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Wow, it's tough ...

… when there aren’t real issues in life worth addressing.

Announcer: "Just out of the reach of Berkman"

by johnu1 on Mar 30, 2011 2:19 PM EDT reply actions  

This kind of stuff gets me more worked up than it should

But… if this was Derek Lee (or some other good, established Orioles) than maybe I can understand but that guy was still fighting for a roster spot.

by JPGs on Mar 30, 2011 2:24 PM EDT reply actions  

It's spring training.

This unwritten rule does not apply, these guys have large things in their bottoms.

"Work like you don't need the money. Love like you've never been hurt. Dance like nobody's watching." - Satchel Paige

by PeteyHendrix on Mar 30, 2011 2:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

what.the.F.

wooly mammoth? blue whale? Prince Fielder?

Set the gearshift to the high gear of your soul.

by Kevin Mitchell is Batman on Mar 30, 2011 7:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

That came from inside a man

There were 40 lbs of shit in there when he died.

This is at the Mutter Museum in Philly, and they’re really missing out by not selling plush giant colon toys. Read all about it.

by Brendanukkah on Mar 30, 2011 7:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

no freakin way.

In that photo, what’s the distance between our beloved bloated colon and the cabinet full of skulls (say that to the beat of “Bulls on Parade”)?

Set the gearshift to the high gear of your soul.

by Kevin Mitchell is Batman on Mar 30, 2011 8:15 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

"There were 40 lbs of shit in there when he died."

Was he a RR?

"I'm telling you, my other poo story is much better." -- btcoop71

by jch24 on Mar 30, 2011 10:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

as I recall

the poor man died of Chagas disease. It’s a parasitic disease endemic in South America. Crolfer probably knows more about it; I think it’s spread by insects. It can interfere with peristalsis if it’s not treated, and megacolon is the result.

The poor guy made his living as a sideshow exhibit – “the human balloon.” Here is a photo of him before he died.

All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?

by BubbaFan on Mar 30, 2011 7:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

it WAS Prince Fielder!

Set the gearshift to the high gear of your soul.

by Kevin Mitchell is Batman on Mar 30, 2011 8:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

World's largest human daisy

Announcer: "Just out of the reach of Berkman"

by johnu1 on Mar 30, 2011 2:42 PM EDT reply actions  

Reel it in, john. :P

Reply fail + irrelevant picture – baseball relatedness – Reds relatedness = quantity at the expense of quality

But I gotta admit…that is a silly looking man.

"Work like you don't need the money. Love like you've never been hurt. Dance like nobody's watching." - Satchel Paige

by PeteyHendrix on Mar 30, 2011 3:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

I do admit it's not closely related to the human colon

and it’s not about Philadelphia, but I agree, it is a silly looking man.

Announcer: "Just out of the reach of Berkman"

by johnu1 on Mar 30, 2011 3:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

He set you up perfectly for a TWSS and you whiffed

Whiffed, man.

"I'm telling you, my other poo story is much better." -- btcoop71

by jch24 on Mar 30, 2011 5:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

sorry, but TWSS isn't in my vocabulary.

Along with

LOL
ROTF
and and OMG

But I can work with you on some other fucking levels.

I need to add … these are blimy Belgian bahstahds.

Announcer: "Just out of the reach of Berkman"

by johnu1 on Mar 30, 2011 9:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

The only good Belgians are waffles

"I'm telling you, my other poo story is much better." -- btcoop71

by jch24 on Mar 30, 2011 10:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

And to top it off, they own the beer now.

Announcer: "Just out of the reach of Berkman"

by johnu1 on Mar 30, 2011 10:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

Truthfully

Brussels is an amazing city. Everyone thinks Amsterdam is where it’s at, but Brussels is every bit as cool, sans the hype.

Press spacebar to die!

by Charlie Scrabbles on Mar 30, 2011 11:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

Sprouts and suds

Announcer: "Just out of the reach of Berkman"

by johnu1 on Mar 30, 2011 11:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

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