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SIS --- 2011 Mod of the Year, and Other Topics



A while back I promised a few of the local RR contigency that I would find time to throw together a Serious Issue, Seriously that focused on awarding "The JD", for Red Reporter Moderator of the Year (2011). I refuse to stump for any candidates this is definitely an above the table contest. I have full confidence that "boobs" would win, if included on the ballot, so that choice (for this one poll only) has been discarded. Who's your favorite Mod, and why?

Thread hijack topic: Within moderation, if you could retire to one US city/rural area where would you select? Why?

Also, can we get a popular vote on the +1 and THIS usage? I feel both suck and are lazy, awful ways to state a thought or opinion.

And, obc's top 5 list of Reds prospects, after the Marshall and Latos trade. (I would have had Grandal 3rd, Alonso 4th and Torreyes 9th.

1. Devin Mesoraco

2. Billy Hamilton

3. Daniel Corcino

4. Robeert Stephenson

5. Neftali Soto




Poll
Who, in your opinion, was the 2011 RR Mod of the Year?
Ken
8 votes
BK
7 votes
jch24
7 votes
nycredsfan
4 votes
RijoSaboCaseyWKRP
13 votes
JinAZ
3 votes
Charlie Scrabbles
9 votes
KevinMitchellisBatman
1 votes
FordhamRam
3 votes

55 votes | Poll has closed

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your choice is probably just a Xerox copy of mine

I vote Zac Brown Band for album of the year.

And, after seeing Rise of the Planet of the Apes last evening, RofPofA gets my vote for most enjoyable movie of 2011.

I think Curb Your Enthusiasm is the best show on television. Psych gets the vote for best show on TV that comes with basic cable, just over The League. Best show on network television is too close to call, none really stand ahead of the pack for me.

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by obc2 on Dec 29, 2011 2:50 PM EST up reply actions  

zac brown band was the best album

curb has been the best show on tv for pretty much it’s entire run.

psych and the league are awesome. i give the nod to psych for being around so long & never dropping in quality.

i haven’t seen the apes movie, but everyone says it’s great.

best show on network television is Community.

by 'tHan on Dec 29, 2011 2:56 PM EST up reply actions  

Fistbump on Psych!

I don't know why my kids call me that. I think I'm a pretty nice mom.

by darthmom on Dec 29, 2011 3:46 PM EST up reply actions  

the contest has been tainted by those who check profiles for voting history!

Ken was high on my list also, but i feared he would “open the presents before christmas”. HA!

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by obc2 on Dec 29, 2011 3:06 PM EST up reply actions  

we agreed on something!

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by Yossarian22 on Dec 29, 2011 4:51 PM EST up reply actions  

I thought it was settled that both THIS and +1 are improper

Northern California (say, Sonoma) for retirement, for the great outdoors and proximity to a pretty awesome city. Two big league teams to boot.

by ken on Dec 29, 2011 2:50 PM EST reply actions  

Werk.

Hey, guys, howabout “werk”?

How about you agree to waive the fine and I promise not to email you the remaining eighty six photos of my dog dressed as a bear.

by Fat Vegas Alan on Dec 29, 2011 3:29 PM EST up reply actions  

Retirement Requirements

1. Must be near, or on, a beach
2. Must have at least minor league baseball nearby
3. No snow, dammit
4. A good local culinary scene is a major plus
5. I prefer a minor/major metro area, no boonies for me

At this point in time i’m leaning towards Charleston, SC. I suppose an argument can be made for SW Florida also, i much prefer the Gulf to the Atlantic. I have an odd gut feeling on Gulfport, MS…for no other reason that we flew directly over it on the way to our wedding locale. It looked kinda cool from 30000 feet.

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by obc2 on Dec 29, 2011 3:10 PM EST reply actions  

Gulfport is cool

It’s a bitch to drive anywhere, but other than that, it’s a cool city

by DerekH91 on Dec 29, 2011 3:14 PM EST up reply actions  

I got ya, FVA

"Wait, you think I'm being mean to the pretend orangutan?" -- battlekow

by jch24 on Dec 29, 2011 3:47 PM EST up reply actions  

Merci.

How about you agree to waive the fine and I promise not to email you the remaining eighty six photos of my dog dressed as a bear.

by Fat Vegas Alan on Dec 29, 2011 3:47 PM EST up reply actions  

My parents have retired to Dauphin Island, Alabama, which is like Gulfport's laid-back neighbor down the shore.

If you like fresh seafood it has all five of your requirements. It’s a great place aside form the hurricanes and well, aside from the fact that it’s Alabama. But you’re interested in Mississippi which is a poor man’s Alabama so maybe it’d work for you.

How about you agree to waive the fine and I promise not to email you the remaining eighty six photos of my dog dressed as a bear.

by Fat Vegas Alan on Dec 29, 2011 3:54 PM EST up reply actions  

Charleston, SC, is my pick, too.

Folly Beach. Great food. Weather. Minor league baseball. College baseball (C of C and The Citadel).

The Yellowstone/Grand Titans areas of Wyoming are appealing, too.

We Are ... Marshall!

by Thundering Turtle on Dec 31, 2011 11:42 PM EST up reply actions  

A lively soccer town, too!

Watching the Charleston Battery from the Three Lions Pub is something I want to do in this new year.

by Brendanukkah on Jan 1, 2012 10:17 AM EST up reply actions  

I don't think I need to waste the time answering the question of where I'll be going once the kids are grown

I won’t tell you who I voted for, but I will say that I didn’t vote for myself. I’m dumb, but not that dumb.

Oh and anyone can see who anyone else voted for, it’s not a mod thing.

"Wait, you think I'm being mean to the pretend orangutan?" -- battlekow

by jch24 on Dec 29, 2011 3:15 PM EST reply actions  

Shoot. Now everyone can see my sucking up!

Not that the boss doesn’t deserve this important award and wouldn’t have had my vote regardless of anonymity. Eat ’em up, TL;DR!

by FordhamRam on Dec 29, 2011 3:22 PM EST up reply actions  

x

"Wait, you think I'm being mean to the pretend orangutan?" -- battlekow

by jch24 on Dec 29, 2011 3:24 PM EST up reply actions  

Oh, you asshole

That is some nightmare fuel

by DerekH91 on Dec 29, 2011 3:27 PM EST up reply actions  

Bad memories?

BTW, THIS is nightmare fuel:

"Wait, you think I'm being mean to the pretend orangutan?" -- battlekow

by jch24 on Dec 29, 2011 3:28 PM EST up reply actions  

The nose hooks really set this apart for me

"Wait, you think I'm being mean to the pretend orangutan?" -- battlekow

by jch24 on Dec 29, 2011 3:31 PM EST up reply actions  

Rec'd.

Cumb’d.

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by Fat Vegas Alan on Dec 29, 2011 3:35 PM EST up reply actions  

Do people still understand "cumb'd" in these threads?

I feel like the answer to that will disappoint me

"Aroldis Chapman is a seven course meal followed by four hours of sex on the table with a nymphomaniac model heiress who owns her own brewery." - jch24

by BK on Dec 30, 2011 1:01 AM EST up reply actions  

Yep

"Aroldis Chapman is a seven course meal followed by four hours of sex on the table with a nymphomaniac model heiress who owns her own brewery." - jch24

by BK on Dec 30, 2011 8:40 AM EST up reply actions  

Somebody voted for that dick?

"Wait, you think I'm being mean to the pretend orangutan?" -- battlekow

by jch24 on Dec 29, 2011 3:22 PM EST up reply actions  

i agree

i think he will garner much more votes this year than he would have last year.

he’s easily the Most Improved Mod. He can win this award next year if he admits being wrong, even once, in 2012! ha!

Buy RED: My Uncensored Life in Rock by Sammy Hagar, today

by obc2 on Dec 29, 2011 4:05 PM EST up reply actions  

You have no idea how much your opinion of me matters to me.

Also, MANY more votes.
:-)

It feels so nice to be back to normal

by nycredsfan on Dec 29, 2011 4:53 PM EST up reply actions  

Gray says he is still a mod

he just lost his place because on the bottom of the screen because there are too many fuckin mods.

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by Yossarian22 on Dec 29, 2011 4:54 PM EST up reply actions  

modified?

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by obc2 on Dec 29, 2011 6:27 PM EST up reply actions  

Scrabbles.

Because aside from yeomanly fulfilling all of the usual blog-moderating requirements and expectations, I need a mod who can occasionally play video games with my kids without, you know, actually coming in my house.

But come to think of it, Chuck hasn’t done that since 2010 so if any of you other schlubs can figure a way to work that kind of magic in the next three days.. I’ll totally change my vote.

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by Fat Vegas Alan on Dec 29, 2011 3:26 PM EST reply actions  

I'm on PSN, bitches!

"Wait, you think I'm being mean to the pretend orangutan?" -- battlekow

by jch24 on Dec 29, 2011 3:27 PM EST up reply actions  

how many males under 40 do NOT play video games?

serious question. anyone?

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by obc2 on Dec 29, 2011 4:06 PM EST up reply actions  

I'm 40 and I doubt I'd play even the little bit that I do if it weren't for my kids.

So there’s that.

Oh, wait. I’m 41.

(I’ll be over here paying some more Tetris on my phone.)

How about you agree to waive the fine and I promise not to email you the remaining eighty six photos of my dog dressed as a bear.

by Fat Vegas Alan on Dec 29, 2011 4:09 PM EST up reply actions  

the last game i played even semi regularly was Tecmo Bowl in college

a few dormmates would drink beers and wager crappy cds(courtesy of BMG music club, of course)

. it was Big Fun when someone went on a losing streak and had to actually put up something decent.

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by obc2 on Dec 29, 2011 4:13 PM EST up reply actions  

I will smoke fools in Tecmo Super Bowl

Dayman, Fighter of the Nightman, Champion of the Sun

@btcoop71

by btcoop71 on Dec 29, 2011 7:51 PM EST up reply actions  

Best football game ever

Dayman, Fighter of the Nightman, Champion of the Sun

@btcoop71

by btcoop71 on Dec 29, 2011 7:56 PM EST up reply actions  

Without a doubt

We played in college on our NES emulators. I bought a $30 PC controller (which was like a month’s beer allowance) specifically to gain a competitive advantage in Tecmo.

by Charlie Scrabbles on Dec 29, 2011 8:00 PM EST up reply actions  

I get Bo

"Wait, you think I'm being mean to the pretend orangutan?" -- battlekow

by jch24 on Dec 29, 2011 8:07 PM EST up reply actions  

I don't.

I dick around with OOTP for about one month each offseason, but that’s it.

"You said 'walks' twice."
"I like walks."

by Cy Schourek on Dec 29, 2011 5:22 PM EST up reply actions  

Same

Except for me it is about 2 months a year, one month in the off season, and usually one month in spring training or opening day. play a little Microsoft Flight Simulator.

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by Yossarian22 on Dec 29, 2011 5:33 PM EST up reply actions  

Also my Sega Gamegear, I had as a kid, was the only gaming system i ever had.

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by Yossarian22 on Dec 29, 2011 5:38 PM EST up reply actions  

Ahh me too! We are long lost brothers!

expectations are premeditated resentments - cheshirecat

by kcgard2 on Dec 29, 2011 8:19 PM EST up reply actions  

did you have World Series 95?

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by Yossarian22 on Dec 29, 2011 8:28 PM EST up reply actions  

no :(

I had some sort of Pacman/Tetris hybrid game, and Sonic, and like two other games.

expectations are premeditated resentments - cheshirecat

by kcgard2 on Dec 29, 2011 9:48 PM EST up reply actions  

Oh I dominated World Series 95

Jose Rijo, John Smiley, Erik Hanson, Tom Browning, Tim Pugh, and Pete Schoureck are the Reds starting pitchers.

If you wanted to dominate just start John Smiley and throw hard curveballs.

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by Yossarian22 on Dec 30, 2011 12:02 AM EST up reply actions  

Awww gosh, Al

I’m glad to have your support, no matter how fickle.

by Charlie Scrabbles on Dec 29, 2011 3:32 PM EST up reply actions  

Oh, and I'd gladly play MarioKart with the tiny Vegases again

but I had to give the game back to my buddy. If they wanna play Carcassonne on the iPad, I’m all over that.

by Charlie Scrabbles on Dec 29, 2011 3:55 PM EST up reply actions  

Excellent.

I’m getting my oldest an Angry Birds Edition Roku for his birthday next week (and we’re cutting not to much later.. ya see what I did there?) so with that and the Wii Lego Star Wars: Complete Saga* he got for Christmas, the iPad might start gathering some dust for a few weeks but we’ll hook up sometime soon.

] Yeah, ask me who discovered how to ‘double-A’ Han Solo off the swinging cable and over the guardrail and onto that balcony, bitch.*

] Pretty much the first time they’ve ever needed my help with a video game.*

* If anybody needs be I’ll be over here playing some more Tetris on my phone.

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by Fat Vegas Alan on Dec 29, 2011 4:06 PM EST up reply actions  

..we're cutting cable...

Well, this post is just a hot boldtyped footnoted mess.

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by Fat Vegas Alan on Dec 29, 2011 4:15 PM EST up reply actions  

I wrote some in 2011 too!

/wouldn’t have won poll anyway

by Brendanukkah on Dec 29, 2011 6:57 PM EST up reply actions   2 recs

/nukkahautorec'd

/bodyofwork’d

Tequila and pancakes, anyone?

by Kevin Mitchell is Batman on Dec 29, 2011 7:52 PM EST up reply actions  

/wolfwhistles

/draws an hourglass figure with two index fingers.

"You said 'walks' twice."
"I like walks."

by Cy Schourek on Dec 29, 2011 10:50 PM EST up reply actions  

I liked this poll because it reminded me that JinAZ is a mod

so many mods to choose from!

expectations are premeditated resentments - cheshirecat

by kcgard2 on Dec 29, 2011 4:47 PM EST reply actions  

Is anyone else seeing the Edit/Delete buttons on the top of the fanpost?

I got really excited for a second and thought someone had made me a mod, but alas.

by DerekH91 on Dec 29, 2011 4:48 PM EST reply actions  

Yep, not sure how he pulled that one off

"Wait, you think I'm being mean to the pretend orangutan?" -- battlekow

by jch24 on Dec 29, 2011 4:54 PM EST up reply actions  

survey says...

purely by accident!

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by obc2 on Dec 29, 2011 6:27 PM EST up reply actions  

heh, me too.

For a few moments, I thought I was a god.

"You said 'walks' twice."
"I like walks."

by Cy Schourek on Dec 29, 2011 5:23 PM EST up reply actions  

the weird thing is, those buttons are part of the submenu under "admin", which obc wouldn't have

So it makes even less sense.

"Wait, you think I'm being mean to the pretend orangutan?" -- battlekow

by jch24 on Dec 29, 2011 7:08 PM EST up reply actions  

doesn't it?

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by obc2 on Dec 29, 2011 7:18 PM EST up reply actions  

I would probably want to retire to Asheville, North Carolina.

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by Yossarian22 on Dec 29, 2011 4:53 PM EST reply actions  

Fuck. That. Shit.

I am so done with this pretentious bastion of self-importance and pseudo-progressivism. There’s a gay rights rally every other week while homelessness and unemployment spiral out of control for the people that have actually try to make a living here. It’s a paradise for affluent twenty-somethings who don’t draw a paycheck but love weak as shit Americana folk music and 6.75 a pint microbrews.

We're all mad. I'm mad. You're mad. Otherwise, you wouldn't have come here.

by chesirecat on Dec 30, 2011 12:43 PM EST up reply actions  

Please...don't hold back...

TWSS

Scott Roland should retire tomorrow.

by Madville on Dec 30, 2011 1:12 PM EST up reply actions  

Is Boone where Appy State is?

I’ve heard some interesting tales.

Is there a mod so powerful he can ban himself?

by andromache on Jan 1, 2012 12:58 AM EST up reply actions  

JinAZ does great work

but he is more of a “beat reporter” than a mod. But I always enjoy his articles and he is one of RR’s biggest assets, especially since Slyde got bumped up to the broadcast booth.

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by Yossarian22 on Dec 29, 2011 4:59 PM EST reply actions  

Scrabs because everyone else is a poopdick.

Retirement…

Out west I’d go for Sonoma County, California. Sister to Napa Valley, not far from great beaches, great skiing and great pot.

East…maybe Charleston or Asheville. Probably Charleston if Yossi is going to Asheville.

by GrooveLeg on Dec 29, 2011 5:10 PM EST reply actions  

I honestly wish I could vote for them all.

But since I can’t, tl;dr is the straw that stirs the drink.

I’m not sure what “within moderation” means? Does that mean that Provincetown is out for being too fabulous?
My heart is currently in Seattle.

I have a gut feeling LaMarre is going to make the Chris Heisey Memorial Leap this next season.

"You said 'walks' twice."
"I like walks."

by Cy Schourek on Dec 29, 2011 5:26 PM EST reply actions  

Tough retirement call.

It’s a tight race between Jackson, WY and Lahaina, Maui.

Top 5:

1. Mesoraco
2. Hamilton
3. Corcino
4. Vidal
5. Yorman (I still believe!)

I like Stephenson, but I want to see him pitch in te minors before I give him a rank.

Tequila and pancakes, anyone?

by Kevin Mitchell is Batman on Dec 29, 2011 5:50 PM EST reply actions  

Oooh, I forgot Missoula/Bozeman.

They’re in the running.

"You said 'walks' twice."
"I like walks."

by Cy Schourek on Dec 29, 2011 5:52 PM EST up reply actions  

Had my first beer outside of Bozeman

I’ve wanted to get back for a while. My firm had a trial out there last year and I was sore I didn’t get staffed on it.

by ken on Dec 29, 2011 11:16 PM EST via mobile up reply actions  

Moose Drool!

one of my first beers too, still one of my preferred.

expectations are premeditated resentments - cheshirecat

by kcgard2 on Dec 30, 2011 9:46 AM EST up reply actions  

Retirement? NYC.

I would hate to have to try to make a living there, but if I’m already made, I’d love it.

Mod o’ the Year vote goes to FordhamRam. RIWIAW is some dope ass shit.

I’m still pretty happy with our farm system. All the prospects that were traded were redundant to some degree. Hell, if we really want Jurrjens, I think we could do it.

by Charlie Scrabbles on Dec 29, 2011 6:08 PM EST reply actions  

well if money really isn't an issue

Warm weather months in Chicago cold weather month’s in Asheville.

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by Yossarian22 on Dec 29, 2011 6:13 PM EST up reply actions  

i agree with the first half of your comment

Paul Daugherty agrees with the second half of your comment!

Buy RED: My Uncensored Life in Rock by Sammy Hagar, today

by obc2 on Dec 29, 2011 6:29 PM EST up reply actions  

In lieu of voting...

I’m just going to rec this as a write-in for Mads.

by DocRam on Dec 29, 2011 6:44 PM EST up reply actions  

I've been beating that drum for 3 years, brother

"Aroldis Chapman is a seven course meal followed by four hours of sex on the table with a nymphomaniac model heiress who owns her own brewery." - jch24

by BK on Dec 30, 2011 1:03 AM EST up reply actions  

Also +1 and this

are quick and efficent ways to say you agree with what somebody else said, and could either take the time to write the same thing they wrote but in different words, or just write “this, +1, agree’d, etc”. They are all different viriants of the samething.

Also +1 or this etc isn’t a rec, which is for a different type of comment.

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by Yossarian22 on Dec 29, 2011 6:26 PM EST reply actions  

blabbity

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by obc2 on Dec 29, 2011 6:39 PM EST up reply actions  

rabbity?

"Wait, you think I'm being mean to the pretend orangutan?" -- battlekow

by jch24 on Dec 29, 2011 7:11 PM EST up reply actions  

+1

(Sorry, couldn’t resist. :-)

All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?

by BubbaFan on Dec 30, 2011 10:11 AM EST up reply actions  

+1

the lazy man’s rec..

The ends justify the means

by Highlifeman21 on Jan 1, 2012 2:10 PM EST up reply actions  

there's a difference, though

To get a rec, you gotta make me laugh. Or really really say something well.

Agreement just makes it clear that the poor poster isn’t alone in his argument.

"The USA despite its flaws and corruption and overall messiness is still a great and powerful instrument of freedom and hope for the entire world." - Madville

by bbjones on Jan 2, 2012 11:40 AM EST up reply actions  

I'm not saying "+1", or various forms of "this" is a lazy rec

when you agree you can offer more to the position than just a couple keystrokes on the keyboard

The ends justify the means

by Highlifeman21 on Jan 2, 2012 12:18 PM EST up reply actions  

I don't disagree, but I don't agree.

"Red Reporter - An elitist clique full of like-minded douchebags." - BK

by ZJiff30 on Jan 2, 2012 10:48 PM EST up reply actions  

tl;dr

"You know when I'm done ranting about elite power that rules the planet under a totalitarian government that uses the media in order to keep people stupid, my throat gets parched. That's why I drink Orange Drink".-Bill Hicks

by Yossarian22 on Jan 3, 2012 9:02 PM EST up reply actions  

There's no way I could pick just one place in the US

My dream is live in an RV in retirement, so I can travel all over. I would definitely spend March in either Arizona or Florida, but I wouldn’t want to live either place year-round.

Expanding a little beyond the US…I really love Nova Scotia. It’s like Maine, before it got all commercial. But I’m not sure I’d want to be there in the winter time when I’m old and gray.

All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?

by BubbaFan on Dec 29, 2011 8:07 PM EST reply actions  

In 2010 I went to a Reds game in Cleveland

I sat next to this retired baseball loving British guy. He flew out West to San Francisco or L.A. I can’t remember which, got an R.V. and started driving it across America. He said that eventually his trip will end in New York City and he will sell the R.V. and fly back to England.

PS if that is your dream you should checkout William Least Heat Moon’s book Blue Highways. In a short period of time he found out he wasn’t getting tenure and his wife was divorcing him, so without a job or a wife, he just got into his van and started driving all over the back roads or “blue highways” on his map, and wrote about his experience. It is a great book that I now would like to reread.

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by Yossarian22 on Dec 29, 2011 8:15 PM EST up reply actions   2 recs

you don't say..

really? tell me more about this..

The ends justify the means

by Highlifeman21 on Jan 1, 2012 2:11 PM EST up reply actions  

no thanks, those stories are best left buried in the coldest trenches of my brain

"Wait, you think I'm being mean to the pretend orangutan?" -- battlekow

by jch24 on Jan 2, 2012 1:11 PM EST up reply actions  

you'll realize how not bad you have it

"Wait, you think I'm being mean to the pretend orangutan?" -- battlekow

by jch24 on Jan 2, 2012 8:09 PM EST up reply actions  

maybe I need that perspective my man?

appreciate Rock Band the other night, and rapid fire trivia-ing your boy

The ends justify the means

by Highlifeman21 on Jan 3, 2012 10:35 PM EST up reply actions  

thanks

I’ve added it to my Amazon wish list.

Reminds me of this guy. After decades in the bioengineering field, he found himself out of work and suddenly “overqualified” for what few jobs there were. After raiding his IRA to pay the mortgage, he realized he couldn’t keep his house, no matter how sentimentally attached to it he was. He sold it, and all his belongings, and bought a used RV. He’s driving across the country in it, looking for work along the way.

All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?

by BubbaFan on Dec 29, 2011 9:15 PM EST up reply actions  

Least Heat Moon!

I read Roads to Quoz when I was living abroad, and it made me homesick so so so bad. Blue Highways is supposed to be even better. He’s a goddam artist, that man.

"You said 'walks' twice."
"I like walks."

by Cy Schourek on Dec 29, 2011 10:54 PM EST up reply actions  

I was just in Maine last week, but that was in the mountains.

It was great, staying with my friend and his grandpa in a one-room cabin in the middle of nowhere. But for the coast? Yeah, Nova Scotia. I’ve mentioned it before, but the Lighthouse at Cape D’Or was the best vacation place I’ve ever been to. I’d love to open up my own at some small section of coast somewhere one day.

"You said 'walks' twice."
"I like walks."

by Cy Schourek on Dec 29, 2011 10:53 PM EST up reply actions  

I voted WKRP for keeping this wankfest afloat after slyde ditched us

Individuality: Always remember that you are unique. Just like everybody else.

by joshuar9476 on Dec 29, 2011 9:21 PM EST reply actions  

as for retirement, i wanted to say somewhere in Bavaria

i do use +1 when i’m too lazy to seriously respond

Individuality: Always remember that you are unique. Just like everybody else.

by joshuar9476 on Dec 29, 2011 9:23 PM EST up reply actions  

Retirement?

Don’t I have to get into the workforce before I think about that?

by crolfer on Dec 29, 2011 10:13 PM EST reply actions  

In this market?

Start a-thinkin’ boy.

Wear something sexy to my funeral.

by Pops Daniels on Dec 29, 2011 11:06 PM EST up reply actions  

Whatever, boners

I plan on judging every single one of you based solely on who you voted for in this poll and no other reason.

Oh yeah, is it ironic that this is the only poll without ‘boobs’ as a choice, even when it can be argued that he should actually be included? #secretpowers

"Aroldis Chapman is a seven course meal followed by four hours of sex on the table with a nymphomaniac model heiress who owns her own brewery." - jch24

by BK on Dec 30, 2011 1:18 AM EST reply actions  

I thought long and hard about my vote...

And I could not believe it was JinAZ’s first vote!! You would crumble without him RR. But Ford is a very good writer. Good pick up there. jch give the personality to the site… and we need that sometimes with all the numbers and bickering.

crashtestnipplechip citymoron

by Excalib8 on Dec 30, 2011 4:09 AM EST reply actions  

In my short time here, jch seems like the kid that when mom and dad are arguing, starts

jumping around saying, “Look at me! Look at me!” and then mom and dad stop, look at him, laugh, and forget why they were arguing.

That being said, I enjoy reading all the mods stuff and everyone’s comments. It’s nice to read intelligent, thoughtful, clever, funny posts and comments on a variety of subjects. Plus I’ve learned more about baseball in the last four months than ever before, even though I can’t remember what all the sabermetric terms mean and I have to keep looking them up.

I don't know why my kids call me that. I think I'm a pretty nice mom.

by darthmom on Dec 30, 2011 9:54 AM EST up reply actions  

Wait. I didn't know we were 'members.'

How about you agree to waive the fine and I promise not to email you the remaining eighty six photos of my dog dressed as a bear.

by Fat Vegas Alan on Dec 30, 2011 10:32 AM EST up reply actions  

.

How about you agree to waive the fine and I promise not to email you the remaining eighty six photos of my dog dressed as a bear.

by Fat Vegas Alan on Dec 30, 2011 10:32 AM EST up reply actions  

heeeeeeeeeeeeeey

Oh, right. You kind of nailed it re: me. People here get way too fired up about stuff. At the end of the day we’re all just pissing in the wind.

"Wait, you think I'm being mean to the pretend orangutan?" -- battlekow

by jch24 on Dec 30, 2011 10:58 AM EST up reply actions  

That's not true jch

E.G. my own benign commentary:

Scott Roland should retire tomorrow.

by Madville on Dec 30, 2011 1:21 PM EST up reply actions  

Scott Roland should retire tomorrow.

by Madville on Dec 30, 2011 1:22 PM EST up reply actions  

It's like Sophie's Choice. Can't do it. I love you all equally.

As for retirement, I’ll be dying in the house in which I currently live. Why wait till you’re old to live where you want to live?

by poojols on Dec 30, 2011 4:26 AM EST reply actions  

Yeah, so many mods!

They’re all good though, it’s pretty amazing.

I was unaware from Fordhamram was a mod. So, I learned something today.

expectations are premeditated resentments - cheshirecat

by kcgard2 on Dec 30, 2011 9:51 AM EST up reply actions  

Yeah. It's nice.

I can be in Baltimore, DC, Philly, or on the beach in about an hour. And my house has a river on one side and farms on the other three.

by poojols on Dec 30, 2011 11:34 PM EST up reply actions  

rig is back!

Contributing little more than than snark and wittiness to SBN since 2007.

by Yossarian22 on Dec 30, 2011 9:28 AM EST up reply actions  

I wasn't aware that rig left but

good for rig.

Wear something sexy to my funeral.

by Pops Daniels on Dec 30, 2011 10:44 AM EST up reply actions  

My choice is losing, but it's still beating me!

Frankly I’m just flattered to even be considered with this fine group of chums.

And where’s ’mache? She should totally win.

Tequila and pancakes, anyone?

by Kevin Mitchell is Batman on Dec 30, 2011 11:57 AM EST up reply actions  

I think this poll officially means:

KMIB is the most underrated mod of the year

expectations are premeditated resentments - cheshirecat

by kcgard2 on Dec 30, 2011 12:23 PM EST up reply actions  

He would get my second vote

if they allowed two votes!

I don't know why my kids call me that. I think I'm a pretty nice mom.

by darthmom on Dec 30, 2011 12:50 PM EST up reply actions  

It's the thought that counts.

I don't know why my kids call me that. I think I'm a pretty nice mom.

by darthmom on Dec 30, 2011 12:54 PM EST up reply actions  

Thanks KMIB!

We our-middle-school alumni have to stick together.

Also, I feel like this poll might be unreliable because there are only a few more votes than we have mods anyways.

Is there a mod so powerful he can ban himself?

by andromache on Dec 30, 2011 3:58 PM EST up reply actions  

A Wonder Woman movie is 'in production'.

If it ain’t Salma Hayek, I ain’t going.

How about you agree to waive the fine and I promise not to email you the remaining eighty six photos of my dog dressed as a bear.

by Fat Vegas Alan on Dec 30, 2011 12:58 PM EST reply actions  

I voted 'creds just to piss Bill off.

In reality, I love you all the same.

Let a man come in and do the Popcorn.
Crum-Bum Beat

by -ManBearPig on Dec 30, 2011 2:35 PM EST reply actions  

because we need more mods?

Contributing little more than than snark and wittiness to SBN since 2007.

by Yossarian22 on Dec 30, 2011 2:46 PM EST up reply actions  

I tried to make him a mod

but we hit the Mod Ceiling. Either that or he has a defunct email address.

Mgr., Red Reporter

"Bootsy, you're a superstar right?"
"Twinkle, twinkle, babble."

by RijoSaboCaseyWKRP on Jan 1, 2012 1:47 AM EST up reply actions   1 recs

my email address was indeed defunct

it is updated now, dear leader.

Let a man come in and do the Popcorn.
Crum-Bum Beat

by -ManBearPig on Jan 1, 2012 5:14 PM EST up reply actions  

Kim Jong Pitcher Spuds Mayor TVShow

"Aroldis Chapman is a seven course meal followed by four hours of sex on the table with a nymphomaniac model heiress who owns her own brewery." - jch24

by BK on Jan 2, 2012 4:53 PM EST up reply actions  

Says the guy who doesn't have an email address listed at the bottom

"Wait, you think I'm being mean to the pretend orangutan?" -- battlekow

by jch24 on Jan 2, 2012 1:14 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

Thanks buddy!

I always support pissing Bill off!

It feels so nice to be back to normal

by nycredsfan on Dec 30, 2011 9:40 PM EST up reply actions  

Hey, you guys remember when Weez was a mod for like 8 days?

But he disappeared for a little bit and then he wasn’t a mod anymore? Is no one going to acknowledge or explain that bit of tomfoolery???

expectations are premeditated resentments - cheshirecat

by kcgard2 on Dec 30, 2011 3:43 PM EST reply actions  

you are a beat reporter

you should sorta know what is going on!

Contributing little more than than snark and wittiness to SBN since 2007.

by Yossarian22 on Dec 30, 2011 4:12 PM EST up reply actions  

Actually, I think there's a few more mods besides Weez that aren't showing up

Gray, Nukkah (I guess they removed him when he quit) , and Andromache

by DerekH91 on Dec 30, 2011 5:13 PM EST up reply actions  

Why aren't they in the poll?

and why do we have like 16 mods?!

expectations are premeditated resentments - cheshirecat

by kcgard2 on Dec 30, 2011 9:13 PM EST up reply actions  

sounds like

some mods are left off the list because there’s not enough room.

So, how are we peons to know who’s a mod and who isn’t?

Maybe they should just put up a list of who isn’t a mod!

All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?

by BubbaFan on Dec 30, 2011 9:37 PM EST up reply actions  

Quadrophenia'd

I don't know why my kids call me that. I think I'm a pretty nice mom.

by darthmom on Jan 1, 2012 8:41 AM EST up reply actions  

Retirement & Such

San Diego or Hilton Head. I want a beach as well, I think, and plenty of golf courses, and good food scene.. obc and I should retire to the same place!

as for the “+1” or THIS, I vote we start using FVA’s “werk” suggestion. It just makes too much sense.

The ends justify the means

by Highlifeman21 on Jan 1, 2012 2:17 PM EST reply actions  

Mayor'd!

Buy RED: My Uncensored Life in Rock by Sammy Hagar, today

by obc2 on Jan 1, 2012 7:54 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

I voted for JD Arney

Whatever happened to that guy? I thought he was a mod.

Also, for my retirement…aw, who are we kidding, I’m already retired. Suck it, bitches!!!!

Follow on Twitter: @jluckhaupt. Buy The Wire-to-Wire Reds today!

by Slyde on Jan 1, 2012 8:45 PM EST reply actions   2 recs

That's like voting Cy Young for the 2011 Cy Young Award

I see know why you assist Eradi on his HOF ballot. it explains the one annual vote for “National Baseball Hall of Fame and Museum”.

Buy RED: My Uncensored Life in Rock by Sammy Hagar, today

by obc2 on Jan 2, 2012 11:36 AM EST up reply actions  

Go west, young man.

The best places to retire are all on the West Coast.

1) San Diego. Perfect weather, plenty to do, beautiful scenery.
2) Central Coast. Someplace like San Luis Obispo. Small town, lots of hills for mountain biking, lots of ocean for ocean stuff. Year around temp variations are probably 57-68F. Sunny all the time.
3) If you must go inland, Boulder. Denver is stupid; you are next to some of the most beautiful mountains in the world, and you build a town in the part that looks like Kansas?

"The USA despite its flaws and corruption and overall messiness is still a great and powerful instrument of freedom and hope for the entire world." - Madville

by bbjones on Jan 2, 2012 11:46 AM EST reply actions  

Santa Barbara is an underrated retirement town, home of Psych

I vastly prefer SB to nearby Venice.

Buy RED: My Uncensored Life in Rock by Sammy Hagar, today

by obc2 on Jan 2, 2012 1:04 PM EST up reply actions  

[INSERT "AFRAID OF GAYS" JOKE]

"You said 'walks' twice."
"I like walks."

by Cy Schourek on Jan 2, 2012 9:09 PM EST up reply actions  

OK.

Wear something sexy to my funeral.

by Pops Daniels on Jan 3, 2012 12:59 PM EST up reply actions  

x

"Wait, you think I'm being mean to the pretend orangutan?" -- battlekow

by jch24 on Jan 3, 2012 2:47 PM EST up reply actions  

good point

And you go to bed at 8pm. Good reason to move west!

All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?

by BubbaFan on Jan 2, 2012 9:16 PM EST up reply actions  

says you, when I'm retired 4PM is gonna be sexy time before bedtime

"Wait, you think I'm being mean to the pretend orangutan?" -- battlekow

by jch24 on Jan 2, 2012 9:39 PM EST up reply actions  

/viagra'd

I don't know why my kids call me that. I think I'm a pretty nice mom.

by darthmom on Jan 2, 2012 11:25 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

or waking up naked in the closet!

Buy RED: My Uncensored Life in Rock by Sammy Hagar, today

by obc2 on Jan 4, 2012 4:35 PM EST up reply actions  

that's a great story

although we need to hear more about thevole’s sleep over at casa de jch

The ends justify the means

by Highlifeman21 on Jan 4, 2012 11:45 PM EST up reply actions  

Coco has 143 votes to place 2nd in the Reliver poll

Jch has 7 votes to place likewise in the mod poll

Buy RED: My Uncensored Life in Rock by Sammy Hagar, today

by obc2 on Jan 2, 2012 1:24 PM EST reply actions  

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