 7 or 8 years since I’ve been to a comedy show. It’s hard to just pop over to a comedy club with kids these days. I’ll get back to that lifestyle when the kids are old enough for me to just disappear on them unannounced – so, like when they are 7 or 8. :)
Seriously though, I wish I could go. Every time I see a comedian that I like come to town, I regret not being able to go. And I don’t really want to go see people who are mainly TV stars now as those guys don’t have refined stand up skills anymore. I went to Seinfeld with a group of friends that wanted to see him and we went to see Jon Stewart with some old friends of ours who happened to be in town at the same time. Otherwise, I’d much rather see touring comics as their act tends to be tighter. Hopefully, someday I’ll be able to do that again.
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The one I regret skipping the most was Mitch Hedberg
He came to town in 2004 (I think). We were planning to go, but we dilly-dallied on getting tickets and before we knew it, we missed the show. He never came back to town again. That was also the point where I realized that we’re pretty much beyond just popping over to a club anymore. I was officially old.
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he was at go bananas in 2000
my mom & uncle went to see him not even knowing he would be there.
that was the same day as an afternoon reds vs. pirates game & an evening buffett concert, so I was at those.
When Hedberg was here in 2004 i think he was at a larger venue & with stephen lynch.
i really wanted to make the drive up from Lexington, but I couldn’t get off work in time.
the moral of the story? i guess i really wanted to see hedberg in concert, but never got to.
Now that I think about it
It was in Ann Arbor in November, 2004. We had just moved up there and were going to go with a friend that lived in Detroit, but he backed out about a week before and we never got around to getting tickets. I always assumed that he’d be back sometime. Sigh.
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I'm pretty sure that's the show I reference below
Sounds like the right timeframe.
"He’s like if Ron Gant and Eric Davis had a white baby." -- GlennBraggsSwingAndMissBrokenBat on Drew Stubbs
Hhhhmmmm, when did I see him then?
It definitely wasn’t at Bogart’s, I’m almost positive it was at the levee.
"He’s like if Ron Gant and Eric Davis had a white baby." -- GlennBraggsSwingAndMissBrokenBat on Drew Stubbs
i was trying to search the old funny bone calendars
but they’re hard to find.
the bogart’s show was november 20th & i think that tour started in April, so he very well may have been at the Funny Bone earlier in the year.
I got free tickets to Funny Bone on the levee once for some guy I hadn't heard of
Mitch Hedberg. Best damned comedy show I’ve ever been to.
"He’s like if Ron Gant and Eric Davis had a white baby." -- GlennBraggsSwingAndMissBrokenBat on Drew Stubbs
I almost forgot.
I saw Daniel Tosh live about 8-9 years ago. He killed then. He kills now.
Wear something sexy to my funeral.
David Cross has only received two mentions on here
Does he annoy people that much?
I actually think he is hilarious…
He doesn't annoy me.
But I would like him to get to the bit quicker and move on quicker. He tends to beat a dead horse.
Wear something sexy to my funeral.
Exactly
He has some funny stuff, but then he goes on for 45 minutes about “Fuck George Bush” and it’s like, we get it dude, whatever.
Tobias is one of my all-time favorite tv characters, though. He was pitch-perfect.
Press spacebar to die!
by Charlie Scrabbles on Mar 7, 2011 8:38 PM EST up reply actions
Everything from that TV show was pitch-perfect.
"People don't kill people. Burning oreo packages kill people."
I am not a David Cross fan but I will say this -- the man is a highly underrated physical comedian.
Some of the shit he did in AD is remarkably tough to do with such precision.
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Mar 7, 2011 9:35 PM EST up reply actions
All-time makes it tough.
Finalists: Sam Kinison, Chris Rock, Richard Pryor, Eddie Murphy, George Carlin, Louis C.K., Don Rickles, Mitch Hedberg.
I’d have to pick Sam Kinison.
The true harbinger of spring is not crocuses or swallows returning to Capistrano, but the sound of the bat on the ball.
Bill Veeck
I love Kinison too
The records routine he did made me cry the first time I heard it
"Those fellas make some good points," Baker said. "They're profane as hell, and they're probably gay, but they make some good points."
Dusty Baker on RR
Funny? check. Hot? check.
Iliza Shlesinger. Started watching her Comedy Central special just because the channel was on, laughed my ass off, got lost in how she was hot as hell, and turned my brain back on in time to laugh my ass off again before it was over. Then realized again she was smokin’.

Set the gearshift to the high gear of your soul.
by Kevin Mitchell is Batman on Mar 7, 2011 2:24 PM EST reply actions
ex:

Set the gearshift to the high gear of your soul.
by Kevin Mitchell is Batman on Mar 7, 2011 2:25 PM EST up reply actions
...in her bra!
BAZZOOOOOONGA!!
I think I saw her special not too long ago. She’s prettier than she is funny.
Press spacebar to die!
by Charlie Scrabbles on Mar 7, 2011 8:39 PM EST up reply actions
she's no sarah silverman
"And a high fly ball to center field. He hit it a ton. And the 2010 National League Central Division Champs are the Cincinnati Reds!"
exactly, which is why I like her.
Set the gearshift to the high gear of your soul.
by Kevin Mitchell is Batman on Mar 7, 2011 8:04 PM EST up reply actions
If we're talking all time: Pryor, Carlin, Hicks, Groucho and Redd Foxx.
Currently, its C.K, Chappelle, Rock (when he does his impromptu shows), Black and Jim Norton.
Yeah, if you haven’t guessed. I like’m mean and angry.
As for female comedians Joan Rivers is still great once you get beyond the plastic surgery, the untalented daughter red carpet dribble and E! shit. The old gal still has some good shit to say, unfortunately she’s such a caricature now that few people take her seriously. Lisa Lampinelli (sp?) and Cho are awful. Britian’s been popping out some solid female stand-ups lately. Also, Sarah Silverman has very few limited moments and her stage presence is kind of shitty.
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Mar 7, 2011 3:02 PM EST reply actions
Also, I like Patton Oswalt but when he stays within his realm of the mundane. When he gets into political stuff the humor
doesn’t always go with him.
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Mar 7, 2011 3:03 PM EST up reply actions
I'm with you on most of this.
Joan, Lisa, and Sarah are really funny. After that, there is a significant drop off, in my mind.
The true harbinger of spring is not crocuses or swallows returning to Capistrano, but the sound of the bat on the ball.
Bill Veeck
Also, how the fuck did I forget Bill Burr.
His evisceration of Philly alone makes him awesome.
Yeah, the quality of that video is shitty but you get the point.
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Mar 7, 2011 3:29 PM EST up reply actions
Here's better audio quality
right here.
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Mar 7, 2011 3:31 PM EST up reply actions
Rock was great on Kanye's new album too
“I need to thank that motherfucker! I’m gonna buy his album. I’m gonna download it. I’m gonna shoot a bootlegger!”
FWIW, I've seen in person: Carlin, Rickles, Norton, Louis CK, Eddie Griffin, Lewis Black.
I’ve had the pleasure on working on projects with Mitch Hedberg, Wanda Sykes, Nick Swardson, Keenen Ivory Wayans, Damon Wayans, Greg Fitzsimmons, Pablo Francisco, Bonnie McFarlane (really funny gal I hadn’t mentioned yet), Kathy Griffin, Darrell Hammond, Mitch Fatel, Jim Bruer, Dane Cook, Tom Kenny, Paul F. Tompkins, Victoria Jackson, Mike Ricca, and Jeff Dunham.
The true harbinger of spring is not crocuses or swallows returning to Capistrano, but the sound of the bat on the ball.
Bill Veeck
Who was the biggest cock out of that group?
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Mar 7, 2011 3:28 PM EST up reply actions
HA!
The true harbinger of spring is not crocuses or swallows returning to Capistrano, but the sound of the bat on the ball.
Bill Veeck
None were much trouble, but when I worked on Keenen's late night talk show he was NEVER on schedule...
…which became a problem for everyone.
The true harbinger of spring is not crocuses or swallows returning to Capistrano, but the sound of the bat on the ball.
Bill Veeck
Greg Fitzsimmons did a show at my college, which I appreciated because my college was in the middle of absolutely nowhere
Dean Edwards was supposed to do a show there, but had to cancel because he had just been hired to be an SNL cast member. And then never actually was on SNL.
Are we keeping this to just stand up guys or are sketch troops allowed too (Sandler and FOTC have been mention so I wasn't sure)?
If sketch/improv groups are allowed these groups are pretty damn funny:



And of course the classics:



Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Mar 7, 2011 9:47 PM EST reply actions
If we're talking comedic actors (Sandler and such), what about Gene Wilder?
"He’s like if Ron Gant and Eric Davis had a white baby." -- GlennBraggsSwingAndMissBrokenBat on Drew Stubbs
Wilder's awesome.
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Mar 7, 2011 10:03 PM EST up reply actions
any movie with Brooks and Wilder is the tits
by Highlifeman21 on Mar 8, 2011 12:04 AM EST up reply actions
Anyone who hasn't seen the original film THE PRODUCERS is in for a treat!
The true harbinger of spring is not crocuses or swallows returning to Capistrano, but the sound of the bat on the ball.
Bill Veeck
definitely a fan of that movie
I’d have to look at the entire anthology of Mel Brooks to find one I don’t like, aside from High Society
by Highlifeman21 on Mar 8, 2011 7:22 PM EST up reply actions
PUTTING ON THE RITZ!
Buy RED: My Uncensored Life in Rock by Sammy Hagar, today
by obc2 on Mar 8, 2011 6:28 PM EST up reply actions 3 recs
This!
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Mar 8, 2011 8:13 PM EST up reply actions
Add Peter Sellers to that list.
Wear something sexy to my funeral.
by Pops Daniels on Mar 7, 2011 10:22 PM EST up reply actions
Yes, yes.
Strangelove is his magnum opus and the finest piece of satire produced in the past 50 years. Simply brilliant.
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Mar 8, 2011 2:10 AM EST up reply actions
Is this comedian, or stand up comedian?
by Highlifeman21 on Mar 8, 2011 12:03 AM EST up reply actions
I think this discussion is better if we stick to stand up comedians
Rather than opening up the whole spectrum of comic actors.
Buddy Hackett
Haven’t seen this one mentioned yet.
by ThisonebelongstotheReds on Mar 7, 2011 11:34 PM EST reply actions
Hackett is a good one
Las Vegas live acts were his best. He and Redd Foxx memorialized the stage genre with their sometimes crude, but often remarkably poignant delivery.
Hackett: Women don’t fart. Sometimes they are around a farting dog, however.
Red Reporter: A Cincinnati Reds' fan Community Compose of a Bunch of Profane Motherfuckers since February 9th, 2005.
Bob Saget?
"He’s like if Ron Gant and Eric Davis had a white baby." -- GlennBraggsSwingAndMissBrokenBat on Drew Stubbs
Someone mentioned him. But his on-stage persona is bad. He's funny but I'd rather listen to him on a CD or something
than have to watch him awkwardly stand up there.
I honestly think he should sit. It would make for a better show.
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Mar 8, 2011 8:15 PM EST up reply actions
Okay - I have read this entire post again tonight
There is now absolutely no doubt that my favorite funniest comedian is:
Brendanukkah

Dr. Serizawa: "If my device can serve a good purpose, i would announce it to everyone in the world! But in its current form, it's just a weapon of horrible destruction. Please understand, Ogata!"
Hideto Ogata: "I understand. But if we don't use your device against Godzilla, what are we going to do?"
Doug Stanhope, without a doubt
Unfortunately people remember him from the “Man Show” replacement years with Joe Rogan. His act is like Bill Hicks but more raw and less well known.
I forgot Stanhope! Shit, I do love his standup.
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Mar 9, 2011 2:33 PM EST up reply actions
Mitch Hedburg, Brian Regan (not yet mentioned), Chris Rock, Daniel Tosh
Friend of mine was in a hotel years ago and ran into Mitch. He ended up giving him directions to the club that he was performing at that weekend.
brian regan has been showing up on my norm macdonald slacker radio station
you are right, he’s funny.
he had me at "I eat fig newtons by the sleeve."
Set the gearshift to the high gear of your soul.
by Kevin Mitchell is Batman on Mar 10, 2011 2:02 PM EST up reply actions
Although 'nukkah is my all time fav
This guy has got to be in my top 10:

I am whatever you say I am; if I wasn't, then why would you say I am.
Eminem
I found his segues to be clumsy.
I CHUBB WHEN STUBBS CLUBBS!
by PeteyHendrix on Mar 10, 2011 1:16 PM EST up reply actions
Yeah Brendan has to work on those...
I am whatever you say I am; if I wasn't, then why would you say I am.
Eminem
Lousy governor.
Wear something sexy to my funeral.
by Pops Daniels on Mar 11, 2011 4:05 PM EST up reply actions
But one hell of a bowler
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by Charlie Scrabbles on Mar 11, 2011 4:28 PM EST up reply actions
What do Bob Newhart and Guns and Roses have in common?
They are the only two artists to have 2 records occupy the #1 and #2 sales chart positions at the same time. Aint that some shit.
Wear something sexy to my funeral.
by Pops Daniels on Mar 11, 2011 8:23 PM EST reply actions 1 recs
Welcome to the Jungle!
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Mar 12, 2011 12:08 PM EST up reply actions

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