Blistering Heat (Reds v. Indians)
GOODYEAR, AZ (MARCH 17, 2011) - Fans seemed a bit puzzled at this game. They didn't recognize any players, and it wasn't because they were all wearing green hats. It was a day game after a night game. With the starters all having played the night before, the lineup was heavy on Louisville Bats.
Mr. LeCure signs autographs before the game.
On the mound for the Reds: Mike Leake.
The Fay said this might be do or die for Leake, who hasn't pitched well this spring. If so, the kid rose to the occasion, pitching four innings, giving up three 3 hits, one walk, and no runs.
Fausto Carmona took the mound for Cleveland.
No green hats for the Indians.
I gave the box seats another try, this time further out. It wasn't much better. The game was less crowded, so the view was less obstructed. However, there was a camera that blocked my view of the plate.
Here's what I could see of Austin Kearns.
Depending on which way the camera was pointed, the view of the plate was blocked partly to totally. And it wasn't just me. People all around me were complaining as well. Everyone was looking to the scoreboard after each pitch, because we couldn't see the umpire.
It's really poorly designed. Even crappy old minor league stadiums have better sight lines than Goodyear.
It was also brutally hot. (Weather report lied about it being cooler.) By the ninth inning, the sun was behind the stadium, but it was too late by then. Higher up, there's a roof. A lot of people were sneaking up there as the game went on.
I did have a good view into the dugout, however.
Not surprisingly, the minor leaguers tend to hang out together. Negron, Cozart, and Sappelt are often elbow to elbow at the rail. The pitchers tend to cluster together (when they're not in the pen). Janish and Bruce appear to be good friends. And Eric Davis was up to his usual tricks, splashing water on people. (Not unwelcome, given the heat.)
(Yup, the green hats are still adjustables.)
First blood was drawn by Todd Frazier. He homered off Carmona. Here he is, trotting home:
Fred Lewis doubled, beating the throw by a mile. Fans thought he should have tried for 3B.
The crowd went wild when Dontrelle Willis entered the game.
He gave the fans their money's worth, giving up just one hit in his inning. They left him in to hit, and he tripled.
Then Kris Negon singled, driving the D-train into the station.
Chris Heisey congratulates Willis.
The guy sitting next to me didn't know much about the Reds, and kept asking me about the players. He didn't even know who Nick Masset was. I said Masset was good, and he promptly made a liar of me by walking two. Just "working on stuff," I'm sure.
Corky Miller at bat.
Mike Leake came back to the dugout after hitting the showers.
Juan Francisco heads to 3B on a Neftali Soto single.
With the starters getting the day off, some real unknowns came in late in the game.
Some guy named Brodie Greene loses the handle of his bat.
(A kid laid out onto the field to grab it, and got himself a scolding from Mark Berry.)
Some perv came wandering through my section.
Finally, the reason many stuck around in a one-sided game in the oppressive heat: Aroldis Chapman. He pitched the ninth.
Shelley Duncan, Dave Duncan's kid, hits one over Yonder.
Chapman gave up another single and a walk, allowing Duncan to score. It was the Indians' only run of the game.
This one belongs to the Reds, 5-1.
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Awesome
Apparently, one of my really good friend’s mom and his younger brother were at that game too.
"People don't kill people. Burning oreo packages kill people."
I hope they weren't too disappointed
in the lack of big name players. It really was like being at a Bats game. Even the pitcher (Leake) is not that well known.
I am going to try to get to today’s game (even though it’s at the Cubs park). Probably going to be the last game I have to chance to attend for a few days, at least.
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I think they still had a really good time.
"People don't kill people. Burning oreo packages kill people."
Sorry about the UC clobbering Mizzou thing....but hey shit happens
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U.C. has returned to the greatness it acheived under Huggins
2 and out!
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by justin007000 on Mar 18, 2011 11:17 PM EDT up reply actions
Hmmm...as of now that's a bit better than Louisville and Xavier
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Kentucky survived by the skins of its teeth,
saddly
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by justin007000 on Mar 19, 2011 12:34 PM EDT up reply actions
i think i would almost prefer to see the minor leaguers
but i usually get to several real reds games a year, but I haven’t been to Louisville since 2003.
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by justin007000 on Mar 18, 2011 3:25 PM EDT up reply actions
I like seeing the minor leaguers
But a lot of people get irate when they look at the lineup and don’t see any stars.
I think I told you about that sold out Reds-Red Sox spring training game. I couldn’t get in, and was hanging around outside the gate, waiting for the scalpers’ prices to drop. A whole family of people – dad, mom, a bunch of kids – came out. It was only the first inning, but they were leaving. Because, the angry father said, the Pawtucket Red Sox were playing, not the Boston Red Sox. (Only the pitcher was a regular – I think it was Jon Lester.)
They must have driven an hour to get there. And paid $10 to park, not to mention the ticket prices. And they left as soon as they saw the lineup.
And here the rest of us were, trying to get in without paying $60 for a standing room only ticket.
All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?
I just love baseball
but i do think that is an argument for lowering spring training prices, you may say the stars or you may say the AAA team.
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by justin007000 on Mar 18, 2011 9:47 PM EDT up reply actions
supply and demand
if there is a market for $60 standing room only tix then c’est la vie.
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"Even the pitcher (Leake) is not that well known."
YOU TAKE THAT BACK!
"He’s like if Ron Gant and Eric Davis had a white baby." -- GlennBraggsSwingAndMissBrokenBat on Drew Stubbs
EXCELLENT photos!
Very nicely reported.
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I am STILL laughing at that one
I have one hell of a Jim Day twitter story. He, um, took the time to DM me about something. I’m still skeeved out
Son, when you participate in sporting events, it's not whether you win or lose: it's how drunk you get. ~Homer Simpson
by Hawkeyegirl96 on Mar 22, 2011 10:16 AM EDT up reply actions
You're not really going to just leave it at that are you?
Pleeeeeeeeease?
"People don't kill people. Burning oreo packages kill people."
Sent you a DM
Son, when you participate in sporting events, it's not whether you win or lose: it's how drunk you get. ~Homer Simpson
by Hawkeyegirl96 on Mar 22, 2011 11:46 AM EDT up reply actions
What the hell, I'll post it here.
The above referenced pervert sent me a DM on twitter asking me to email him at his personal email addy (hilariously, it’s an aol address, which I kept should we need it later) Curious, I did so. He proceeded to email back saying he saw my picture on twitter and wanted to know if I was that girl from Iowa he hooked up with last year and gave a few details I’ve scrubbed from my brain with bleach.
I politely responded that sorry, wasn’t me. He said he was sorry if I was offended by the email as he really thought I was that girl, then bashed my Hawks. I accepted the apology, trashed the Buckeyes, then showered with abrasive cleanser and a wire brush to try and get that greasy feeling off.
Son, when you participate in sporting events, it's not whether you win or lose: it's how drunk you get. ~Homer Simpson
by Hawkeyegirl96 on Mar 22, 2011 1:08 PM EDT up reply actions 6 recs
That's incredible.
Sure he didn’t just want to brag to somebody that he actually got some from some poor soul?
"People don't kill people. Burning oreo packages kill people."
I think the odds are better that he made it all up
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by Charlie Scrabbles on Mar 22, 2011 1:45 PM EDT up reply actions
Oh
And sorry HG96 for your trouble. Not even Bryce Harper deserves to go through something like that.
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by Charlie Scrabbles on Mar 22, 2011 1:45 PM EDT up reply actions
"You sure that wasn't you?"
“Oh well. Just be ready when the Day comes.”
by Brendanukkah on Mar 22, 2011 1:57 PM EDT up reply actions 4 recs
Oh my god
my day got of to a real shitty start, but wow, this just cheered me right up.
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by justin007000 on Mar 22, 2011 3:33 PM EDT up reply actions
my god, I'm so sorry, but that's hilarious.
Part of me wants to create a few random twitter accounts with pics of girls and talk about Iowa and the Reds just to trap him.
Actually, I take that back. Part of me wants to make jch do it.
Set the gearshift to the high gear of your soul.
by Kevin Mitchell is Batman on Mar 22, 2011 3:44 PM EDT up reply actions
It seems like Jim Day wants to lose his job if he keeps doing this
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by justin007000 on Mar 22, 2011 3:53 PM EDT up reply actions
In fairness, he never said anything obscene and I'd never report it and didn't keep the emails
Just implications and innuendos when he really thought I was someone else.
Still skeeved me out a bit, though.
Son, when you participate in sporting events, it's not whether you win or lose: it's how drunk you get. ~Homer Simpson
by Hawkeyegirl96 on Mar 22, 2011 4:12 PM EDT up reply actions
but still, it is really really weird
if i were a public person like Jim Day I think I would be more careful with stuff like this.
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by justin007000 on Mar 22, 2011 4:35 PM EDT up reply actions
Can't argue with you there.
Son, when you participate in sporting events, it's not whether you win or lose: it's how drunk you get. ~Homer Simpson
by Hawkeyegirl96 on Mar 22, 2011 10:07 PM EDT up reply actions
Perhaps the next time you go to a game you should talk to Jim Day
he does the pre and post game shows right down the third base line. Just wear a bunch of Hawks gear.
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by justin007000 on Mar 22, 2011 10:35 PM EDT up reply actions
I've considered introducing myself for shits and giggles
I used to have a ticket package right by the Reds live booth and went to watch it all of the time, so I know where to stand to snag him and say hello if need be.
Son, when you participate in sporting events, it's not whether you win or lose: it's how drunk you get. ~Homer Simpson
by Hawkeyegirl96 on Mar 22, 2011 11:02 PM EDT up reply actions
he probably noticed you while doing reds life
a few impure thoughts popped into his head, and here you are on twitter. What was is a less creepy way to introduce himself to you than by claiming he fucked you last year on twitter?
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by justin007000 on Mar 22, 2011 11:12 PM EDT up reply actions
It was a surreal day. I kept calling my co-workers over to read the emails.
Son, when you participate in sporting events, it's not whether you win or lose: it's how drunk you get. ~Homer Simpson
by Hawkeyegirl96 on Mar 22, 2011 4:11 PM EDT up reply actions
you should trap him into a game of YDKJ
heck, even let him beat Jachelle from Des Moines….fastest internet in IA!~
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by obc2 on Mar 22, 2011 6:35 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
suuuuuure
it wasn’t you.
/Shaggy’d
;-)
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That touches upon something I've been wondering about since then
My twitter handle is HawkeyeBrooke, so you’d know right away my first name is Brooke, so that means either:
1. There is ANOTHER Reds fan named Brooke from Iowa who DID hook up with him.
2. He doesn’t remember the first name of the girl from Iowa other than that she looks vaguely like me.
3. He made the whole thing up
All three options are a little disturbing.
Son, when you participate in sporting events, it's not whether you win or lose: it's how drunk you get. ~Homer Simpson
by Hawkeyegirl96 on Mar 22, 2011 10:12 PM EDT up reply actions
I am going to go with 3
but he hoped you would be so flattered that he fucked a girl just like you that you would just fall right into his ding ding.
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by justin007000 on Mar 22, 2011 10:38 PM EDT up reply actions
I'm a bit relieved
to hear that you aren’t Hawkeyegirl96 on Twitter.
My guess is he saw your pic, thought you were cute, and is hitting on you.
I admit, I was wondering if he thought you were 14 or 15, and that was part of the attraction.
All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?
Not that it necessarily matters to him, but he's married
If you are right, that makes it even creepier!
Son, when you participate in sporting events, it's not whether you win or lose: it's how drunk you get. ~Homer Simpson
by Hawkeyegirl96 on Mar 22, 2011 11:08 PM EDT up reply actions
Oh, jeez. He is, isn't he.
What a complete dickwad.
"People don't kill people. Burning oreo packages kill people."
could be worse
He could have done a “Brett Favre” and mailed you…er…“personal” photos.
All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?
EWWW!!
Thanks a lot. Now I have to bleach THAT visual out of my brain. ;-)
Son, when you participate in sporting events, it's not whether you win or lose: it's how drunk you get. ~Homer Simpson
by Hawkeyegirl96 on Mar 23, 2011 10:00 AM EDT up reply actions
if he DOES send you such pictures
we’d all pay you not to post them!
All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?
Options #4 and #5
4. He was involved with Brooks Jones ( a guy named after Brooks Robinson)
5. He got you confused with Brooke Carson, a 9 yr, old soccer player from St, Marys school for Girls.
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