I bought my son his first pack of 2011 baseball cards yesterday. The next to last card in the pack was this card of Jay Bruce. It immediately became my favorite baseball card of all time (and I quickly stole/bargained it away from my son - six year old and baseball cards don't mix well).
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This sweet Valentine should be frontpaged!
All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?
You got your Valentine's wish.
see what I did there with uzr? it’s like a LOL cats saber-pun combo.--Verka Serduchka
Thank you!
You’re okay, ‘creds, I don’t care what everyone else says.

Happy VD!
All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?
Venereal Disease?
That seems a bit bitter…
"If you have selfish ignorant citizens you're gonna get selfish ignorant leaders."-George Carlin
by justin007000 on Feb 14, 2011 2:48 PM EST up reply actions
nah, just juvenile
Telling people “Happy VD” was the height of hilarity…in the 7th grade.
All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?
Don't say I never did anything for you.
Also, I used that exact “I don’t care what everyone says” joke on Slyde this morning. It was even less funny then! :-)
see what I did there with uzr? it’s like a LOL cats saber-pun combo.--Verka Serduchka
I can't believe you stole that card from your kid
Probably will turn out to be a WLB fan now.
It’s all your fault.
Give it back!
Map Quest really needs to start their directions on # 5. I'm pretty sure I know how to get out of my neighborhood.
No, we're good...
His favorite player is Votto, and my favorite current player is Bruce. He knows this and is a very shrewd negotiator. One new Batman toy later, all is well.
Distantly related… I’m going to coach his tee ball team this year. When last season ended, we determined we’d be called the Bats this year. Now I need to see if I can get the league to get some knockoff Louisville t-shirts as uniforms. If that doesn’t work, we’re wearing the Batman logo.
I highly recommend the Batman logo.
If not, Reds jerseys circa 1994.
Set the gearshift to the high gear of your soul.
by Kevin Mitchell is Batman on Feb 14, 2011 1:39 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
whew, had me worried.
Anyhow, if the Bats thing doesn’t pan out, these guys are not playing anymore.

Map Quest really needs to start their directions on # 5. I'm pretty sure I know how to get out of my neighborhood.
Montgomery biscuits is also an option

"College actually kind of beat that out of me, making me more, well, of an asshole."
Also available...
"Don't turn off the TV if we've still got bats in our hands." - Dusty Baker
by PeteyHendrix on Feb 14, 2011 5:09 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
how did you steal/bargain it away from him?
by Highlifeman21 on Feb 14, 2011 9:34 PM EST up reply actions
I just explained...
that I needed to take it and put it somewhere special so that it doesn’t get messed up. Then I gave him a new Batman toy and he stopped asking about it. :-)
Oh, and he hates the Cardinals...
I took to calling him a Cardinal last year whenever he started whining about something. He got the message.
by badenjr on Feb 14, 2011 1:09 PM EST up reply actions 10 recs
Okay, that's pretty funny.
Well played.
by the finest muffins on Feb 14, 2011 1:27 PM EST up reply actions
oh, you have so much to learn!
see what I did there with uzr? it’s like a LOL cats saber-pun combo.--Verka Serduchka
omg god
that is freaking beautiful. yes, yes, yes, that has instantly become my favorite card of all time. i want a poster of that.
/3 AM in the morning'd
When you come to the fork in the road, take it.
by poojols on Feb 14, 2011 3:26 PM EST via mobile up reply actions
/tin-cupped on the street corner
Map Quest really needs to start their directions on # 5. I'm pretty sure I know how to get out of my neighborhood.
Say, here's the video clip
Map Quest really needs to start their directions on # 5. I'm pretty sure I know how to get out of my neighborhood.
by johnu1 on Feb 14, 2011 10:01 PM EST reply actions 1 recs
I got the same card in a pack last week!
I was, like, I think that ‘the’ home run. I’ve already got it in one of those thick plastic snap cases.
I be so turned up, I be swaggin to da max
by coocooforcocoapuffs on Feb 15, 2011 1:17 PM EST reply actions
I might have to start buying baseball cards again.
"People don't kill people. Burning oreo packages kill people."
it's Topps or nothing these days
but yeah, seeing a nice shiny Bruce card makes me wanna get back in it too!
Oh, absolutely.
Topps is the only way to go.
"People don't kill people. Burning oreo packages kill people."
it is the tops
"If you have selfish ignorant citizens you're gonna get selfish ignorant leaders."-George Carlin
by justin007000 on Feb 15, 2011 6:03 PM EST up reply actions
































