2011 Reds Quiz #1 -- Red Reporter Edition
by ashersky on Mar 2, 2011 5:53 PM EST
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PrintHere's the first quiz for the new season! To kick off the 2011 seasons of Reds quizzes, let's pay homage to the site that kept us fed during the hungry off-season (although I missed the Reposters...hint hint). Can you name 20 questions about your beloved Red Reporter in under three minutes? I've kept the answers easy, and on some you won't have to type the whole thing out to get credit.
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Same here 17 of 20
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Mar 2, 2011 6:09 PM EST up reply actions
Same score here, and same reaction.
"Aroldis Chapman is a seven course meal followed by four hours of sex on the table with a nymphomaniac model heiress who owns her own brewery." - jch24
by BK on Mar 2, 2011 9:19 PM EST up reply actions
Much lower score, same reaction
But at least I got all the mods. Second column f’ed me up.
"Penus, stale beer, and day old hot dogs. Love it"--justin007000
Gotta another same reaction here
but what happens if I admit I didn’t get a perfect score? I thought that ashersky thought we thought Dunn could do no wrong.
"OVERCHARGE, v. To ask a higher price than you can get." -Ambrose Bierce
by RijoSaboCaseyWKRP on Mar 3, 2011 12:44 AM EST up reply actions
I tried Dunner there, and then Edwin, and then Votto and gave up
"Aroldis Chapman is a seven course meal followed by four hours of sex on the table with a nymphomaniac model heiress who owns her own brewery." - jch24
by BK on Mar 3, 2011 7:29 AM EST up reply actions
PAULIE WALNUTS
I got 14. I typed in “Dunn” but it didn’t accept it. And Roy Oswalt doesn’t could as a Bill Hall all-star? cmonnnnnnn
Joey Votto on Colin Cowherd: "I don’t know who he is"
I think he'd be a Toma Ohka All-Star
But he’s usually pretty good against all teams, just a little more so versus us.
"there no countrey called west xylophone" Youtube
Seriously, can we cut this out already?
Everybody?
by ken on Mar 3, 2011 9:54 PM EST up reply actions
I want to
but I didn’t appreciate last night’s personal attacks from a Mod
by Highlifeman21 on Mar 3, 2011 9:57 PM EST up reply actions
If you want to
you can put it behind you. Now that real baseball is approaching it would be nice to not encounter flame wars in the threads.
I want to put it behind me, but I see a Mod turning other Mods on me and that troubles me something fierce
‘nukkah, nycredsfan, BK, they don’t seem to be fans of mine, which is a shame, b/c I’m a fan of BK in real life. Never met ’nukkah or nycredsfan.
Am I looking for Mod favor from BK? No. I’m just surprised, that’s all.
by Highlifeman21 on Mar 3, 2011 10:45 PM EST up reply actions
Come on, man.
Picking on other members of the site has never been something we’ve done here. You know that. No matter what’s happened so far, and how you think you were wronged by Brendan or whatever, it’s time to let it go. And not just you, everyone.
"Aroldis Chapman is a seven course meal followed by four hours of sex on the table with a nymphomaniac model heiress who owns her own brewery." - jch24
by BK on Mar 3, 2011 10:51 PM EST up reply actions
people pick on justin all the time and it's not personal?
Brenden picks on me all the fucking time and it’s definitely personal
double fucking standard
by Highlifeman21 on Mar 3, 2011 11:02 PM EST up reply actions
Since I don't have your number, get on FB chat
"Aroldis Chapman is a seven course meal followed by four hours of sex on the table with a nymphomaniac model heiress who owns her own brewery." - jch24
by BK on Mar 3, 2011 11:06 PM EST up reply actions
people go after other people all the time, yet it seems like I'm singled out
you kinda maybe sorta slapped ’tHan on the wrist, but I really seem to get more of the banhammer here
why fucking me?
it’s cuz I hate Drew Stubbs, isn’t it? And Bronson Arroyo?
by Highlifeman21 on Mar 3, 2011 11:00 PM EST up reply actions
I hate you because you sent me to Mt. Adams Bar & Grill
"He’s like if Ron Gant and Eric Davis had a white baby." -- GlennBraggsSwingAndMissBrokenBat on Drew Stubbs
by jch24 on Mar 4, 2011 7:44 AM EST up reply actions 3 recs
I don't know what that's about but fuck Mt. Adams Bar & Grill, thus: Rec'd
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Mar 4, 2011 12:46 PM EST up reply actions
True
But it’s been more than shown that I have no more than two kids but I keep hearing about that, so it’s all good in the hood. :)
"He’s like if Ron Gant and Eric Davis had a white baby." -- GlennBraggsSwingAndMissBrokenBat on Drew Stubbs
show your math!
you have two kids under your roof!
by Highlifeman21 on Mar 5, 2011 12:13 PM EST up reply actions
I could scan and email you the court papers....
"He’s like if Ron Gant and Eric Davis had a white baby." -- GlennBraggsSwingAndMissBrokenBat on Drew Stubbs
Ah, those family reunions
… color coding can really pay off.
Red Reporter: A Cincinnati Reds' fan Community Compose of a Bunch of Profane Motherfuckers since February 9th, 2005.
sign them first!
I have signed RR memorabilia from obc, BK, Mads, ’tHan and their respective better halves!
by Highlifeman21 on Mar 6, 2011 11:19 AM EST up reply actions
Open up a wing at the National Archives quick!
Red Reporter: A Cincinnati Reds' fan Community Compose of a Bunch of Profane Motherfuckers since February 9th, 2005.
Me too, it's leveling my coffee table as we speak
My Maple Street Press took care of the dinner table.
"He’s like if Ron Gant and Eric Davis had a white baby." -- GlennBraggsSwingAndMissBrokenBat on Drew Stubbs
by jch24 on Mar 6, 2011 12:46 PM EST up reply actions 3 recs
I bought one for my buddy Jason
but it pales in comparison to a signed High Life poster I have
by Highlifeman21 on Mar 6, 2011 5:32 PM EST up reply actions
you should get the Mods to sign that
then it would be worth at least $12.95!
Buy RED: My Uncensored Life in Rock by Sammy Hagar, today
What's with all the venom toward us lately?
Press spacebar to die!
by Charlie Scrabbles on Mar 7, 2011 7:55 AM EST up reply actions
Lately?
obc has railed against the mods for as long as I can remember, it’s kind of his schtick. If JD came back tomorrow and was the only mod, obc would complain that he wanted you and Brendan back because the new regime is turrible.
"He’s like if Ron Gant and Eric Davis had a white baby." -- GlennBraggsSwingAndMissBrokenBat on Drew Stubbs
by jch24 on Mar 7, 2011 8:09 AM EST up reply actions 3 recs
Oh
He should check out basecloggers then. I think he’d really hate it.
Press spacebar to die!
by Charlie Scrabbles on Mar 7, 2011 9:32 AM EST up reply actions
one Mod signed it!
another would have signed it, had he fucking shown up that night….
by Highlifeman21 on Mar 7, 2011 10:50 PM EST up reply actions
17
Wire to Wire was not an acceptable answer apparently, I confused the Bill Hall All Stars with the Tomo Ohka All Stars, and I didn’t realize BBFF was asking about VEB
I didn't even try typing that
I just tried typing “tl;dr” for that and it didn’t work so I skipped it.
"Aroldis Chapman is a seven course meal followed by four hours of sex on the table with a nymphomaniac model heiress who owns her own brewery." - jch24
by BK on Mar 2, 2011 10:12 PM EST up reply actions
At least I didn't make you include the subtitle...
But “REDS” takes up a significant portion of the cover, so figured it was part of the title.
Frontpage'd!
Cool stuff, ashersky. 18/20
Press spacebar to die!
by Charlie Scrabbles on Mar 2, 2011 9:52 PM EST reply actions
:( I remembered every mod but you, Charlie.
And afterwards I felt guilty.
"there no countrey called west xylophone" Youtube
That's...what she said.
:(
Press spacebar to die!
by Charlie Scrabbles on Mar 2, 2011 10:25 PM EST up reply actions 5 recs
Rec'd good sir.
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Mar 2, 2011 10:28 PM EST up reply actions
I looked at all the mods
sighed, and x-ed out of the window.
Too many mods.
"College actually kind of beat that out of me, making me more, well, of an asshole."
I protest.
I answered “boobs” for every question, and didn’t get one right.
"The USA despite its flaws and corruption and overall messiness is still a great and powerful instrument of freedom and hope for the entire world." - Madville
by bbjones on Mar 2, 2011 11:47 PM EST reply actions 9 recs
rec'd
Every poll should have “boobs” as an answer.
"Aroldis Chapman is a seven course meal followed by four hours of sex on the table with a nymphomaniac model heiress who owns her own brewery." - jch24
by BK on Mar 3, 2011 7:30 AM EST up reply actions
Sure, why not
"Aroldis Chapman is a seven course meal followed by four hours of sex on the table with a nymphomaniac model heiress who owns her own brewery." - jch24
by BK on Mar 3, 2011 9:16 PM EST up reply actions
No, but this is! (points at crotch)
"He’s like if Ron Gant and Eric Davis had a white baby." -- GlennBraggsSwingAndMissBrokenBat on Drew Stubbs
by jch24 on Mar 4, 2011 7:44 AM EST up reply actions 3 recs
Well done!
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Mar 4, 2011 12:47 PM EST up reply actions
Why can't it be both?
"He’s like if Ron Gant and Eric Davis had a white baby." -- GlennBraggsSwingAndMissBrokenBat on Drew Stubbs
I got the Janish one right. Missed the others.
Red Reporter: A Cincinnati Reds' fan Community Compose of a Bunch of Profane Motherfuckers since February 9th, 2005.
6/20
it’s abundantly clear i need to study up on my red reporter instead of doing any real work today.
by ben nevis on Mar 3, 2011 8:50 AM EST reply actions 2 recs
i usually like these quizzes
But I skipped this one. Too Much Mods…
"the only place they lost was the scoreboard"
by Ewok on Mar 3, 2011 9:01 AM EST via mobile reply actions
And we thank you for letting us know
"He’s like if Ron Gant and Eric Davis had a white baby." -- GlennBraggsSwingAndMissBrokenBat on Drew Stubbs
I thought he said "Too Much Mads"
and I was confused.
"Penus, stale beer, and day old hot dogs. Love it"--justin007000
You can never have too much Mads.
"People don't kill people. Burning oreo packages kill people."
by crolfer on Mar 3, 2011 10:34 AM EST up reply actions 1 recs
You can never have too much Mads
Unless you’re the FMM and it’s Opening Day.
"He’s like if Ron Gant and Eric Davis had a white baby." -- GlennBraggsSwingAndMissBrokenBat on Drew Stubbs
She's still recovering from last year
Dr. Serizawa: "If my device can serve a good purpose, i would announce it to everyone in the world! But in its current form, it's just a weapon of horrible destruction. Please understand, Ogata!"
Hideto Ogata: "I understand. But if we don't use your device against Godzilla, what are we going to do?"
if Bill Hall, etc. is a thing around here, i'm not aware of it.
i missed 4 because the answers had to be way too specific…i’m fucking pissed and am going to write a letter.
rabble! rabble rabble rabble!
Seeing that I’m on my blackberry, I passed on taking the quiz, but on quick glance I’m guessing I’d get no more than 14 or so.
That’s how I took quizzes in college…skip them and estimate what I would’ve got had I woken up in time. Definitely a good argument.
Set the gearshift to the high gear of your soul.
by Kevin Mitchell is Batman on Mar 3, 2011 9:13 AM EST via mobile up reply actions
I did horrible at this
That makes me feel much better about myself.
The season doesn't start until the Cincinnati Reds take the field! Reclaim The Opener!!
Although I did feel cheated
I knew Wire to Wire, but it wouldn’t accept that answer.
The season doesn't start until the Cincinnati Reds take the field! Reclaim The Opener!!
I got 15
Was surprised there was not a question regarding Catjacking a thread….
Then it comes to be that the soothing light at the end of your tunnel, is just a freight train coming your way...
@btcoop71
Also, nothing on ...
religion, Raven Riley, railroads
the three Rs that any RR quiz ought to cover.
but we did avoid racist comments.
Who is Slyde?
Red Reporter: A Cincinnati Reds' fan Community Compose of a Bunch of Profane Motherfuckers since February 9th, 2005.
14/20
"I cannot get rid of the hurt from losing, but after the last out of every loss, I must accept that there will be a tomorrow. In fact, it's more than there'll be a tomorrow, it's that I want there to be a tomorrow. That's the big difference, I want tomorrow to come." - George "Sparky" Anderson
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