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Odds & Ends from Reds Spring Training

So, I'm back in New York, baking chocolate chip cookies in order to bribe thank my coworkers for covering for me while I was gone.  Sorry I can't share cookies with youse guys (and TFM's are probably better, anyway), but I thought I'd share a few virtual souvenirs from Arizona...random tidbits that didn't fit into my spring training photo essays.

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I nicknamed this cactus "Jay Bruce" because it looked like it was flipping me off.

Here's what the Goodyear Ballpark spring training tickets looked like:

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Basically, everything's shared at Goodyear, between the Indians and the Reds.  The spring training guide comes in two versions, one with a Reds cover and one with an Indians cover, but the contents are the same.  The gift shop is half Indians stuff and half Reds stuff.

The Reds have the third base dugout, the Indians have the first base dugout.  I wonder what that means for visiting teams.  Is there a separate locker room for visiting teams, so neither of the two home teams has to worry about cleaning out their lockers to make room?

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Speaking of the spring training guide...here's what the Reds version looks like:

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(Yes, Joey Votto is everywhere at Goodyear.  He's definitely become the face of the Reds.  I wonder how BP feels about that...)

The Reds portion of the guide contains mug shots of the 40-man roster and coaching staff, a feature on Devin Mesoraco (with a couple of large photos of him in his Hillcat uniform), shorter bits on Hamilton, Sappelt, and DoJo, and a profile of Jay Bruce.

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There's also a "season preview" section, with photos of Votto, Volquez, Wood, BP, Chapman, Rolen and Bruce.

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They didn't have copies of the Maple Street Press Annual, but they were selling the 2011 Reds Media Guide at the ballpark giftshop.  You can read it online if you don't mind PDF format, but I bought a paper copy.  Mainly because I love the cover photo (click for larger version):

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This is a detail from a photo I took looking toward home plate at Goodyear.

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Marty drinks Diet Coke!

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There was a fan (apparently a season ticket holder, because he was there every day) who would lead the same cheer throughout the game.

Everybody clap your hands!
I said
EVERYBODY clap your hands!
Everybody do the wave!
I said
EVERYBODY do the wave!

He yelled this incessantly. It didn't really bother me (though it was a bit awkward by the end of the games, when the likes of Mike Costanzo and Brodie Greene were playing, and maybe 2-3 people were left in the section to clap their hands or do the wave.) However, some people found it very annoying - to the point that they were muttering death threats. Finally, Eric Davis turned around and said, "How about everybody give it a rest?"

The fan in question took offense.  Mark Berry stepped in to defend Davis, telling the fan something like, "Next time, we're cutting you off at three beers."  He then turned away, went onto the field, and began talking to the cop on duty along the third base line.

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I don't think he was actually discussing the rowdy fan at all; this cop seemed to be a friend of the Reds staff. But fans started yelling, "Tase him! Tase him!"

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Eric Davis is a real character.  He spent a lot of time at the top of the dugout steps, alternately teasing the players and the fans in the stands.  He even talked to me, commenting on how long my lens was.  (It wasn't that long - only 200mm.)  I told him size isn't everything.

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A fan sitting behind me really liked my lens.  He asked if it would work with his iPhone.  I told him no, and he said, "You mean there's no app for that?"

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Darn, I think I left the cookies in too long.  I confess, I like them crispy. Mom always made them that way, so that's how I like them.  But I get the feeling most people like them soft.

Poll
Chocolate chip cookies should be...
Browned and crispy
5 votes
Pale and chewy
11 votes
Crispy on the edges, soft in the middle
43 votes
I'm a Communist who hates chocolate chip cookies
10 votes

69 votes | Poll has closed

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I said this at the time, but he's really emulating Kevin Smith in that picture

Except he’s, presumably, not stoned out of his mind

"Those fellas make some good points," Baker said. "They're profane as hell, and they're probably gay, but they make some good points."

Dusty Baker on RR

by DTFH91 on Mar 30, 2011 7:40 AM EDT up reply actions  

did he play that game?

if not, then I could see it.

Let's not kid ourselves. It's really, really, bad.

by Cy Schourek on Mar 30, 2011 8:53 AM EDT up reply actions  

I was thinking that exact thing.

"People don't kill people. Burning oreo packages kill people."

by crolfer on Mar 30, 2011 10:25 AM EDT up reply actions  

we should have a contest

Photoshop Edmonds out. Put someone/something else in his place.

All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?

by BubbaFan on Mar 30, 2011 6:49 AM EDT up reply actions  

A flaming llama?

"I'm telling you, my other poo story is much better." -- btcoop71

by jch24 on Mar 30, 2011 12:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

or a potted plant

All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?

by BubbaFan on Mar 30, 2011 7:51 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

I have an idea

but I can’t find Edmonds in that picture for the life of me.

Let's not kid ourselves. It's really, really, bad.

by Cy Schourek on Mar 30, 2011 1:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

The real question is how will Chris Carpenter explain this to his son.
Yes, Joey Votto is everywhere at Goodyear. He’s definitely become the face of the Reds. I wonder how BP feels about that…

"Nobody hits Satchel." -Satchel Paige

by justin007000 on Mar 30, 2011 2:56 AM EDT reply actions  

he shouldn't be eating cookies

He’s a professional athlete. He can eat junk food when he retires.

I bet Joey Votto doesn’t eat junk food!

All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?

by BubbaFan on Mar 30, 2011 6:49 AM EDT up reply actions  

joey votto is a mcdonalds frequent flyer

"the only place they lost was the scoreboard"

by Ewok on Mar 30, 2011 8:08 AM EDT via mobile up reply actions  

do Canadian Mickey D's

have brown rice on the menu?

All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?

by BubbaFan on Mar 30, 2011 10:19 AM EDT up reply actions  

No, they have double Big Macs, orange drink, and their ketchup tasted like candy.

Being in a Canadian Mickey D’s was like being in a different universe.

I may be drunk, Miss, but in the morning I will be sober and you will still be ugly. ~ Winston Churchill

by BigBabyBruce on Mar 30, 2011 12:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

the only thing I remember

was that lunch ended up costing over $10.

I guess that’s why they have such nice roads. They tax you to pay for them.

All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?

by BubbaFan on Mar 30, 2011 12:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

How does BP feel about Votto's mug being everywhere?

Hopefully motivated enough to put up an MVP season of his own. Joe Morgan woulda done it!

by Brendanukkah on Mar 30, 2011 6:42 AM EDT reply actions  

so I get up this morning

And find a nor’easter predicted for this Friday. 6"-12" of snow.

Christ on a hubcap. Opening day is Thursday, and foot of snow on Friday?

This ain’t right.

All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?

by BubbaFan on Mar 30, 2011 7:18 AM EDT reply actions  

Ahem

Friday is April 1, you know.

by Brian B on Mar 30, 2011 9:35 AM EDT via mobile up reply actions  

I really doubt

the Weather Channel would pull that kind of joke.

All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?

by BubbaFan on Mar 30, 2011 10:04 AM EDT up reply actions  

not so related, but hey, it's called "Odds & Ends"

I hung out with Darly Thompson’s highschool second baseman over the weekend. I learned…

A) DT’s a pretty chill dude
B) he once threw a ball at migrating geese, hitting one
C) he threw 93 mph with a hammer curve in high school
D) There ain’t shit to do in La Plata, MD

So yeah, that was neat.

Let's not kid ourselves. It's really, really, bad.

by Cy Schourek on Mar 30, 2011 9:23 AM EDT reply actions  

Daryl Thompson

is guilty of goose abuse?

Booo!

All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?

by BubbaFan on Mar 30, 2011 10:05 AM EDT up reply actions  

DARYL THOMPSON VIOLATED THE MIGRATORY BIRD TREATY ACT OF 1918!

THE (FISH AND WILDLIFE) SERVICE IS COMING AFTER HIM. OH NOES.

"there no countrey called west xylophone" Youtube

by andromache on Mar 30, 2011 10:59 AM EDT up reply actions  

Big whoop

We have a whole userbase teeming with fowl stranglers.

"I'm telling you, my other poo story is much better." -- btcoop71

by jch24 on Mar 30, 2011 12:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

oatmeal raisin cookies FTW

"And a high fly ball to center field. He hit it a ton. And the 2010 National League Central Division Champs are the Cincinnati Reds!"

by joshuar9476 on Mar 30, 2011 9:34 AM EDT reply actions  

forgot to mention

I stopped at a barbecue place in Sedona, AZ. (Wasn’t actually my idea – not a big fan of BBQ – but my traveling companion wanted to try it.) It was one of those places where you could pick your meat (various cuts of beef, pork or chicken) and your sauce, and also had bottles of different flavored sauces on the tables, so you could add extra.

I went to the bathroom to wash up before lunch, and found myself staring at a Wrigley Field sign. WTF? I looked around, and realized there were huge Cubs photos on the walls, and other Cubs memorabilia. And the radio was a Chicago station, advertising Wrigley Field tickets.

Turns out, the owner was from Chicago. A huge Cubs fan. Jeez Louise.

All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?

by BubbaFan on Mar 30, 2011 10:12 AM EDT reply actions  

Cubs fans eat BBQ?

I just assumed they always and only ate their own shit.

Press spacebar to die!

by Charlie Scrabbles on Mar 30, 2011 10:29 AM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

it was weird

I just never thought of Chicago as being a BBQ place. Texas, sure. North Carolina. Kentucky. But Chicago? I couldn’t figure out why a BBQ place in Arizona had a Chicago theme.
 

All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?

by BubbaFan on Mar 30, 2011 12:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

* but not Istanbul

Let's not kid ourselves. It's really, really, bad.

by Cy Schourek on Mar 30, 2011 2:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

read "jazz" not "blues"

so let’s just pretend I ddin’t type anything. I don’t think Blue Rondo A La Turk counts.

Let's not kid ourselves. It's really, really, bad.

by Cy Schourek on Mar 30, 2011 2:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

guess that's why I'm not a fan of BBQ

Don’t like sweet entrees.

All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?

by BubbaFan on Mar 30, 2011 3:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

You get to my age and

soft in chocolate chip cookies is consistent with all other aspects of life.

Announcer: "Just out of the reach of Berkman"

by johnu1 on Mar 30, 2011 10:34 AM EDT reply actions  

you'll have plenty of time to eat soft chocolate chip cookies

when you’re living in a VAN DOWN BY THE RIVER!

"Nobody hits Satchel." -Satchel Paige

by justin007000 on Mar 31, 2011 1:22 AM EDT up reply actions  

I certainly don't give a shit.

God's dice always have a lucky roll.
Sophocles

by Madville on Mar 31, 2011 2:30 AM EDT reply actions  

well

If the poll is accurate, I definitely overbaked those cookies. They were on the crispy side.

But they were inhaled anyway. I was thinking of freezing half the batch, because I didn’t think my small office could eat them all. But the whole batch was gone by lunch.

I guess everyone’s fallen off their diets…

All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?

by BubbaFan on Mar 31, 2011 7:08 AM EDT reply actions  

mmmmmm overbaked

"Work like you don't need the money. Love like you've never been hurt. Dance like nobody's watching." - Satchel Paige

by PeteyHendrix on Apr 1, 2011 3:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm Cookies

God's dice always have a lucky roll.
Sophocles

by Madville on Mar 31, 2011 7:36 AM EDT reply actions  

mmmmmm overbaked

"Work like you don't need the money. Love like you've never been hurt. Dance like nobody's watching." - Satchel Paige

by PeteyHendrix on Apr 1, 2011 3:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

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