Odds & Ends from Reds Spring Training
So, I'm back in New York, baking chocolate chip cookies in order to bribe thank my coworkers for covering for me while I was gone. Sorry I can't share cookies with youse guys (and TFM's are probably better, anyway), but I thought I'd share a few virtual souvenirs from Arizona...random tidbits that didn't fit into my spring training photo essays.
I nicknamed this cactus "Jay Bruce" because it looked like it was flipping me off.
Here's what the Goodyear Ballpark spring training tickets looked like:
Basically, everything's shared at Goodyear, between the Indians and the Reds. The spring training guide comes in two versions, one with a Reds cover and one with an Indians cover, but the contents are the same. The gift shop is half Indians stuff and half Reds stuff.
The Reds have the third base dugout, the Indians have the first base dugout. I wonder what that means for visiting teams. Is there a separate locker room for visiting teams, so neither of the two home teams has to worry about cleaning out their lockers to make room?
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Speaking of the spring training guide...here's what the Reds version looks like:
(Yes, Joey Votto is everywhere at Goodyear. He's definitely become the face of the Reds. I wonder how BP feels about that...)
The Reds portion of the guide contains mug shots of the 40-man roster and coaching staff, a feature on Devin Mesoraco (with a couple of large photos of him in his Hillcat uniform), shorter bits on Hamilton, Sappelt, and DoJo, and a profile of Jay Bruce.
There's also a "season preview" section, with photos of Votto, Volquez, Wood, BP, Chapman, Rolen and Bruce.
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They didn't have copies of the Maple Street Press Annual, but they were selling the 2011 Reds Media Guide at the ballpark giftshop. You can read it online if you don't mind PDF format, but I bought a paper copy. Mainly because I love the cover photo (click for larger version):
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This is a detail from a photo I took looking toward home plate at Goodyear.
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There was a fan (apparently a season ticket holder, because he was there every day) who would lead the same cheer throughout the game.
Everybody clap your hands!
I said EVERYBODY clap your hands!
Everybody do the wave!
I said EVERYBODY do the wave!
He yelled this incessantly. It didn't really bother me (though it was a bit awkward by the end of the games, when the likes of Mike Costanzo and Brodie Greene were playing, and maybe 2-3 people were left in the section to clap their hands or do the wave.) However, some people found it very annoying - to the point that they were muttering death threats. Finally, Eric Davis turned around and said, "How about everybody give it a rest?"
The fan in question took offense. Mark Berry stepped in to defend Davis, telling the fan something like, "Next time, we're cutting you off at three beers." He then turned away, went onto the field, and began talking to the cop on duty along the third base line.
I don't think he was actually discussing the rowdy fan at all; this cop seemed to be a friend of the Reds staff. But fans started yelling, "Tase him! Tase him!"
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Eric Davis is a real character. He spent a lot of time at the top of the dugout steps, alternately teasing the players and the fans in the stands. He even talked to me, commenting on how long my lens was. (It wasn't that long - only 200mm.) I told him size isn't everything.
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A fan sitting behind me really liked my lens. He asked if it would work with his iPhone. I told him no, and he said, "You mean there's no app for that?" 
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Darn, I think I left the cookies in too long. I confess, I like them crispy. Mom always made them that way, so that's how I like them. But I get the feeling most people like them soft.
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nope, nevermind
Jim Edmonds ruined it
by jacob brumfield on Mar 30, 2011 1:40 AM EDT up reply actions 2 recs
Jonny Gomes's jersey look like a lab coat to anyone else?
by Brendanukkah on Mar 30, 2011 6:42 AM EDT up reply actions
I said this at the time, but he's really emulating Kevin Smith in that picture
Except he’s, presumably, not stoned out of his mind
"Those fellas make some good points," Baker said. "They're profane as hell, and they're probably gay, but they make some good points."
Dusty Baker on RR
did he play that game?
if not, then I could see it.
Let's not kid ourselves. It's really, really, bad.
It's a robe
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It'll cost ya!
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we should have a contest
Photoshop Edmonds out. Put someone/something else in his place.
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or a potted plant
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by BubbaFan on Mar 30, 2011 7:51 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
I have an idea
but I can’t find Edmonds in that picture for the life of me.
Let's not kid ourselves. It's really, really, bad.
Between Janish and Wood
Press spacebar to die!
by Charlie Scrabbles on Mar 30, 2011 1:39 PM EDT up reply actions
to the left of Dusty
Press spacebar to die!
by Charlie Scrabbles on Mar 30, 2011 1:40 PM EDT up reply actions
The real question is how will Chris Carpenter explain this to his son.
Yes, Joey Votto is everywhere at Goodyear. He’s definitely become the face of the Reds. I wonder how BP feels about that…
"Nobody hits Satchel." -Satchel Paige
he shouldn't be eating cookies
He’s a professional athlete. He can eat junk food when he retires.
I bet Joey Votto doesn’t eat junk food!
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joey votto is a mcdonalds frequent flyer
"the only place they lost was the scoreboard"
by Ewok on Mar 30, 2011 8:08 AM EDT via mobile up reply actions
do Canadian Mickey D's
have brown rice on the menu?
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No, they have double Big Macs, orange drink, and their ketchup tasted like candy.
Being in a Canadian Mickey D’s was like being in a different universe.
I may be drunk, Miss, but in the morning I will be sober and you will still be ugly. ~ Winston Churchill
by BigBabyBruce on Mar 30, 2011 12:23 PM EDT up reply actions
the only thing I remember
was that lunch ended up costing over $10.
I guess that’s why they have such nice roads. They tax you to pay for them.
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And his wrists
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How does BP feel about Votto's mug being everywhere?
Hopefully motivated enough to put up an MVP season of his own. Joe Morgan woulda done it!
so I get up this morning
And find a nor’easter predicted for this Friday. 6"-12" of snow.
Christ on a hubcap. Opening day is Thursday, and foot of snow on Friday?
This ain’t right.
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Ahem
Friday is April 1, you know.
by Brian B on Mar 30, 2011 9:35 AM EDT via mobile up reply actions
I really doubt
the Weather Channel would pull that kind of joke.
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not so related, but hey, it's called "Odds & Ends"
I hung out with Darly Thompson’s highschool second baseman over the weekend. I learned…
A) DT’s a pretty chill dude
B) he once threw a ball at migrating geese, hitting one
C) he threw 93 mph with a hammer curve in high school
D) There ain’t shit to do in La Plata, MD
So yeah, that was neat.
Let's not kid ourselves. It's really, really, bad.
Daryl Thompson
is guilty of goose abuse?
Booo!
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DARYL THOMPSON VIOLATED THE MIGRATORY BIRD TREATY ACT OF 1918!
THE (FISH AND WILDLIFE) SERVICE IS COMING AFTER HIM. OH NOES.
"there no countrey called west xylophone" Youtube
oatmeal raisin cookies FTW
"And a high fly ball to center field. He hit it a ton. And the 2010 National League Central Division Champs are the Cincinnati Reds!"
forgot to mention
I stopped at a barbecue place in Sedona, AZ. (Wasn’t actually my idea – not a big fan of BBQ – but my traveling companion wanted to try it.) It was one of those places where you could pick your meat (various cuts of beef, pork or chicken) and your sauce, and also had bottles of different flavored sauces on the tables, so you could add extra.
I went to the bathroom to wash up before lunch, and found myself staring at a Wrigley Field sign. WTF? I looked around, and realized there were huge Cubs photos on the walls, and other Cubs memorabilia. And the radio was a Chicago station, advertising Wrigley Field tickets.
Turns out, the owner was from Chicago. A huge Cubs fan. Jeez Louise.
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Cubs fans eat BBQ?
I just assumed they always and only ate their own shit.
Press spacebar to die!
by Charlie Scrabbles on Mar 30, 2011 10:29 AM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
it was weird
I just never thought of Chicago as being a BBQ place. Texas, sure. North Carolina. Kentucky. But Chicago? I couldn’t figure out why a BBQ place in Arizona had a Chicago theme.
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Chicago has basically everything, including some very sweet, very good BBQ
by Brendanukkah on Mar 30, 2011 1:07 PM EDT up reply actions
Any place that has good blues music likely also has good BBQ
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read "jazz" not "blues"
so let’s just pretend I ddin’t type anything. I don’t think Blue Rondo A La Turk counts.
Let's not kid ourselves. It's really, really, bad.
guess that's why I'm not a fan of BBQ
Don’t like sweet entrees.
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You get to my age and
soft in chocolate chip cookies is consistent with all other aspects of life.
Announcer: "Just out of the reach of Berkman"
you'll have plenty of time to eat soft chocolate chip cookies
when you’re living in a VAN DOWN BY THE RIVER!
"Nobody hits Satchel." -Satchel Paige
by justin007000 on Mar 31, 2011 1:22 AM EDT up reply actions
Eric Davis was my favorite player growing up
and then I met him at Fantasy Camp and he’s at a whole other level for me now. The guy is hilarious, and being who he is, he’s already at the don’t give a shit what you think phase of his life that most of us don’t reach until we’re in our 60s. I guess being a bad ass on the baseball field and kicking the shit out of cancer will do that to a man.
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by Slyde on Mar 30, 2011 10:40 AM EDT reply actions 3 recs
well
If the poll is accurate, I definitely overbaked those cookies. They were on the crispy side.
But they were inhaled anyway. I was thinking of freezing half the batch, because I didn’t think my small office could eat them all. But the whole batch was gone by lunch.
I guess everyone’s fallen off their diets…
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mmmmmm overbaked
"Work like you don't need the money. Love like you've never been hurt. Dance like nobody's watching." - Satchel Paige
mmmmmm overbaked
"Work like you don't need the money. Love like you've never been hurt. Dance like nobody's watching." - Satchel Paige

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