Updating the Top 100; Brandon Phillips, #43
43. Brandon Phillips
| Played as Red | Primary Position | Career Rank | Peak Rank | Prime Rank |
| 2006-2011 | 2B | 50 | 47 | 33 |
| Percent Breakdown of Value | Best Season | Best player on Reds | ||
| Hit | Field | Pitch | 2011 | Never |
| 70% | 30% | 0% | ||
| Awards/Honors as a Red | Leading the League | On the Reds Leaderboard | ||
| Gold Glove – 2008, 2010, 2011 All Star – 2010, 2011 Silver Slugger - 2011 |
N/A |
-18th in career home runs |
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2011 saw Phillips put together a career-best season, setting career highs in batting average (.300), doubles (38), and on-base percentage (.353), while holding on to the Gold Glove perch at second base. From an aggregated standpoint within his Reds’ tenure, Phillips came very close to some milestones this year, standing just three hits away from 1,000, 14 RBI from 500, and 15 steals from 150. He also ended the year with a cumulative OPS+ greater than 100 for the first time. One cracks a smile at the thought of Phillips checking that one off on his to-do list.
Despite the good news on the field, the 2011-12 offseason has suggested not all is well. While the team picked up Phillips’s contract option for 2012, the presumptive contract extension has yet to materialize. While Phillips has steadily gotten better and better over his Cincy career, the track record for 30+ year old second basemen does not inspire confidence. His range in the field has been marginally better than league average lately, and his speed numbers have been declining without a corresponding pickup in power output. The end isn’t necessarily nigh, but there are warning signs afoot.
For now, however, no matter, especially as Phillips has made a career of proving critics and know-it-alls wrong. Putting the numbers aside for a moment, he’s one of the more enjoyable to watch players of my lifetime. In a perfect and just world, he’d get his desired paycheck and the team wouldn’t suffer a bit. On the basis of his 2011 season, Phillips jumps from #69 to #43, and rises one notch on the list of top second basemen in team history.
The Top 15 Second Basemen in Reds history
1 Joe Morgan
2 Bid McPhee
3 Lonny Frey
4 Miller Huggins
5 Johnny Temple
6 Brandon Phillips*
7 Ron Oester
8 Hughie Critz
9 Bret Boone
10 Dick Egan
11 Sam Bohne
12 Tommy Helms
13 Pokey Reese
14 Morrie Rath
15 Tony Cuccinello
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Nice job as always.
I wonder, if he just plays 1 more season at about his current level of production, where will that land him?
It feels so nice to be back to normal
Slapped in the face.
Tequila and pancakes, anyone?
by Kevin Mitchell is Batman on Dec 14, 2011 10:13 AM EST up reply actions 2 recs
How about among the 2B?
He should be fairly close to the 3-5 guys. Frey had 7 years with the Reds, Huggins had 6, Temple 9 and BP will have 7 after 2012. BP, Frey, and Huggins are within a couple of points of OPS+. Temple’s several points down but has the years advantage. Since the advanced defensive stats don’t love Phillips, I’d guess that he only passes Temple.
It's rare to see Huggins besting Temple
#CollegeBasketBalld
by FordhamRam on Dec 14, 2011 10:57 AM EST up reply actions 4 recs
I miss Chaney most days.
Can you imagine if a coach walked into another’s press conference and said “I’ll kill you!” over and over?
Also, it turns out that their new coach, Fran Dunphy, looks exactly like what “”http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fran_Dunphy" >Philadelphia-area basketball coach Fran Dunphy" should look like.
"You said 'walks' twice."
"I like walks."
by Cy Schourek on Dec 14, 2011 11:02 AM EST up reply actions
I bowled with Fran once
Nice dude. We mostly talked about the difference in recruiting at Temple versus Penn.
Me too
A dope trailer is no place for a kitty.
by GlennBraggsSwingAndMissBrokenBat on Dec 14, 2011 12:14 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
I think I saw him walking with the Queen
Mgr., Red Reporter
"Bootsy, you're a superstar right?"
"Twinkle, twinkle, babble."
by RijoSaboCaseyWKRP on Dec 14, 2011 1:08 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
And his hair was perfect.
Tequila and pancakes, anyone?
by Kevin Mitchell is Batman on Dec 14, 2011 1:09 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
What do lesbian sisters have to do with this?
Bart: "Dad, what's a Muppet?"
Homer: "Well, it's not quite a mop, not quite a puppet, but man... (laughs, then pauses) So, to answer you question, I don't know."
by sisters, I'm assuming you mean of the sorority variety
The ends justify the means
by Highlifeman21 on Dec 16, 2011 6:18 PM EST up reply actions
could you imagine the self important article P-Doc would write in response to it?
Contributing little more than than snark and wittiness to SBN since 2007.
by Yossarian22 on Dec 14, 2011 12:27 PM EST up reply actions
He's the longest-tenured Red at the moment, correct?
Well, Arroyo was traded for on 3/20, BeeP on 4/7. But still, am I correct that it’s them? And that Hanigan has been in the organization the longest/is the only Bowden remnant?
"You said 'walks' twice."
"I like walks."
Bowden drafted Votto.
Votto signed in June of 2002 while Hanigan signed in August of 2002, according to Baseball Reference.
And Corky Miller originally signed with the Reds organization in 1998…
by the finest muffins on Dec 14, 2011 10:54 AM EST up reply actions
But Corky hasn't been with the Reds the whole time
We traded NoHo to get him back a few years ago.
by Charlie Scrabbles on Dec 14, 2011 11:07 AM EST up reply actions
Is this the Most Red Reporter Trade of all time?
Or is it Cherry Hudson Junior for Chase Weems?
"You said 'walks' twice."
"I like walks."
by Cy Schourek on Dec 14, 2011 11:12 AM EST up reply actions
When it comes to Most Red Reporter Trade of all time
don’t over-think it. it’s easily The Trade.
by Charlie Scrabbles on Dec 14, 2011 11:16 AM EST up reply actions
Hey Dad, when are you gonna tell me about "The Trade"?
by Cuetotally Amazing on Dec 14, 2011 11:30 AM EST via iPhone app up reply actions
But fer serious
The Trade was Kearns/Lopez/Wagner for Majewski/Bray/Clayton/Thompson/Harris. It killed the ’06 season to death.
by Charlie Scrabbles on Dec 14, 2011 12:42 PM EST up reply actions
No, no.
It killed the ’06 season, brought it back to life, and killed it again. It was like freaking Sherlock Holmes, man. I sort of watched that movie with Rose and see? I DID pay attention.
thanks for the spoilers. Geez.
"You said 'walks' twice."
"I like walks."
by Cy Schourek on Dec 14, 2011 12:55 PM EST up reply actions
Who could have known that Bray was probably the best player in that trade though?
I wish we could predict the future.
by Cuetotally Amazing on Dec 14, 2011 1:15 PM EST up reply actions
Not a huge shock
I was not a part of RR then, but most of what I read stated that Majewski was a middle reliever with no upside, but Bray was a young hard throwing lefty with potential closer upside.
Contributing little more than than snark and wittiness to SBN since 2007.
But Austin Kearns was an All-Star caliber RF
and Felipe Lopez was an All-Star SS. I think that’s what’s most surprising.
by Charlie Scrabbles on Dec 14, 2011 1:23 PM EST up reply actions
Really excited to check back on this in 2 horus and see that it has like 300 comments.
"You said 'walks' twice."
"I like walks."
You are probably correct. But to be fair, in 2 horus the internet might not even exist. That's a really long time from now.
It feels so nice to be back to normal
this
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A dope trailer is no place for a kitty.
by GlennBraggsSwingAndMissBrokenBat on Dec 14, 2011 2:31 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
and this

A dope trailer is no place for a kitty.
by GlennBraggsSwingAndMissBrokenBat on Dec 14, 2011 2:32 PM EST up reply actions
That trade was the most least ever.
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by GlennBraggsSwingAndMissBrokenBat on Dec 14, 2011 1:47 PM EST up reply actions
so much fighting
and so few people did shit afterwards.
Contributing little more than than snark and wittiness to SBN since 2007.
I'm still waiting for our reparations from the Nats.
A dope trailer is no place for a kitty.
by GlennBraggsSwingAndMissBrokenBat on Dec 14, 2011 2:32 PM EST up reply actions
Yeah, I know.
You didn’t read that into my “…”? :)
by the finest muffins on Dec 14, 2011 11:26 AM EST up reply actions
He and Fatty McGee made a formidable middle infield.
A dope trailer is no place for a kitty.
by GlennBraggsSwingAndMissBrokenBat on Dec 14, 2011 12:16 PM EST up reply actions
Travis McGee, still in Cedar Key, plays a mean hot corner
Buy RED: My Uncensored Life in Rock by Sammy Hagar, today
by obc2 on Dec 14, 2011 12:24 PM EST via iPhone app up reply actions
don't forget
Tequila and pancakes, anyone?
by Kevin Mitchell is Batman on Dec 14, 2011 5:58 PM EST up reply actions
Finals are going to be done as of tomorrow.
And then I can waste even more time here. I can’t wait. (Totally serious)
by crolfer on Dec 14, 2011 12:35 PM EST reply actions 1 recs
we need another drunken fanshot
Let a man come in and do the Popcorn.
Crum-Bum Beat
by -ManBearPig on Dec 14, 2011 12:37 PM EST up reply actions
I think I can probably manage it.
I’ll be at some friends place this week celebrating finals being over… hopefully with Rose if all goes well. That should make for a good fanshot.
when is Crolf's 21st badly and who is in the road trip convoy?
Buy RED: My Uncensored Life in Rock by Sammy Hagar, today
by obc2 on Dec 14, 2011 12:47 PM EST via iPhone app up reply actions
stupid iphone
Birthday
Buy RED: My Uncensored Life in Rock by Sammy Hagar, today
by obc2 on Dec 14, 2011 12:47 PM EST via iPhone app up reply actions
May 23rd. I think I might come out to Ohio during the early summer.
Because I need to see my grandparents. Or something. Right. That.
This could possibly be really weird
but we should totally roadtrip out for (Real Fans Go To) Game 2 this April.
"You said 'walks' twice."
"I like walks."
by Cy Schourek on Dec 14, 2011 12:56 PM EST up reply actions
Dude. Let me see what my class schedule is like. If I can skip class or don't have class...
I’m so in.
Or, you know, because you were kidnapped by Red Reporters
(note: this may or may not have been discussed at an RR outing)
"Aroldis Chapman is a seven course meal followed by four hours of sex on the table with a nymphomaniac model heiress who owns her own brewery." - jch24
by BK on Dec 14, 2011 12:58 PM EST via iPhone app up reply actions
just a Cuban crime of passion
Anejo and knives a slashin’
Buy RED: My Uncensored Life in Rock by Sammy Hagar, today
by obc2 on Dec 14, 2011 1:18 PM EST via iPhone app up reply actions
I'll be the wheelman
The ends justify the means
by Highlifeman21 on Dec 16, 2011 6:21 PM EST up reply actions
You should go to law school when you're done.
You’ll be able to waste all the time you want here for 3 additional years.
He could be the nation's topmost insect advocate!
I am the crolfer, I speak for the bugs!
Is there a mod so powerful he can ban himself?
Hmmm. Time for an episode of "Animal Attack Ads"
"I was always taught that before you criticize someone else, you should look at yourself. So let me admit up front that I’m completely disgusting: there’s not much worse than a cockroach. You know what is worse? The emerald cockroach wasp. They have what some people would call an interesting appearance, with a metallic blue body and red legs, but they reproduce by stinging us and using us as hosts for their larvae, which then consume our internal organs in such a matter that we stay alive just long enough to give them life. That kind of behavior demonstrates a real lack of respect for private property rights, and is also unthinkably gross."
Paid for by a cockroach
If finals are done, don't forget to stop and smell the Roses
"Wait, you think I'm being mean to the pretend orangutan?" -- battlekow
Right, but
B-Boys songs are like pizza. Even the worst is better than 90% of all the other stuff out there.
by Charlie Scrabbles on Dec 14, 2011 1:19 PM EST up reply actions
No! Sleep!
’til Brooklyn!!
Tequila and pancakes, anyone?
by Kevin Mitchell is Batman on Dec 14, 2011 1:37 PM EST up reply actions
Fight for Your Right to Party was one of the first music videos I ever saw.
Guessing that was ’85 or ’86.
A dope trailer is no place for a kitty.
by GlennBraggsSwingAndMissBrokenBat on Dec 14, 2011 1:52 PM EST up reply actions
Niedermayer!
Bart: "Dad, what's a Muppet?"
Homer: "Well, it's not quite a mop, not quite a puppet, but man... (laughs, then pauses) So, to answer you question, I don't know."
This discussion is funny to me, because every Beastie Boys song sounds exactly alike.
And they are all great, but all greatly similar.
It feels so nice to be back to normal
Well, I went to a Coldplay concert once.
/Getthisthreadto1,000comments’d
It feels so nice to be back to normal
I suspect Coldplay is the least embarrassing music you like.
A dope trailer is no place for a kitty.
by GlennBraggsSwingAndMissBrokenBat on Dec 14, 2011 2:33 PM EST up reply actions
Nah, I like a lot bands you've never heard of.
You’ll know about them in a few years once they’ve sold out.
It feels so nice to be back to normal
what's wrong with them?
The ends justify the means
by Highlifeman21 on Dec 16, 2011 6:22 PM EST up reply actions
you seemed to imply Mumford and Sons have sold out
if they have, I guess I’m ok with it, b/c I enjoy them as they are
The ends justify the means
by Highlifeman21 on Dec 16, 2011 9:34 PM EST up reply actions
I applaud your efforts
The ends justify the means
by Highlifeman21 on Dec 17, 2011 12:45 PM EST up reply actions
I imagine you as having similar music taste to this guy

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by GlennBraggsSwingAndMissBrokenBat on Dec 14, 2011 2:46 PM EST up reply actions
We're not really going to diss Huey Lewis now are we?
Bart: "Dad, what's a Muppet?"
Homer: "Well, it's not quite a mop, not quite a puppet, but man... (laughs, then pauses) So, to answer you question, I don't know."
If 'creds liked the same music as Batman, that would be awesome
"Wait, you think I'm being mean to the pretend orangutan?" -- battlekow
I think you just made a rape and murder joke.
Well played.
A dope trailer is no place for a kitty.
by GlennBraggsSwingAndMissBrokenBat on Dec 14, 2011 2:48 PM EST up reply actions
Wait, so you are saying some musicians are douches?
Take it back!
It feels so nice to be back to normal
No, no, no... never!
I am saying that most musicians… and people in the arts period for that matter… are douches. #NeverDateATheatreMajor #FuckItImSpellingItTheaterFromNowOn #SuckOnThat
of course not, vinegar breath
"Wait, you think I'm being mean to the pretend orangutan?" -- battlekow
Don't embrace it!
Screw these jerks and their elitist attitudes!
It feels so nice to be back to normal
as you should
you should embrace some masochistic tendencies, stat
The ends justify the means
by Highlifeman21 on Dec 16, 2011 6:23 PM EST up reply actions
Via Jimmy Smith, hat's one of the funking-est bass grooves
of all.
Mgr., Red Reporter
"Bootsy, you're a superstar right?"
"Twinkle, twinkle, babble."
by RijoSaboCaseyWKRP on Dec 14, 2011 1:17 PM EST up reply actions
Yeah,
and the Hammond organ is awesome .
by Joe Nolan's Neckbeard on Dec 14, 2011 2:09 PM EST up reply actions
I'm partial to the Harrison organ myself
"Wait, you think I'm being mean to the pretend orangutan?" -- battlekow
True story time - ah, never mind
"Wait, you think I'm being mean to the pretend orangutan?" -- battlekow
Dude is a baller, fo sho
I’ve wasted my life.
by Charlie Scrabbles on Dec 14, 2011 2:27 PM EST up reply actions
you're not in the basement of school on a 60 degree day.
:-(
"You said 'walks' twice."
"I like walks."
True
Just in the basement of a school on a rainy 50 degree day.
Shoot me.
by Charlie Scrabbles on Dec 14, 2011 2:30 PM EST up reply actions
you're so versatile
you have the ability to play left-handed like Jimi Hendrix, or right-handed like most everyone else
The ends justify the means
by Highlifeman21 on Dec 16, 2011 6:25 PM EST up reply actions
High Plains Drifter
Shake Your Rump.
“I’m Mike D and I’m back from the dead!” That line is the illest.
by Charlie Scrabbles on Dec 14, 2011 1:21 PM EST up reply actions
Probably my favorite record of all times!
by Charlie Scrabbles on Dec 14, 2011 1:25 PM EST up reply actions
Hmm, here's a quick way to turn this into a 600 comment thread...
Fugees “The Score,” Blind Melon “Eponymous,” and of course RHCP’s “BloodSugarSexMagik”
Tequila and pancakes, anyone?
by Kevin Mitchell is Batman on Dec 14, 2011 2:10 PM EST up reply actions
Nirvana was the Best Band of the 90s
The Beatles are overrated
Rihanna is hot.
It feels so nice to be back to normal
Mighty Might Bosstones
the Eagles were better.
Zooey Deschanel is hotter
/trollinthetrolls.
"You said 'walks' twice."
"I like walks."
Zooey whatsherdick and katy perry look a lot alike
"Wait, you think I'm being mean to the pretend orangutan?" -- battlekow
very much
in fact there was a picture of one of them posted yesterday singing at a baseball game.
don’t know which one it was.
katy perry’s blond hair she was sporting on snl was very nice
Katy Perry is a complete two-face to me.
She’s only attractive about half the time. Even on SNL, she was attractive about half the time.
It feels so nice to be back to normal
the best band of the 90's
The Gits!

A dope trailer is no place for a kitty.
by GlennBraggsSwingAndMissBrokenBat on Dec 14, 2011 2:38 PM EST up reply actions
Swing and a miss
Bart: "Dad, what's a Muppet?"
Homer: "Well, it's not quite a mop, not quite a puppet, but man... (laughs, then pauses) So, to answer you question, I don't know."
I can't help it that everyone else is hopelessly tasteless doofus.
A dope trailer is no place for a kitty.
by GlennBraggsSwingAndMissBrokenBat on Dec 14, 2011 2:44 PM EST up reply actions
This is undoubtedly true
Bart: "Dad, what's a Muppet?"
Homer: "Well, it's not quite a mop, not quite a puppet, but man... (laughs, then pauses) So, to answer you question, I don't know."
I can help the syntax of my sentences
but I choose not to.
A dope trailer is no place for a kitty.
by GlennBraggsSwingAndMissBrokenBat on Dec 14, 2011 2:47 PM EST up reply actions
sweet hair

Fuck lion say what! i got a fuck lion now come fuck wit me
by UncleWeez on Dec 14, 2011 2:43 PM EST up reply actions 3 recs
ain't nothin' wrong with The Eagles
Glenn Frey.. Don Henley.. Joe Walsh..
Hell, I’ll listen to Don Henley all by himself
The ends justify the means
by Highlifeman21 on Dec 16, 2011 6:28 PM EST up reply actions
I had (have) a total crush on Daisy Fuentes.
Mick Jagger couldn’t sing worth a shit.
Soundgarden is the best band from Seattle.
Tequila and pancakes, anyone?
by Kevin Mitchell is Batman on Dec 14, 2011 2:22 PM EST up reply actions
The Ramones were terrible
Bob Dylan is the most overrated human being ever
Dave Matthews is a great musician
It feels so nice to be back to normal
Prove me wrong!
You have about 6 comments until we’re all the way to the right of the thread!
It feels so nice to be back to normal
The Strokes keep coming up on my Pandora
but I don’t particularly like them. It just seems like I like a lot of bands like them.
"You said 'walks' twice."
"I like walks."
Gross.
A dope trailer is no place for a kitty.
by GlennBraggsSwingAndMissBrokenBat on Dec 14, 2011 2:45 PM EST up reply actions
I'd rather have a stroke than listen to either
"Wait, you think I'm being mean to the pretend orangutan?" -- battlekow
Would you truly?
I’d definitely rather listen to Miley Cyrus for a full hour rather than have a stroke. But anything over an hour? Give me the stroke.
The UPS guy's wife just had a stroke.
A dope trailer is no place for a kitty.
by GlennBraggsSwingAndMissBrokenBat on Dec 14, 2011 2:49 PM EST up reply actions
Actually...
It depends on what type of stroke he’s talking about. Because if it’s that kind of stroke, I’d definitely take a stroke even over Eve 6.
I doubt the vailidity of your fafdyhhuij78uyjtjn
"Wait, you think I'm being mean to the pretend orangutan?" -- battlekow
by jch24 on Dec 14, 2011 2:51 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
I actually kinda like them.
I don’t know whether it’s cool to like them or not, but they’re alright.
It feels so nice to be back to normal
I don't think it's cool to like them anymore
They won a few Grammys. And they are from Akron. My brother in law knew of them in high school, says they were dooshes.
by Charlie Scrabbles on Dec 14, 2011 2:29 PM EST up reply actions
Go to Pitchfork
And hate everything they like.
It’s simple!
A dope trailer is no place for a kitty.
by GlennBraggsSwingAndMissBrokenBat on Dec 14, 2011 2:53 PM EST up reply actions
Musicians? Douches? Next thing you know you'll be telling me professional athletes are overaggresive jerks.
"Wait, you think I'm being mean to the pretend orangutan?" -- battlekow
Or that IT guys are snarky fucks who are obsessed with their own genitalia!
It feels so nice to be back to normal
Better than being obsessed with someone else's genitalia, no?
"Wait, you think I'm being mean to the pretend orangutan?" -- battlekow
This is horrible.
Can we talk about baseball?
A dope trailer is no place for a kitty.
by GlennBraggsSwingAndMissBrokenBat on Dec 14, 2011 2:39 PM EST up reply actions
YES PLEASE
Which Saunders would you prefer? Reggie, Dieon, or Joe?
"You said 'walks' twice."
"I like walks."
the R&B soul singer?
Bart: "Dad, what's a Muppet?"
Homer: "Well, it's not quite a mop, not quite a puppet, but man... (laughs, then pauses) So, to answer you question, I don't know."
x

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by GlennBraggsSwingAndMissBrokenBat on Dec 14, 2011 2:43 PM EST up reply actions
What's a matter Colonel Sanders, chicken?
Bart: "Dad, what's a Muppet?"
Homer: "Well, it's not quite a mop, not quite a puppet, but man... (laughs, then pauses) So, to answer you question, I don't know."
It's a roller coaster at Cedar Point
in Sandusky, Ohio.
You guys are sick.
by Charlie Scrabbles on Dec 14, 2011 2:48 PM EST up reply actions
They absolutely tear it up live.
I haven’t bought any of their records in years, but if given the chance, see them live.
Let a man come in and do the Popcorn.
Crum-Bum Beat
I saw them back in '04
It was a damn good show.
by Charlie Scrabbles on Dec 14, 2011 2:31 PM EST up reply actions
I like this.
A dope trailer is no place for a kitty.
by GlennBraggsSwingAndMissBrokenBat on Dec 14, 2011 4:41 PM EST up reply actions
I see someone read jch's facebook status at some point today..
The ends justify the means
by Highlifeman21 on Dec 16, 2011 6:30 PM EST up reply actions
you know my routine around these parts
step away for a couple days..
didn’t really pay attention to the date of your post, but jch’s status was at the top of my facebook feed most of today
The ends justify the means
by Highlifeman21 on Dec 16, 2011 9:36 PM EST up reply actions
we agree that DMB's last 2 albums were shitty, right?
The ends justify the means
by Highlifeman21 on Dec 16, 2011 6:28 PM EST up reply actions
i saw a pic of rihanna from a recent concert that said she was wearing "short shorts"
they looked a lot more like “bloomers”
why does she always pull her pants up to her armpits?
it’s like she’s doing the snl clint eastwood impression
You mean, the impression that they do in 50% of their episodes
yet it never has anything to do with whatever sketch it’s in? All any non-Weekend Update sketch is this year is a vehicle for each of the cast members to do the 3 or so impressions they all can do.
/rant
"Aroldis Chapman is a seven course meal followed by four hours of sex on the table with a nymphomaniac model heiress who owns her own brewery." - jch24
by BK on Dec 14, 2011 7:28 PM EST up reply actions
Speaking of Nirvana
The Muppets barbershop version of “Smells Like Teen Spirit” is legen…….waaait for it….. dary.
wait..
you’re not really going to agree with me about the Beatles, are you?
The ends justify the means
by Highlifeman21 on Dec 16, 2011 6:26 PM EST up reply actions
I was thinking about them yesterday
I stumbled into <a href="http://www.google.com/url?sa=t&rct=j&q=&esrc=s&source=web&cd=1&ved=0CCAQFjAA&url=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.pastemagazine.com%2Fblogs%2Flists%2F2011%2F05%2Fthe-20-best-beastie-boys-songs-of-all-time.html&ei=3OfoTufNEKO0sQLimZDYCA&usg=AFQjCNFvkyhGTcLwcyLKIQ8j6HJxYXTE3A&sig2=AWdt6nOAPqs21eCLI4FgLA" >this article.
Only a fool doesn’t like the Beasties. It’s too bad that the New York they describe simply doesn’t exist anymore.
"You said 'walks' twice."
"I like walks."
I miss the crack wars and daylight stabbings in Union Square
Mgr., Red Reporter
"Bootsy, you're a superstar right?"
"Twinkle, twinkle, babble."
by RijoSaboCaseyWKRP on Dec 14, 2011 1:18 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
I read this as "I miss fornicating myself"
Fuck lion say what! i got a fuck lion now come fuck wit me
If you can type, you can fornicate yourself
"Wait, you think I'm being mean to the pretend orangutan?" -- battlekow
Yeah, I always get a kick when people bemoan the loss of the "old New York"
I wish I could get mugged twice a week, have to step over garbage everywhere, and get 4 STDs just by walking through Times Square. Those were the good old days!
It feels so nice to be back to normal
It really seems like a list of things that are just their opinions.
by Cuetotally Amazing on Dec 14, 2011 1:27 PM EST up reply actions
Someone should do that for the Enquirer's comment section.
1. Dogwhistle Racists
2. Overt Racists
There.
by FordhamRam on Dec 14, 2011 1:30 PM EST up reply actions 3 recs
Actually, did you see what they did?
The Enquirer went to Facebook commenting, so there is no more anonymity. The comments on the article about the website going to non-anonymous commenting was like a hall of fame of Enquirer commenting, as the cretins got their last chance to demonstrate their intelligence. Needless to say, the content of comments has changed considerably since.
by Cuetotally Amazing on Dec 14, 2011 1:36 PM EST up reply actions
Yeah, now they've entered tl;dr territory.
That’s gotta be killing them from a page clicks perspective.
Jeez, I wonder who #3 is?
Bart: "Dad, what's a Muppet?"
Homer: "Well, it's not quite a mop, not quite a puppet, but man... (laughs, then pauses) So, to answer you question, I don't know."
Ha
Tequila and pancakes, anyone?
by Kevin Mitchell is Batman on Dec 14, 2011 1:41 PM EST up reply actions
If we ran a poll...
Tequila and pancakes, anyone?
by Kevin Mitchell is Batman on Dec 14, 2011 1:41 PM EST up reply actions
....and then a train.
Wear something sexy to my funeral.
by Pops Daniels on Dec 15, 2011 10:12 AM EST up reply actions
I can't remember where I saw it
but there was a story on female writers that said a decent chunk (I want to say ~30%) of their comments were solely sexual abuse or rape fantasies.
"You said 'walks' twice."
"I like walks."
A whole 10% less than SBNation? Wow!
by FordhamRam on Dec 14, 2011 2:01 PM EST up reply actions 3 recs
What's the dumbest branch of the military?
"Wait, you think I'm being mean to the pretend orangutan?" -- battlekow
Yeah, talk about a serious fuck up at a REALLY bad time
"Wait, you think I'm being mean to the pretend orangutan?" -- battlekow
Fun fact
Cincinnati is home to the oldest mortuary college in the country.
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They have really difficult classes
most of their students are pretty much Dead On Arrival.
"You said 'walks' twice."
"I like walks."
i'm not 100% convinced it's a fact
i am 100% convinced it’s not fun
by 'tHan on Dec 14, 2011 2:27 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
I lol'd soooooo hard at that pic
BTW, that means she’s full.
"Wait, you think I'm being mean to the pretend orangutan?" -- battlekow
Proof
Cincinnati College of Mortuary Science has been setting the standard in mortuary science education since 1882, making it the nation’s oldest school of its kind.
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Damn
You all just got served. Harsh!
by Charlie Scrabbles on Dec 14, 2011 3:04 PM EST up reply actions
Yeah!
They’re all like, “woaaaahhhhh!! I’m feeling so stupid right now!”
by Charlie Scrabbles on Dec 14, 2011 3:06 PM EST up reply actions
Don't put words in my mouth, schlong noggin.
What I was actually all like, was “duuude, I feel sooooooooo stupid right now!”
It feels so nice to be back to normal
i'm going to need a little better evidence than that
by 'tHan on Dec 14, 2011 3:05 PM EST up reply actions 4 recs
why wouldn't you trust some place that says things to get your money?
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This thread is on track to be the most annoying ever
keep up the work
Follow on Twitter: @jluckhaupt. Buy The Wire-to-Wire Reds today!
by Slyde on Dec 14, 2011 2:40 PM EST reply actions 2 recs
You're totally right. This thread needs more XU-UC brawl talk!
It feels so nice to be back to normal
So.
I’m now done with soils. Forever. Or something. I also watched a full season of How I Met Your Mother over the course of a day.
by crolfer on Dec 14, 2011 2:43 PM EST reply actions 1 recs
Did they find out who the mother is?
Bart: "Dad, what's a Muppet?"
Homer: "Well, it's not quite a mop, not quite a puppet, but man... (laughs, then pauses) So, to answer you question, I don't know."
I'm pretty sure that happens in some other season.
I just know that if the whole finding true love thing never works out, I should probably just get really wealthy and become a real life version of Barney.
Do you own any suits?
Bart: "Dad, what's a Muppet?"
Homer: "Well, it's not quite a mop, not quite a puppet, but man... (laughs, then pauses) So, to answer you question, I don't know."
respect brah, respect
I took 2 suits to Philly last week.
Suit’d up with 2 different ones on Sunday alone.
Something about the feeling of a new suit.
I own 5 suits, and I know I’m developing an addiction to owning more
The ends justify the means
by Highlifeman21 on Dec 16, 2011 6:36 PM EST up reply actions
we definitely need to Suit Up! together
and we can bro it around town, drinking scotch and smoking cigars
The ends justify the means
by Highlifeman21 on Dec 16, 2011 9:36 PM EST up reply actions
not if you go to the right places
It was Adam Dunn bobblehead day at Cinergy, and my bro and I went up to Nicholson’s across from the Aronoff center after stopping by Cinergy to grab our bobbleheads before heading back down.
He was 20 at the time. We drank close to $250 of some damn fine scotch before we went back down to the park. That tab didn’t include our food.
They didn’t card him.
The ends justify the means
by Highlifeman21 on Dec 17, 2011 12:48 PM EST up reply actions
methinks that shows last maybe one more season after its current
any takers?
The ends justify the means
by Highlifeman21 on Dec 16, 2011 6:35 PM EST up reply actions
which season?
The ends justify the means
by Highlifeman21 on Dec 16, 2011 6:34 PM EST up reply actions
ah
it will continue to get better until they dedicate way way too much of the story line to Ted’s pathetic life
if you haven’t seen the episode with Marshall’s burger monologue, it’s life changing and should be recited before each RR burger tour stop
The ends justify the means
by Highlifeman21 on Dec 16, 2011 9:37 PM EST up reply actions
That's the episode I just stopped on.
It was incredible. I really really wanted an awesome burger after that.
I wish I had that monologue still memorized
It’s stolen from Amadeus, in an awesome burger way
The ends justify the means
by Highlifeman21 on Dec 17, 2011 12:48 PM EST up reply actions
This is pretty funny
It seems Target got jobbed, hard.
"Wait, you think I'm being mean to the pretend orangutan?" -- battlekow
dang
i was really looking forwrad to the JohnYu1 account
by 'tHan on Dec 14, 2011 2:50 PM EST up reply actions 4 recs
It would just complain about how Brian Price didn't know how to speak Japanese
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by nycredsfan on Dec 14, 2011 2:51 PM EST up reply actions 3 recs
I knew we couldn't go after him, because then we would either have to go get a third catcher, or hope Ryan Hanigan can learn Japanese in two months.
Is there a mod so powerful he can ban himself?
Wait, so the only team that can get Yu is Oakland?
(Does Suzuki even speak Japanese?)
"You said 'walks' twice."
"I like walks."
Back to the motherland.
I mean, another team could have him caught by a non-Japanese speaker, but clearly this would not work for the Reds.
Is there a mod so powerful he can ban himself?
Didn't Ken get the Japanese wrong in some thread this week?
Is there a mod so powerful he can ban himself?
yeah, but I can't remember who corrected him.
Maybe it was Yu.
"You said 'walks' twice."
"I like walks."
Ashersky i believe.
Tequila and pancakes, anyone?
by Kevin Mitchell is Batman on Dec 14, 2011 3:02 PM EST up reply actions
Konichiwa mothafucka!
Tequila and pancakes, anyone?
by Kevin Mitchell is Batman on Dec 14, 2011 3:13 PM EST up reply actions
Has anyone made sure that's not a woman with a fake mustache?
It feels so nice to be back to normal
by nycredsfan on Dec 14, 2011 4:49 PM EST via mobile up reply actions
There were birds in the sky, but I never heard them singing.
No I never heard them at all, til there was Yu……
Is there a mod so powerful he can ban himself?
I actually looked him up before commenting
he plays in Japan now.
"You said 'walks' twice."
"I like walks."
jch?
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by Yossarian22 on Dec 15, 2011 11:22 PM EST up reply actions
well she is a lawyer
i could never survive law school.
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That's a pretty interesting post, though.
Jocko still frustrated by the trade market
He did tell his staff they’d probably have some sort of deal by the end of the week, though.
And they are interested in Ryan Theriot!
(And Joe Saunders, who wouldn’t be a terrible pickup)
It feels so nice to be back to normal
Yay! Another middle of the rotation arm!
A dope trailer is no place for a kitty.
by GlennBraggsSwingAndMissBrokenBat on Dec 14, 2011 2:54 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
He'd be the #3 pitcher on our staff probably. Not great, but I'd take it for $4 million or so.
It feels so nice to be back to normal
What happened to "go big or go home"?
Jesus, you’re worse than a woman with the way you change your mind.
"Wait, you think I'm being mean to the pretend orangutan?" -- battlekow
I was offended by your statement, but then I decided not to be.
Is there a mod so powerful he can ban himself?
by andromache on Dec 14, 2011 2:57 PM EST up reply actions 7 recs
Probably because it's too cold and too hot in the room you're in.
A dope trailer is no place for a kitty.
by GlennBraggsSwingAndMissBrokenBat on Dec 14, 2011 3:01 PM EST up reply actions
Well, I didn't see you say you WOULDN'T rape and kill five homeless men, so obviously that's still on the table as well
"Wait, you think I'm being mean to the pretend orangutan?" -- battlekow
Too bad there aren't any homeless men in NYC anymore.
Fucking Giuliani.
A dope trailer is no place for a kitty.
by GlennBraggsSwingAndMissBrokenBat on Dec 14, 2011 3:20 PM EST up reply actions
If I thought it would, do you think you'd still have guys asking you for change downtown?
"Wait, you think I'm being mean to the pretend orangutan?" -- battlekow
i turned him with the idea of finding mid rotation work horse now
and making a big trade in July.
He is amazed by how smart, sexy, and funny I am.
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nothing like collecting the whole set of #3/#4 types
that’s like collecting anything that Rax or Shoneys ever gave away
The ends justify the means
by Highlifeman21 on Dec 16, 2011 6:38 PM EST up reply actions
I do not recall them having jamocha shakes, turnovers, nor delicious beef & cheddar
however, I will continue to subscribe to your newsletter
The ends justify the means
by Highlifeman21 on Dec 16, 2011 9:38 PM EST up reply actions
Yeah, my thought was that it would make Wood/Bailey/Volquez that much more expendable in trade talks.
Not that anyone really wants any of them, but you never know.
It feels so nice to be back to normal
stockpiling mediocre pitchers wins championships
Let a man come in and do the Popcorn.
Crum-Bum Beat
by -ManBearPig on Dec 14, 2011 2:59 PM EST up reply actions 2 recs
Seems like just yesterday we had too many #3 guys.
/minute-long exasperated sigh
A dope trailer is no place for a kitty.
by GlennBraggsSwingAndMissBrokenBat on Dec 14, 2011 3:00 PM EST up reply actions
They all became AAAA guys
Bart: "Dad, what's a Muppet?"
Homer: "Well, it's not quite a mop, not quite a puppet, but man... (laughs, then pauses) So, to answer you question, I don't know."
Not to mention exemplary breast control.
A dope trailer is no place for a kitty.
by GlennBraggsSwingAndMissBrokenBat on Dec 14, 2011 3:03 PM EST up reply actions
Nah, brah
A dope trailer is no place for a kitty.
by GlennBraggsSwingAndMissBrokenBat on Dec 14, 2011 3:04 PM EST up reply actions
Yeah, I just looked at his numbers. Nevermind. He kinda sucks.
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jeezus
The Reds have no money and are talking to nobodies.
Tequila and pancakes, anyone?
by Kevin Mitchell is Batman on Dec 14, 2011 3:01 PM EST up reply actions 10 recs
rec'd for sad but truthiness
A dope trailer is no place for a kitty.
by GlennBraggsSwingAndMissBrokenBat on Dec 14, 2011 3:05 PM EST up reply actions
I love this
"Aroldis Chapman is a seven course meal followed by four hours of sex on the table with a nymphomaniac model heiress who owns her own brewery." - jch24
by BK on Dec 14, 2011 7:24 PM EST up reply actions
I think Joe Saunders would be a pointless and terrible pickup
He and Arroyo can compete for the HR-allowed title.
expectations are premeditated resentments - cheshirecat
The saddest thing is he won 12 games.
That would have tied for our team lead.
A dope trailer is no place for a kitty.
by GlennBraggsSwingAndMissBrokenBat on Dec 14, 2011 3:06 PM EST up reply actions
The Dbacks won 94 games
and Saunders had a losing record. Context!
expectations are premeditated resentments - cheshirecat
Don't tell me what to do!
A dope trailer is no place for a kitty.
by GlennBraggsSwingAndMissBrokenBat on Dec 14, 2011 3:09 PM EST up reply actions
Don't give me good advice!
A dope trailer is no place for a kitty.
by GlennBraggsSwingAndMissBrokenBat on Dec 14, 2011 3:13 PM EST up reply actions
Your ability to imagine imperatives is highly developed
expectations are premeditated resentments - cheshirecat
What? Go fuck myself?
I’ll have your badge for this!
A dope trailer is no place for a kitty.
by GlennBraggsSwingAndMissBrokenBat on Dec 14, 2011 4:45 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
That is a coincidence and irrelevant?
"Aroldis Chapman is a seven course meal followed by four hours of sex on the table with a nymphomaniac model heiress who owns her own brewery." - jch24
by BK on Dec 14, 2011 3:11 PM EST via iPhone app up reply actions
He would fit the tenor of everything that's happened in the last year perfectly in his blandness, however.
/trollingslyde
We're all mad. I'm mad. You're mad. Otherwise, you wouldn't have come here.
he said maybe more than one
I would guess he’s overly optimistic.
All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?
The more I think about it
I would like to see them pick up Theriot, for the right price. The Reds have nobody who is noticeably better (Cozart could be but he has 11 big league baseball games under his belt). Plus Theriot backing up BP and Cozart is a better situation than Janish.
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teh Fay
notes that Theriot may not be happy backing up Cozart. I’d be a little worried that Dusty will start him over Cozart if Cozart struggles at all.
All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?
honestly I think Cozart has the upside to be a Theriot type player
decent but not memorable player for a few years.
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but with above average defense
if Theriot played great defense, he’d be a top 10 SS
Fuck lion say what! i got a fuck lion now come fuck wit me
that was my first thought
But according to Fangraphs, Theriot is not a terrible SS.
I would guess Cozart is better now, if only because of their ages, but Justin’s prediction might not be too far out in left field.
All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?
According to Tom Tango's Fans Scouting Report
he was the worst fielding SS in the majors
Let a man come in and do the Popcorn.
Crum-Bum Beat
funnily enough
the bottom 4 in the NL are all from the Central
Theriot
Yuni
Angel Sanchez
Edgard
Let a man come in and do the Popcorn.
Crum-Bum Beat
maybe now
But it looks like he had three good years (2007-2009, ages 27-29).
Which is what Justin said: a few decent years.
All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?
apparently the fans didn't watch a lot of Yuni in Milwaukee
The ends justify the means
by Highlifeman21 on Dec 16, 2011 6:40 PM EST up reply actions
I feel like I just got vole'd
The ends justify the means
by Highlifeman21 on Dec 17, 2011 12:49 PM EST up reply actions
Nah, I'm just asking
cuz while I don’t think FSR is very accurate or useful, I’m wondering why you are so sure Theriot is better.
expectations are premeditated resentments - cheshirecat
I guess I just saw enough shit of him on BBTN
I can’t say that I watch the Brewers on a regularly basis
arguing over who is worse between Yuni and Theriot is like arguing.. well, you get picture..
The ends justify the means
by Highlifeman21 on Dec 17, 2011 7:06 PM EST up reply actions
This will surely turn out well
Japan is releasing wild monkeys to test the radiation levels at Fukushima.
"Wait, you think I'm being mean to the pretend orangutan?" -- battlekow
Bus drivers are the coolest.
I had a talk about alcohol with one on the way back from my final. It was awesome.
I think as a group
they are some of the meanest and unhappiest people!
expectations are premeditated resentments - cheshirecat
Darvish to the Cubs, perhaps?
46.01 million…?
Tequila and pancakes, anyone?
by Kevin Mitchell is Batman on Dec 14, 2011 3:55 PM EST reply actions
Perhaps just a false rumor from the mlbtr chat...
Tequila and pancakes, anyone?
by Kevin Mitchell is Batman on Dec 14, 2011 3:56 PM EST up reply actions
ALL YELLIN'!!
Tequila and pancakes, anyone?
by Kevin Mitchell is Batman on Dec 14, 2011 4:05 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Remember us talking about bras? Check out this ad for a push up bra

"Wait, you think I'm being mean to the pretend orangutan?" -- battlekow
Charlize Theron has really fallen on hard times
by DerekH91 on Dec 14, 2011 4:53 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Never.
That woman is sublime.
Wear something sexy to my funeral.
by Pops Daniels on Dec 15, 2011 10:18 AM EST up reply actions
And before I leave, I'm going to melt Charlie Scrabbles' cold dark heart

"Wait, you think I'm being mean to the pretend orangutan?" -- battlekow
by jch24 on Dec 14, 2011 4:46 PM EST reply actions 4 recs
Gaysteality.
A dope trailer is no place for a kitty.
by GlennBraggsSwingAndMissBrokenBat on Dec 14, 2011 4:52 PM EST up reply actions
I'mma blow that up
Frame it, and put it on the wall in my bathroom.
by Charlie Scrabbles on Dec 14, 2011 4:56 PM EST up reply actions
kitty fist bump is watching you poop
Fuck lion say what! i got a fuck lion now come fuck wit me
by UncleWeez on Dec 14, 2011 5:06 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
And watching you take a shower
Bart: "Dad, what's a Muppet?"
Homer: "Well, it's not quite a mop, not quite a puppet, but man... (laughs, then pauses) So, to answer you question, I don't know."

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