Which old witch?
This goddamned witch:
So, it is official. First Mubarak, and now this: Jim Edmonds has announced his retirement after 17 years of pure evil. I invite you all to join me in cursing his career and celebrating its end.
Why did I hate this prick so much? Let me count the ways:
1. He was a cardinal.
2. He has moobs:
3. The Cardinals acquired him by trading a fat sack of crap who had one lucky year, and the damn LosAngelesAngelsofAnaheimandthesurrondingregionsofsouthernCalifornia fell for it.
4. He could never stay in the lineup when he played in LosAngelesofAnaheim, but put him in a Cardinal uniform and give him a few of Mark's "special vitamins", and the SOB averaged 146 games a year for six years.
5. He is a dick
7. When you do a google search for "Jim Edmonds is an asshole", this is the first picture to come up:
8. He is Jim Edmonds
So, join me today in revelry and merriment! Share your least favorite memories of the Dickhead from Diamond Bar, and all the completely justifiable reasons for hating him.
Celebrate! Celebrate! The reign of evil is finally at an end!