Cactus League Game 4: White Sox @ Reds
by jch24 on Mar 2, 2011 1:15 PM EST
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PrintYour Cincinnati Reds take on the Chicago White Sox this afternoon in what looks to be a Titantic Struggle. Homer Bailey will take the mound against Edwin Jackson with Daniel Ray Herrera, Jared Burton, Carlos Fisher, Jose Arredondo and Daryl Thompson scheduled to follow Bailey for the Reds. Burton and Fisher will go two innings each. No one seems to know who's pitching after Edwin Jackson, so there's that.
Dusty this morning on Homer Bailey, per the Fya - "He’s got a chance to be an ace I think." And here I thought he was our future set up man ahead of Chappie. Also, Homer is still only 24 years old even if it seems like Danny Jackson took him under his wing.
Unfortunately for his RR fanboys, Adam Dunn won't be starting for the Sox today. To get your fix, check out this Chicago Tribune story on Dunner where he mentions still mentoring Jay Hova from time to time. Take that Jim Edmonds!
Even more unfortunate, the Reds seem to be running out a half-assed lineup behind Homer. In classic Dusty fashion, Fred Lewis will start in LF the day after Baker announced there was no plan for a platoon and hot-hitting Dave Sappelt finds himself on the bench. Good luck boys, looks like you're gonna need it.
Today's fun fact: Ramon Hernandez passed the U.S. Citizenship test, which I'd bet 36% of Red Reporters would fail. So to Ramon I would like to say, "Bienvenidos a América, donde el sexo con una lata de pelotas de tenis está perfectamente bien y animado."
Today's second fun fact: Both Charlie Sheen and Chuck Norris' legal first name is Carlos. Please don't challenge Mr. Quentin Homer, god knows what will happen to you.
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Wait a minute... we're in Arizona now
That might get me kicked out of the game thread.
The season doesn't start until the Cincinnati Reds take the field! Reclaim The Opener!!
Ahem, it is also unfortunate for Adam Dunn's fangirls that he is not starting today.
"there no countrey called west xylophone" Youtube
Whatever, DUDE :)
"He’s like if Ron Gant and Eric Davis had a white baby." -- GlennBraggsSwingAndMissBrokenBat on Drew Stubbs
Gasp! I have no choice now but to challenge you to a duel. PISTOLS AT DAWN.
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I'm ready
"He’s like if Ron Gant and Eric Davis had a white baby." -- GlennBraggsSwingAndMissBrokenBat on Drew Stubbs
by jch24 on Mar 2, 2011 1:46 PM EST up reply actions 8 recs
I'm rec'ing this because I don't know what else to do but stare in awe.
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Mar 2, 2011 1:47 PM EST up reply actions
anybody with the gall to post this deserves go to (gan)green
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Wow, those are. . .
Wow.
Son, when you participate in sporting events, it's not whether you win or lose: it's how drunk you get. ~Homer Simpson
by Hawkeyegirl96 on Mar 2, 2011 1:51 PM EST up reply actions
i would want my woman to wear those to a tea party galla.
"If you have selfish ignorant citizens you're gonna get selfish ignorant leaders."-George Carlin
are those lady gaga's?
"And a high fly ball to center field. He hit it a ton. And the 2010 National League Central Division Champs are the Cincinnati Reds!"
I'm a little turned on
Get me some Panpipes made out of rifle barrels, and we’ve got ourselves an outfit.
For the record, I am not one of these.
I was happy to see the strikeout king go.
Son, when you participate in sporting events, it's not whether you win or lose: it's how drunk you get. ~Homer Simpson
by Hawkeyegirl96 on Mar 2, 2011 1:47 PM EST up reply actions
I know, I was teasing.
Son, when you participate in sporting events, it's not whether you win or lose: it's how drunk you get. ~Homer Simpson
by Hawkeyegirl96 on Mar 2, 2011 1:55 PM EST up reply actions
I am dunner's biggest fan, and I like to shout it from the rooftops as often as possible. :P
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Third fun fact:
The Dodgers once turned down a trade offer from the Reds of Adam Dunn for Edwin Jackson.
The true harbinger of spring is not crocuses or swallows returning to Capistrano, but the sound of the bat on the ball.
Bill Veeck
that would have been much better than Dunn for shit.
"If you have selfish ignorant citizens you're gonna get selfish ignorant leaders."-George Carlin
we got to see micah hit some epic HRs ... that's gotta be worth something
"And a high fly ball to center field. He hit it a ton. And the 2010 National League Central Division Champs are the Cincinnati Reds!"
we got to see Adam Dunn hit epic HRs too.
"If you have selfish ignorant citizens you're gonna get selfish ignorant leaders."-George Carlin
And we got years of a productive Dunn by holding onto him.
Edwin hasn’t been awesome. Dunn certainly has.
The true harbinger of spring is not crocuses or swallows returning to Capistrano, but the sound of the bat on the ball.
Bill Veeck
/Katrina'd
The true harbinger of spring is not crocuses or swallows returning to Capistrano, but the sound of the bat on the ball.
Bill Veeck
I think my rooftop is basically average.
But that’s not bad coming back from Rooftop Tommy John.
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From the ROOFTOPS!
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what?
I thought you were going to marry Homer Bailey. Or have you thrown him over for Hanigan?
All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?
Just because I dream of someday divorcing a baseball player (and really, what girl doesn't?)
that doesn’t mean he has to be my favorite player.
"there no countrey called west xylophone" Youtube
what happened to trying to tame the bad boy?
"If you have selfish ignorant citizens you're gonna get selfish ignorant leaders."-George Carlin
No, that's me and my thing for Bronson
As sick and twisted as it is.
Son, when you participate in sporting events, it's not whether you win or lose: it's how drunk you get. ~Homer Simpson
by Hawkeyegirl96 on Mar 2, 2011 7:11 PM EST up reply actions
There's some weird porno Dr. Seuss just waiting to be written
Well, it probably already exists, doesn’t it john?
What I'd tell you about using my given name on this site?
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Mar 3, 2011 12:18 AM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Rule 34 is unbending
"He’s like if Ron Gant and Eric Davis had a white baby." -- GlennBraggsSwingAndMissBrokenBat on Drew Stubbs
Not as good as midget piano porn.
/seriously exists and not too bad
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Mar 3, 2011 11:37 AM EST up reply actions
Dr. Seuss started out drawing naughty cartoons for his adult friends, IIRC.
The true harbinger of spring is not crocuses or swallows returning to Capistrano, but the sound of the bat on the ball.
Bill Veeck
I believe that's correct.
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Mar 3, 2011 1:26 PM EST up reply actions
Or the places he will be, yeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhh
"He’s like if Ron Gant and Eric Davis had a white baby." -- GlennBraggsSwingAndMissBrokenBat on Drew Stubbs
I would say that at the time, I thought trading Dunn was wrong
The team needed his draw power at that time, but clearly they have improved in other ways so, in retrospect, the deal doesn’t seem as bad as it did. I don’t think the Chicago media will be very kind to the Donkey, though. He won’t function well there.
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It was terrible the day he was traded
WLW pretty much had a party show all afternoon.
"If you have selfish ignorant citizens you're gonna get selfish ignorant leaders."-George Carlin
Depends on which media your talking about.
Boers and Bernstein love him which will do two things — make him an instant hit with a few while piss off a ton others.
It all depends on who you listen to/read.
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Mar 2, 2011 2:04 PM EST up reply actions
Do Boers and Bernstein also write musicals?
Because they should.
"there no countrey called west xylophone" Youtube
No, they're just stats guys and who hate people. So naturally, I tend to like them.
Here’s my favorite Bernstein freak out — it was a show when Boers had to leave early and Bernstein was left to do the show alone. A debate about Juan Pierre vs. Adam Dunn broke out among other things.
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Mar 2, 2011 2:17 PM EST up reply actions
scribes and radio hacks
pretty much all double-dip in Chit-town. They all deride the public as being stupid and second-guess the manager’s choice of toilet paper. Later, if proven wrong, will simply change the subject.
They all think the teams there can just load up all their reserves and trade them for Roy Halliday.
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The OBC story.
"If you have selfish ignorant citizens you're gonna get selfish ignorant leaders."-George Carlin
by justin007000 on Mar 2, 2011 2:27 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
But unlike most trolling on here
this is funny!
"Penus, stale beer, and day old hot dogs. Love it"--justin007000
by nycredsfan on Mar 2, 2011 2:43 PM EST up reply actions 3 recs
expert'd
"If you have selfish ignorant citizens you're gonna get selfish ignorant leaders."-George Carlin
Neither are you, hombre
"Aroldis Chapman is a seven course meal followed by four hours of sex on the table with a nymphomaniac model heiress who owns her own brewery." - jch24
by BK on Mar 2, 2011 9:23 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
ya rly
"Aroldis Chapman is a seven course meal followed by four hours of sex on the table with a nymphomaniac model heiress who owns her own brewery." - jch24
by BK on Mar 2, 2011 9:36 PM EST up reply actions
this is hilarious, coming from you
I must have missed the groupthink memo around these parts
by Highlifeman21 on Mar 2, 2011 9:58 PM EST up reply actions
this comment should be flagged
"the only place they lost was the scoreboard"
by Ewok on Mar 3, 2011 9:15 AM EST via mobile up reply actions
I saw a special on Fox about this
When Mods Attack
by Highlifeman21 on Mar 3, 2011 4:26 PM EST up reply actions
Let's cool it with the blatant personal attacks, eh?
"Aroldis Chapman is a seven course meal followed by four hours of sex on the table with a nymphomaniac model heiress who owns her own brewery." - jch24
by BK on Mar 2, 2011 9:52 PM EST up reply actions
since you asked in a more civil manner than your fellow mod
I’ll try to play more nicely with others
by Highlifeman21 on Mar 2, 2011 9:59 PM EST up reply actions
"They all deride the public as being stupid"
Not all.
“second-guess the manager’s choice of toilet paper”
Kind of their job.
“They all think the teams there can just load up all their reserves and trade them for Roy Halliday.”
Only the retards think that and usually it’s fans, not writers or radio guys.
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Mar 2, 2011 2:32 PM EST up reply actions
Disagree
They ridicule all the callers.
Childish second-guessing is their forte. They beat it to death.
I might concede on the third point, just a little, but some of their projected trades border on the impossible.
Radio talk sports is pointless.
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Radio talk sports is pointless.
When done poorly.
I think it can be a good thing when not sensationalized. It’s not like Bob Costas couldn’t do a solid radio show.
The true harbinger of spring is not crocuses or swallows returning to Capistrano, but the sound of the bat on the ball.
Bill Veeck
Yeah, a good interview show would work
Two loudmouths debating into a microphone serves no purpose.
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but that is the level of debate in America
"If you have selfish ignorant citizens you're gonna get selfish ignorant leaders."-George Carlin
All of sports are pointless. Even when done well.
But if you want actual social commentary, here you go.
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Mar 2, 2011 2:49 PM EST up reply actions
I happen to agree with them on this.
So, yes, the issue can be the TOPIC.
And I do believe that there are a lot of folks who call into these shows who really are morans.
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pretty much like political talk radio
just less important.
"If you have selfish ignorant citizens you're gonna get selfish ignorant leaders."-George Carlin
B and B ridicule callers. Most other radio guys are wimps and refuse to do so, especially in Chicago.
Once again, second-guessing is their job. They’re paid to do so.
Most well thought out trade proposals come from print and radio guys, not the average fan.
And yes, it’s pointless. It’s suppossed to be. Everything about sports is pointless. That’s why it’s fun.
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Mar 2, 2011 2:47 PM EST up reply actions
Well, I do agree
… as I told a potential employer once, “I have a hard time using ‘critical’ and ‘game’ in the same sentence.”
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Still, they should write musicals.
OBPlahoma! Sweeney Todd Benzinger! Damn Yankees!
…wait.
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by andromache on Mar 2, 2011 2:45 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Man, I thought about baseball/musical puns for like 3 whole minutes, and yours is like 10 times better than mine.
Pout.
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who hasn't heard that debate enough
Juan Pierre’s more valuable b/c of his speed and defense, blah blah blah blah
Adam Dunn strikes out too much, blah blah blah blah
by Highlifeman21 on Mar 2, 2011 9:02 PM EST up reply actions
I would enjoy a musical about statisticians freaking out
Boers and Bernstein should get that done.
Son, when you participate in sporting events, it's not whether you win or lose: it's how drunk you get. ~Homer Simpson
by Hawkeyegirl96 on Mar 2, 2011 7:13 PM EST up reply actions
The Chicago media will love him.
They’d kill him if he were a Cub. But they loved Thone, love Konerko, love Quentin (for christ’s sake), love A.J., and loved Magglio. They will love Adam Dunn too.
by Brian B on Mar 2, 2011 7:49 PM EST via mobile up reply actions
I'm with you on all of those but Quentin. He's been getting slammed for a while now.
Well, when they’re not flapping about the fucking Bears.
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Mar 3, 2011 12:20 AM EST up reply actions
I also think that has to do with the two fanbases. I stand firmly by the belief that South Side fans are smarter
than their North Side counterparts.
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Mar 3, 2011 12:21 AM EST up reply actions
That is right
But there are two types of Cubs fans, real ones and popular ones. I know a couple of people who are serious Cubs fans, watch the games on TV, know the players, understand baseball, realize Wrigley is more than just an expensive bar. But the other assholes or as you Lee Elia would say “Cocksuckers” ruin the fanbase.
"If you have selfish ignorant citizens you're gonna get selfish ignorant leaders."-George Carlin
by justin007000 on Mar 3, 2011 12:25 AM EST up reply actions
Yep. I know serious Cubs fans, too. They're tolerable. The rest are insufferable.
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Mar 3, 2011 12:37 AM EST up reply actions
Can't the same be said for every other fanbase?
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by Charlie Scrabbles on Mar 3, 2011 8:26 AM EST up reply actions
Absolutely not!
Cubs and Cards fans are largely insufferable. Get with the program.
by ken on Mar 3, 2011 9:06 AM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Nope the bigger the fanbase the more likely the bigger amount of stupid people.
The Cubs have one of the biggest fanbases in baseball — and I’d guess North American sports in general — so, no. They’re worse.
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Mar 3, 2011 11:39 AM EST up reply actions
Exactly
and I would say a greater portion of Cubs fans are fans because it is trendy. Yeah sure you go to Great American Ballpark and there are plenty of people who don’t know the game, but going to Great American isn’t trendy the way going to Wriggly is.
"If you have selfish ignorant citizens you're gonna get selfish ignorant leaders."-George Carlin
3 years ago, we would tell you why you are wrong.
but now it is boring.
"If you have selfish ignorant citizens you're gonna get selfish ignorant leaders."-George Carlin
Damnit, I was hoping that the White Sox radio would be broadcasting this one, but it doesn't appear to be that way.
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Mar 2, 2011 1:37 PM EST reply actions
So was I
of course every goddamn cubs game is on the Radio. Those fuckers don’t win a world series in a century, they won their last won due to a technicality and they are popular.
"If you have selfish ignorant citizens you're gonna get selfish ignorant leaders."-George Carlin
Poularity never accounts for good taste
Bart: "Dad, what's a Muppet?"
Homer: "Well, it's not quite a mop, not quite a puppet, but man... (laughs, then pauses) So, to answer you question, I don't know."
by ChiDa on Mar 2, 2011 2:01 PM EST up reply actions 3 recs
if they won a World Series in say 1971
they would be just another shitty baseball franchise.
"If you have selfish ignorant citizens you're gonna get selfish ignorant leaders."-George Carlin
Exactly. Now they are huge, epic failures and everyone (well, not Joey Votto) feels bad for them
I actually liked it when Boston won in 2004 because everyone went back to hating/ignoring them instead of pitying them.
Son, when you participate in sporting events, it's not whether you win or lose: it's how drunk you get. ~Homer Simpson
by Hawkeyegirl96 on Mar 2, 2011 7:15 PM EST up reply actions
The biggest thing I saw after 2004
Was the shift from, “Oh, the poor unlucky/cursed underdogs!” to a more realistic “Just another superpower in the spending race”. I consider that a good thing.
"He’s like if Ron Gant and Eric Davis had a white baby." -- GlennBraggsSwingAndMissBrokenBat on Drew Stubbs
I think they'd have fewer fans, honestly. A good chunk of that fanbase are lazy fucks that don't care about
baseball and just like getting hammered at Wrigley (which is a dump — yeah, I said it). Cheering for a loser — specifically the Cubs — is the sports version of a hipster.
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Mar 3, 2011 12:25 AM EST up reply actions 1 recs
so in this parallel world we're talking about here
Would Cubs fans not be as annoying because of what you brought up?
…wow, thats difficult to imagine
I think there would be less of them and they wouldn't get as much fucking attention.
I’m thinking they’d be more like Phillies or Mets fans. Not really a good thing but something that isn’t so god damn grating.
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Mar 3, 2011 1:21 AM EST up reply actions
If that's true I was the coolest motherfucker around for about ten years
And consider Pirates fans Miles Davis.
"He’s like if Ron Gant and Eric Davis had a white baby." -- GlennBraggsSwingAndMissBrokenBat on Drew Stubbs
Impossible. Your team isn't on national TV every other day and has won something in your
lifetime, your father’s lifetime and your grandfather’s lifetime.
“The Reds were way cooler back in the 1900s, man, before the sold out.”
/sports hipster
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Mar 3, 2011 11:41 AM EST up reply actions
/According to Jim'd
The true harbinger of spring is not crocuses or swallows returning to Capistrano, but the sound of the bat on the ball.
Bill Veeck
I long for the olden days
when these games were played in Florida and meant something.
Red Reporter: A Cincinnati Reds' fan Community Compose of a Bunch of Profane Motherfuckers since February 9th, 2005.
That quote to Ramon is Racist!
What the hell did a can of tennis balls ever do to you?
"I am on a drug," Sheen told ABC. "It's called Charlie Sheen. It's not available because if you try it, you will die. Your face will melt off, and your children will weep over your exploded body."
Got stuck on my penus, that's what
"He’s like if Ron Gant and Eric Davis had a white baby." -- GlennBraggsSwingAndMissBrokenBat on Drew Stubbs
touche
"I am on a drug," Sheen told ABC. "It's called Charlie Sheen. It's not available because if you try it, you will die. Your face will melt off, and your children will weep over your exploded body."
by Corky's Stache on Mar 2, 2011 2:24 PM EST up reply actions
The Pringles can was worse
Once I popped I couldn’t stop.
"He’s like if Ron Gant and Eric Davis had a white baby." -- GlennBraggsSwingAndMissBrokenBat on Drew Stubbs
@
Wear something sexy to my funeral.
by Pops Daniels on Mar 2, 2011 3:03 PM EST up reply actions 3 recs
so why does he need the horn?
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It's not a complete ensemble without it
Bart: "Dad, what's a Muppet?"
Homer: "Well, it's not quite a mop, not quite a puppet, but man... (laughs, then pauses) So, to answer you question, I don't know."
Maybe he's horny.
The true harbinger of spring is not crocuses or swallows returning to Capistrano, but the sound of the bat on the ball.
Bill Veeck
I think a cowbell might work.
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I get it ...
he is a Cubs fan and that’s his condom.
In days of Old when Knights were Bold …
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Welp, time for lunch.
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Mar 2, 2011 3:22 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
"The nachos come with EVERYTHING on 'em, right?"
"He’s like if Ron Gant and Eric Davis had a white baby." -- GlennBraggsSwingAndMissBrokenBat on Drew Stubbs
FTFY
“The nachos come cum with EVERYTHING on ’em, right?”
fifth grade’d
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Mar 2, 2011 3:24 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Nasty Hook Nachos
The true harbinger of spring is not crocuses or swallows returning to Capistrano, but the sound of the bat on the ball.
Bill Veeck
Nah, that'd be a cigar tube, not a Pringles can.
Wear something sexy to my funeral.
by Pops Daniels on Mar 2, 2011 3:26 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Bump, set, spike :)
"He’s like if Ron Gant and Eric Davis had a white baby." -- GlennBraggsSwingAndMissBrokenBat on Drew Stubbs
block'd
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Mar 2, 2011 3:27 PM EST up reply actions
You know, I've been thinking. If he was a real man he'd have crammed his junk in a Spicy Cajun bottle.
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Mar 3, 2011 1:48 PM EST up reply actions
Muy caliente!
The true harbinger of spring is not crocuses or swallows returning to Capistrano, but the sound of the bat on the ball.
Bill Veeck
Well, he doesn't look like a spicy Cajun
Just a hairy, fat white dude. I think Pringles Original is probably the best sheath for his junk.
Son, when you participate in sporting events, it's not whether you win or lose: it's how drunk you get. ~Homer Simpson
by Hawkeyegirl96 on Mar 3, 2011 2:53 PM EST up reply actions
I was speaking more of the intensity a flake of jalapeno flavoring would have on one's pee hole.
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Mar 3, 2011 7:26 PM EST up reply actions
True story:
When I was an RA in college, I encountered a screaming dude in the bathroom at 1 in the morning. He was in the handicapped shower stall with the hand-held shower head stuffed between his legs. When he stopped screaming enough that he could hear me, I asked him what the hell was going on. He said, “Never let your girlfriend put hot sauce on your dick.”
Press spacebar to die!
by Charlie Scrabbles on Mar 3, 2011 9:02 PM EST up reply actions 4 recs
Ah, to be young and dumb again
I had a friend (no really, it wasn’t me) call me one night and relay this story:
He was one of those idiots who always has to eat the super duper hottest wings ever and in the middle of it went to piss. The sauce from the wings did not make Mr. Happy very happy, but he said he did get a good laugh out of the guy walking in as he was furiously splashing water from the sink onto his junk in an attempt to put out the fire. :)
From the “never let your girlfriend put xxxx on your dick” files, I also know someone who tried using Mt. Dew as lubricant in a pinch. That didn’t work so well for him.
"He’s like if Ron Gant and Eric Davis had a white baby." -- GlennBraggsSwingAndMissBrokenBat on Drew Stubbs
I'm trying to think why that would seem like a good idea in the first place.
"People don't kill people. Burning oreo packages kill people."
I'm assuming
his wiener tasted bad, so she suggested something to spice it up, no pun intended. But yeah, I think you’d have to be pretty stupid/drunk to think that would be a good idea.
Press spacebar to die!
by Charlie Scrabbles on Mar 4, 2011 10:51 AM EST up reply actions
Imagine if the roles were reversed.
That girl would probably die.
"People don't kill people. Burning oreo packages kill people."
x
"He’s like if Ron Gant and Eric Davis had a white baby." -- GlennBraggsSwingAndMissBrokenBat on Drew Stubbs
I think the proper response would have been:
Press spacebar to die!
by Charlie Scrabbles on Mar 4, 2011 12:53 PM EST up reply actions
Awesome.
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Mar 4, 2011 12:54 PM EST up reply actions
Drew Stubbs has the same birthday as my ex-boyfriend.
Hmm, I suddenly feel an HLM moment coming on.
"there no countrey called west xylophone" Youtube
Life tends to dole out nuances
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that is why i never remember girlfriends birthdays
it made things easier after we broke up.
"If you have selfish ignorant citizens you're gonna get selfish ignorant leaders."-George Carlin
It tends to hasten the moment, as I have learned
especially on sensitive holidays.
Then again … w.t.f.?
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i just can't remember dates
which is why i am a historian.
"If you have selfish ignorant citizens you're gonna get selfish ignorant leaders."-George Carlin
Dates, overrated.
1492 and the Day of Infamy will get you almost anywhere in history class.
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in all seriousness my parents cat shares a birthday with an ex.
"If you have selfish ignorant citizens you're gonna get selfish ignorant leaders."-George Carlin
very few folks would know that about their cats.
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it was born at the shelter my parents adopted it from
"If you have selfish ignorant citizens you're gonna get selfish ignorant leaders."-George Carlin
The cat must dredge up some painful memories.
I’d get a boa.
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I realized recently that an ex of mine shares a birthday with Mitch Hedberg
I was crushed.
"He’s like if Ron Gant and Eric Davis had a white baby." -- GlennBraggsSwingAndMissBrokenBat on Drew Stubbs
Because SHE is still alive?
The true harbinger of spring is not crocuses or swallows returning to Capistrano, but the sound of the bat on the ball.
Bill Veeck
Exactly
If I could swap em, I’d do it in a heartbeat.
"He’s like if Ron Gant and Eric Davis had a white baby." -- GlennBraggsSwingAndMissBrokenBat on Drew Stubbs
i share a bday with taylor swift
we were born on the exact same day and exact same year. soul mates and all that…
"strikeouts are a lot sexier than groundouts"
My grandma told me yesterday that Justin Bieber and I share a birthday.
I was nonplussed.
Don't do crack, drink chocolate milk and enjoy every moment.
Matt Maloney and I share a birthday
"If you have selfish ignorant citizens you're gonna get selfish ignorant leaders."-George Carlin
by justin007000 on Mar 2, 2011 11:48 PM EST up reply actions
your grandmother has Bieber fever?
All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?
She probably got it from Arroyo.
"People don't kill people. Burning oreo packages kill people."
by crolfer on Mar 3, 2011 10:47 AM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Pringles can...Mitch Hedberg...
ISWYDT.
“Pringles is an open minded company…they said, ’fuck it! Cut ’em up!”
Set the gearshift to the high gear of your soul.
by Kevin Mitchell is Batman on Mar 2, 2011 5:22 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
The day the rubber was supposed to come, a potato truck pulled up instead!
I love me some Mitch, I miss that guy
Is anyone blogging the game?
Is there any way for us to know what’s going on, besides that the Reds were held scoreless in the top of 1?
The true harbinger of spring is not crocuses or swallows returning to Capistrano, but the sound of the bat on the ball.
Bill Veeck
Thanks!
The true harbinger of spring is not crocuses or swallows returning to Capistrano, but the sound of the bat on the ball.
Bill Veeck
his pitch efficiency has improved
6 batters 6 pitches.
"If you have selfish ignorant citizens you're gonna get selfish ignorant leaders."-George Carlin
It appears that Homer has seen the RR report
His pitch selection is much better, as is his location.
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Scoreless in the middle of 2.
Reds to send up Hermida, Ramon, and Cozart in search of the first Reds hit today.
The true harbinger of spring is not crocuses or swallows returning to Capistrano, but the sound of the bat on the ball.
Bill Veeck
Hermida grounds out to SS. One down.
The true harbinger of spring is not crocuses or swallows returning to Capistrano, but the sound of the bat on the ball.
Bill Veeck
And Frazier immediately grounds out.
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Mar 2, 2011 3:32 PM EST up reply actions
oh god, drunky is on.
"If you have selfish ignorant citizens you're gonna get selfish ignorant leaders."-George Carlin
You're going to need
to be more specific before some of us get personally offended.
Wear something sexy to my funeral.
by Pops Daniels on Mar 2, 2011 3:36 PM EST up reply actions 2 recs
All players whose name begins with H
prepare to play ball today.
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Heeeeeeyyyyy
"He’s like if Ron Gant and Eric Davis had a white baby." -- GlennBraggsSwingAndMissBrokenBat on Drew Stubbs
Mom?
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Mar 2, 2011 3:37 PM EST up reply actions
And Danny sets them down in order.
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Bill Veeck
i thought he walked some one.
"If you have selfish ignorant citizens you're gonna get selfish ignorant leaders."-George Carlin
That guy was named Flowers - he doesn't count.
The true harbinger of spring is not crocuses or swallows returning to Capistrano, but the sound of the bat on the ball.
Bill Veeck
"You ever planted tulips?"
"He’s like if Ron Gant and Eric Davis had a white baby." -- GlennBraggsSwingAndMissBrokenBat on Drew Stubbs
I've pushed daisies. :)
The true harbinger of spring is not crocuses or swallows returning to Capistrano, but the sound of the bat on the ball.
Bill Veeck
just don't go chewin' on that loco weed
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I hear ya playa.
Wear something sexy to my funeral.
by Pops Daniels on Mar 2, 2011 4:07 PM EST up reply actions 2 recs
I think RR would be an interesting sociology study
"If you have selfish ignorant citizens you're gonna get selfish ignorant leaders."-George Carlin
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!! Holy shit, that's a rec.
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Mar 2, 2011 3:43 PM EST up reply actions
I don't get it
Which makes you so much cooler. So Rec to you, sir!
by Brian B on Mar 2, 2011 7:55 PM EST via mobile up reply actions
This is not accurate.
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Mar 3, 2011 12:26 AM EST up reply actions
Too many similar folks due to the profile of someone who would like baseball and conversing about it on the internet.
With people who are of the same general mind regarding statistics.
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Bill Veeck
Wrong! Math's hard.
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Mar 2, 2011 3:43 PM EST up reply actions
And fucking stupid!
"He’s like if Ron Gant and Eric Davis had a white baby." -- GlennBraggsSwingAndMissBrokenBat on Drew Stubbs
@
Wear something sexy to my funeral.
by Pops Daniels on Mar 2, 2011 4:03 PM EST up reply actions 4 recs
which scientists are being grilled here?
all of them
some of them
or just the ones we want to condemn?
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just the ones who believe in global warming
"If you have selfish ignorant citizens you're gonna get selfish ignorant leaders."-George Carlin
Oh, you mean actual scientists....
who like, know science and stuff.
Wear something sexy to my funeral.
OK, let's do a scientific study
all those in favor of global warming facts manipulation, to the right
the rest of you, choose up alphabetically by order of height.
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I think you manipulated that stat
in order to promote some self-serving, anti-business, left-wing socialistic, commie-pinko, government waste, prop-up-the-poor agenda.
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It's true; higher fuel costs totally benefit poor people.
"there no countrey called west xylophone" Youtube
By creating a solid baseline for entry-level employment
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since National City lines ruined public transportation in this country
"If you have selfish ignorant citizens you're gonna get selfish ignorant leaders."-George Carlin
National City gave out a bunch of ill advised car loans?
"He’s like if Ron Gant and Eric Davis had a white baby." -- GlennBraggsSwingAndMissBrokenBat on Drew Stubbs
Where do I sign up?
"If you have selfish ignorant citizens you're gonna get selfish ignorant leaders."-George Carlin
Okay, so Pspsi and all its products are allowed to have "throwback" versions with REAL SUGAR.
I call horseshit. Coke should be allowed to have a “throwback” version with REAL COCAINE.
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Mar 2, 2011 3:42 PM EST reply actions 4 recs
Where?
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Mar 2, 2011 3:44 PM EST up reply actions
honestly
maybe it is because i am used to high fructose corn syrup, but I think coke with real sugar tastes awful.
"If you have selfish ignorant citizens you're gonna get selfish ignorant leaders."-George Carlin
Yeah, you're just used to the corn syrup.
And it’s REALLY bad for you.
The true harbinger of spring is not crocuses or swallows returning to Capistrano, but the sound of the bat on the ball.
Bill Veeck
i've actually kicked soda almost all together
i haven’t bought a 12 pack in months. The only time i drink it anymore is when I am out.
"If you have selfish ignorant citizens you're gonna get selfish ignorant leaders."-George Carlin
Well played, Batman.
The true harbinger of spring is not crocuses or swallows returning to Capistrano, but the sound of the bat on the ball.
Bill Veeck
they are just empty calories.
"If you have selfish ignorant citizens you're gonna get selfish ignorant leaders."-George Carlin
you think coke with real sugar (which is probably the best thing in the world) tastes awful?
#GoodLord
there is several mexican grocers where I live, only coke in glass, and w/ sugar for me.
by Eastwindquinn on Mar 2, 2011 4:30 PM EST up reply actions
My mom loves the throwback stuff because she can have soda again
She’s horribly, horribly allergic to all corn products. And lives in Iowa.
Son, when you participate in sporting events, it's not whether you win or lose: it's how drunk you get. ~Homer Simpson
by Hawkeyegirl96 on Mar 2, 2011 7:19 PM EST up reply actions
Allergic to corn products?
That must really suck, considering pretty much every food on the shelf has some kind of corn in it. Can she eat normal beef or does it have to be grass fed?
"Penus, stale beer, and day old hot dogs. Love it"--justin007000
That won't help.
Grass is corn-fed.
by Brian B on Mar 2, 2011 8:02 PM EST via mobile up reply actions 1 recs
Yeah, grass make the best O-linemen.
/stupid football analyst speak
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Mar 3, 2011 12:28 AM EST up reply actions
Beef is okay, it's mostly straight corn and the additives that trigger reactions
No high fructose corn syrup, no dextrose or maltose, no corn starch, etc. etc. Basically, everything she eats has to be made from stratch.
Taking Mom out to dinner is an ordeal.
Son, when you participate in sporting events, it's not whether you win or lose: it's how drunk you get. ~Homer Simpson
by Hawkeyegirl96 on Mar 3, 2011 9:24 AM EST up reply actions
Made from "scratch"
Sorry, typing error. Just call me Jsutin.
Son, when you participate in sporting events, it's not whether you win or lose: it's how drunk you get. ~Homer Simpson
by Hawkeyegirl96 on Mar 3, 2011 2:54 PM EST up reply actions
no, No, NO
one typing error does not make you me. I have built my legacy on a lifetime of bad typing and dyslexia, you don’t get to make one typo and take my legacy. I have earned it.
"If you have selfish ignorant citizens you're gonna get selfish ignorant leaders."-George Carlin
by justin007000 on Mar 3, 2011 3:01 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
That would be like me living in a convent
"He’s like if Ron Gant and Eric Davis had a white baby." -- GlennBraggsSwingAndMissBrokenBat on Drew Stubbs
Bottom of 3:
Valaika leads off with a K.
The true harbinger of spring is not crocuses or swallows returning to Capistrano, but the sound of the bat on the ball.
Bill Veeck
Still scoreless.
Stubbs draws a walk to bring up Heisey. One out, one on.
The true harbinger of spring is not crocuses or swallows returning to Capistrano, but the sound of the bat on the ball.
Bill Veeck
Fred Lewis and END due up after Heisey.
The true harbinger of spring is not crocuses or swallows returning to Capistrano, but the sound of the bat on the ball.
Bill Veeck
A beautiful day in Goodyear today. Gametime temp of 75 degrees.
The true harbinger of spring is not crocuses or swallows returning to Capistrano, but the sound of the bat on the ball.
Bill Veeck
Fyckin 0-0 games are OK sometimes
but not in sprinkt raining.
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Bottom of 4: still scoreless.
END leads off with a strikeout. Hermida strolls to the plate, sweaty.
The true harbinger of spring is not crocuses or swallows returning to Capistrano, but the sound of the bat on the ball.
Bill Veeck
Correction: END flied out.
The true harbinger of spring is not crocuses or swallows returning to Capistrano, but the sound of the bat on the ball.
Bill Veeck
Hermida grounds out to 2nd, 2 down with Ramon coming to the dish.
The PA system is playing “In America” from West Side Story.
The true harbinger of spring is not crocuses or swallows returning to Capistrano, but the sound of the bat on the ball.
Bill Veeck
Clutch!
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Hack Cozart lets us down again
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Ramon doubles to left, and is immediately pinch-run for by Alex Buchholz.
Cozart strikes out to end the inning.
The true harbinger of spring is not crocuses or swallows returning to Capistrano, but the sound of the bat on the ball.
Bill Veeck
That's cool
Was “I feel pretty” played for Homer?
by ken on Mar 2, 2011 4:35 PM EST up reply actions
Maybe "Somehow, someday, somewhere" would be more appropriate.
"there no countrey called west xylophone" Youtube
by andromache on Mar 2, 2011 4:37 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
I'm trying to decide if "Cool" would be more appropriate for
Johnny Cueto, Joey Votto, or Jonny Gomes.
by the finest muffins on Mar 2, 2011 11:54 PM EST up reply actions
Here you go:
Cool: Joey Votto
Something’s Coming: Jay Bruce
Tonight: Scott Rolen (not sure why, just seems like he’d like it)
America: Ramon Hernandez
One Hand, One Heart: Paul Janish (wimpiest song in the show)
I feel Pretty: Homer (why not)
The Rumble: Jonny Gomes
Somewhere (there’s a place for us): Yonder Alonso
"Penus, stale beer, and day old hot dogs. Love it"--justin007000
by nycredsfan on Mar 3, 2011 9:48 AM EST up reply actions 2 recs
Krup you!
umm, I don’t know. Ryan Hanigan?
"Penus, stale beer, and day old hot dogs. Love it"--justin007000
That makes sense.
Officer Krupke is my favorite West Side Story song, Ryan Hanigan is my favorite Red!
"there no countrey called west xylophone" Youtube
Top of 5, scoreless.
Mesoraco in defenseively at catcher.
The true harbinger of spring is not crocuses or swallows returning to Capistrano, but the sound of the bat on the ball.
Bill Veeck
A Titanic Struggle, indeed!!!
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AJ is too smirky, so Burton strikes him out.
1 down.
The true harbinger of spring is not crocuses or swallows returning to Capistrano, but the sound of the bat on the ball.
Bill Veeck
AJ is one of those players that I wouldn't like even if he were a Red
"He’s like if Ron Gant and Eric Davis had a white baby." -- GlennBraggsSwingAndMissBrokenBat on Drew Stubbs
I have no idea what you mean.
Wear something sexy to my funeral.
by Pops Daniels on Mar 2, 2011 4:19 PM EST up reply actions 2 recs
I felt that way about Edmonds
Until I learned he had Jets To Brazil as his walkup music.
A dope trailer is no place for a kitty.
by GlennBraggsSwingAndMissBrokenBat on Mar 2, 2011 4:20 PM EST up reply actions
That still didn't help. Still hated that guy.
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Mar 2, 2011 4:22 PM EST up reply actions
Agreed, to a point.
He’s a douche, but he does piss the Cubs off something fierce.
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Mar 2, 2011 4:21 PM EST up reply actions
I overheard that comment.
Frankly, I will be the judge of talent on this team.
Let’s make that perfectly clear, all right?
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Will you be my grandpa?
A dope trailer is no place for a kitty.
by GlennBraggsSwingAndMissBrokenBat on Mar 2, 2011 4:23 PM EST up reply actions
you're old grandmere
ain’t what she used to be,
ain’t what she used to be,
ain’t what she used to be.
by Brian B on Mar 3, 2011 7:59 AM EST via mobile up reply actions
iPhone autocorrected that to "you're"
by Brian B on Mar 3, 2011 8:00 AM EST via mobile up reply actions
It's kinda a RR meme to purposely misuse version of YOUR anyway.
My fave is to use “yore.”
The true harbinger of spring is not crocuses or swallows returning to Capistrano, but the sound of the bat on the ball.
Bill Veeck
Bottom of 5, still scoreless in Goodyear.
Todd Frazier grounds out to SS to lead off the inning.
The true harbinger of spring is not crocuses or swallows returning to Capistrano, but the sound of the bat on the ball.
Bill Veeck
HOLY SHIT A HIT!!!!
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Mar 2, 2011 4:25 PM EST up reply actions
I can't believe this without verification.
A dope trailer is no place for a kitty.
by GlennBraggsSwingAndMissBrokenBat on Mar 2, 2011 4:26 PM EST up reply actions
Gameboy authenticates it.
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Tyler Flowers?
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And just like that it's for nothing as he's caught stealing.
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Mar 2, 2011 4:28 PM EST up reply actions
No way he makes this team this spring.
He needed to come out blazing to change some minds about last season.
Wear something sexy to my funeral.
Stubbs, improving his BB rate this spring
with 1.
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Valaika had lined a single to LF, but erases himself with a CS.
The true harbinger of spring is not crocuses or swallows returning to Capistrano, but the sound of the bat on the ball.
Bill Veeck
probably just bad luck
But I swear he did that in every game I saw him in last year. Got picked off or caught stealing.
All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?
Stubbs singles on a liner to CF.
One on, two out. Scoreless bottom of 5.
The true harbinger of spring is not crocuses or swallows returning to Capistrano, but the sound of the bat on the ball.
Bill Veeck
Heisey is up, and he's a little constipated, as his 0-for-2 today demonstrates.
The true harbinger of spring is not crocuses or swallows returning to Capistrano, but the sound of the bat on the ball.
Bill Veeck
Heisey reaches on a botched force attempt, Stubbs to second
The true harbinger of spring is not crocuses or swallows returning to Capistrano, but the sound of the bat on the ball.
Bill Veeck
Fred Lewis RBI single!
The true harbinger of spring is not crocuses or swallows returning to Capistrano, but the sound of the bat on the ball.
Bill Veeck
Runners at first and third for END.
Wild pitch scores Heisey! Fred to 2nd.
The true harbinger of spring is not crocuses or swallows returning to Capistrano, but the sound of the bat on the ball.
Bill Veeck
END END END
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we got em right where we want em
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Time for the Cubandolero!
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Classic Fya
Fred Lewis gives the #Reds 1-0 lead with 2-out RBI sin gel. Heisey scores on a wild pitch to make it 2-0.
Sin Gel is my favorite lubricant.
A dope trailer is no place for a kitty.
by GlennBraggsSwingAndMissBrokenBat on Mar 2, 2011 4:34 PM EST up reply actions 3 recs
Not that I don't like a good Faygasm but that looks like a classic Blackberry Autocorrect.
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Mar 2, 2011 4:35 PM EST up reply actions
Fare enough. I just did a check on my phone and Twitterific is not available in Blackberry store.
Lots of other Twitter-centric apps are but not that.
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Mar 2, 2011 4:44 PM EST up reply actions
Plus, Fya almost always seems to tweet from his laptop during games.
"Penus, stale beer, and day old hot dogs. Love it"--justin007000
I did not know how he tweeted.
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Mar 2, 2011 6:10 PM EST up reply actions
Well done, sir. A rec for you.
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Mar 3, 2011 12:30 AM EST up reply actions
ROAAAR!!! Kyle Cofield is the goat of the day!
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Mar 2, 2011 4:34 PM EST reply actions
END RBI single to CF!
Reds lead 2-0!
The true harbinger of spring is not crocuses or swallows returning to Capistrano, but the sound of the bat on the ball.
Bill Veeck
Make that a double to deep CF for END.
ROAR!!!
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Bill Veeck
I have
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no real need to fix that mistake. carry on.
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Hermida up, and looking for his first hit of the day.
He’s sweaty.
The true harbinger of spring is not crocuses or swallows returning to Capistrano, but the sound of the bat on the ball.
Bill Veeck
HERMIDA HOME RUN!!!!
The true harbinger of spring is not crocuses or swallows returning to Capistrano, but the sound of the bat on the ball.
Bill Veeck
This game got out of hand quickly. And Hermida's having a pretty damn good early spring.
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Mar 2, 2011 4:36 PM EST up reply actions
It would appear so early on.
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Mar 2, 2011 4:41 PM EST up reply actions
I wouldn't mind if Hermida won the job outright
"He’s like if Ron Gant and Eric Davis had a white baby." -- GlennBraggsSwingAndMissBrokenBat on Drew Stubbs
Nor would I -- but for his bat. The dude's terrible defensively. Seriously, I think he might be worse than Gomes.
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Mar 2, 2011 4:45 PM EST up reply actions
so why did we sign him?
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Minor league deal.
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-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Mar 2, 2011 5:10 PM EST up reply actions
Dude's got a decent arm and will get some assists:
but he tends to make quite a few errors for an outfielder.
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Mar 2, 2011 5:13 PM EST up reply actions
T'would seem that ...
… talk about him being in the mix for a platoon spot is a bit premature.
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I think the main thing he's in the mix for is that LH bat off the bench.
2 spots between Lewis, Heisey, Hermida?
"People don't kill people. Burning oreo packages kill people."
Pinch hitter, yeah, I guess
Alonzo, Francisco, Pancho, Cisco, Harpo, Chico
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On Hermi-jesty's Secret Service!
We’re all in spring training form here, folks.
by Brendanukkah on Mar 2, 2011 5:42 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Reds now lead 5-0!!!
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CUBANDOLERO!
Si?
Si
Sue
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Hermida homers!
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-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Mar 2, 2011 4:36 PM EST reply actions
Mesoraco strikes out looking to end the inning.
After 5 full, Reds lead 5-0.
The true harbinger of spring is not crocuses or swallows returning to Capistrano, but the sound of the bat on the ball.
Bill Veeck
Burton struck out 4 in 2 innings, allowing only 1 hit, no walks.
The true harbinger of spring is not crocuses or swallows returning to Capistrano, but the sound of the bat on the ball.
Bill Veeck
And with that, I am off to lunch.
Huzzah!
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I did not know Carlos Fisher was from Andorra.
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I bet they hang out together during the offseason.
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He lived on the morning side of the mountain
and he lived on the twilight side of the hill.
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by johnu1 on Mar 2, 2011 4:46 PM EST up reply actions 2 recs
Carlos, squandering the lead
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2 in, 2 on, 1 out
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5-3 now, runner at 3rd, 2 out
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bottom 6, 5-3 Redlegs
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It's actually "she" in the second verse
but it didn’t work for this post.
An old Tommy Edwards ballad from about 1960-ish.
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So, what's the deal with Volquez?
He can’t pitch before “paying crowds” because his work visa isn’t up to date?
What precisely about the immigration laws are we attempting to fix?
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I so rarely have any clue what you're talking about
but this time I’m actually kind of interested in figuring it out.
Let me write out a formal proof for you.
I'm just full of 'em!
No, really. Can you explain what he was talking about?
Let me write out a formal proof for you.
all I know is what I read
I guess pitching for free is legal.
By TOM WITHERS
The Associated Press
Sunday, February 27, 2011; 5:55 PM
GOODYEAR, Ariz. — Matt Maloney pitched two scoreless innings in place of Cincinnati’s opening-day starter Edinson Volquez and the Reds rallied for two runs in the ninth Sunday to beat the Cleveland Indians 7-6 in the spring exhibition opener for Ohio’s teams.
Volzquez couldn’t pitch because he has not yet gotten his work visa approved by the U.S. government. The Dominican Republic native stayed back at the team’s training facility and pitched two innings to minor leaguers. He has a travel visa but can’t perform in games in front of paying customers.
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It seems to me that if he plays in front of paying fans, then he is working as a professional...
…which requires his work visa to be current. I think these things are often slow to get corrected in the DR.
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which seems reasonable
work and tourist visas should be separate.
"If you have selfish ignorant citizens you're gonna get selfish ignorant leaders."-George Carlin
I kind of, sort of get the distinction
so I am not confused about his “Working”.
What I am astonished at isa set of immigration laws that make this patently SO FUCKING ABSURD. I guess I will forever see the folly of bureaucracy as being profoundly ridiculous.
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Or, as the old Monty Python skit revealed
“When I have my antlers on, I’m dictating.”
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I don't see it as absurd
I see it as people wanting it to be absurd so that they can hate on the way laws crap on people we like. Would this be so profoundly fucking absurd if it happened to Jaime Garcia (I have no idea if he resides outside the US)?
by Brian B on Mar 2, 2011 9:28 PM EST via mobile up reply actions
I just think it's hair splitting for no reason
in this particular case.
It isn’t like the guy doesn’t have a Social Security number and a tax history in the U.S.
Quite different from Sergevy Nicholaovich III coming here from Moldavia to see the Willis Tower and getting a job sweeping floors at the deli next door.
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Not really, though.
The visas have certain restrictions. Yes, some of the restrictions amount to splitting hairs, but that’s not the bureaucrats’ fault. It just stems from the inherent ridiculousness of immigration law.
You’d have the same basic problem if you went to Canada: you could play in as many rec league baseball games as you want without a work visa, but you’d need to get a visa if you wanted to get paid to play baseball.
Let me write out a formal proof for you.
I believe that the holdup may be on the Dominican side of things.
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Bill Veeck
A pair of goat hoof shoes with golden revolvers as the stilleto heel
"He’s like if Ron Gant and Eric Davis had a white baby." -- GlennBraggsSwingAndMissBrokenBat on Drew Stubbs
Andrew Means struck out. :(
His name is almost mine.
"People don't kill people. Burning oreo packages kill people."
Oh, and who is Alex Buchholz?
Came in to PR for Hernandez.
"People don't kill people. Burning oreo packages kill people."
Baseball's best kept secret
http://www.thebaseballcube.com/players/B/Alex-Buchholz.shtml
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Ahh, precious organizational fodder
Seems like he was a bit of a reach for the 6th round.
A dope trailer is no place for a kitty.
by GlennBraggsSwingAndMissBrokenBat on Mar 2, 2011 5:11 PM EST up reply actions
Yeah
Pretty good offensive numbers his first couple of years at Delware.
"People don't kill people. Burning oreo packages kill people."
I guess he got a few PA last year during ST as well.
"People don't kill people. Burning oreo packages kill people."
Nah. College middle infielder with a pretty good bat.
He’s had some injuries that have slowed his development, but there’s a bit of potential there. Besides, how many 6th rounders become regular MLBers?
"Penus, stale beer, and day old hot dogs. Love it"--justin007000
Let's see...
Andrew Bailey
Bud Norris
Ben Zobrist
Cla Meredith
Sean Marshall
Kevin Kouzmanoff
Matt Kemp
John Maine
I’m counting about 3 or 4 guys who get regular MLB output per year, and about 1/3 of them making the majors.
"People don't kill people. Burning oreo packages kill people."
Arredondo walked someone. He sucks.
Trade him.
"People don't kill people. Burning oreo packages kill people."
Dusty is using too many pitchers
This game is important.
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2 BB's and a HBP
Arredondo not really impressing so far.
"People don't kill people. Burning oreo packages kill people."
He is probably working on a pitch ...
I would not measure this too much.
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If Fisher keeps pitching like he has
I think he’s off the 40-man, especially if Willis shows some promise.
"People don't kill people. Burning oreo packages kill people."
he hasn't been good since 2009.
Even that wasn’t really good, it was mediocre and lucky.
He will never be good as long as he walks 5+ per 9.
"If you have selfish ignorant citizens you're gonna get selfish ignorant leaders."-George Carlin
Bring in the other Andorran guy!
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No, NOT the Bulgarian!
Oh well, go get em Daryl.
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they didn't even let him finish the inning
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nope. walked another guy, then got pulled. dusty's trying to win this one! haha
by Rearviewmirror on Mar 2, 2011 5:23 PM EST up reply actions
or he hit his pitch ceiling.
"If you have selfish ignorant citizens you're gonna get selfish ignorant leaders."-George Carlin
Would they have a pitch count this early?
He did walk some guys and go deep in the count on the others.
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he is post op
"If you have selfish ignorant citizens you're gonna get selfish ignorant leaders."-George Carlin
So here we are, dead even.
Maybe we will see the other Andorran guy pitch after all.
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i have no idea what this means
but i think i love it.
"If you have selfish ignorant citizens you're gonna get selfish ignorant leaders."-George Carlin
He's our 8th inning guy
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Post op, huh? So Arredondo is Andoran for shim.
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Mar 2, 2011 5:31 PM EST up reply actions 3 recs
If you scramble the letters
You can almost get “Andorra” out of “Arredondo.”
That should provide some clues.
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I think we are about to blow this game.
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as luck would have it, the White Sox suck.
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Cubs still suck, fight over who is the shittiest.
"If you have selfish ignorant citizens you're gonna get selfish ignorant leaders."-George Carlin
"Carlos Zambrano was not at the game today"
Best. Line. Ever. And completely necessary.
"People don't kill people. Burning oreo packages kill people."
Ah, men named Carlos
what-EVER will become of them?
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That is racist!
"If you have selfish ignorant citizens you're gonna get selfish ignorant leaders."-George Carlin
Crap, you are so right
Never mind, Chicago.
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Charlie Sheen's real name is Carlos Estevez
There DOES seem to be a certain brand of crazy associated with the name Carlos.
Son, when you participate in sporting events, it's not whether you win or lose: it's how drunk you get. ~Homer Simpson
by Hawkeyegirl96 on Mar 2, 2011 7:25 PM EST up reply actions
That's racist!
The true harbinger of spring is not crocuses or swallows returning to Capistrano, but the sound of the bat on the ball.
Bill Veeck
And this is a good 6-plus hour movie. Seriously, all three parts are on the Netflix Instant.
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Mar 3, 2011 12:33 AM EST up reply actions
I'd appreciate it if you actually READ the game intro.......fuckface :)
"He’s like if Ron Gant and Eric Davis had a white baby." -- GlennBraggsSwingAndMissBrokenBat on Drew Stubbs
Game intro?
Who reads that shit?
Son, when you participate in sporting events, it's not whether you win or lose: it's how drunk you get. ~Homer Simpson
by Hawkeyegirl96 on Mar 3, 2011 9:41 AM EST up reply actions 7 recs
Your mom, that's why I didn't mention corn
"He’s like if Ron Gant and Eric Davis had a white baby." -- GlennBraggsSwingAndMissBrokenBat on Drew Stubbs
during a spring training game?
The first week of spring training?
Ye gods.
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from the police blotter
Pierzynski caught speeding in uniform
He’s bummed at having to pay the ticket. (Somehow, I don’t think it’ll break him.) His teammates offered to take up a collection for him if he lets the cops tase him.
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i'd take up a collection for the cop if he tases Pierzynski.
"If you have selfish ignorant citizens you're gonna get selfish ignorant leaders."-George Carlin
by justin007000 on Mar 2, 2011 11:06 PM EST up reply actions
I heard about that today. And laughed.
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Mar 3, 2011 12:34 AM EST up reply actions
I get the feeling Pierzynski is Eddie Haskel on his good days
“I’ve never been pulled over in my uniform and given a ticket,” Pierzynski said. “Full uni … it was interesting. So I loved it when he said, ‘Oh, you play for the White Sox?’ I said, ‘How did you guess? Figure it out?’”
Wanna know how I know AJ's a rich white douche?
‘How did you guess? Figure it out?’
If I had said that to a cop my ass would have been asked “to step out of the car.” Seriously, the way some rich (usually white) people talk to cops blow my fucking mind.
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Mar 3, 2011 11:47 AM EST up reply actions
Well, they do pay their salary
"He’s like if Ron Gant and Eric Davis had a white baby." -- GlennBraggsSwingAndMissBrokenBat on Drew Stubbs
Bu-dum-da!
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Mar 3, 2011 12:15 PM EST up reply actions
Why?
"If you have selfish ignorant citizens you're gonna get selfish ignorant leaders."-George Carlin
Why what?
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Mar 3, 2011 7:27 PM EST up reply actions
why does speaking your mind to fellow citizens blow your mind?
"If you have selfish ignorant citizens you're gonna get selfish ignorant leaders."-George Carlin
It's not speaking your mind. It's being outright dickey to a person with a gun and a badge who could
change your life in a matter of moments if they want to.
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Mar 4, 2011 12:57 PM EST up reply actions
but he really couldn't
if i don’t have anything illegal on me he can’t really do much, unless he plants something on me which would be difficult seeing that i am conscious. Yeah he could take me out of the car, do a search, but not much else.
I’ve had two tickets, one was reasonable. One was bullshit. I was polite for the reasonable one, not so for the bullshit one. Cops are people.
"If you have selfish ignorant citizens you're gonna get selfish ignorant leaders."-George Carlin
by justin007000 on Mar 4, 2011 11:35 PM EST up reply actions
"unless he plants something on me which would be difficult seeing that i am conscious"
Your lack of knowledge when it comes to how the real world works never ceases to amaze me.
"He’s like if Ron Gant and Eric Davis had a white baby." -- GlennBraggsSwingAndMissBrokenBat on Drew Stubbs
by jch24 on Mar 5, 2011 10:29 AM EST up reply actions 1 recs
In other news
Chelsea Thomas, Missouri’s ace softball pitcher, just threw a perfect game.
"People don't kill people. Burning oreo packages kill people."
The first of 4,391 on the year for NCAA softball teams
… a game that truly needs to be re-invented.
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how long to Madville starts posting pitcures of her?
I wonder how many women can throw a baseball 85+ MPH.
"If you have selfish ignorant citizens you're gonna get selfish ignorant leaders."-George Carlin
There's a surprise.
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Mar 2, 2011 5:45 PM EST up reply actions
we should have a SIS about who's chubby chased in their past
or slump busted, if you will
by Highlifeman21 on Mar 2, 2011 9:17 PM EST up reply actions
I'll take your bet and you're gonna regret, 'cos I'm the best that's ever been
"He’s like if Ron Gant and Eric Davis had a white baby." -- GlennBraggsSwingAndMissBrokenBat on Drew Stubbs
I've had my at girl punch card filled up at least 3 times.
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Bill Veeck
I've had my fat girl punch card filled up at least 3 times.
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Bill Veeck
It's women's sports.....doesn't count
"He’s like if Ron Gant and Eric Davis had a white baby." -- GlennBraggsSwingAndMissBrokenBat on Drew Stubbs
Meso sucks!
hlm’d!
"If you have selfish ignorant citizens you're gonna get selfish ignorant leaders."-George Carlin
I think this kid needs more seasoning
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Mrs. Dash to the rescue!
A dope trailer is no place for a kitty.
by GlennBraggsSwingAndMissBrokenBat on Mar 2, 2011 5:44 PM EST up reply actions 2 recs
let's see what he does @ AAA this year
and how quickly Grandal catches up to him
by Highlifeman21 on Mar 2, 2011 9:18 PM EST up reply actions
He will be fine
just like Highlifeman22 will through 200+ innings with a sub 4 ERA.
"If you have selfish ignorant citizens you're gonna get selfish ignorant leaders."-George Carlin
i don't feel that good about Highlifeman22 having a sub 4 ERA
plus i already have an avatar bet going.
"If you have selfish ignorant citizens you're gonna get selfish ignorant leaders."-George Carlin
After further review, Highlifeman61 may be a better nickname
"Aroldis Chapman is a seven course meal followed by four hours of sex on the table with a nymphomaniac model heiress who owns her own brewery." - jch24
by BK on Mar 2, 2011 9:42 PM EST up reply actions
we need to photo shop him into one of the Bronson Arroyo hats.
"If you have selfish ignorant citizens you're gonna get selfish ignorant leaders."-George Carlin
I guess there are more polite ways to ask me to never log onto RR ever again
by Highlifeman21 on Mar 2, 2011 9:47 PM EST up reply actions
Bronson is number 61
"Aroldis Chapman is a seven course meal followed by four hours of sex on the table with a nymphomaniac model heiress who owns her own brewery." - jch24
by BK on Mar 2, 2011 9:52 PM EST up reply actions
Cubandolero time?
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i'm guessing a non-roster minor leaguer will be next.
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Dusty will squander this game
I just KNOW he will.
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DT back for more
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it's Daryl Thompson again
Full speed ahead, and damn the injury history.
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2 1/3 innings are damning the injury history?
"If you have selfish ignorant citizens you're gonna get selfish ignorant leaders."-George Carlin
not really
In Dusty I trusty.
Kinda sorta.
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i kinda want a t-shirt that says that to wear to Wrigley when the Reds come to town.
"If you have selfish ignorant citizens you're gonna get selfish ignorant leaders."-George Carlin
13 pitches in 2-plus ... he's not getting tired.
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if this is sarcasm beg my pardon
but spring training game day pitch counts aren’t accurate. A hit or put out count for 1 pitch, a strike out counts for 3, and a walk counts for 4.
"If you have selfish ignorant citizens you're gonna get selfish ignorant leaders."-George Carlin
by justin007000 on Mar 2, 2011 5:52 PM EST up reply actions 3 recs
I was not aware of that.
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it's probably not really 13 pitches
Pitch counts goofy in spring training Gameday.
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probably more like 40 if that's the case
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1 out, 1 on
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eeek ... a rally
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I'd probably pull Thompson here in favor of anyone
Unless, is it already over?
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by RijoSaboCaseyWKRP on Mar 2, 2011 5:54 PM EST reply actions
2 out 2 on
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Gameboy says Redlegs win 7-6
Sox go back to their dugout, cursing the day the gamblers came to town.
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Meso gets my vote
very clutch, indeed.
CLUTCH MON MESO.
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Niceish job, Thompson.
If he hadn’t walked in that run, that would have been quite an outing. Even so, fair job working out of jams.
"People don't kill people. Burning oreo packages kill people."
night game tomorrow
Supposedly they scheduled a lot more night games this year.
At least it’s only a 9pm start. After DST, it will be 10pm.
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it starts at 8, what are you talking about?
"If you have selfish ignorant citizens you're gonna get selfish ignorant leaders."-George Carlin
is it?
The schedule at Reds.com says 9:05pm.
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i will start listening to it at 8:05 PM.
"If you have selfish ignorant citizens you're gonna get selfish ignorant leaders."-George Carlin
heeeyyyy
You’re in enemy territory, aren’t you?
All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?
As are the Reds.
The true harbinger of spring is not crocuses or swallows returning to Capistrano, but the sound of the bat on the ball.
Bill Veeck
I'm pretty sure that stands for some backdoor action.
#Winning
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Mar 3, 2011 12:36 AM EST up reply actions
FTFY
#Bi-Winning
The true harbinger of spring is not crocuses or swallows returning to Capistrano, but the sound of the bat on the ball.
Bill Veeck
by PeteyHendrix on Mar 3, 2011 1:33 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Nicely done.
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Mar 3, 2011 1:44 PM EST up reply actions
If your partner is gentle.
The true harbinger of spring is not crocuses or swallows returning to Capistrano, but the sound of the bat on the ball.
Bill Veeck
Prude.
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Mar 3, 2011 1:48 PM EST up reply actions
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- Keeping good company: Albert Pujols becomes fourth-youngest player to hit 450 home runs
