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OD Plans?

It's about a week away now and I haven't read about any plans for Opening Day or Game 2.. I know I am seldom seen around here anymore (don't have that 3rd child and change positions within your company), but I'd still like to be a part of this time honored Red Reporter tradition.

So, has there been any discussion of a meet up in Cincinnati for those not lucky (or rich) enough to get OD Tickets? Me and the family are (weather permitting) going to go downtown for the parade. This should be one of the most attended parades because CPS and many other schools are on spring break that week. But once the parade is over, I've been cleared to head out and meet up with my favorite RR's of old and new.

If you'd like to meet up, throw out some ideas of where to do so.. In the past we've frequented the B-Dubs in Rookwood, being centrally located and away from the downtown madness, but I'm open to anywhere..

And second, has there been a discussion for the traditional game two madness? Amazingly, OD and Game two bookend Mile's 1st birthday (April Fools baby) and I've managed to get the clearance to have a little Reds fun! We should probably put together another FanPost for a game two comments.. Anyone willing to put this together??

I hope to meet some new folks this year as well as seeing all of the old timers.

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When I saw the title "OD plans" all i could think of was

Hospital.

If that doesn’t happen then keg funeral.

I may be drunk, Miss, but in the morning I will be sober and you will still be ugly. ~ Winston Churchill

by BigBabyBruce on Mar 22, 2011 11:13 AM EDT reply actions  

I might be visiting after the 2nd.

If history serves us right, many of us might be there.

Education is what you get from reading the directions. Experience is what you get from not reading them.

by snohio on Mar 22, 2011 12:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

I always believed in rigging my arm to a hydraulic device, that is connected to a foot pedal.

All of this would be used to pump the keg that people drink front. Think of my dead arm pumping the keg that is pouring your beer.

Effective: Yes

Creepy: Yes

Fun: Yes

Is it wrong? Hell no, but some people might frown on it.

I would bet my grandmother would not attend.

I may be drunk, Miss, but in the morning I will be sober and you will still be ugly. ~ Winston Churchill

by BigBabyBruce on Mar 22, 2011 12:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

My granmother would; she would find it hilarious.

Son, when you participate in sporting events, it's not whether you win or lose: it's how drunk you get. ~Homer Simpson

by Hawkeyegirl96 on Mar 22, 2011 3:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

Okay, Columbus Crew

What say you? Who’s in?

Press spacebar to die!

by Charlie Scrabbles on Mar 22, 2011 11:55 AM EDT reply actions  

I'm in.

I’ll take a half day off. What’re the plans?

Calmer than you are.

by 3 Fast 3 Furious on Mar 22, 2011 1:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

Happy Birthday to the boy!

The jch clan will be at the game Opening Day, it doesn’t look like we’ll be attending game 2 at the moment.

"I'm telling you, my other poo story is much better." -- btcoop71

by jch24 on Mar 22, 2011 12:23 PM EDT reply actions  

Real Fans Go To Game 2

Buy RED: My Uncensored Life in Rock by Sammy Hagar, today

by obc2 on Mar 22, 2011 3:30 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

We'll be on our first family vacation for OD.

Disney World. The timing is some sort of test of my will.

Wear something sexy to my funeral.

by Pops Daniels on Mar 22, 2011 1:04 PM EDT reply actions  

Stay Strong, Daniel-san

"I'm telling you, my other poo story is much better." -- btcoop71

by jch24 on Mar 22, 2011 1:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

Sunshine, booze and golf

will have to fill the void.

Wear something sexy to my funeral.

by Pops Daniels on Mar 22, 2011 1:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

I sold a kidney and part of my liver and bought tickets for my parents, sister and myself to OD

We’re going to do the whole shebag-we’re starting at 8am on Rock Bottom on Fountain Square, watch the parade then hit the game.

We’ve also got tickets for Opening Night, and tentatively plan to hit the Reds Hall of Fame and perhaps wander Newport ahead of time. If anyone’s got better ideas, I’m open.

Son, when you participate in sporting events, it's not whether you win or lose: it's how drunk you get. ~Homer Simpson

by Hawkeyegirl96 on Mar 22, 2011 3:22 PM EDT reply actions  

maybe one day you will find out

Red Reporter: Driving that train high on cocaine.

by justin007000 on Mar 22, 2011 3:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

Um, that was supposed to be shebang. Which is actually kind of worse.

Son, when you participate in sporting events, it's not whether you win or lose: it's how drunk you get. ~Homer Simpson

by Hawkeyegirl96 on Mar 22, 2011 4:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

I agree

It is much worse. (SFW)

"I'm telling you, my other poo story is much better." -- btcoop71

by jch24 on Mar 22, 2011 4:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

As long as it's not the William Hung version.

Son, when you participate in sporting events, it's not whether you win or lose: it's how drunk you get. ~Homer Simpson

by Hawkeyegirl96 on Mar 22, 2011 4:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

I had the joy of meeting Mr. Martin once

That dude looked ROUGH.

"I'm telling you, my other poo story is much better." -- btcoop71

by jch24 on Mar 22, 2011 4:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

Opening Day @ Opening Day is the way to go, Mikey

i’m wagering Slyde will be at Gameworks!

Buy RED: My Uncensored Life in Rock by Sammy Hagar, today

by obc2 on Mar 22, 2011 3:32 PM EDT reply actions  

I came into this fanpost expecting to read about your heroin addiction.

I leave disappointed.

"I bet that sex Bengals fan is really pissed now." -DT3428

by sexsalad on Mar 22, 2011 3:50 PM EDT reply actions   1 recs

I'll be working


A free beer to any RR’er who shows up and says hello.

This is me every night, dude. Just staring at buttholes, and gettin’ a buzz on.

by -ManBearPig on Mar 22, 2011 5:04 PM EDT reply actions  

I think I just might stop in and meet you, damnit

Will I be able to bring my five and nine year old kids in with me?

"I'm telling you, my other poo story is much better." -- btcoop71

by jch24 on Mar 22, 2011 5:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

Wow, that was a perfect set up wasn't it?

"I'm telling you, my other poo story is much better." -- btcoop71

by jch24 on Mar 22, 2011 5:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

I think we're closer with "five and nine kids"

"there no countrey called west xylophone" Youtube

by andromache on Mar 22, 2011 8:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

so 14 kids or 59 kids?

Red Reporter: Driving that train high on cocaine.

by justin007000 on Mar 22, 2011 10:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

Are we talking goats?

"People don't kill people. Burning oreo packages kill people."

by crolfer on Mar 23, 2011 12:29 AM EDT up reply actions  

Yes you will.

We are more of a restaurant than a bar, so bring the youngins.

This is me every night, dude. Just staring at buttholes, and gettin’ a buzz on.

by -ManBearPig on Mar 22, 2011 5:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

Excellent, I'll stop by with my crew!

I’ll just go up to the bar and say that Hawkeye is here to see ManBearPig. That should be interesting!

Son, when you participate in sporting events, it's not whether you win or lose: it's how drunk you get. ~Homer Simpson

by Hawkeyegirl96 on Mar 22, 2011 10:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

I dare you

This is me every night, dude. Just staring at buttholes, and gettin’ a buzz on.

by -ManBearPig on Mar 22, 2011 11:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

That's pretty spot on

"Aroldis Chapman is a seven course meal followed by four hours of sex on the table with a nymphomaniac model heiress who owns her own brewery." - jch24

by BK on Mar 23, 2011 12:56 AM EDT up reply actions  

Ol' Pete, Mads and Caleb

I am whatever you say I am; if I wasn't, then why would you say I am.
Eminem

by Madville on Mar 23, 2011 2:49 AM EDT up reply actions  

Nope. I'm of the female variety.

Son, when you participate in sporting events, it's not whether you win or lose: it's how drunk you get. ~Homer Simpson

by Hawkeyegirl96 on Mar 23, 2011 9:11 AM EDT up reply actions  

I want to come but Ash says everyone already has theirtickets and I would have to sit all by myself in the nosebleed section

And that’s just for game 2!

I am whatever you say I am; if I wasn't, then why would you say I am.
Eminem

by Madville on Mar 22, 2011 6:38 PM EDT reply actions  

they don't like you anymore

johnu1 is the new madville.

Red Reporter: Driving that train high on cocaine.

by justin007000 on Mar 22, 2011 6:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

Sorry Mads, you should have bet me on the Iowa/Ohio State football game like Ash did

Then I’d have to buy your tickets like I had to for Ash.

Stupid Buckeyes.

Son, when you participate in sporting events, it's not whether you win or lose: it's how drunk you get. ~Homer Simpson

by Hawkeyegirl96 on Mar 22, 2011 10:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

man, Columbus sounds good

but it looks like I’ll be in New York, instead. What are the cool kids and nycredsfan doing?

"College actually kind of beat that out of me, making me more, well, of an asshole."

by Cy Schourek on Mar 22, 2011 7:12 PM EDT reply actions  

trust me, I know

but I have WORKSTUFF on the 30th, and I don’t want to make the trip that night.

"College actually kind of beat that out of me, making me more, well, of an asshole."

by Cy Schourek on Mar 23, 2011 6:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

What workstuff?

I thought you were globetrotting around Eastern Europe, slamming local peasant women?

Press spacebar to die!

by Charlie Scrabbles on Mar 23, 2011 7:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

that ended Sunday :-(

I’m in New York with my sister, playing with my 2-month-old niece predominantly.

It’s not a bad way to spend a couple of weeks, but I won’t be able to get into Columbus until way later

"College actually kind of beat that out of me, making me more, well, of an asshole."

by Cy Schourek on Mar 23, 2011 11:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah

That’s not nearly as cool as slamming foreign chicks. But when you do make it to Columbus, let me know and I’ll buy you a beer.

Press spacebar to die!

by Charlie Scrabbles on Mar 24, 2011 12:13 AM EDT up reply actions  

I'll be moving on Mar. 31

But maybe in honor of Opening Night, I’ll go down to Massachusetts Ave. and pose by the Society of the Cincinnati in my Reds jersey. Any other DC based Red Reporters care to join me?

by Brendanukkah on Mar 23, 2011 12:37 AM EDT reply actions  

haha

i’ll be scrambling to get to the interwebs in time for first pitch. my mother has an extra opening day ticket for me, but stupid united changed my flight from london so i don’t get into dc until 11am on the 31st after sitting in freaking heathrow for 11 hours. so there’s zero chance of me getting a flight and making it to cincinnati in time for the game. &^%$#@!

i’d say let’s meet up to watch opening night, but i’m probably going to denver on the 1st. probably catch a rockies game the next week. new stadium! fun!

by Daedalus on Mar 23, 2011 4:04 AM EDT up reply actions  

Ugh

11 hours in Heathrow? I’d almost…ALMOST…rather spend 11 hours in Benghazi.

Press spacebar to die!

by Charlie Scrabbles on Mar 23, 2011 8:37 AM EDT up reply actions  

Benghazi? Svengali!

Safari!

Set the gearshift to the high gear of your soul.

by Kevin Mitchell is Batman on Mar 23, 2011 9:08 AM EDT via mobile up reply actions  

i know, right?

i spent five hours there on the way here, and that was bad enough.

by Daedalus on Mar 24, 2011 11:52 AM EDT up reply actions  

I've gotten stuck in Heathrow before too-I think I was there for 9 hours

It was not cool. I feel for you.

Son, when you participate in sporting events, it's not whether you win or lose: it's how drunk you get. ~Homer Simpson

by Hawkeyegirl96 on Mar 23, 2011 9:10 AM EDT up reply actions  

Any interest in scrambling to get to a TV somewhere instead of to the interwebs?

Or… any recommendations on a place for me to watch the Reds in the post-Momo’s era? I took Opening Day off work and have no idea where I’m going to watch.

by the finest muffins on Mar 23, 2011 11:14 AM EDT up reply actions  

i don't know where they'd have it

but bottom line is probably a good bet. they’re open for lunch. probably should call before and ask them. but i’m going to have two giant suitcases and a fifty pound backpack and will have been on a plane/in an airport for 26 hours, so i’m probably going to get a hotel room near the airport. but since everything is up in the air right now, that could change…i’ll let you know.

by Daedalus on Mar 24, 2011 11:51 AM EDT up reply actions  

What is "What I once said to a girl when she asked what was taking so long", Alex

"I'm telling you, my other poo story is much better." -- btcoop71

by jch24 on Mar 23, 2011 1:16 PM EDT up reply actions   2 recs

Isn't it "dammit"?

I always thought that, used as an interjection, it was contracted to “dammit”. “Damn it” would be a more literal usage. But just dropping the space and making it “damnit” doesn’t look right.

Thoughts?

Press spacebar to die!

by Charlie Scrabbles on Mar 23, 2011 4:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

I don't know the answer to that.

So, I’ll switch to “motherfuck it” instead.

Wear something sexy to my funeral.

by Pops Daniels on Mar 23, 2011 5:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

oh, and when it comes to OD plans

I’m more of a booze & qualudes kinda guy.

Set the gearshift to the high gear of your soul.

by Kevin Mitchell is Batman on Mar 23, 2011 9:10 AM EDT via mobile reply actions  

Simple guide to Opening Day drinking.

1. Get drunk in parking lot
2. Stay drunk at game
3. Sober up in gridlock on the way home.

 I can’t wait any fucking longer. 8 days is a long time.

#yourmom

by Corky's Stache on Mar 23, 2011 10:20 AM EDT reply actions  

Damn I want to go to the game with you Corkster!!!

I am whatever you say I am; if I wasn't, then why would you say I am.
Eminem

by Madville on Mar 24, 2011 2:28 AM EDT up reply actions  

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