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Cactus League Game 8: Reds vs. Cubs

Next Game

Cincinnati Reds
vs. Chicago Cubs

Sunday, March 6, 2011, 3:05 PM EST
Goodyear Ballpark

Johnny Cueto vs. Todd Wellemeyer

Coverage:
TV: None; RADIO: 700 WLW (& affiliates); WEB: Gameday/Gameday Audio

Cloudy. Game time temperature around 75.


The bats have been quiet lately, which is not a surprising result during the first week of spring. No better time for an offensive outpouring than against the split-squad Cubs. The Dodgers have Dempster today, while the Reds get former-Cardinal-turned-Giant Todd Wellemeyer. Johnny Cueto makes his second start of the Spring. He went 3 innings in Game 3, giving up 2 ER but no walks. Dave Sappelt, meanwhile, is getting a surprising amount of early playing time. Could he have a better chance (greater than 5%) of making the team than expected?

There were some noteworthy revelations from Dusty reported by John Fay this morning. They include a plan to give Jay Bruce a look in the leadoff spot and the likelihood that Edgar Renteria is not going to be more than an emergency option at third base. While Janish v. Renteria is not a zero-sum game across multiple positions, it becomes more like one when they're both being strictly used at short.  And if Brandon Phillips is healthy, SS and PH opportunities appear to be Renteria's wheelhouse for 2011. Some of the total playing time Dusty intended to give Renteria at other positions could cut into to Janish's tentative "starter" status. 

Before any protest marches get planned, Renteria's presence atop today's lineup is probably little more than an attempt to get him a few more ABs. Dusty also mentioned this morning that Drew Stubbs would be the "primo guy" to have at leadoff. Unless Drew is Dusty's "connection" - or he was just peppering in some Spanish - I think this indicates that Stubb-Hub will get another chance to establish himself as table-setter this season. Given the options, Stubbs is as close to a consensus pick as it comes right now, though I'm guessing we'll see Renteria, Janish and Cairo in the #2 spot a few more times than we'd like.

Star-divide

Lineups

Cincinnati RedsCHICAGO CUBS
Edgar Renteria 2B Blake DeWitt 2B
Paul Janish SS Starlin Castro SS
Fred Lewis LF Tyler Colvin DH
Juan Francisco 3B Alfonso Soriano LF
Yonder Alonso 1B Carlos Pena 1B
Chris Heisey RF Marquez Smith 3B
Ramon Hernandez C Brett Jackson CF
Dave Sappelt CF Koyie Hill C
Devin Mesoraco DH James Adduci RF

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by obc2 on Mar 6, 2011 1:17 PM EST reply actions   1 recs

I remain convinced

that Lewis is going to end up getting a lot of playing time and will be in the leadoff spot when he plays.

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by nycredsfan on Mar 6, 2011 1:21 PM EST via mobile reply actions  

I'd hope so

He’s just not getting mentioned as leadoff option and Dusty keeps referring to Gomes as the LFer. Could just be the player’s mgr talking, but he’s been supportive of Gomes:

A lot of people want to give Jonny Gomes’ job away to someone else. Then you don’t have any production in the lineup.

I think he kinda hasn’t formed an opinion on Lewis yet, but I wouldn’t be surprised if he gets treated used like Chris Dickerson for a while and/or doesn’t see much time at leadoff.

"OVERCHARGE, v. To ask a higher price than you can get." -Ambrose Bierce

by RijoSaboCaseyWKRP on Mar 6, 2011 1:31 PM EST up reply actions  

I'm pretty sure he means "RBIs" when he says production

I think he feels like he needs Gomes as a slugger in the middle of the lineup. Gomes would be fine in the 5/6 spot as long as he sat against most righties and in pitcher vs. opponent matchups that somehow spray a lot of balls to LF.

"OVERCHARGE, v. To ask a higher price than you can get." -Ambrose Bierce

by RijoSaboCaseyWKRP on Mar 6, 2011 1:36 PM EST up reply actions  

I can even put up with his defense if he's only doing it against Lefties.

Just sit the man against righties!

"People don't kill people. Burning oreo packages kill people."

by crolfer on Mar 6, 2011 1:54 PM EST up reply actions  

This is part of the reason I think Lewis will get his fair shake

Dusty and Walt may be blinded by his RBI totals (and honestly, if I had hit 4th or 5th on that team all last year, I probably could’ve racked up 86 RBI too) but they definitely know he sucks at defense. And Walt yesterday said that pitching and defense were the strength of the team. Lewis is no great shakes, but he’s much better than Gomes, and that’s why I think he’ll get his fair share of time out there.

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by nycredsfan on Mar 6, 2011 2:03 PM EST up reply actions  

Wood pitching against a RH-hitting lineup

for example. I don’t care who the other team is pitching, that would be a good day for Lewis (or Heisey).

You're never as bad as you look when you lose. You're never as good as you look when you win.

by JasperRed on Mar 6, 2011 4:27 PM EST up reply actions  

Yeah, I'm really hoping this is a case of Dusty saying one thing and doing another

Which he has been known to do. I also hope that this is a case of Dusty trying to motivate Lewis. I ALSO hope that Gomes sucks so bad this spring and Lewis is so good that it forces Dusty’s hand. I hate rooting against guys on my own team (Cabrera’d) but I feel forced to in this situation.

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by nycredsfan on Mar 6, 2011 1:36 PM EST via mobile up reply actions  

I'd prefer this to seeing Jay in the leadoff spot

I think he’s going to be a monster at the plate this season and I want him batting cleanup.

by Brendanukkah on Mar 6, 2011 2:18 PM EST up reply actions  

Absolutely. Jay in the leadoff spot would be a huge waste.

"Penus, stale beer, and day old hot dogs. Love it"--justin007000

by nycredsfan on Mar 6, 2011 2:26 PM EST up reply actions  

why isn't drew a waste?

i mean, he hits a ton of homers, too, gets on base at a good clip, etc… (i’m really asking.)

by Daedalus on Mar 6, 2011 2:29 PM EST up reply actions  

Speed?

Maybe? Even though I don’t recall Stubbs being particularly astonishing on the bags last season.

Hark!

by Lucky Pierre on Mar 6, 2011 2:44 PM EST up reply actions  

this is pure opinion, but

Bruce’s SLG was 50 points higher last year, and my guess is that Stubbs’ could go down while Bruce’s will go up. Basically, I trust Bruce’s power more than Stubbs.

"Penus, stale beer, and day old hot dogs. Love it"--justin007000

by nycredsfan on Mar 6, 2011 3:35 PM EST up reply actions  

I think it's this in a nutshell.

Expectations are that Bruce will hit .280/.380/.500 and that Stubbs will hit .250/.340/.440.

by jsl413 on Mar 6, 2011 4:30 PM EST up reply actions  

what's your definition of at a good clip?

I agree that Drew’s power is a waste as a lead off hitter, but his lack of ability to get on base is more why I like him between 5 and 7 in the lineup….

by Highlifeman21 on Mar 6, 2011 6:14 PM EST up reply actions  

and how do you feel about that?

I hope Lewis starts against RHP in LF and leads off

I’m ok if Heisey gets some time in LF, but he shouldn’t lead off. I don’t think Stubbs should lead off, The Franchise shouldn’t lead off. Bruce shouldn’t lead off.

Who’s that leave? Hanigan?

by Highlifeman21 on Mar 6, 2011 6:11 PM EST up reply actions  

I agree that none of those guys are optimal leadoff guys

I agree that Lewis should start in LF and leadoff against righties.

"Penus, stale beer, and day old hot dogs. Love it"--justin007000

by nycredsfan on Mar 6, 2011 6:53 PM EST up reply actions  

I had a terrible Amtrak experience

it was so bad I actually called and cancelled my return ticket from the train, and I am using the refund to be a plane ticket (which isn’t that much more than the train ticket). If the staffs behavior on my train is at all represenative of their normal attitudes I have no idea how people ride Amtrak multiple times (outside of the Northeast). I can handle delays but the staff was rude, nasty, and demeaning to multiple passengers.

"If you have selfish ignorant citizens you're gonna get selfish ignorant leaders."-George Carlin

by justin007000 on Mar 6, 2011 1:43 PM EST reply actions  

troll

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by nycredsfan on Mar 6, 2011 1:51 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

and a troll

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by PeteyHendrix on Mar 6, 2011 4:50 PM EST up reply actions  

so

I take it that bringing a flask thing didn’t work for you?

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by BubbaFan on Mar 6, 2011 1:55 PM EST up reply actions  

the flask wasn't an issue,

the problem was when we had delays, I accept delays as a part of travel and understand they do occur, we weren’t told what was going on, when we asked the responses were rude, and things broke down to a screaming match between another passenger (who started out pretty resonablely) and a conductor (who just kept escalating the situation).

We sat for 1 hour in Indy with no explanation, it turned out we were waiting for a bus from Chicago filled with passengers who missed their connection to our train by 10 minutes, so rather than hold our train 10 minutes we left Chicago ontime and waiting an hour in Indy. No announcements were made about the situation, no explanation at all.

We sat for 3 hours 10 miles outside of Cincinnati because the police shut down the line due to a shouting, and the cops needed to do a criminal investigation. Again no explanation for the first hour, I finally went to the lounge car where all the conductors were sitting, asked what was going on, and they said the cops shut down the line. About an hour after that a conductor finally said that the police shut down the line as they were trying to apprehend a suspect, and a passenger who was bewildered by that asked “What does that have to do with our train?” and the conductor snidely remarked “nothing if you don’t mind killing cops.” and he walked away. We sat for another hour with no updates, no communication.

Finally at 7AM we started to move again. Shortly afterwards the conductor came to prep the door in our car for arrival; which lead to the first event I told you about. We were treated like shit, received little information, and were treated like an afterthought. I would have been annoyed but accepted the delays, but the rude and nasty manner of the staff has turned me off on Amtrak.

"If you have selfish ignorant citizens you're gonna get selfish ignorant leaders."-George Carlin

by justin007000 on Mar 6, 2011 2:08 PM EST up reply actions  

wow

That sounds pretty crazy.

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by BubbaFan on Mar 6, 2011 2:19 PM EST up reply actions  

chooooooooochoooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

you’ve never been on a plane with a troublemaker passenger, a mechanical problem, or some other delay? sitting at the gate for a few hours, not allowed off the plane, with zero idea of what’s going on? (these days you wonder if you’re gonna get blown up when that happens.) this kind of experience has nothing to do with amtrak and everything to do with the way all people are treated as “customers” these days. just the thought of getting on a plane in a few weeks turns my stomach. when the heck are we finally gonna be able to use teleports???

by Daedalus on Mar 6, 2011 2:27 PM EST up reply actions  

i've had plenty of bad experiences flying

rejected takeoffs, aircraft swaps, diversions, long delays with little reason, i once waited 2 hours for my bags at CVG because i missed my connection to DAY, and Delta just didn’t seem to understand that the plane to DAY was gone, and we were in CVG, and our bags were in CVG so we should be united, and that was after a transatlantic flight, and sitting on the ground for 3 hours during a thunderstorm, on a flight that was 2 hours late prior to the storm.

I’ve sat on all sorts of taxiways, tarmaxs, gates, etc.

But I have never seen customers degraded quite like this. This was at a whole new level, I have had bad flight attendents, rude gate agents, snotty check in agents. But I have generally been told about the situation. I even get the mild rudeness, it is misdirected at us, their company (both amtrak and the airlines) have cut their job security, pay, pensions, etc, but I have never seen anything like I saw last night.

"If you have selfish ignorant citizens you're gonna get selfish ignorant leaders."-George Carlin

by justin007000 on Mar 6, 2011 2:35 PM EST up reply actions  

Every time I take the train there are significant delays.

And I don’t think anyone’s ever explained any of them to me. The only way I found out about the car we hit in Virginia was hearsay from another passenger and then a Google News search once I made it home. They never updated us on how late we’d arrive. In fact, I’m not sure I’ve ever interacted with a staff member on a train ever, except the person in the dining car. It never occurred to me to get indignant about this until now. Seriously. Damn the man!

I still think it’s worth it for the price, though.

by the finest muffins on Mar 6, 2011 2:52 PM EST up reply actions  

I feel paying customers should know what is going on

I get the delays. Amtrak doesn’t control any tracks in the Midwest. Amtrak is at the will of freight companies. But when the train is 10 miles out of a station, and sits for 4 hours without moving, I expect an explanation. Especially when there is somebody picking you up. I don’t even need explecit information just, cops shut down the line we may be here for a long time, or waiting for bus, will probably leave in an hour or so.

"If you have selfish ignorant citizens you're gonna get selfish ignorant leaders."-George Carlin

by justin007000 on Mar 6, 2011 2:57 PM EST up reply actions  

I think the reason I have higher expectations is I have used long distance trains in Europe and China

In Europe I went from Amsterdam to Berlin, and that train was on time down to the minute. I also took a train from Cork to Dublin, and when we were delayed there were announcements explaining the situation and were even given new ETA.

I don’t remember much from the Chinese train other than it went from Shanghai to Beijing and it was timely.

Even the L makes automated announcements when their are mechanical problems, waiting for signal clearance, track maintenance, or problems with trains down the line delaying us.

It is just polite to give your passengers information.

"If you have selfish ignorant citizens you're gonna get selfish ignorant leaders."-George Carlin

by justin007000 on Mar 6, 2011 4:34 PM EST up reply actions  

you'll have to tell us what being a plane ticket is like

hopefully the person whose ticket you belong to washes his/her hands…

(hee hee)

by Daedalus on Mar 6, 2011 2:19 PM EST up reply actions  

how were they rude, nasty and demeaning to multiple passengers?

I mean I’m used to that on the Metro North, but I guess I’d hold Amtrak/Acela to a higher standard

Example(s), justin?

by Highlifeman21 on Mar 6, 2011 6:15 PM EST up reply actions  

Janish in the two-hole

Is there a lefty on the mound?

I think Gomes has the LF job locked up. Unless Jocketty takes matters into his own hands. Remember how Dusty stuck with Patterson and Taveras until they were taken away from him.

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by BubbaFan on Mar 6, 2011 1:46 PM EST reply actions  

Walt has a way of taking Dusty's favorite toys away from him

If Renteria or Gomes get over-used …

I’m just saying.

You're never as bad as you look when you lose. You're never as good as you look when you win.

by JasperRed on Mar 6, 2011 4:09 PM EST up reply actions  

Janish in the two-hole

#BubbaFan’s perverted scenario

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Bill Veeck

by PeteyHendrix on Mar 6, 2011 5:04 PM EST up reply actions  

Seconded.

"People don't kill people. Burning oreo packages kill people."

by crolfer on Mar 6, 2011 2:06 PM EST up reply actions  

3rd'd!

(see what I did there?)

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by nycredsfan on Mar 6, 2011 2:11 PM EST up reply actions  

Do you sometimes feel like you don't have a partner?

Do you sometimes feel like your only friend is the city you live in?

"People don't kill people. Burning oreo packages kill people."

by crolfer on Mar 6, 2011 2:14 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

Ha! I see what you did there!

"Penus, stale beer, and day old hot dogs. Love it"--justin007000

by nycredsfan on Mar 6, 2011 2:15 PM EST up reply actions  

x

"Those fellas make some good points," Baker said. "They're profane as hell, and they're probably gay, but they make some good points."

Dusty Baker on RR

by DTFH91 on Mar 6, 2011 2:17 PM EST up reply actions  

first practice for softball starts in about an hour.

I’m way more psyched than I should be. I miss playing baseball.

"People don't kill people. Burning oreo packages kill people."

by crolfer on Mar 6, 2011 2:32 PM EST reply actions  

7 great things about Softball...no make that 8

1. Girls get to play
2. You get to drink beer while playing
3. The ball is real big
4. Aluminum bats
5. You get an extra player
6.Girls get to play
7. You get to drink beer while playing
8.

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Hideto Ogata: "I understand. But if we don't use your device against Godzilla, what are we going to do?"

by Madville on Mar 6, 2011 3:00 PM EST reply actions   2 recs

I can say this as a former porn novel writer

There is very little about this that was unintentional.

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by johnu1 on Mar 6, 2011 8:23 PM EST up reply actions  

you wrote porn?

"If you have selfish ignorant citizens you're gonna get selfish ignorant leaders."-George Carlin

by justin007000 on Mar 6, 2011 8:34 PM EST up reply actions  

I did, and still can.

I just don’t.

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by johnu1 on Mar 6, 2011 8:43 PM EST up reply actions  

I hardly ever come on board.

The true harbinger of spring is not crocuses or swallows returning to Capistrano, but the sound of the bat on the ball.
Bill Veeck

by PeteyHendrix on Mar 6, 2011 5:06 PM EST up reply actions  

you people are trolls

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by johnu1 on Mar 6, 2011 7:00 PM EST up reply actions  

Renteria for leadoff!

"We start wit straight--shots then get the bottle poppin!"

by OGC Reds on Mar 6, 2011 3:17 PM EST reply actions  

praise the lord brantley isn't broadcasting

i know most of y’all hate thom, but i don’t, and in the absence of marty, i like this pair.

and the Reds score!!!! woooo!!!!

by Daedalus on Mar 6, 2011 3:20 PM EST reply actions  

Sap batting .500 now

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by BubbaFan on Mar 6, 2011 3:39 PM EST reply actions  

Renteria and Janish

doing well today. I guess Dusty knows what he’s doing!

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by BubbaFan on Mar 6, 2011 3:54 PM EST reply actions  

Never. Ever. Never. Ever

Say that Dusty knows what he is doing

"We start wit straight--shots then get the bottle poppin!"

by OGC Reds on Mar 6, 2011 3:55 PM EST up reply actions  

Dusty knows all sorts of things.

But the areas where he knows what he’s doing do not include the areas where we feel we are more enlightened.

The true harbinger of spring is not crocuses or swallows returning to Capistrano, but the sound of the bat on the ball.
Bill Veeck

by PeteyHendrix on Mar 6, 2011 5:07 PM EST up reply actions  

Don't be silly.

Dusty knows about Wood.

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by johnu1 on Mar 6, 2011 8:45 PM EST up reply actions  

Yay!!!!

"We start wit straight--shots then get the bottle poppin!"

by OGC Reds on Mar 6, 2011 4:00 PM EST reply actions  

woot

2 RBIs for Heisey.

“Wheels” Alonso out at 3B.

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by BubbaFan on Mar 6, 2011 4:01 PM EST reply actions  

He sucks, trade him

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by BK on Mar 6, 2011 4:07 PM EST up reply actions  

Good inning for CoCo

No hits or walks, 2 K.

And wow, Carlos Pena. I know spring stats are mostly meaningless, but for a guy coming off a sub-Mendoza season, you don’t really want to start the spring 1-13.

"Penus, stale beer, and day old hot dogs. Love it"--justin007000

by nycredsfan on Mar 6, 2011 4:12 PM EST reply actions  

Cozart!

The various shortstops are having a good day on offense!

by the finest muffins on Mar 6, 2011 4:30 PM EST reply actions  

All the kids seem to be having a nice spring.

Hermida, Coz, Alonso, Sappelt, Mesoraco… and Renteria, somehow. Especially encouraged to see Cozart and Mesoraco hitting well, SSS or not.

by jsl413 on Mar 6, 2011 4:33 PM EST up reply actions  

How freaking awesome would it be

if Cozart beat out Janish for the starting job.

"Penus, stale beer, and day old hot dogs. Love it"--justin007000

by nycredsfan on Mar 6, 2011 4:35 PM EST up reply actions  

HA!

It would be extra rad, talk about an awesome infield tandem – except Coz plays defense at almost the level of Janish and has a nicer bat. Basically, don’t we all think that he could be better than Janish this year?

by jsl413 on Mar 6, 2011 4:37 PM EST up reply actions  

Really, Chris Denove?

You have Grandal and Mesoraco (obviously he’s playing already) and Hanny on the bench and we go with Denove? Ew.

And who is Felix Perez?

by jsl413 on Mar 6, 2011 4:39 PM EST reply actions  

He deserves to hit too!

Perez is the guy who signed for a lot with the Yankees until they found out he was actually really old, so the Reds signed him for very little.

He’s a 26 year old OFer with some speed.

"Penus, stale beer, and day old hot dogs. Love it"--justin007000

by nycredsfan on Mar 6, 2011 4:41 PM EST up reply actions  

that's racist!

/ignoring that you probably meant Denove

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by nycredsfan on Mar 6, 2011 4:47 PM EST up reply actions  

More opinion with no support!

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by nycredsfan on Mar 6, 2011 6:54 PM EST up reply actions  

His head is way too thick.

I don’t like it. Trade him.

"People don't kill people. Burning oreo packages kill people."

by crolfer on Mar 6, 2011 6:59 PM EST up reply actions  

That's headist!

"Penus, stale beer, and day old hot dogs. Love it"--justin007000

by nycredsfan on Mar 6, 2011 7:02 PM EST up reply actions  

'tHan supports me below

that’s all the support I believe

AND, why did the Reds draft Grandal in the first round when we already had Snacks?

Plus, Grandal went to a baseball college. Mesoraco is best known for being from a part of PA where some fat rodent does or does not see his shadow each year.

by Highlifeman21 on Mar 6, 2011 8:52 PM EST up reply actions  

it is funny that you took about groundhogs day

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by justin007000 on Mar 6, 2011 9:08 PM EST up reply actions  

Is that horse dead?

Or just pinin’?

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by johnu1 on Mar 6, 2011 11:26 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

After a long FB chat interaction with Darren Baker

We came to the conclusion that Jonny Gomes should bet he LF period…no tandem shit…Unless Yoder catch fire..Gomes is our everyday LF. I see that Darren has done nice job of communicating this to his Pops.

Dr. Serizawa: "If my device can serve a good purpose, i would announce it to everyone in the world! But in its current form, it's just a weapon of horrible destruction. Please understand, Ogata!"
Hideto Ogata: "I understand. But if we don't use your device against Godzilla, what are we going to do?"

by Madville on Mar 6, 2011 4:41 PM EST reply actions  

Go, Reds!

They’re my favorite team.

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Bill Veeck

by PeteyHendrix on Mar 6, 2011 4:44 PM EST reply actions  

Shanannigans!

The true harbinger of spring is not crocuses or swallows returning to Capistrano, but the sound of the bat on the ball.
Bill Veeck

by PeteyHendrix on Mar 6, 2011 4:45 PM EST reply actions  

That doesn't make sense

What could tear in the locker room? Jerseys?

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by nycredsfan on Mar 6, 2011 4:49 PM EST up reply actions  

groins

"At the very end, somebody took a dump right where I stood in the dugout every day." Dusty Baker

by featherman on Mar 6, 2011 5:05 PM EST up reply actions  

Think about A-Rod and Derek.

"People don't kill people. Burning oreo packages kill people."

by crolfer on Mar 6, 2011 5:52 PM EST up reply actions  

8-0 good guys. If this holds up, Cubs will be 2-6

That’s right, after a week of games they’ll have half as many clubhouse brawls as wins. Keep !&@#& that chicken, Chicago.

"Penus, stale beer, and day old hot dogs. Love it"--justin007000

by nycredsfan on Mar 6, 2011 4:48 PM EST reply actions  

Somehow it's reassuring

To see the Cubbies living up to their legacy on the field, in the clubhouse, and in the front office. What a train wreck.

You're never as bad as you look when you lose. You're never as good as you look when you win.

by JasperRed on Mar 6, 2011 4:50 PM EST up reply actions  

his head isn't round enough.

"If you have selfish ignorant citizens you're gonna get selfish ignorant leaders."-George Carlin

by justin007000 on Mar 6, 2011 5:03 PM EST up reply actions  

Does Fay talk about munkies?

The true harbinger of spring is not crocuses or swallows returning to Capistrano, but the sound of the bat on the ball.
Bill Veeck

by PeteyHendrix on Mar 6, 2011 5:09 PM EST up reply actions  

free passes for everyone!

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by BubbaFan on Mar 6, 2011 5:01 PM EST reply actions  

As much as I hate to say it,

I really think the Cubs are going to be .500 or better this season.

by Grahamophone on Mar 6, 2011 5:01 PM EST reply actions  

Likely

They ARE in a division with Houston and Pittsburgh.

You're never as bad as you look when you lose. You're never as good as you look when you win.

by JasperRed on Mar 6, 2011 5:02 PM EST up reply actions  

Ha.

I’m guessing they will win 75 games.

by jsl413 on Mar 6, 2011 5:03 PM EST up reply actions  

82-80 at best

this team just isn’t very good. The Cubs had a negative run differential of 82 last year, and I don’t see where they are picking up 92 runs.

"If you have selfish ignorant citizens you're gonna get selfish ignorant leaders."-George Carlin

by justin007000 on Mar 6, 2011 5:06 PM EST up reply actions  

can't we trade todd frazier

while people still think he’s any good?

by vottosmash! on Mar 6, 2011 5:06 PM EST reply actions  

Japan and Korea

The true harbinger of spring is not crocuses or swallows returning to Capistrano, but the sound of the bat on the ball.
Bill Veeck

by PeteyHendrix on Mar 6, 2011 5:10 PM EST up reply actions  

/improved defense

The true harbinger of spring is not crocuses or swallows returning to Capistrano, but the sound of the bat on the ball.
Bill Veeck

by PeteyHendrix on Mar 6, 2011 5:12 PM EST up reply actions  

yeah

It’s probably too late. He’s 25, and had a bad year last year. We’d be selling low, assuming there were any buyers.

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by BubbaFan on Mar 6, 2011 5:11 PM EST up reply actions  

That Yonder can't play LF?

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by PeteyHendrix on Mar 6, 2011 5:15 PM EST up reply actions  

But he doesn't have

an expiration date in May.

You're never as bad as you look when you lose. You're never as good as you look when you win.

by JasperRed on Mar 6, 2011 5:18 PM EST up reply actions  

They haven't shown us enough of Yonder for any of us to know.

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by PeteyHendrix on Mar 6, 2011 5:19 PM EST up reply actions  

Mike Quade finally gets that Major League job

and he’s going to have to deal with this trainwreck all year

by Grahamophone on Mar 6, 2011 5:18 PM EST reply actions  

Sandberg doesn't know

how lucky he is.

You're never as bad as you look when you lose. You're never as good as you look when you win.

by JasperRed on Mar 6, 2011 5:19 PM EST up reply actions  

I bet he does....

he has a some-what high profile AAA gig, and would be the fav for almost any managing job after the snub.

by Eastwindquinn on Mar 6, 2011 7:04 PM EST up reply actions  

yum

frozen b better

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by PeteyHendrix on Mar 6, 2011 5:23 PM EST up reply actions  

What else could we have done with Cairo and Renteria money?

if Cozart backed up SS and Valaika 2B/3B?

You're never as bad as you look when you lose. You're never as good as you look when you win.

by JasperRed on Mar 6, 2011 5:22 PM EST reply actions  

Arthur Rhodes or Pat Burrell

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by PeteyHendrix on Mar 6, 2011 5:24 PM EST up reply actions  

loved Rhodes last year but I think it was time to let him go.

but Burrell in LF? hmmm

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by JasperRed on Mar 6, 2011 5:26 PM EST up reply actions  

common, Laik

Get on base, so you can get picked off again.

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by BubbaFan on Mar 6, 2011 5:24 PM EST reply actions  

do you have junk in your trunk?

1-800GOTJUNK will carry away your business.

"If you have selfish ignorant citizens you're gonna get selfish ignorant leaders."-George Carlin

by justin007000 on Mar 6, 2011 5:26 PM EST reply actions  

Don't touch my business!

The true harbinger of spring is not crocuses or swallows returning to Capistrano, but the sound of the bat on the ball.
Bill Veeck

by PeteyHendrix on Mar 6, 2011 5:27 PM EST up reply actions  

Nice to see our boys hitting on all cylinders today.

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by PeteyHendrix on Mar 6, 2011 5:32 PM EST reply actions  

the RR beerleg could hit on all cylinders against the Cubs.

"If you have selfish ignorant citizens you're gonna get selfish ignorant leaders."-George Carlin

by justin007000 on Mar 6, 2011 5:33 PM EST up reply actions  

Just got done with softball practice.

I’m already the flashy defensive guy. And I started batting right handed… kind of meh… turned around to hit lefty and started smashing. It was funneh.

"People don't kill people. Burning oreo packages kill people."

by crolfer on Mar 6, 2011 5:35 PM EST reply actions  

good work

co-ed or men’s league?

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by justin007000 on Mar 6, 2011 5:37 PM EST up reply actions  

Co-ed.

I think we might end up kicking ass. We’re basically all people who wanted to join a team. All the girls that were at practice today can mash.

"People don't kill people. Burning oreo packages kill people."

by crolfer on Mar 6, 2011 5:40 PM EST up reply actions  

that is fun

i wish i could be on a softball team, but those play in the summer months.

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by justin007000 on Mar 6, 2011 5:42 PM EST up reply actions  

The Crolfer Insects

Geez, the big-market teams win everything.

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by johnu1 on Mar 6, 2011 7:06 PM EST up reply actions  

We even have a mascot.

One of the players has this awesome golden retriever.

"People don't kill people. Burning oreo packages kill people."

by crolfer on Mar 6, 2011 7:13 PM EST up reply actions  

You need a person walking around

pretending to be a dog.
A real dog doesn’t count.

Oh da phlebitis.

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by johnu1 on Mar 6, 2011 8:20 PM EST up reply actions  

Hit atom balls at girls and you will score every time

They will turn their head but that’s not an indication of any serious problem.
Just keep doing it.

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by johnu1 on Mar 6, 2011 8:47 PM EST up reply actions  

Whoa...

We’re sort of raping the Chubs…

"People don't kill people. Burning oreo packages kill people."

by crolfer on Mar 6, 2011 5:44 PM EST reply actions  

it's a split-squad game for them

Though the Reds lineup has been heavy on the Louisville Bats.

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by BubbaFan on Mar 6, 2011 5:53 PM EST up reply actions  

Ha!

What does a mama bear on the pill have in common with the World Series? No cubs.

by DocRam on Mar 6, 2011 6:48 PM EST up reply actions  

first it rubs the lotion on the skin

"At the very end, somebody took a dump right where I stood in the dugout every day." Dusty Baker

by featherman on Mar 6, 2011 7:33 PM EST up reply actions  

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