Yonder Alonso may get a real shot at LF this spring
Ed note: With the lack of any original content this morning, this is as good as anything to talk about.
Word is he has been working out all off-season on his outfield defense. Apparently he has improved significantly and recognizes he is blocked.
When asked about a trade he became offended, saying he wants to remain in Cincinnati no matter what and that he has grown to enjoy the outfield.
Guess who he worked out with? none other than the enemy... Cardinal Jon Jay
He could be a significant improvement if his defense is AT LEAST as good(not that its good) as Gomes... What do you guys think?
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I love this team so much.
LF is one of the weakest positions and there are still 3 guys who are MLB-ready this year.
"I bet that sex Bengals fan is really pissed now." -DT3428
I love Yonder
Can’t waste talent like that. Give him a shot, if he does as good as Gomes defensively then give him the spot
"We start wit straight--shots then get the bottle poppin!"
ex-fuckin-actly
"If you have selfish ignorant citizens you're gonna get selfish ignorant leaders."-George Carlin
by justin007000 on Feb 17, 2011 10:20 PM EST up reply actions
Alonso would look soo good in this lineup
Im really excited to see if they actually give him a shot.
btw i apologize for the poor effort in writing up this fanpost. Between the book im writing, and my an essay i have to write for school im having a pretty good case of writers block
"strikeouts are a lot sexier than groundouts"
You don't waste the talent if you trade him for something the team needs in a different are
With that said, I would REALLY like this to work
What have I been telling you guys for 5 months?
The LF Platoon will be Yonder and Jonny
BTW – speaking of odd couplings…actually the more i think abut it maybe not so odd at all
The Family Circus (total comix drivel)combined with Frederik Nietzsche (arrogant German philosophical drivel)

I assess the power of a will by how much resistance, pain, torture it endures
and knows how to turn to its advantage.
Dr. Serizawa: "If my device can serve a good purpose, i would announce it to everyone in the world! But in its current form, it's just a weapon of horrible destruction. Please understand, Ogata!"
Hideto Ogata: "I understand. But if we don't use your device against Godzilla, what are we going to do?"
Thief!
"He’s like if Ron Gant and Eric Davis had a white baby." -- GlennBraggsSwingAndMissBrokenBat on Drew Stubbs
I give all credit for being introduced the the Nietzsche Family Circus comix by jch24
But I could not help but use it in the above context.
Dr. Serizawa: "If my device can serve a good purpose, i would announce it to everyone in the world! But in its current form, it's just a weapon of horrible destruction. Please understand, Ogata!"
Hideto Ogata: "I understand. But if we don't use your device against Godzilla, what are we going to do?"
still funnier when it comes from you
only b/c I’ve seen you last in person
I’ve forgotten what that lanky fuck looks like
by Highlifeman21 on Feb 19, 2011 7:56 AM EST up reply actions
thinner and tanner than you remember, probably
"Yahan Sentona's strikeouts are way down this year" Jake Liscow
that's true, he has been hittin' the tanning bed
by Highlifeman21 on Feb 19, 2011 1:19 PM EST up reply actions
And I've lost weight!
I might be the only person I know that loses weight when they don’t go to the gym. Down to 175 or so. I need a foodie challenge soon!
"He’s like if Ron Gant and Eric Davis had a white baby." -- GlennBraggsSwingAndMissBrokenBat on Drew Stubbs
there's a 5 lb brisket po'boy challenge up here with your name on it
by Highlifeman21 on Feb 19, 2011 5:57 PM EST up reply actions
Wow.....5 lbs. is a honkin' heap 'o meat
I might be able to pull that off though. The meat based challenges appeal to me more. Here’s the link BK was talking about, there are a couple I might try.
"He’s like if Ron Gant and Eric Davis had a white baby." -- GlennBraggsSwingAndMissBrokenBat on Drew Stubbs
it says
The Bardzilla is 6-1/3 pounds. 5 lbs. should be easy!
Maybe Ash should try the Hogzilla instead. She said she liked those bacon-wrapped hot dogs.
All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?
They upped the Bardzilla after I did it, from one pound of fries to two
I can say without a doubt that I couldn’t do it now.
"He’s like if Ron Gant and Eric Davis had a white baby." -- GlennBraggsSwingAndMissBrokenBat on Drew Stubbs
another pound of fries?
Yikes. No way can little Ash handle the Bardzilla now.
All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?
I could only put down 3 pounds
it’s 4.5 lbs of brisket with a loaf of ciabatta bread, and then 4 small sides.
1 hour
go
pretty sure the pictures are on my facebook
by Highlifeman21 on Feb 19, 2011 10:11 PM EST up reply actions
you should do the By Golly's challenge so they name the burger after you
and that’s not the one at the link you posted
and you should do the Willie’s challenge
by Highlifeman21 on Feb 19, 2011 10:14 PM EST up reply actions
what is going to happen when your materialism stops?
you’ll be the fattest and most profane motherfucker on RR.
I have a friend who struggles to keep his weight up to 130, and he eats like a horse.
"If you have selfish ignorant citizens you're gonna get selfish ignorant leaders."-George Carlin
by justin007000 on Feb 19, 2011 6:04 PM EST up reply actions
I weighed about 210 lbs stark ass naked just before I got divorced, so I've been a fatty (for me)
"He’s like if Ron Gant and Eric Davis had a white baby." -- GlennBraggsSwingAndMissBrokenBat on Drew Stubbs
proof? Is that a picture of you at 210 lbs, stark ass naked, about to get divorced?
I’m not clicking.
Joey Votto on Colin Cowherd: "I don’t know who he is"
by UncleWeez on Feb 19, 2011 6:32 PM EST up reply actions 4 recs
You know you wanna
"He’s like if Ron Gant and Eric Davis had a white baby." -- GlennBraggsSwingAndMissBrokenBat on Drew Stubbs
blow me, fuckface
and flag it too, bitch.
I say this with love, of course.
"If you have selfish ignorant citizens you're gonna get selfish ignorant leaders."-George Carlin
by justin007000 on Feb 19, 2011 7:12 PM EST up reply actions
odds are they stick him in AAA to continue to get acclimated with LF
but I’m onboard with giving this a shot. I dont see him breaking camp with the team (though its possible) given Gomes/Lewis, but maybe by mid season we see him roaming left. I’ve been in the he’s a 1B-or-nothing group, but I’m fully willing to be wrong.
by pack_fan on Feb 17, 2011 11:42 PM EST reply actions 1 recs
Not if he hits the ball well in ST.
If he starts raking…look out!
Dr. Serizawa: "If my device can serve a good purpose, i would announce it to everyone in the world! But in its current form, it's just a weapon of horrible destruction. Please understand, Ogata!"
Hideto Ogata: "I understand. But if we don't use your device against Godzilla, what are we going to do?"
Lynx Nicks or whate3ver that guy's name was is now a distant memory
Yonds will Pound it in 2011
Dr. Serizawa: "If my device can serve a good purpose, i would announce it to everyone in the world! But in its current form, it's just a weapon of horrible destruction. Please understand, Ogata!"
Hideto Ogata: "I understand. But if we don't use your device against Godzilla, what are we going to do?"
you didn't forget about Laynce Nix, starting LF for the Washington Nix
by Highlifeman21 on Feb 19, 2011 7:57 AM EST up reply actions
Cherry Hudson, Jr starting CF for the Washington Gnats
"Yahan Sentona's strikeouts are way down this year" Jake Liscow
Sorry, guys.
I might have a new favorite team…
"People don't kill people. Burning oreo packages kill people."
by crolfer on Feb 19, 2011 11:34 AM EST up reply actions 1 recs
I thought they had some hot head playing CF for them
can’t remember his name, too lazy to look it up
by Highlifeman21 on Feb 19, 2011 1:19 PM EST up reply actions
yeah, him
he’ll definitely play over Cherry Hairston
by Highlifeman21 on Feb 19, 2011 1:33 PM EST up reply actions
yeah
I think they’ll want him to play every day in Louisville, at least at the start of the season.
It will be interesting to see what they do with him in AAA. If he’s still playing 1B in Louisville this year, we’ll know the Reds’ assessment of his “improvement” doesn’t match his own.
All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?
hmmm
Sounds to me like the “improvement,” so far, is all in his own mind.
Alonso, always and forever a first baseman until the Reds tried him in the outfield in the minors last year, with disastrous results, says everybody laughs when he tells them about his outfielder’s gloves, “And I laugh, too.”
And this:
“I kind of like it (the outfield),” he said. “It is good for myself and good for the team. It is going to help out eventually. I know I can do it. I was working all winter with Jon Jay, the outfielder for St. Louis, and Melky Cabrera, the Atlanta outfielder. Jay helped me out a lot. We took fly balls every day for like 2 ½ months in Miami.”
Note that he doesn’t say Melky Cabrera helped him. ;-)
All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?
would you WANT Melky helping someone with OF defense?
"College actually kind of beat that out of me, making me more, well, of an asshole."
Manny Ramirez was there too
In an advisory capacity.
What, me? Being negative? No. Never.
by Paul Householder on Feb 18, 2011 9:52 AM EST up reply actions
Should have just hung out with Jay Bruce
Just doing that would have added about 0.5 defensive WAR.
What, me? Being negative? No. Never.
by Paul Householder on Feb 18, 2011 11:03 AM EST up reply actions
if he'd hung out with Jim Edmonds
he would be Jay Bruce now!
All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?
what, you mean the retiree Jim Edmonds?
Whose last major league hit ever was a home run that he INJURED himself on? That Jim Edmonds?
God I’m glad he’s not a red anymore.
i think jim edmonds is fantastic
he helped Jay Bruce make “The Leap”.
"Yahan Sentona's strikeouts are way down this year" Jake Liscow
I think Jim Edmonds is the whiniest little bitch
in the history of whiny little bitches.
But he was fantastic… at making routine plays look impossible. Seriously, screw that cuaffle.
"People don't kill people. Burning oreo packages kill people."
by crolfer on Feb 18, 2011 5:14 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
joe posnanski
has him ranked as the 2nd best centerfielder of joe’s lifetime (born 1967)
i think he used Fangraphs WAR, Baseball Reference WAR and win shares.
"Yahan Sentona's strikeouts are way down this year" Jake Liscow
Joe obviously was fooled by his asshatness.
"People don't kill people. Burning oreo packages kill people."
Crolfer you are right on the money
It pains me to admit that Edmonds was a great player, maybe even HoFer, but I hated that dude for turning routine flies into spectacular diving catches and leaps and slides and everything else. Plus, I basically just hated him.
arguably the 2nd best centerfielder of his era
I think I’d rather have Cammy Cam or Torii Hunter, though.
Mostly because I hate Edmonds.
"College actually kind of beat that out of me, making me more, well, of an asshole."
I'd take Jr., Lofton, or Andruw over Edmonds for sure
Bernie Williams in his prime. Torii and Cameron just fall short.
I hate hate hate
that his SBNation picture is him in a Reds uni
"College actually kind of beat that out of me, making me more, well, of an asshole."
I kinda like it
just as a big f you to Cards fans.
Joey Votto on Colin Cowherd: "I don’t know who he is"
What if he'd hung out with Jose Canseco?
What, me? Being negative? No. Never.
by Paul Householder on Feb 18, 2011 1:55 PM EST up reply actions
Someone that's not me needs to find the video of him misthrowing the ball last year at GABP
"He’s like if Ron Gant and Eric Davis had a white baby." -- GlennBraggsSwingAndMissBrokenBat on Drew Stubbs
ah, Melky
He’s actually not that turrible on defense, though I can understand why he didn’t leave a good impression in Cincinnati.
IMO, his main problem is that he can’t handle balls hit over his head, so tends to play awfully deep.
And he’s got a really strong arm…but it’s not very accurate. He’s got a cannon…a loose cannon.
All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?
That play was hysterical, we were somewhat behind home plate
I wanna say it was Hanigan running and he made it all the way around?
"He’s like if Ron Gant and Eric Davis had a white baby." -- GlennBraggsSwingAndMissBrokenBat on Drew Stubbs
Found it
It was Hanigan, in the bottom of the 7th.
"He’s like if Ron Gant and Eric Davis had a white baby." -- GlennBraggsSwingAndMissBrokenBat on Drew Stubbs
and here's the video:
I hadnt seen it, so I had to find it. hilarious.
by pack_fan on Feb 18, 2011 4:20 PM EST up reply actions 4 recs
Yay! One shiny rec for you!
"He’s like if Ron Gant and Eric Davis had a white baby." -- GlennBraggsSwingAndMissBrokenBat on Drew Stubbs
hah
The Melkman doesn’t deliver.
All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?
I wish I could make this a little bigger

Follow on Twitter: @jluckhaupt. Buy The Wire-to-Wire Reds and The MSP Reds Annual today!
by Slyde on Feb 19, 2011 11:08 AM EST up reply actions 1 recs
I've been a Sapphire man for some time
but I got a bottle of New Amsterdam the other night and I’m almost convinced.
Press spacebar to die!
by Charlie Scrabbles on Feb 19, 2011 1:17 PM EST up reply actions
ah, the blue lady
always goes down smooth
by Highlifeman21 on Feb 19, 2011 1:20 PM EST up reply actions
Not after you marry her.
Wear something sexy to my funeral.
by Pops Daniels on Feb 19, 2011 6:08 PM EST up reply actions 3 recs
Those were the martini glasses on F. Scott Fitzgerald's grave!
They both said Bombay Sapphire. Were you in Rockville last weekend?
by Brendanukkah on Feb 19, 2011 6:35 PM EST up reply actions
i was at that game
and i could not figure out what the hell happened. I turned to watch the base runners as he picked up the ball trying to see if their would be a play anywhere, and the crowd started to laugh, and the ball was in center field.
"If you have selfish ignorant citizens you're gonna get selfish ignorant leaders."-George Carlin
by justin007000 on Feb 19, 2011 1:56 PM EST up reply actions
I was there too, why didn't you say hi?
"He’s like if Ron Gant and Eric Davis had a white baby." -- GlennBraggsSwingAndMissBrokenBat on Drew Stubbs
why didn't you say hi?
"If you have selfish ignorant citizens you're gonna get selfish ignorant leaders."-George Carlin
by justin007000 on Feb 19, 2011 5:56 PM EST up reply actions
I tried
But you were too busy enjoying the penus.
"He’s like if Ron Gant and Eric Davis had a white baby." -- GlennBraggsSwingAndMissBrokenBat on Drew Stubbs
I think we've finally found a proper substitute for Brendan's mom jokes
Press spacebar to die!
by Charlie Scrabbles on Feb 19, 2011 11:01 PM EST up reply actions
TWSS
Dr. Serizawa: "If my device can serve a good purpose, i would announce it to everyone in the world! But in its current form, it's just a weapon of horrible destruction. Please understand, Ogata!"
Hideto Ogata: "I understand. But if we don't use your device against Godzilla, what are we going to do?"
Was at this game.
Great birthday present from Melky right there.
by BomerHailey on Feb 19, 2011 12:05 PM EST up reply actions
I was there too, why didn't you say hi?
"He’s like if Ron Gant and Eric Davis had a white baby." -- GlennBraggsSwingAndMissBrokenBat on Drew Stubbs
It was my 21st birthday.
I was busy being intoxicated in public for the first time. You should have come to Section 525. I was being pretty obnoxiously loud that day, I don’t think you could have miss me.
Being silly in public
it happens to Reds fans.
and Atlanta outfielders.
Red Reporter: A Cincinnati Reds' fan Community Compose of a Bunch of Profane Motherfuckers since February 9th, 2005.
by johnu1 on Feb 20, 2011 8:22 PM EST up reply actions 2 recs
why i won't have more than a beer or 2 at a reds game
otherwise i get wildly inappropriate and make children cry after i shout things at the St. Louis Bullpen.
"If you have selfish ignorant citizens you're gonna get selfish ignorant leaders."-George Carlin
by justin007000 on Feb 20, 2011 8:34 PM EST up reply actions
Children are very good after 2 beers
Red Reporter: A Cincinnati Reds' fan Community Compose of a Bunch of Profane Motherfuckers since February 9th, 2005.
will you go and post something at LGT?
I want to see if your signature would get you the instant boot.
"If you have selfish ignorant citizens you're gonna get selfish ignorant leaders."-George Carlin
by justin007000 on Feb 20, 2011 9:21 PM EST up reply actions
They have an SBnation site for Lesbians, Gays, and Transgenders?
That’s really progressive. Good job, guys.
"People don't kill people. Burning oreo packages kill people."
by crolfer on Feb 20, 2011 10:00 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
You forgot the excalamation point!
"Aroldis Chapman is a seven course meal followed by four hours of sex on the table with a nymphomaniac model heiress who owns her own brewery." - jch24
Or this
http://acronyms.thefreedictionary.com/LGT
Red Reporter: A Cincinnati Reds' fan Community Compose of a Bunch of Profane Motherfuckers since February 9th, 2005.
My favorite part is when the announcer said it looked like a wet bar of soap.
"I bet that sex Bengals fan is really pissed now." -DT3428
ha yeah me too
he says it as if it’s a given that everyone has tried to throw a bar of soap in the shower.
Joey Votto on Colin Cowherd: "I don’t know who he is"
Real live action
Red Reporter: A Cincinnati Reds' fan Community Compose of a Bunch of Profane Motherfuckers since February 9th, 2005.
honest question, you're in MO
what’s going to happen with Colby this year? Is he going to stick around?
"College actually kind of beat that out of me, making me more, well, of an asshole."
That'd be my guess.
Can’t say for sure, but I think things have died down.
"People don't kill people. Burning oreo packages kill people."
i'm not in MO
but I think he has to. I think the GM has to know that he has a longer future in St. Louis than TLR.
"If you have selfish ignorant citizens you're gonna get selfish ignorant leaders."-George Carlin
by justin007000 on Feb 19, 2011 1:57 PM EST up reply actions
All of this almost sounds too good to be true
reminds of “best shape of his life” stories which may or may not mean anything.
This is my thought.
I want to see him out there and hear someone who actually makes decisions say he’s got a shot before I believe it.
see what I did there with uzr? it’s like a LOL cats saber-pun combo.--Verka Serduchka
Having said that, if he's less than terrible, I'll be happy to forget that Fred Lewis exists.
see what I did there with uzr? it’s like a LOL cats saber-pun combo.--Verka Serduchka
yes yes yes yes
And if he is still not good, a few months in AAA should help.
What’s more…why didn’t the organization have Eric Davis working with him all winter?
"Don't turn off the TV if we've still got bats in our hands." - Dusty Baker
by PeteyHendrix on Feb 18, 2011 1:06 PM EST up reply actions
Because I think they were pretty certain he wasnt going to play there
Hatchers already noticed the changes, hopefully he really opens some eyes
"strikeouts are a lot sexier than groundouts"
OK, so I've got a new avatar for ST, now I need a new sig.
And since I’m self centered and have delusions of grandeur, I’m going to assume you all care and solicit suggestions. What should my ST 2011 sig be? You have until 1:00 p.m. to make your suggestion. The winner gets the satisfaction of knowing your choice will grace all of my witty comments for the next few months, as well as dinner on me the next time you are in NYC.
see what I did there with uzr? it’s like a LOL cats saber-pun combo.--Verka Serduchka
"crolfer is so much cooler than thevole"
"People don't kill people. Burning oreo packages kill people."
you do realize I'll be attributing the quote to whomever suggests it
so you’re going to look like a huge d-bag if you win :-)
see what I did there with uzr? it’s like a LOL cats saber-pun combo.--Verka Serduchka
But I'll also be cooler than thevole.
Cuz he’s lame.
"People don't kill people. Burning oreo packages kill people."
Yeah?
Well… I’m a mirror! And you’re looking at it and seeing YOU.
So YOU’RE a huge d-bag! Ohhhhhhhhh.
"People don't kill people. Burning oreo packages kill people."
I don't know.
It’s fun though. I think it has something to do with Mumford and Sons and the Avett Brothers.
"People don't kill people. Burning oreo packages kill people."
/clunks your heads together like the Three Stooges
Knock it off, chowerheads! We got work to do. We gotta get this piano up to Miss Mucklehoney’s apartment before she gets home, or we’ll be in big trouble!
by Charlie Scrabbles on Feb 18, 2011 12:23 PM EST up reply actions 4 recs
I know those guys (and ladies)
Part of the Trekky Records collective with which I am tangentially associated. I don’t really like their music all that much, either, but they’re good folks. I give props to anyone getting onto the national stage representing my adopted hometown, Chapel Hill, NC.
by GlennBraggsSwingAndMissBrokenBat on Feb 18, 2011 11:13 AM EST up reply actions
Can't blame them.
"People don't kill people. Burning oreo packages kill people."
by crolfer on Feb 18, 2011 11:32 AM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Twitter is dumb.
Soon it will be replaced by something even dumber.
by GlennBraggsSwingAndMissBrokenBat on Feb 18, 2011 12:12 PM EST up reply actions
twitter is actually an excellent tool
when it’s not being used for trivial two or three-way conversations about pants or to post what someone had for lunch. it’s especially good to use in places where there aren’t adequate or accurate news sources. i use it for work and really can’t be without it.
i know 2 or 3 conversationalists that should block @churchofbasebal so she doesn't have to read our conversations.
I would but I can't find my pants
"He’s like if Ron Gant and Eric Davis had a white baby." -- GlennBraggsSwingAndMissBrokenBat on Drew Stubbs
I think their music's okay . . .
but I wish the poor guy could find something to write about besides how heartbroken he is. He doesn’t seem like a bad songwriter . . . but he only writes about one thing.
Let me write out a formal proof for you.
What's your association with Trekky?
You may outfit the Trolley.
by Man Mountain on Feb 18, 2011 5:45 PM EST up reply actions
Really
We were talking about their record and they were all like “hey, don’t pirate our record” when we weren’t pirating their record
The head guy Ari has a pretty poor reputation locally
but a lot of the rest of the band is alright. I went drunken sledding with a few of the ladies in the band last year and lost my camera and my phone and my most of my dinner.
You may outfit the Trolley.
by Man Mountain on Feb 18, 2011 5:47 PM EST up reply actions
I am Lazarus, come from the dead, Come back to tell you all, I shall tell you all
You may outfit the Trolley.
by Man Mountain on Feb 18, 2011 6:11 PM EST up reply actions 3 recs
So how is Helen Keller doing?
Dr. Serizawa: "If my device can serve a good purpose, i would announce it to everyone in the world! But in its current form, it's just a weapon of horrible destruction. Please understand, Ogata!"
Hideto Ogata: "I understand. But if we don't use your device against Godzilla, what are we going to do?"
I just was conjuring an Annie Sullivan : Dave Duncan analogy
with Chris Carpenter as the punchline…
I guess I just spent too much time in the SIS thread.
Set the gearshift to the high gear of your soul.
by Kevin Mitchell is Batman on Feb 20, 2011 10:57 AM EST up reply actions
Why can't Chris Carpenter drive?
Because he’s a woman.
"People don't kill people. Burning oreo packages kill people."
by crolfer on Feb 20, 2011 11:48 AM EST up reply actions 5 recs
/Fransisco Franco'd
"Those fellas make some good points," Baker said. "They're profane as hell, and they're probably gay, but they make some good points."
Dusty Baker on RR
"Red Reporter: SBN's /b/"
"He’s like if Ron Gant and Eric Davis had a white baby." -- GlennBraggsSwingAndMissBrokenBat on Drew Stubbs
by jch24 on Feb 18, 2011 11:15 AM EST up reply actions 2 recs
or throw this in there
“Ever heard the story of the three little pigs?”
"He’s like if Ron Gant and Eric Davis had a white baby." -- GlennBraggsSwingAndMissBrokenBat on Drew Stubbs
i heart doug dirt
When you come to the fork in the road, take it.
by poojols on Feb 18, 2011 11:18 AM EST via mobile up reply actions
"Penus, stale beer, and day old hot dogs. Love it."
by thevole on Feb 18, 2011 11:27 AM EST up reply actions 6 recs
This penus is full of win.
"Don't turn off the TV if we've still got bats in our hands." - Dusty Baker
by PeteyHendrix on Feb 18, 2011 1:08 PM EST up reply actions
Oh my god 4 minutes until the deadline
also, your avatar is the same as my desktop wallpaper at work
Jusitn wins everything.
Map Quest really needs to start their directions on # 5. I'm pretty sure I know how to get out of my neighborhood.
by johnu1 on Feb 18, 2011 1:18 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Buy me some penus and crack...or Jack!
"Don't turn off the TV if we've still got bats in our hands." - Dusty Baker
by PeteyHendrix on Feb 18, 2011 2:48 PM EST up reply actions 2 recs
/miguelcabrera'd
"People don't kill people. Burning oreo packages kill people."
by crolfer on Feb 18, 2011 5:15 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
I really want this to be true
but I don’t think it is, so I’m not going to get my hopes up.
(I really, really, really want this to be true.)
New Nickname: OutYonder
This is so awesome. I am floored.
"Don't turn off the TV if we've still got bats in our hands." - Dusty Baker
When Ryan Braun hits one over his head, will he have hit it over yonder?
When you come to the fork in the road, take it.
by poojols on Feb 18, 2011 1:22 PM EST via mobile up reply actions 1 recs
People were right.
But now that there is context and a feel-good story attached, your discovery is as irrelevant as Leif Erikson’s, and will historically be similarly ignored by grade school folk.
I love our OUTYONDER!
"Don't turn off the TV if we've still got bats in our hands." - Dusty Baker
by PeteyHendrix on Feb 18, 2011 2:52 PM EST up reply actions
How did yall stumble into a beef w/ Lost in the Trees of all things?
You may outfit the Trolley.
by Man Mountain on Feb 18, 2011 5:55 PM EST up reply actions
The Vole mentioned on twitter that he was going to listen to them. He also mentioned he was going to do it legally.
somehow they decided that he was going to pirate their music, so they attacked him over it via twitter.
since then we’ve been joking about how much they suck & all the different ways we steal their music.
As I said, I don’t know the head honcho except by reputation, which isn’t stellar. But who knows? One of the guys that I play with met him the other night at some Big Star tribute thing and said he was really likable and friendly. It may even be that some intern at their record label is in charge of their social media.
You may outfit the Trolley.
by Man Mountain on Feb 18, 2011 6:53 PM EST up reply actions
i think everyone should pay for music
stealing copywrited art is baaaaaaaad.
unless it allows me to listen to Sic’em on a Chicken on a road trip. then its ok to steal music.
"Yahan Sentona's strikeouts are way down this year" Jake Liscow
I've had that song stuck in my head all week thanks to you
"Aroldis Chapman is a seven course meal followed by four hours of sex on the table with a nymphomaniac model heiress who owns her own brewery." - jch24
by BK on Feb 18, 2011 8:29 PM EST up reply actions
copywrited art....awesome
"He’s like if Ron Gant and Eric Davis had a white baby." -- GlennBraggsSwingAndMissBrokenBat on Drew Stubbs
Copy it right Art.
Art is for the People pretty much BS…so why pay for it …you can make your own.
I mean who in their right mind would pay for the drivel that this so called Artist produces?
She ought to driven straight to the set of What Not To Wear

Dr. Serizawa: "If my device can serve a good purpose, i would announce it to everyone in the world! But in its current form, it's just a weapon of horrible destruction. Please understand, Ogata!"
Hideto Ogata: "I understand. But if we don't use your device against Godzilla, what are we going to do?"
I can't stand her.
And now that I see her footwear, I feel completely justified.
Wear something sexy to my funeral.
by Pops Daniels on Feb 19, 2011 8:11 PM EST up reply actions
Pop you border on being both a genius and a prophet
Natalie Merchant cannot blow me.
Dr. Serizawa: "If my device can serve a good purpose, i would announce it to everyone in the world! But in its current form, it's just a weapon of horrible destruction. Please understand, Ogata!"
Hideto Ogata: "I understand. But if we don't use your device against Godzilla, what are we going to do?"
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by Daedalus on Feb 18, 2011 3:18 PM EST reply actions 2 recs
Sorry, but this constitutes praying
if said more than three times in a row with a cadence connected.
And there is no praying on RR.
Wishful thinking, that’s another matter.
Blind faith, still another.
Deviated hope … you get the logic.
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Yeah this is a - NO PRAYING ZONE

Dr. Serizawa: "If my device can serve a good purpose, i would announce it to everyone in the world! But in its current form, it's just a weapon of horrible destruction. Please understand, Ogata!"
Hideto Ogata: "I understand. But if we don't use your device against Godzilla, what are we going to do?"
by Madville on Feb 21, 2011 2:49 AM EST up reply actions 4 recs
and a big shiny rec for the madster
who has been off the reservation with his Volquez hating, Reagan loving ways, but he redeemed himself with this.
"If you have selfish ignorant citizens you're gonna get selfish ignorant leaders."-George Carlin
by justin007000 on Feb 21, 2011 3:16 AM EST up reply actions
Ah yes, the "evil" argument.
And no one stops to think why and whence we consider things evil in the first place. Good argument, atheists!
"Penus, stale beer, and day old hot dogs. Love it"--justin007000
I really shouldn't do this
but things are pretty slow today.
So…huh?
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by Charlie Scrabbles on Feb 22, 2011 11:14 AM EST up reply actions
I shouldn't either, especially with a philosophy major
But why would you use the concept of “evil” as an argument against the existence of God, considering the fact that if there is no God, where did you/I/we get this idea of “evil” from? If it is just a human construct, it has no merit in the argument.
"Penus, stale beer, and day old hot dogs. Love it"--justin007000
The concepts of good and evil are not exclusively derived from God
Epicurus was of the belief that good and evil are simply normative terms for pleasure and pain.
And it does have merit, even as a human construct, because the concept of God (or at least, the one argued against here) is a God who is supposed to be all-knowing, all-loving, and all-powerful. The fact that evil exists in the world means that at least one of those things is not true.
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by Charlie Scrabbles on Feb 22, 2011 2:23 PM EST up reply actions
the concepts of good and evil are not real
they are social constructs created to control us.
"If you have selfish ignorant citizens you're gonna get selfish ignorant leaders."-George Carlin
by justin007000 on Feb 22, 2011 2:28 PM EST up reply actions
I think the key distinction to make
is that this does not stand as a strong argument that God does not exist. So the tag on the pic above is kind of a bridge too far. Epicurus’ argument does not mean God does not exist, but rather that the all-singing, all-dancing God we are all familiar with in Judeo-Christian culture does not exist.
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by Charlie Scrabbles on Feb 22, 2011 2:55 PM EST up reply actions
I keep waiting for 'tHan to chime in
That Epicurus is still dead.
by Brendanukkah on Feb 22, 2011 3:05 PM EST up reply actions
They may not be exclusively "derived" from God, as you mean it
But if there is no objective standard outside of humanity against which to judge this, the concepts of "good’ and ‘evil’ are meaningless. If there is no god, these concepts are just human constructs that are completely subjective, personal, and therefore carry no weight. Is it evil to kill children? I say no. Is it evil to beat up old ladies and steal their money? I say no. Who’s to say that you are right if you disagree?
Still, I understand your argument that there is a seeming paradox to the existence of the Judeo-Christian God, but I think this is a cop-out argument. First, if the God of the Bible does exist, it stands to reason that His concept of Justice might be a little bit different from mine, so for me to say that—because I don’t like things that happen in the world, therefore an omniscient, omnipresent, and all-loving God couldn’t possibly have a reason for allowing them—is quite arrogant. Also, we can all think of examples where a short-term ‘evil’ ends up being for good. (losing a job, divorce, partner dumping you, etc.) If we can see that these things are possible, it stands to reason that a God that is all knowing and exists outside of time might be able to work these things for good, and might just even have a plan for doing so. (Something the New Testament claims, BTW). So it certainly isn’t logically inconsistent that the God of the Bible could exist.
Finally, and anecdotally, you’ll typically find that those who are suffering the most are not the ones making this argument. It is typically us privileged folk who are, relatively speaking, suffering very little who have such a hard time with it.
"Penus, stale beer, and day old hot dogs. Love it"--justin007000
by nycredsfan on Feb 22, 2011 3:29 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
OK
The first part of your argument here is about relativism vs. realism, which is something I’m so totally about. But I’d rather stick with the original God argument here.
I think most of us would cringe at your assertion that we have incomplete conceptions of good and evil and that God knows better. Not to go all Godwin here, but the Nazis are pretty much considered the baddest motherbitchfaces in history. I would have a very difficult time with the idea that the Holocaust was part of some benevolent grand scheme of a good and powerful God.
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by Charlie Scrabbles on Feb 22, 2011 3:37 PM EST up reply actions
And more to the point
I think your assertion would logically lead us to a less inquisitive existence, one where we did not question matters of good and evil but rather just accept that Jesus take the wheel (my all-time favorite catchphrase). I think this is an undesirable state of affairs, for obvious reasons.
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by Charlie Scrabbles on Feb 22, 2011 3:41 PM EST up reply actions
Not at all.
I’m simply arguing that the “problem of pain” is inadequate to disprove the existence of God. Anyone who has ever read the Bible sees that God hates injustice and calls us to work for justice here on earth. We like to think that a lot of ideas of human rights, love, etc., come from secular enlightenment thinking, but that’s simply not the case. We also like to focus on atrocities like the Crusades and the Holocaust to show how much damage ‘organized religion’ has done in the world. I won’t deny that is true, (although in most of these cases it is a person who is simply seeking power and abusing religion as a means of control) but it should also be recognized that it was believers in the Judeo-Christian God who were primarily responsible for ideas like equal human rights, the injustice and “evil” of slavery, the concept of marrying for love, hospitals, caring for the poor, etc. The idea that the belief in the God of the Bible leads to a passive, accepting existence is not held up by human history.
"Penus, stale beer, and day old hot dogs. Love it"--justin007000
I think you are conflating a few fundamentally different ideas here
I think you are arguing from the perspective that Christianity has done a great deal of progressive, wonderful things in history. I won’t and can’t disagree with that (I will disagree one what specifically those things are, but that’s neither here nor there). But I think these goods did not come from the Christian philosophy of “God must have a plan”, but rather from the Christian philosophy of “love God and thy neighbor”.
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by Charlie Scrabbles on Feb 22, 2011 3:52 PM EST up reply actions
Sure
But you were implying that my primary argument was that we should just check out and say “God must have a plan”. My argument was that the existence of the God of the Bible is perfectly logically consistent based upon (sort of) this very concept. But it doesn’t end there. If you believe in this aspect of God, you believe in all of it, and therefore a passive, pliable, cowardly existence isn’t really possible. (as evidenced by all of the good, brave work done by believers throughout history)
"Penus, stale beer, and day old hot dogs. Love it"--justin007000
I will also add that, IMHO,
Picking and choosing which aspects of God we want to believe in/follow is what makes so many of us bad little Christians, and why so many people hate so many Christians.
"Penus, stale beer, and day old hot dogs. Love it"--justin007000
I'll add, IMHO
It’s the wholesale acceptance of socio-political superstructures that leads us all to be terrible and inactive critical thinkers.
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by Charlie Scrabbles on Feb 22, 2011 4:10 PM EST up reply actions
Sure
I don’t believe the Bible is a socio-political superstructure.
"Penus, stale beer, and day old hot dogs. Love it"--justin007000
OK
Then I guess here is where we fundamentally disagree.
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by Charlie Scrabbles on Feb 22, 2011 4:20 PM EST up reply actions
It certainly has been turned into one by people
who misrepresent, abuse, distort, and cherry-pick it for their own aims. The book itself is not, though.
"Penus, stale beer, and day old hot dogs. Love it"--justin007000
I think you are putting words in my mouth
I didn’t say we should lead cowardly lives. My assertion was that if we cannot be confident in our conceptions of good and evil, then we’d be forced to bow out of such discussions. If we cannot know what is truly good or bad, how can we be responsible for any of it? That seems a big concession to make.
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by Charlie Scrabbles on Feb 22, 2011 4:09 PM EST up reply actions
Now you are putting words in my mouth :-)
(And it also seems we are reaching the limits of practicality for discussing this on the internet)
I didn’t say we can’t be confident in our conceptions of good or evil (at least not if we believe in a deity. Atheists absolutely cannot be confident in their conceptions of good and evil) What I’m saying is that we can’t be so arrogant as to say that what we perceive as being pure evil can never be set right or could never possibly be part of a larger plan for the universe.
Further, if there is no god, there is no use discussing “evil” as a proof of his non-existence, because the very word is meaningless if this is all there is.
"Penus, stale beer, and day old hot dogs. Love it"--justin007000
If we are to accept that our conceptions of good and evil
are likely not in line with the objective standards, then yes, I think we would be hesitant about acting. That seems undesirable. And your assertion that “it all evens out in the end” is pretty damn arrogant, too. What about all the individuals who are suffering? Are you saying they should just accept that somewhere down the line they will be refunded?
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by Charlie Scrabbles on Feb 22, 2011 4:20 PM EST up reply actions
I'm not sure what you mean by your first sentence
but I would say that Christians (should) have a very clear idea about good and evil, there is no ambiguity.
And I can see how my stance could come across as arrogant, but again, I’d point to the millions who are suffering and yet don’t hold your view. Your objections to suffering are typically held by people who aren’t suffering very much. I don’t know how it will happen, but I believe the world will be set right and ultimate justice will happen. If I claimed to know HOW that will happen, then yes, I’d be very arrogant.
"Penus, stale beer, and day old hot dogs. Love it"--justin007000
So there is no ambiguity for Christians on good and evil
but you just said this:
First, if the God of the Bible does exist, it stands to reason that His concept of Justice might be a little bit different from mine, so for me to say that—because I don’t like things that happen in the world, therefore an omniscient, omnipresent, and all-loving God couldn’t possibly have a reason for allowing them—is quite arrogant.
So God may have a conception of right and wrong that is different from yours, but you should be completely confident in your personal conception as a Christian? I’m confused.
Also, I think there is plenty of sociological evidence that poor and suffering people tend to be more religious. God is very comforting (you don’t need me to tell you that though, obviously), and in times of hopelessness God is usually the only thing keeping us from drowning. God is really useful like that.
I think perhaps you are arguing from the preconception that because I’m an atheist I hate God. That is far from the truth. I’m an atheist because I don’t think God exists beyond our conceptions of him/her, and I also believe that those conceptions are quite wonderful, useful, and good.
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by Charlie Scrabbles on Feb 22, 2011 4:45 PM EST up reply actions
That bolded part should have been blocked
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by Charlie Scrabbles on Feb 22, 2011 4:46 PM EST up reply actions
I wish the whole conversation could be blocked
"He’s like if Ron Gant and Eric Davis had a white baby." -- GlennBraggsSwingAndMissBrokenBat on Drew Stubbs
that's what that little "X" in the top corner of your browser is for
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I'm just dishing out what you guys usually give me :)
"He’s like if Ron Gant and Eric Davis had a white baby." -- GlennBraggsSwingAndMissBrokenBat on Drew Stubbs
this part of the thread should have been a fanshot
"Yahan Sentona's strikeouts are way down this year" Jake Liscow
"Right and Wrong" and "Justice" are two different things
God calls us to hate evil (as He does), and to work against it. He spells out in the Bible what that is. What I’m saying is that for me to say that because I hate evil, for me to then say that means that there is no possible way that God can bring justice out of it, and has a reason for allowing it, is arrogant.
I’m not saying God might think different things are evil than I do (and if that’s the case, it’s because I’m not understanding His teaching), I’m saying his plan for dealing with them might involve things I, being trapped in a specific time, culture, philosophical ethos, etc., might not completely understand. But even still, part of the point of the Incarnation and the cross (quite the revolutionary thing for a god to do, no?) is for us to trust that God cares enough about us to eventually set things right. (eventually because we are trapped in time, not Him)
And no offense, but I grow very tired of the “religion is nice because it comforts people” thing. I’d rather not be patted on the head like an idiot and invalid as if the only reason I believe these things is to find comfort in the big, bad, scary world out there. It is also very ethnocentric and narrow to assume that suffering people around the world believe for only that reason too. In fact, many suffering people are suffering because they believe. It would be tremendously easier for Christians in China, Sudan, etc. to just renounce their faith. It might be that they believe because they find it to be true.
And I don’t think you hate God. (and if you do, it doesn’t matter) I’m just trying to present a logical argument why the presence of evil doesn’t immediately negate the presence of the God of the Bible.
"Penus, stale beer, and day old hot dogs. Love it"--justin007000
And I feel like I crossed that line again, and I'm really stopping this time
Lest jch’s delicate sensibilities be troubled :-)
"Penus, stale beer, and day old hot dogs. Love it"--justin007000
Chuck, I'd be happy to continue this via email
or we can just leave it, since we both know I won :-)
"Penus, stale beer, and day old hot dogs. Love it"--justin007000
OK
You just keep believing that, if it makes you feel better :)
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by Charlie Scrabbles on Feb 22, 2011 5:54 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
no, Charlie won
"If you have selfish ignorant citizens you're gonna get selfish ignorant leaders."-George Carlin
by justin007000 on Feb 22, 2011 6:31 PM EST up reply actions
It's like Aliens vs. Predator
“No matter who wins, we all lose.”
by Brendanukkah on Feb 22, 2011 6:39 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
thanks, buddy!
But like ’nukkah said, there were no winners today.
Just losers with nothing better to do than argue.
"Penus, stale beer, and day old hot dogs. Love it"--justin007000
Having read nearly every comment you've made on this site over the past three years
I feel confident in saying that you are dumb.
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by Charlie Scrabbles on Feb 22, 2011 9:23 PM EST up reply actions
i really wish this argument had some mythology in it
i miss the mythology talk.
"Yahan Sentona's strikeouts are way down this year" Jake Liscow
This probably needs to stop
Non-baseball discussion has an extremely wide berth – and I have almost no interest in policing anyone’s non-abusive, non-pornographic comments – but this whole sub-thread is a little bit beyond civil and a little bit beyond productive at this point.
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by RijoSaboCaseyWKRP on Feb 22, 2011 11:35 PM EST up reply actions
Why can't these ideas come from secular enlightenment thinking?
This is not to say you are wrong, but I don’t see why its necessarily true that positive ethics had to have come from humans due to their concept of God. This seems like too much of an ad hoc hypothesis to me. Just the mere presence of their coming up with these ideas and the mere presence of them being Judeo-Christian does not imply causation. Philosophers for generations have seceded themselves from God and still been able to philosophize on how man ought to act in given situations.
As far as the debate is concerned, my intuitions have always been that whether there is a God or not, God has not had an impact on our day-to-day lives. From what I can tell, what happens to us has solely been in our control (free-will, if you will). If that assumption is to be taken seriously, then indeed it was human will to want to treat each other in good manner and develop positive ethics toward each other, and God was merely a vessel for people to use to come to those conclusions. Therefore, it was indeed human thought that led to these good things you’ve mentioned, though the invention of God (or, more correctly, the defining of what God would want) was a primary part of it.
I’m also hesitant to include things such as marriage and hospitals in this group, as I wouldnt think it crazy to say that societies outside of Judeo-Christian ones have likely had official unions and/or healers. Also with slavery, while it can and has been extremely evil in certain cases, would you find it unjust if we were to use violent criminals to do some sort of hard labor as punishment? So long as it wasn’t over the top, I would almost call that just to make them our “slaves” temporarily.
To further on my earlier point, I am concerned that some people tend to “put” God into their lives artificially. For example, people constantly use the word “miracle”, like say if their family member survives a plane crashing. While the likelihood of it happening was very slim, it wasn’t zero, so in some cases it will occur. People then look to God as if it were a miracle, when it was only chance that was at play. I am not implying that you are guilty of this, but I would hesitate to solely credit our belief in God to the things you mentioned.
enlightenment is overrated.
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Hideto Ogata: "I understand. But if we don't use your device against Godzilla, what are we going to do?"
an unenlightened person would say that
"If you have selfish ignorant citizens you're gonna get selfish ignorant leaders."-George Carlin
by justin007000 on Feb 22, 2011 9:57 PM EST up reply actions
Right, and I have a hard time believing that Deicide could possibly ever be a good thing
But that is exactly what the Christian narrative says happened (the cross) , and what led to the greatest good in the history of the world (the salvation of human kind).
And I’m not saying that every tiny little (and huge, atrocious) act of evil specifically leads to some specific good.(This, BTW, is something I’m struggling with in my own journey…why God allows specific evils happen, but that’s neither here nor there) What I’m saying is that an omniscient and omnipresent God of Justice might be able to put these things to right, and just might have a plan for doing so, and to argue that it’s not possible that this is the case seems a huge stretch.
"Penus, stale beer, and day old hot dogs. Love it"--justin007000
The thing both of you seem to be forgetting
Is that when you say Jesus backwards it sounds like “Sausage”.
"He’s like if Ron Gant and Eric Davis had a white baby." -- GlennBraggsSwingAndMissBrokenBat on Drew Stubbs
Oh, no. I think about that every day.
"Penus, stale beer, and day old hot dogs. Love it"--justin007000
The reason a benevolent, omnopotnet god would allow evils to happen
is that this god also allows us to have free will. If god intervened to prevent evil, we no longer have free will, and then for what end is our existence?
Why have God then?
If God is indeed all-powerful/all-knowing/and so forth, but also refuses to exercise any of these powers for the sake of our free will, what is the whole point of God then?
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by Charlie Scrabbles on Feb 22, 2011 4:12 PM EST up reply actions
but we are all mere humans
subject to vice, mistakes, and evil. I don’t think any mere human should face an eternity of hell fire simply for being a bad human.
"If you have selfish ignorant citizens you're gonna get selfish ignorant leaders."-George Carlin
by justin007000 on Feb 22, 2011 4:58 PM EST up reply actions
everybody causes greif and pain to their fellow man
"If you have selfish ignorant citizens you're gonna get selfish ignorant leaders."-George Carlin
by justin007000 on Feb 22, 2011 5:11 PM EST up reply actions
So there should be no punishment for it?
"Penus, stale beer, and day old hot dogs. Love it"--justin007000
What's worse punishment than having to live in the same place as a bunch of sissy do-gooders for all eternity?
"People don't kill people. Burning oreo packages kill people."
Is it really?
Dang, I hate when I think I’m being original and someone beat me to it.
"People don't kill people. Burning oreo packages kill people."
OK, so nobody should go to hell
Heaven and Hell become pretty useless constructs in that case.
There’s probably also a matter of degree to be considered.
im starting to think reading this thread
is hell on earth…
"Yahan Sentona's strikeouts are way down this year" Jake Liscow
you are correct
anytime Daedalus steps on her soap box is good enough time to just lock the thread and call it a day
by Highlifeman21 on Feb 22, 2011 11:23 PM EST up reply actions
Also, God simply provides an answer
for philosophical questions on the biggest scale. Sometimes I wonder whether belief in a god is a universal part of the evolution of intelligent life. Any creature that ponders it’s existence might resort to god as an answer.
I also wonder whether humans are evolving beyond the need for a god.
The current state of the world, and belief in a deity amongst the current world population
would indicate that not to be the case.
"Penus, stale beer, and day old hot dogs. Love it"--justin007000
There is much evidence to suggest
that belief in God is evolutionarily useful. Tribes and communities that had shared beliefs were bound together in ways that those without were not. Of course, this applies to modern society as well.
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by Charlie Scrabbles on Feb 22, 2011 4:52 PM EST up reply actions
There is also much evidence to suggest that it isn't
The word “martyr” exists for a reason.
"Penus, stale beer, and day old hot dogs. Love it"--justin007000
Because the first martyr's name was Marty Reynolds.
Whenever they talked about him, they just shortened it to Marty R.
Eventually someone’s space bar broke, and we have the birth of a new term.
"People don't kill people. Burning oreo packages kill people."
/arresteddevelopment'd
just kidding, buddy. That gem is all you.
"Penus, stale beer, and day old hot dogs. Love it"--justin007000
I still need to see the second season of AD.
I’ve only seen the first and third ones because they were on hulu.
"People don't kill people. Burning oreo packages kill people."
I think we have pretty much outlived that usefulness
but this argument is not relevant to the larger one.
Again, that is a very narrow view
that basically is saying that because you can’t see how He is doing so, he can’t possibly be doing so. (exercising said powers)
And again, not to get too proselytizing on you, but the argument is that the death of God himself could be considered the worst evil imaginable, yet that is how God chose to redeem and save humanity, so He has already shown that this could be the case. I guarantee you that none of Jesus’ followers were rejoicing the day after he died. They couldn’t see how it could ever be a good thing, and yet it was.
"Penus, stale beer, and day old hot dogs. Love it"--justin007000
And with that post I think I/We have crossed an invisible line
that is going to start making people reading this 3 day-old thread uncomfortable.
So I’ll stop.
"Penus, stale beer, and day old hot dogs. Love it"--justin007000
OK
I’m cool with that.
Just so you know though, I totally won.
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by Charlie Scrabbles on Feb 22, 2011 4:22 PM EST up reply actions
You're right
I’m going to go out and sleep with prostitutes and kill homeless people.
Don’t tell me it’s wrong, I decide what truth is!!
"Penus, stale beer, and day old hot dogs. Love it"--justin007000
It's not your fault, nycredsfan

"He’s like if Ron Gant and Eric Davis had a white baby." -- GlennBraggsSwingAndMissBrokenBat on Drew Stubbs
Also, asking what is the point of God
is rather egocentric. If you don’t believe in God the point is moot; and if you do, why would you think God is acting in the wrong?
It is curious ...
the origin of “good” and “evil” as defined by somebody whose agenda it is to either support it or abolish it.
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Look - i just posted that picture of Epidural and his corny sayings as some buffoonery for John's sake!
Nobody in their right (or left) minds really gives a shit about good and evil, I mean do they? ….These are terms that are so vague and pompous as to be almost as meaningless as ‘Clutch’…Christ on a fucking hubcap.
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Hideto Ogata: "I understand. But if we don't use your device against Godzilla, what are we going to do?"
by Madville on Feb 22, 2011 8:42 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Now Justin please...
I don’t hate Volquez…I just think he’s a big time risk and as soon as possible should be traded
Reagan was not a great prez that’s for sure…but there is something to say for his leadership…but then
as a longtime business owner, sales manager, VP/General mgr.of a 10 Million dollar a year company and pretty damn
Soccer Coach, I have a much different idea of what the role of leadership is than you do.
"There comes a moment when you have to stop revving up the car and shove it into gear."
- David Mahoney
Dr. Serizawa: "If my device can serve a good purpose, i would announce it to everyone in the world! But in its current form, it's just a weapon of horrible destruction. Please understand, Ogata!"
Hideto Ogata: "I understand. But if we don't use your device against Godzilla, what are we going to do?"
i'll take good policies over good leadership
"If you have selfish ignorant citizens you're gonna get selfish ignorant leaders."-George Carlin
by justin007000 on Feb 21, 2011 10:30 PM EST up reply actions
also, do you think Nick Masset is a "big time injury risk"?
"If you have selfish ignorant citizens you're gonna get selfish ignorant leaders."-George Carlin
by justin007000 on Feb 22, 2011 4:17 AM EST up reply actions
how does one lead when he can't remember where the bathroom is?
i’ll tell you what, i am seeing on a daily basis the results of reagan’s “leadership.” he fucked these people over more than any other empire in history – and that includes the phoenicians, selucids, greeks, romans, persians, byzantines, abassyids, ommayids, crusaders, mamlukes, ottomans, french, and syrians. hezbollah exists today because of reagan’s assholiness and the iran contra affair – those weapons went straight to hezbollah. hezbollah is the biggest threat to israel in the world and the whole reason we suck up to arab dictators who torture their people, all while we are screaming “democracy” from the rooftops. most of the arab world supports hezbollah precisely because it is the only organization strong enough to stand up to israeli atrocities.
leader? because he gave americans a false sense of security while islamic extremism was blossoming thanks to his policies?
you know who was a real leader before the stress of changing a country drove him to drink himself into a punchline? boris yeltsin. yeltsin stood up in front of the parliament building with tanks aimed directly at him and stopped the coup that would have put the communists back into power in russia. and gorbachev, despite his loyalty to the communist party, had some balls, too. reagan? reagan was a puppet for the neocons, a b grade actor who fooled enough people with his slick speeches into voting for him a second time despite the fact that his administration was wrecking the economy for future generations.
haven’t we had enough of this reagan is god crap? look, i am not old enough to remember a soviet union that wasn’t in decline, and i am not old enough to remember jimmy carter’s failure to secure a release for the hostages (but was it less than a failure than reagan’s? he negotiated hezbollah into existence.) i may not be old enough to remember these things, but i am living where the eighties happened right now, and i can see the results. when i first came here, the rubble from the american embassy still sat across the street from the blue honey of the mediterranean. now, a high rise is being built (to be inhabited a few weeks a year by wealthy gulfies while the lebanese continue to struggle) on the site, but it still feels like ghosts are there. the history is still there in every bullethole in beirut. i can stare out my window right at this moment and see broken concrete from rpgs launched three decades ago. they called this a civil war but it was like world war three all in a tiny area. there’s a reason the US flag was the only one missing from the world cup displays.
the cold war never ended. it just changed passports.
by Daedalus on Feb 22, 2011 10:29 AM EST up reply actions 5 recs
Your last line
sounds like a tag line to a Nicholas Cage action movie.
(In a world)
/KAPWOOOOOOOOSSH!!!
“We gotta get outta here!!”
(where one man)
“You’ve been playing both sides the whole time!”
(stands between America)
“What the hell do you think you’re doing here?!?!”
“My job.”
(And oblivion)
“The Cold War never ended, Jack. It just changed passports.”
(The Amberlin Authority)
(Rated R)
Press spacebar to die!
by Charlie Scrabbles on Feb 22, 2011 10:47 AM EST up reply actions 6 recs
I ALWAYS rec Daedalus's political opinions, since she qualifies as well-traveled and well-read
good on you, Daed
that's a terrible decision
"Yahan Sentona's strikeouts are way down this year" Jake Liscow
by obc2 on Feb 22, 2011 10:41 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Good Grief. Reagan was not god, not even a great president...he did the best he could and was better than many. The poor and disenfranchised will always be with us, we who have education and money and are mobile and able to traverse the world - we talk a
Maybe you believe in chuck shultz too

Dr. Serizawa: "If my device can serve a good purpose, i would announce it to everyone in the world! But in its current form, it's just a weapon of horrible destruction. Please understand, Ogata!"
Hideto Ogata: "I understand. But if we don't use your device against Godzilla, what are we going to do?"
So, let me get this straight. You are condescending about people arguing good and evil
but you keep arguing the relative value of Reagan’s presidency?
Well, as long as your priorities are in order.
"Penus, stale beer, and day old hot dogs. Love it"--justin007000
You are missing the point!!!
Jimmy Carter had good policies but was terrible leader
Reagan had mediocre policies but knew how to lead
Presidents do their best at policies but congress is where policies are made
The primary function of the Pres is to lead the nation for all citizens
Good leader Prezs recently:
Kennedy
Clinton
Slyde
Reagan
Obama
Weak leader Prezs
Ford
Carter
Zimpher
Bush II
Dr. Serizawa: "If my device can serve a good purpose, i would announce it to everyone in the world! But in its current form, it's just a weapon of horrible destruction. Please understand, Ogata!"
Hideto Ogata: "I understand. But if we don't use your device against Godzilla, what are we going to do?"
Kennedy was awful
the only reason Kennedy is a “great leader” is because he died.
Civil Rights he only paid lip service to.
He had no interest in enacting serious legislation like the great society.
The Bay of Pigs was all Kennedy and a disaster.
It was his administration that pushed us deeper in the Vietnam, and he originally appointed McNamara, who sadly Johnson kept.
As a senator there were few people more supportive of HUAC than the Kennedy brothers.
But Civil Rights legislation probably would not have happened under JFK, he didn’t care. LBJ actually gave a shit about black people, and Civil Rights were very important to him.
Clinton was all around mediocre. His housing policies played an important role in the 2008 disaster.
A combination or Reagan, Bush, Clinton, and Bush did terrible things to student loans. By privatizing many student loans, students saw increases in interest rates on sky rocketing tuition. But hey that banks are making billions off of it, so good for the people who write their checks.
Where was Reagan’s leadership on AIDS? Oh right he didn’t do shit.
Where was Obama’s leadership on serious Wall Street reform, and prosecuting the people who did illegal things? We saw Enron on a massive scale, and yet only the man who scammed other rich people is in jail.
Why isn’t Obama actively supporting the public union employees who helped put him in the White House? Where is his leadership on that?
Yes a President isn’t a dictator, what he wants will often be watered down if not shot down by Congress. But he sets the tone, and the agenda. His “leadership” ends the day he leaves the White House. The policies enacted can last long after he is dead. Plus a good President can get shit done. LBJ knew congress well enough to get what he wanted through.
I have little need for pretty speeches and flowery rhetoric. At the end of the end of the day that is all bullshit, and it is bad for you.
Lets face it, Lincoln was probably the last okay president we had.
"If you have selfish ignorant citizens you're gonna get selfish ignorant leaders."-George Carlin
by justin007000 on Feb 22, 2011 4:07 AM EST up reply actions
I'd take Kennedy's plan for monetary reform
over any other modern president. Of course nobody could ever do what he wanted. Oh, and he actually was honest about middle east policy. Shocker, nobody can do that either.
Say it with my, Mads
almost every American President was shitty, and almost every American president to come will be shitty. They aren’t there to serve us, they are there to serve the people who put them in power.
Our good friend George says it best.
Really he is dead on balls accurate.
"If you have selfish ignorant citizens you're gonna get selfish ignorant leaders."-George Carlin
by justin007000 on Feb 22, 2011 4:33 AM EST up reply actions
Um Polk was pretty good - Washington led the Army against the disgruntled persons of Boston (that ought to qualify for something)
Oh well…never discuss politics…even though I was only talking about leadership skills it turned political…its all my fault.
Dr. Serizawa: "If my device can serve a good purpose, i would announce it to everyone in the world! But in its current form, it's just a weapon of horrible destruction. Please understand, Ogata!"
Hideto Ogata: "I understand. But if we don't use your device against Godzilla, what are we going to do?"
I think I'd support a Daedalus/Justin ticket in 2024
I’m seriously thinking that they’d be the greatest American administration of all time. Since the rest of the Presidents in history suck, of course.
I assume both are against the designated hitter and the unbalanced schedule in MLB.
Both consume alcohol (a must for me to vote for a candidate).
If they repeal the smoking ban at GABP im sure JCH and his Libertarian ass will support their campaign.
Just commit to a Jimmy Buffett tune as the post-election celebratory tune and tHan is in.
I texted sukr for his demands but he failed to respond. Failhorn.
If you commit to agreeing that men can determine the sex of their spawn by man’s sexual position choices then my main man snohio joins the fray.
Replace Monday Night Football with Monday Night Futbol in America and BK lends his support.
Mads just wants free turtle soup on Tuesdays.
"Yahan Sentona's strikeouts are way down this year" Jake Liscow
I like George Carlin...funny dude - PROFESSIONAL COMEDIAN...
(get it?)
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Hideto Ogata: "I understand. But if we don't use your device against Godzilla, what are we going to do?"

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