2011 - The Greatest
by ken on Dec 27, 2011 11:23 AM EST
in Off-season
Email
Print
Saves by Francisco and homers by Votto,
"Blogging since 1869" was our motto,
Trades for pitching that promise us rings,
These are a few of my favorite things.
It might have been a forgettable baseball season for the Reds this year. But outside of the frustrating one-run losses and bases-loaded strikeouts which #occupied way too much of my attention, there was plenty to celebrate in the greater world. And not just inconsequential events like political revolutions or the end of a war, but important things like movies, music, and video games. Jamie Ramsey polled various Reds about their favorites in 2011 - here's a snippet:
- Latos: Favorite "Thing" - Getting a late birthday gift of being traded to a talented team ready to compete!
- Heisey: Favorite "Thing" - Shooting my buck in Arkansas with Travis Wood. (check out the pic)
- Homer: Favorite Video Game - Video games are making kids FAT and LAZY, I dont play them.
So what were some of your favorite things in 2011?
369 comments
|
0 recs |
Do you like this story?
Comments
Not just Opening Day, but the whole first week of the season
The Reds went 5-0 and the future looked bright as could be. Then…..bleh.
"Wait, you think I'm being mean to the pretend orangutan?" -- battlekow
Your rapid descent into a Rivera Mayan bush was high on the list!
Buy RED: My Uncensored Life in Rock by Sammy Hagar, today
I have a rule
If I don’t remember it, it never happened. Therefore, there was no bush incident.
"Wait, you think I'm being mean to the pretend orangutan?" -- battlekow
i wish i could say the same about 2001 - 2008
Individuality: Always remember that you are unique. Just like everybody else.
by joshuar9476 on Dec 27, 2011 12:17 PM EST up reply actions
Oh, I remember that
It was the grandest 30 seconds of my life.
"Wait, you think I'm being mean to the pretend orangutan?" -- battlekow
Nope, it was the grandest 30 seconds of my life up to that point
"Wait, you think I'm being mean to the pretend orangutan?" -- battlekow
"You're over 18, right? Right?"
"Wait, you think I'm being mean to the pretend orangutan?" -- battlekow
"Don't tell mom, ok?"
"You said 'walks' twice."
"I like walks."
by Cy Schourek on Dec 29, 2011 5:29 PM EST up reply actions 5 recs
you have obviously not met my family
"Wait, you think I'm being mean to the pretend orangutan?" -- battlekow
The List
Baseball related – Cueto making The Leap
Football related- team Who Dey selecting AJ Green and Andy Dalton barely trumps The (Carson) Trade
Beer related – Yuengling comes o town
music related – getting 5th row Buffett fix week of the show
Theatre related – 1st row seats at Helen Hayes theatre for ROCK OF AGES
Food related- discovering the ribs at Smoq
Book related – Micheal Harvey releasing new fiction
Juice related – Cantaloupe juice, amazing
Tv related- The League and Southbound and Down discovery marathons
Buy RED: My Uncensored Life in Rock by Sammy Hagar, today
hmmm
Baseball related – Votto following up 2010 with a damn solid 2011
Beer related – Flipdaddy’s having my favorite beer on draught
Burger related – Flipdaddy’s not disappointing
TV related – HIMYM & Big Bang Theory continuing to not disappoint
Movie related – Breaking Dawn Part I was damn enjoyable; saw a bunch of other good stuff as well, too many to recall
The ends justify the means
by Highlifeman21 on Dec 27, 2011 2:19 PM EST up reply actions
never seen it...
im too busy watching PBS and BBC apparently
Buy RED: My Uncensored Life in Rock by Sammy Hagar, today
Psh, I listen to NPR and watch MLB lolz
crashtestnipplechip citymoron
by Excalib8 on Dec 27, 2011 4:02 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
this season has been very blah
and I have a feeling next season is its last
but I just can’t quit it, I need to know how the damn thing ends and can’t stop, and then go back and pick it up after the show ends
The ends justify the means
by Highlifeman21 on Dec 27, 2011 4:36 PM EST up reply actions
I have nothing to do, so I'll do this.
Baseball related – games involving either a good gamethread or a Web.
Football related – Orlovsky to Wayne to beat the Titans was fucking great.
Beer related – Nothing at all.
music related – I got a drumsticks for Christmas, and so… Also, I was in Chicago at the same time as Lollapalloza/Fox Fighters concert, so I could hear the music echoing throughout the city, which was cool but also fucking sucked.
Theatre related – None.
Food related – Nuthin.
Book related – I’m reading the biographies of Dave Grohl and Steve Jobs, both of which are great.
Juice related – I learned from Gizmodo about how orange juice was produced.
Tv related- The Office ended. Oh, and NFL Redone.
Go Colts Dammit!
a few off the top of my head
may: flying out to tucson, packing up my mom, and driving her back to indiana …
september: meeting up with my father and step mother in chicago for a mini-vacation (my parents keep the kids every night)
december: finally meeting up with some of my fellow Red Reporters
Individuality: Always remember that you are unique. Just like everybody else.
OK, good riddance Travis Wood
his favorite movie was Breaking Dawn
Fuck lion say what! i got a fuck lion now come fuck wit me
Almost as bad as Wagon.
His favorite movie seemed to be “Breaking Down”
by FordhamRam on Dec 27, 2011 12:40 PM EST up reply actions 4 recs
aaaaaaaaaand BOOM goes the dynamite
well done
Fuck lion say what! i got a fuck lion now come fuck wit me
8-point buck?
Wow. He can hang that rack over his locker, like Josh Hamilton!
But “Breaking Dawn”? Good riddance, Woody!
All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?
yeah
Gotta give him credit, though. He doesn’t seem to care what other people think. He freely admitted to being way shorter than the back of his baseball card says. And now this. Not many guys would admit in public to liking that movie.
All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?
Dang
For the first time since the first time, I just got a glimmer of “he can throw 200 innings of 3.50 ball” hope.
Tequila and pancakes, anyone?
by Kevin Mitchell is Batman on Dec 27, 2011 12:51 PM EST up reply actions
Careful, that shine typically wears off sometime around late April/early May, not to be seen again until September
"Wait, you think I'm being mean to the pretend orangutan?" -- battlekow
It pretty much wore off for me
after he posted an 0-6, 7ish ERA, got hurt, and kinda bitched about it.
I still hope he’s gravy, and I want him to do well, but he’s neck and neck with Stubbs for the spot in my doghouse.
Tequila and pancakes, anyone?
by Kevin Mitchell is Batman on Dec 27, 2011 1:13 PM EST up reply actions
Best K/BB ratio of the starters last year.
Without Wood around, I need a pitcher to fall in love with. I think it’s going to be Homer. Think him and Heisey could be hunting buddies?
"You said 'walks' twice."
"I like walks."
dunno, do you think Homer hunts?
You were just a rich girl only having fun. Your worn out dresses brought stares from everyone. Hey little rich girl, where did you go wrong?
by boobs on Dec 27, 2011 3:26 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
I'd say him and Arroyo are the two biggest hunters on the team
well, at least in the rotation
The ends justify the means
by Highlifeman21 on Dec 27, 2011 4:37 PM EST up reply actions
One's hunting' coon
While the other’s hunting’ poon!
Tequila and pancakes, anyone?
by Kevin Mitchell is Batman on Dec 27, 2011 4:52 PM EST up reply actions 3 recs
I set it up, you knock it down KMiB
The ends justify the means
by Highlifeman21 on Dec 27, 2011 5:02 PM EST up reply actions
Also realized, looking at last year:
the three greatest free pass experts, Volquez, Wood, and Willis are all gone. A Cueto-Latos-Leake-Arroyo-Bailey rotation will be incredibly stingy. With a great defense behind them, this is a pretty awesome strategy. Much like the Indians’ “all the ground ball pitchers” theory, it’s bold but it ought to be effective with this defense.
"You said 'walks' twice."
"I like walks."
But the Chapman.
Contributing little more than than snark and wittiness to SBN since 2007.
by Yossarian22 on Dec 27, 2011 3:37 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
So was the Lincoln Lawyer any good?
It got votes from Heisey and Stubbs.
Best movie I saw in a theater this year was Moneyball. Also the only one.
the best movie i saw in a theater this year was the lion king
i think i only saw the lion king & moneyball
I saw the last Harry Potter and Moneyball
I think that’s it for me.
Tequila and pancakes, anyone?
by Kevin Mitchell is Batman on Dec 27, 2011 1:14 PM EST up reply actions
moneyball was a C+
I’m gonna see Ides of March this week, I have high hopes. I’d also like to see J Edgar and The Descendants.
Buy RED: My Uncensored Life in Rock by Sammy Hagar, today
by obc2 on Dec 27, 2011 1:19 PM EST via iPhone app up reply actions
and Tinker Tailor Soldier Spy
Buy RED: My Uncensored Life in Rock by Sammy Hagar, today
by obc2 on Dec 27, 2011 1:20 PM EST via iPhone app up reply actions
J Edgar was only ok
I just saw Carnage yesterday, that was pretty good. Other winners from 2011:
13 Assassins
Cave of Forgotten Dreams
Win Win
Fuck lion say what! i got a fuck lion now come fuck wit me
ides of march is at redbox in the next couple of weeks
i’d much rather watch it at home than at the danbarry.
Descendants looked awful to me,
but one of my best friends went and loved it, so I’m reconsidering.
"You said 'walks' twice."
"I like walks."
I think I may have seen The Fighter in 2011, it was a damned good movie
"Wait, you think I'm being mean to the pretend orangutan?" -- battlekow
Hhhhhmmm
I also saw Transformers 3 (Typical Michael Bay, no way Shi’a character pulls that kind of tail), The Last Harry Potter (didn’t care and no way the ginger pulls that kind of tail), Bridesmaids (The Hangover for women but not as funny), Super 8 (absolutely ridiculous ending), and X-Men First Class (disappointment).
That’s the most movies I’ve seen in a year in a LONG time.
"Wait, you think I'm being mean to the pretend orangutan?" -- battlekow
you went and watched a bunch of movies i'll never see
you are way wrong about bridesmaids though. it was twice the movie the hangover was. much funnier too
You should just change your name and legally declare yourself a woman
I watched The Fighter, Transformers & Harry Potter at the theater, the others were Redbox specials.
"Wait, you think I'm being mean to the pretend orangutan?" -- battlekow
harry potter, transformers & x-men sound absolutely horrible
put them alongside twilight in the never watch pile.
i can understand watching super 8, but i had no desire to
put Waiting for Superman in your Netflix queue
Buy RED: My Uncensored Life in Rock by Sammy Hagar, today
by obc2 on Dec 27, 2011 1:52 PM EST via iPhone app up reply actions
I thought Super 8 had the potential to be a really excellent movie, but damn, the last ten minutes or so were absolutely stupid
"Wait, you think I'm being mean to the pretend orangutan?" -- battlekow
by jch24 on Dec 27, 2011 1:53 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Agreed.
To a extent.
It was a nostalgic thrill ride and it was almost a ‘classic.’ I thought the ending was disappointing but really only ‘meh’ disappointing. Unless you were in the 9-to-15 year old boy demographic. Then I think the ending was probably just as awesome as the rest of it.
‘Tree of Life’ was my favorite movie of the year.
How about you agree to waive the fine and I promise not to email you the remaining eighty six photos of my dog dressed as a bear.
by Fat Vegas Alan on Dec 27, 2011 3:42 PM EST up reply actions
why is Twilight in the never watch pile?
’splain yo self
The ends justify the means
by Highlifeman21 on Dec 27, 2011 2:13 PM EST up reply actions
how many have you seen?
The ends justify the means
by Highlifeman21 on Dec 27, 2011 2:19 PM EST up reply actions
so unless you've paid attention, you really have no frame of reference!
The ends justify the means
by Highlifeman21 on Dec 27, 2011 4:38 PM EST up reply actions
I'm waiting until BD: Part II comes out
then I know what I’m getting YOU for a gift, and we’re watching it together!
The ends justify the means
by Highlifeman21 on Dec 27, 2011 5:02 PM EST up reply actions
Twilight is the worst movie I've ever seen
bar none. He don’t need to ‘splain nothin’.
expectations are premeditated resentments - cheshirecat
Twilight itself? Yes
the franchise is phenomenal
The ends justify the means
by Highlifeman21 on Dec 27, 2011 5:03 PM EST up reply actions
X-Men First Class was really great if you saw it for the costuming and set decoration
And the movie wasn’t too shabby either.
by Brendanukkah on Dec 27, 2011 3:29 PM EST up reply actions
that's just a disagreement you & i have
you enjoy comic books & i do not.
i don’t begrudge you getting enjoyment out of those movies.
i buy my brother star wars & comic book stuff every year for his birthday & christmas because he loves that stuff.
I know, and I wasn't trying to start anything (other than saying I enjoyed it)
I just REALLY enjoyed the costuming and all the fab mod looks. For those of you Mad Men afficianados who are a little tired of suits, this is up your alley!
by Brendanukkah on Dec 27, 2011 3:33 PM EST up reply actions
i was a film minor
and i dont think ive ever gone to a movie to see the costuming or set decoration
Buy RED: My Uncensored Life in Rock by Sammy Hagar, today
Only majors take those classes, apparently
It feels so nice to be back to normal
by nycredsfan on Dec 29, 2011 10:51 AM EST up reply actions 1 recs
I was a film major!
although I’ve never gone to a movie solely to see the costuming or set decoration, I’ve certainly come out of a film having been thoroughly impressed by it. And sometimes a movie has nothing else going for it besides that
Fuck lion say what! i got a fuck lion now come fuck wit me
[Anything by Baz Luhrmann, all of those Elizabethan Dramas]
"You said 'walks' twice."
"I like walks."
would you toss make up and what not into it?
The ends justify the means
by Highlifeman21 on Dec 27, 2011 4:39 PM EST up reply actions
Bridesmades was pretty much gawdawful
even the Mrs, upon rewatching it with me, agreed she had vastly overrated it originally.
Buy RED: My Uncensored Life in Rock by Sammy Hagar, today
Yeah, it was so bad that my girlfriend even treated it as if she'd made me watch a straight up chick flick.
She actually felt kinda bad about it.
Tequila and pancakes, anyone?
by Kevin Mitchell is Batman on Dec 27, 2011 2:22 PM EST up reply actions
It was highly mediocre
a (very) few somewhat funny moments kept it from being straight up horrible.
expectations are premeditated resentments - cheshirecat
I like x men first class
I get to see all the comic movies with the mrs. Thor was not +1 but Captain America was decent.
The whole fan enjoyed Real Steel yesterday, shameless fun for all ages.
Buy RED: My Uncensored Life in Rock by Sammy Hagar, today
by obc2 on Dec 27, 2011 1:35 PM EST via iPhone app up reply actions
X-Men First Class wasn't terrible, I guess I expected a little more out of it
"Wait, you think I'm being mean to the pretend orangutan?" -- battlekow
I enjoyed both Thor and X Men First Class
The ends justify the means
by Highlifeman21 on Dec 27, 2011 2:13 PM EST up reply actions
Last movie I saw at the cinema...
Scary Movie 2…it’s been a while. I’d much rather watch at home. Control volume, pause, rewind…and smoke/drink.
by DocRam on Dec 27, 2011 1:35 PM EST via Android app up reply actions
last movie i saw in theaters... Quantum of Solace ...
last movie i saw before that Casino Royale … I assume the next movie i see in theaters will be the next Bond movie
Individuality: Always remember that you are unique. Just like everybody else.
SB Nation Android app...
much better than mobile RR. Could be improvements but I like it.
by DocRam on Dec 27, 2011 1:38 PM EST via Android app up reply actions
can you c/x/z through a thread?
"Wait, you think I'm being mean to the pretend orangutan?" -- battlekow
marking comments read is the bestest
Mobile Red Reporter is the equivalent of Nickelback
Buy RED: My Uncensored Life in Rock by Sammy Hagar, today
by obc2 on Dec 27, 2011 2:04 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
I had an unfortunate Nickelback jukebox experience at the bar last night
dude was proud he was pumping the jukebox full of money for that shit
The ends justify the means
by Highlifeman21 on Dec 27, 2011 2:14 PM EST up reply actions
You can z through on the SBNation app for iPhone
It’s a game changer
"Aroldis Chapman is a seven course meal followed by four hours of sex on the table with a nymphomaniac model heiress who owns her own brewery." - jch24
by BK on Dec 27, 2011 2:05 PM EST up reply actions
but it doesn't sync up with the online version
and new comments don’t appear.
i still find it unusable for commenting in a busy thread.
New comments appear on DROID app...
Just have to hit the refresh tab. So not real-time, but still an improvement. Not syncing online is my biggest gripe.
by DocRam on Dec 27, 2011 2:11 PM EST via Android app up reply actions
I have a feeling syncing with the online version is a popular enhancement request
"Aroldis Chapman is a seven course meal followed by four hours of sex on the table with a nymphomaniac model heiress who owns her own brewery." - jch24
by BK on Dec 27, 2011 6:58 PM EST up reply actions
Oh, I can
Remember, in the software world, as long as it’s usable, it’ll be released. Not having the sync there isn’t hampering the usability of it, it’s just a pain in the ass.
"Aroldis Chapman is a seven course meal followed by four hours of sex on the table with a nymphomaniac model heiress who owns her own brewery." - jch24
by BK on Dec 27, 2011 7:02 PM EST up reply actions
There is a "next unread comment" button.
So pretty much a Z. Still can’t rec. And if you read through a whole post here, it doesn’t sync up with your PC account. So you’d have to Z through those and look for new comments.
by DocRam on Dec 27, 2011 2:08 PM EST via Android app up reply actions
I'm not sure I saw any movies in the theater this year
I’m not at all disappointed about that
"Aroldis Chapman is a seven course meal followed by four hours of sex on the table with a nymphomaniac model heiress who owns her own brewery." - jch24
by BK on Dec 27, 2011 2:06 PM EST up reply actions
there wasnt any real Must See's this year, for me
next year should be better. im sure we will be at The Avengers opening weekend and I cant wait to see how Tom Cruise does as the twentysomething lead character of Rock of Ages.
Buy RED: My Uncensored Life in Rock by Sammy Hagar, today
you didnt enjoy Jerry Maguire?
that seems right in your sweet spot. (Renee Z is even in it, no Bullock or J Roberts!)
Buy RED: My Uncensored Life in Rock by Sammy Hagar, today
you havent seen the zoo garbage!
by the way, i noticed the War Horse was on quite a few Top 10 movies of the year lists.
Buy RED: My Uncensored Life in Rock by Sammy Hagar, today
probably people that didn't even watch it
just saw spielberg’s name attached & had an orgasm over it.
looks like a really stupid movie. but, if there are 2 things i hate it’s war & horses.
this is the year of great directors making movies they had no business making.
/hugo’d
So wait, you're dismissing a movie you've never seen?
When did you become a member of the Christian Coalition?
It feels so nice to be back to normal
zoolander?
You were just a rich girl only having fun. Your worn out dresses brought stares from everyone. Hey little rich girl, where did you go wrong?
im surprised you havent sought out "Warrior" yet
that sounds up your other alley, mma fighter!
Buy RED: My Uncensored Life in Rock by Sammy Hagar, today
I haven't seen it, but I can just imagine the mess that Elizabethtown was
by Brendanukkah on Dec 27, 2011 3:31 PM EST up reply actions
that wasn't SDF!
You were just a rich girl only having fun. Your worn out dresses brought stares from everyone. Hey little rich girl, where did you go wrong?
yes, SDF is Louisville's airport.
You were just a rich girl only having fun. Your worn out dresses brought stares from everyone. Hey little rich girl, where did you go wrong?
It could have been good if they cast someone who could pull off a Kentucky accent.
Every time Orlando Bloom spoke in that movie, it became less believable.
Yeah same here
which is a shame because it had a nice story, a strong supporting cast, and a really killer soundtrack.
Are you an Orlando Smith fan?
You were just a rich girl only having fun. Your worn out dresses brought stares from everyone. Hey little rich girl, where did you go wrong?
O'm a huge Orlando Cabrera fan
"Wait, you think I'm being mean to the pretend orangutan?" -- battlekow
obc logging in as jch I see
The ends justify the means
by Highlifeman21 on Dec 27, 2011 10:36 PM EST up reply actions
just checked imdb
tom cruise has appeared in 37 movies, so far
the most recent flick i might have thought was decent was The Minority Report (2002)
Before that i had to go back to A Few Good Men (1992), Rain Man (1988), Cocktail (1988), the Color of Money (1986).
ack.
Buy RED: My Uncensored Life in Rock by Sammy Hagar, today
Yabbut.
Tom Cruise was my least favorite thing about ‘Magnolia.’
I’ve watched it again since Tom Cruise became what he has become and I do think there’s something intriguing going on there. I swear the guy is just acting and acting and acting and he can’t stop acting even in real life.
How about you agree to waive the fine and I promise not to email you the remaining eighty six photos of my dog dressed as a bear.
by Fat Vegas Alan on Dec 27, 2011 3:46 PM EST up reply actions
Also..
what was the one Tom Cruise did with Jamie Foxx? I always forget the title even though I think it was a very good movie. Really underrated.
How about you agree to waive the fine and I promise not to email you the remaining eighty six photos of my dog dressed as a bear.
by Fat Vegas Alan on Dec 27, 2011 3:50 PM EST up reply actions
Tropic Thunder was fucking awesome
He wasn’t a main role, but he made the movie on occasion.
crashtestnipplechip citymoron
whats the one where tom cruise plays a funny villain, like all dressed up and goofy?
You were just a rich girl only having fun. Your worn out dresses brought stares from everyone. Hey little rich girl, where did you go wrong?
You guys are very helpful, thanks.
You were just a rich girl only having fun. Your worn out dresses brought stares from everyone. Hey little rich girl, where did you go wrong?
by boobs on Dec 27, 2011 9:37 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
"Legend"?
I don’t recall his role so I can’t say that he was a villain but he sure dressed up goofy.
How about you agree to waive the fine and I promise not to email you the remaining eighty six photos of my dog dressed as a bear.
by Fat Vegas Alan on Dec 27, 2011 9:43 PM EST up reply actions
Oh, wait!
The Nazi with an eyepatch movie?
How about you agree to waive the fine and I promise not to email you the remaining eighty six photos of my dog dressed as a bear.
by Fat Vegas Alan on Dec 27, 2011 9:46 PM EST up reply actions
Eye Vide Shut?
Not a bad summery but in the future use paragraphs. - Elbow Patches
by PeteyHendrix on Dec 28, 2011 2:42 AM EST up reply actions 3 recs
thank you for the earnest answer, crolfer.
You were just a rich girl only having fun. Your worn out dresses brought stares from everyone. Hey little rich girl, where did you go wrong?
Wait.
What Ernest movie was Cruise in?
How about you agree to waive the fine and I promise not to email you the remaining eighty six photos of my dog dressed as a bear.
by Fat Vegas Alan on Dec 28, 2011 12:19 PM EST up reply actions
Ernest Chokes a Gay (1991)
Not a bad summery but in the future use paragraphs. - Elbow Patches
by PeteyHendrix on Dec 28, 2011 12:44 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
no way..
really?
The ends justify the means
by Highlifeman21 on Dec 27, 2011 4:40 PM EST up reply actions
I saw planet of the apes and paranormal activity 3
both were excellent!
You were just a rich girl only having fun. Your worn out dresses brought stares from everyone. Hey little rich girl, where did you go wrong?
I saw Drive. Which made me very, very, happy.
I’m probably gonna see Tintin and/or Tinker Tailor Soldier Spy this week. Any suggestions.
"You said 'walks' twice."
"I like walks."
Tintin was very enjoyable
Saw it last night, but in stupid 3-D. Never see things in 3-D!
by Brendanukkah on Dec 27, 2011 3:32 PM EST up reply actions
No, though some family friends were raving about it
I just have never found 3-D to add any enjoyment to a movie. Even Tron Legacy which should have been a sure thing wasn’t improved. Avatar is probably the only one worth seeing, and maybe Cave of Forgotten Dreams. Plus I hate paying more for movies. It was $31 for two tickets to Tintin!
by Brendanukkah on Dec 27, 2011 3:35 PM EST up reply actions
you must subscribe to roger ebert's newsletter.
You were just a rich girl only having fun. Your worn out dresses brought stares from everyone. Hey little rich girl, where did you go wrong?
"Silence of the Man's"?
You were just a rich girl only having fun. Your worn out dresses brought stares from everyone. Hey little rich girl, where did you go wrong?
by boobs on Dec 27, 2011 3:45 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
I saw Hugo
but in 2d. It was enjoyable, especially if you’re a film buff.
Fuck lion say what! i got a fuck lion now come fuck wit me
serious question
Can we all agree to change the blog motto the first day of the new year?
That motto has bad karma.
Buy RED: My Uncensored Life in Rock by Sammy Hagar, today
by obc2 on Dec 27, 2011 1:54 PM EST via iPhone app reply actions
Unfortunately, the motto
Individuality: Always remember that you are unique. Just like everybody else.
I really like the "having season tickets and knowing everyone in your section" line
"Wait, you think I'm being mean to the pretend orangutan?" -- battlekow
ha!
both turrible ways to agree
The ends justify the means
by Highlifeman21 on Dec 27, 2011 2:15 PM EST up reply actions
what about the sabermetrics boobs thing?
The ends justify the means
by Highlifeman21 on Dec 27, 2011 2:15 PM EST up reply actions
ah yes, I see it now
this should be the Red Reporter tagline, fo sho
The ends justify the means
by Highlifeman21 on Dec 27, 2011 4:41 PM EST up reply actions
Did anyone catch Jay Bruce's favorite song?
Ninjas in Paris. Heh.
You were just a rich girl only having fun. Your worn out dresses brought stares from everyone. Hey little rich girl, where did you go wrong?
Ball so hard
"Aroldis Chapman is a seven course meal followed by four hours of sex on the table with a nymphomaniac model heiress who owns her own brewery." - jch24
by BK on Dec 27, 2011 6:59 PM EST up reply actions
great radio edit right there.
"You said 'walks' twice."
"I like walks."
by Cy Schourek on Dec 28, 2011 12:23 AM EST up reply actions
your WHIP so cold
You were just a rich girl only having fun. Your worn out dresses brought stares from everyone. Hey little rich girl, where did you go wrong?
"No Homer Video Games are not making kids fat and lazy, bad parenting is. Just like guns dont kill people, people kill people."
That was one of the comments some guy left on Jamie’s blog. I can’t decide if this guy is hilarious or a real ass.
I don't know why my kids call me that. I think I'm a pretty nice mom.
Guns and video games make it easier to become fat and lazy and dead.
Is there a mod so powerful he can ban himself?
"Guns don't kill people.. Dangerous minorities do.."
The ends justify the means
by Highlifeman21 on Dec 27, 2011 4:42 PM EST up reply actions
oh, so is that what "Juncta Juvant" translates to?
"You said 'walks' twice."
"I like walks."
by Cy Schourek on Dec 28, 2011 12:24 AM EST up reply actions
I thought it was funny that he felt so offended by Homer's view of video games.
Lighten up dude.
I don't know why my kids call me that. I think I'm a pretty nice mom.
The internet is where people go to vehemently disagree with people without fear of physical repercussions
"Wait, you think I'm being mean to the pretend orangutan?" -- battlekow
I am within ten minutes of right now
Don’t make me drive around yelling your name until I’m detained.
"Wait, you think I'm being mean to the pretend orangutan?" -- battlekow
erm, I'm within ten minutes of YOU right now
Although I guess what I wrote is true as well.
"Wait, you think I'm being mean to the pretend orangutan?" -- battlekow
the kiddos just pooh-poohed going to see Tintin
none of them had any interest in seeing that flick. looks like pizza delivery and blu ray flick this pm.
could be worse!
Buy RED: My Uncensored Life in Rock by Sammy Hagar, today
I'll be eating pizza and watching Lilo & Stitch alone tonight
"Wait, you think I'm being mean to the pretend orangutan?" -- battlekow
Screw that, the alone part means I can fap
"Wait, you think I'm being mean to the pretend orangutan?" -- battlekow
RR: Fapping to Disney Flicks Since 2011
by DocRam on Dec 27, 2011 5:36 PM EST via Android app up reply actions 1 recs
since just 2011?
I have a feeling it’s been longer that that..
methinks someone’s fapped to The Little Mermaid
The ends justify the means
by Highlifeman21 on Dec 27, 2011 5:40 PM EST up reply actions
Ariel is SO hot.
Hot redheads are rare.
Do they make seashell bras? They should.
by DocRam on Dec 27, 2011 5:43 PM EST via Android app up reply actions
they do make seashell bras
The ends justify the means
by Highlifeman21 on Dec 27, 2011 5:44 PM EST up reply actions
Do they make seashells, bra?
"Wait, you think I'm being mean to the pretend orangutan?" -- battlekow
you tell me
The ends justify the means
by Highlifeman21 on Dec 27, 2011 9:32 PM EST up reply actions
methinks all redheads are hot
Not a bad summery but in the future use paragraphs. - Elbow Patches
by PeteyHendrix on Dec 28, 2011 2:43 AM EST up reply actions
I dunno about that sir, but I'll give you the red hair/green eyes combo
"Wait, you think I'm being mean to the pretend orangutan?" -- battlekow
you have a Christmas fetish
fucking weird.
Contributing little more than than snark and wittiness to SBN since 2007.
by Yossarian22 on Dec 28, 2011 11:19 AM EST up reply actions 1 recs
it's dangerous to say all of something is something
i don’t think it would take me long to find a decidedly not hot redhead via GIS
As I recall
that GIS has been done recently, the result was posted, and summarily deleted.
So yeah, all of something is never anything.
by Charlie Scrabbles on Dec 28, 2011 9:01 AM EST up reply actions
Was that the Cheetarah post?
"Wait, you think I'm being mean to the pretend orangutan?" -- battlekow
Is that what you called the .jpg when you saved it to your fap file?
by Charlie Scrabbles on Dec 28, 2011 11:50 AM EST up reply actions
let's do this, it will be fun!
You were just a rich girl only having fun. Your worn out dresses brought stares from everyone. Hey little rich girl, where did you go wrong?
im a big fan of his!
he’s way funnier than people give him credit. I can think of a dozen comics he’s funnier than.
You were just a rich girl only having fun. Your worn out dresses brought stares from everyone. Hey little rich girl, where did you go wrong?
It's easy to hate on him, but that dude is clever, and not just with props.
Not a bad summery but in the future use paragraphs. - Elbow Patches
by PeteyHendrix on Dec 28, 2011 12:45 PM EST up reply actions
Average brunette is a 5.
Average redhead is a 7.
“My rules, I make em up.”
Not a bad summery but in the future use paragraphs. - Elbow Patches
by PeteyHendrix on Dec 28, 2011 12:46 PM EST up reply actions
She's a man, and not a natural redhead.
Not a bad summery but in the future use paragraphs. - Elbow Patches
by PeteyHendrix on Dec 28, 2011 9:22 PM EST up reply actions
/hipsterAriel
"You said 'walks' twice."
"I like walks."
by Cy Schourek on Dec 28, 2011 12:25 AM EST up reply actions
reading down a 'lit bit..
you’re gonna fap to Lilo & Stitch?
The ends justify the means
by Highlifeman21 on Dec 27, 2011 4:42 PM EST up reply actions
Different strokes for different folk, dude
"Wait, you think I'm being mean to the pretend orangutan?" -- battlekow
This is why I like RR
can’t get this kind ’o funny on facebook
I don't know why my kids call me that. I think I'm a pretty nice mom.
well, you can
but the real funny is on the Twitterz
The ends justify the means
by Highlifeman21 on Dec 27, 2011 9:33 PM EST up reply actions
Turner and Hooch disagree
that movie was tremendous
Buy RED: My Uncensored Life in Rock by Sammy Hagar, today
I don't know about Tintin but I'm with obc on Turner & Hooch, fantastic movie
"Wait, you think I'm being mean to the pretend orangutan?" -- battlekow
Any and every dog-and-cop buddy movie is always just a dumbed-down version of the classic.
How about you agree to waive the fine and I promise not to email you the remaining eighty six photos of my dog dressed as a bear.
by Fat Vegas Alan on Dec 27, 2011 7:18 PM EST up reply actions
I'm making out a bucket list today
It currently has six items. Anybody have any bucket list items they’d like to share?
You were just a rich girl only having fun. Your worn out dresses brought stares from everyone. Hey little rich girl, where did you go wrong?
visit the mayan ruins on 12/12/12
walk the ledge at the grand canyon
kick daedalus in the ding ding
visit Santorini
defend Trivia Night crown at DPI
skydive solo, not tandem
see a Jack Johnson concert
take a 14 day Caribbean cruise
have a proper pint of guinness in a Belfast pub
Rio Carnival
visit NYC Freedom Tower after the entire complex is completed
Buy RED: My Uncensored Life in Rock by Sammy Hagar, today
by obc2 on Dec 27, 2011 4:05 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
I wasn't able to get tickets (you need tickets!) to the 9/11 memorial while I'm in NYC.
Which really burns me up.
"You said 'walks' twice."
"I like walks."
more like Allah'd
The ends justify the means
by Highlifeman21 on Dec 27, 2011 10:50 PM EST up reply actions 2 recs
love to defend trivia title
although tHan would probably whine and call us cheaters.
You were just a rich girl only having fun. Your worn out dresses brought stares from everyone. Hey little rich girl, where did you go wrong?
well, in the draft i drafted obc but he didn't get to be on my team
and my team did not miss a single question.
you missed the final question
Ernie Pantusso did you in, amongst others!
Buy RED: My Uncensored Life in Rock by Sammy Hagar, today
I think literally every member of our team knew all the answers to the final question
young and old.
You were just a rich girl only having fun. Your worn out dresses brought stares from everyone. Hey little rich girl, where did you go wrong?
i don't remember the question.
i think one person (obc) knew the answer and all the other member agreed he was correct.
not true
obc knew the same as all of us: all of them
You were just a rich girl only having fun. Your worn out dresses brought stares from everyone. Hey little rich girl, where did you go wrong?
i did
they were pretty easy. If you’ve ever seen cheers and sopranos, you knew them all. You and your team clearly did not.
You were just a rich girl only having fun. Your worn out dresses brought stares from everyone. Hey little rich girl, where did you go wrong?
i don't remember the question at all
i think i had 3 members of my team that weren’t alive when cheers was on the air.
probably not true, since Cheers didn't go off air until 1993, and has been on syndication ever since.
You were just a rich girl only having fun. Your worn out dresses brought stares from everyone. Hey little rich girl, where did you go wrong?
ive seen every episode, and you're older than me!
You were just a rich girl only having fun. Your worn out dresses brought stares from everyone. Hey little rich girl, where did you go wrong?
i can't remember the other three
one was ernie pantusso (cheers) and i think one was chistopher moltisanti (sopranos). The other three were Italian-American actors as well.
You were just a rich girl only having fun. Your worn out dresses brought stares from everyone. Hey little rich girl, where did you go wrong?
that's the problem
i didn’t watch the show until coach died. it was much later that i even knew he was a character on there. never knew anything but coach as his name.
and i haven’t watched the sopranos
you're the big loser if only for having never seen the sopranos.
You were just a rich girl only having fun. Your worn out dresses brought stares from everyone. Hey little rich girl, where did you go wrong?
i didn't have hbo
it seemed too daunting to go back & watch all of them.
also, i can’t stand james gandolfini.
trying to sludge through boardwalk empire has made me even more reluctant to watch the sopranos
i havent seen BE, but from what I've heard it's not in the same league
the sopranos is truly one of (if not the) best shows ever created. And it’s not because there’s like all kinds of action and killing.
You were just a rich girl only having fun. Your worn out dresses brought stares from everyone. Hey little rich girl, where did you go wrong?
not that i can recall, no
she often dresses skimpily, however
You were just a rich girl only having fun. Your worn out dresses brought stares from everyone. Hey little rich girl, where did you go wrong?
Found her, great googly moogly
That AC/DC tat is fake though, right?
"Wait, you think I'm being mean to the pretend orangutan?" -- battlekow
hey look! skanky portia de rossi!
"You said 'walks' twice."
"I like walks."
by Cy Schourek on Dec 28, 2011 12:26 AM EST up reply actions
Ho-lee shit
I could have sworn they were the same person. You just blew my mind.
by Charlie Scrabbles on Dec 28, 2011 8:58 AM EST up reply actions
And apparently more talented
But then again, I’ve never known the difference between them. I just thought Portia was a really inconsistent actress.
by Charlie Scrabbles on Dec 28, 2011 9:02 AM EST up reply actions
eh, i don't think portia is a better actress
she seems very stiff & one dimensional in the roles i’ve seen her in
hot lesbians have a better xFLIP
The ends justify the means
by Highlifeman21 on Dec 30, 2011 11:30 AM EST up reply actions
I have also never seen the Sopranos
But that doesn’t crack the top 5 reasons that someone might call me a loser.
"Wait, you think I'm being mean to the pretend orangutan?" -- battlekow
Craig T. Nelson is coach, ya big dummy
"Wait, you think I'm being mean to the pretend orangutan?" -- battlekow
cheers was truly one of the best shows of all time
i love the Gary’s Old Town Tavern wager episodes, just priceless.
tHan has seen more Glee than Cheers. (ugh)
Buy RED: My Uncensored Life in Rock by Sammy Hagar, today
no, i've definitely seen more episodes of cheers than i have glee
woody is one of my favorite characters ever on television.
however, i have mostly only seen the kirstie allen episodes
i tried to tell them their answer was wrong
they wouldnt listen to reason
redreporter’d
Buy RED: My Uncensored Life in Rock by Sammy Hagar, today
gotta go check the big boy's computer setup
the new printer, mouse and monitor are all connected.
Buy RED: My Uncensored Life in Rock by Sammy Hagar, today
This is partially right
your team missed more than my team, which is why my team beat your team. Also, with the late arrivals, I got OBC because if you would have gotten him it would have made the teams uneven. Also, he wanted to be on my team, not yours.
You were just a rich girl only having fun. Your worn out dresses brought stares from everyone. Hey little rich girl, where did you go wrong?
you guys got bonus questions right
bonus question reward teams that can’t answer the real questions as we did.
if you consider the last question a "bonus question"
do you consider Final Jeopardy just some silly bonus?
You were just a rich girl only having fun. Your worn out dresses brought stares from everyone. Hey little rich girl, where did you go wrong?
final jeopardy rewards clutchiness
if boobs wasnt an UK fan i’d make a snarky comment involving christian laetnerr.
Buy RED: My Uncensored Life in Rock by Sammy Hagar, today
I agree with that
I was watching it last week, and they had a champion they liked on. He was getting his ass kicked going into final, they gave him a football category for the 3rd day in a row for it, and he was the only one to get the question right and he won.
#gameshowconspiracytheories
"Aroldis Chapman is a seven course meal followed by four hours of sex on the table with a nymphomaniac model heiress who owns her own brewery." - jch24
by BK on Dec 27, 2011 7:05 PM EST up reply actions
DPI also has the worst tasting beer I've ever had at a bar
somehow draft & bottles both tasted freezer burnt
Their "house brew" was easily the worst beer I had in 2011.
Lemony dish water doesn’t float my boat.
it was some kind of creek beer ripoff. i knew not to order it when they described it
it may have actually been creek beer they were trying to pass off as their own
I'm not sure if that was as bad as the freezer burn bottled beer
I agree though, both of those are worse than the worst malt liquor I had this year
"Aroldis Chapman is a seven course meal followed by four hours of sex on the table with a nymphomaniac model heiress who owns her own brewery." - jch24
by BK on Dec 27, 2011 7:07 PM EST up reply actions
What is the worst alcoholic drink you've ever had? Mixed drinks don't count.
I had Crazy Horse malt liquor in HS, it was so turrible I still remember how bad it was.
When I was in Hawaii I had some sort of whiskey from Thailand that was so horrid it made me choke. Me.
"Wait, you think I'm being mean to the pretend orangutan?" -- battlekow
oh man, I had fogotten about that
I’ve never tried it, if that tells ya anything.
"Wait, you think I'm being mean to the pretend orangutan?" -- battlekow
throw in some horseradish and it's not turrible
The ends justify the means
by Highlifeman21 on Dec 27, 2011 9:34 PM EST up reply actions
Honestly and truly
Not the worst thing I’ve ever had. I wouldn’t have it again though.
"Aroldis Chapman is a seven course meal followed by four hours of sex on the table with a nymphomaniac model heiress who owns her own brewery." - jch24
by BK on Dec 27, 2011 9:38 PM EST up reply actions
I had one at the Billings Mustangs' home park.
I actually really enjoyed it.
"You said 'walks' twice."
"I like walks."
by Cy Schourek on Dec 28, 2011 12:27 AM EST up reply actions
Red Dog is a strong contender
The ends justify the means
by Highlifeman21 on Dec 27, 2011 9:33 PM EST up reply actions
ah, Red Dog
The beer of choice for room 1132 at Hick AFB circa 1996.
"Wait, you think I'm being mean to the pretend orangutan?" -- battlekow
Red Dog still around?
Seems like we Reds fans should be proudly and defiantly drinking that (occasionally).
How about you agree to waive the fine and I promise not to email you the remaining eighty six photos of my dog dressed as a bear.
by Fat Vegas Alan on Dec 27, 2011 9:44 PM EST up reply actions
I'll have to disagree on the "drinking it" part....that stuff was pretty bad
"Wait, you think I'm being mean to the pretend orangutan?" -- battlekow
oh wow....do I hear a CT uprising coming?
Although popular during the mid-to-late 1990s, Red Dog faded into near-obscurity after the turn of the 21st century. However, since 2005 it has been making a comeback of sorts, returning to stores in a current price segment between Miller High Life and Milwaukee’s Best.
"Wait, you think I'm being mean to the pretend orangutan?" -- battlekow
I don't care how they price it
The High Life is THE Champagne of beers, friendly on the wallet, and delicious when it comes to macro brews
The ends justify the means
by Highlifeman21 on Dec 27, 2011 10:41 PM EST up reply actions
Red Reporter hazing?
crolfer’s 21st birthday party?
The ends justify the means
by Highlifeman21 on Dec 27, 2011 10:39 PM EST up reply actions
Red Dog was my first beer
circa 1994 – 1995
The ends justify the means
by Highlifeman21 on Dec 27, 2011 10:38 PM EST up reply actions
I had a roommate in my sophomore year of college who was all about mixology
We took our liquor stash and plugged it into an online app thing where it tells you all of the drinks you can make given a list of ingredients. We came across one called a Magnum (seriously) and decided to give it a shot;
1 part Goldschlager® cinnamon schnapps
1 part Jack Daniel’s® Tennessee whiskey
1 part fruit punch
1 splash tequila
1 part rum
1 part orange juice
1 part Smirnoff® vodka
Add all ingredients to a blender with three cups of ice. Blend, pour into cocktail glasses, and serve.
Truly awful. I haven’t drank Goldschlager since.
"Aroldis Chapman is a seven course meal followed by four hours of sex on the table with a nymphomaniac model heiress who owns her own brewery." - jch24
by BK on Dec 27, 2011 9:50 PM EST up reply actions
"We took our liquor stash and plugged it into an online app thing where it tells you all of the drinks you can make given a list of ingredients."
Fucking kids these days. #smdh
"Wait, you think I'm being mean to the pretend orangutan?" -- battlekow
we used to plug all our parents' liquor into an online app thing too
it was called a “glass”
You were just a rich girl only having fun. Your worn out dresses brought stares from everyone. Hey little rich girl, where did you go wrong?
by boobs on Dec 27, 2011 10:03 PM EST up reply actions 3 recs
a glass?
you were high class
The ends justify the means
by Highlifeman21 on Dec 27, 2011 10:50 PM EST up reply actions
I have that app on my phone
really handy when you run into dumb bartenders who don’t know how to make certain drinks..
When I was in Philly first week in December, my Mentor ordered a toasted almond.. also known as a burnt almond
Show of hands, who knows what’s in that?
Amaretto
Kahlua
Bailey’s
Vodka
Cream
aka, a freaking White Russian plus Amaretto..
bartender had no clue what it was, nor what was in it..
I went up there and said “white russian, add Amaretto” and got the weirdest look ever..
Bartender didn’t believe me, pulled out the app, and yeah, knowledge dropped..
The ends justify the means
by Highlifeman21 on Dec 27, 2011 10:48 PM EST up reply actions
Vodka and tomato juice is a mixed drink, I assume?
In that case, just a couple weeks ago I had Odell’s Woodcut #4 at a bar. It came in a 750ml bottle and all 750ml was pretty awful. I thought I was getting a 12oz thing, but nooooo.
And it cost $25. The lesson here? If the bartender is skeptical, ask for something else.
"You said 'walks' twice."
"I like walks."
by Cy Schourek on Dec 28, 2011 12:29 AM EST up reply actions
I'm sure they serve it there
you were expecting Dublin?
The ends justify the means
by Highlifeman21 on Dec 27, 2011 5:09 PM EST up reply actions
Just not sure what makes Guinness in Belfast different than Guinness in any other city
Other than Dublin, where it tastes like liquid gold.
by Brendanukkah on Dec 27, 2011 5:10 PM EST up reply actions
my brother told me it does taste different there
he didn’t know how or why, but it was better he said
The ends justify the means
by Highlifeman21 on Dec 27, 2011 5:13 PM EST up reply actions
26 + 6 = one very confused obc
"You said 'walks' twice."
"I like walks."
by Cy Schourek on Dec 28, 2011 12:31 AM EST up reply actions
Samarkand.
Swim across the Bosphorus.
Attend Reds Opening Day.
"You said 'walks' twice."
"I like walks."
play golf @ St. Andrews
2 really personal ones that I won’t post here
I echo jch’s trip to Egypt for the pyramids, as well as The Great Wall of China, The Colosseum in Rome, The Sistine Chapel & Vatican City, Stonehedge, The Great Barrier Reef, Ayer’s Rock, Machu Picchu, Petra, Christ the Redeemer
Attend the Running of the Bulls (I probably won’t have the stones to actually run with them)
Drive the Autobahn
Go big game hunting
Own my own burger joint
Mentor someone
complete as much sommelier training as I can
collect as much wine as I possibly can
design and build my own home
tour Castles in England
The ends justify the means
by Highlifeman21 on Dec 27, 2011 4:59 PM EST up reply actions
i'm putting one of those on my list
You were just a rich girl only having fun. Your worn out dresses brought stares from everyone. Hey little rich girl, where did you go wrong?
it's a secret
You were just a rich girl only having fun. Your worn out dresses brought stares from everyone. Hey little rich girl, where did you go wrong?
give me a hint..
The ends justify the means
by Highlifeman21 on Dec 27, 2011 5:10 PM EST up reply actions
I think I can see Christ the Redeemer with a telescope from my house, so it's not that.
You were just a rich girl only having fun. Your worn out dresses brought stares from everyone. Hey little rich girl, where did you go wrong?
well, it is kinda big, and I've heard about your your telescope..
The ends justify the means
by Highlifeman21 on Dec 27, 2011 5:14 PM EST up reply actions
Apparently in Denver,
they do a “running with the bulls” sort of thing, but its with the Denver roller derby team wielding ping pong rackets. From what I gather.
"You said 'walks' twice."
"I like walks."
by Cy Schourek on Dec 28, 2011 12:31 AM EST up reply actions
Yes, please!
Not a bad summery but in the future use paragraphs. - Elbow Patches
by PeteyHendrix on Dec 28, 2011 12:47 PM EST up reply actions
Start a non-profit, boobsy.
It’d be pretty cool if you walked right outta school with your MBA in your back pocket and sat down to start filling out the paperwork for a 501©(3)
How about you agree to waive the fine and I promise not to email you the remaining eighty six photos of my dog dressed as a bear.
by Fat Vegas Alan on Dec 27, 2011 9:34 PM EST up reply actions
I have never been to our nation's capital but would love to visit at some point
"Wait, you think I'm being mean to the pretend orangutan?" -- battlekow
When I first went to Ray's Hell Burgers, me and my friend had 2 burgers apiece.
They were so impressed, they gave us free ice cream.
"You said 'walks' twice."
"I like walks."
A weekend at the Greenbrier
Roadkill Cook-off at Snowshoe Mountain
Airboat on the Everglades
See a fireworks display from a helicopter
the Greenbrier is breathtaking
The ends justify the means
by Highlifeman21 on Dec 30, 2011 11:31 AM EST up reply actions
just had a white choc macadamic cookie from Pepperidge Farm
didnt realize they were called “Tahoe”.
thats a stupid name for such a great cookie.
Buy RED: My Uncensored Life in Rock by Sammy Hagar, today
Oriental Wok, for 5 hungry mouths, was pricy last night!
still Westie’s favorite Crab Rangoon and my favorite egg roll. But the entree portions, while very high quality, yielded no leftovers. the Sesame chicken was tremendous, no dark meat!
it was nice they only upcharged me 3.95 for 5 servings over fried rice, over white rice.
Buy RED: My Uncensored Life in Rock by Sammy Hagar, today
up charge for rice is ridiculous.
i understand an up charge for lo mein.
oriental wok is hard to beat though. they have the best sweet & sour chicken.
for most other dishes, Raymond’s is slightly above them
Doesnt Raymonds serve curry dishes?
that eliminates them from consideration. just the olfactory hint of curry onsite drops taste quality significantly for all the other dishes.
Buy RED: My Uncensored Life in Rock by Sammy Hagar, today
I'm just gunna go ahead and admit it
I can’t figure out what SIS stands for. Besides a lyric from “Suckin on my Titties” by Peaches
Fuck lion say what! i got a fuck lion now come fuck wit me
I met that guy!
"Wait, you think I'm being mean to the pretend orangutan?" -- battlekow
by jch24 on Dec 27, 2011 7:58 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
true story
my college roommate thought it was “rock the fadeaway” rather than “fuck the pain away” for a solid 3 or 4 months
Fuck lion say what! i got a fuck lion now come fuck wit me
The greatest win in 2011.
Friday, July 29th
Our Reds beat the World Champs 4-3 in 13 innings.
D-Train pitched six innings gave up six hits but only two runs.
CoCo pitched two shutout innings with two Ks and then Chapman pitched two of his own with four Ks.
Brain Wilson went out to pitch the bottom of the 13th. Bruce led off. In trouble at 2-2 but would draw the walk. Arredondo got a chop single in his first MLB at-bat. Renteria cracked one deep down the line to bring in Bruce. Boom! Fireworks for the win and then twenty minutes later the Friday Night Fireworks show at like midnight. My wife didn’t appreciate that we stayed for everything but my three year-old, my four year-old and my six year-old did. Good times.
The Giants were like fifteen games over .500 and in first place at that point but our boys would sweep em that weekend and then they’d lose a lot more. Something like ten games under .500 for the next month and they’d end up missing the playoffs and their chance to defende their title.
~
The greatest album of 2011 was The War on Drugs’ Slave Ambient. Here’s ‘Baby Missiles’. If ya like it I can pimp some other great tracks of theirs.
How about you agree to waive the fine and I promise not to email you the remaining eighty six photos of my dog dressed as a bear.
by Fat Vegas Alan on Dec 27, 2011 7:49 PM EST reply actions 1 recs
By the way, I live in Columbus so having three young kids rocking the GABP fireworks at midnight means... well, do the math.
We’re badass Reds fans.
How about you agree to waive the fine and I promise not to email you the remaining eighty six photos of my dog dressed as a bear.
by Fat Vegas Alan on Dec 27, 2011 7:51 PM EST up reply actions
Kids' reactions are the best
I will never forget the look on my son’s face on Opening Day when Monie hit the walkoff.
"Wait, you think I'm being mean to the pretend orangutan?" -- battlekow
We watched Jay's 2010 division clincher 15-20 times last year.
Kids love the pile-on. And the fireworks.
Think about it. You’re piling on and wrestling your friends. And things are exploding in the air above you. And no one is telling you to stop. In fact, they’re cheering you.
How about you agree to waive the fine and I promise not to email you the remaining eighty six photos of my dog dressed as a bear.
by Fat Vegas Alan on Dec 27, 2011 8:07 PM EST up reply actions
That was my daughter's first birthday
tHom said a really nice birthday greeting on air. You guys probably mocked him and me for it.
Follow on Twitter: @jluckhaupt. Buy The Wire-to-Wire Reds today!
I had tickets for that one too.
One of the few games I saw that had the feeling of the 2010 season.
When they start the game, they don't yell, "Work ball." They say, "Play ball." ~Willie Stargell, 1981
by high heat on Dec 27, 2011 11:45 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
2011's greatest bacon recipe
From TheKitchn.com.
Bacon-Wrapped Potato Bites with Spicy Sour Cream Dipping Sauce
makes about three dozen bites
1 pound small or medium red potatoes
1 1/2 teaspoons chopped, fresh rosemary
1 tablespoon olive oil
1/2 teaspoon salt
freshly ground pepper
12 ounces-to-1 pound thick-cut bacon
1 cup (8 ounces) sour cream
1 teaspoon hot sauce
salt and pepper
Preheat the oven to 400 degrees.
Wash and dry the potatoes. Chop them into 1-inch pieces, keeping the chunks roughly the same size, even if they aren’t the exact same shape. Put the potatoes in a medium pot, cover with cold water, and bring to a boil. Season the water with salt. Once the water begins to boil, cook the potatoes for about 3 to 4 minutes, until you can stick a fork into them without too much resistance. You want the potatoes to be almost, but not fully, cooked through (so they won’t fall apart during the next steps).
Drain the potatoes and put them in a large bowl. Add the rosemary, olive oil, salt, and a few grinds of pepper, and toss until the potatoes are evenly coated.
Cut the strips of bacon in half (with a short, vertical slice). Wrap each piece of potato in a half-strip of bacon, securing it with a toothpick. Put the potatoes on a baking sheet lined with parchment paper or aluminum foil. You may need to cook the potatoes in two batches.
Cook the potatoes for 15 minutes, then flip each piece. Cook for another 10 to 15 minutes, until the bacon is cooked through and crisp. Mix the sour cream and hot sauce in a small bowl. Season with salt and pepper. Pile the potato bites on a plate and serve alongside the dip.
How about you agree to waive the fine and I promise not to email you the remaining eighty six photos of my dog dressed as a bear.
Comments For This Post Are Closed
Secondary Sidebar
User Tools
Related FanPosts on Red Reporter
FanPosts
Community blog posts and discussion.
Recommended FanPosts
Recent FanPosts
FanShots
Quick hits of video, photos, quotes, chats, links and lists that you find around the web.
Recent FanShots
In Association With
Big League Stew - MLB - Yahoo! Sports
- Security!: Camden Yards guard collides with Royals’ Mike Moustakas
- The Juice: Nelson Cruz matches career high eight RBIs, Pujols stays hot in Seattle
- Benches clear at Fenway as Red Sox-Rays rivalry heats up
- Keeping good company: Albert Pujols becomes fourth-youngest player to hit 450 home runs
- Giancarlo Stanton misses cutoff man, and Logan Morrison is thankful he did (Video)
