Fun with Internet: the Red Reporter Twitter
For those of you without a presence on Twitter, I'll spare you the evangelizing. I've gone from thinking the micro-blogging phenomenon was "dumb," to "a necessary evil," to "a form of informational methodone" all in the very recent past. Like any other social media device, Twitter has a dangerously low signal-to-noise ratio. I want to keep this site's contributions as relevant, thoughtful and entertaining as possible for a medium that traffics in weird abbreviations and quasi robot-speak. So if you want to find out if we're capable (and are not already) consider following: http://www.twitter.com/redreporter
Red Reporter Manager Emeritus Slyde handed the keys to the account to the current stable of contributors just recently. Since then, our followers have thrilled to such tweets as:
beavis once asserted that "fields suck." i have to respectfully disagree, http://bit.ly/eZQ7Kc
and:
"Ned Ryerson, I dated your sister Mary Pat a couple of times until you told me not to anymore? Well?"
As far as tweeting goes, I'm still in my Spring Training phase.
Of course, Twitter will be continue to be a way to find up-to-the-second site updates and new/newly-recycled content from Red Reporter. But I'd also like to make sure it remains something beyond just a status update for the site's front page. To that end, I have a few ideas for new kinds of content:
- Straw polls: SBNation has a great polling tool, but it's nice also to do more conversational opinion polling, where answers are not shunted into on a prescribed list, yet still forced to be concise (140 chars to be exact).
- Reds trivia: Hoping to get a good base of questions (and answers) and to encourage challenging the Red Reporter brass in turn. Certainly, trivia doesn't have the same prestige in the Google Era, but it's all in good fun and I wager there are plenty of questions that defy a simple search engine query.
- Red Reporter quotables: There are a lot of insight and witticisms that, while enjoyed by thread participants, are often buried here and lost to time. Twitter is potential forum for sharing those moments of clarity, with proper attribution and a link to the site.
- Red Reporter classics: A lot of what we do here is admittedly time-sensitive. But if SNL can air old episodes with Weekend Update intact, we can syndicate our archive. There's great, often still-relevant content from the backlogs that could find its way to Twitter.
I'd like to solicit your suggestions. Is there anything you'd like to have pop up in your feed that would make it even more worth the time to read that whole entire sentence? Any ideas on how to improve this pipeline or information and make it (ugh) a "value-added product" for you as a Red Reporter reader would be greatly appreciated.
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There's really one problem I have with Twitter.
It’s not the hashtags because I’m guilty of overusing those. It’s stuff like this that shows up every once in a while.
by FordhamRam on Feb 14, 2011 5:58 PM EST reply actions 3 recs
you, sir, are a jerk
see what I did there with uzr? it’s like a LOL cats saber-pun combo.--Verka Serduchka
the barkeep gets it on!
Map Quest really needs to start their directions on # 5. I'm pretty sure I know how to get out of my neighborhood.
I have a vote for no more links to other sites.
That’s what Reposters are for. Make them come to our site to click the links.
I think interesting trivia and commentary on current Reds happenings is the best use of the account. That account has an awful lot of followers who are going to be confused by obscure Groundhog Day references.
see what I did there with uzr? it’s like a LOL cats saber-pun combo.--Verka Serduchka
i think kissing up to mo egger is the best use of the account
"Yahan Sentona's strikeouts are way down this year" Jake Liscow
by obc2 on Feb 14, 2011 6:11 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Speaking of Mo Egger
I was flipping through the dials while stuck in traffic this morning and I found Andy Furman on. He was going ape shit on Mo Egger and Lance McAlister. Said Mo Egger called Yancy Gates a bum (no idea of this is true) and that if it was his kid, he’d want to fight Mo.
I didn’t even know Furman had a new radio gig, but it blows. Only redeeming quality is that at least it is morning sports talk….which makes it the only show in the market.
Then it comes to be that the soothing light at the end of your tunnel, is just a freight train coming your way...
@btcoop71
In all due respect.
Based on the way the guy quits on his teammates and disobeys his coach . . . Gates is kind of a bum.
I don't really follow UC, so I didn't have a problem with what Mo said
If someone quits on his teammates, I agree he’s a bum.
Then it comes to be that the soothing light at the end of your tunnel, is just a freight train coming your way...
@btcoop71
You know who else is a bum? Andy Furman.
see what I did there with uzr? it’s like a LOL cats saber-pun combo.--Verka Serduchka
andy's a nice guy in person
he’s just doing his radio schtick, a la bill cunningham, howard stern, etc, etc.
"Yahan Sentona's strikeouts are way down this year" Jake Liscow
That's probably true
But I have no respect for people who pretend to be something they aren’t just for attention….
see what I did there with uzr? it’s like a LOL cats saber-pun combo.--Verka Serduchka
by nycredsfan on Feb 15, 2011 9:23 PM EST up reply actions 2 recs
So you don't care for Lady Ga Ga ?

Dr. Serizawa: "If my device can serve a good purpose, i would announce it to everyone in the world! But in its current form, it's just a weapon of horrible destruction. Please understand, Ogata!"
Hideto Ogata: "I understand. But if we don't use your device against Godzilla, what are we going to do?"
Gates supposedly refused to re-enter the game against St. John's (haven't seen confirmation) and was arguing with a teammate on the bench
"He’s like if Ron Gant and Eric Davis had a white baby." -- GlennBraggsSwingAndMissBrokenBat on Drew Stubbs
Refused to re-enter a game?
Who does he think he is, Deandre Liggins?
Then it comes to be that the soothing light at the end of your tunnel, is just a freight train coming your way...
@btcoop71
He's no Scottie Pippen, that's for sure
"Those fellas make some good points," Baker said. "They're profane as hell, and they're probably gay, but they make some good points."
Dusty Baker on RR
gates has been turrrrrrible this season
suspended once and benched during a must win conference game in mid feb.
he’s basically pissing away a possible pro career and $$$.
"Yahan Sentona's strikeouts are way down this year" Jake Liscow
Yep. It seems that ever since the Shootout
XU has gone the way of the Reds while UC has gone the way of the Cards
I think that you are basically right about the link-dumping
And interesting is better than not interesting.
But what if they don’t know they want obscure Groundhog Day references?
I know there’s a way to improve the twitter, without stripping it of personality and making it all self-serious Reds policy debate and RR self-promotion. I know you’re not suggesting that; this is more me recognizing that tendency in myself.
Need the number of that store where they make ceramics in an oven made out of damaged circus supplies. It's called Rumpled Stilts Kiln. - Jon Wurster
by RijoSaboCaseyWKRP on Feb 14, 2011 6:46 PM EST up reply actions
Why does the twitter need improving?
Slyde did a perfect job with it. Just do what he did.
by 'tHan on Feb 14, 2011 6:48 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
I wouldn't say it's about improving
It’s about RijoSabes putting his own stamp on it.
I mean, we all love Slyde and he’s great and he’s an inspiration to us all and we wouldn’t be everything we are without him, but he’s gone now. Telling RijoSabes to do everything exactly like Slyde did it is, well, kind of insulting. I know you didn’t mean it that way and your sentiment is genuine, but he’s not going to do it like Slyde did it. He can’t do it like Slyde did it.
by Charlie Scrabbles on Feb 15, 2011 11:24 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Also, I've seen Groundhog Day about 25 times (get it?)
and it still took me a minute to figure out what it was and why you might be posting it. Honestly, my first thought was, “Uh oh, someone hacked the RR twitter account”.
see what I did there with uzr? it’s like a LOL cats saber-pun combo.--Verka Serduchka
More @jch24 plagiarism retweeted by Red Reporter!!!
"Yahan Sentona's strikeouts are way down this year" Jake Liscow
The unfollow button's right over there, sass mouth!
"He’s like if Ron Gant and Eric Davis had a white baby." -- GlennBraggsSwingAndMissBrokenBat on Drew Stubbs
More Kentucky baskeball tweets!
And more @untappd check-ins!
by Brian B on Feb 14, 2011 6:33 PM EST via mobile reply actions
More @NotJerryTipton!
Then it comes to be that the soothing light at the end of your tunnel, is just a freight train coming your way...
@btcoop71
Last yr, Cousins got into it w/ an opposing fan bc he’s a punk. Now, Sullinger gets into it w/ an opposing fan bc the opposing fan’s a punk.
That twitter feed is gold
Then it comes to be that the soothing light at the end of your tunnel, is just a freight train coming your way...
@btcoop71
Auburn beats South Carolina, showing how weak the SEC is. Syracuse loses 4th in a row, showing how balanced & competitive the Big East is.
Digger & Bilas (who were both coaches) supported Cal. Davis (never coached) didn’t. The lesson is obvious. The first 2 guys are just biased.
Roy Williams curses at fans, displaying his desire to win. Calipari curses at a player during a game, displaying his potty mouth.
Good suggestion.
"Aroldis Chapman is a seven course meal followed by four hours of sex on the table with a nymphomaniac model heiress who owns her own brewery." - jch24
by BK on Feb 14, 2011 7:31 PM EST up reply actions
What the hell is a Twitter? I prefer the good ole' telegram....

I hate to say this, but this place is getting to me. I think I'm getting the Fear.
had some family issues this weekend or else I'd have my iPhone right now
text me if you want a good story!
by Highlifeman21 on Feb 14, 2011 10:47 PM EST up reply actions
so let it be written, so let it be done
it’s fun to have famous in-laws!
by Highlifeman21 on Feb 14, 2011 11:34 PM EST up reply actions
I am a twit now.
Dr. Serizawa: "If my device can serve a good purpose, i would announce it to everyone in the world! But in its current form, it's just a weapon of horrible destruction. Please understand, Ogata!"
Hideto Ogata: "I understand. But if we don't use your device against Godzilla, what are we going to do?"
Twitter's character limit is 140, not 144.....n00b
"He’s like if Ron Gant and Eric Davis had a white baby." -- GlennBraggsSwingAndMissBrokenBat on Drew Stubbs
It's not so gross after all.
Let me write out a formal proof for you.
by Gray on Feb 15, 2011 3:02 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
yay for economist jokes!
see what I did there with uzr? it’s like a LOL cats saber-pun combo.--Verka Serduchka
Here's a trivia question for ya
What jersey number was worn by the Reds player with the most vowels in his first and last names combined?
"He’s like if Ron Gant and Eric Davis had a white baby." -- GlennBraggsSwingAndMissBrokenBat on Drew Stubbs
Bo Diaz was NOT number 58, mister.
Set the gearshift to the high gear of your soul.
by Kevin Mitchell is Batman on Feb 15, 2011 10:45 AM EST via mobile up reply actions
Trick question.
There were no uniform numbers when he played.
by the finest muffins on Feb 15, 2011 10:55 AM EST up reply actions
Made up question is more like it
"He’s like if Ron Gant and Eric Davis had a white baby." -- GlennBraggsSwingAndMissBrokenBat on Drew Stubbs
Well, it is 58
The question is, who was the player?
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What is it with me, igorance or apathy?
Don’t know, don’t care.
"He’s like if Ron Gant and Eric Davis had a white baby." -- GlennBraggsSwingAndMissBrokenBat on Drew Stubbs
It was either
Jeffeee Bransooooon or Arturo DeFrietes.
Map Quest really needs to start their directions on # 5. I'm pretty sure I know how to get out of my neighborhood.
by johnu1 on Feb 15, 2011 12:38 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Duh
It was Enerio Del Rosario, dummy.
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We never had anybody by that name
DeGenerio Rosales, maybe.
Map Quest really needs to start their directions on # 5. I'm pretty sure I know how to get out of my neighborhood.
I was thinking of Theodore Breitenstein
He went by Ted, but I’m sticking with Theodore, because it gives me 9 vowels and ties him with EDR. And he played in the pre-uniform number era.
Looks like 9’s the number to beat.
by the finest muffins on Feb 15, 2011 2:59 PM EST up reply actions
Using the name listed in baseball reference
Enerio Del Rosario is the only person with 9 vowels in his name who has played for the Reds.
Two had 8 vowels: Rafael Santo Domingo and Rosario Rodriguez.
Let me write out a formal proof for you.
Not sure how BBRef missed on Eddie Taubensee
I don’t recall him ever being called simply “Ed”
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Oh, and players with the fewest vowels in their names
excluding Y: Jerry Lynch, B.J. Ryan, and Jim Dyck.
If I include Y, there are, unsurprisingly, 85 guys with two vowels in their names.
Let me write out a formal proof for you.
WTH
I thought part of the riddle was the guy wore No. 58.
I still think Defrietes is second on the list of guys who wore No. 58 with more than several vowels in their names.
Vowels.
Map Quest really needs to start their directions on # 5. I'm pretty sure I know how to get out of my neighborhood.




























