Who is your 2011 Red's Favorite player?
by Madville on Feb 24, 2011 9:29 PM EST
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PrintOf course the season hasn't started but tell me who is your fav going into the season..My New Fav Red Player is Jonny Gomes...sure I am Jay Bruce fan..big time and I love me some Corky Miller and who doesn't love Bronson Arroyo?
I like Gomes because he doesn't fuck around, He comes to play, works hard and has a mature point of view regarding competition and the dynamics of being a team player as well as a great singing voice. He is not the best guy on the team but now that he's not over matched my MLB pitching I think this will be a breakout year for my new fav Red He's no Laynce Nix but still damn good
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You can't have two..it against the rooles
I checked with the mods, they reviewed the RR charter…you can only have one
So which one will it be Pops
The MVP or the guy who may start in AAA?
Dr. Serizawa: "If my device can serve a good purpose, i would announce it to everyone in the world! But in its current form, it's just a weapon of horrible destruction. Please understand, Ogata!"
Hideto Ogata: "I understand. But if we don't use your device against Godzilla, what are we going to do?"
Hmmm. My head or my heart?
Leake.
Wear something sexy to my funeral.
by Pops Daniels on Feb 24, 2011 11:00 PM EST up reply actions
I think that's an REO Speedwagon song
Your favorite must be Arroyo!
All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?
I'll let this one slide
because you seem like a thoroughly decent person. You may take your shot cleanly.
Wear something sexy to my funeral.
by Pops Daniels on Feb 24, 2011 11:06 PM EST up reply actions
if mike leake equals/approaches bronsons career stats
Ill be very pleased.
Go mike!
"the only place they lost was the scoreboard"
by Ewok on Feb 26, 2011 11:34 AM EST via mobile up reply actions
Provocation will not work either.
Wear something sexy to my funeral.
by Pops Daniels on Feb 26, 2011 12:06 PM EST up reply actions
I hope Leake is better than Condom Arm
by Highlifeman21 on Feb 26, 2011 12:44 PM EST up reply actions
i hope so, too, hlm
I was bullish early on then bearish afterwards on leake.
Im still hoping he becomes tim hudson…and that bronson pitches 7 more years!
"the only place they lost was the scoreboard"
by Ewok on Feb 26, 2011 3:43 PM EST via mobile up reply actions
I am concerned about Leake
I am worried that he’s not savvy enough (or maybe it is just his low level of MLB experience) to fool ’em again this year, hope i am dead wrong.
Dr. Serizawa: "If my device can serve a good purpose, i would announce it to everyone in the world! But in its current form, it's just a weapon of horrible destruction. Please understand, Ogata!"
Hideto Ogata: "I understand. But if we don't use your device against Godzilla, what are we going to do?"
you also think Gomes is a good baseball player
your judgment has been compromised.
"If you have selfish ignorant citizens you're gonna get selfish ignorant leaders."-George Carlin
by justin007000 on Feb 26, 2011 7:26 PM EST up reply actions
Well..........
I was high on Stubbs last year early when others weren’t, I knew Harang was toast long before anyone else here said it… I was the onlyiest Rrer to predict that the Red’s would win the Central…so I feel justified in my Gomes love…
Dr. Serizawa: "If my device can serve a good purpose, i would announce it to everyone in the world! But in its current form, it's just a weapon of horrible destruction. Please understand, Ogata!"
Hideto Ogata: "I understand. But if we don't use your device against Godzilla, what are we going to do?"
you love Nix
so you’re great in my book, Mads
by Highlifeman21 on Feb 27, 2011 10:42 AM EST up reply actions
Mads, winning blue ribbon
retains his modesty.
Red Reporter: A Cincinnati Reds' fan Community Compose of a Bunch of Profane Motherfuckers since February 9th, 2005.
So fucking true Joh...so true
Dr. Serizawa: "If my device can serve a good purpose, i would announce it to everyone in the world! But in its current form, it's just a weapon of horrible destruction. Please understand, Ogata!"
Hideto Ogata: "I understand. But if we don't use your device against Godzilla, what are we going to do?"
we can hang onto Leake for the back end of our rotation
I’m hoping he makes adjustments
by Highlifeman21 on Feb 27, 2011 10:41 AM EST up reply actions
I really enjoyed watching Leake at the top of his game last year
he looked like a wise veteran not a rookie fresh out of college. I have a hard on for pitchers though.
"If you have selfish ignorant citizens you're gonna get selfish ignorant leaders."-George Carlin
I'd say Nick the Masset
Mainly due to the fact that nobody will give him any love and even relief pitchers are wonderful in their own special way.
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I like Nick when the game is on the line in the late innings
but i just don’t have the respect for relievers that i do for starters. I think there is more of an art to starting.
"If you have selfish ignorant citizens you're gonna get selfish ignorant leaders."-George Carlin
by justin007000 on Feb 24, 2011 10:49 PM EST up reply actions
The art is that you are a better pitcher.
Unless of course you pitch for the Reds. Aroldis/d.
Wear something sexy to my funeral.
by Pops Daniels on Feb 24, 2011 11:02 PM EST up reply actions
but few hard throwers have long careers who don't figure out how to pitch
Mark Prior had both, he was taken from us too soon.
"If you have selfish ignorant citizens you're gonna get selfish ignorant leaders."-George Carlin
by justin007000 on Feb 24, 2011 11:09 PM EST up reply actions
Tough one... there are a lot of really likeable guys on the team.
Of course I love Votto and Bruce, but I also love Brandon Phillips and Scott Rolen. And you can’t forget about the smaller guys like the Hanny Man, Ramon Hernandez, Cueto.
All things considered, I think the guy I like most is Ryan Hanigan. I love all the name puns. I love his studious attitude. I love how he looks like a 6 foot tall elf. And most of all, I love his approach to the game (goes along with studious attitude, of course.)
I think Billy Hamilton will be my favorite Red in the future, by the way. I love fast, electrifying contact hitters like him.
"I bet that sex Bengals fan is really pissed now." -DT3428
Your decisive and incisive commentary leaves me confused
“Who do you love”
Dr. Serizawa: "If my device can serve a good purpose, i would announce it to everyone in the world! But in its current form, it's just a weapon of horrible destruction. Please understand, Ogata!"
Hideto Ogata: "I understand. But if we don't use your device against Godzilla, what are we going to do?"
I'm with ya on Billy Hamilton
I already have him in my minors in my NL-only keeper league.
Current Red? Travis Wood. I like his style…
Swanson Pyramid of Greatness
Body Grooming — Only women shave below the neck.
by cesarhernandez on Feb 24, 2011 11:01 PM EST up reply actions
I'm gonna get me a little Billy this summer
pinch’d between Fort Wiener and South Bend, coming around to Kane Co, down to Pee-Ore-E-Yah …
Billy gonna get sick of my white ass trailin’ him around the Midwest League.
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Fred Lewis?
You’d better Pick Wood (TWSS)
Dr. Serizawa: "If my device can serve a good purpose, i would announce it to everyone in the world! But in its current form, it's just a weapon of horrible destruction. Please understand, Ogata!"
Hideto Ogata: "I understand. But if we don't use your device against Godzilla, what are we going to do?"
HLM and I can adopt him as one of our faves for the year...
…just to make sure someone does.
"Stay off the crack. Drink a chocolate milk. Enjoy your moment. That’s all I got." - Charlie Sheen, lifelong Reds fan
by PeteyHendrix on Feb 25, 2011 1:19 AM EST up reply actions
Miguel Cairo
I may be drunk, Miss, but in the morning I will be sober and you will still be ugly. ~ Winston Churchill
by BigBabyBruce on Feb 24, 2011 10:47 PM EST reply actions 1 recs
the best .230 hitter in the league!
All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?
I like him because he is so terribly awesome.
I may be drunk, Miss, but in the morning I will be sober and you will still be ugly. ~ Winston Churchill
by BigBabyBruce on Feb 24, 2011 11:06 PM EST up reply actions
you'll all be shocked
at my favorite.
I’m also really fond of that guy in right field.
All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?
you have no right to join in this discussion
you have displayed poor judgment in liking Jim Edmonds.
"If you have selfish ignorant citizens you're gonna get selfish ignorant leaders."-George Carlin
by justin007000 on Feb 24, 2011 11:37 PM EST up reply actions
Them's figthin' words
Or even if I just like such as judged a fish contest that would get me outta the house and in some air.
by RoastBeefKazenzakis on Feb 25, 2011 10:16 AM EST up reply actions
jim edmonds was a tremendous ballplayer
I don’t get all the hate, especially from baseball fanatics. The dude was a beast defensively and definitely warrants strong, strong HOF consideration.
"the only place they lost was the scoreboard"
by Ewok on Feb 26, 2011 3:44 PM EST via mobile up reply actions
I think he belongs in the HOF
i also would kick him in the ding ding.
"If you have selfish ignorant citizens you're gonna get selfish ignorant leaders."-George Carlin
by justin007000 on Feb 26, 2011 4:28 PM EST up reply actions
There's a difference between solid defense
And just constantly showboating. I watched him A LOT in St. Louis. Half of those “great” defensive plays were the result of him deliberately getting a bad jump or going about half speed and then finally diving. Even my Cardinal friends admitted the guy showboated everything. We’d throw each other fly balls and “pull a Jim Edmonds” on them.
"People don't kill people. Burning oreo packages kill people."
The man jogged leisurely to balls he needed to dive for.
"People don't kill people. Burning oreo packages kill people."
This
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Feb 27, 2011 2:36 PM EST up reply actions
not a HOF
good ballplayer, but not a HOF
by Highlifeman21 on Feb 26, 2011 5:18 PM EST up reply actions
i think he is
Excluding 1993 when he only appeared in 18 games, he averaged 4.2 WAR a year, including 1999 where he only played in 55 games and had a WAR of .4.
Remove 1999 from the equation and you have a 4.5 WAR player a year. He was one of the top center fielders besides Griffey who was a better center fielder throughout his career?
"If you have selfish ignorant citizens you're gonna get selfish ignorant leaders."-George Carlin
by justin007000 on Feb 26, 2011 5:28 PM EST up reply actions
Defensively?
Andruw Jones certainly comes to mind. There are a couple more too.
"People don't kill people. Burning oreo packages kill people."
total package, Edmonds was one of the best
his defense was overrated, he was above average rather than great. But overall he was a great center fielder who contributed to a lot of wins.
"If you have selfish ignorant citizens you're gonna get selfish ignorant leaders."-George Carlin
by justin007000 on Feb 26, 2011 5:53 PM EST up reply actions
I'm almost positive the man was on the juice in St. Louis.
"People don't kill people. Burning oreo packages kill people."
no evidence.
"If you have selfish ignorant citizens you're gonna get selfish ignorant leaders."-George Carlin
by justin007000 on Feb 26, 2011 6:18 PM EST up reply actions
His head and the rest of his body were quite disproportionate.
And he was a dick. And he was always injured before he came over to St. Louis, Tony and McGwire.
"People don't kill people. Burning oreo packages kill people."
Did his dick fall off ? that's evidence eough if you ask me
Dr. Serizawa: "If my device can serve a good purpose, i would announce it to everyone in the world! But in its current form, it's just a weapon of horrible destruction. Please understand, Ogata!"
Hideto Ogata: "I understand. But if we don't use your device against Godzilla, what are we going to do?"
There was speculation amongst Cardinals fans as to its existence.
"People don't kill people. Burning oreo packages kill people."
his breasteses
reek of steroid abuse
"At the very end, somebody took a dump right where I stood in the dugout every day." Dusty Baker
by featherman on Mar 5, 2011 10:33 AM EST up reply actions 1 recs
This is border line pormogoraphy - open at your own risk
http://img.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix//2008/02_01/nicholsonDM0302_468x436.jpg
Dr. Serizawa: "If my device can serve a good purpose, i would announce it to everyone in the world! But in its current form, it's just a weapon of horrible destruction. Please understand, Ogata!"
Hideto Ogata: "I understand. But if we don't use your device against Godzilla, what are we going to do?"
didn't know
Jack had a twin sister
"At the very end, somebody took a dump right where I stood in the dugout every day." Dusty Baker
is that Lou Pinella or Carl Rove?
"If you have selfish ignorant citizens you're gonna get selfish ignorant leaders."-George Carlin
Jim Edmonds hasn't cracked 70 career WAR
Andruw Jones has. Junya most certainly has.
Tim Raines has. Larry Walker has.
FWIW, Sammy Sosa is a 65 WAR player. Gary Sheffield is a 66 WAR player. Kenny Lofton is a 65 WAR player. Vlad Guerrero is a 62 WAR player. Bobby Abreu is a 62 WAR player.
Edmonds is only a 68 WAR player.
And this is just looking at things from a WAR angle.
As for the Gray Ink Test, Edmonds is a 60, whereas your average HOF is 144. On the HOF Monitor he scores 88, while the average HOF is 100. Lastly, his HOF Standards score is 39, when you see the average HOF at 50.
Not a HOF.
by Highlifeman21 on Feb 26, 2011 6:30 PM EST up reply actions
dickless guys usually don't get in the HOF
Dr. Serizawa: "If my device can serve a good purpose, i would announce it to everyone in the world! But in its current form, it's just a weapon of horrible destruction. Please understand, Ogata!"
Hideto Ogata: "I understand. But if we don't use your device against Godzilla, what are we going to do?"
after this post
I think im definitely getting you a baseball prospectus 2011 and a Maple Street Reds Thingie.
"the only place they lost was the scoreboard"
by Ewok on Feb 26, 2011 7:08 PM EST via mobile up reply actions
What the hell is a Maple Street Reds Thingie?
You mean this rag?
Dr. Serizawa: "If my device can serve a good purpose, i would announce it to everyone in the world! But in its current form, it's just a weapon of horrible destruction. Please understand, Ogata!"
Hideto Ogata: "I understand. But if we don't use your device against Godzilla, what are we going to do?"
someone has to get me the Maple Stree Red Thingie
so I can scan it to color pdf and make it available to all RRs!
and what was wrong with my post?
Jim Edmonds is not a HOF, brah.
Happy Birthday, btw
by Highlifeman21 on Feb 27, 2011 10:44 AM EST up reply actions
I think Vlad should get in
"He’s like if Ron Gant and Eric Davis had a white baby." -- GlennBraggsSwingAndMissBrokenBat on Drew Stubbs
I think you're right
and I don’t care about WAR
however, Vlad’s Gray Ink, HOF Monitor, and HOF Standards are all WELL above the average HOF threshold.
by Highlifeman21 on Feb 27, 2011 10:47 AM EST up reply actions
Vlad is one of the "WOW!" guys that should get in, in my book
Bo Jackson is in that group. I don’t care what his career stats are.
"He’s like if Ron Gant and Eric Davis had a white baby." -- GlennBraggsSwingAndMissBrokenBat on Drew Stubbs
Edgar Renteria
Aroldis Chapman
Yonder Alonso
"We start wit straight--shots then get the bottle poppin!"
Harumph...
Which ONE is your fav…Ed, Ar or Yo ?
Dr. Serizawa: "If my device can serve a good purpose, i would announce it to everyone in the world! But in its current form, it's just a weapon of horrible destruction. Please understand, Ogata!"
Hideto Ogata: "I understand. But if we don't use your device against Godzilla, what are we going to do?"
I could have gone with a strikeout joke instead
but I don’t care about strikeouts
I just care that Stubbs doesn’t get to first base enough
by Highlifeman21 on Feb 27, 2011 10:48 AM EST up reply actions
then smitty should identify with better baseball players!
or have a game similar to better baseball players!
by Highlifeman21 on Feb 27, 2011 4:20 PM EST up reply actions
like 20/30 rookie centerfielders on division winning teams?
hell, aim high already!
Set the gearshift to the high gear of your soul.
by Kevin Mitchell is Batman on Mar 7, 2011 2:08 PM EST up reply actions
I love me some Joey Votto.
But I root really hard for Yonder, Danny Ray, Gomes, and END.
And I am ready to learn to love Fred Lewis.
Today’s Learn to Love Fred Lewis FunFact™:
He is the cousin of former major league outfielder Matt Lawton.
"Stay off the crack. Drink a chocolate milk. Enjoy your moment. That’s all I got." - Charlie Sheen, lifelong Reds fan
ack
Matt Lawton?
The guy who hit .125 for the Yankees – until he tested positive for an injectable horse steroid in a random drug test? (I hate to think what’d he’d have hit without the ’roids.)
His defense was turrible, too. Instead of positioning himself where the ball would end up, like most outfielders do, he chased after it like a kitten chasing a ball of yarn.
And baserunning? 10th in the league in “caught stealing” that year.
All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?
I'd like to be edgy and pick someone a little less obvious, but
you can’t vote against Bruce in this category. There is, literally, nothing to dislike about him.
—He’s still young and figures to get better
—He plays bad. ass. defense. I love that.
—He seems to get along with everyone, to the point that he seems to be one of the only players that has cracked the nut that is Votto.
—He does really amazing things in the community with his time and money
—He signed a pretty team friendly deal because he made it clear this is where he wants to be. Some people don’t care about that but I value that pretty highly.
"Penus, stale beer, and day old hot dogs. Love it"--justin007000
I really love Votto. And Bruce. And Rolen. And Phillips. And Stubbs.
I still think Homer Bailey is kind of hot.
But the one guy I love out of all proportion to how good he is is Ryaaaaaaan Haaaaaanigan. <3! <3!
I like Ryan Hanigan.
"there no countrey called west xylophone" Youtube
"Hey sweetie, I'm Ryan. But folks normally call me "Squat".
Press spacebar to die!
by Charlie Scrabbles on Feb 25, 2011 10:35 AM EST up reply actions 1 recs
I borderline love me
some T. Wood. He’s got grit. He’s worked himself up through the system the hard way. He’s gonna be getting better. He handles the bat well and has speed on the base paths. He’s the only lefty in the rotation (at least he should be in the rotation).
"At the very end, somebody took a dump right where I stood in the dugout every day." Dusty Baker
you should work on having more than borderline love for yourself
or else you can never have more than borderline love for anyone else.
"If you have selfish ignorant citizens you're gonna get selfish ignorant leaders."-George Carlin
by justin007000 on Feb 25, 2011 5:20 PM EST up reply actions
and in the end
the love you take is equal to the love you make.
I’d be more commited to this relationship if I knew he was going to stay.
"At the very end, somebody took a dump right where I stood in the dugout every day." Dusty Baker
Look what your love has done to him.
Come on, Travis, set him free.
You just keep on pushin his love over the borderline.
"there no countrey called west xylophone" Youtube
Please save me from incidental 80s music references!!!!
Dr. Serizawa: "If my device can serve a good purpose, i would announce it to everyone in the world! But in its current form, it's just a weapon of horrible destruction. Please understand, Ogata!"
Hideto Ogata: "I understand. But if we don't use your device against Godzilla, what are we going to do?"
Don't worry, be happy.
The true harbinger of spring is not crocuses or swallows returning to Capistrano, but the sound of the bat on the ball.
Bill Veeck
by PeteyHendrix on Feb 26, 2011 1:29 AM EST up reply actions
Fuck the police coming straight from the underground
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Feb 26, 2011 11:03 AM EST up reply actions
Votto is my favorite Red
I knew BP would pass the torch not too long ago, but Votto is even better than I expected him to be – an absolutely incredible hitter.
Also like Hanigan, Cueto, and Bruce of course. And Leake.
Who's got two middle fingers and is my favorite 2011 Red?
THIS GUY!
Don't do crack, drink chocolate milk and enjoy every moment.
by -ManBearPig on Feb 25, 2011 2:01 PM EST reply actions 1 recs
This is hard because I always break it down into two categories:
1. the guy I like the most for what he does on the field
2. the guy I would want to go to a concert with and spend the rest of the night knocking back beers
1. Is just too tough with this group.
2. Is easier than shit:
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Feb 25, 2011 2:08 PM EST reply actions
I can get you a pair at Filene's
Dr. Serizawa: "If my device can serve a good purpose, i would announce it to everyone in the world! But in its current form, it's just a weapon of horrible destruction. Please understand, Ogata!"
Hideto Ogata: "I understand. But if we don't use your device against Godzilla, what are we going to do?"
All I noticed was the can of PRB. Party on!
I may be drunk, Miss, but in the morning I will be sober and you will still be ugly. ~ Winston Churchill
by BigBabyBruce on Feb 25, 2011 2:26 PM EST up reply actions
he is a hipster!
"If you have selfish ignorant citizens you're gonna get selfish ignorant leaders."-George Carlin
by justin007000 on Feb 25, 2011 5:20 PM EST up reply actions
I had a can the other weekend - not a horrible beer.
The true harbinger of spring is not crocuses or swallows returning to Capistrano, but the sound of the bat on the ball.
Bill Veeck
by PeteyHendrix on Feb 26, 2011 1:30 AM EST up reply actions
as cheap beer goes it is alright
better than natti and keystone.
"If you have selfish ignorant citizens you're gonna get selfish ignorant leaders."-George Carlin
by justin007000 on Feb 26, 2011 2:53 AM EST up reply actions
PBR is the best of the "shit beer" genre
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Feb 26, 2011 11:03 AM EST up reply actions
Miller High Life is much more drinkable than PBR
by 'tHan on Feb 26, 2011 12:28 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
to me Miller, Bud, Coors, and Busch are a step up from PBR, Keystone, and Natti
"If you have selfish ignorant citizens you're gonna get selfish ignorant leaders."-George Carlin
by justin007000 on Feb 26, 2011 2:00 PM EST up reply actions
bud & coors would be in line with Miller Lite. Not the High Life
I would consider Schlitz, PBR, High Life, Busch & Natti Light to be on the same level & a step below budweiser, coors & miller.
how is High Life below Bud, Coors and Miller?
it’s the Champagne of fucking Beers?!?!?!?!?!?!
by Highlifeman21 on Feb 26, 2011 2:37 PM EST up reply actions
on that topic
I’ve always wondered why this guy wasnt your avatar:
by pack_fan on Feb 26, 2011 2:55 PM EST up reply actions 3 recs
An honest beer at a tasty price.
I prefer a tasty beer at an honest price.
The true harbinger of spring is not crocuses or swallows returning to Capistrano, but the sound of the bat on the ball.
Bill Veeck
by PeteyHendrix on Feb 26, 2011 2:58 PM EST up reply actions
I lost an avatar bet to jch last year, so I had to roll with Young Robert for awhile
still figuring out my Opening Day avatar
by Highlifeman21 on Feb 26, 2011 3:58 PM EST up reply actions
How about this light switch cover?
Dr. Serizawa: "If my device can serve a good purpose, i would announce it to everyone in the world! But in its current form, it's just a weapon of horrible destruction. Please understand, Ogata!"
Hideto Ogata: "I understand. But if we don't use your device against Godzilla, what are we going to do?"
my wife said I can finally begin a Miller High Life collection
so, if you wonder what to get me for future Kwanzaas, now you know….
by Highlifeman21 on Feb 27, 2011 10:49 AM EST up reply actions
MHL
It’s what beer drinkers drink, when drinking beer in the shower
Red Reporter: A Cincinnati Reds' fan Community Compose of a Bunch of Profane Motherfuckers since February 9th, 2005.
There are no finer beers than shower beers
"Aroldis Chapman is a seven course meal followed by four hours of sex on the table with a nymphomaniac model heiress who owns her own brewery." - jch24
by BK on Mar 1, 2011 7:16 PM EST up reply actions
Hence Bk and I are brewing our own home town beer we call it 'Golden Showers.
Approved by Helen Kellen (still dead).
And our own Restaurant too (15% discount for Red Reporters)
Dr. Serizawa: "If my device can serve a good purpose, i would announce it to everyone in the world! But in its current form, it's just a weapon of horrible destruction. Please understand, Ogata!"
Hideto Ogata: "I understand. But if we don't use your device against Godzilla, what are we going to do?"
Or maybe we'd go for a fishier joint
Dr. Serizawa: "If my device can serve a good purpose, i would announce it to everyone in the world! But in its current form, it's just a weapon of horrible destruction. Please understand, Ogata!"
Hideto Ogata: "I understand. But if we don't use your device against Godzilla, what are we going to do?"
by Madville on Mar 1, 2011 9:06 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
doesn't look like a High Life label to me
by Highlifeman21 on Mar 1, 2011 10:39 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
This is where you use your imagination
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when I use my imagination, RR is less pretentious and I actually don't give a shit about 1/2 the shit jch says on here ;)
by Highlifeman21 on Mar 2, 2011 12:04 AM EST up reply actions
well, imagine the babe is in a shower
at least do that.
Anyway, it’s Miller beer all the same.
Red Reporter: A Cincinnati Reds' fan Community Compose of a Bunch of Profane Motherfuckers since February 9th, 2005.
Dangit, I can't find the pic of me and him!
"He’s like if Ron Gant and Eric Davis had a white baby." -- GlennBraggsSwingAndMissBrokenBat on Drew Stubbs
That would be a good SIS:
What are your favorite beers in the different important categories?:
DIRT CHEAP: PBR
STANDARD: MILLER LITE
UPSCALE CHOICE: Aspall Suffolk Cyder
I’D DRINK IT A LOT IF I WAS RICH: Duchesse De Bourgogne
The true harbinger of spring is not crocuses or swallows returning to Capistrano, but the sound of the bat on the ball.
Bill Veeck
by PeteyHendrix on Feb 26, 2011 2:46 PM EST up reply actions
I prefer PBR over Busch
but I agree with you on the rest
by Highlifeman21 on Feb 26, 2011 2:36 PM EST up reply actions
pbr is pisswater
Id rather have wiedemann and its dumbass snub mouth bottles.
Old milwaukee beats pbr in a blind taste, hands down.
"the only place they lost was the scoreboard"
by Ewok on Feb 26, 2011 3:48 PM EST via mobile up reply actions
You wife sent this to me...she is very concerned about your retail habits...
Dr. Serizawa: "If my device can serve a good purpose, i would announce it to everyone in the world! But in its current form, it's just a weapon of horrible destruction. Please understand, Ogata!"
Hideto Ogata: "I understand. But if we don't use your device against Godzilla, what are we going to do?"
I've done at least a couple of those.
"People don't kill people. Burning oreo packages kill people."
I did not know you and LB were hitched
Dr. Serizawa: "If my device can serve a good purpose, i would announce it to everyone in the world! But in its current form, it's just a weapon of horrible destruction. Please understand, Ogata!"
Hideto Ogata: "I understand. But if we don't use your device against Godzilla, what are we going to do?"
Miller High Life also has the least amount of ABV of any of those beers. That's why it's more drinkable.
It’s fucking water.
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Feb 27, 2011 2:39 PM EST up reply actions
i like Olde Style
it is a decent cheap beer.
"If you have selfish ignorant citizens you're gonna get selfish ignorant leaders."-George Carlin
by justin007000 on Feb 26, 2011 2:11 PM EST up reply actions
old style is great in bottles
Not as great in cans. Big difference.
"the only place they lost was the scoreboard"
by Ewok on Feb 26, 2011 3:49 PM EST via mobile up reply actions
Hudy in bottles, yes. Cans, fuck no.
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Feb 27, 2011 2:41 PM EST up reply actions
Saturday nights in Bowling Green there was one bar that their only special was $2, PBR tall boys.
Needless to say I was the only person in the bar drinking it because I cannot pass up a good deal. Oh, the stares I was getting.
But, I guess when your hopelessly wasted, your table is full of PBR tall boys, and your wearing flannel you’ll stand out. The worst part is I think PBR is absolutely disgusting, not as bad as Keystone, but still pretty bad.
Riddle me this. Would you rather buy a $2 PBR tall boy or a $3 bud light bottle? Seems like simple economics to me.
I may be drunk, Miss, but in the morning I will be sober and you will still be ugly. ~ Winston Churchill
by BigBabyBruce on Feb 26, 2011 12:17 PM EST up reply actions
I'd go for the Bud Light out of those choices.
Unless I was buying a case to take over to a friend’s place to share with a handful of other burners while we played video games…I might go PBR then.
The true harbinger of spring is not crocuses or swallows returning to Capistrano, but the sound of the bat on the ball.
Bill Veeck
by PeteyHendrix on Feb 26, 2011 2:48 PM EST up reply actions
id skip the beer and go with a saphire and tonic
"the only place they lost was the scoreboard"
by Ewok on Feb 26, 2011 3:50 PM EST via mobile up reply actions
I long for the days of Blatz and Little Kings and the Micky Big Mouth
Dr. Serizawa: "If my device can serve a good purpose, i would announce it to everyone in the world! But in its current form, it's just a weapon of horrible destruction. Please understand, Ogata!"
Hideto Ogata: "I understand. But if we don't use your device against Godzilla, what are we going to do?"
Little Kings are the best. Absolutley amazing!
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Feb 27, 2011 2:42 PM EST up reply actions
They dob't call it the Napoleon of Cheap ass Ales for nothing
Dr. Serizawa: "If my device can serve a good purpose, i would announce it to everyone in the world! But in its current form, it's just a weapon of horrible destruction. Please understand, Ogata!"
Hideto Ogata: "I understand. But if we don't use your device against Godzilla, what are we going to do?"
I prefer green meanies!
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Feb 28, 2011 12:01 PM EST up reply actions
Dr. Serizawa: "If my device can serve a good purpose, i would announce it to everyone in the world! But in its current form, it's just a weapon of horrible destruction. Please understand, Ogata!"
Hideto Ogata: "I understand. But if we don't use your device against Godzilla, what are we going to do?"
Votto
Bruce is a close second. I’ve liked Votto ever since he came up. Some seem turned off by his lack of charisma, but all I see is the intensity when he plays, and I love it. M V P!
I think Joey Votto is plenty charismatic.
I honestly think he gives the best interviews of anyone on the team.
by the finest muffins on Feb 25, 2011 11:12 PM EST up reply actions
not me
Joey always seems a little uncomfortable. Bruce seems far more in his element being interviewed.
All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?
Eh, Bruce is good.
He gives more canned, cliched answers than Votto, though.
by the finest muffins on Feb 25, 2011 11:25 PM EST up reply actions
I think it says something about this team that I have a hard time picking a favorite.
There’s the stars, who I love… (Joey Votto, Jay Bruce, Brandon Phillips)
And the ones who are just fun to root for… (Rymon Hernanigans, Mike Leake, Johnny Cueto)
And then there’s the handsome fellers… (Joey Votto, Paul Janish, Aroldis Chapman, 2011 Mike Leake)
by the finest muffins on Feb 25, 2011 11:24 PM EST reply actions
You listed Joey Votto twice
on behave of non-handsome fellers i refuse to believe people can be handsome and talented.
"If you have selfish ignorant citizens you're gonna get selfish ignorant leaders."-George Carlin
by justin007000 on Feb 25, 2011 11:35 PM EST up reply actions
his facial hair was hideous
All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?
Agreed.
2011 Mike Leake has way better tigrmetrics than v. 2010.0
"there no countrey called west xylophone" Youtube
The long, stringy hair was kind of awful.
by the finest muffins on Feb 26, 2011 12:32 AM EST up reply actions
for some reason
that kind of long, stringy hair always makes me think “child molester.”
All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?
Really? Not me. I think more along this line:
Hey kid, wanna see my van?
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Feb 26, 2011 11:06 AM EST up reply actions
I've always imagined his closet is full of braided belts
and kid scalps.
Press spacebar to die!
by Charlie Scrabbles on Feb 26, 2011 7:46 PM EST up reply actions
So no love Raymoan?
Nothing for BP
How about Johnny Cueto…
I mean are Bruce and Votto the guys on the team
At least Farney (as usual) is on the money!
and what about MIGGY
Dr. Serizawa: "If my device can serve a good purpose, i would announce it to everyone in the world! But in its current form, it's just a weapon of horrible destruction. Please understand, Ogata!"
Hideto Ogata: "I understand. But if we don't use your device against Godzilla, what are we going to do?"
Hey now, I mentioned Hernandez.
He’s among my “fun to root for” bunch. I love watching the final out of the Civil Rights Game last year. Ramon’s reaction MAKES that moment.
by the finest muffins on Feb 26, 2011 12:33 AM EST up reply actions
Scot Rolen's Reds....but no RR love for Scotty either
Dr. Serizawa: "If my device can serve a good purpose, i would announce it to everyone in the world! But in its current form, it's just a weapon of horrible destruction. Please understand, Ogata!"
Hideto Ogata: "I understand. But if we don't use your device against Godzilla, what are we going to do?"
There's tons of Rolen love around here
but it’s hard to have someone as an overall favorite when he’s not even that good a bet for 100 games
Stubbs and Wood
"I cannot get rid of the hurt from losing, but after the last out of every loss, I must accept that there will be a tomorrow. In fact, it's more than there'll be a tomorrow, it's that I want there to be a tomorrow. That's the big difference, I want tomorrow to come." - George "Sparky" Anderson
fmr reds faves of the year
Bronson arroyo, josh hamilton, micah owings, adam rosales, and scott rolen welcome……number 30, trrrrrrrrrrravis wood as the 2011 recipient of the fave red award.
Early fave for 2012 is aroldis chapman and 2013 yorman rodriquez.
"the only place they lost was the scoreboard"
by Ewok on Feb 26, 2011 11:33 AM EST via mobile reply actions
I'm looking forward to Billy Hamilton.
"People don't kill people. Burning oreo packages kill people."
Jamie Ramsey
posted some photos yesterday. They got the minor leaguers to come over to the big league practice, to be the baserunners for baserunning drills.
A catcher vs. Hamilton doesn’t seem fair.
He also says there’s going to be an intrasquad game today. He says he’ll be blogging/tweeting about it.
All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?
by BubbaFan on Feb 26, 2011 12:21 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
this photo is ginormous on mobile rr
"the only place they lost was the scoreboard"
by Ewok on Feb 26, 2011 3:51 PM EST via mobile up reply actions
all of Jamie Ramsey's photos are ginormous
He resizes them, but doesn’t reduce the file size. Even though he could, without losing any quality.
His blog takes forever to load, because of his uncompressed images.
All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?
I'm kinda fond of Corky Miller.
I heart Man Mounting.
by Gay Jesus on Feb 26, 2011 9:41 PM EST reply actions 4 recs
Hey you guys know that I'm straight...I mean don't you?..you believe in me and all I mean....
I have so many imitators…
Dr. Serizawa: "If my device can serve a good purpose, i would announce it to everyone in the world! But in its current form, it's just a weapon of horrible destruction. Please understand, Ogata!"
Hideto Ogata: "I understand. But if we don't use your device against Godzilla, what are we going to do?"
Chapman
Especially since he should be around at least another 5 years. Can’t wait until he becomes are #1 starter. Then we will have a real chance to contend for the World Series. Hopefully next year!
Miami Dolphin fan since 1971. Still the only UNDEFEATED team EVER!
i've done lots of drugs,but
twitter has got to be the most addictive thing i’ve ever tried.
i can’t help it, man!
by NikoliVoltron on Feb 27, 2011 12:24 PM EST up reply actions
speaking of drugs
Are you following Sam LeCure? ;-)
All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?
btw, wtf is up w/ the bring votto home twitter acct?
imagining joey votto as a blue jay makes me want to vomit!
by NikoliVoltron on Feb 27, 2011 12:41 PM EST up reply actions
take it as a compliment
If he sucked, I doubt Toronto fans would be clamoring for him.
Sam LeCure is mrLeCure on Twitter.
All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?
mrLeCure is trying to quit chewing tobacco currently.
Good on him.
"People don't kill people. Burning oreo packages kill people."
can't see how anybody can do that stuff and play sports at the same time
i tried to did during a game of ping pong once & ended up hurling.
nasty.
by NikoliVoltron on Feb 27, 2011 1:14 PM EST up reply actions
I don't think they let baseball players out of Texas
if they don’t chew tobacco.
But you’d think they’d quit in the minors. Chewing tobacco has been banned in the minors for what, 20 years now?
All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?
addiction
"If you have selfish ignorant citizens you're gonna get selfish ignorant leaders."-George Carlin
by justin007000 on Feb 27, 2011 1:22 PM EST up reply actions
i thought i heard some ballparks banned it, but others haven’t.
by NikoliVoltron on Feb 27, 2011 2:15 PM EST up reply actions
no
It’s been banned in all levels of the minor leagues since 1993.
All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?
I used to chew
it dried my mouth out so much that I had to flush my mouth about the 6th inning. Unless I got some really fresh leaf. Not all chaw is the same.
But tobacco addiction is what it is and if a guy is trying to quit, there’s more to it than just style points.
Red Reporter: A Cincinnati Reds' fan Community Compose of a Bunch of Profane Motherfuckers since February 9th, 2005.
The worst was a photo of Gomes from Spring Training early this month:
in his mouth was a combo of bubble gum AND dip. Fucking gross as fuck.
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Feb 27, 2011 2:45 PM EST up reply actions
eyewwww
That sounds really disgusting.
All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?
I've seen a lot of guys do that
dip, and bubble gum rolled on the outside
I used to do that playing flag football @ tOSU
by Highlifeman21 on Feb 27, 2011 3:52 PM EST up reply actions
Here's a quick list of Reds must follows
MikeLeake44
mo56maloney
corky_miller
cincinnatireds
ericdavis3344
jamieblog
lehrrants
There are a ton of RRs on tha twitterz as well.
"He’s like if Ron Gant and Eric Davis had a white baby." -- GlennBraggsSwingAndMissBrokenBat on Drew Stubbs
If you like collge bballl at all, I highly recommend JayBilas.......hilarious
"He’s like if Ron Gant and Eric Davis had a white baby." -- GlennBraggsSwingAndMissBrokenBat on Drew Stubbs
so far....
i added all those guys,
i also got:
@reds_cincinnati
@redreporter
@redbuzztap
@cincinnatireds
my followings are growing exponentially, so the more, the merrier
by NikoliVoltron on Feb 27, 2011 2:08 PM EST up reply actions
How did I not know about Justin Lehr being on the twitters until today?
"Aroldis Chapman is a seven course meal followed by four hours of sex on the table with a nymphomaniac model heiress who owns her own brewery." - jch24
by BK on Feb 27, 2011 3:44 PM EST up reply actions
You and I both know that's not true.
"Aroldis Chapman is a seven course meal followed by four hours of sex on the table with a nymphomaniac model heiress who owns her own brewery." - jch24
by BK on Feb 27, 2011 7:03 PM EST up reply actions
Only I have is on FB chat with BK
Dr. Serizawa: "If my device can serve a good purpose, i would announce it to everyone in the world! But in its current form, it's just a weapon of horrible destruction. Please understand, Ogata!"
Hideto Ogata: "I understand. But if we don't use your device against Godzilla, what are we going to do?"
I don't understand twitter...I'm about to give it up
Dr. Serizawa: "If my device can serve a good purpose, i would announce it to everyone in the world! But in its current form, it's just a weapon of horrible destruction. Please understand, Ogata!"
Hideto Ogata: "I understand. But if we don't use your device against Godzilla, what are we going to do?"
Bronson Arroyo is my favorite Red, and will be as long as he's here
I’m a dork when it comes to weird kinetics. And his ass looks hot in baseball pants.
Finally, if you will permit me, I'd like to make a comment which in my mind, is indicative, perhaps, of the greater significance of football and sports emphasis in general in this country, and that is, I thank God I was warring on the gridirons of the Midwest and not on the battlefields of Europe. Nile Kinnick, 1939
But what about Corky's butt....I mean...no Corky love?
Dr. Serizawa: "If my device can serve a good purpose, i would announce it to everyone in the world! But in its current form, it's just a weapon of horrible destruction. Please understand, Ogata!"
Hideto Ogata: "I understand. But if we don't use your device against Godzilla, what are we going to do?"
Well, it sounds like you might be his target demographic.
Those heavily into the suspension of disbelief.
Wear something sexy to my funeral.
by Pops Daniels on Mar 1, 2011 8:08 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
I ran across this and felt a strong need to share:
Dr. Serizawa: "If my device can serve a good purpose, i would announce it to everyone in the world! But in its current form, it's just a weapon of horrible destruction. Please understand, Ogata!"
Hideto Ogata: "I understand. But if we don't use your device against Godzilla, what are we going to do?"
by Madville on Mar 2, 2011 3:33 PM EST reply actions 2 recs
If a tree falls in the forest and kills a mime...
Does anyone care?
"People don't kill people. Burning oreo packages kill people."
If a tree falls in the forest, does anyone care?
Red Reporter: A Cincinnati Reds' fan Community Compose of a Bunch of Profane Motherfuckers since February 9th, 2005.
Only loser environmentalists and Buddhists
Dr. Serizawa: "If my device can serve a good purpose, i would announce it to everyone in the world! But in its current form, it's just a weapon of horrible destruction. Please understand, Ogata!"
Hideto Ogata: "I understand. But if we don't use your device against Godzilla, what are we going to do?"
^
Wear something sexy to my funeral.
by Pops Daniels on Mar 3, 2011 9:35 AM EST up reply actions 4 recs
IF a tree falls in the forest,
and hits another tree on the way down, does the other tree get pissed?
“Say, while you’re down there ……….”
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