Cactus League Game 8: Reds vs. Cubs
The bats have been quiet lately, which is not a surprising result during the first week of spring. No better time for an offensive outpouring than against the split-squad Cubs. The Dodgers have Dempster today, while the Reds get former-Cardinal-turned-Giant Todd Wellemeyer. Johnny Cueto makes his second start of the Spring. He went 3 innings in Game 3, giving up 2 ER but no walks. Dave Sappelt, meanwhile, is getting a surprising amount of early playing time. Could he have a better chance (greater than 5%) of making the team than expected?
There were some noteworthy revelations from Dusty reported by John Fay this morning. They include a plan to give Jay Bruce a look in the leadoff spot and the likelihood that Edgar Renteria is not going to be more than an emergency option at third base. While Janish v. Renteria is not a zero-sum game across multiple positions, it becomes more like one when they're both being strictly used at short. And if Brandon Phillips is healthy, SS and PH opportunities appear to be Renteria's wheelhouse for 2011. Some of the total playing time Dusty intended to give Renteria at other positions could cut into to Janish's tentative "starter" status.
Before any protest marches get planned, Renteria's presence atop today's lineup is probably little more than an attempt to get him a few more ABs. Dusty also mentioned this morning that Drew Stubbs would be the "primo guy" to have at leadoff. Unless Drew is Dusty's "connection" - or he was just peppering in some Spanish - I think this indicates that Stubb-Hub will get another chance to establish himself as table-setter this season. Given the options, Stubbs is as close to a consensus pick as it comes right now, though I'm guessing we'll see Renteria, Janish and Cairo in the #2 spot a few more times than we'd like.
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by obc2 on Mar 6, 2011 1:17 PM EST reply actions 1 recs
He's been full of enjoyable commentary today
For real. It’s been getting me really excited for the season.
I remain convinced
that Lewis is going to end up getting a lot of playing time and will be in the leadoff spot when he plays.
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by nycredsfan on Mar 6, 2011 1:21 PM EST via mobile reply actions
I'd hope so
He’s just not getting mentioned as leadoff option and Dusty keeps referring to Gomes as the LFer. Could just be the player’s mgr talking, but he’s been supportive of Gomes:
A lot of people want to give Jonny Gomes’ job away to someone else. Then you don’t have any production in the lineup.
I think he kinda hasn’t formed an opinion on Lewis yet, but I wouldn’t be surprised if he gets treated used like Chris Dickerson for a while and/or doesn’t see much time at leadoff.
"OVERCHARGE, v. To ask a higher price than you can get." -Ambrose Bierce
by RijoSaboCaseyWKRP on Mar 6, 2011 1:31 PM EST up reply actions
I'm pretty sure he means "RBIs" when he says production
I think he feels like he needs Gomes as a slugger in the middle of the lineup. Gomes would be fine in the 5/6 spot as long as he sat against most righties and in pitcher vs. opponent matchups that somehow spray a lot of balls to LF.
"OVERCHARGE, v. To ask a higher price than you can get." -Ambrose Bierce
by RijoSaboCaseyWKRP on Mar 6, 2011 1:36 PM EST up reply actions
I can even put up with his defense if he's only doing it against Lefties.
Just sit the man against righties!
"People don't kill people. Burning oreo packages kill people."
This is part of the reason I think Lewis will get his fair shake
Dusty and Walt may be blinded by his RBI totals (and honestly, if I had hit 4th or 5th on that team all last year, I probably could’ve racked up 86 RBI too) but they definitely know he sucks at defense. And Walt yesterday said that pitching and defense were the strength of the team. Lewis is no great shakes, but he’s much better than Gomes, and that’s why I think he’ll get his fair share of time out there.
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Wood pitching against a RH-hitting lineup
for example. I don’t care who the other team is pitching, that would be a good day for Lewis (or Heisey).
You're never as bad as you look when you lose. You're never as good as you look when you win.
Yeah, I'm really hoping this is a case of Dusty saying one thing and doing another
Which he has been known to do. I also hope that this is a case of Dusty trying to motivate Lewis. I ALSO hope that Gomes sucks so bad this spring and Lewis is so good that it forces Dusty’s hand. I hate rooting against guys on my own team (Cabrera’d) but I feel forced to in this situation.
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by nycredsfan on Mar 6, 2011 1:36 PM EST via mobile up reply actions
I'd prefer this to seeing Jay in the leadoff spot
I think he’s going to be a monster at the plate this season and I want him batting cleanup.
Absolutely. Jay in the leadoff spot would be a huge waste.
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why isn't drew a waste?
i mean, he hits a ton of homers, too, gets on base at a good clip, etc… (i’m really asking.)
Speed?
Maybe? Even though I don’t recall Stubbs being particularly astonishing on the bags last season.
Hark!
this is pure opinion, but
Bruce’s SLG was 50 points higher last year, and my guess is that Stubbs’ could go down while Bruce’s will go up. Basically, I trust Bruce’s power more than Stubbs.
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I think it's this in a nutshell.
Expectations are that Bruce will hit .280/.380/.500 and that Stubbs will hit .250/.340/.440.
what's your definition of at a good clip?
I agree that Drew’s power is a waste as a lead off hitter, but his lack of ability to get on base is more why I like him between 5 and 7 in the lineup….
by Highlifeman21 on Mar 6, 2011 6:14 PM EST up reply actions
and how do you feel about that?
I hope Lewis starts against RHP in LF and leads off
I’m ok if Heisey gets some time in LF, but he shouldn’t lead off. I don’t think Stubbs should lead off, The Franchise shouldn’t lead off. Bruce shouldn’t lead off.
Who’s that leave? Hanigan?
by Highlifeman21 on Mar 6, 2011 6:11 PM EST up reply actions
I agree that none of those guys are optimal leadoff guys
I agree that Lewis should start in LF and leadoff against righties.
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I had a terrible Amtrak experience
it was so bad I actually called and cancelled my return ticket from the train, and I am using the refund to be a plane ticket (which isn’t that much more than the train ticket). If the staffs behavior on my train is at all represenative of their normal attitudes I have no idea how people ride Amtrak multiple times (outside of the Northeast). I can handle delays but the staff was rude, nasty, and demeaning to multiple passengers.
"If you have selfish ignorant citizens you're gonna get selfish ignorant leaders."-George Carlin
troll
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by nycredsfan on Mar 6, 2011 1:51 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
I know. I just thought this snarky way of calling someone a troll when we don't mean it was a new meme.
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by nycredsfan on Mar 6, 2011 2:00 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
and a troll
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downtown, was where you drew some blood?
by Highlifeman21 on Mar 6, 2011 6:16 PM EST up reply actions
so
I take it that bringing a flask thing didn’t work for you?
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the flask wasn't an issue,
the problem was when we had delays, I accept delays as a part of travel and understand they do occur, we weren’t told what was going on, when we asked the responses were rude, and things broke down to a screaming match between another passenger (who started out pretty resonablely) and a conductor (who just kept escalating the situation).
We sat for 1 hour in Indy with no explanation, it turned out we were waiting for a bus from Chicago filled with passengers who missed their connection to our train by 10 minutes, so rather than hold our train 10 minutes we left Chicago ontime and waiting an hour in Indy. No announcements were made about the situation, no explanation at all.
We sat for 3 hours 10 miles outside of Cincinnati because the police shut down the line due to a shouting, and the cops needed to do a criminal investigation. Again no explanation for the first hour, I finally went to the lounge car where all the conductors were sitting, asked what was going on, and they said the cops shut down the line. About an hour after that a conductor finally said that the police shut down the line as they were trying to apprehend a suspect, and a passenger who was bewildered by that asked “What does that have to do with our train?” and the conductor snidely remarked “nothing if you don’t mind killing cops.” and he walked away. We sat for another hour with no updates, no communication.
Finally at 7AM we started to move again. Shortly afterwards the conductor came to prep the door in our car for arrival; which lead to the first event I told you about. We were treated like shit, received little information, and were treated like an afterthought. I would have been annoyed but accepted the delays, but the rude and nasty manner of the staff has turned me off on Amtrak.
"If you have selfish ignorant citizens you're gonna get selfish ignorant leaders."-George Carlin
Wow, a criminal investigation for shouting?
Cincinnati cops are diligent!
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wow
That sounds pretty crazy.
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chooooooooochoooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
you’ve never been on a plane with a troublemaker passenger, a mechanical problem, or some other delay? sitting at the gate for a few hours, not allowed off the plane, with zero idea of what’s going on? (these days you wonder if you’re gonna get blown up when that happens.) this kind of experience has nothing to do with amtrak and everything to do with the way all people are treated as “customers” these days. just the thought of getting on a plane in a few weeks turns my stomach. when the heck are we finally gonna be able to use teleports???
i've had plenty of bad experiences flying
rejected takeoffs, aircraft swaps, diversions, long delays with little reason, i once waited 2 hours for my bags at CVG because i missed my connection to DAY, and Delta just didn’t seem to understand that the plane to DAY was gone, and we were in CVG, and our bags were in CVG so we should be united, and that was after a transatlantic flight, and sitting on the ground for 3 hours during a thunderstorm, on a flight that was 2 hours late prior to the storm.
I’ve sat on all sorts of taxiways, tarmaxs, gates, etc.
But I have never seen customers degraded quite like this. This was at a whole new level, I have had bad flight attendents, rude gate agents, snotty check in agents. But I have generally been told about the situation. I even get the mild rudeness, it is misdirected at us, their company (both amtrak and the airlines) have cut their job security, pay, pensions, etc, but I have never seen anything like I saw last night.
"If you have selfish ignorant citizens you're gonna get selfish ignorant leaders."-George Carlin
Every time I take the train there are significant delays.
And I don’t think anyone’s ever explained any of them to me. The only way I found out about the car we hit in Virginia was hearsay from another passenger and then a Google News search once I made it home. They never updated us on how late we’d arrive. In fact, I’m not sure I’ve ever interacted with a staff member on a train ever, except the person in the dining car. It never occurred to me to get indignant about this until now. Seriously. Damn the man!
I still think it’s worth it for the price, though.
by the finest muffins on Mar 6, 2011 2:52 PM EST up reply actions
I feel paying customers should know what is going on
I get the delays. Amtrak doesn’t control any tracks in the Midwest. Amtrak is at the will of freight companies. But when the train is 10 miles out of a station, and sits for 4 hours without moving, I expect an explanation. Especially when there is somebody picking you up. I don’t even need explecit information just, cops shut down the line we may be here for a long time, or waiting for bus, will probably leave in an hour or so.
"If you have selfish ignorant citizens you're gonna get selfish ignorant leaders."-George Carlin
I think the reason I have higher expectations is I have used long distance trains in Europe and China
In Europe I went from Amsterdam to Berlin, and that train was on time down to the minute. I also took a train from Cork to Dublin, and when we were delayed there were announcements explaining the situation and were even given new ETA.
I don’t remember much from the Chinese train other than it went from Shanghai to Beijing and it was timely.
Even the L makes automated announcements when their are mechanical problems, waiting for signal clearance, track maintenance, or problems with trains down the line delaying us.
It is just polite to give your passengers information.
"If you have selfish ignorant citizens you're gonna get selfish ignorant leaders."-George Carlin
you'll have to tell us what being a plane ticket is like
hopefully the person whose ticket you belong to washes his/her hands…
(hee hee)
how were they rude, nasty and demeaning to multiple passengers?
I mean I’m used to that on the Metro North, but I guess I’d hold Amtrak/Acela to a higher standard
Example(s), justin?
by Highlifeman21 on Mar 6, 2011 6:15 PM EST up reply actions
Janish in the two-hole
Is there a lefty on the mound?
I think Gomes has the LF job locked up. Unless Jocketty takes matters into his own hands. Remember how Dusty stuck with Patterson and Taveras until they were taken away from him.
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Walt has a way of taking Dusty's favorite toys away from him
If Renteria or Gomes get over-used …
I’m just saying.
You're never as bad as you look when you lose. You're never as good as you look when you win.
Janish in the two-hole
#BubbaFan’s perverted scenario
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Do you sometimes feel like your only friend is the city you live in?
"People don't kill people. Burning oreo packages kill people."
by crolfer on Mar 6, 2011 2:14 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
first practice for softball starts in about an hour.
I’m way more psyched than I should be. I miss playing baseball.
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7 great things about Softball...no make that 8
1. Girls get to play
2. You get to drink beer while playing
3. The ball is real big
4. Aluminum bats
5. You get an extra player
6.Girls get to play
7. You get to drink beer while playing
8.

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by Madville on Mar 6, 2011 3:00 PM EST reply actions 2 recs
I hardly ever come on this board.
Do you guys normally post pictures of female athletes?
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by johnu1 on Mar 6, 2011 3:04 PM EST up reply actions 4 recs
The unintentional comedy potential of this comment is through the roof.
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I can say this as a former porn novel writer
There is very little about this that was unintentional.
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you wrote porn?
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I did, and still can.
I just don’t.
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I hardly ever come on board.

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you people are trolls
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praise the lord brantley isn't broadcasting
i know most of y’all hate thom, but i don’t, and in the absence of marty, i like this pair.
and the Reds score!!!! woooo!!!!
Renteria and Janish
doing well today. I guess Dusty knows what he’s doing!
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Never. Ever. Never. Ever
Say that Dusty knows what he is doing
"We start wit straight--shots then get the bottle poppin!"
Dusty knows all sorts of things.
But the areas where he knows what he’s doing do not include the areas where we feel we are more enlightened.
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Don't be silly.
Dusty knows about Wood.
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woot
2 RBIs for Heisey.
“Wheels” Alonso out at 3B.
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He sucks, trade him
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by BK on Mar 6, 2011 4:07 PM EST up reply actions
Good inning for CoCo
No hits or walks, 2 K.
And wow, Carlos Pena. I know spring stats are mostly meaningless, but for a guy coming off a sub-Mendoza season, you don’t really want to start the spring 1-13.
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Cozart!
The various shortstops are having a good day on offense!
by the finest muffins on Mar 6, 2011 4:30 PM EST reply actions
All the kids seem to be having a nice spring.
Hermida, Coz, Alonso, Sappelt, Mesoraco… and Renteria, somehow. Especially encouraged to see Cozart and Mesoraco hitting well, SSS or not.
How freaking awesome would it be
if Cozart beat out Janish for the starting job.
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I hate this meme.
I’m not at all entertained by Charlie Sheen’s escapades.
by jsl413 on Mar 6, 2011 4:37 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
see, I don't see it that way. I see it as a 'tHan meme.
And therefore very amusing.
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Hate the player.
Love the meme.
That’s my stance.
"People don't kill people. Burning oreo packages kill people."
Really, Chris Denove?
You have Grandal and Mesoraco (obviously he’s playing already) and Hanny on the bench and we go with Denove? Ew.
And who is Felix Perez?
He deserves to hit too!
Perez is the guy who signed for a lot with the Yankees until they found out he was actually really old, so the Reds signed him for very little.
He’s a 26 year old OFer with some speed.
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I've missed your hard-hitting analysis
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He's another guy whose name I didn't know how to pronounce until today.
by the finest muffins on Mar 6, 2011 4:45 PM EST up reply actions
that's racist!
/ignoring that you probably meant Denove
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Ha, yeah. I meant DenovE. Didn't know you pronounce that last syllable.
But Thom mispronounced Mesoraco earlier.
by the finest muffins on Mar 6, 2011 4:57 PM EST up reply actions
His head is way too thick.
I don’t like it. Trade him.
"People don't kill people. Burning oreo packages kill people."
'tHan supports me below
that’s all the support I believe
AND, why did the Reds draft Grandal in the first round when we already had Snacks?
Plus, Grandal went to a baseball college. Mesoraco is best known for being from a part of PA where some fat rodent does or does not see his shadow each year.
by Highlifeman21 on Mar 6, 2011 8:52 PM EST up reply actions
it is funny that you took about groundhogs day

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Is that horse dead?
Or just pinin’?
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by johnu1 on Mar 6, 2011 11:26 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
After a long FB chat interaction with Darren Baker
We came to the conclusion that Jonny Gomes should bet he LF period…no tandem shit…Unless Yoder catch fire..Gomes is our everyday LF. I see that Darren has done nice job of communicating this to his Pops.
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Hideto Ogata: "I understand. But if we don't use your device against Godzilla, what are we going to do?"
Go, Reds!
They’re my favorite team.
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Bill Veeck
Shanannigans!
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Bill Veeck
That doesn't make sense
What could tear in the locker room? Jerseys?
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groins
"At the very end, somebody took a dump right where I stood in the dugout every day." Dusty Baker
I see HLM read my comment about A-Rod and Jeter.
"People don't kill people. Burning oreo packages kill people."
you are correct
I just asked for clarity
by Highlifeman21 on Mar 6, 2011 8:53 PM EST up reply actions
8-0 good guys. If this holds up, Cubs will be 2-6
That’s right, after a week of games they’ll have half as many clubhouse brawls as wins. Keep !&@#& that chicken, Chicago.
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Somehow it's reassuring
To see the Cubbies living up to their legacy on the field, in the clubhouse, and in the front office. What a train wreck.
You're never as bad as you look when you lose. You're never as good as you look when you win.
his head isn't round enough.
"If you have selfish ignorant citizens you're gonna get selfish ignorant leaders."-George Carlin
Does Fay talk about munkies?
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Bill Veeck
free passes for everyone!
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Likely
They ARE in a division with Houston and Pittsburgh.
You're never as bad as you look when you lose. You're never as good as you look when you win.
82-80 at best
this team just isn’t very good. The Cubs had a negative run differential of 82 last year, and I don’t see where they are picking up 92 runs.
"If you have selfish ignorant citizens you're gonna get selfish ignorant leaders."-George Carlin
I may have been rash with .500
but Baseball Prospectus has them projected for 80.1 http://www.baseballprospectus.com/odds/index.php
Japan and Korea
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Bill Veeck
/improved defense
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Bill Veeck
yeah
It’s probably too late. He’s 25, and had a bad year last year. We’d be selling low, assuming there were any buyers.
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That Yonder can't play LF?
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He said "something that we don't know."
We have eyes.
by FordhamRam on Mar 6, 2011 5:16 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
But he doesn't have
an expiration date in May.
You're never as bad as you look when you lose. You're never as good as you look when you win.
They haven't shown us enough of Yonder for any of us to know.
The true harbinger of spring is not crocuses or swallows returning to Capistrano, but the sound of the bat on the ball.
Bill Veeck
Mike Quade finally gets that Major League job
and he’s going to have to deal with this trainwreck all year
Sandberg doesn't know
how lucky he is.
You're never as bad as you look when you lose. You're never as good as you look when you win.
I bet he does....
he has a some-what high profile AAA gig, and would be the fav for almost any managing job after the snub.
by Eastwindquinn on Mar 6, 2011 7:04 PM EST up reply actions
yum
frozen b better
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Oh, yum. That sounds amazing.
I just made apple cheddar scones. Also yum.
by the finest muffins on Mar 6, 2011 5:25 PM EST up reply actions
What else could we have done with Cairo and Renteria money?
if Cozart backed up SS and Valaika 2B/3B?
You're never as bad as you look when you lose. You're never as good as you look when you win.
Arthur Rhodes or Pat Burrell
The true harbinger of spring is not crocuses or swallows returning to Capistrano, but the sound of the bat on the ball.
Bill Veeck
loved Rhodes last year but I think it was time to let him go.
but Burrell in LF? hmmm
You're never as bad as you look when you lose. You're never as good as you look when you win.
common, Laik
Get on base, so you can get picked off again.
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do you have junk in your trunk?
1-800GOTJUNK will carry away your business.
"If you have selfish ignorant citizens you're gonna get selfish ignorant leaders."-George Carlin
Don't touch my business!
The true harbinger of spring is not crocuses or swallows returning to Capistrano, but the sound of the bat on the ball.
Bill Veeck
Nice to see our boys hitting on all cylinders today.
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Bill Veeck
the RR beerleg could hit on all cylinders against the Cubs.
"If you have selfish ignorant citizens you're gonna get selfish ignorant leaders."-George Carlin
Just got done with softball practice.
I’m already the flashy defensive guy. And I started batting right handed… kind of meh… turned around to hit lefty and started smashing. It was funneh.
"People don't kill people. Burning oreo packages kill people."
good work
co-ed or men’s league?
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Co-ed.
I think we might end up kicking ass. We’re basically all people who wanted to join a team. All the girls that were at practice today can mash.
"People don't kill people. Burning oreo packages kill people."
that is fun
i wish i could be on a softball team, but those play in the summer months.
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The Crolfer Insects
Geez, the big-market teams win everything.
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We even have a mascot.
One of the players has this awesome golden retriever.
"People don't kill people. Burning oreo packages kill people."
You need a person walking around
pretending to be a dog.
A real dog doesn’t count.
Oh da phlebitis.
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Hit atom balls at girls and you will score every time
They will turn their head but that’s not an indication of any serious problem.
Just keep doing it.
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Whoa...
We’re sort of raping the Chubs…
"People don't kill people. Burning oreo packages kill people."
it's a split-squad game for them
Though the Reds lineup has been heavy on the Louisville Bats.
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first it rubs the lotion on the skin
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