RR Reference Desk: Deluxe 40-man roster
New from Red Reporter Reference Desk studios, an attempt to provide you with a Criterion Collection edition of the Reds' 40-man roster, including vital information on players that wasn't available in one place previously (pretty sure). And maybe a DVD commentary track or two to come.
Since the Reds have added quite a few new faces to the 40-man in just the last six months - Andrew Brackman may or may not be among them - it's time to get reacquainted. Among other things, you'll notice there's a surplus of infielders and a shortage of left-handed pitchers. After the jump is the roster and below are some facts about the roster. I can guarantee they're all fun, but they are mostly facts:
- Longest-tenured player on 40-man (since MLB debut with Reds): Bronson Arroyo (Debuted April 5, 2006)
- Longest-tenured player on 40-man (with the organization): Joey Votto (Signed June 5, 2002)
- Shortest-tenured Red on 40-man: Yasmani Grandal (Signed August 16, 2010)
- 2005 and 2007 are tied for the best-represented draft classes at 5 players each. 2007 was the most productive year of talent-harvesting for the Reds, in terms of raw numbers. Eight players acquired that year have made it to today's 40-man roster: Devin Mesoraco, Edinson Volquez, Todd Frazier, Zack Cozart, Neftali Soto, Henry Rodriguez, Kyle Lotzkar and Donald Lutz.
- A staggering 7 Reds' first round picks are currently on the roster, representing the team's top choices from '04-'10 (Bailey, Bruce, Stubbs, Mesoraco, Alonso, Leake and Grandal). An additional two (Lotzkar and Frazier) were supplemental first-round ("sandwich") picks. Bill Bray, meanwhile, was a first round pick by the Nationals when they were still the Expos.
- The Reds entire projected 2012 infield were 2nd round picks: Joey Votto, Brandon Phillips, Zack Cozart and Scott Rolen - by three different teams across a span of 15 years.
- 31 of 39 are home-grown talent, having never left the Reds organization.
- 13 of 39, an even 1/3, are internationally-born players: Aroldis Chapman (Cuba), Johnny Cueto (DR), Kyle Lotzkar (Canada), Edinson Volquez (DR), Jose Arredondo (DR), Miguel Cairo (Venezuela), Juan Francisco (DR), DiDi Gregorius (Netherlands), Henry Rodriguez (Venezuela), Neftali Soto (PR), Joey Votto (Canada), Yonder Alonso (Cuba), Dennis Phipps (DR)
- There are 8 left-handed hitting position players: Yasmani Grandal (S), Juan Francisco, DiDi Gregorius, Donald Lutz, Henry Rodriguez (S), Joey Votto, Jay Bruce, Yonder Alonso,
- But only 3 left-handed pitchers: Aroldis Chapman, Travis Wood, Bill Bray
- Two switch hitters: Yasmani Grandal, Henry Rodriguez
- 6 players have undergone Tommy John Surgery: Edinson Volquez, Jose Arredondo, Bill Bray, Paul Janish, Kyle Lotzkar and Zack Cozart. It's 7 when you count Nick Masset, who - if the internet can be trusted anymore - had TJ during high school in 2000.
- Out of options: Jose Arredono, Bill Bray, Homer Bailey, Carlos Fisher, Juan Franciso, Nick Masset, Edinson Volquez
Starting Pitchers |
Age (Srvc.) |
B/T |
Acquired? |
Contract |
Nickname(s) |
Notes |
| Bronson Arroyo | 35 (9.15) | R/R | Trade w/ BOS (3/20/06) | '11-'13 | Saturn Nuts, Badroyo/Goodroyo, The Nasty Hook | 10-5 rights vest in early 2012; AS ('06), GG ('10) |
| Homer Bailey | 26 (3.02) | R/R | 2004 7th pick overall by Reds in amateur draft | Arb 1 in 2012 | Old Hoss | Out of options; Top 50 BA Prospect ('05-'08) |
| Aroldis Chapman | 24 (1.03) | L/L | Defected, signed as amateur FA (1/11/10) | Pre-arb (Projected arb after '13?) | Cubandolero, Chapmania | Top 50 BA Prospect ('10-'11), Largest bonus in Reds history, Native of Cuba |
| Johnny Cueto | 26 (4.0) | R/R | Signed as amateur FA (3/16/04) | '11-'14, '15 club option | Kueto, Johnny Cuest | Top 50 BA Prospect ('08), Native of DR |
| Mike Leake | 24 (2.0) | R/R | 2009 8th pick overall by Reds in amateur draft | Pre-arb (Projected arb after '12?) | Top 100 BA Prospect ('10) | |
| Kyle Lotzkar | 22 (0) | L/R | 2007 53rd pick overall (suppl. 1st round) by Reds in amateur draft | Pre-arb | Lotzkar of the Hill People | Best curveball in org (BA '10), TJ surgery in '09, Native of Canada |
| Pedro Villareal | 24 (0) | R/R | 7th round pick by Reds 2008 amateur draft | Pre-arb | ||
| Edinson Volquez | 28 (4.06) | R/R | Trade w/ TEX (12/21/07) | Arb 2 | The Wagon, Voltron | Out of options, TJ surgery (08/09), Top 100 BA Prospect ('06), Native of DR |
| Travis Wood | 25 (1.04) | R/L | 2nd round pick by Reds in 2005 amateur draft | Pre-arb | MLB.com AA SP of Year ('09), Best changeup in org (BA '06 -'08,'10) | |
Relief Pitchers |
Age (Srvc.) |
B/T |
Acquired? |
Contract |
Nickname(s) |
Notes |
| Jose Arredondo | 28 | R/R | Signed as FA (1/22/10) | Arb 1 | 'Dondo, Arredon-d'oh | Out of options, TJ surgery (12/09), Native of DR |
| Bill Bray | 29 (4.02) | L/L | Trade w/ WAS (7/13/06) | Arb 2 | Out of options, TJ surgery (05/09), Best slider in Nats' org ('05), 1st round (#13) pick by Expos ('04) | |
| Carlos Fisher | 29 (1.138) | R/R | 11th round pick by Reds in 2005 amateur draft | Pre-arb | King Fisher | Out of options |
| Sam LeCure | 28 (1.072) | R/R | 4th round pick by Reds in 2005 Amateur draft | Pre-arb | #LeMania, Yosemite Sam, SamWow | |
| Nick Masset | 30 (4.146) | R/R | Trade w/ CHW (7/31/08) | Arb 3 of 4 (Super Two) | Masset Hound | Out of options, TJ surgery during high school ('00) |
| Logan Ondrusek | 27 (1.144) | R/R | 13th round pick by Reds in 2005 Amateur draft | Pre-arb (projected arb after '12?) |
Lurch, Ondrusexy/ Ondrusucks |
|
Catchers |
Age (Srvc.) |
B/T |
Acquired? |
Contract |
Nickname(s) |
Notes |
| Yasmani Grandal | 23 (0) | S/R | 2010 13th pick overall by Reds in amateur draft | Pre-arb | Jazz Man, Yasmanian Devil | BA Reds #4 Prospect ('12), Native of Cuba |
| Ryan Hanigan | 31 (3.077) | R/R | Signed as amateur FA (8/23/02) | '11-'13 | RyHan, Ryan Air | International League Mid- and Post-season AS ('08) |
| Devin Mesoraco | 24 (.028) | R/R | 2007 15th pick overall by Reds in amateur draft | Pre-arb | Snacks, Golem, Meso-horny | BA Reds #1 Prospect ('12), Top 100 BA Prospect ('11), |
Infielders |
Age (Srvc.) |
B/T |
Acquired? |
Contract |
Nickname(s) |
Notes |
| Miguel Cairo | 38 (13.110) | R/R | Signed as minor league FA (1/27/10) | '11-'12 | Old Giza | Reds are Cairo's 9th major league org |
| Zack Cozart | 26 (.084) | R/R | 2nd round pick by Reds in 2007 amateur draft | Pre-arb | The Coz | BA Reds #5 Prospect ('12), BA AAA AS ('11), IL Mid- and Pos-season AS ('11), Best defensive infielder in org (BA '08-'09), TJ surgery (08/11) |
| Juan Francisco | 25 (.156) | L/R | Signed as amateur FA (5/6/04) | Pre-arb | El Niño Destructor ("E.N.D.") | Out of options, Right meniscus surgery (07/12), Reds Minor League Hitter of the Year ('08, '09) |
| Todd Frazier | 26 (.071) | R/R | 2007 34th pick overall by Reds (suppl. first round) | Pre-arb | The Toddfather | BA Top 50 Prospect ('10), BA Reds #1 Prospect ('10), BA Top 100 Prospect ('09), Southern League Mid- and Post-season AS ('09) |
| Didi Gregorius | 22 (0) | L/R | Signed as amateur FA (2008) | Pre-arb | BA Reds #7 Prospect ('12), BA Best Defensive Infielder and Infield Arm ('12), Native of Netherlands | |
| Paul Janish | 29 (3.064) | R/R | 5th round pick by Reds in 2004 amateur draft | Arb 1 | Soft J | BA Best Strike-zone Discipline in org ('08), TJ surgery (06/05) |
| Donald Lutz | 23 (0) | L/R | Signed as amateur FA (7/15/07) | Pre-arb | Resident of Germany | |
| Kris Negron | 26 (0) | R/R | Trade w/ BOS (8/14/09) | Pre-arb | ||
| Brandon Phillips | 31 (7.022) | R/R | Trade w/ CLE (4/7/06) | '08-'12 | BP, DatDude | AS ('10-'11), GG ('08, '10-'11), SS ('11), BP Top 50 Prospect ('02-'03) |
| Henry Rodriguez | 22 (0) | S/R | Signed as amateur FA (3/27/07) | Pre-arb | H-Rod | Ankle surgery (09/11), Native of Venezuela |
| Scott Rolen | 37 (15.060) | R/R | Trade w/ TOR (7/31/09) | '10-'12 | Scotty | Left shoulder surgery (08/11), ROY ('97), 7-time AS, 8-time GG |
| Neftali Soto | 23 (0) | R/R | 3rd round pick by Reds in 2007 amateur draft | Pre-arb | BA Best Power Hitter in Reds org ('12), Native of PR | |
| Chris Valaika | 26 (.089) | R/R | 3rd round pick by in 2006 amateur draft | Pre-arb | Lake Monster | Right knee ACL surgery (08/11) |
| Joey Votto | 28 (4.027) | L/R | 2nd round pick in 2002 amateur draft | '11-'13 | Jo-EH, Vottomatic, The Say Eh Kid, MVP | GG ('11), AS ('10-'11), MVP ('10), BA Top 50 Prospect ('07, '08), |
Outfielders |
Age (Srvc.) |
B/T |
Acquired? |
Contract |
Nickname(s) |
Notes |
| Yonder Alonso | 25 (.116) | L/R | 7th overall pick in 2008 amateur draft | Pre-arb | BA Reds #3 Prospect ('12), Best hitter for average, strike-zone discipline (BA '10-'12), BA Top 50 Prospect ('09-'10), BA Top 100 Prospect ('11) | |
| Jay Bruce | 25 (3.125) | L/L | 12th overall pick in 2005 amateur draft | '11-'16 (Team option in '17) | Bruce Almighty, HOVA, The Boss, Bruuuuuce | AS ('11), BA #1 Prospect ('08), Top 50 ('07), Top 100 ('06) |
| Chris Heisey | 27 (1.157) | R/R | 17th round pick in '06 amateur draft | Pre-arb (Projected arb after '12?) | Hi-Z, Hi-C | Reds Minor League Player of the Year ('09) |
| Dennis Phipps | 26 (0) | R/R | Signed as amateur FA (5/3/04) | Pre-arb | Native of DR | |
| Dave Sappelt | 25 (.053) | R/R | 9th round pick in 2008 amateur draft | Pre-arb | Sappelt's Show | Southern League AS and MVP ('10) BA AA All Star ('10), Reds Minor League Hitter of the Year ('10) |
| Drew Stubbs | 27 (2.047) | R/R | 8th pick overall in 2006 amateur draft | Pre-arb (Projected arb after '12) | Stubby, Light Tower Power (LTP), StubbHub | First Red to steal 40 bases since '97 ('11), Led NL in SO ('11), BA Top 100 Prospect ('07-'08) |
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there definitely should be!
Then, as players come and go from the 40-man, we’ll have a real Red Reporter Wiki!
"You said 'walks' twice."
"I like walks."
I thought Bray was
“Birthing Hips.”
by Joe Nolan's Neckbeard on Dec 14, 2011 6:18 PM EST up reply actions
I'll gladly accept blame for that one.
Wear something sexy to my funeral.
by Pops Daniels on Dec 15, 2011 9:42 AM EST up reply actions
And Mike Leake!
Mike Leake!

by the finest muffins on Dec 14, 2011 7:12 PM EST up reply actions 3 recs
i never got this one.
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by Yossarian22 on Dec 14, 2011 10:41 PM EST up reply actions
It's not our fault you don't watch better shows
"Aroldis Chapman is a seven course meal followed by four hours of sex on the table with a nymphomaniac model heiress who owns her own brewery." - jch24
by BK on Dec 14, 2011 10:59 PM EST up reply actions 3 recs
meh
A dope trailer is no place for a kitty.
by GlennBraggsSwingAndMissBrokenBat on Dec 16, 2011 12:35 PM EST up reply actions
Awesome stuff. Thank you.
And excited for all the fights to ensue over the “Nickname” category.
I didn’t realize Pedro Villareal is on the roster. I feel like his notes should say “Nothing interesting about this gentleman”
"You said 'walks' twice."
"I like walks."
and there's got to be a Light Tower reference in ol' Stubbykins.
Tequila and pancakes, anyone?
by Kevin Mitchell is Batman on Dec 14, 2011 6:16 PM EST up reply actions
and while we're at it
I always think “Wally” when I see Phipps’ name.
Tequila and pancakes, anyone?
by Kevin Mitchell is Batman on Dec 14, 2011 6:17 PM EST up reply actions
I really want to start saying "They call me Mr. Phipps!" when he does something good,
but I don’t think enough people have seen In the Heat of the Night.
"You said 'walks' twice."
"I like walks."
While watching a game on TV last summer, I said something about Drew
having a “hangdog expression” walking back to the dugout after striking out for the third time . My daughter overheard and started calling Stubbs “Hangdog.” So that’s what he’s known as around my house.
I don't know why my kids call me that. I think I'm a pretty nice mom.
Also, my youngest daughter calls her Reds-themed Mr. Potato Head
Drew Spuds. Which is pretty darn cute.
I don't know why my kids call me that. I think I'm a pretty nice mom.
by darthmom on Dec 15, 2011 8:58 AM EST up reply actions 1 recs
That's adorable and fantastic.
Reds-themed puns in childhood? She’s doomed to end up here someday.
by the finest muffins on Dec 15, 2011 9:40 AM EST up reply actions
Where my kid will undoubtedly offend her
"Wait, you think I'm being mean to the pretend orangutan?" -- battlekow
JCH jr.?
I’ll start warning my daughters now. :)
I don't know why my kids call me that. I think I'm a pretty nice mom.
It's already too late.
"You said 'walks' twice."
"I like walks."
by Cy Schourek on Dec 15, 2011 10:10 AM EST up reply actions 1 recs
your kids sound awesome!
Fuck lion say what! i got a fuck lion now come fuck wit me
by UncleWeez on Dec 15, 2011 1:29 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Yes.
It feels so nice to be back to normal
by nycredsfan on Dec 14, 2011 9:14 PM EST via mobile up reply actions
The nicknames for Lotzkar, Hanigan, and Mesoraco
had me laughing out loud. Never seen any of those.
expectations are premeditated resentments - cheshirecat
Tommy John surgery
You left out Soft-J. He had TJ surgery when he was at Dayton. Missed almost the whole season.
All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?
Well-spotted
Fix’d. I was surprise to learn Masset has TJ also. Almost 12 years a go
Mgr., Red Reporter
"Bootsy, you're a superstar right?"
"Twinkle, twinkle, babble."
by RijoSaboCaseyWKRP on Dec 14, 2011 5:48 PM EST up reply actions
tHom and Chris bring it up from time to time.
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by Yossarian22 on Dec 14, 2011 10:42 PM EST up reply actions
This is great. Thanks 'KRP!
Tequila and pancakes, anyone?
by Kevin Mitchell is Batman on Dec 14, 2011 5:49 PM EST reply actions
This is good stuff, I must agree.
by Joe Nolan's Neckbeard on Dec 14, 2011 6:16 PM EST up reply actions
I don't want Theriot,
Cozart could hit .419 in spring training and dusty would still start the wrong guy.
I think Janish could be great in the back up roll.
I agree.
Janish has “Manos de Oro” written all over him.
Tequila and pancakes, anyone?
by Kevin Mitchell is Batman on Dec 14, 2011 6:39 PM EST up reply actions
I'm a little worried about Theriot
but Dusty seems to have a lot of faith in Cozart, in a way he never did with Janish. I maintain that it was Dusty who forced Walt to call up Cozart. And once he was called up, he played.
Janish could be great in a backup role, but Walt won’t trust him there, because he’s afraid that Cozart will fail, and the backup SS will become the starter.
I think (barring something unexpected) that Janish will end up Louisville. Probably playing multiple positions. That way, Didi can keep playing SS, and Janish can get some experience at other positions. He’s a good SS, but not so good at 2B and 3B. Probably because he’s only played SS his whole career.
Janish has options, and that’s a valuable thing. Might as well use them. Next year, he’ll be out of options. If Cozart has proven himself, Janish can be the back up. If Cozart has crashed and burned, the Reds will probably part ways with Janish (and Cozart will be the new Janish).
All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?
oh fer gosh sake, don't refer to the potential "new Janish" in a thread about nicknames, BF!
Tequila and pancakes, anyone?
by Kevin Mitchell is Batman on Dec 14, 2011 6:58 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Didi's gonna be in AAA next year?
I think he’ll at least start in AA.
"You said 'walks' twice."
"I like walks."
I dunno
A lot of people seem to be expecting him to be in Louisville next year. Maybe because the Bats don’t have any shortstops on their roster.
All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?
Negron is actually listed as a second baseman, not a SS
Probably for good reason, alas. Though he was the Bats’ SS most of the time when Cozart was called up/DL’d.
All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?
That might very well be an indication that they're expecting Janish to start at AAA this year
In anticipation of signing a veteran backup.
If Soft J was going to be the backup in the bigs, wouldn’t Negron be the presumed starter in AAA?
Fuck lion say what! i got a fuck lion now come fuck wit me
I don't think that's how it works
I do think they are expecting Janish to end up in Louisville, but I don’t think that has anything to do with how the players are listed on the roster. I think they are usually listed under their “natural” positions, which isn’t necessarily the position they are playing.
Though Joe Savery was listed as in infielder on the IronPigs roster. I think that was someone’s idea of a joke. He was used as a relief pitcher, never as an infielder. (Though he did DH occasionally in AA that year.)
All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?
please what?
“Please kiss me, Kutie?”

I haven’t seen Didi or Billy in person yet, but based on the sample size I’ve seen thus far, the Reds’ shortstops lead the league in adorableness.
All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?
by BubbaFan on Dec 14, 2011 7:49 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Didi "Gorgeous" Gregorius
Didi Gold Gloves. Didi Just Do That??
expectations are premeditated resentments - cheshirecat
Billy Hamilton is not what I would call adorable
It feels so nice to be back to normal
by nycredsfan on Dec 14, 2011 9:18 PM EST via mobile up reply actions
oh man, he's fuuuuuuunny lookin
Mesoraco still wins for funniest lookin dude on the team. Him or Porky Lopez.
Fuck lion say what! i got a fuck lion now come fuck wit me
so, I went looking for photos of young Billy
and found this one.
I thought, he’s not so bad looking. Then I thought, he looks like Dave Sappelt.
It is Dave Sappelt. Stupid Bleacher Report.
All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?
same'd
I thought, “He’s nice looking but I’ve never seen Billy Hamilton before and this guy looks really familiar….”
I don't know why my kids call me that. I think I'm a pretty nice mom.
a quick GIS
brings up, well, lots of people named Billy Hamilton. As well as young William as a football recruit:

"You said 'walks' twice."
"I like walks."
by Cy Schourek on Dec 15, 2011 10:05 AM EST up reply actions
This the Billy Hamilton our Billy Hamilton should emulate.

A dope trailer is no place for a kitty.
by GlennBraggsSwingAndMissBrokenBat on Dec 16, 2011 12:38 PM EST up reply actions
This post is so great. Impressive work.
I also want to submit SamWow for the Sam LeCure nickname column.
by the finest muffins on Dec 14, 2011 7:14 PM EST reply actions
This is my favorite one
"Aroldis Chapman is a seven course meal followed by four hours of sex on the table with a nymphomaniac model heiress who owns her own brewery." - jch24
by BK on Dec 14, 2011 7:21 PM EST up reply actions
Weren't you the one who came up with it?
by the finest muffins on Dec 14, 2011 7:56 PM EST up reply actions
Yes
"Aroldis Chapman is a seven course meal followed by four hours of sex on the table with a nymphomaniac model heiress who owns her own brewery." - jch24
by BK on Dec 14, 2011 8:10 PM EST up reply actions
Am I not allowed to like a nickname I made up?
"Aroldis Chapman is a seven course meal followed by four hours of sex on the table with a nymphomaniac model heiress who owns her own brewery." - jch24
by BK on Dec 14, 2011 9:02 PM EST up reply actions
can you rec this comment?
OH SNAP.
Tequila and pancakes, anyone?
by Kevin Mitchell is Batman on Dec 14, 2011 9:03 PM EST up reply actions
OH SNAP!
Tequila and pancakes, anyone?
by Kevin Mitchell is Batman on Dec 14, 2011 11:20 PM EST up reply actions
I had a Nigerian friend in college named Oluwaseun, who went by "O"
everytime he walked into a room, everyone would shout “O!!!!!!!!!!!!” which was pretty cool.
"You said 'walks' twice."
"I like walks."
by Cy Schourek on Dec 15, 2011 10:06 AM EST up reply actions
Until he bilked them out of their life's savings via email
/racist’d
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by Slyde on Dec 15, 2011 11:14 AM EST up reply actions 3 recs
Oh
Well in that case, that was hilarious
"Aroldis Chapman is a seven course meal followed by four hours of sex on the table with a nymphomaniac model heiress who owns her own brewery." - jch24
by BK on Dec 14, 2011 9:11 PM EST up reply actions
I came here pimping my Yorman nickname
I can’t fault ya BK. And SamWow works for me, because in true RR fashion it makes me think of JWow’s boobs.
Tequila and pancakes, anyone?
by Kevin Mitchell is Batman on Dec 14, 2011 9:13 PM EST up reply actions
this is correct.
Tequila and pancakes, anyone?
by Kevin Mitchell is Batman on Dec 14, 2011 11:23 PM EST up reply actions
shouldn't he be Sammy Sweetheart?
y’know, if we’re goin Jersey Shore, we might as well be accurate about it
Fuck lion say what! i got a fuck lion now come fuck wit me
Tl;DR really puts the work into RR.
nycredsfan could learn a thing or two from him.
//attacknycredsfanwithlittlereason’d
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by Yossarian22 on Dec 14, 2011 10:45 PM EST up reply actions
You sir,
should be paid both money and muff for your fine work.
"Call me old fashioned, but I think fire is magic, and it scares me a lot."
Great work, TLDR
I can probably help out with the nicknames, since this comment section is about to turn into a huge debate regarding the subject:
Arroyo: The Nasty Hook
Bailey: Old Hoss
Chapman: The Cuban Missile (not my favorite nickname, but it’s going to stick)
Cueto: Kueto, Cuetaldinho (just made that up, that’s pretty good you guys)
Fisher: Kingfisher
LeCure: SamWow
Mesoraco: Snacks, MesoRAKEo (and I’ve never heard your nickname)
Cozart: Brozart
Gregorious: “Don’t call me Mariekson”
Phillips: Cancer, The Franchise
Votto: The Say Eh Kid
Sappelt: Sappelt’s Show (the other one is too sappy)
Stubbs: Young Robert Stubbs, Light Tower Power
More to come as I remember them
"Aroldis Chapman is a seven course meal followed by four hours of sex on the table with a nymphomaniac model heiress who owns her own brewery." - jch24
I just can't wait til Yorman makes it to the 40 man.
Tequila and pancakes, anyone?
by Kevin Mitchell is Batman on Dec 14, 2011 7:36 PM EST up reply actions
The Manaman?
Bart: "Dad, what's a Muppet?"
Homer: "Well, it's not quite a mop, not quite a puppet, but man... (laughs, then pauses) So, to answer you question, I don't know."
Are you (chap)man or are you muppet?
(or are you a Muppet of a (chap)man?)
Tanzen!
by Verka Serduchka on Dec 14, 2011 8:33 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
X
Tequila and pancakes, anyone?
by Kevin Mitchell is Batman on Dec 14, 2011 8:33 PM EST up reply actions
Always reminds me of this
"Aroldis Chapman is a seven course meal followed by four hours of sex on the table with a nymphomaniac model heiress who owns her own brewery." - jch24
by BK on Dec 14, 2011 9:02 PM EST up reply actions
Stubbs the Zombie!
Seriously, it’s going to be a thing.
by the finest muffins on Dec 14, 2011 8:12 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
BUUUUUUNNNNNNTSSSSSS

Fuck lion say what! i got a fuck lion now come fuck wit me
by UncleWeez on Dec 15, 2011 12:38 AM EST up reply actions 2 recs
-Cincinnati.com
"You said 'walks' twice."
"I like walks."
by Cy Schourek on Dec 15, 2011 10:07 AM EST up reply actions
I like it.
"You said 'walks' twice."
"I like walks."
by Cy Schourek on Dec 15, 2011 10:07 AM EST up reply actions
when people are nagging about the nicknames, it means everythign else is pretty fantastic.
I would also submit Wolfgang Amadeus for Cozart. I know me and BK tried to push Johnye Cuest for a while, but I think I’m ready to give up on that one.
"You said 'walks' twice."
"I like walks."
by Cy Schourek on Dec 14, 2011 8:30 PM EST up reply actions 3 recs
I thought that was a pretty good one, but it didn't stick
"Aroldis Chapman is a seven course meal followed by four hours of sex on the table with a nymphomaniac model heiress who owns her own brewery." - jch24
by BK on Dec 14, 2011 9:02 PM EST up reply actions
Not a huge fan of Cuest for a nickname
Wolfgang is pretty alright though
expectations are premeditated resentments - cheshirecat
so let's call him Hadji!
Tequila and pancakes, anyone?
by Kevin Mitchell is Batman on Dec 14, 2011 9:05 PM EST up reply actions
or Johnny 5

Tequila and pancakes, anyone?
by Kevin Mitchell is Batman on Dec 14, 2011 9:06 PM EST up reply actions
Sorry
That one is Brett Wallace.
by Charlie Scrabbles on Dec 14, 2011 9:17 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
I knew you knew that...

Tequila and pancakes, anyone?
by Kevin Mitchell is Batman on Dec 14, 2011 9:19 PM EST up reply actions
Kuato!

A dope trailer is no place for a kitty.
by GlennBraggsSwingAndMissBrokenBat on Dec 16, 2011 12:40 PM EST up reply actions
Eh, the Johnye Cuest and Jay Hova collabo is sure to be incredible next year
"Aroldis Chapman is a seven course meal followed by four hours of sex on the table with a nymphomaniac model heiress who owns her own brewery." - jch24
by BK on Dec 14, 2011 9:07 PM EST up reply actions
Wolfgang Amadeus Cozart must be a thing.
I insist on it.
It feels so nice to be back to normal
by nycredsfan on Dec 14, 2011 9:22 PM EST via mobile up reply actions
Forgot about that one, I really like that
"Aroldis Chapman is a seven course meal followed by four hours of sex on the table with a nymphomaniac model heiress who owns her own brewery." - jch24
by BK on Dec 14, 2011 9:24 PM EST up reply actions
too long
it’s going to be abbreviated to “WAC.” 
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Or Wolfgang. Or Wolfie, like in the movie.
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by nycredsfan on Dec 14, 2011 9:32 PM EST via mobile up reply actions
No Wolfie, please
I know a sexual predator by that name
Bart: "Dad, what's a Muppet?"
Homer: "Well, it's not quite a mop, not quite a puppet, but man... (laughs, then pauses) So, to answer you question, I don't know."
I didn't know we called jch "wolfie"
Fuck lion say what! i got a fuck lion now come fuck wit me
by UncleWeez on Dec 15, 2011 12:41 AM EST up reply actions 3 recs
I'm not a sexual predator, I just play one on the internet
"Wait, you think I'm being mean to the pretend orangutan?" -- battlekow
Rock Me Zackadeus
"Aroldis Chapman is a seven course meal followed by four hours of sex on the table with a nymphomaniac model heiress who owns her own brewery." - jch24
by BK on Dec 15, 2011 8:48 AM EST up reply actions
i think everyone named zach should automatically be nicknamed "preppy"
by 'tHan on Dec 15, 2011 8:53 AM EST up reply actions 4 recs
This could be a promising theme
We could come up with a whole slew of spin-off nicknames, like “LaCoste”, “Cake-Eater”, “Trust Fund Baby”, “Richie Rich”, and so on.
by Charlie Scrabbles on Dec 15, 2011 9:55 AM EST up reply actions
Docksider
Charles Skeffington III
Judge Smails
Dirt Bikes!
by 3 Fast 3 Furious on Dec 15, 2011 10:58 AM EST up reply actions
pssssst
he was making a Saved By the Bell reference
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by UncleWeez on Dec 15, 2011 12:14 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Yes Voley, it is.
"Wait, you think I'm being mean to the pretend orangutan?" -- battlekow
by jch24 on Dec 15, 2011 1:08 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
screw you.
"Red Reporter - An elitist clique full of like-minded douchebags." - BK
by ZJiff30 on Dec 15, 2011 6:40 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
I have to defend my good name.
"Red Reporter - An elitist clique full of like-minded douchebags." - BK
oh, if you and I like it, then jch will hate it
The ends justify the means
by Highlifeman21 on Dec 16, 2011 6:54 PM EST up reply actions
how does Wolfgang feel about you?
The ends justify the means
by Highlifeman21 on Dec 17, 2011 3:40 PM EST up reply actions
the Cozart one is brillant
that needs to become a thing
since I like it, it won’t
The ends justify the means
by Highlifeman21 on Dec 16, 2011 6:54 PM EST up reply actions
I think Voley came up with it, but I could be wrong.
Either way, it has a broad base.
"You said 'walks' twice."
"I like walks."
by Cy Schourek on Dec 17, 2011 11:35 AM EST up reply actions
Love Nasty Hook
SamWow, Say Eh Kid, even Brozart. I wish Cuban Missile wouldn’t end up as Chapman’s nickname.
expectations are premeditated resentments - cheshirecat
I prefer Saturn Nuts for Bronson
That one makes me giggle.
darthmom: It's like sabremetrics, but for boobs.
Lurch is also
The Big O
and may I suggest … tldr
You're never as bad as you look when you lose. You're never as good as you look when you win.
These are good
Will update. I’m resistant to Cuban Missile also, because it was already Alexei Ramirez’s nickname and it seems like that’s what he “throws,” not what he “is.” But it’s got more claim to being his nickname than anything else.
Mgr., Red Reporter
"Bootsy, you're a superstar right?"
"Twinkle, twinkle, babble."
by RijoSaboCaseyWKRP on Dec 15, 2011 11:57 AM EST up reply actions
but Cubandolero is actually pretty good and I think it has as much claim as anything else
/mornarchicproblems
expectations are premeditated resentments - cheshirecat
forgot one about Bruce, or maybe more
seems like a lot of them goin’ on in here
The Deal
J Love, maybe Jay Love
Cincinnati Stunner
The ends justify the means
by Highlifeman21 on Dec 16, 2011 6:53 PM EST up reply actions
I like Hard J (vs Janish's Soft J)
I think BubbaFan came up with that one or at least she’s the one I first saw use it.
I don't know why my kids call me that. I think I'm a pretty nice mom.
I'm kinda bummed Hova didn't catch
"You said 'walks' twice."
"I like walks."
by Cy Schourek on Dec 17, 2011 11:36 AM EST up reply actions
And Donald Lutz?
Deluxe, D-Lutz.
Tanzen!
by Verka Serduchka on Dec 14, 2011 8:34 PM EST reply actions
Lutz Stay Together!

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by Kevin Mitchell is Batman on Dec 14, 2011 8:36 PM EST up reply actions
Jim Bowden thinks the Reds should trade Yonder and Yasmani
for Wade Davis and BJ Upton.
Does barf ruin or dissolve leather pants?
Fucking barf.
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by Kevin Mitchell is Batman on Dec 14, 2011 8:53 PM EST reply actions
That man was our GM for over a decade, ladies and gentlemen.
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by nycredsfan on Dec 14, 2011 9:23 PM EST via mobile up reply actions
I've got a couple nickname ideas:
Heisey: Heisman
Alonso: Scarface. You know, he leaves Cuba for the U.S., strikes it big here. We need someone to be the bad guy!
Respect my authoritah!
"Do the Heisey on that ho"
"Aroldis Chapman is a seven course meal followed by four hours of sex on the table with a nymphomaniac model heiress who owns her own brewery." - jch24
by BK on Dec 14, 2011 9:04 PM EST up reply actions
Heisey is Ecto-Cooler
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by nycredsfan on Dec 14, 2011 9:25 PM EST via mobile up reply actions
I thought Cairo was Old Giza
props to whoever invented that, it’s brilliant.
expectations are premeditated resentments - cheshirecat
the Cairopractor
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by BubbaFan on Dec 15, 2011 6:31 AM EST up reply actions 2 recs
BA's top Reds prospects by year
courtesy of TBC.
Check out 2006. Joey Votto is #9, behind such luminaries as Chris Denorfia, Miguel Perez, and Tyler Pelland.
All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?
Huh.
Interesting how Travis Wood(s) was top 6 in both 06 and 07, but then took a 2 year hiatus before reappearing in 2009 in the top 10 again.
Maybe that’s just how he operates…a few good years followed by a shit one or two. Breakout in 2012?
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by Kevin Mitchell is Batman on Dec 14, 2011 9:23 PM EST up reply actions
He had a bad shoulder injury, didn't he?
I think that derailed him for a while.
by Charlie Scrabbles on Dec 14, 2011 9:24 PM EST up reply actions
He also couldn't hit the broadside of a barn for a while, IIRC
That might’ve been injury related.
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by nycredsfan on Dec 14, 2011 9:27 PM EST via mobile up reply actions
yes
He spend several months on the DL in 2007.
All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?
I still think he's gonna be great
I hope he isn’t traded.
by Charlie Scrabbles on Dec 14, 2011 9:33 PM EST up reply actions
Yet another player
With more value to us than he has to other teams. I still have hope he can become a #3 type.
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by nycredsfan on Dec 14, 2011 9:36 PM EST via mobile up reply actions
I'm still bullish on Wood.
I wish the Reds were, too.
No more sending him down mid season. Give him his season and see what he’s got.
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by Kevin Mitchell is Batman on Dec 14, 2011 9:40 PM EST up reply actions
sorta'd.
Wood was a 2nd round pick who’s been in the Reds top 10 prospects (when healthy) for 6 years, was the AA pitcher of the year, and damn near threw a perfect game vs. the Phillies in their offensive glory days.
That’s a lot more pedigree than “being traded mid-season for Kyle Lohse.”
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by Kevin Mitchell is Batman on Dec 14, 2011 9:47 PM EST up reply actions
Agreed.
Jay Bruce and Travis Wood were the top two picks of the draft. I distinctly remember my friend saying that he’d trade Mark Prior for the two of ’em after their debut season. I told him Hell No.
The difference between the two years is fewer flies, more grounders and slightly more liners. It’s also a .260 BABIP in 2010 and a 330 BABIP in 2011. He’s a 24-year-old 2-3 win pitcher who’ll have a few good years as he gets older. I’m excited to see it.
"You said 'walks' twice."
"I like walks."
Wood wasn't just dinked around last year
He got hit hard. XBH rate went up 50%. This sounds like such a fallback, but I feel like the league adjusted to him. I hope he can do his own adjusting.
SSS and all, of course.
Seriously? The Reds have a golden chance over the next two years to make a deep run in the playoffs. The LAST thing I want to see is a guy being given the chance to "figure it out:" at the major league level.
"Wait, you think I'm being mean to the pretend orangutan?" -- battlekow
We could do much worse for a 5th starter
by Charlie Scrabbles on Dec 15, 2011 9:55 AM EST up reply actions
I always forget that he is in play for the rotation this year
That could be a pleasant surprise. I guess the popular sentiment is that he’ll start in AAA, right? I just don’t see that happening though. I keep forgetting to get excited about that.
by Charlie Scrabbles on Dec 15, 2011 10:23 AM EST up reply actions
Even if he's a resounding success as a SP
there’s no way he throws more than 120 innings, so someone’s gonna have to be that “extra” 5th starter. Personally I hope its Wood.
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by Kevin Mitchell is Batman on Dec 15, 2011 10:29 AM EST up reply actions
this
he’s arguably our 3rd best SP after Cueto and Chapman
The ends justify the means
by Highlifeman21 on Dec 16, 2011 6:57 PM EST up reply actions
Who else do we have after those two?
Arroyo? Bailey? Volquez? Leake? I think Leake has the best case out of those guys, but this exercise is example #1 why we need a good starter. Travis Wood has a decent argument as our #3. Or hell, even #2.
by Charlie Scrabbles on Dec 17, 2011 10:17 AM EST up reply actions
no, Mike Leake is better
Mike Leake has proven to be able to adjust to the league’s adjustments. Travis Wood has not. Mike Leake is a successful MLB pitcher, Travis Wood is not.
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by Yossarian22 on Dec 17, 2011 11:32 AM EST up reply actions
show your work
The ends justify the means
by Highlifeman21 on Dec 17, 2011 12:08 PM EST up reply actions
Mike Leake pitched well last year
Travis Wood did not.
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by Yossarian22 on Dec 17, 2011 12:09 PM EST up reply actions
so we're looking at 1 year?
selective end points are what the kids are doin’ in the streets, I see
The ends justify the means
by Highlifeman21 on Dec 17, 2011 12:10 PM EST up reply actions
Compare Travis to Homer Bailey for their careers
compare his career to Mike Leake, or if this is about careers, you’d have to go ahead and give the edge to Arroyo.
The only argument Travis Wood has is on half of a good year, so why are you complaining about Yossi using a one-year sample?
expectations are premeditated resentments - cheshirecat
I take age into consideration as well
Arroyo’s old, and I expect him to continue to regress
Leake should continue to improve, as should Wood
Who knows what Bailey will do. He’s been the biggest wildcard on the staff for years.
The instability of the Reds pitching staff over the last few years has allowed some guys to have more MLB innings than maybe they should have..
The ends justify the means
by Highlifeman21 on Dec 17, 2011 12:15 PM EST up reply actions
(clears throat)
They’re trending in opposite directions, sir.
"Wait, you think I'm being mean to the pretend orangutan?" -- battlekow
blow me
Madville’d
The ends justify the means
by Highlifeman21 on Dec 17, 2011 3:40 PM EST up reply actions
This is crazy talk
Cueto is obviously 1 and Leake is obviously 2. After that, then there are arguments. Right now I’d have to say Bailey 3. I don’t see how you can put Wood above any of these guys. I also don’t see how you can say anything at all about Chapman yet. Putting Wood above Arroyo is a stretch.
expectations are premeditated resentments - cheshirecat
I respectfully disagree, as I am looking at projected rotation
Leake could be #3, that’s fine. Wood #4, don’t care. But I don’t really see a big difference in the 2 of them.
After their awful last year, Arroyo and Volquez are fighting it out for worst guy on the staff
The ends justify the means
by Highlifeman21 on Dec 17, 2011 12:13 PM EST up reply actions
But you're comfortable saying Wood is better than Arroyo and Volquez?
I mean yeah there are arguments but it is far from a sure thing. And mainly, I have no idea at all where you are putting Chapman ahead of any of them.
FWIW, I think Wood has the potential to be as good as Leake, so I see where that argument comes from. But he hasn’t done it yet and I don’t honestly think he will.
expectations are premeditated resentments - cheshirecat
I look at it kinda like this
if I can’t give the ball to Chapman, Cueto, or possible Leake, who’s gettin’ it?
I’m givin’ the ball to Wood, then reluctantly Volquez. Arroyo can go fuck himself.
I’m putting Chapman up with Cueto b/c of stuff, potential, etc..
The ends justify the means
by Highlifeman21 on Dec 17, 2011 12:20 PM EST up reply actions
OK, this is completely understandable
though I don’t yet agree that Chapman should be included.
expectations are premeditated resentments - cheshirecat
if want to believe all the "Chapman's gonna start" talk
so I want to see him get his first start no later than game 3 for the Reds
The ends justify the means
by Highlifeman21 on Dec 17, 2011 12:25 PM EST up reply actions
why not leave him in teh oven a bit longer?
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by Yossarian22 on Dec 17, 2011 12:28 PM EST up reply actions
stop being so logical
The ends justify the means
by Highlifeman21 on Dec 17, 2011 12:31 PM EST up reply actions
no it isn't
he cannot file for free agency until he has spent 6 full seasons in the big league.
Time in AAA does not count towards his clock.
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by Yossarian22 on Dec 17, 2011 12:48 PM EST up reply actions
I thought it was a 6-year deal?
I could be wrong about this, of course.
"You said 'walks' twice."
"I like walks."
wikipedia says you are correct
6 years.
so the reds have only wasted a third of his contract at this point.
Nah
He only has a little over one year of major league service time, so the Reds have him for at least another five years.
But yeah, one year wasted.
by Charlie Scrabbles on Dec 18, 2011 6:29 AM EST up reply actions
right
it would be an arb year, not covered by the contract
expectations are premeditated resentments - cheshirecat
Yep
the only way Chapman can leave before he accumulates 6 years of service time is if the Reds choose to let him go.
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by Yossarian22 on Dec 19, 2011 11:54 AM EST up reply actions
that would certainly be a decision!
The ends justify the means
by Highlifeman21 on Dec 19, 2011 9:26 PM EST up reply actions
is the oven the bullpen?
b/c if the oven is AAA, you’re out of your fucking mind either way
The ends justify the means
by Highlifeman21 on Dec 17, 2011 12:31 PM EST up reply actions
not at all
- is up for grabs after those 2
In the argument, I’d include:
Wood
Leake
Bailey
Volquez (maybe)
I don’t care if you say Wood is 3 or Leake is 3, makes no difference to me. I’d then say Bailey is after them. Volquez, who the fuck knows about him.
Leave Arroyo out for the garbage man to pick him up on trash day
The ends justify the means
by Highlifeman21 on Dec 17, 2011 12:07 PM EST up reply actions
not sure why that didn't say #3 is up for grabs after those 2..
The ends justify the means
by Highlifeman21 on Dec 17, 2011 12:09 PM EST up reply actions
Because if he is going by upside not current achievements
Chapman should be #1, if he is going by achievements Cueto and Leake should by 1 and 2, with no further discussion.
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by Yossarian22 on Dec 17, 2011 12:13 PM EST up reply actions
stuff, upside
being a lefty
ya know..
The ends justify the means
by Highlifeman21 on Dec 17, 2011 12:17 PM EST up reply actions
Then the top of the rotation should be
Volquez, Chapman, Cueto, Bailey
expectations are premeditated resentments - cheshirecat
in a perfect world, yes
however, Volquez would never start for the Reds again if I had my way
The ends justify the means
by Highlifeman21 on Dec 17, 2011 12:23 PM EST up reply actions
I feel you
but you just can’t have it both ways!
expectations are premeditated resentments - cheshirecat
speaking of opportunities
Happy Anniversary, buddy!
The ends justify the means
by Highlifeman21 on Dec 17, 2011 12:30 PM EST up reply actions
only thing I got you was my continued hate for the Hamilton trade
and understated lack of dislike for Volquez, hope it wasn’t too much
The ends justify the means
by Highlifeman21 on Dec 17, 2011 12:43 PM EST up reply actions
when is the Volquez for Seth Smith trade happening?
The ends justify the means
by Highlifeman21 on Dec 17, 2011 12:30 PM EST up reply actions
it's true
I did say that at Noon 30 the day that Volquez left town
The ends justify the means
by Highlifeman21 on Dec 18, 2011 1:28 AM EST up reply actions
Forget about Chapman
what about Mike Leake?
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what about him?
The ends justify the means
by Highlifeman21 on Dec 17, 2011 12:09 PM EST up reply actions
and 10th for 2005
Janny was also picked as the best defensive infielder several years (C-Dick was the best defensive outfielder), and best infield arm (Deno had the best outfield arm).
His rookie year, he was the first winner ever of the Dernell Stenson Award (MVP of the Florida Instructional League).
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We will look back and say the same thing about half of the guys on those lists
expectations are premeditated resentments - cheshirecat
Speaking of which
I know the old adage of “teams and their fans always overvalue their own prospects,” but let this list be a lesson to those opposed to emptying the coffers to obtain a big leaguer.
If acquiring an ace means sending a team 2 Top 100 prospects and filler, would it really have hurt to have given up Homer and Frazier for an ace 2 years ago?
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by Kevin Mitchell is Batman on Dec 14, 2011 9:38 PM EST up reply actions
But Guys like Homer don't grow on trees
Bart: "Dad, what's a Muppet?"
Homer: "Well, it's not quite a mop, not quite a puppet, but man... (laughs, then pauses) So, to answer you question, I don't know."
neither do available-for-trade ace pitchers.
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by Kevin Mitchell is Batman on Dec 14, 2011 9:54 PM EST up reply actions
If this team had never started Bailey for a single game
would it really be any worse (or better) off than it has been?
expectations are premeditated resentments - cheshirecat
Ehhh, or Jay Bruce and Joey Votto 2 years before that.
These things are cyclical.
But meanwhile, that 2007 list…dang. 8 players on a division champion squad, one guy who retired, and only one flameout. How often does THAT happen?
"You said 'walks' twice."
"I like walks."
2003 was just the worst fucking year.
It was built up as “New ballpark new team championship!” and just literally everything went wrong.
"You said 'walks' twice."
"I like walks."
by Cy Schourek on Dec 14, 2011 10:04 PM EST up reply actions
It was indeed probably the low point of my Reds fandom
and Reds-hood in general. I agree.
expectations are premeditated resentments - cheshirecat
2010 was pretty great though, huh?
god, that was such a fun season. i miss that.
Fuck lion say what! i got a fuck lion now come fuck wit me
me too, buddy

Let a man come in and do the Popcorn.
Crum-Bum Beat
by -ManBearPig on Dec 15, 2011 1:30 AM EST up reply actions 4 recs
wow, the rightmost folks in that picture...
"You said 'walks' twice."
"I like walks."
by Cy Schourek on Dec 15, 2011 10:08 AM EST up reply actions
I wish Janish was leaning a bit more to his right
Then I wouldn’t have to see Jim Edmonds.
darthmom: It's like sabremetrics, but for boobs.
so
Teh Fay says Walt is after Joe Saunders. (MLBTR says the RedSox are after him, too.)
Maybe it was one of the lefty pitchers they were after in the Rule 5 draft. Cesar Cabral, maybe?
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Signing Joe Saunders would be a fuck
by Charlie Scrabbles on Dec 14, 2011 9:36 PM EST up reply actions 4 recs
Yeah, I mistakenly said he'd be a decent signing.
Then I really looked at his numbers. No thanks.
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by nycredsfan on Dec 14, 2011 9:37 PM EST via mobile up reply actions
Did you hear me? I said no thanks!!!
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by nycredsfan on Dec 14, 2011 9:38 PM EST via mobile up reply actions 6 recs
everyone rec this man
so that when it happens and he sucks, we’ll easily know where to look to find the proof RR was right.
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by Kevin Mitchell is Batman on Dec 14, 2011 9:39 PM EST up reply actions
And 'creds was wrong!
Holy shit – miracles do happen!
Bart: "Dad, what's a Muppet?"
Homer: "Well, it's not quite a mop, not quite a puppet, but man... (laughs, then pauses) So, to answer you question, I don't know."
Green this comment
As proof that it does happen once in a blue moon!
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by nycredsfan on Dec 14, 2011 10:00 PM EST via mobile up reply actions
wrong again
the moon is white, fucktard
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by UncleWeez on Dec 15, 2011 12:56 AM EST up reply actions 3 recs
I'm hesitant to sign any more relievers
With Brackman on board, the roster will be full. Relief pitching is such a crap shoot anyway, I’d be willing to stay in-house for that (including the closer).
Get us a starting pitcher, Walt!
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Joe Saunders is a starter
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by nycredsfan on Dec 14, 2011 9:53 PM EST via mobile up reply actions
Get us a non-sucky starting pitcher, Walt!
Bart: "Dad, what's a Muppet?"
Homer: "Well, it's not quite a mop, not quite a puppet, but man... (laughs, then pauses) So, to answer you question, I don't know."
he is?
Yeesh. I thought the Red Sox were looking at him as a LOOGY.
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If I still posted here
Oh man, all the If the Brackman Turns My Way references you guys would be subjected to, you don’t even know.
I assume Kent Brackman is already a thing.
by Brendanukkah on Dec 15, 2011 8:35 AM EST up reply actions
Brackman Turner Overdrive?
Is there a mod so powerful he can ban himself?
by andromache on Dec 15, 2011 11:28 AM EST up reply actions 6 recs
he is a poor man's Mark Buerhle, get it done Walt!
actually I had never heard of Joe Saunders before, and he looks like an averagish pitcher at age 30 who could turn to shit at anytime.
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by Yossarian22 on Dec 14, 2011 10:51 PM EST up reply actions
were you not living in Chicago when he was winning World Series with them?
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by Kevin Mitchell is Batman on Dec 14, 2011 10:59 PM EST up reply actions
or
was that during The Cuba Years™.
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by Kevin Mitchell is Batman on Dec 14, 2011 10:59 PM EST up reply actions
Cy, I defused your gif.
I’m watching the Brad Melzer’s Decoded on the Mayan calendar and end of the world, and I got worried that that damn thing was a countdown of some sort.
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by Kevin Mitchell is Batman on Dec 14, 2011 11:01 PM EST reply actions 4 recs
thanks.
That got out of hand quickly.
"You said 'walks' twice."
"I like walks."
by Cy Schourek on Dec 15, 2011 10:09 AM EST up reply actions
Arredondo nicknames:
’Dondo
or
Arredon-
Let a man come in and do the Popcorn.
Crum-Bum Beat
by -ManBearPig on Dec 15, 2011 1:39 AM EST reply actions 2 recs
ArredonD'OH is a pretty good performance-based nickname
I forgot about Ondrusexy/Ondrusucks too
"Aroldis Chapman is a seven course meal followed by four hours of sex on the table with a nymphomaniac model heiress who owns her own brewery." - jch24
by BK on Dec 15, 2011 7:42 AM EST up reply actions
Ondrusexy for my shirt
So sexy it huuuurts!
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by Kevin Mitchell is Batman on Dec 15, 2011 8:26 AM EST up reply actions
Long Reliever never caught on as I hoped it would.
:-(—-|————————<
"You said 'walks' twice."
"I like walks."
by Cy Schourek on Dec 15, 2011 10:10 AM EST up reply actions
I never heard it!
or I would’ve given you a spot of encouragement on that one.
expectations are premeditated resentments - cheshirecat
how could we forget tHom's pronunciation?
Air-eh-dohn-do
Let a man come in and do the Popcorn.
Crum-Bum Beat
Hmm.
I bet what’s taking Walt so long to pull the trigger is that he’s deciding which one of Varitek or Pudge to sign as the 2011 timeshare catcher since Mesoraco’s going to have to be traded for our ace!
Sorry ’credsy!
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by Kevin Mitchell is Batman on Dec 15, 2011 8:45 AM EST reply actions
I heard he's interested in Bo Diaz
Shocking, I know.
And fentanyl ain't that like super-morphine for elephants and soldiers with their head blown off
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