Cactus League Game 25 (I guess): Reds vs. A's
It doesn't rain in deserts. That's probably the first thing I learned about science. And yet we missed baseball yesterday like the deserts miss the rain. After the washout, we're presented with a rare and interesting controlled experiment. This is basically the same starting eight as yesterday, with two subtle differences. First, Hanigan is swapped back in for Mesoraco, after he was scratched late for complications from a foul tip. More importantly, Bruce and Gomes switch places in the order. With the lefty Breslow on the mound, Gomes is moved moved into the fifth spot that Bruce occupied yesterday.
It's not clear how much is attributable to Dusty's faith in Gomes against lefties - which is well-founded - versus his lack of faith in Bruce against lefties. Bruce has struggled against lefties over the whole of his major league career - batting a paltry .230/.312/.407 in 447 PAs. But most of that was growing pains. Those splits were obliterated last year, with JB actually slugging a better clip against left-handed pitching - .277/.352/.547 - than right: .283/.353/.469.
A similar evening-out of the platoon-splits happened when Bruce cruised through the high minors in 2007. While it's not worth losing any sleep over #5 vs. #6 in the order, Bruce deserves to get as many PAs this season as possible. What might be harder to sit with is that this flip-flop of Gomes to the #6 spot against righties, rather than flip-flopping another bat into the lineup, is Dusty's strategy for dealing with what normally calls for a platoon.
With Johnny Cueto officially starting the season on the DL, Mike Leake has secured his place in rotation, though the ordering at least seems tentative. Two solid starts to close out the spring would go along way to instill confidence in both Leake himself and all of us big fans of his early stuff.
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Dorf!

Set the gearshift to the high gear of your soul.
by Kevin Mitchell is Batman on Mar 22, 2011 3:50 PM EDT up reply actions 3 recs
Dorf?

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by Charlie Scrabbles on Mar 22, 2011 4:05 PM EDT up reply actions 2 recs
Worf!

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by GlennBraggsSwingAndMissBrokenBat on Mar 22, 2011 4:12 PM EDT up reply actions
Dorn!
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by PeteyHendrix on Mar 22, 2011 4:19 PM EDT up reply actions 3 recs
Porn!
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by GlennBraggsSwingAndMissBrokenBat on Mar 22, 2011 4:24 PM EDT up reply actions
Soar!
/obscure’d
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by GlennBraggsSwingAndMissBrokenBat on Mar 22, 2011 4:30 PM EDT up reply actions
I don't get it.
But I like it.
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by GlennBraggsSwingAndMissBrokenBat on Mar 22, 2011 4:34 PM EDT up reply actions
Pabst Robot!

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by Charlie Scrabbles on Mar 22, 2011 5:12 PM EDT up reply actions
I had a Samiam song on my iPod
It was catchy!
by Brendanukkah on Mar 22, 2011 5:44 PM EDT up reply actions
I sure wish FSO would have more spring games.
Shirley more people would watch that than poker or whatever else they may air today.
What does a mama bear on the pill have in common with the World Series? No cubs.
by DocRam on Mar 22, 2011 2:23 PM EDT via mobile reply actions
i get really excited when spring training starts
but i haven’t invested more than about 20 minutes in each of the games aired on TV (even less for radio—like 3 or 4 minutes).
it’s fun to see the guys but ultimately i can’t get over the fact that these games mean nothing. going to spring training games is much more fun.
I wish that too.
And don’t call me Shirley.
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by Kevin Mitchell is Batman on Mar 22, 2011 3:52 PM EDT up reply actions
It's a cost-prohibitive thang.
They’d have to rent equipment and pay for a whole broadcast crew plus satellite time. The ratings would be higher than poker or whatevs, but not enough to justify the cost. If the other spring training telecasts were higher rated (read: profitable), they would certainly add more games.
I hate this. I want to see every friggin ST game in a teleexistance chamber.
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by PeteyHendrix on Mar 22, 2011 4:21 PM EDT up reply actions
Also part of the contract
I’m sure it could be renegotiated, but the costs you talk about are too prohibitive anyway.
"I'm telling you, my other poo story is much better." -- btcoop71
Additional sponsorship could handle it.
But it would be cost-prohibitive for the advertisers.
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by PeteyHendrix on Mar 22, 2011 4:34 PM EDT up reply actions
Yup, if for no other reason that most of the games seem to be during the day
When people are at work.
"I'm telling you, my other poo story is much better." -- btcoop71
Please keep calling me Shirley

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by justin007000 on Mar 22, 2011 4:39 PM EDT up reply actions
Daric Barton homers
blerg
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by Charlie Scrabbles on Mar 22, 2011 4:09 PM EDT reply actions
I don't have the radio
Imma just following on the gameday. What happened?
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by Charlie Scrabbles on Mar 22, 2011 4:15 PM EDT up reply actions
Can someone tell me how to post a picture here via my Flickr?
Pretty please.
This is me every night, dude. Just staring at buttholes, and gettin’ a buzz on.
Click on the picture of the tree, then input the URL.
Do you know how to get the URL from flickr?
Still not a candidate.
the URL from flickr is where I'm stuck.
This is me every night, dude. Just staring at buttholes, and gettin’ a buzz on.
Click share this
Then “Grab the HTML/BBCode,” and grab the image URL from inside the img tag (i.e. src=“blah”). Or you could just paste the whole img tag (everything within the brackets) over here.
Still not a candidate.
or if you want to be a badass
you can type < img src=“(URL from flickr)”> without the space between < and img.
"I'm telling you, my other poo story is much better." -- btcoop71
The extra work is what makes you a badass
"I'm telling you, my other poo story is much better." -- btcoop71
Or a dumbass
definitely one or the other!
"Penus, stale beer, and day old hot dogs. Love it"--justin007000
This would be akin to you telling someone they're dumb to learn how to play a song instead of just popping a CD in and listening to it
Discuss.
"I'm telling you, my other poo story is much better." -- btcoop71
Confectious or Sowkrates
one of them scoundrels, said if you give a man a fish, you give him a fish sammich. You teach him to fish and he becomes a drunk.
AW, just never fuckin' mind, OK?
Because you touch yourself at night.
This is me every night, dude. Just staring at buttholes, and gettin’ a buzz on.
by -ManBearPig on Mar 22, 2011 4:53 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Prepare for him to have his worst year since my puberty.
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by PeteyHendrix on Mar 22, 2011 5:04 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Mommy?
Why won’t the Reds give Matt Maloney a chance at the rotation?
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by justin007000 on Mar 22, 2011 5:14 PM EDT up reply actions
"Because he's a career minor leaguer honey"
"I'm telling you, my other poo story is much better." -- btcoop71
by jch24 on Mar 22, 2011 5:17 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
You can tell by the label on his back.
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by PeteyHendrix on Mar 22, 2011 5:18 PM EDT up reply actions
what evidence?
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by justin007000 on Mar 22, 2011 5:18 PM EDT up reply actions
Honey comes from bees.
You can find out more here.
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by PeteyHendrix on Mar 22, 2011 5:27 PM EDT up reply actions
I think they are called "Maloneys."
They have them in Louisville.
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by PeteyHendrix on Mar 22, 2011 5:29 PM EDT up reply actions
Followed by a VOTTO HOME RUN!
Reds rally, now trail 10-3.
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by PeteyHendrix on Mar 22, 2011 5:06 PM EDT up reply actions
Make that 7-3, top of 4 in Goodyear.
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by PeteyHendrix on Mar 22, 2011 5:09 PM EDT up reply actions
Yama-hama
Not a good idea to rush Cueto back. But also not a good idea to guarantee Leake a spot in the rotation.
Slice the Maloney?
"OVERCHARGE, v. To ask a higher price than you can get." -Ambrose Bierce
by RijoSaboCaseyWKRP on Mar 22, 2011 5:13 PM EDT reply actions
We desperately need the LeCure for shoulder inflammation
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by Charlie Scrabbles on Mar 22, 2011 5:14 PM EDT up reply actions
I wonder when and if the Thompson Twins will reunite
"OVERCHARGE, v. To ask a higher price than you can get." -Ambrose Bierce
by RijoSaboCaseyWKRP on Mar 22, 2011 5:16 PM EDT up reply actions
Not before Kid Rock goes all baw-wit-da-baw on the league
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by Charlie Scrabbles on Mar 22, 2011 5:18 PM EDT up reply actions
Chuck, you say some smart things sometime.
This may be your smartest.
Dude’s quietly put up a spring that mirrors what he did last year for the Reds, which, in turn, mirrored what he did to most of the minor leaguers he faced.
I’ve got a live beer-drinking shit-talking draft on Sunday afternoon, and I fully intend to reach to draft him for the Dropkick Cuetos.
Set the gearshift to the high gear of your soul.
by Kevin Mitchell is Batman on Mar 22, 2011 5:50 PM EDT up reply actions
Dropkick Cuetos?
I might be stealing that one.
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by Charlie Scrabbles on Mar 22, 2011 5:54 PM EDT up reply actions
Have at it.
Although that implies that you’ve got an agonizing 2 year 2nd place run to live up to. Fucking Jake Peavy and Jose Reyes circa 2010!!
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by Kevin Mitchell is Batman on Mar 22, 2011 6:00 PM EDT up reply actions
Oh, I don't think I've finished higher than 8th
I’m awful at fantasy baseball. Many a RR can attest to that.
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by Charlie Scrabbles on Mar 22, 2011 6:02 PM EDT up reply actions
It is now Maloney's time
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by justin007000 on Mar 22, 2011 5:15 PM EDT up reply actions
So if his big hand is on the 12 and his little hand is on ...
… does that mean it’s MDT (Maloney Daylight Time) or
does that mean it’s quittin’ time?
It ain’t quittin’ time till I say it’s quittin’ time.
AW, just never fuckin' mind, OK?
Was it productive?
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by Charlie Scrabbles on Mar 22, 2011 5:27 PM EDT up reply actions
He didn't clog any bases, so there's that.
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by PeteyHendrix on Mar 22, 2011 5:28 PM EDT up reply actions
I am going to listen to Karl Rove tonight
anybody have any questions for him.
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Who...uhhh...who do you think you are?
What…what gives you the right?
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by Charlie Scrabbles on Mar 22, 2011 5:31 PM EDT up reply actions
I didn't say I advocate it.
I just wonder how big a bomb it would take.
AW, just never fuckin' mind, OK?
Oh, I wasn't replying to you
I was making a suggestion to justin as to what he should say to Karl Rove this evening.
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by Charlie Scrabbles on Mar 22, 2011 5:35 PM EDT up reply actions
What gives you the right to do THAT?!?!?!
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by PeteyHendrix on Mar 22, 2011 5:36 PM EDT up reply actions
So two Rs makes it right?
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by PeteyHendrix on Mar 22, 2011 5:38 PM EDT up reply actions
Do you feel you could have been as successful working for solely Democratic candidates and administrations and why?
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by PeteyHendrix on Mar 22, 2011 5:36 PM EDT up reply actions
i may go with this one
which could give me the opportunity to call him a whore.
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by justin007000 on Mar 22, 2011 5:43 PM EDT up reply actions
How do you feel the advancements in tele-existance will change international relations in the future?
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by PeteyHendrix on Mar 22, 2011 5:37 PM EDT up reply actions
When the epitaxial moment of pleniary indulgence is tranmogulated, is it feasible to refract light from more than one prism?
AW, just never fuckin' mind, OK?
It was rigged
Prior to his talk we had to write our questions down and put them in a box, so they could be picked at “random”. So nobody could ask him about anything he talked about, and all the questions were softballs.
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by justin007000 on Mar 22, 2011 9:57 PM EDT up reply actions
Who the eff is Nick Christiani?
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by Charlie Scrabbles on Mar 22, 2011 5:31 PM EDT reply actions
#85, of course.
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by PeteyHendrix on Mar 22, 2011 5:35 PM EDT up reply actions
Smart ass
I would ask Karl Rove to tell you to SHUT UP!
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by Charlie Scrabbles on Mar 22, 2011 5:40 PM EDT up reply actions
we were all wondering that at the ballpark,too
All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?
Coco do what Coco do
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by Charlie Scrabbles on Mar 22, 2011 5:46 PM EDT reply actions
At this point I think I'd prefer Matt Maloney to Mike Leake for the Reds rotation
not joking one bit.
Get Well Soon Cueto!!!
Buy RED: My Uncensored Life in Rock by Sammy Hagar, today
Mike Leake for LF!
Set the gearshift to the high gear of your soul.
by Kevin Mitchell is Batman on Mar 22, 2011 5:52 PM EDT up reply actions
If yer gonna do that, might as well put him at SS.
He can play there, too.
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by PeteyHendrix on Mar 22, 2011 5:53 PM EDT up reply actions
I blame Arizona
All of our pitchers have slightly sucked this spring.
The season doesn't start until the Cincinnati Reds take the field! Reclaim The Opener!!
Maloney has been less suck than Mike "1+run/inning pithced" Leake
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by justin007000 on Mar 22, 2011 6:02 PM EDT up reply actions
Marty is calling out the cardinals. Ha.
"People don't kill people. Burning oreo packages kill people."
Cubs? Check. Cards? Check.
I can’t wait to hear the Pirates rant.
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by Kevin Mitchell is Batman on Mar 22, 2011 6:01 PM EDT up reply actions
what did he say about the worst orgnaiztion in professional sports?
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by justin007000 on Mar 22, 2011 6:02 PM EDT up reply actions
That they consistently get themselves into bad situations
and it’s apparently never their fault.
"People don't kill people. Burning oreo packages kill people."
What a shame.
It is very difficult to maintain/sustain high ethical standards when all of society is up against you and kicking you in the head. Life really should not be this unfair.
AW, just never fuckin' mind, OK?
and explaining
it to your son
pete rose to tony perez "how can anyone as slow as you pull a muscle?"
i would love to hear Marty call a late season Bungles game
i would tune in for that.
Buy RED: My Uncensored Life in Rock by Sammy Hagar, today
"Chris Carpenter has excellent control. When he throws one off the plate, it's because he means to."
“He hit two people.”
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by PeteyHendrix on Mar 22, 2011 6:03 PM EDT up reply actions
chris carpenter can blow me even if he is still in training.
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by justin007000 on Mar 22, 2011 6:15 PM EDT up reply actions
trust me, training blow jobs are the suck.
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by Kevin Mitchell is Batman on Mar 22, 2011 6:16 PM EDT up reply actions
isn't that the idea.
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by justin007000 on Mar 22, 2011 6:17 PM EDT up reply actions
This quote may be off by a word or two, FYI.
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by PeteyHendrix on Mar 22, 2011 6:24 PM EDT up reply actions
So what he really said was
Carp is a fun-loving sensitive guy who thinks baseball is a game to be enjoyed first and foremost, a must-event at family picnics and something that can instill solid moral values in the character of our charming and lovable youths.
But I can see how you might misquote him. It’s easy to do in the middle of the hustle and bustle of street life.
AW, just never fuckin' mind, OK?
And he gets ANOTHER hit!
Who is this guy?

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by PeteyHendrix on Mar 22, 2011 6:27 PM EDT up reply actions
You forgot the first part:

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by Charlie Scrabbles on Mar 22, 2011 6:27 PM EDT up reply actions
Super Dave Sappelt
That’s ain’t bad.
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by PeteyHendrix on Mar 22, 2011 6:29 PM EDT up reply actions
Chuck's on fire today.
Super Dave!
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by Kevin Mitchell is Batman on Mar 22, 2011 6:33 PM EDT up reply actions
That's Maynard G. Krebs. Before your time.
It’s pre-Gilligan Bob Denver!
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by PeteyHendrix on Mar 22, 2011 7:26 PM EDT up reply actions
It looks to me like a gear with three circles protruding
and type that says “Fortune City”.
"People don't kill people. Burning oreo packages kill people."
Crud - foiled again!
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by PeteyHendrix on Mar 22, 2011 7:47 PM EDT up reply actions
Looks like Felix the Cat on LSD
Vat dos dis luke like?
Un elephant?
Un seebra?
Un mooshroom cloud?
AW, just never fuckin' mind, OK?
Or move back to Vero Beach, which they should have never left.
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by PeteyHendrix on Mar 22, 2011 6:57 PM EDT up reply actions
That would help. They could play the WLBs
Boy, talk about exciting preseason baseball.
AW, just never fuckin' mind, OK?
/brawlseveryoneelse'sfault'd
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by PeteyHendrix on Mar 22, 2011 7:07 PM EDT up reply actions
I was sad when they moved, some of my family have a place in Vero Beach
I tried to get down there for ST before they left town but couldn’t make the logistics work.
"I'm telling you, my other poo story is much better." -- btcoop71
Why didn't they move earlier?
I know there’s tradition and all in Vero Beach but the team moved out west fifty years ago. It’s amazing they kept their ST in Florida as long as they did.
They didn't move earlier because they owned the property.
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by PeteyHendrix on Mar 25, 2011 2:29 AM EDT up reply actions
but who is going to play Phillips Seymour Hoffman?
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by justin007000 on Mar 22, 2011 6:57 PM EDT up reply actions
I was just assuming Deion Sanders.
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by PeteyHendrix on Mar 22, 2011 7:00 PM EDT up reply actions
i can see that
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by justin007000 on Mar 22, 2011 7:09 PM EDT up reply actions
"That's four strikeouts for Drew Stubbs. It simply does not get any better for this man."
-sMarty, ignorant mid-season form
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in a whore house, no less.
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by justin007000 on Mar 22, 2011 7:09 PM EDT up reply actions
with a fist full of Benjamins
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by PeteyHendrix on Mar 22, 2011 7:12 PM EDT up reply actions
And a pocket full of shells
"Those fellas make some good points," Baker said. "They're profane as hell, and they're probably gay, but they make some good points."
Dusty Baker on RR
"...to wrap up a long day of baseball."
gametime: 3:03
Wow, Marty is an insufferable grump.
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by PeteyHendrix on Mar 22, 2011 7:09 PM EDT up reply actions
well i mean it is his nap time.
and i haven’t listened to a game in a week, because i have grown tired of fake games.
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by justin007000 on Mar 22, 2011 7:13 PM EDT up reply actions
I have listened to less than a week of games
and have already grown tired of Marty.
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by PeteyHendrix on Mar 22, 2011 7:27 PM EDT up reply actions
a semi-public service announcement
I’m now a fucking tweeter, so if you get twitted by @TBoogie08, it’s me.
If you looked up and thought you gained a secret admirer, well, maybe you did and maybe you didn’t. Maybe I just followed you because you’re funny. Maybe I clicked on your name because it looked familiar. Maybe, just maybe, I had no fucking clue what I was doing on that godforsaken website.
Anyhoo, I’ve now picked up another outlet for ranting. I’m sure someone is perturbed!
Set the gearshift to the high gear of your soul.
by Kevin Mitchell is Batman on Mar 22, 2011 10:52 PM EDT reply actions
Let's play the fortune cookie game and add "In bed" to all of BP's tweets!
DatdudeBP: It was cool playin against my bra @coco_crisp today! I hope u have a great healthy year my dude! Tell your fine sis I said I miss her (IN BED)!
Ohhhhhhhhh…
"People don't kill people. Burning oreo packages kill people."
uh, boy
That tweet about sitting in the tub with his double play partner Janish would be kinda incriminating…
All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?
Just wait until he goes on the disabled list
“Hangin on the DL… in bed.”
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