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Seriously Serious Issue - Funniest Comedian

So.....who's the funniest comedian of all time?  Who else is in the running for top spot on your list?  Why? 

Like the musical SIS's this one is a loaded question.  I'm hoping that many people go with their honest opinion as opposed to going with the option they feel is most likely to solidify their online persona as Hip & Cool. (Its my guess that, in these parts, Mitch Hedberg is the Black Keys of comedy)

i I've followed comedy pretty closely for the past 30 years and I have my own personal favorties also, some legendary and some not nearly as well known.  

For my money I have to nominate Bill Cosby.  No, not the post Cosby show Bill Cosby...but, rather, the Bill Cosby from the I Spy television series years.  The Bill Cosby from Fat Albert tv show years.  Brilliant.  And, he did it (almost without fail) totally clean.

Ladies and gentlemen, start your engines and post your nominations below!  

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As I stated on the twitter

My favorite comedian of all time is Norm MacDonald. Mitch Hedberg is indeed a close 2nd.

Of course Carlin & Chris Rock are way up there too.

I heard some standup from Demetri Martin this week & it was surprisingly good.

Comedians get no extra consideration from me for working clean. I don’t care if you use bad words or not, I just want you to be funny

by 'tHan on Mar 6, 2011 6:48 PM EST reply actions  

i respect your opinion

but i don’t think McDonald or Hedberg make too many comic critics top 10.

I thought Sam Kinison was funnier than Mitch in the “Short Career” comic category

Buy RED: My Uncensored Life in Rock by Sammy Hagar, today

by obc2 on Mar 6, 2011 7:05 PM EST up reply actions  

Oh, now there's a guy who grated on my nerves.

He was occasionally funny, sure, but that fucking screaming bit made me hate him.

Wear something sexy to my funeral.

by Pops Daniels on Mar 6, 2011 7:08 PM EST up reply actions  

i agree

i’ve heard a lot of kinnison on old episodes of Howard Stern.

I don’t think he was funny at all. Just annoying.

by 'tHan on Mar 6, 2011 7:09 PM EST up reply actions  

just watched a VH1 show on Kinnison

a lot of the Big Comics were very complimentary of Sam K and his “genius”. i don’t think he’s a comedian who you listen to the same bit over and over…but the first go round he was fantastic.

Buy RED: My Uncensored Life in Rock by Sammy Hagar, today

by obc2 on Mar 6, 2011 7:12 PM EST up reply actions  

Kinnison had amusing shock value

He wasn’t afraid to make light of serious situations. His problem was he didn’t know how to transition out of a topic very well.

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by johnu1 on Mar 7, 2011 4:10 PM EST up reply actions  

Agreed. I never liked Kinnison. He was angry, yeah, but a lot of it seemed forced and wasy annoying.

Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans

by Farneyismycopilot on Mar 7, 2011 4:13 PM EST up reply actions  

Can I get have "Not Dane Cook" for $200, Alex?

"People don't kill people. Burning oreo packages kill people."

by crolfer on Mar 6, 2011 6:50 PM EST reply actions  

Also...

Not Carlos Mencia.

"People don't kill people. Burning oreo packages kill people."

by crolfer on Mar 6, 2011 7:10 PM EST up reply actions  

Mencia is the worst.

There’s no going down from there.

"Aroldis Chapman is a seven course meal followed by four hours of sex on the table with a nymphomaniac model heiress who owns her own brewery." - jch24

by BK on Mar 6, 2011 7:14 PM EST up reply actions  

!

Wear something sexy to my funeral.

by Pops Daniels on Mar 6, 2011 7:17 PM EST up reply actions  

Well played pops. Fuck Branson.

Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans

by Farneyismycopilot on Mar 7, 2011 5:29 PM EST up reply actions  

In Russia, Ohio

town misspells you!

Press spacebar to die!

by Charlie Scrabbles on Mar 7, 2011 5:34 PM EST up reply actions  

/throws tomato

Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans

by Farneyismycopilot on Mar 7, 2011 5:58 PM EST up reply actions  

Fuck you!

I don’t have to impress you assholes!

/kicks tomato
/pops wheelie on my bmx

Press spacebar to die!

by Charlie Scrabbles on Mar 7, 2011 8:32 PM EST up reply actions  

/makes fun of you because it's yore sister's bike.

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by PeteyHendrix on Mar 8, 2011 1:23 PM EST up reply actions  

I'm not even sure how he got his own show.

"People don't kill people. Burning oreo packages kill people."

by crolfer on Mar 6, 2011 7:17 PM EST up reply actions  

!

Wear something sexy to my funeral.

by Pops Daniels on Mar 6, 2011 7:22 PM EST up reply actions  

YESSSSSS!

Perfect. That’s the winner.

Wear something sexy to my funeral.

by Pops Daniels on Mar 6, 2011 7:23 PM EST up reply actions  

Touche.

"Aroldis Chapman is a seven course meal followed by four hours of sex on the table with a nymphomaniac model heiress who owns her own brewery." - jch24

by BK on Mar 6, 2011 7:27 PM EST up reply actions  

he came to my college back when I was there

and he was really funny. he did a bit about trying to get his parents to use the remote control that I still laugh at.

haven’t watched him in years though.

"The USA despite its flaws and corruption and overall messiness is still a great and powerful instrument of freedom and hope for the entire world." - Madville

by bbjones on Mar 7, 2011 12:58 AM EST up reply actions  

Hm

Ironic how he used to make fun of people who don’t know how to use the remote control, but now that’s his only demographic and the only reason why he still has a show.

"Aroldis Chapman is a seven course meal followed by four hours of sex on the table with a nymphomaniac model heiress who owns her own brewery." - jch24

by BK on Mar 7, 2011 8:18 AM EST up reply actions   1 recs

Boom! Perfect.

Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans

by Farneyismycopilot on Mar 7, 2011 5:30 PM EST up reply actions  

I have heard universally that Leno is great at stand-up in person, but that his nightly monologues are not digestible.

The true harbinger of spring is not crocuses or swallows returning to Capistrano, but the sound of the bat on the ball.
Bill Veeck

by PeteyHendrix on Mar 7, 2011 2:05 PM EST up reply actions  

I kind of enjoy Gabriel Iglesias.

And Pablo Francisco a bit. I haven’t really heard Norm MacDonald, but I started following his twitter feed during the Oscar’s and I’d definitely like to hear some of his stuff.

My uncle actually did comedy for a long time. He’s in insurance now, so he wasn’t overly successful, but he did work with a ton of really big name guys. He said Jerry Seinfeld was a pretty nice guy, Dave Chapelle was a wonderful guy when he wasn’t stoned. He did some work with Jeff Dunham… I don’t really think Dunham’s that funny, but apparently he’s a really nice guy. Jeff Foxworthy is apparently a really nice guy too.

I need to ask him who the assholes are. I’ll let you guys know later.

"People don't kill people. Burning oreo packages kill people."

by crolfer on Mar 6, 2011 6:55 PM EST reply actions  

I saw a Pablo Francisco special on Comedy Central back in college and really liked him

I picked up his comedy album about a year or two ago, and it was really disappointing. He does good voicework, but sometimes gets a little too racist with his ethnic jokes. And not racist in a funny way, which is absolutely possible, but racist in a lazy way.

Jeff Dunham’s popularity is mystifying.

by Brendanukkah on Mar 6, 2011 7:42 PM EST up reply actions  

Same here on Dunham

Not sure how he managed to get his own half hour show.

"Aroldis Chapman is a seven course meal followed by four hours of sex on the table with a nymphomaniac model heiress who owns her own brewery." - jch24

by BK on Mar 6, 2011 7:43 PM EST up reply actions  

Two and a Half Men is (was?) the #1 comedy on TV...

Larry the Cable Guy is hugely popular…weird shit happens in this country.

What does a mama bear on the pill have in common with the World Series? No cubs.

by DocRam on Mar 6, 2011 7:45 PM EST up reply actions  

So... he gets racist in a Carlos Mencia way?

"People don't kill people. Burning oreo packages kill people."

by crolfer on Mar 6, 2011 9:30 PM EST up reply actions  

Carlin.

Then everyone else. Don’t get me wrong, Pryor was a genius, but it’s Carlin for me.

Wear something sexy to my funeral.

by Pops Daniels on Mar 6, 2011 7:01 PM EST reply actions  

Carlin got really unfunny right before he died

his last HBO special was almost unwatchable. But he probably has more hilarious material than anyone else.

by 'tHan on Mar 6, 2011 7:04 PM EST up reply actions  

Now, my favorite also-rans

Bill Hicks
Mitch Hedberg
Chris Rock
Lenny Bruce
Rodney Dangerfield
……all geniuses in very different ways.

Wear something sexy to my funeral.

by Pops Daniels on Mar 6, 2011 7:06 PM EST up reply actions  

almost dead on this list

Guyism 10 best stand ups

Buy RED: My Uncensored Life in Rock by Sammy Hagar, today

by obc2 on Mar 6, 2011 7:07 PM EST up reply actions  

I take issue

with the inclusion of Steve Martin. I get what he was going for, it was just not funny. Making fun of making fun is a novel idea, but ultimately navel gazing. And unfunny.

Wear something sexy to my funeral.

by Pops Daniels on Mar 6, 2011 7:11 PM EST up reply actions  

Leary stole almost all his shit. "Asshole" is his one original, good piece. Everything else is straight theft.

Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans

by Farneyismycopilot on Mar 7, 2011 5:33 PM EST up reply actions  

Yes.

Those are the other reasons. And, even if I didn’t know those things I’d still never put him in the top 50 comics of all time.

Wear something sexy to my funeral.

by Pops Daniels on Mar 7, 2011 5:50 PM EST up reply actions  

One of my buddies got ripped off by Leary.

The true harbinger of spring is not crocuses or swallows returning to Capistrano, but the sound of the bat on the ball.
Bill Veeck

by PeteyHendrix on Mar 7, 2011 6:19 PM EST up reply actions  

That's no surprise. Dude steals from everyone.

Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans

by Farneyismycopilot on Mar 7, 2011 9:32 PM EST up reply actions  

It was part of his coffee bit: Mocha-chino, frappachino, Al Pacino...

The true harbinger of spring is not crocuses or swallows returning to Capistrano, but the sound of the bat on the ball.
Bill Veeck

by PeteyHendrix on Mar 8, 2011 1:25 PM EST up reply actions  

Ah, I know exactly of what you speak.

Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans

by Farneyismycopilot on Mar 8, 2011 4:41 PM EST up reply actions  

I've seen that guy before! I watched a ton of Comedy Central in HS and college.

I don’t remember what stand-up shot I saw him on though.

Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans

by Farneyismycopilot on Mar 9, 2011 8:25 PM EST up reply actions  

You saw him in a 1999 episode of Premium Blend.

He was also on MTV a lot, on Singled Out and The Lyricist Lounge Show.

I CHUBB WHEN STUBBS CLUBBS!

by PeteyHendrix on Mar 10, 2011 1:56 AM EST up reply actions  

Premium Blend is most certainly it because I did not watch those other shows.

Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans

by Farneyismycopilot on Mar 10, 2011 3:21 PM EST up reply actions  

Sweet! I didn't know you edited PB? Was it just that episode or were there a few others?

Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans

by Farneyismycopilot on Mar 10, 2011 8:21 PM EST up reply actions  

Cool. Any acts that were so painful you really had to work to make them funny?

Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans

by Farneyismycopilot on Mar 12, 2011 12:07 PM EST up reply actions  

Not really.

Vernon Chapman is an Emmy-winning writer whose stuff was a little too smart for the crowd, though. And there was a musical comedy troupe whose song everyone thought was too long, but not able to be edited shorter. Luckily, music editing is one of my specialties. I can’t for the life of me find the name of the group…

I CHUBB WHEN STUBBS CLUBBS!

by PeteyHendrix on Mar 13, 2011 6:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

I honestly haven't heard most of those guys

I’ll try and give them a listen when I have a shot. Any specific skits that people would recommend?

"People don't kill people. Burning oreo packages kill people."

by crolfer on Mar 6, 2011 7:18 PM EST up reply actions  

Steer clear of Robin Williams

until you try cocaine.

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by Pops Daniels on Mar 6, 2011 7:19 PM EST up reply actions  

I've heard some of his stuff.

I love the golf skit.

"People don't kill people. Burning oreo packages kill people."

by crolfer on Mar 6, 2011 7:19 PM EST up reply actions  

I find it best to listen to them in small doses.

"People don't kill people. Burning oreo packages kill people."

by crolfer on Mar 6, 2011 7:20 PM EST up reply actions  

Usually.

He absolutely died his last time out. Just crashed and burned.

Wear something sexy to my funeral.

by Pops Daniels on Mar 6, 2011 7:20 PM EST up reply actions  

Robin Williams

is part of a group of comedians who got lucky and were in the business when cable TV came around and was looking for edgy humor. There were a lot of them on the comedy shows that proliferated at the time.

Women as well.
Paula Poundstone, Elaine Boosler … Rosie O’Donnell got her start there, Whoopi Goldberg, another. Lots of women who could finally use the word “orgasm” on TV and get away with it because it was cable.

They were funny in stretches but most of them needed something else and went into acting. There, they stopped being funny and started trying to become actors, playing different roles, some funny, some not.

They are all still around, getting old and pretending their humor is still as funny as it was. It was just funnier than the Sonny and Cher hour, is all.

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by johnu1 on Mar 7, 2011 6:33 PM EST up reply actions  

Which is why Jimmy Fallon does him so well. Both are annoying and unfunny.

Hey Jimmy, just because you laugh doesn’t make the sketch any funnier you jackass!!!

Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans

by Farneyismycopilot on Mar 7, 2011 5:35 PM EST up reply actions  

You're a young kid

You should definitely listen to Bill Hicks.

by Brendanukkah on Mar 6, 2011 7:43 PM EST up reply actions  

Louis CK and Donald Glover are two of my favorites

"Those fellas make some good points," Baker said. "They're profane as hell, and they're probably gay, but they make some good points."

Dusty Baker on RR

by DTFH91 on Mar 6, 2011 7:12 PM EST reply actions   1 recs

Yeah.

How could I forget Louis C.K. Guy’s brilliant.

Wear something sexy to my funeral.

by Pops Daniels on Mar 6, 2011 7:13 PM EST up reply actions  

Louis C.K. is one of the funniest working currently

Donald Glover is a heck of a comedian, but he’s a more talented rapper.

"Aroldis Chapman is a seven course meal followed by four hours of sex on the table with a nymphomaniac model heiress who owns her own brewery." - jch24

by BK on Mar 6, 2011 7:16 PM EST up reply actions  

Not sure if he counts as a technical comedian

But Peter Schickele (PDQ Bach) is some of the most brilliant stuff on earth.

"People don't kill people. Burning oreo packages kill people."

by crolfer on Mar 6, 2011 7:19 PM EST reply actions  

Some of my friends really like Mike Birbiglia.

I don’t think I’ve ever heard him though.

"People don't kill people. Burning oreo packages kill people."

by crolfer on Mar 6, 2011 7:22 PM EST reply actions  

Very funny

"Aroldis Chapman is a seven course meal followed by four hours of sex on the table with a nymphomaniac model heiress who owns her own brewery." - jch24

by BK on Mar 6, 2011 7:22 PM EST up reply actions  

He's good.

Just not approaching upper echelon territory.

Wear something sexy to my funeral.

by Pops Daniels on Mar 6, 2011 7:22 PM EST up reply actions  

Gotcha.

"People don't kill people. Burning oreo packages kill people."

by crolfer on Mar 6, 2011 7:26 PM EST up reply actions  

I'm a Birbiglia fan.

I haven’t caught him live, but I really enjoyed some of his specials and some of the stuff NPR picks up.

by FordhamRam on Mar 6, 2011 11:07 PM EST up reply actions  

He puts me right to sleep.

HA!

The true harbinger of spring is not crocuses or swallows returning to Capistrano, but the sound of the bat on the ball.
Bill Veeck

by PeteyHendrix on Mar 7, 2011 2:07 PM EST up reply actions  

He's meh.

Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans

by Farneyismycopilot on Mar 7, 2011 5:36 PM EST up reply actions  

i used to like Steven Wright as a teenager

then his career fizzled like a dropped bottle of tonic water.

Buy RED: My Uncensored Life in Rock by Sammy Hagar, today

by obc2 on Mar 6, 2011 7:25 PM EST reply actions  

I like Wright a lot too

The droll delivery was hilarious.

What does a mama bear on the pill have in common with the World Series? No cubs.

by DocRam on Mar 6, 2011 7:30 PM EST via mobile up reply actions  

Yeah can't believe I forgot him too.

Still love that guy. Amazing talent. I think Hedberg did some liberal borrowing there in terms of style.

Wear something sexy to my funeral.

by Pops Daniels on Mar 6, 2011 7:34 PM EST up reply actions  

Norm's my favorite

Carlin was hilarious (didn’t catch his last HBO special but he had one in the mid-late 90s I loved…think it was called ‘You Are All Diseased’?)
I used to love Sandler in high school (the HBO special that featured The Goat) but he’s either lost it or I’ve out grown him.
Rock’s ‘Bigger Blacker & More’ is hilarious and easily quotable.
Harland Williams used to crack me up. I’d look forward to him on Conan…but haven’t heard from him in a while.
There’s a comedian who performed on Letterman that I just recently saw on YouTube but can’t for the life of me think of his name.

What does a mama bear on the pill have in common with the World Series? No cubs.

by DocRam on Mar 6, 2011 7:26 PM EST via mobile reply actions  

Harland Williams was on Conan last week and tore it up

"Aroldis Chapman is a seven course meal followed by four hours of sex on the table with a nymphomaniac model heiress who owns her own brewery." - jch24

by BK on Mar 6, 2011 7:27 PM EST up reply actions  

harlan williams is great

i still contend that rocketman is a hilarious movie

by 'tHan on Mar 6, 2011 7:28 PM EST up reply actions  

I contend that I agree with this statement

"Aroldis Chapman is a seven course meal followed by four hours of sex on the table with a nymphomaniac model heiress who owns her own brewery." - jch24

by BK on Mar 6, 2011 7:29 PM EST up reply actions  

Damn!

I missed that. I’ll have to find it online.

What does a mama bear on the pill have in common with the World Series? No cubs.

by DocRam on Mar 6, 2011 7:32 PM EST via mobile up reply actions  

"You Are All Diseased" was the album that made me fall in love with Carlin and stand-up in general.

“Not good, Bruno. You smell like an anchovie’s cunt” is one of my favorite lines of all time.

Going back, “YAAD” isn’t even close to his best special but it’s the first one I really fell in love with and is still my favorite.

Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans

by Farneyismycopilot on Mar 7, 2011 5:40 PM EST up reply actions  

I stopped by the Borders store near my job that's closing

I picked up this Carlin album off your say so. I’m really looking forward to listening to it.

by Brendanukkah on Mar 10, 2011 10:35 AM EST up reply actions  

Well, Christ. Now there's pressure.

Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans

by Farneyismycopilot on Mar 10, 2011 3:22 PM EST up reply actions  

Both Borders stores in Columbus are closing down

My company told me I should talk to their managers to see if they are interested in enrolling in our management training program. I was inconsolable with laughter.

Press spacebar to die!

by Charlie Scrabbles on Mar 10, 2011 4:05 PM EST up reply actions  

I agree with the old Cosby stuff take

And Hedberg is one of the absolute best.

Aziz Ansari and Ricky Gervais are both surprisingly good too.

"Aroldis Chapman is a seven course meal followed by four hours of sex on the table with a nymphomaniac model heiress who owns her own brewery." - jch24

by BK on Mar 6, 2011 7:26 PM EST reply actions  

And by "surprisingly", I mean

it’s surprising in the sense that both of those guys are funny on TV shows but I didn’t expect them to be as good as they are at stand-up

"Aroldis Chapman is a seven course meal followed by four hours of sex on the table with a nymphomaniac model heiress who owns her own brewery." - jch24

by BK on Mar 6, 2011 7:30 PM EST up reply actions  

Aziz is awesome

Especially on Parks and Rec

"Those fellas make some good points," Baker said. "They're profane as hell, and they're probably gay, but they make some good points."

Dusty Baker on RR

by DTFH91 on Mar 6, 2011 7:29 PM EST up reply actions  

I think he was first awesome on Flight of the Conchords.

But I don’t actually know if that was before or after him on Scrubs.

"there no countrey called west xylophone" Youtube

by andromache on Mar 6, 2011 8:06 PM EST up reply actions  

i should have said

he was first awesome to me on scrubs.

i want to watch flight of the conchords, but it’s the hardest show ever to track down. hbo on deman doesn’t show it & neither does netflix instant stream

by 'tHan on Mar 6, 2011 8:07 PM EST up reply actions  

I'm starting to watch it right now

I think the DVDs can be had pretty cheaply.

by Brendanukkah on Mar 6, 2011 8:13 PM EST up reply actions  

she is seriously unfunny

Do you like The Vagina Monologues?

Buy RED: My Uncensored Life in Rock by Sammy Hagar, today

by obc2 on Mar 6, 2011 7:38 PM EST up reply actions  

im stunned you haven't seen that show

i have no idea if its funny. isnt that Sarah Silverman?

Buy RED: My Uncensored Life in Rock by Sammy Hagar, today

by obc2 on Mar 6, 2011 7:42 PM EST up reply actions  

is Hee Haw funny?

Nashville gift shops seems to hold it in high esteem…somebody’s gotta be buying that stuff, no?

Buy RED: My Uncensored Life in Rock by Sammy Hagar, today

by obc2 on Mar 6, 2011 8:00 PM EST up reply actions  

my mom & grandparents really thought hee haw was funny

i used to have to watch it when i was really little. i don’t remember enough about it to tell you if it was funny or not.

by 'tHan on Mar 6, 2011 8:01 PM EST up reply actions  

Hee Haw was the redneck version of Laugh In

A few central characters were funny inside their roles but all in all, it got to be very redundant. There was no real satire involved though they made the attempt to make us think there was. It wasn’t very funny after the first season or two.

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by johnu1 on Mar 7, 2011 10:53 PM EST up reply actions  

No...say it ain't so John!

Dr. Serizawa: "If my device can serve a good purpose, i would announce it to everyone in the world! But in its current form, it's just a weapon of horrible destruction. Please understand, Ogata!"
Hideto Ogata: "I understand. But if we don't use your device against Godzilla, what are we going to do?"

by Madville on Mar 8, 2011 11:29 PM EST up reply actions  

I like Natasha Leggero

She’s pretty funny

"Those fellas make some good points," Baker said. "They're profane as hell, and they're probably gay, but they make some good points."

Dusty Baker on RR

by DTFH91 on Mar 6, 2011 7:43 PM EST up reply actions  

nope

I’m a professional comedian in LA and I have to hear this chick’s act every night. It’s painful.

by RedHotHollywood on Mar 9, 2011 1:43 PM EST up reply actions  

Sweet!

I’m in LA, too.

I CHUBB WHEN STUBBS CLUBBS!

by PeteyHendrix on Mar 9, 2011 2:27 PM EST up reply actions  

I saw Amy Schumer about a year ago opening for Dave Chappelle

I went and saw her again a few weeks ago when she was headlining and she’s gotten even better. Probably does my favorite abortion joke I’ve ever heard. She got her break on Last Comic Standing, and I think now she cohosts some sort of show with Mark Hoppus. She doesn’t have an album yet, I don’t think, but I’m pretty sure she’s done a special. If you see her coming by, I highly recommend her.

by Brendanukkah on Mar 6, 2011 7:47 PM EST up reply actions  

Maria Bamford

"Aroldis Chapman is a seven course meal followed by four hours of sex on the table with a nymphomaniac model heiress who owns her own brewery." - jch24

by BK on Mar 6, 2011 7:53 PM EST up reply actions  

Yes. She's lovely.

Wear something sexy to my funeral.

by Pops Daniels on Mar 6, 2011 8:27 PM EST up reply actions  

Judges?

we’ll allow it

other acceptable answers:

Zip’s is the best burger in Cincinnati
Montgomery Inn is overrated

by Highlifeman21 on Mar 6, 2011 8:26 PM EST up reply actions  

For the record

I think Heisey is a better CF/leadoff option than Drew Stubbs in 2011.

Buy RED: My Uncensored Life in Rock by Sammy Hagar, today

by obc2 on Mar 6, 2011 7:46 PM EST reply actions  

Dave Attell's "Skanks for the Memories" is consistently hilarious to me

The only other comedy albums I have are the Pablo Francisco one I mentioned, a bunch of Eddie Izzard, a bunch of David Cross, and one or two Bill Hicks albums.

by Brendanukkah on Mar 6, 2011 7:50 PM EST reply actions  

I think Eddie Izzard is great.

In fact, I’m going to watch Live From Wembley on Netflix right damn now.

"there no countrey called west xylophone" Youtube

by andromache on Mar 6, 2011 8:09 PM EST up reply actions  

Oh, whoops

I also own the Mitch Hedburg albums. And a number of Black Keys albums for that matter.

by Brendanukkah on Mar 7, 2011 10:21 AM EST up reply actions  

of the blue collar guys

i think foxworthy is occasionally funny, ron white is really funny & the rest of them are turrible

by 'tHan on Mar 6, 2011 7:53 PM EST reply actions  

I can occasionally tolerate Ron White...

but really don’t get the appeal of any of them.

What does a mama bear on the pill have in common with the World Series? No cubs.

by DocRam on Mar 6, 2011 7:55 PM EST up reply actions  

Steve Elkington would

“you, your f-bombs, and your yo-yos… and take it all away”

"Aroldis Chapman is a seven course meal followed by four hours of sex on the table with a nymphomaniac model heiress who owns her own brewery." - jch24

by BK on Mar 6, 2011 8:04 PM EST up reply actions  

And had better musical guests

One of the great moments in rock history (Pete Moon packing his drum kit with too many explosives, causing Pete Townshend to go deaf) happened on the Smothers Brothers Show.

by Brendanukkah on Mar 6, 2011 8:14 PM EST up reply actions  

preach

The true harbinger of spring is not crocuses or swallows returning to Capistrano, but the sound of the bat on the ball.
Bill Veeck

by PeteyHendrix on Mar 7, 2011 2:19 PM EST up reply actions  

I'm not a Blue Collar person

but of those guys, I actually like Bill Engvall the best as far as stand-up goes

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by cesarhernandez on Mar 6, 2011 8:02 PM EST up reply actions  

that here's your sign bit

is the absolute worst thing i’ve heard from a comedian.

i can’t take it.

by 'tHan on Mar 6, 2011 8:03 PM EST up reply actions  

My dad used to say that...

and I was never more embarrassed to be around him. It would have been before the Blue Collar thing blew up so I have no idea where he heard him.

What does a mama bear on the pill have in common with the World Series? No cubs.

by DocRam on Mar 6, 2011 8:04 PM EST up reply actions  

soon after foxworthy made his videos

engvall made a “here’s your sign” “song” that was basically his here’s your sign bit set to music. it was played constantly on CMT. this was years before the blue collar comedy tour

by 'tHan on Mar 6, 2011 8:06 PM EST up reply actions  

I just Engvall on those Blue Collar things

Not familiar with the ’here’s your sign’ bit. Guess I’m glad I’m not familar with it.

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by cesarhernandez on Mar 6, 2011 8:15 PM EST up reply actions  

Wait

Why were you consistently watching CMT?

"Aroldis Chapman is a seven course meal followed by four hours of sex on the table with a nymphomaniac model heiress who owns her own brewery." - jch24

by BK on Mar 6, 2011 8:31 PM EST up reply actions  

rednecks generally don't have a good sense of humor

therefore, i wouldnt imagine they’d care for talented comedians.

foxworthy was funny in his heyday. now he’s kind of like fat bobby brown rehashing My Prerogative. its not the same…

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by obc2 on Mar 6, 2011 7:58 PM EST up reply actions  

larry and bill are turrible

I would pay money to see Ron, and possibly even Foxworthy

I would pay money not to see the other two ass clowns

by Highlifeman21 on Mar 6, 2011 8:16 PM EST up reply actions  

This.

Even though I’ll admit that I enjoyed the original “Here’s Your Sign” bit before the Blue Collar stuff came out.

/ducks

"Aroldis Chapman is a seven course meal followed by four hours of sex on the table with a nymphomaniac model heiress who owns her own brewery." - jch24

by BK on Mar 6, 2011 8:19 PM EST up reply actions  

I never saw it until the Blue Collar stuff

so I’ll trust your judgment that it might have been funny

by Highlifeman21 on Mar 6, 2011 8:28 PM EST up reply actions  

I thought it was funny when I was early in high school

"Aroldis Chapman is a seven course meal followed by four hours of sex on the table with a nymphomaniac model heiress who owns her own brewery." - jch24

by BK on Mar 6, 2011 8:29 PM EST up reply actions  

Same here.

"People don't kill people. Burning oreo packages kill people."

by crolfer on Mar 6, 2011 9:34 PM EST up reply actions  

Ron Whote far and away is the funniest of those 4

Bill Engvall is the worst of the 4

Then it comes to be that the soothing light at the end of your tunnel, is just a freight train coming your way...
@btcoop71

by btcoop71 on Mar 7, 2011 8:34 AM EST up reply actions  

*White

Then it comes to be that the soothing light at the end of your tunnel, is just a freight train coming your way...
@btcoop71

by btcoop71 on Mar 7, 2011 8:35 AM EST up reply actions  

I agree with your first point

Dan “Larry the Cable Guy” Whitney is the worst of the 4.

"Aroldis Chapman is a seven course meal followed by four hours of sex on the table with a nymphomaniac model heiress who owns her own brewery." - jch24

by BK on Mar 7, 2011 6:24 PM EST up reply actions  

My wife swears

that my uncle is the Real Larry the Cable Guy. I don’t see the resemblance, and I think she just says that because she’s a sweet little suburban middle class Jew who’s never met more than 2 authentic rednecks before in her life. “My people are as diverse as any other stereotype!” I shout at her, but she just drinks her Dr. Brown’s and counts her money, paying me no mind.

Press spacebar to die!

by Charlie Scrabbles on Mar 7, 2011 8:36 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

saw a recent documentary on comedy

and i saw a name/face from the pace. Ritch Shydner. I thought his “Canyon Man” schtick was fantabulous. Used to slay me.

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by obc2 on Mar 6, 2011 7:59 PM EST reply actions  

People that crack me up:

pretty much any jewish comedian not name Jerry Seinfeld

by 'tHan on Mar 6, 2011 8:00 PM EST reply actions  

i never cared for Richard Lewis or Dice Clay...

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by obc2 on Mar 6, 2011 8:03 PM EST up reply actions  

i haven't seen lewis's stand up

but he’s really funny on curb your enthusiasm.

Dice Clay is ok.

by 'tHan on Mar 6, 2011 8:04 PM EST up reply actions  

richard lewis on stand-up

brutal

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by cesarhernandez on Mar 6, 2011 8:06 PM EST up reply actions  

i tried to make a list of funny jewish comedians

i went here & made it through the b’s before i realized it was going to be an impossibly long list.

by 'tHan on Mar 6, 2011 8:11 PM EST up reply actions  

Adam Sandler?

"People don't kill people. Burning oreo packages kill people."

by crolfer on Mar 6, 2011 9:35 PM EST up reply actions  

sandler is hilarious

there’s not much funnier than his first 2 comedy cd’s

by 'tHan on Mar 6, 2011 10:31 PM EST up reply actions  

Yeah

As bad as some of his movies are, he’s a pretty beastly comedian.

"People don't kill people. Burning oreo packages kill people."

by crolfer on Mar 6, 2011 10:32 PM EST up reply actions  

Yeah, like 15 years ago

Now he’s just a jerk that never grew up, like every jerk in American Suburbia.

Press spacebar to die!

by Charlie Scrabbles on Mar 6, 2011 10:33 PM EST up reply actions  

Everyone's a jerk. You. Me. This jerk.

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by ZJiff30 on Mar 8, 2011 8:40 AM EST up reply actions  

x

The true harbinger of spring is not crocuses or swallows returning to Capistrano, but the sound of the bat on the ball.
Bill Veeck

by PeteyHendrix on Mar 8, 2011 1:27 PM EST up reply actions  

Operaman!!!!!

The true harbinger of spring is not crocuses or swallows returning to Capistrano, but the sound of the bat on the ball.
Bill Veeck

by PeteyHendrix on Mar 7, 2011 2:20 PM EST up reply actions  

Woody Allen

High five!

Press spacebar to die!

by Charlie Scrabbles on Mar 6, 2011 9:50 PM EST up reply actions  

Woody Allen is without a doubt one of the creepiest so called comedians on the face of the earth.

I am the HLM2 of comedian criticism

Dr. Serizawa: "If my device can serve a good purpose, i would announce it to everyone in the world! But in its current form, it's just a weapon of horrible destruction. Please understand, Ogata!"
Hideto Ogata: "I understand. But if we don't use your device against Godzilla, what are we going to do?"

by Madville on Mar 6, 2011 10:11 PM EST up reply actions  

I agree with Mads

Woody Allen is creepy and a pedophile.

and just not funny at all

by Highlifeman21 on Mar 6, 2011 10:27 PM EST up reply actions  

i agree with scrabbles

woody allen & his movies are awesome.

allen himself is hilarious.

by 'tHan on Mar 6, 2011 10:32 PM EST up reply actions  

Some of his written stuff is fantastic too.

But the guy is a genius in the sense that not only was he a fantastic comedian, but also wrote and oversaw two of the greatest movies in cinema.

Oh, and his lighthearted stuff like “Sleeper” and “Broadway Danny Rose” are classics too.

by FordhamRam on Mar 6, 2011 10:35 PM EST up reply actions  

'tHan got it.

Annie Hall and Manhattan are two of the best (I didn’t say the two greatest since “Casablanca” and a few others have to be in there somewhere).

Zelig is a fine one too. “Annie Hall” really is the movie by which all other romantic comedies are judged. “Manhattan,” on the other hand, is fantastic and its use of Gershwin’s music can really only be compared to Fantasia.

by FordhamRam on Mar 6, 2011 10:58 PM EST up reply actions  

I should have clarified

Annie Hall, Manhattan, Zelig were the ones I’d never heard of

I’m a fan of the Gershwins, and Fantasia is some of my favorite music.

In terms of Woody Allen flicks, that would be one trivia category I’d fail miserably

by Highlifeman21 on Mar 7, 2011 11:43 PM EST up reply actions  

Haha, that was kind of a funny sequence.

"People don't kill people. Burning oreo packages kill people."

by crolfer on Mar 8, 2011 12:37 AM EST up reply actions  

I've not heard of any of them and English is my native language

Well as much as it can be, being raised in Kentucky and all.

"He’s like if Ron Gant and Eric Davis had a white baby." -- GlennBraggsSwingAndMissBrokenBat on Drew Stubbs

by jch24 on Mar 8, 2011 8:34 AM EST up reply actions  

Exactly.

Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans

by Farneyismycopilot on Mar 8, 2011 5:30 PM EST up reply actions  

i even like his late 90's through current stuff

and i even liked billy bob thornton doing his woody allen impression in bandits.

by 'tHan on Mar 6, 2011 10:41 PM EST up reply actions  

Annie Hall + Diane Keaton = Sally Fields meets Charlie Sheen on acid.

that’s all I have to say about it.

Dr. Serizawa: "If my device can serve a good purpose, i would announce it to everyone in the world! But in its current form, it's just a weapon of horrible destruction. Please understand, Ogata!"
Hideto Ogata: "I understand. But if we don't use your device against Godzilla, what are we going to do?"

by Madville on Mar 7, 2011 3:07 AM EST up reply actions  

Patton Oswalt is really funny, I think.

But I haven’t really seen a lot from him.

What does a mama bear on the pill have in common with the World Series? No cubs.

by DocRam on Mar 6, 2011 8:01 PM EST reply actions  

patton oswalt makes me feel uneasy

he’s gives a feeling of creepiness, but also feeling sorry for him. i don’t find him particularly funny though.

by 'tHan on Mar 6, 2011 8:02 PM EST up reply actions  

I definitely get the creepy part.

I think that’s part of what makes me laugh.

What does a mama bear on the pill have in common with the World Series? No cubs.

by DocRam on Mar 6, 2011 8:03 PM EST up reply actions  

He's one of my favorites going right now

but I’m not a big follower of the stand up comedian scene, so I’m more of a quiet listener in this conversation.

Press spacebar to die!

by Charlie Scrabbles on Mar 6, 2011 9:52 PM EST up reply actions  

When is the DL Hughley RR comedy tour stop?

its coming up, no???

Buy RED: My Uncensored Life in Rock by Sammy Hagar, today

by obc2 on Mar 6, 2011 8:04 PM EST reply actions  

i need to get tix for one of those shows

he slays me. especially his improv.

tip: don’t sit near the front.

Buy RED: My Uncensored Life in Rock by Sammy Hagar, today

by obc2 on Mar 6, 2011 8:07 PM EST up reply actions  

Wow, I find DL to be anti-funny.

The true harbinger of spring is not crocuses or swallows returning to Capistrano, but the sound of the bat on the ball.
Bill Veeck

by PeteyHendrix on Mar 7, 2011 2:23 PM EST up reply actions  

Chappelle, Steven Wright are up there for me

Also like Lewis Black a lot.

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by cesarhernandez on Mar 6, 2011 8:05 PM EST reply actions  

I saw Lewis Black perform

It was pretty typical, not-very-amusing standup schtick for 2/3 of it.

by Brendanukkah on Mar 6, 2011 8:16 PM EST up reply actions  

Really? That's disappointing

I’ve liked the specials I’ve seen on TV. Of course, comedians usually save their best stuff for TV.

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by cesarhernandez on Mar 6, 2011 8:17 PM EST up reply actions  

He's a tough one to gauge for me

I think a lot of his material is funny, but he cheapens it by the whole “screaming it so people think it’s funnier” bit.

"Aroldis Chapman is a seven course meal followed by four hours of sex on the table with a nymphomaniac model heiress who owns her own brewery." - jch24

by BK on Mar 6, 2011 8:20 PM EST up reply actions  

In works in a small segment on The Daily Show

I like seeing him look like he’s going to have an aneurysm. John Belushi did this almost perfectly in his “Luck of the Irish” report on Weekend Update. But when you stretch it out, it gets old fast.

by Brendanukkah on Mar 6, 2011 8:23 PM EST up reply actions  

A guy I can't stand these days but used to like...

Dennis Miller. I loved his rants on HBO.

What does a mama bear on the pill have in common with the World Series? No cubs.

by DocRam on Mar 6, 2011 8:08 PM EST reply actions  

his last comedy special had one phenomenal bit

about his Filipino maid/au pair meeting frank sinatra

Buy RED: My Uncensored Life in Rock by Sammy Hagar, today

by obc2 on Mar 6, 2011 8:10 PM EST up reply actions  

I haven't seen/heard him for a while.

Last I knew he was doing a show on Fox News or MSNBC or something…but that was a couple of years ago.

What does a mama bear on the pill have in common with the World Series? No cubs.

by DocRam on Mar 6, 2011 8:11 PM EST up reply actions  

Yeah Dennis Miller

He’s turned into kinda a wingnut

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by cesarhernandez on Mar 6, 2011 8:12 PM EST up reply actions  

As Chris Rock once said to him:

“What’s up with the obscure references? We want to get the joke.”

Wear something sexy to my funeral.

by Pops Daniels on Mar 6, 2011 8:33 PM EST up reply actions  

yes she is, so cute

"He’s like if Ron Gant and Eric Davis had a white baby." -- GlennBraggsSwingAndMissBrokenBat on Drew Stubbs

by jch24 on Mar 7, 2011 9:48 AM EST up reply actions  

Artie Lange did it for me back in the day

once he became a huge addict of everything when he got huge on the Stern show, he became less funny

I remember this one skit he did on MadTv about some drunk American President that to this day was absolutely hilarious

as for others not mentioned:

Chappelle (someone mentioned him)
Eddie Murphy (Raw, anyone?)
Russell Peters
Katt Williams (in moderation)
Chelsea Handler

by Highlifeman21 on Mar 6, 2011 8:23 PM EST reply actions  

I picked up Raw a couple of years ago on CD.

I don’t get the appeal.

What does a mama bear on the pill have in common with the World Series? No cubs.

by DocRam on Mar 6, 2011 8:26 PM EST up reply actions  

I liked Eddie Murphy's first two CDs better

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by cesarhernandez on Mar 6, 2011 8:33 PM EST up reply actions  

Forgot about Russell Peters

"Aroldis Chapman is a seven course meal followed by four hours of sex on the table with a nymphomaniac model heiress who owns her own brewery." - jch24

by BK on Mar 6, 2011 8:28 PM EST up reply actions  

Love Chappelle.

"People don't kill people. Burning oreo packages kill people."

by crolfer on Mar 6, 2011 9:36 PM EST up reply actions  

I've tried Chelsea, but I am yet to be impressed.

The true harbinger of spring is not crocuses or swallows returning to Capistrano, but the sound of the bat on the ball.
Bill Veeck

by PeteyHendrix on Mar 7, 2011 2:25 PM EST up reply actions  

Yeah, I only know him from The Soup

I know he does stand up, but I’ve never seen it

by Highlifeman21 on Mar 6, 2011 8:41 PM EST up reply actions  

he was in cincinnati january 2010

and i really wanted to go, but couldn’t for some reason or another.

#CoolStoryJeopardyContestant

by 'tHan on Mar 6, 2011 8:42 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

You were on Jeopardy?

I wanna hear that story

"Those fellas make some good points," Baker said. "They're profane as hell, and they're probably gay, but they make some good points."

Dusty Baker on RR

by DTFH91 on Mar 6, 2011 8:44 PM EST up reply actions  

As far as I know

androsmash is the only RR to have been on Jeopardy

"Aroldis Chapman is a seven course meal followed by four hours of sex on the table with a nymphomaniac model heiress who owns her own brewery." - jch24

by BK on Mar 6, 2011 8:46 PM EST up reply actions  

My dad was on

And not this “College Jeopardy” nonsense, neither.

by Brendanukkah on Mar 6, 2011 8:49 PM EST up reply actions  

Your face is nonsense!

(sobs quietly in her internet corner.)

"there no countrey called west xylophone" Youtube

by andromache on Mar 6, 2011 8:51 PM EST up reply actions  

My goofy Dave Chappelle story

Last summer, my wife and I were in Yellow Springs (Chappelle’s hometown) sitting at a table inside a little deli/grocer where we could watch people on the street through the window. So this kinda skinny bald black guy walks by on the sidewalk, and my wife says “Look, it’s Dave Chappelle!” Of course it wasn’t him and she knew it. So I said to my wife (who is black) “Honey, you’re racist.” So we laughed.
Then, less than a minute later, I’m looking down the street a bit and see this guy go into another shop. It’s Dave Chappelle. I inform my wife of this, and she calls bullshit and calls me racist (I’m white). Doesn’t believe me. We were basically done with our food, so I told her to come and sit outside on a bench with me, and wait a few minutes, and Chappelle will come out.
So we did, and he came out and started talking to some people on the sidewalk. My wife was stunned, and wanted to say something to him, but I thought we shouldn’t bug him. Didn’t want to be THOSE people. He’s probably gained 20 pounds or so from his prime. Anyway, he got on his motorcycle and left a few minutes later.

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by cesarhernandez on Mar 6, 2011 8:31 PM EST reply actions  

I've seen so many Dayton-area celebrities

Chappelle is the one that’s eluded me. I did watch Dave Chappelle’s Block Party at the Little Art though (which you could see in the movie!).

by Brendanukkah on Mar 6, 2011 8:33 PM EST up reply actions  

What Dayton-area celebs? :)

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by cesarhernandez on Mar 6, 2011 8:34 PM EST up reply actions  

You've never seen me in person!

The true harbinger of spring is not crocuses or swallows returning to Capistrano, but the sound of the bat on the ball.
Bill Veeck

by PeteyHendrix on Mar 7, 2011 2:26 PM EST up reply actions  

I have the 8-track of your humor.

Nobody has an 8-track player anymore, so it’s all just in my head.

Red Reporter: A Cincinnati Reds' fan Community Compose of a Bunch of Profane Motherfuckers since February 9th, 2005.

by johnu1 on Mar 8, 2011 12:09 PM EST up reply actions  

How about the douche from the Jeff Schmitt auto commericals?

I saw him and the woman who was the voice of Disney’s Pocahontas in the same evening…..wow! :)

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by cesarhernandez on Mar 6, 2011 8:40 PM EST up reply actions  

As an alumni

West Carrollton never did any #winning. Though I have to believe there is more than tiger blood in the gene pool.

by mrsmith35sg on Mar 7, 2011 2:17 AM EST up reply actions  

My uncle used to work with him.

And my grandma met him too. She’s this heavy older lady and she said he was one of the sweetest people ever. He let her give him a kiss or something.

"People don't kill people. Burning oreo packages kill people."

by crolfer on Mar 6, 2011 9:38 PM EST up reply actions  

An old gal who I remember was very good at stand-up

Lily Tomlin

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by cesarhernandez on Mar 6, 2011 8:50 PM EST reply actions  

And here I always thought

it would be for an appearance on a Rupaul Variety Show. Never woulda thunk Undercover Boss.

Wear something sexy to my funeral.

by Pops Daniels on Mar 6, 2011 9:00 PM EST up reply actions  

How are we forgetting

Don Rickels?

Wear something sexy to my funeral.

by Pops Daniels on Mar 6, 2011 9:07 PM EST reply actions  

Thats becuase Seinfelf is even more useless as a comedian than is Woody Allen

Dr. Serizawa: "If my device can serve a good purpose, i would announce it to everyone in the world! But in its current form, it's just a weapon of horrible destruction. Please understand, Ogata!"
Hideto Ogata: "I understand. But if we don't use your device against Godzilla, what are we going to do?"

by Madville on Mar 6, 2011 10:12 PM EST up reply actions  

Woody Allen is neither funny nor interesting

He is an absurd, whiny little skunk with no masculine traits whatsoever. I think his nose is dripping again.

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by johnu1 on Mar 7, 2011 12:49 AM EST up reply actions  

Testify Brother!!!

Dr. Serizawa: "If my device can serve a good purpose, i would announce it to everyone in the world! But in its current form, it's just a weapon of horrible destruction. Please understand, Ogata!"
Hideto Ogata: "I understand. But if we don't use your device against Godzilla, what are we going to do?"

by Madville on Mar 7, 2011 3:07 AM EST up reply actions  

i agree with this statement

Buy RED: My Uncensored Life in Rock by Sammy Hagar, today

by obc2 on Mar 7, 2011 7:33 AM EST up reply actions  

Hmm, interesting SIS

Dave Chappelle and Chris Rock are good.
Sinbad has a charisma that makes his jokes funnier than they should be, I like him.
Hedberg simply isn’t funny to me, don’t care for him at all.
Dane Cook is really hit or miss; some good stuff, some terrible stuff. My brother loves him.
Jim Gaffigan’s hot pockets thing was hilarious, end of story. Not much else to him though.
Lewis Black is trying a little too hard, but he’s alright.
Ron White is the only thing approaching slightly humorous of the Blue Collar guys.
I have never seen a female comedian that I liked, really.
Cosby is a good comedian.
Eddie Murphy is, eh.
I think Dennis Miller can be (or could be) quite funny, but after that NFL gig it was ruined.
Dunham is terrible.
That kid that draws on the flip posters – he is somewhat funny despite my belief that his act should be terrible based on its premise.
Kings of Comedy were OK, Bernie Mac mainly. Nothing great, but entertaining.

by kcgard2 on Mar 6, 2011 9:19 PM EST reply actions  

Is Zach Galifianakis still considered a comedian?

If so, then him.

"Aroldis Chapman is a seven course meal followed by four hours of sex on the table with a nymphomaniac model heiress who owns her own brewery." - jch24

by BK on Mar 6, 2011 9:21 PM EST reply actions  

Yeah, he still does standup

There’s a few videos of him getting hilarious pissed at a drunk girl at one of his shows.

"Those fellas make some good points," Baker said. "They're profane as hell, and they're probably gay, but they make some good points."

Dusty Baker on RR

by DTFH91 on Mar 6, 2011 9:25 PM EST up reply actions  

Between Two Ferns is some of the funniest shit you will ever see on FOD

Then it comes to be that the soothing light at the end of your tunnel, is just a freight train coming your way...
@btcoop71

by btcoop71 on Mar 7, 2011 8:37 AM EST up reply actions  

he's been the same character in each movie the past few years

i guess that’s not unlike Adam Sandler and Will Ferrell though, is it?

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by obc2 on Mar 7, 2011 9:27 AM EST up reply actions  

True.

We’ll see how long that character can go.

Wear something sexy to my funeral.

by Pops Daniels on Mar 7, 2011 9:28 AM EST up reply actions  

Did you see "It's Kind of a Funny Story"?

He showed some impressive range in that one. He definitely has gotten a lot of mileage out of that one character, but he’s not one-note. It remains to be seen if he can capitalize on that, though.

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by Charlie Scrabbles on Mar 7, 2011 9:40 AM EST up reply actions  

i've stopped seeing films you like

especially after you said Yogi Bear was passable. im pretty sure you’d love Gnomeo and Juliet!

Buy RED: My Uncensored Life in Rock by Sammy Hagar, today

by obc2 on Mar 7, 2011 9:51 AM EST up reply actions  

Does musical comedy count here too?

I think Stephen Lynch is overrated and Bo Burnham is underrated.

"Aroldis Chapman is a seven course meal followed by four hours of sex on the table with a nymphomaniac model heiress who owns her own brewery." - jch24

by BK on Mar 6, 2011 9:22 PM EST reply actions  

I think David Lynch is funnier

And David Lynch creeps the heck out of me.

by FordhamRam on Mar 6, 2011 9:23 PM EST up reply actions  

PDQ Bach ftw.

"People don't kill people. Burning oreo packages kill people."

by crolfer on Mar 6, 2011 9:39 PM EST up reply actions  

Seriously

Thisis one of the most epic pieces ever. Just give it a shot. PLEASE.

"People don't kill people. Burning oreo packages kill people."

by crolfer on Mar 6, 2011 9:49 PM EST up reply actions  

From back in the day before you RRers knew what real humor is...

Sid Cesar
Mel Brooks
Jack Benny
Milton Berle
Red Skelton
Brendanukkah
Harpo Marx
Carol Burnett
Richard Nixon
Mort Sahl
Dick gregory
The Smother’s Brothers
Bob Hope
George Carlin
Will Rogers
Lenny Bruce
George Burns
and maybe the greatest 20th century comedian
George Bush Jr. err
Groucho Marx

Dr. Serizawa: "If my device can serve a good purpose, i would announce it to everyone in the world! But in its current form, it's just a weapon of horrible destruction. Please understand, Ogata!"
Hideto Ogata: "I understand. But if we don't use your device against Godzilla, what are we going to do?"

by Madville on Mar 6, 2011 9:42 PM EST reply actions  

I forgot 3 of my other favs

Dave Chapelle
Alec Baldwin
Lucy Riccardo

Dr. Serizawa: "If my device can serve a good purpose, i would announce it to everyone in the world! But in its current form, it's just a weapon of horrible destruction. Please understand, Ogata!"
Hideto Ogata: "I understand. But if we don't use your device against Godzilla, what are we going to do?"

by Madville on Mar 6, 2011 10:13 PM EST up reply actions  

Groucho Enjoys your list but . . .

He’d never want to belong to a club that would have someone like him as a member.

by FordhamRam on Mar 6, 2011 10:31 PM EST up reply actions  

Something I just learned

Fatty Arbuckle’s real name was Roscoe Conkling Arbuckle. He was named after the 19th Century Republican Party boss and James A. Garfield opponent.

by Brendanukkah on Mar 7, 2011 1:56 AM EST up reply actions  

Bob Hope?

Mads, really? That is the corniest hack of them all.

Wear something sexy to my funeral.

by Pops Daniels on Mar 7, 2011 9:24 AM EST up reply actions  

Bob Hope was a phenomenal Oscars host

im not sure anyone other than Mads remembers those shows however

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by obc2 on Mar 7, 2011 9:28 AM EST up reply actions  

Hope was hampered a lot by censors

He made the best of it and his shows before the overseas soldiers are legend. He was a little more “raw” on stage for those than we ever saw here in the states. His tradeoffs with Bing Crosby in the Road Show movies are very funny.

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by johnu1 on Mar 7, 2011 4:08 PM EST up reply actions  

the "passover" joke made me laugh

What does a mama bear on the pill have in common with the World Series? No cubs.

by DocRam on Mar 7, 2011 12:38 PM EST via mobile up reply actions  

I don't do much stand up comedy

Mrs. Scrabbles and I like to get stand up albums from the library when we go on long car trips, but other than that I don’t consume much of it. I’ll definitely reference this thread next time we take a trip though.

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by Charlie Scrabbles on Mar 6, 2011 10:00 PM EST reply actions  

if the mrs is listening

try some Eddie Izzard, very good british comedy. Very smart. A historical comic.

by RedHotHollywood on Mar 9, 2011 7:22 PM EST up reply actions  

Meh

He’s alright.

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by Charlie Scrabbles on Mar 9, 2011 7:49 PM EST up reply actions  

1) George Carlin

the rest of the pack:

David Cross, BIll Cosby, Dave Chapelle, Lewis Black, Lenny Bruce, Chris Rock, Richard Pryor

by Grahamophone on Mar 6, 2011 10:23 PM EST reply actions  

add Nick Griffin to that list

And it pretty much covers my entire favorites. Louis CK as well.

Set the gearshift to the high gear of your soul.

by Kevin Mitchell is Batman on Mar 6, 2011 10:33 PM EST via mobile up reply actions  

Carlin was very funny

but the problem was that he got trapped inside the “7 dirty words” theme and almost nobody remembered him for anything else. So, you mention Carlin and get “those words” instead of his truly amazing take on life.

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by johnu1 on Mar 7, 2011 4:06 PM EST up reply actions  

I disagree. The seven words bit tailed off significantly as he got older. For me (and I'm guessing people my age)

Seven Words was a bit that fell well behind stuff like Baseball vs. Football, Recycling and Pussy Farts.

Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans

by Farneyismycopilot on Mar 7, 2011 5:55 PM EST up reply actions  

Seven Words was funny to college kids

The other stuff was just funny.
But if you mention Carlin, the first thing they say about him is "the seven words you can’t say on TV … " then they won’t say what they are.

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by johnu1 on Mar 7, 2011 6:22 PM EST up reply actions  

My Short List

1. Groucho Marx
2. Woody Allen

Ok, that’s pretty much my list.

by FordhamRam on Mar 6, 2011 10:32 PM EST reply actions  

God, I love TKITH

Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans

by Farneyismycopilot on Mar 7, 2011 4:12 PM EST up reply actions  

my 2 cents

old days
Marx brothers
Tim Conway & Carol Burnett
more recently
Gilbert Gottfried
Jimmy Kimmel ( best late night comedian by far )

Nobody listens to Andrew

by nlt-andrew68 on Mar 6, 2011 10:52 PM EST reply actions  

Conway can still bring it.

His cameo a few years ago on “30 Rock” was absolutely hilarious.

by FordhamRam on Mar 6, 2011 11:00 PM EST up reply actions  

The Conway sketches with Harvey Korman

are legendary. The best was the dentist chair sketch.

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by johnu1 on Mar 7, 2011 6:24 PM EST up reply actions  

Kimmel DOES have the best monologue easily.

And his weekly “THIS WEEK IN UNNECESSARY CENSORSHIP” is always gold.

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by PeteyHendrix on Mar 7, 2011 2:29 PM EST up reply actions  

Sam Kinison

"Two things were certain in our household: Alabama football and church on Sunday. We were raised to believe in God and root for anyone that was playing against Auburn" Pam Swinney

by Fatback on Mar 6, 2011 11:09 PM EST reply actions  

Funniest Reds fan comedian

Jonathan Winters

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by johnu1 on Mar 6, 2011 11:36 PM EST reply actions  

Maybe the most creative and fluid comedian ever..I think he's my all time fav.

And of course I can’t leave out
Robin Williams or Pee Wee Herman

Dr. Serizawa: "If my device can serve a good purpose, i would announce it to everyone in the world! But in its current form, it's just a weapon of horrible destruction. Please understand, Ogata!"
Hideto Ogata: "I understand. But if we don't use your device against Godzilla, what are we going to do?"

by Madville on Mar 7, 2011 3:18 AM EST up reply actions  

That's funny

because Robin Williams is just frequently doing an impression of Winters.

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by Pops Daniels on Mar 7, 2011 9:26 AM EST up reply actions  

I read through this entire thread, and there is no mention of Robert Schimmel

I still think he was the best stand-up of his generation to never make the jump into a film or TV career.

Or even if I just like such as judged a fish contest that would get me outta the house and in some air.

by RoastBeefKazenzakis on Mar 7, 2011 12:24 AM EST reply actions  

i think Schimmel was the guy i was thinking of from Letterman.

What does a mama bear on the pill have in common with the World Series? No cubs.

by DocRam on Mar 7, 2011 12:41 PM EST via mobile up reply actions  

i think Schimmel was the guy i was thinking of from Letterman.

What does a mama bear on the pill have in common with the World Series? No cubs.

by DocRam on Mar 7, 2011 12:41 PM EST via mobile up reply actions  

a guy who keeps it clean but still makes me laugh

Tim Hawkins.

He does a lot of musical comedy, like this.

His take on “Hey There Delilah” is pretty awesome. And look for one of his Prince impressions — kinda scary.

"The USA despite its flaws and corruption and overall messiness is still a great and powerful instrument of freedom and hope for the entire world." - Madville

by bbjones on Mar 7, 2011 1:09 AM EST reply actions  

here's his

rock star parody.

"The USA despite its flaws and corruption and overall messiness is still a great and powerful instrument of freedom and hope for the entire world." - Madville

by bbjones on Mar 7, 2011 1:12 AM EST up reply actions  

I also enjoy his

kids’ songs set to popular music.

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by ZJiff30 on Mar 8, 2011 8:47 AM EST up reply actions  

Tim Conway.

Carol Burnette. Jeff Foxworthy. Steven Wright. Chris Rock. Richard Pryor. George Carlin. Dana Carvey.

And while not strictly a comedian I suppose, Johnny Carson made me laugh probably more than anyone else on the planet.

We Are ... Marshall!

by Thundering Turtle on Mar 7, 2011 7:42 AM EST reply actions  

Johnny Carson was glorious.

Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans

by Farneyismycopilot on Mar 7, 2011 5:56 PM EST up reply actions  

Bernie Mac's stand up was hilarious

RIP

Then it comes to be that the soothing light at the end of your tunnel, is just a freight train coming your way...
@btcoop71

by btcoop71 on Mar 7, 2011 8:37 AM EST reply actions  

Drew Carey’s standup was awesome
Bobcat had me in tears a couple years ago
if you can forget that he was on that douche of a show (both of em actually), Bob Saget
My dad and I used to watch Louie Anderson’s HBO special back in the day and just lose it
Bill Cosby’s Himself is an all time classic …

"And a high fly ball to center field. He hit it a ton. And the 2010 National League Central Division Champs are the Cincinnati Reds!"

by joshuar9476 on Mar 7, 2011 8:48 AM EST reply actions  

I've only seen a few comedians live

Saw Seinfeld right after he went back on tour after the show. Jim Gaffigan opened for him and completely stole the show. Seinfeld was meh.

Saw Jon Stewart when he came to town 6 or 7 years ago. He had clearly been out of stand up for a while as he didn’t really have material or a rhythm. I remember the guy that opened for him was hilarious, but I don’t remember the guy’s name.

Coincidentally, I just happen to be reading Mike Birbiglia’s book. It’s kind of funny, but it’s interesting to see comedians talk about getting their start. It’s a terrifying occupation. Steve Martin’s Born Standing Up was similar (though much more about developing his stand up than Birbiglia’s). I really enjoy learning about why these guys are so fucked up.

To answer the question, my favorites all time are Steven Wright and Mitch Hedberg. Also a big fan of Bill Hicks, Jim Gaffigan, Jake Johansen, and Louis C.K. I miss old Comedy Central when they used to show stand up all day.

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by Slyde on Mar 7, 2011 11:23 AM EST reply actions  

Slyder - I just finished Birbiglia's book.

We might as well be in a fuckin’ book club, dude. Birbiglia, Gladwell, and John Erardi. I assume you have the same current reads:
Einstein: His Life and Universe
The Singularity Is Near: When Humans Transcend Biology
Odd Man Out: A Year on the Mound with a Minor League Misfit
A Hard Day’s Write: The Stories Behind Every Beatles Song

The true harbinger of spring is not crocuses or swallows returning to Capistrano, but the sound of the bat on the ball.
Bill Veeck

by PeteyHendrix on Mar 7, 2011 2:34 PM EST up reply actions  

I have Odd Man Out

I started reading it, but I couldn’t get into it. Maybe I’ll try it again.

The Einstein book looks interesting to me. I might have to give it a try.

I just finished Birbiglia’s book this afternoon (quick read). Unfortunately, I had already heard the whole last chapter on The Moth, which sucks because that’s the best story in the book and I already knew all of the details.

My next book will be The Extra 2% when it loads to my Kindle tomorrow.

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by Slyde on Mar 7, 2011 2:46 PM EST up reply actions  

is Wire to Wire on Kindle yet?

tHan wants to read it but won’t read hardcovers…

Buy RED: My Uncensored Life in Rock by Sammy Hagar, today

by obc2 on Mar 7, 2011 3:21 PM EST up reply actions  

You might want to check out The Bullpen Gospels. Dirk is a pretty good writer, and it moves along.

The true harbinger of spring is not crocuses or swallows returning to Capistrano, but the sound of the bat on the ball.
Bill Veeck

by PeteyHendrix on Mar 8, 2011 1:29 PM EST up reply actions  

Heh

Coincidentally I started reading the sample last night while in bed since I didn’t want to buy another new book. It is well-written. If I hadn’t already bought The Extra 2%, I would have just bought the Bullpen Gospels. That’ll be next on my list.

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by Slyde on Mar 8, 2011 1:44 PM EST up reply actions  

best baseball book last year was Doug Glanville's

Bullpen Gospels was damn decent, but didnt blow me away. I liked its brutal honesty.

Buy RED: My Uncensored Life in Rock by Sammy Hagar, today

by obc2 on Mar 8, 2011 6:27 PM EST up reply actions  

And you can skip the Einstein book unless you're really into quantum physics.

It’s a bit of a heavy, detailed read. I’m around page 160 of 550.

I CHUBB WHEN STUBBS CLUBBS!

by PeteyHendrix on Mar 9, 2011 2:28 PM EST up reply actions  

as a comedian, i implore you to just go to a random club

most people these days go to a show with a ticket from ticketmaster at some theatre, or hit improvs, funnybone’s, joke hole’s, etc only when their favorite tv star is in town. I’m a paid regular at The Comedy Store and the Hollywood Improv and the rooms are empty every night. Stand up’s dying. Eddie Murphy played to a crowd of 13 last night, so please, see live comedy. My rent depends on it.

by RedHotHollywood on Mar 9, 2011 7:49 PM EST up reply actions  

I used to go often before the babies arrived.

Often, the random comic turns out to be a favorite. Plus, it is the best place on Earth to take a first date.

Wear something sexy to my funeral.

by Pops Daniels on Mar 9, 2011 8:02 PM EST up reply actions  

Agreed on the first date thing -- assuming she has a good sense of humor. (That can backfire quickly)

Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans

by Farneyismycopilot on Mar 9, 2011 8:28 PM EST up reply actions  

yeah.

Tim Wilson’s not necessarily the best first date for “some” girls.

/knowfromexperiencedamnit’d

Set the gearshift to the high gear of your soul.

by Kevin Mitchell is Batman on Mar 9, 2011 9:12 PM EST up reply actions  

Geesh - If she doesn't have a good sense of humor, fuck her.

If she DOES have a good sense of humor, also fuck her.

I CHUBB WHEN STUBBS CLUBBS!

by PeteyHendrix on Mar 10, 2011 1:58 AM EST up reply actions  

HAH! But in all seriousness. My buddy took a chick on date to see Stanhope. He did not know she was

a “proud Christian” that ended poorly.

Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans

by Farneyismycopilot on Mar 10, 2011 3:23 PM EST up reply actions  

I would not know!

Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans

by Farneyismycopilot on Mar 10, 2011 5:08 PM EST up reply actions  

If it sucked

It was better than that.

"People don't kill people. Burning oreo packages kill people."

by crolfer on Mar 10, 2011 5:52 PM EST up reply actions  

This man knows of what he speaks (obviously). Go Bananas in Montgomery was one of my absolute favorite places

in late high school and when I’d come home from college — college kids got in for $5 on Thursdays.

Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans

by Farneyismycopilot on Mar 9, 2011 8:30 PM EST up reply actions  

agreed.

I’ve hit Comedy Off Broadway in Lex several times for random shows. I love random comedy.

Set the gearshift to the high gear of your soul.

by Kevin Mitchell is Batman on Mar 9, 2011 9:13 PM EST up reply actions  

eh, I went to a few clubs when I was much younger

but it’s been 7 or 8 years since I’ve been to a comedy show. It’s hard to just pop over to a comedy club with kids these days. I’ll get back to that lifestyle when the kids are old enough for me to just disappear on them unannounced – so, like when they are 7 or 8. :)

Seriously though, I wish I could go. Every time I see a comedian that I like come to town, I regret not being able to go. And I don’t really want to go see people who are mainly TV stars now as those guys don’t have refined stand up skills anymore. I went to Seinfeld with a group of friends that wanted to see him and we went to see Jon Stewart with some old friends of ours who happened to be in town at the same time. Otherwise, I’d much rather see touring comics as their act tends to be tighter. Hopefully, someday I’ll be able to do that again.

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by Slyde on Mar 10, 2011 9:19 AM EST up reply actions  

The one I regret skipping the most was Mitch Hedberg

He came to town in 2004 (I think). We were planning to go, but we dilly-dallied on getting tickets and before we knew it, we missed the show. He never came back to town again. That was also the point where I realized that we’re pretty much beyond just popping over to a club anymore. I was officially old.

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by Slyde on Mar 10, 2011 9:22 AM EST up reply actions  

he was at go bananas in 2000

my mom & uncle went to see him not even knowing he would be there.

that was the same day as an afternoon reds vs. pirates game & an evening buffett concert, so I was at those.

When Hedberg was here in 2004 i think he was at a larger venue & with stephen lynch.

i really wanted to make the drive up from Lexington, but I couldn’t get off work in time.

the moral of the story? i guess i really wanted to see hedberg in concert, but never got to.

by 'tHan on Mar 10, 2011 9:39 AM EST up reply actions  

Now that I think about it

It was in Ann Arbor in November, 2004. We had just moved up there and were going to go with a friend that lived in Detroit, but he backed out about a week before and we never got around to getting tickets. I always assumed that he’d be back sometime. Sigh.

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by Slyde on Mar 10, 2011 11:58 AM EST up reply actions  

I'm pretty sure that's the show I reference below

Sounds like the right timeframe.

"He’s like if Ron Gant and Eric Davis had a white baby." -- GlennBraggsSwingAndMissBrokenBat on Drew Stubbs

by jch24 on Mar 10, 2011 9:46 AM EST up reply actions  

Hhhhmmmm, when did I see him then?

It definitely wasn’t at Bogart’s, I’m almost positive it was at the levee.

"He’s like if Ron Gant and Eric Davis had a white baby." -- GlennBraggsSwingAndMissBrokenBat on Drew Stubbs

by jch24 on Mar 10, 2011 9:58 AM EST up reply actions  

i was trying to search the old funny bone calendars

but they’re hard to find.

the bogart’s show was november 20th & i think that tour started in April, so he very well may have been at the Funny Bone earlier in the year.

by 'tHan on Mar 10, 2011 10:00 AM EST up reply actions  

I got free tickets to Funny Bone on the levee once for some guy I hadn't heard of

Mitch Hedberg. Best damned comedy show I’ve ever been to.

"He’s like if Ron Gant and Eric Davis had a white baby." -- GlennBraggsSwingAndMissBrokenBat on Drew Stubbs

by jch24 on Mar 10, 2011 9:45 AM EST up reply actions  

I almost forgot.

I saw Daniel Tosh live about 8-9 years ago. He killed then. He kills now.

Wear something sexy to my funeral.

by Pops Daniels on Mar 7, 2011 12:18 PM EST reply actions  

David Cross has only received two mentions on here

Does he annoy people that much?

I actually think he is hilarious…

by Grahamophone on Mar 7, 2011 1:37 PM EST reply actions  

He doesn't annoy me.

But I would like him to get to the bit quicker and move on quicker. He tends to beat a dead horse.

Wear something sexy to my funeral.

by Pops Daniels on Mar 7, 2011 5:54 PM EST up reply actions  

Exactly

He has some funny stuff, but then he goes on for 45 minutes about “Fuck George Bush” and it’s like, we get it dude, whatever.

Tobias is one of my all-time favorite tv characters, though. He was pitch-perfect.

Press spacebar to die!

by Charlie Scrabbles on Mar 7, 2011 8:38 PM EST up reply actions  

Everything from that TV show was pitch-perfect.

"People don't kill people. Burning oreo packages kill people."

by crolfer on Mar 7, 2011 9:11 PM EST up reply actions  

I am not a David Cross fan but I will say this -- the man is a highly underrated physical comedian.

Some of the shit he did in AD is remarkably tough to do with such precision.

Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans

by Farneyismycopilot on Mar 7, 2011 9:35 PM EST up reply actions  

All-time makes it tough.

Finalists: Sam Kinison, Chris Rock, Richard Pryor, Eddie Murphy, George Carlin, Louis C.K., Don Rickles, Mitch Hedberg.

I’d have to pick Sam Kinison.

The true harbinger of spring is not crocuses or swallows returning to Capistrano, but the sound of the bat on the ball.
Bill Veeck

by PeteyHendrix on Mar 7, 2011 2:03 PM EST reply actions  

I love Kinison too

The records routine he did made me cry the first time I heard it

"Those fellas make some good points," Baker said. "They're profane as hell, and they're probably gay, but they make some good points."

Dusty Baker on RR

by DTFH91 on Mar 7, 2011 2:09 PM EST up reply actions  

Funny? check. Hot? check.

Iliza Shlesinger. Started watching her Comedy Central special just because the channel was on, laughed my ass off, got lost in how she was hot as hell, and turned my brain back on in time to laugh my ass off again before it was over. Then realized again she was smokin’.

Set the gearshift to the high gear of your soul.

by Kevin Mitchell is Batman on Mar 7, 2011 2:24 PM EST reply actions  

ex:

Set the gearshift to the high gear of your soul.

by Kevin Mitchell is Batman on Mar 7, 2011 2:25 PM EST up reply actions  

Um....

I’ve never seen her before. But, I need to. Wow.

Wear something sexy to my funeral.

by Pops Daniels on Mar 7, 2011 6:13 PM EST up reply actions  

Seconded.

"People don't kill people. Burning oreo packages kill people."

by crolfer on Mar 7, 2011 6:21 PM EST up reply actions  

...in her bra!

BAZZOOOOOONGA!!

I think I saw her special not too long ago. She’s prettier than she is funny.

Press spacebar to die!

by Charlie Scrabbles on Mar 7, 2011 8:39 PM EST up reply actions  

she's no sarah silverman

"And a high fly ball to center field. He hit it a ton. And the 2010 National League Central Division Champs are the Cincinnati Reds!"

by joshuar9476 on Mar 7, 2011 7:49 PM EST up reply actions  

If we're talking all time: Pryor, Carlin, Hicks, Groucho and Redd Foxx.

Currently, its C.K, Chappelle, Rock (when he does his impromptu shows), Black and Jim Norton.

Yeah, if you haven’t guessed. I like’m mean and angry.

As for female comedians Joan Rivers is still great once you get beyond the plastic surgery, the untalented daughter red carpet dribble and E! shit. The old gal still has some good shit to say, unfortunately she’s such a caricature now that few people take her seriously. Lisa Lampinelli (sp?) and Cho are awful. Britian’s been popping out some solid female stand-ups lately. Also, Sarah Silverman has very few limited moments and her stage presence is kind of shitty.

Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans

by Farneyismycopilot on Mar 7, 2011 3:02 PM EST reply actions  

Also, I like Patton Oswalt but when he stays within his realm of the mundane. When he gets into political stuff the humor

doesn’t always go with him.

Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans

by Farneyismycopilot on Mar 7, 2011 3:03 PM EST up reply actions  

I'm with you on most of this.

Joan, Lisa, and Sarah are really funny. After that, there is a significant drop off, in my mind.

The true harbinger of spring is not crocuses or swallows returning to Capistrano, but the sound of the bat on the ball.
Bill Veeck

by PeteyHendrix on Mar 7, 2011 3:14 PM EST up reply actions  

Also, how the fuck did I forget Bill Burr.

His evisceration of Philly alone makes him awesome.

Yeah, the quality of that video is shitty but you get the point.

Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans

by Farneyismycopilot on Mar 7, 2011 3:29 PM EST up reply actions  

Here's better audio quality

right here.

Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans

by Farneyismycopilot on Mar 7, 2011 3:31 PM EST up reply actions  

Rock was great on Kanye's new album too

“I need to thank that motherfucker! I’m gonna buy his album. I’m gonna download it. I’m gonna shoot a bootlegger!”

by Brendanukkah on Mar 7, 2011 3:42 PM EST up reply actions  

FWIW, I've seen in person: Carlin, Rickles, Norton, Louis CK, Eddie Griffin, Lewis Black.

I’ve had the pleasure on working on projects with Mitch Hedberg, Wanda Sykes, Nick Swardson, Keenen Ivory Wayans, Damon Wayans, Greg Fitzsimmons, Pablo Francisco, Bonnie McFarlane (really funny gal I hadn’t mentioned yet), Kathy Griffin, Darrell Hammond, Mitch Fatel, Jim Bruer, Dane Cook, Tom Kenny, Paul F. Tompkins, Victoria Jackson, Mike Ricca, and Jeff Dunham.

The true harbinger of spring is not crocuses or swallows returning to Capistrano, but the sound of the bat on the ball.
Bill Veeck

by PeteyHendrix on Mar 7, 2011 3:26 PM EST reply actions  

Who was the biggest cock out of that group?

Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans

by Farneyismycopilot on Mar 7, 2011 3:28 PM EST up reply actions  

HA!

The true harbinger of spring is not crocuses or swallows returning to Capistrano, but the sound of the bat on the ball.
Bill Veeck

by PeteyHendrix on Mar 7, 2011 3:43 PM EST up reply actions  

None were much trouble, but when I worked on Keenen's late night talk show he was NEVER on schedule...

…which became a problem for everyone.

The true harbinger of spring is not crocuses or swallows returning to Capistrano, but the sound of the bat on the ball.
Bill Veeck

by PeteyHendrix on Mar 7, 2011 3:45 PM EST up reply actions  

Greg Fitzsimmons did a show at my college, which I appreciated because my college was in the middle of absolutely nowhere

Dean Edwards was supposed to do a show there, but had to cancel because he had just been hired to be an SNL cast member. And then never actually was on SNL.

by Brendanukkah on Mar 7, 2011 3:41 PM EST up reply actions  

I've seen him live too.

Quite good.

Wear something sexy to my funeral.

by Pops Daniels on Mar 7, 2011 6:10 PM EST up reply actions  

Are we keeping this to just stand up guys or are sketch troops allowed too (Sandler and FOTC have been mention so I wasn't sure)?

If sketch/improv groups are allowed these groups are pretty damn funny:

And of course the classics:

Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans

by Farneyismycopilot on Mar 7, 2011 9:47 PM EST reply actions  

If we're talking comedic actors (Sandler and such), what about Gene Wilder?

"He’s like if Ron Gant and Eric Davis had a white baby." -- GlennBraggsSwingAndMissBrokenBat on Drew Stubbs

by jch24 on Mar 7, 2011 10:02 PM EST up reply actions  

Wilder's awesome.

Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans

by Farneyismycopilot on Mar 7, 2011 10:03 PM EST up reply actions  

Anyone who hasn't seen the original film THE PRODUCERS is in for a treat!

The true harbinger of spring is not crocuses or swallows returning to Capistrano, but the sound of the bat on the ball.
Bill Veeck

by PeteyHendrix on Mar 8, 2011 1:30 PM EST up reply actions  

definitely a fan of that movie

I’d have to look at the entire anthology of Mel Brooks to find one I don’t like, aside from High Society

by Highlifeman21 on Mar 8, 2011 7:22 PM EST up reply actions  

This!

Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans

by Farneyismycopilot on Mar 8, 2011 8:13 PM EST up reply actions  

Yes, yes.

Strangelove is his magnum opus and the finest piece of satire produced in the past 50 years. Simply brilliant.

Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans

by Farneyismycopilot on Mar 8, 2011 2:10 AM EST up reply actions  

Yessir

"He’s like if Ron Gant and Eric Davis had a white baby." -- GlennBraggsSwingAndMissBrokenBat on Drew Stubbs

by jch24 on Mar 8, 2011 8:34 AM EST up reply actions  

Buddy Hackett

Haven’t seen this one mentioned yet.

by ThisonebelongstotheReds on Mar 7, 2011 11:34 PM EST reply actions  

Hackett is a good one

Las Vegas live acts were his best. He and Redd Foxx memorialized the stage genre with their sometimes crude, but often remarkably poignant delivery.

Hackett: Women don’t fart. Sometimes they are around a farting dog, however.

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by johnu1 on Mar 8, 2011 12:07 PM EST up reply actions  

Bob Saget?

"He’s like if Ron Gant and Eric Davis had a white baby." -- GlennBraggsSwingAndMissBrokenBat on Drew Stubbs

by jch24 on Mar 8, 2011 7:27 PM EST reply actions  

Someone mentioned him. But his on-stage persona is bad. He's funny but I'd rather listen to him on a CD or something

than have to watch him awkwardly stand up there.

I honestly think he should sit. It would make for a better show.

Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans

by Farneyismycopilot on Mar 8, 2011 8:15 PM EST up reply actions  

Okay - I have read this entire post again tonight

There is now absolutely no doubt that my favorite funniest comedian is:

Brendanukkah

Dr. Serizawa: "If my device can serve a good purpose, i would announce it to everyone in the world! But in its current form, it's just a weapon of horrible destruction. Please understand, Ogata!"
Hideto Ogata: "I understand. But if we don't use your device against Godzilla, what are we going to do?"

by Madville on Mar 8, 2011 11:33 PM EST reply actions  

Doug Stanhope, without a doubt

Unfortunately people remember him from the “Man Show” replacement years with Joe Rogan. His act is like Bill Hicks but more raw and less well known.

by RedHotHollywood on Mar 9, 2011 1:38 PM EST reply actions  

I forgot Stanhope! Shit, I do love his standup.

Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans

by Farneyismycopilot on Mar 9, 2011 2:33 PM EST up reply actions  

Mitch Hedburg, Brian Regan (not yet mentioned), Chris Rock, Daniel Tosh

Friend of mine was in a hotel years ago and ran into Mitch. He ended up giving him directions to the club that he was performing at that weekend.

by TheCinWin on Mar 10, 2011 8:18 AM EST reply actions  

Although 'nukkah is my all time fav

This guy has got to be in my top 10:

I am whatever you say I am; if I wasn't, then why would you say I am.
Eminem

by Madville on Mar 10, 2011 11:22 AM EST reply actions  

What do Bob Newhart and Guns and Roses have in common?

They are the only two artists to have 2 records occupy the #1 and #2 sales chart positions at the same time. Aint that some shit.

Wear something sexy to my funeral.

by Pops Daniels on Mar 11, 2011 8:23 PM EST reply actions   1 recs

Welcome to the Jungle!

Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans

by Farneyismycopilot on Mar 12, 2011 12:08 PM EST up reply actions  

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