Who ordered the salami? (Reds vs. Rangers)
GOODYEAR, AZ (MARCH 24, 2011) - I finally got around to taking a photo of the front of Goodyear Ballpark. On game days, the front entrance is reserved for season ticket holders and disabled fans. I usually park in the lot by the center field gate, and it's not that convenient to get around to the front from there. I'm glad I did, though. The front entrance is very pretty. There's the famous sculpture, of course, as well as a fountain, palm trees, and other landscaping.
I still hate the sight lines at Goodyear Ballpark. Small, old Peoria has much better sight lines, as well as a steeper cant to the floor. Other than that, though, Goodyear is a nice ballpark. They still don't have a lot of vendors, but I'm sure that will change. And they will stamp your hand so you can go in and out - to smoke, even.
If you sit in the lower box seats, you get used to a crowd of fans standing in front of you before the game starts, hoping to get player autographs. All you see is the backs of other fans, until the game starts and they're chased back to their seats. I noticed a girl wearing a t-shirt with a 7 on the back, and wondered if it was for Paul Janish, for some other player, or was just her lucky number or something.
She was standing at the rail, hoping for an autograph, but none of the players stopped. Finally, her companion (who may have been her boyfriend, but was probably her dad - he was older, about 35 or so) yelled, "Hey, Paul! You gotta look at this shirt!"
Janish, who had walked past, actually turned around and came back. (I couldn't see what the front of her shirt said, since she had her back to me, but I later saw it said "I ♥ Soft-J.")
He asked her, "Is that me?" (Referring to the shirt.) She said yes, and he signed it for her. (Very carefully, on the shoulder, prompting some jokes from the red-blooded males looking on.) He also signed a baseball for her, and posed for a photo. She was so excited to be in the presence of The Slick Fielding One she was shaking like a leaf.
He made that girl's day for sure.
It's funny how different groupies show up at different games. The first spring training game I went to had a noticeable contingent of Chris Heisey fans. They had signs and everything, though they didn't seem to be together. Some were teenaged girls, but several were old enough to be grandmothers.
Back to the game...Travis Wood was starting for the Reds.
He had a rocky start, but it wasn't entirely his fault. Scott Rolen had two errors in the third inning. He was hit by a pitch in the first inning and pulled from the game in the bottom of the third, so perhaps the injury is to blame for the missed catch.
They had Julio Borbon in a rundown, until Rolen missed the catch.
The throwing error was at least partly on Valaika. Votto charged in on the bunt, and Valaika should have covered first base. He didn't, and Rolen ended up throwing the ball to the invisible man. Scotty should have noticed there was no one there, though.
A lot of blame to go around in that inning, in which Nelson Cruz hit a grand slam.
The Rangers suffered an injury of their own in the third. Starting pitcher Tommy Hunter was pulled with a strained groin. He'd been named to the starting rotation only two hours earlier.
Poor Chris Heisey got himself a reputation for being a bad defender after the previous day's game. Fans were sort of doing the reverse of the RR "Janish would have gotten that" meme. Whenever Stubbs made the most routine of catches, they would say, "Heisey would have missed that."
So of course, Stubbs ended up missing what looked like an easy catch.
Joey Votto seemed to be in a very good mood. He's usually sort of quiet and serious, at least when I've seen him, but he was smiling and joking around a lot today. He went 1 for 2 with two walks.
Drew Stubbs walked, stole 2B, then went to 3B when the throw was airmailed.
Stubbs singles in the 5th.
Ryan Hanigan singled, too.
With two on and no outs, the Rangers bring in Darren O'Day to face Janish.
Can Janish handle a submariner?
Yes! He singles.
Janish goes to third.
(Janish has been pretty hot lately. He went 2 for 3 with 3 RBIs, raising his average to an even .300.)
Bruce and Valaika struck out, then Votto walked. Francisco flew out to end the inning.
The Cycle, Joseph Krebs, relieved Wood in the sixth.
Sappelt singles in the 6th.
Francisco Cordero pitched the 7th.
It was three up, three down. Hopefully his fine spring training will carry over to the games that count.
Miguel Cairo fields a Matt Treanor popup.
Francisco doubles in the 7th (his second double of the game).
Sappelt hits a home run.
Mesoraco also doubled. He went 2 for 3 in this game.
Jose Arredondo pitched the 8th.
He ended up the losing pitcher, and, well, he deserved it. He gave up five runs, all earned.
Sappelt barehands a ball that was eventually ruled a ground rule double.
Sappelt chases a ball that's eventually ruled a home run.
Mike Costanzo set up to catch what seemed to be a routine fly ball, but it drifted away from him for an error.
Jared Burton pitched the ninth. He got three quick groundouts.
Julio Borbon fields Mesoraco's fly out.
Sappelt also flew out, and Jose Castro grounded out to end the game. Final score: Texas 15, Cincinnati 13.
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This whole series has been absolutely wonderful
Thanks BF.
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by Charlie Scrabbles on Mar 26, 2011 11:17 AM EDT reply actions
Third'd
Some of those mid swing shots are outstanding.
"Penus, stale beer, and day old hot dogs. Love it"--justin007000
by nycredsfan on Mar 26, 2011 12:40 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions
Based on this incontrovertible evidence Stubbs needs to elevate his game.
About four and a half feet.
Nomadic baseball fan, with no agenda other than observation/conversation/mass confusion/mass consumption.
by victor frankenstein on Mar 26, 2011 6:31 PM EDT up reply actions
AND a damned fine photographer.
Did I err somewherr regarding genderr?
Durr…my apologies, BF!
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by victor frankenstein on Mar 27, 2011 2:39 PM EDT up reply actions
S'OK.
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by victor frankenstein on Mar 27, 2011 2:45 PM EDT up reply actions
Boner Jams
I may be drunk, Miss, but in the morning I will be sober and you will still be ugly. ~ Winston Churchill
by BigBabyBruce on Mar 26, 2011 12:09 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Nice work, BF
Stubbs looks a little thicker. Hope he doesn’t lose speed.
When you come to the fork in the road, take it.
by poojols on Mar 26, 2011 12:33 PM EDT via mobile reply actions
Bravo, BF!
I think the Reds would be interested in these photos.
Announcer: "Just out of the reach of Berkman"
He was fun
Red Reporter: Driving that train high on cocaine.
by justin007000 on Mar 26, 2011 2:41 PM EDT up reply actions
Perhaps
Chad Bradford could be coaxed out of retirement.
I be so turned up, I be swaggin to da max
by coocooforcocoapuffs on Mar 26, 2011 2:54 PM EDT up reply actions
Hard to believe that Kent is only 64...I though he'd be dead by now...speaking of the now dead:
http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/us_obit_ferraro
TOO BAD SHE WAS HOOKED UP WITH MILKTOAST WALTER MONDALE

God's dice always have a lucky roll.
Sophocles
I like that Obama is saddened by her death
when she was kind of a nasty racist in 2008.
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by justin007000 on Mar 26, 2011 8:52 PM EDT up reply actions
I wouldn't call her remarks racist.
They were ineloquently insensitive enough to be framed in a way that OFA could spin them as such, but they did espouse superiority in any way.
Everyone is racist
but everyone is sexist too.
Red Reporter: Driving that train high on cocaine.
by justin007000 on Mar 27, 2011 3:11 PM EDT up reply actions
These days, if you call a "colored babe" a "colored babe"
she’ll tell you to “go fuck yourself.”
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by Charlie Scrabbles on Mar 27, 2011 6:37 PM EDT up reply actions
Me too! As we say on twitter, I'm #fullofhate
Son, when you participate in sporting events, it's not whether you win or lose: it's how drunk you get. ~Homer Simpson
by Hawkeyegirl96 on Mar 29, 2011 10:30 AM EDT up reply actions
Dunno if this thread has much new life but ...
the question for BF generally, based on what you saw …
which Reds player is likely to be the “most improved” for this season?
Announcer: "Just out of the reach of Berkman"
Paul Janish!
Um, I might not be entirely objective, though. ;-)
Seriously…if spring training is a small sample size, then the games I saw were the Danny Ray Herrera of sample sizes. And I’m not a scout. I really don’t think it would be fair to try and project anything from the handful of games I saw.
With that caveat…Cordero looked good. I have a terrible feeling he won’t be as good in the games that count, but he looked like a stud in spring training. Especially compared to the other Reds pitchers.
Heisey was probably the biggest disappointment. He’s been awful on defense. Based on other times I’ve seen him play, I don’t think he’s a bad defender, but he sure looked like one this spring.
All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?
Objective was not a requirement
and we won’t hold you to being right.
Well, some folks might, being this is RR, the most critically acclaimed expert baseball blog in the known universe.
Announcer: "Just out of the reach of Berkman"
I'll go with Gomes
He can’t hit as bad as he did from June to September of last year. He just … can’t.
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Muffy came to play today.
I CHUBB WHEN STUBBS CLUBBS!
by PeteyHendrix on Mar 28, 2011 2:23 PM EDT up reply actions
last year
the 148 games he played were a career high. By a lot.
I’m thinking maybe the problem is that Dusty’s not using him right. Before last year, Gomes was used mostly against lefties. Dusty seems to suffer from the delusion that he can hit righties, too.
All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?
I like Gomer as a player
Brings a lot of energy and excitement to the park. That’s worth enough to keep him around. But he can’t hit as bad as he did in long stretches and be useful, given his flaws in left field. Dusty is not helping the guy’s rep by setting him up to fail at the plate. Gomer ought to get about 12 swings a week.
Announcer: "Just out of the reach of Berkman"
I am incredibly disappointed in all of you
Now one TWSS regarding the title.
"I'm telling you, my other poo story is much better." -- btcoop71
me, too
I’m also disappointed that no one commented on this photo from the other day.
Chapman really likes END. Or END’s end, at least…
All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?
I think he prefers "cracker."
I CHUBB WHEN STUBBS CLUBBS!
by PeteyHendrix on Mar 28, 2011 2:25 PM EDT up reply actions
this is true
Because everything tastes better on a cracker.
"I'm telling you, my other poo story is much better." -- btcoop71
Crackers are a family business
Maybe single people buy our product, we don’t know. Frankly, we don’t want to know. It’s a market we can do without.
by Brendanukkah on Mar 28, 2011 3:30 PM EDT up reply actions
"The dryyyyyyyyyy cracker!"
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by Charlie Scrabbles on Mar 28, 2011 3:33 PM EDT up reply actions

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