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Acquiring an Ace: A realistic look at potential trade packages for a top starting pitcher

After a frustrating and boring Winter Meetings, Walt Jocketty claimed that a trade for a starting pitcher was still a strong possibility, but he expressed frustration at the demands other teams were making for their arms. My first inclination was to assume other teams were trying to gouge the Reds, but given Jocketty's recent hesitance to trade any prospects of note, there is a very real chance that it is Walt who is being unreasonable. Further adding to the intrigue is a Q&A with Walt from a Pensacola newspaper that was published yesterday. In it, Jocketty says:

We're looking mainly for pitching, so I think we made enough progress that we may be able to do some things in the next few weeks, next few days...There are two deals we can do right now, but it would probably take a lot of our top prospects and I'm always a little nervous about doing that. So I'll spend a little more time analyzing that.

My guess is the deals are for two of James Shields, Gio Gonzalez, and Jair Jurrjens. It could, of course, be for anyone, but these are the three pitchers the team has most frequently been linked to in rumors. So while we'll likely never know the specific players that have been discussed, we can look to recently completed trades for guidance as to what Walt can reasonably expected to give up. This post will look at a few relevant trades from this year and last and try to determine what they might mean for Walt in his quest for an "ace".

Before we start, a couple disclaimers. First, teams will obviously value different players differently. Yonder Alonso might have significant value to one team (the Rays) but very little to another (the Braves). Second, all trades are not created equally. For example, the A's were clearly motivated to move Trevor Cahill, just like the Rays were motivated to move Matt Garza and the Royals Zack Greinke last year. All indications are that the Rays are not looking to move James Shields, and that potentially changes the equation significantly.

Despite this, we can look at recent trades for starters and discover what an objectively fair package might be for the various pitchers the Reds have been linked to. We'll start (after the jump) with the trade with the most relevance to Reds fans: The trade that sent Matt Garza to the Cubs back in January

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January 7, 2011--Rays trade Matt Garza (and 2 minor leaguers) to the Cubs for 5 prospects.

This trade has the most relevance for Reds fans for obvious reasons, not least of which being that James Shields seems to be the pitcher most of us covet. Shields and his situation with the Rays is very similar to that of Garza last year. The Rays were looking to move Garza because of a crowded rotation. Garza, like Shields this year, had three years of team control left (all arb years). Both pitchers are innings eaters, having racked up multiple 200+ IP seasons, and both are fly ball prone. Also, Garza's career ERA+ at the time of the trade was 107. Shields' is currently 106.

So what did the Cubs give up for 3 years of Garza? They sent 5 players: Chris Archer, Brandon Guyer, Robinson Chirinos, Hak-Ju Lee and Sam Fuld. Archer, a RHP, was the Cubs #1 prospect and was later ranked #27 overall by Baseball America. Lee was the team's #4 prospect and ended up ranked #92 overall by BA. Guyer was ranked 10th in the org, Chirinos was ranked 12th, and Fuld was an organizational extra outfielder.

So what would an equivalent trade look like for the Reds? First, let's get an overview of what the Cubs gave up. Archer was a top prospect by any measure, and was about 2 years away from the bigs at the time of the trade. As the #27 overall prospect in baseball, he alone had a ton of trade value. Hak-Ju Lee was (and is) an all-glove, light hitting SS prospect who had just completed a season in the low A Midwest league at the time of the trade. Guyer was considered a future 4th outfielder despite his gaudy minor league numbers, and Robinson Chirinos was a project as a recently converted catcher who had torn up AAA, but had done so as a 26 year old. Sam Fuld was a 29 year old, career minor league outfielder who only had 155 MLB PAs at the time. For the sake of ease, let's pretend Fuld was traded for the 2 prospects Tampa sent over, and eliminate them all from the equation.

What we are left with is a package of one top 30 prospect, another top 100 prospect, a future 4th outfielder, and a player to take a flyer on. Speaking in generalities, a similar package from the Reds might be one of the catchers (in my opinion both will be top 50 prospects), Billy Hamilton (he's VERY similar to Lee, except super duper fast), Dave Sappelt, and a 4th player. There really isn't anyone remotely similar to Chirinos in the Reds system.

My opinion is that Devin Mesoraco is much more valuable than Chris Archer, both in that he's MLB ready today, and that he's less of an injury risk than a 21 year old pitcher. Yasmani Grandal would be a better comp in terms of value. It's possible that this alone is the barrier: The Rays want Meso, and Walt won't trade him. Billy Hamilton had a very, very similar 2011 season to what Lee had in 2010 in the exact same league. Except, of course, for all the stolen bases. Still, in a vacuum, Grandal and Hamilton would be a comparable way to headline the deal. Add in Dave Sappelt and a low ceiling guy from AA, and you'd have yourself a very comparable deal.

But of course, trades aren't made in a vacuum. Because the Rays traded for Lee last year, I doubt they'd be as interested in Hamilton now. Further, they are in a different win cycle, in that they are ready to compete but need some final pieces at the MLB level. They are probably much more interested in Yonder Alonso than Hamilton at this point. They also need a catcher right now, and Mesoraco likely is worth much more to them than Grandal simply because he's MLB ready.

There are other differences between the situations. First, Shields is coming off of a career year in which he made the all-star team and received Cy Young votes, whereas Garza was coming off of his worst full season in the majors. Also, while years of team control are the same, Garza will be slightly cheaper for his 3 than Shields will be, by a total of a few million dollars. Finally, and perhaps most importantly, Garza was basically made available by Friedman, whereas he has claimed he does not want to trade Shields, but would rather trade Jeff Niemann or Wade Davis. Because he'll probably have suitors for those lesser pitchers, he can afford to be very demanding for Shields. It's very possible that the 4th player would need to be a legitimate prospect.

So given all of these factors, it seems very possible that a trade package of Mesoraco, Alonso, Sappelt, and a 4th decent player (Todd Frazier? Travis Wood?) might be along the lines of what the Rays are asking for. In my opinion, that's too much for the Reds, mainly because it creates a hole at catcher for this season. If the Rays would accept Grandal instead of Meso, I would do that deal in a second. Would Walt? Would the Rays? Would you?

December 9, 2011--Athletics send Trevor Cahill, Craig Breslow, and cash to the Diamondbacks for 3 prospects.

This deal is a bit more complicated. For one, we don't know exactly how much cash is involved. Also, the inclusion of Breslow further muddies the waters. Breslow is a LH reliever with a nice career ERA+ of 138 and 2 years of arbitration remaining, so he's much more than a throw-in. We'll deal with him later.

The Diamondbacks sent Billy Beane a package of players headlined by Jarrod Parker. Parker is a former top-10 pick with tremendous upside, but he lost all of 2010 to Tommy John surgery, so there are significant injury worries around him. He has never pitched in AAA, but the Diamondbacks aggressively promoted him from AA to their MLB squad at the end of the season. He stands a chance of making the A's out of spring training. If not, he'll start in AAA. Last year he was ranked the #36 overall prospect by Baseball America, and his value is likely to be similar now. Collin Cowgill is undersized at 5'9", 185, but he tore up AAA pitching this season, plays solid outfield defense, and is projected by most to be a 4th ourfielder. Sound like anyone else you know? Ryan Cook is a 24 year old reliever who throws hard, strikes lots of guys out, but has control issues. He's kind of a poor man's Brad Boxberger.

For the sake of ease, we'll pretend Cook was traded for Breslow straight up and take them out of the deal. We're left with Cahill for a top 40 prospect and a 4th outfielder. Not exactly a great haul. What does this deal mean for the Athletics other main trade chip, Gio Gonzalez?

For starters, Gonzalez's trade value is not the same as Cahill's. Cahill's contract is interesting. He would be due for his first arbitration year in 2012, but he signed a contract last season that bought out his three arb years and one year of free agency and pays him almost $29 million over those four years. This is very similar to the deal that Johnny Cueto signed for his equivalent four seasons, only Cueto is guaranteed about $3 million less (nice job, Walt). But Cahill also has 2 team options, each worth about $13 million, giving the Diamondbacks up to 6 more years of team control over the young pitcher. Gonzalez is entering his first year of arbitration as a Super-2 player, so he has 4 guaranteed years of team control left, but the cost is not controlled. That could work for against the Reds depending on how much Gonzalez continues to improve.

Also, Gonzalez is a superior pitcher. As a lefty who throws hard and induces lots of strikeouts, he's the type of pitcher who should succeed outside of Oakland's large dimensions. He also gets a decent rate of groundballs (about the same as Mike Leake in 2011), and has steadily improved each of his 3 years in the majors. Comparing him to Cahill, it would probably take what he brought back, plus another top 100 prospect, and possibly a 4th player. Once again, something along the lines of Grandal/Alonso/Sappelt/(4th player?) would be reasonable. Gonzalez is not as good as James Shields, though, and Billy Beane has made it clear he's available, so he shouldn't be as expensive to acquire. So it's possible just the three players would be enough. We know that Beane loves on-base percentage, and the As desperately need a 1B. A package of the three players above, plus a throw-in, should be plenty (although Beane has stated that he wants a package similar to what he got for Dan Haren in 2007. That trade didn't feature more quality than this package, but definitely more quantity. The D-Backs sent the A's 6 players)

But just for fun, what if Walt asked Beane to add Andrew Bailey to the package? Bailey is a highly sought after closer who is under team control for three more years (his arb seasons). He has much, much more trade value than Breslow, so adding Brad Boxberger plus another player would probably be the minimum. Perhaps a Billy Hamilton, or maybe a lesser prospect like DiDi Gregorius? That would be a huge player swap, and would put a huge dent in the Reds farm system, but for the purposes of making a splash, and going all in during the Votto WindowTM, this deal would be about as good as it gets.

Jair Jurrjens?

I'm ignoring two other major recent trades--Zack Greinke to the Brewers and Ubaldo Jimenez to the Indians--for a couple of reasons. For one, the package that the Royals got from the Brewers is remarkably similar to what the Rays got for Matt Garza. Also, there isn't a player currently available with the "ace" credentials and cache value that Greinke had/has. I'm ignoring Ubaldo because typically in mid-season trades one team gets hosed. In this case, I think it's the Indians who drastically overpaid.

But I do want to mention the third pitcher that has frequently come up in trade discussions this year-Jair Jurrjens. My objections to Jurrjens as a trade target have been repeatedly stated, but once more for good measure: He's clearly injury prone, he's losing a lot of velocity off of his fastball, he's the most fly-ball prone pitcher currently available, and he'll be overvalued because of his "lucky" year in 2011. Not that he wouldn't be a good pitcher to have-there's a distinct chance he's better than every Reds starter in 2012 except Cueto-but he won't be worth what the Braves will want. As a player with the above concerns and only 2 years of team control remaining, I wouldn't give up more than one "elite" prospect for him. Yonder Alonso OR Yasmani Grandal plus a throw-in player would be it. I just can't see the Braves going for that. For one, they don't need a 1B or a catcher. If they asked for Chris Heisey/Drew Stubbs and Grandal, would you do it?

Finally, there are a lot of other pitchers we could play this game with. Both Gavin Floyd (cue Scrabbles heavy panting) and John Danks are supposed to be available. I'm sure Walt could get Jeff Niemann or Wade Davis from the Rays. Shoot, maybe he's going after David Price or Mat Latos. But since there have been zero rumors linking the Reds to any of those players, I chose to ignore them. Feel free to put together your own hypothetical trade package for one of them in the comments below.

Conclusion-Go all in!

When I started writing this my assumption was James Shields or bust, and I'd still be thrilled with that. But the more I think about it the more I want Walt to go nuts and put together a mega deal for Gio Gonzalez and Andrew Bailey. Bailey is a legitimate shutdown closer, and Gonzalez has the potential to be more valuable than Shields over the next 3-4 seasons. Given his comments about current offers requiring "a lot of our top prospects" I'm wondering if this deal is, in fact, on the table. Giving up Grandal, Alonso, Sappelt, Gregorius, and Boxberger would hurt, but if they are serious about not trading Joey Votto, they need to act serious. It's time to make a huge move and set the Reds up to win the division in '12 and '13. There will always be more prospects, but the time is now to raise some banners.

Poll
Which trade would you most like to see?
James Shields for Yasmani Grandal, Yonder Alonso, Dave Sappelt, and Travis Wood (or Todd Fraizer)
166 votes
Gio Gonzalez for Yasmani Grandal, Yonder Alonso, and Dave Sappelt (or Todd Frazier)
40 votes
Gio Gonzalez AND Andrew Bailey for Yasmani Grandal, Yonder Alonso, Dave Sappelt (or Todd Frazier), DiDi Gregorius, and Brad Boxberger
148 votes
Jair Jurrjens for Yasmani Grandal and one of Drew Stubbs/Chris Heisey
150 votes
None of the above/Other. That's too much to give up for those pitchers.
126 votes

630 votes | Poll has closed

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I voted for Shields

Grandal and Stubbs/Heisey for JJ? Hell no.

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by btcoop71 on Dec 13, 2011 1:06 PM EST reply actions  

I voted for Gio

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by jch24 on Dec 13, 2011 1:41 PM EST up reply actions  

I lied, I didn't vote for Gio

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by jch24 on Dec 13, 2011 1:53 PM EST up reply actions  

You don't say.

I’ll go ahead an assume half of Jurrjens’ votes are from all of your accounts

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by nycredsfan on Dec 13, 2011 2:35 PM EST up reply actions  

oh man, that's a great idea

I bet Jurrjens could use another 10-15 votes.

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by jch24 on Dec 13, 2011 3:09 PM EST up reply actions  

I used to take the Metro

but to improve my image with girls, I told them I drove a Geo Metro.

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by RijoSaboCaseyWKRP on Dec 13, 2011 2:23 PM EST up reply actions  

How'd that work out for you?

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by nycredsfan on Dec 13, 2011 2:27 PM EST up reply actions  

Once I saved up enough to buy a Geo

I was able to put it on the bicycle rack on the front of the bus. So it worked out pretty well.

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by RijoSaboCaseyWKRP on Dec 13, 2011 2:29 PM EST up reply actions  

I do not want Gio Gonzalez!

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by BigBabyBruce on Dec 13, 2011 1:13 PM EST reply actions  

Any reason in particular?

The walks are a bit worrisome, but Shields’ tendency to give up the long ball is even more so. I know Gio has played in a good pitchers’ park, but his home/road splits are actually a bit less extreme than Shields’, at least in ERA:

Shields (3.35 home / 4.67 road) career; (2.36 / 3.35) in 2011

Gio (3.56 / 4.32) career; (2.70 / 3.62) in 2011

Plus, Gio does quite a few things better on the road – strikes out more guys, walks less, and gives up fewer HR (all just barely, but still). The only difference in his home/road splits seems to be hits allowed.

Shields does everything significantly worse away from Tampa, especially give up homerrs (1.4 per 9 innings away from Tampa in his career).

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by RoastBeefKazenzakis on Dec 13, 2011 1:30 PM EST up reply actions  

It is mainly the walks.

I see Gio as another Volquez and a product of his home park.

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by BigBabyBruce on Dec 13, 2011 1:31 PM EST up reply actions  

I'm just afraid that Shields might be another Eric Milton

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by RoastBeefKazenzakis on Dec 13, 2011 1:32 PM EST up reply actions  

Put that fear to rest

that’s a horrible comp, maybe another Kevin Millwood or something.

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by kcgard2 on Dec 13, 2011 3:19 PM EST up reply actions  

I see him more as a Jonathan Sanchez

hard throwing, high K/high BB lefty.

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by UncleWeez on Dec 13, 2011 1:32 PM EST up reply actions  

That's a pretty good comp

But Gio has a better K/BB ratio and gets a lot more ground balls, which makes him a lot better overall.

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by nycredsfan on Dec 13, 2011 1:36 PM EST up reply actions  

yeah, Sanchez got way more FBs than I thought

I’d definitely rather have Gio, but I’m wary of him.

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by UncleWeez on Dec 13, 2011 1:38 PM EST up reply actions  

What is Pete Harnisch up to?

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by Yossarian22 on Dec 13, 2011 1:39 PM EST up reply actions  

*

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by Pops Daniels on Dec 13, 2011 1:48 PM EST up reply actions  

Harnisch was at Fantasy Camp when I was there

surprisingly, he was in pretty good shape. He’s a high school or jr high coach now.

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by Slyde on Dec 13, 2011 3:28 PM EST up reply actions  

He's a talker

Not quite Herm Winningham, but it’s funny to hear Harnisch yelling around the camp with his thick Jersey accent. He’s a hoot.

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by Slyde on Dec 13, 2011 4:08 PM EST up reply actions  

also, real 1996 up in here:

And lots of good 2003 ephemera here.

Including Dunn as we know him, Dunn as we don’t, and epic Griffey time.

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by Cy Schourek on Dec 13, 2011 4:23 PM EST up reply actions  

best caption
Barry Larkin fields a fifth inning single to center field. Larkin, the Reds shortstop, was making his first major league start in center field.

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by jch24 on Dec 13, 2011 4:25 PM EST up reply actions  

Oh shit, that's right

Like there’s a difference between the two though.

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by Slyde on Dec 13, 2011 4:31 PM EST up reply actions  

Mike Remlinger was the Reds last left handed opening day starter

he got the ball in 1998. Jesus Christ Sexsalad and OGC have no memory of the Burba for Casey trade.

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by Yossarian22 on Dec 13, 2011 4:34 PM EST up reply actions  

and oddly enough

Remlinger was the third straight left handed opening day start, Shoureck got the ball in 1996 and Smiley (I loved me some John Smiley) in 1997.

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by Yossarian22 on Dec 13, 2011 4:38 PM EST up reply actions  

Reggie Sanders might as well be Colonel Sanders

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by jch24 on Dec 13, 2011 4:54 PM EST up reply actions  

I remember that one.

I was 10!

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by BigBabyBruce on Dec 13, 2011 7:22 PM EST up reply actions  

from that set of pictures....

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by Yossarian22 on Dec 13, 2011 5:06 PM EST up reply actions  

hay gurl hay!

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by Cy Schourek on Dec 13, 2011 7:24 PM EST up reply actions  

did they do that as a joke?

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by Yossarian22 on Dec 13, 2011 4:43 PM EST up reply actions  

I looked it up, he played no MLB innings in centerfield

the picture looks like a spring training field.

I do remember people saying he should change positions.

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by Yossarian22 on Dec 13, 2011 4:55 PM EST up reply actions  

a 39 year old who had leg issues with no outfield experience

couldn’t imagine what could go wrong.

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by Yossarian22 on Dec 13, 2011 5:02 PM EST up reply actions  

THE VOLE could!

THE VOLE can imagine ANYTHING!

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by PeteyHendrix on Dec 13, 2011 5:07 PM EST up reply actions  

Tropicana is also a pitcher's park.

The AL West is more pitcher friendly than the AL East, but if you weight the parks that Gonzalez and Shields actually pitched in, Shields pitched in more pitcher’s parks.

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by andromache on Dec 13, 2011 1:50 PM EST up reply actions  

Going off the top of my head

AL East hitter’s parks are NYS, Fenway, Camden. And didn’t Toronto suddenly become a hitter’s park two years ago, after they started hitting all those homeruns?

Arlington is the only AL West hitter’s park. If that’s right, I’d say Shields has had it much tougher.

by ken on Dec 13, 2011 1:53 PM EST up reply actions  

Yes, but the difference between Tropicana and Oakland's stadium (what is that thing called?) is significant

The Trop has a multi-year park factor of 91, which is a pretty heavy pitcher’s park. Oakland’s is 99, meaning it’s practically neutral. I think Oakland gets a rap as a pitcher’s park because they have such bad hitters.

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by nycredsfan on Dec 13, 2011 2:03 PM EST up reply actions  

Oakland's huge amount of foul territory makes me think pitcher's park.

But pitcher’s parks are not roid-proof.

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by PeteyHendrix on Dec 13, 2011 3:36 PM EST up reply actions  

In 2011, Shields pitched 7 games in YS3/Fenway/Camden/Rogers to Gonzalez's 3.

Gonzalez pitched 4 games in Safeco/Angel Stadium to Shields’ 2.

But the multiuyear park factor in tropicana is 91, compared to 99 for “o.co coliseum”

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by andromache on Dec 13, 2011 2:03 PM EST up reply actions  

Tropicana's park factor really surprises me

I had no idea. So does Oakland’s, given the foul ground territory and the lack of really hot and humid days.

by ken on Dec 13, 2011 2:12 PM EST up reply actions  

That said, Oakland is really favorable for pitchers when it comes to home runs (not surprising given the size)

The Trop is not nearly as bad. It’s reasonable to think that Gonzalez would specifically suffer from longball issues in GABP – moreso than Shields.

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by andromache on Dec 13, 2011 2:13 PM EST up reply actions  

Ok, but it's still possible.

Thought experiment: In 2011, Shields gave up 235 FB to 190 for Gonzalez ( in 50 more innings, but let’s ignore that for now.) Shields gave approx 11% HR/FB, Gonzalez 9%. Say at GABP, the HR would increase to 12% for either of them (having this be the same is not great, but just imagine). Shields would allow and additional 2 HRs in 235 GBs, Gonzalez would allow an additional 6 HRs. Now, Gonzalez would still allow fewer HRs than Shields, but Shields put up a 132 ERA+ last year with 26 HRs, adding two would make that worse, but probably not by a whole lot. Gonzalez put up a 130 ERA+ with 17 HRs. Adding six home runs could definitely have more of an effect.

This is not to give a final answer on who is better, but gonzalez giving up fewer flyballs does not mean he is immune to home run problems.

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by andromache on Dec 13, 2011 2:43 PM EST up reply actions   2 recs

Yeah, a very fair point

Essentially, the idea is that Gio’s HR/FB was a lot lower to begin with, so he has more room to get worse.

How much more homer-depressing is Oakland than Tampa?

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by nycredsfan on Dec 13, 2011 2:54 PM EST up reply actions  

According to StatCorner

Oakland’s HR Park factor (LH/RH): 89/80
Tampa Bay (LH/RH): 89/92

Right-handers have little to no power in Oakland. In fact, only TEX has a positive park factor for HR. The rest of the AL East (minus Fenway) also boosts HRs.

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by Slyde on Dec 13, 2011 3:41 PM EST up reply actions  

I usually shrug off the axiom that players will get a boost when they leave the AL East

But in this case, I think it serves my argument fairly well. Shields could be awesome pitching against the NL Central.

by Charlie Scrabbles on Dec 13, 2011 3:48 PM EST up reply actions  

Agree.

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by nycredsfan on Dec 13, 2011 3:57 PM EST via mobile up reply actions  

tl;dr

Just kidding.

I voted for Gio, just because I like his name. That, and I’m just not completely sold on Shields. I am convinced (for no good reason) that 2011 was a fluke. Something about him just bugs me.

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by RoastBeefKazenzakis on Dec 13, 2011 1:22 PM EST reply actions  

No, it totally is. I don't expect too many of these hosers to actually read it.

After all, there are no trains, cookies, bras, pants, pot, or Tim Tebow discussions, so who really cares?

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by nycredsfan on Dec 13, 2011 1:29 PM EST up reply actions  

x

by Joe Nolan's Neckbeard on Dec 13, 2011 1:31 PM EST up reply actions  

Just remember to keep your cookies in your bra, wear pants on the train, and share your pot with Tim Tebow!

There.

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by RoastBeefKazenzakis on Dec 13, 2011 1:34 PM EST up reply actions  

the problem is

there is no Zach Greinke available this year.

Every pitcher on the market is a second tier ace or a number 2 pitcher.

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by Yossarian22 on Dec 13, 2011 1:29 PM EST up reply actions  

I've been kinda in the same boat, but I think he's a better pitcher than Gio

His walk rate is about half of Gio’s for one. He’s also got a longer track record and throws more innings. The flyballs are scary but he’d still be very good in GABP when you account for the competition he’d be facing.

If the Angels are willing to part with Ervin Santana, I might think about that. He’s got two years of team control left and might cost less than the other two.

by ken on Dec 13, 2011 1:30 PM EST up reply actions  

But, will Santana fit in the budget?

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by BigBabyBruce on Dec 13, 2011 1:30 PM EST up reply actions  

I don't think we are at our limit. I believe we have roughly $8,000,000 to spend, maybe a little more.

Santana is owed $11,200,000 this season.

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by BigBabyBruce on Dec 13, 2011 1:37 PM EST up reply actions  

Yes. Like I said in the post you didn't read,

the package for Greinke was very, very similar to the package the Cubs gave for Garza.

Both included an all glove, no-hit SS, a top starting pitching prospect, a 4th OFer type, and a “project”.

That could’ve been one of our young pitchers (Wood/Leake), Hamilton, Sappelt or Frazier, and then a random 4th guy.

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by nycredsfan on Dec 13, 2011 1:40 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

Yeah, but

Make it real or else forget about it.

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by Pops Daniels on Dec 13, 2011 1:41 PM EST up reply actions  

Dahhh -- Duh nuh nuh nuh nah nuh nuh nuh nah nuh

(with vibrato)

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by RijoSaboCaseyWKRP on Dec 13, 2011 1:42 PM EST up reply actions  

¿

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by GlennBraggsSwingAndMissBrokenBat on Dec 13, 2011 1:45 PM EST up reply actions  

Crolfer, take a good hard look buddy. That's you in 10 years.

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by jch24 on Dec 13, 2011 1:46 PM EST up reply actions  

I feel like Reds fans have wanted Santana every single offseason.

By the way, you realize that the three active Santanas are all pretty fantastic? I think that’s a real underdeveloped market right there.

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by Cy Schourek on Dec 13, 2011 1:38 PM EST up reply actions  

I used to make them pop

but then I remember a big blogfight going on around here about that, so I stopped making them pop.

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by Cy Schourek on Dec 13, 2011 1:52 PM EST up reply actions  

Shields is better, but not by a ton.

His KK/B is better, but the extra Gio groundballs make up for some of that. And Shields doesn’t throw THAT many more innings. The other thing for me is that the Rays clearly don’t want to trade him, so I’m afraid it’s going to require a serious overpay to get him.

All other things being equal I’d probably prefer Shields, but in the real world I think Gio is a bit preferable, and a mega package for Gio and Bailey would be the tits.

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by nycredsfan on Dec 13, 2011 1:42 PM EST up reply actions  

Shields has averaged 220 innings for the past five years; Gio 200 in the last two

I think that’s a meaningful difference.

It’s too bad that Cahill got traded, because I’d bet that Beane will now be less willing to trade Gio and thereby completely raise the flag on 2012.

by ken on Dec 13, 2011 1:47 PM EST up reply actions  

Fair enough, but that kinda brings up my only concern with Shields

As I indicated above, he’s coming off of a career year in a number of ways. That 220 IP average is mainly because he threw 249(!) last season. That’s a lot, and I doubt he repeats it. 200-215 is still great, but not that much better than you’d get from Gio.

Also, his tERA and SIERA (Chuck, I did my homework, and these are the 2 metrics I dig now because they account for batted ball types) were way better in 2011 than the previous 2 years. So which is the real him? It’s very possible it’s the 2011 version, but given the switch to a pitcher’s park and his age, and the significant innings on his arm, I think there are almost as many questions about him as there are about Gio, and I think Gio won’t be as expensive.

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by nycredsfan on Dec 13, 2011 1:51 PM EST up reply actions  

I feel like we've both reversed course

This blog has talked me into Shields more and more over the past month, and now you’re backing away from him.

by ken on Dec 13, 2011 1:55 PM EST up reply actions  

Yeah, I've thought way too much about it.

And like I said, I’d still take him in a heartbeat. I just don’t think he’s a slam dunk to be a better acquisition than Gio, especially given the circumstances surrounding each team.

For example, Beane seems like the kind of guy to embrace a full-on rebuild (as opposed to Kenny Williams, who I’d bet will talk a big game then end up keeping most of his players). I think, if anything, the Cahill trade increases the likelihood that both Gio and Bailey are traded.

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by nycredsfan on Dec 13, 2011 1:58 PM EST up reply actions  

PS

Way to include Grandal in every trade proposal jerk face!

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by Kevin Mitchell is Batman on Dec 13, 2011 1:59 PM EST up reply actions  

That was for you, buddy.

I would’ve totally included Mesoraco, but I was trying to be realistic, and Meso seems untouchable right now.

FWIW, my guess is that the hold-up in most of Walt’s trade discussions are that they want a catcher, and Walt is trying to get a deal done without giving one up. Which I don’t think will happen.

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by nycredsfan on Dec 13, 2011 2:05 PM EST up reply actions  

Totally agree.

I think he went into the meetings anticipating that he’d be able to swing a trade without the other team asking for catching, and he has found out that’s just not going to work.

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by Kevin Mitchell is Batman on Dec 13, 2011 2:07 PM EST up reply actions  

I really want Walt to surprise us all

and deal for a true ace. That’s not going to happen, though. I dunno, but all these prices seem a bit steep for my liking, though that does not at all mean that they aren’t accurate.

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by UncleWeez on Dec 13, 2011 1:30 PM EST reply actions  

I agree with this

Gio Gonzalez is too similar to Volquez for my tastes. I don’t see any reason to expect improvement out of him either.

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by Grahamophone on Dec 13, 2011 1:36 PM EST via iPhone app up reply actions  

Great work

I think you’re right about keeping Votto being a guiding principle. They’re choosing to go through the “with Votto” door, not unlike the Brewers deciding to keep Fielder through the end of his contract. They need to follow suit and go big. Just trading for Jurrjens might be like just getting Marcum. The Crew eventually picked up Greinke, Marcum, Saito, K-Rod and Morgan.

It feels like the Reds can get a #1/#2 starter and closer-caliber reliever if they pull the trigger. When you have two highly-regard blocked prospects and apparently no money to spend on the FA market, the path is clear.

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by RijoSaboCaseyWKRP on Dec 13, 2011 1:33 PM EST reply actions  

Jurrjens < Marcum

but your point still stands

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by UncleWeez on Dec 13, 2011 1:36 PM EST up reply actions  

The analogy is imperfect

But the Reds’ turn is up to be aggressive within their two season window, especially if the Cardinals and Brewers are “reloading” in some sense.

Selling the farm isn’t something a franchise like the Reds is really supposed to do. But they’re lucky enough to have insurance on two of their best trade chips – one of which is a 1B anyway. By the time the Cubs are cured of “Epstein Bar” and rearing their heads, they can make the trades and pick up the supplemental picks to re-stock.

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by RijoSaboCaseyWKRP on Dec 13, 2011 1:41 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

Rec'd for EVB

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by TheC on Dec 13, 2011 4:43 PM EST up reply actions  

But the guy the Brewers traded for Marcum apparently wears long underwear with a big "S" on the chest

Dude OPS’d .953 as a 21-year old. I don’t think the Reds have anyone to give up who can hit like that.

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by RoastBeefKazenzakis on Dec 13, 2011 1:42 PM EST up reply actions  

Jurrjens <<< Marcum

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by kcgard2 on Dec 13, 2011 4:13 PM EST up reply actions  

The Reds signed Andrew Brackman to a major league deal.

The former Moeller High School star is a one-time Yankees top prospect, but his control woes led New York to cut him loose. I’m not surprised Cincinnati signed him. The major league contract, however, is unexpected.

Last season as a 25-year-old in AAA, the former North Carolina State basketball player went 3-6 with a 6.00 ERA. In 96 innings Brackman allowed 82 hits, walked 75 and struck out 75. Since being the 30th overall pick in the 2007 draft, Brackman has gone 15-29 with a 5.11 ERA. In 89 games, 58 starts, and 343 innings, Brackman has allowed 332 hits, struck out 304 and walked 190.

Baseball America ranked Brackman as the No. 78 prospect in the minor leagues as recently as February of 2011.

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by Thundering Turtle on Dec 13, 2011 1:35 PM EST reply actions  

Difference between Cincinnati and New York

do you think the Reds would be so quick to give up on that guy?

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by Yossarian22 on Dec 13, 2011 1:36 PM EST up reply actions  

Nope. The Reds can benefit from taking a chance on guys like this.

The Yankees, of course, don’t have to. I’m not sure Brackman will ever have the control to be effective. I can envision him being a guy who throws a no-hitter and walks nine while doing it. He’s certaily worth a look-see.

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by Thundering Turtle on Dec 13, 2011 1:42 PM EST up reply actions  

So he could be this guy?

Led the league in walks 3 times – threw less than 200 innings each time.

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by RoastBeefKazenzakis on Dec 13, 2011 1:46 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

And led the league in wild pitches twice.

If Brackman has a 16-year big league career, I’ll be very surprised.

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by Thundering Turtle on Dec 13, 2011 1:51 PM EST up reply actions  

he related to Katarina Witt?

she was the first set of boobs i ever saw on the internet.

by Heeringa on Dec 13, 2011 8:42 PM EST up reply actions  

AJ Burnett'd

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by jch24 on Dec 13, 2011 1:48 PM EST up reply actions  

Brackman has nipple rings?

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by Cy Schourek on Dec 13, 2011 1:49 PM EST up reply actions  

Right nipple wrong.

"You said 'walks' twice."
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by Cy Schourek on Dec 13, 2011 1:50 PM EST up reply actions  

any nipple wrong

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by UncleWeez on Dec 13, 2011 1:55 PM EST up reply actions  

Disagreed

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by jch24 on Dec 13, 2011 2:10 PM EST up reply actions  

WRONG NIPPLE

Great band name.

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by PeteyHendrix on Dec 13, 2011 4:07 PM EST up reply actions  

indeed it is

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by jch24 on Dec 13, 2011 4:07 PM EST up reply actions  

So there's no confusion

It’s a split contract. He’s not guaranteed a roster spot.

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by Slyde on Dec 13, 2011 3:30 PM EST up reply actions  

yeah

i heard that God sorted that all out for Reds fans, just so we would not have to suffer with this guy on the 25 man roster if he isn’t ready.

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by Yossarian22 on Dec 13, 2011 9:23 PM EST up reply actions  

They gave him a MLB contract

that seems like a horrible pickup all the way around

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by kcgard2 on Dec 13, 2011 4:15 PM EST up reply actions  

It's a split contract

He’s not guaranteed a roster spot.

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by Slyde on Dec 13, 2011 4:20 PM EST up reply actions  

he may not be guaranteed a roster spot

But a split contract means he’s on the roster now, right?

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by BubbaFan on Dec 13, 2011 5:46 PM EST up reply actions  

I'm pretty sure a split contract

means that you get a 40 man spot, and the money that goes with it, but aren’t guaranteed a 25-man spot. i.e., you can be sent to the minors without going through waivers.

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by nycredsfan on Dec 13, 2011 5:51 PM EST up reply actions  

even if he is out of options?

I thought a split contract simply gave you money if you made the MLB team but other than maybe a buyout figure, no guarantees, and also gave the player the ability to request his release if he is not on the big club by a certain date.

Was Gomes placed on the 40 man roster when he signed in 2009?

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by Yossarian22 on Dec 13, 2011 5:54 PM EST up reply actions  

FWIW

Bubba Crosby signed a split contract with the Reds. He got a roster spot, and so was protected from the Rule 5 draft. (Obviously not an issue with Brackman now.) Bubba did have to clear waivers when he was sent down at the end of spring training.

He did not have to accept the minor league assignment, because he had already been outrighted once.

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by BubbaFan on Dec 13, 2011 6:01 PM EST up reply actions  

split contract

Usually means major league money if you make the 25-man roster, much less money otherwise (though more than the average AAA grunt).

IIRC, Bubba’s contract was something like $410,000 if he made the 25-man, $80,000 if he ended up in Louisville.

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by BubbaFan on Dec 13, 2011 6:02 PM EST up reply actions  

This is the case

my point is that they don’t automatically owe him $400k. He has to make the team to get that.

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by Slyde on Dec 13, 2011 8:04 PM EST up reply actions  

But he would have to pass through waivers to be sent to AAA?

Not that that’s a big deal. He’d almost definitely pass through. Just curious.

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by nycredsfan on Dec 13, 2011 8:14 PM EST up reply actions  

Depends on his option situation

which I’m not familiar with.

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by Slyde on Dec 13, 2011 8:15 PM EST up reply actions  

He was given a Major League contract when he was signed out of the draft

so he is probably out of options.

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by Yossarian22 on Dec 13, 2011 8:19 PM EST up reply actions  

I think this is a great signing

He hasn’t spent much time in relief. If he can really get it up to 97 and keep his walks down, then this is a steal.

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by Dave from Louisville on Dec 13, 2011 8:29 PM EST up reply actions  

i have already decided he will be the closer by the ASB

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by Yossarian22 on Dec 13, 2011 8:30 PM EST up reply actions  

He's only had one brief cup of coffee with the Yanks

this year.

However, he was signed to a big league contract, like Yonder. So he’s probably burned at least three options by now.

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by BubbaFan on Dec 13, 2011 8:19 PM EST up reply actions  

I think he's burned 3 (2009, 2010, 2011)

but I think he gets a 4th option because he has less than 5 full professional years and it doesn’t look like he’s had any significant DL time since his TJ surgery. Those rules are complicated to decipher though.

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by Slyde on Dec 13, 2011 8:27 PM EST up reply actions  

he was actually signed in 2007

He was optioned to Tampa that year, but didn’t actually play. He got TJ instead. He spent all of 2008 on the DL.

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by BubbaFan on Dec 13, 2011 8:43 PM EST up reply actions  

he spent all of 2008 on the 60 day DL though

so they didn’t have to option him.

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by Yossarian22 on Dec 13, 2011 9:01 PM EST up reply actions  

yeah, but

If 2007 counted, he’s been optioned four times, and is out of options.

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by BubbaFan on Dec 13, 2011 9:07 PM EST up reply actions  

2007 doesn't count

he signed on 8/15. An option didn’t need to be used.

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by Slyde on Dec 13, 2011 9:09 PM EST up reply actions  

thinking about it

He probably is out of options. Bet that’s why the Yanks cut him loose. If they could have stashed him in Scranton, they’d probably have kept him around.

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by BubbaFan on Dec 13, 2011 8:47 PM EST up reply actions  

He does have a 4th option (I got it confirmed)

The Yankees released him because they would have had to pick up his 2012 option, which was probably worth at least $500k in the minors. I’m guessing they had simply given up on him.

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by Slyde on Dec 13, 2011 9:04 PM EST up reply actions  

so that means

if they’re willing to keep him on the 40-man, they could option him to Louisville without exposing him to waivers?

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by BubbaFan on Dec 13, 2011 9:09 PM EST up reply actions  

I have abusrd hopes that Brackman will put it all together and shock the world with a Cy Young.

Pete Schoureck gave me unreasonable expectations for retreds.

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by Yossarian22 on Dec 13, 2011 4:21 PM EST up reply actions  

Brackman

He pitched in the last SWB Yankees game I went to this season. The starter, Lance Pendleton (Janish’s teammate at Rice), had been used in the pen during a callup. So they only put him out there 3 innings or so, and used Brackman to make up the difference. His line: 2.2 IP, 2 hits, 1 run (earned), 1 BB, 4 Ks. That doesn’t count the two batters he hit.




He hit Corky Miller and Kris Negron back to back. Here’s Negron getting plunked:

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by BubbaFan on Dec 13, 2011 6:15 PM EST up reply actions  

Did the Yankees give up on him as a starter last year?

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by Yossarian22 on Dec 13, 2011 6:34 PM EST up reply actions  

yes

He had a good year last year, and entered the season as the Yankees’ third best prospect (according to BA), but just didn’t do well. Injury may have been part of it. (He has a bad injury history. The only reason he fell to the Yankees when he was drafted was his injury history.)

He had a 6.00 ERA in AAA this year, and gave up 7 walks for every nine innings he pitched.

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by BubbaFan on Dec 13, 2011 6:44 PM EST up reply actions  

Bold Prediction

He will be the Reds closer by the All-Star break next season.

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by Yossarian22 on Dec 13, 2011 7:22 PM EST up reply actions  

that is a bold prediction

I think it’s more likely to be Masset.

Though apparently some Reds fans are more upset about Masset being tendered a contract than Janish.

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by BubbaFan on Dec 13, 2011 7:27 PM EST up reply actions  

One of the Reds anouncers

it may have been tHom, but I may just think most the stupid things that I hear watching Reds games automatically come from tHom, said that they do not believe a small market team like the Reds can afford to offer a contract to a question mark like Masset.

Thank god those people don’t run the team. It is one thing to think Masset is declining, and to trade him, it is another thing to not tender him a contract. Masset has value, he could get something in a trade.

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by Yossarian22 on Dec 13, 2011 7:30 PM EST up reply actions  

What would you like to wager?

I am very interested in taking this bet.

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by kcgard2 on Dec 13, 2011 8:53 PM EST up reply actions  

absolutely nothing

because this is nothing more than a silly gut feeling.

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by Yossarian22 on Dec 13, 2011 9:00 PM EST up reply actions  

he better hope you're right

‘Cause if he ends up in Louisville, I have a feeling Corky remembers being plunked, and isn’t going to let him forget it.

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by BubbaFan on Dec 13, 2011 9:08 PM EST up reply actions  

like when Mike Piazza caught Roger Clemans in an All-Star game.

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by Yossarian22 on Dec 13, 2011 9:16 PM EST up reply actions  

I wonder what the Jays would want for Dustin McGowan

he’s being paid under a mil, and has had decent GB numbers in his career. He was highly thought of before being completely derailed by injuries. I’m sure the Jays wouldn’t part with him, as they’d be selling way, way low, but if he could be had for cheap, I would be intrigued.

Also, the Marlins signed Burke Badenhop. I always thought he’d be a sneaky good signing for the Reds. He gets a TON of GBs.

Also also, the Reds signed Andrew Brackman to a major league deal.

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by UncleWeez on Dec 13, 2011 1:35 PM EST reply actions  

yo Weez!

just saw this…yes, I’d be interested in McGowan for sure.

We know the Walt/AA trade maker works, too, so I’d like to think they could work something out.

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by Kevin Mitchell is Batman on Dec 13, 2011 3:23 PM EST up reply actions  

The Jays' biggest holes seem to be 1B and CF. Possibly 2b, as well.

Hmmm. They have a bunch of intriguing pitchers. Morrow? Cecil? Hendy Alvarez?

This could be a certain something.

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by Cy Schourek on Dec 13, 2011 3:27 PM EST up reply actions  

yeah, there's definitely sneaky logical trade targets there

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by UncleWeez on Dec 13, 2011 3:34 PM EST up reply actions  

I feel like everyone outside of Romero is just another Mike Leake type.

but more Mike Leake isn’t too bad these days.

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by Cy Schourek on Dec 13, 2011 3:36 PM EST up reply actions  

I doubt AA would give up on McGowan after sticking with him through all the injuries

but it’s an interesting thought

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by UncleWeez on Dec 13, 2011 3:36 PM EST up reply actions  

Walt has never traded with AA

maybe I am reading your sentence wrong.

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by kcgard2 on Dec 13, 2011 4:18 PM EST up reply actions  

I like the idea that Walt will dupe other GMs when they are drunk.

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by PeteyHendrix on Dec 13, 2011 4:19 PM EST up reply actions  

not directly, true.

but he was the Assistant GM for the Rolen trade (and took over GM duties months later), and he’s been in the Jays front office since 2003.

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by Kevin Mitchell is Batman on Dec 13, 2011 4:19 PM EST up reply actions  

He should get a Cy.

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by Cy Schourek on Dec 13, 2011 2:06 PM EST up reply actions  

ISWYDT

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by ZJiff30 on Dec 13, 2011 6:42 PM EST up reply actions  

Hmm

I think Hamilton County’s prosecutor needs more to do…

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by Yossarian22 on Dec 13, 2011 2:07 PM EST reply actions  

Yancy is crying! Isn't that enough for you, Joe Deters??

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by darthmom on Dec 13, 2011 7:16 PM EST up reply actions  

There has been an unspoken precedent in college and professional sports that fights within the game are handled by the game.

Of course if players turn on the fans that is completely different. But I doubt the Hamilton County Prosecutor even thought about leveling charges against Kyle Farnsworth when he body slammed Paul Wilson in 2003. I also doubt there were any serious considerations to pressing charges against Johnny Cueto in 2010.

Why start now?

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by Yossarian22 on Dec 13, 2011 7:20 PM EST up reply actions  

Cause it's college

And they attacked someone unprovoked.

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by ChiDa on Dec 13, 2011 7:30 PM EST up reply actions  

You could say Kilkpatrick provoked it

or you could say Holloway, Lyons, and Wells provoked it.

It wasn’t like Gates was hitting people out of the blue.

Also if you feel that way, how would you feel about Cueto being prosecuted?

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by Yossarian22 on Dec 13, 2011 7:32 PM EST up reply actions  

he didn't hit any of those people

i have no issue at all with them seeking charges against gates.

he assaulted someone in public. that oftens lands people in jail

by 'tHan on Dec 13, 2011 7:33 PM EST up reply actions  

Johnny Cueto kicked people

if you want Gates to face charges you have to feel the same way about Cueto.

Or is kicking somebody some how not physical assault?

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by Yossarian22 on Dec 13, 2011 7:36 PM EST up reply actions  

Gates attacked Frease...who didn't provoke Gates

It’s pretty clearly a sucker punch to the face…and then there’s the other guy stomping on his face.

Cueto could claim self defense…he was in a corner trying to get out. It was a huge mele, there were bodies everywhere.

I have no sympathy Gates…he gets off easy with the suspension and nothing more.

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by ChiDa on Dec 13, 2011 7:38 PM EST up reply actions  

Cueto was mostly surrounded by Reds players

Cueto is surrounded by Reds players, he was going for blood.

I think with in the moment both cases are understandable. I have never been in a brawl, or really any sort of physical altercation, but I can imagine that few people involved are really thinking with the upper portion of their brain. Which is why I actually think an argument can be made that the people who should receive the strongest punishments are the instigators, because they probably had more control over what they were doing. Once the benches clear people are not really thinking in a rational manner but are reacting to a series of events.

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by Yossarian22 on Dec 13, 2011 7:45 PM EST up reply actions  

Cueto looks like he's surrounded by Cards players too

And this isn’t anywhere close to what Gates did. He flat out sucker punched a person who did nothing to provoke him other than play on the opposing team.

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by ChiDa on Dec 13, 2011 7:52 PM EST up reply actions  

I've been in a brawl or five,

both in the confined areas of organized sports and in real life and there is no comparison between the two. In the organized sports realm, you know that it won’t go too far and would never dream of being prosecuted but you also don’t really try and permanently hurt someone. In the real word, you only stop when they stop moving. Short of killing them, of course. What we witnessed is nothing in the real word. In sports, these days, it’s a minor blip on the minor league sports radar. So what?

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by Pops Daniels on Dec 13, 2011 9:34 PM EST up reply actions  

as somebody who hasn't

i figure if my higher brain kicks in i will probably hide in a corner and cry or I will go completely fucking nuts and kill a man with a trident, and have no idea of the severity of my actions until about 10 minutes after it is over, with little in between.

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by Yossarian22 on Dec 13, 2011 9:39 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

Cool...

You have a trident?

Pics, man, pics.

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by bbjones on Dec 15, 2011 7:06 PM EST up reply actions  

x

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by Yossarian22 on Dec 15, 2011 10:35 PM EST up reply actions  

Prosecuters should have better things to prosecute, period.

For every player on the floor during that fight, I bet there are 10 guys as big as Yancy Gates that beat there women like that in Hamilton County.

Probably that many pedifiles too and unsolved murders over the past 10 years.

No, fuck that let’s go after some grown men who walk away black eyes and damaged pride.

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by Dave from Louisville on Dec 13, 2011 7:47 PM EST up reply actions  

My dad has been a cop for over 38 years

And that is how it works. “For every guy you put in jail, you need to let one out” as he always said.

Same goes for prosecutors office, for every hour they spend on this shit that’s one less hour on important crimes.

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by Dave from Louisville on Dec 13, 2011 7:57 PM EST up reply actions  

Started when he was 21, retired with 30 at 51

Then got on at another department.

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by Dave from Louisville on Dec 13, 2011 8:01 PM EST up reply actions  

Are we brothers?

"Wait, you think I'm being mean to the pretend orangutan?" -- battlekow

by jch24 on Dec 13, 2011 8:02 PM EST up reply actions  

brother?

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by Dave from Louisville on Dec 13, 2011 8:31 PM EST up reply actions  

My dad retired from the KSP after 30 years and can't stop working

"Wait, you think I'm being mean to the pretend orangutan?" -- battlekow

by jch24 on Dec 13, 2011 8:32 PM EST up reply actions  

Same except for LPD instead of KSP

Having a full pention at 51 would be awesome. Too bad none of us will be able to do that.

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by Dave from Louisville on Dec 13, 2011 8:36 PM EST up reply actions  

and sports brawls do not really endanger many people

these are hardly a threat to citizens safety and well being. Let the individual sports organizations handle it. Now if somebody is permanently disabled I have no problem with that being dealt with in civil court.

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by Yossarian22 on Dec 13, 2011 8:00 PM EST up reply actions  

Ha! Like the NCAA would actually penalize anybody

Bart: "Dad, what's a Muppet?"
Homer: "Well, it's not quite a mop, not quite a puppet, but man... (laughs, then pauses) So, to answer you question, I don't know."

by ChiDa on Dec 13, 2011 8:01 PM EST up reply actions  

Or Guy Marc-Michel

Bart: "Dad, what's a Muppet?"
Homer: "Well, it's not quite a mop, not quite a puppet, but man... (laughs, then pauses) So, to answer you question, I don't know."

by ChiDa on Dec 13, 2011 8:18 PM EST up reply actions  

.

A hot dog at the ballgame beats roast beef at the Ritz. ~Humphrey Bogart

by PeteyHendrix on Dec 13, 2011 8:49 PM EST up reply actions  

I remember turning that game off at halftime.

Why did I turn that game off, dammit?

Go Colts Dammit!

by Ram27 on Dec 13, 2011 9:16 PM EST up reply actions  

i remember exactly where i was when i found out that happened

woke up on a couch in a house i’d never been in before near a college campus i’d never been to before. college was fun.

Brevity is the soul of wit.

by Heeringa on Dec 13, 2011 9:24 PM EST up reply actions  

i knew a guy at college who woke up in Cleveland and had no idea how he got there

Campus was like 180 miles from Cleveland.

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by Yossarian22 on Dec 13, 2011 9:26 PM EST up reply actions  

my best friend's brother has a story like that.

started the night partying at Purdue, woke up on the floor, naked, next to a pile of cottage cheese in Chicago. didn’t know anybody else that was in the apartment.

Brevity is the soul of wit.

by Heeringa on Dec 13, 2011 9:30 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

It's not like Prosecutors aren't doing this stuff already

Granted, the publicity of the X-UC game probably has something to do with it. But let’s not pretend they’re not actively doing the other things just because this is in the press right now

Bart: "Dad, what's a Muppet?"
Homer: "Well, it's not quite a mop, not quite a puppet, but man... (laughs, then pauses) So, to answer you question, I don't know."

by ChiDa on Dec 13, 2011 7:54 PM EST up reply actions  

Everything costs something

this is diverting resources from other cases.

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by Yossarian22 on Dec 13, 2011 7:55 PM EST up reply actions  

I DEMAND JUSTICE!!!

/SuckerPunchesParkingMeter

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by jch24 on Dec 13, 2011 7:56 PM EST up reply actions  

That's gotta hurt

Bart: "Dad, what's a Muppet?"
Homer: "Well, it's not quite a mop, not quite a puppet, but man... (laughs, then pauses) So, to answer you question, I don't know."

by ChiDa on Dec 13, 2011 7:57 PM EST up reply actions  

Oh please

Nothing has been brought against Gates yet

Bart: "Dad, what's a Muppet?"
Homer: "Well, it's not quite a mop, not quite a puppet, but man... (laughs, then pauses) So, to answer you question, I don't know."

by ChiDa on Dec 13, 2011 7:57 PM EST up reply actions  

They are looking into it though

which would take some man hours, which could be spent doing other stuff.

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by Yossarian22 on Dec 13, 2011 7:58 PM EST up reply actions  

like

posting here, or maybe playing Angry Birds?

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by BubbaFan on Dec 13, 2011 8:02 PM EST up reply actions  

Liquid lunches?

Bart: "Dad, what's a Muppet?"
Homer: "Well, it's not quite a mop, not quite a puppet, but man... (laughs, then pauses) So, to answer you question, I don't know."

by ChiDa on Dec 13, 2011 8:02 PM EST up reply actions  

Duh, they're cops.

It feels so nice to be back to normal

by nycredsfan on Dec 13, 2011 8:20 PM EST up reply actions  

cops?

I thought they were lawyers.

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by BubbaFan on Dec 13, 2011 8:22 PM EST up reply actions  

Right, just like they look at lots of other stuff

Bart: "Dad, what's a Muppet?"
Homer: "Well, it's not quite a mop, not quite a puppet, but man... (laughs, then pauses) So, to answer you question, I don't know."

by ChiDa on Dec 13, 2011 8:02 PM EST up reply actions  

what?

Are they really filing criminal charges?

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by BubbaFan on Dec 13, 2011 7:57 PM EST up reply actions  

No

In typical Cincinnati fashion they’ll stand in front of camera and talk about the great things they might do, then end up doing jack shit.

"Wait, you think I'm being mean to the pretend orangutan?" -- battlekow

by jch24 on Dec 13, 2011 7:59 PM EST up reply actions  

I'd say that's pretty typical everywhere in the US

That way they can appear to be doing something, when they aren’t.

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by BubbaFan on Dec 13, 2011 8:01 PM EST up reply actions  

Bingo

And as I said above, Deters is a fame chaser.

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by jch24 on Dec 13, 2011 8:03 PM EST up reply actions  

All this outrage

and nobody’s brought up the Brawl in the Palace between the Pacers and Pistons? Or Todd Bertuzzi? Or that random dude who threw the ball into the Dayton bleachers? You know, actual, real, related, events?

"You said 'walks' twice."
"I like walks."

by Cy Schourek on Dec 13, 2011 9:29 PM EST up reply actions  

I don't think the Dayton thing is in the same class

Julio Castillo seriously injured a fan. Players may have to accept occasional assault as part of the job description, but fans shouldn’t.

Castillo ended up doing jail time. I suspect he was deported as well. At least, he hasn’t played baseball since.

And does anyone remember what started the brawl? Cozart was beaned.

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by BubbaFan on Dec 13, 2011 9:36 PM EST up reply actions  

here we go
Francisco is best known for participating in a notable incident fan violence. On September 13, 2004, he threw a folding chair into the crowd in a game against the Oakland Athletics. The incident initially escalated when Rangers pitcher Doug Brocail charged from the Rangers’ bullpen to confront a fan, Craig Bueno, who, members of the Rangers later claimed, had been heckling the Rangers pitcher about his stillborn child and using hurtful racial slurs. Francisco, angered by the obnoxious fans, threw a folding chair at them, hitting Jennifer Bueno in the face and caused a cut, which required stitches. Francisco was arrested and on June 30, 2005, he pleaded no contest to the charges. He was sentenced to anger management classes and a work program. A civil suit brought by the woman hit with the chair was settled on January 12, 2007. Terms of the settlement included an undisclosed payment and a public apology.
Francisco was suspended for the balance of the 2004 season, and missed the entire 2005 season after undergoing Tommy John surgery. After two years away from the Rangers, Francisco rejoined the club on September 8, 2006.

Not gonna lie, someone would be in for an ass whuppin’ if they were heckling me over my stillborn child.

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by jch24 on Dec 14, 2011 8:18 AM EST up reply actions  

Oh, and he's with the Mets now if anyone cares

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by jch24 on Dec 14, 2011 8:19 AM EST up reply actions  

on the list of "acceptable avenues of heckling"

I don’t think I’ve seen “stillborn child”

"You said 'walks' twice."
"I like walks."

by Cy Schourek on Dec 14, 2011 9:11 AM EST up reply actions  

I firmly believe there's a line you don't cross in heckling

If you want to tell a ballplayer he sucks or he’s dumb, go for it. But neither the ballplayer’s salary nor the money paid for admission to the event entitle someone to get personal with a ballplayer. If they do, they get whatever’s coming to them.

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by jch24 on Dec 14, 2011 9:25 AM EST up reply actions  

that kind of heckling is really tasteless

But I would have ushers remove such fans, rather than allowing players to confront fans. Sticks and stones, and all that.

Also…the fan heckling the player wasn’t the one that was hit with a chair.

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by BubbaFan on Dec 14, 2011 10:07 AM EST up reply actions  

I don't mean to condone throwing a chair into the stands.

I’m with you, the usher should have the right to remove the fan. Of course, then you get into icky issues about “where the line is” and all.

It’s just a shitty situation caused by the fact that people can really suck sometimes.

"You said 'walks' twice."
"I like walks."

by Cy Schourek on Dec 14, 2011 10:17 AM EST up reply actions  

she married the scumbag

Fuck lion say what! i got a fuck lion now come fuck wit me

by UncleWeez on Dec 14, 2011 12:04 PM EST up reply actions  

not a reason to throw a chair in someone's face

And I’m wondering if the guy was really that much of a scumbag. He was apparently chief of a local fire department. He admitted to being a serial heckler, but denies that he said anything out of the ordinary. (He claims he said, “Who’s going to take the loss?”) The A’s reviewed the tapes and said he did not say anything that crossed the line – no racial slurs, as the players claimed. And would he even know about an opposing relief pitcher’s family? Maybe he just made some random comment they misinterpreted. They were apparently taunting him with “your momma” comments. Maybe he returned something in the same vein, and they took it the wrong way.

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by BubbaFan on Dec 14, 2011 12:42 PM EST up reply actions  

I was half-kidding

for all I know, she could’ve been his sister.

Fuck lion say what! i got a fuck lion now come fuck wit me

by UncleWeez on Dec 14, 2011 12:54 PM EST up reply actions  

or his daughter

But no, she was his wife.

He ducked out of the way, and the chair hit her.

Hmmm. What a gentleman. I guess he is a scumbag after all!

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by BubbaFan on Dec 14, 2011 3:10 PM EST up reply actions  

ha! figures.

Fuck lion say what! i got a fuck lion now come fuck wit me

by UncleWeez on Dec 14, 2011 4:59 PM EST up reply actions  

Fuck this asshole and his jackass wife who stood by him while he did it.

A hot dog at the ballgame beats roast beef at the Ritz. ~Humphrey Bogart

by PeteyHendrix on Dec 14, 2011 6:45 PM EST up reply actions  

I college I went to A LOT of Bats games

And heckling Brandon Larson was priority number one for my roommate. IT……..GOT……….RIDICULOUS.

Keep in mind I was a Reds fan, but my roommate was an obnoxious Reds fan. He was ANGRY Larson was not Lance Berkman. Larson heard about it every game we were at. There was one game where his girlfriend was there, and I thought he might fucking kill us.

He really got mad at things like….
“How does it feel to reach you peak in life 3 years ago”
“You suck at life and baseball”
“I bet Lance Berkman has a bigger dick than you too.”

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by Dave from Louisville on Dec 14, 2011 9:17 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

In college

I hate my 2007 laptop that isn’t fast.

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by Dave from Louisville on Dec 14, 2011 9:19 PM EST up reply actions  

2007

I bought my laptop in 2006.

It takes about 5 minutes from the time I push the on button until I can actually run any sorta program.

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by Yossarian22 on Dec 14, 2011 9:57 PM EST up reply actions  

My laptop's from 2007, too! And it still works just fine!

Of course, it no longer has its original hard drive, battery, or charger, so…

by the finest muffins on Dec 14, 2011 11:52 PM EST up reply actions  

I need to do some work on it

my wife has crippled it with viruses from Facebook apps. Have replaced the hard drive, battery, and gone through about 4 chargers.

I bought it on sale for like $300 so I guess I shouldn’t complain and just use work laptop.

Why the hell doesn’t the iPhone app have FanShots???? I hate that!

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by Dave from Louisville on Dec 15, 2011 12:34 AM EST up reply actions  

I know right?

It was completely embarassing, but my roomate was able to pull it off in a charming asshole sort of way. By the 6th inning when everyone was good and drunk everyone in the section would be yelling the same type shit and trying to outdue each other.

People that know how to heckle don’t need profanity. He was really hilarious, but in an evil sort of way.

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by Dave from Louisville on Dec 15, 2011 12:44 AM EST up reply actions  

The only heckling I've ever done at a minor league game is yelling at a manager for not getting tossed out of the game in a more spectacular fashion.

“MY EIGHTY YEAR OLD GRANDMA COULD GET EJECTED BETTER THAN THAT. BOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.”

Is there a mod so powerful he can ban himself?

by andromache on Dec 15, 2011 11:32 AM EST up reply actions  

My dad and I were yelled at by the Dunedin Blue Jays pitching coach for heckling

we weren’t even heckling, we were just talking about what just happened. It was really fucking weird.

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by Yossarian22 on Dec 15, 2011 4:32 PM EST up reply actions  

I yelled at a minor league player once...

“Swing the bat, you no-talent hack!”

I also ripped the manager for not hitting for the pitcher even though the game was on the line, the pitcher couldn’t hit, and the pitcher was about to be lifted. Hilariously inept.

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by PeteyHendrix on Dec 15, 2011 7:25 PM EST up reply actions  

they didn't toss him for that last one?

Most minor league ballparks have a “no profanity” rule. They bill themselves as family entertainment and all.

Heckling your own players is pretty obnoxious, but it sounds pretty typical of what the visiting team has to put up with.

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by BubbaFan on Dec 14, 2011 9:52 PM EST up reply actions  

fty

Most minor league ballparks have a "no profanity" rule.

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by Yossarian22 on Dec 14, 2011 9:58 PM EST up reply actions  

do they?

It seems to be overlooked at big league parks. You even hear it on TV. While at minor league parks, everyone turns and glares if someone cusses. Even the players are scolded if they forget.

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by BubbaFan on Dec 14, 2011 10:09 PM EST up reply actions  

They lead a list of rules before Reds games, and profanity is one of them

I think it takes complaints and then a Reds employee hearing something.

I think you have to really cross a line to get kicked out for profanity.

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by Yossarian22 on Dec 14, 2011 10:54 PM EST up reply actions  

I once had a lady Reds fan complain to me...

…because I had called the ump “a stinky bum.”

I disdainfully scolded her that I was REEALLLLLY holding back, and that she should be grateful. Besides, the gal behind me couldn’t judge a ball off the bat at all and had even screamed “fuck!” on a hard grounder to SS.

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by PeteyHendrix on Dec 15, 2011 7:28 PM EST up reply actions  

In 2010 I was at a Reds game down the line about 3 rows behind the ball boy

the people sitting behind me heckled the ball boy for the entire game.

I was at a Richmond Roosters game where a drunk man yelled insults that made no since at all for the entire game.

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by Yossarian22 on Dec 14, 2011 9:56 PM EST up reply actions  

Heckling a ball boy is not cool

But heckling Brandon Larson, who sucked at life and baseball, is acceptable.

It’s one thing to trash a guy on a blog, it’s completely another to say it to his face while his girlfriend is watching. THAT’S heckling!

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by Dave from Louisville on Dec 15, 2011 12:48 AM EST up reply actions  

Heckling a ball boy can be a lot of fun, if it's good-natured.

I used to have season seats at Chavez Ravine in the 2nd row, next to the ball boy. We’d give him grief only when he left his seat, getting the corwd on our side with such comments as, “Chad, now THOSE are some nice pants!” And before long, everyone would be cheering his pants every time he got up. Even Chad couldn’t hide the laughter.

A hot dog at the ballgame beats roast beef at the Ritz. ~Humphrey Bogart

by PeteyHendrix on Dec 15, 2011 7:30 PM EST up reply actions  

Mocking Dodgers is always allowed.

Even if they are the ball boy.

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by bbjones on Dec 15, 2011 8:10 PM EST up reply actions  

ballboys who can keep up a banter with the crowd are the best ballboys

its too bad a lot of them are told not to do so anymore.

"You said 'walks' twice."
"I like walks."

by Cy Schourek on Dec 15, 2011 11:40 PM EST up reply actions  

Yeah, I think that's what we might call "fighting words"

I can’t imagine sitting there as another fan and not saying anything about it, too. Of course, we all know how I love to tell people that what they’re saying is inappropriate.

Is there a mod so powerful he can ban himself?

by andromache on Dec 14, 2011 10:30 AM EST up reply actions  

As a tea partier, I assume

Bart: "Dad, what's a Muppet?"
Homer: "Well, it's not quite a mop, not quite a puppet, but man... (laughs, then pauses) So, to answer you question, I don't know."

by ChiDa on Dec 13, 2011 2:15 PM EST up reply actions  

Somehow, that seems strangely appropriate

Where else should an arrogant, lying sack of shit millionaire call home, if not the US Senate?

And fentanyl ain't that like super-morphine for elephants and soldiers with their head blown off

by RoastBeefKazenzakis on Dec 13, 2011 2:16 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

A financial bank?

Bart: "Dad, what's a Muppet?"
Homer: "Well, it's not quite a mop, not quite a puppet, but man... (laughs, then pauses) So, to answer you question, I don't know."

by ChiDa on Dec 13, 2011 2:19 PM EST up reply actions  

As opposed to a blood bank?

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by jch24 on Dec 13, 2011 2:20 PM EST up reply actions  

Indeed, vampire

Bart: "Dad, what's a Muppet?"
Homer: "Well, it's not quite a mop, not quite a puppet, but man... (laughs, then pauses) So, to answer you question, I don't know."

by ChiDa on Dec 13, 2011 2:22 PM EST up reply actions  

Ewwwww

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by BigBabyBruce on Dec 13, 2011 2:17 PM EST up reply actions  

I wonder if he knows about this meme.

ESPN reportedly forced people to take down signs at Gameday that referenced it, so they know what’s up. Surely James does himself?

"You said 'walks' twice."
"I like walks."

by Cy Schourek on Dec 13, 2011 2:25 PM EST up reply actions  

I now want Mike Leach to run against him

justhim just because that’s how old school political races were run!

Tequila and pancakes, anyone?

by Kevin Mitchell is Batman on Dec 13, 2011 2:27 PM EST up reply actions  

He has to know

It is in the top choices when you google his name

Dayman, Fighter of the Nightman, Champion of the Sun

@btcoop71

by btcoop71 on Dec 13, 2011 3:13 PM EST up reply actions  

EDSBS meme rec

Dayman, Fighter of the Nightman, Champion of the Sun

@btcoop71

by btcoop71 on Dec 13, 2011 3:14 PM EST up reply actions  

Isn't it obvious?

They’re trying to hammer out Hamels’ extension before the sign and trade. That’s what’s taking them so long.

Tequila and pancakes, anyone?

by Kevin Mitchell is Batman on Dec 13, 2011 2:26 PM EST reply actions  

underappreciated comment alert

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by jch24 on Dec 13, 2011 3:12 PM EST up reply actions  

are you people serious?

Lentil soup is a top 5 soup.

"You said 'walks' twice."
"I like walks."

by Cy Schourek on Dec 13, 2011 3:14 PM EST up reply actions  

hmmm...

tomato basil, chicken noodle, vegetable beef, cream of potato….hmmm….broth….warm milk…then lentil.

Tequila and pancakes, anyone?

by Kevin Mitchell is Batman on Dec 13, 2011 3:17 PM EST up reply actions  

I love a good warm milk soup

when I’m feeling short on phlegm.

Mgr., Red Reporter

"Bootsy, you're a superstar right?"
"Twinkle, twinkle, babble."

by RijoSaboCaseyWKRP on Dec 13, 2011 3:24 PM EST up reply actions  

I'm your man

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by jch24 on Dec 13, 2011 4:10 PM EST up reply actions  

He's #44?

Swoon. Now I’m really rooting for him!

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by Slyde on Dec 13, 2011 4:15 PM EST up reply actions  

I'm your man

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by jch24 on Dec 13, 2011 4:10 PM EST up reply actions  

Don't forget:

Chili, Cincinnati-style chili, pumpkin soup, split pea with ham, lobster bisque, broccoli cheese, chicken tortilla, matzo ball…

All of these are better than lentil. And I like lentil soup.

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by PeteyHendrix on Dec 13, 2011 4:18 PM EST up reply actions  

I forgot egg drop.

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by PeteyHendrix on Dec 13, 2011 8:50 PM EST up reply actions  

Matzo ball

My mother-in-law makes the best matzo ball soup. The best!

by Charlie Scrabbles on Dec 13, 2011 8:51 PM EST up reply actions  

I like soup

I had chicken and sausage gumbo tonight.

Italian wedding soup is good, too, but I was out of that.

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by BubbaFan on Dec 13, 2011 9:06 PM EST up reply actions  

I like lentils

but I don’t think lentil soup is in the top 5

Let a man come in and do the Popcorn.
Crum-Bum Beat

by -ManBearPig on Dec 13, 2011 3:18 PM EST up reply actions  

soup sucks

good soup list:

hot & sour soup.

that’s it, that’s the list

by 'tHan on Dec 13, 2011 6:23 PM EST up reply actions  

I am not a big soup person

I only eat soup when I am sick.

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by Yossarian22 on Dec 13, 2011 6:35 PM EST up reply actions  

Fresh onion and black bean soups

Are both excellent with a ribeye

"the only place they lost was the scoreboard"

by Ewok on Dec 13, 2011 6:59 PM EST up reply actions  

As long as there are no raisins or walnuts in it

/otherthread’d

It feels so nice to be back to normal

by nycredsfan on Dec 13, 2011 2:31 PM EST up reply actions  

I voted for no trade.

I like Shields the best, but I don’t love him. He had a 2010 season where he led the AL in hits, earned runs, and home runs allowed, and while he’s been an innings eater for sure, he doesn’t strike me as a guy I’d trade 2 top 60 prospects and more for. He’d be an upgrade, sure, but just because he may be the best SP available doesn’t mean the Reds should compensate the Rays like he’s the best SP in baseball.

Also, the fact that a notoriously frugal and well run franchise would be selling high after a career season and we’d be biting is a bit worrisome.

All of this is why I advocated using Mesoraco as e trade chip for landing a major SP…I just think he’s the only player the Reds could really make available that would bring back a Hamels, Latos, Haren, or Johnson.

Tequila and pancakes, anyone?

by Kevin Mitchell is Batman on Dec 13, 2011 2:46 PM EST reply actions  

Those guys are not going anywhere

They just aren’t.

So we have to try to get what is gettable. I voted for the Gio/Bailey blockbuster, but only because ‘creds is a schlong noggin and didn’t have Gavin Floyd for END/Boxberger as an option.

I don’t think Gio is an ace. I think Shields is better, but I don’t think he’s an ace, either. We’re just gonna hafta make due.

by Charlie Scrabbles on Dec 13, 2011 2:55 PM EST up reply actions  

I don't think he would cost as much as Shields or Gio

but we’ve been over that. That’s where our disagreement lies/lays/has lain.

by Charlie Scrabbles on Dec 13, 2011 3:13 PM EST up reply actions  

Buddy, you are crazy

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by kcgard2 on Dec 13, 2011 4:21 PM EST up reply actions  

We'll see

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by nycredsfan on Dec 13, 2011 5:03 PM EST via mobile up reply actions  

If KW gets HALF of what you propose for Shields

I will be elated, but it just isn’t gonna happen. We will see indeed.

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by kcgard2 on Dec 13, 2011 5:07 PM EST up reply actions  

I know, I agree.

I said long ago that the type of difference maker we’re looking for would have to be acquired via an “over-pay,” or in other words, we’ll have to wow somebody with something they can’t refuse in order to get a SP that’s a legit top of the rotation guy.

I view Gio and Shields as guys that when they have long stretches of their good stuff can be #2 guys on Division winning teams, but I don’t think either one of them are better than Jered Weaver or Dan Haren, John Lester or Josh Beckett, Carpenter or Wainwright (yuck), or even Greinke or Gallardo. Would they be better than Homer? Sure, but to give up that much of your farm just to get a guy that may not even be the 8th best pitcher in the division is damn near criminal.

Offering Mesoraco, I believe, is the only way the Reds could even tempt negotiations on a guy who is that much better.

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by Kevin Mitchell is Batman on Dec 13, 2011 3:01 PM EST up reply actions  

and to be clear, when I say 8th best I'm referring to

Carpenter, Wainwright, Greinke, Gallardo, Cueto, Garcia…and maybe Garza or Marcum, too.

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by Kevin Mitchell is Batman on Dec 13, 2011 3:03 PM EST up reply actions  

Eh. It's not the Reds fault that other teams have multiple legit #1/2 pitchers.

Gio would be in the top 5 in the AL Central, for example.

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by nycredsfan on Dec 13, 2011 3:04 PM EST up reply actions  

I know.

But if I’m going to be emptying most of my AAA roster for a pitcher, I want to make sure that pitcher is going to be good enough to beat his competition more times than not.

I’m just saying I’m not sure that marginal improvement is worth the cost.

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by Kevin Mitchell is Batman on Dec 13, 2011 3:15 PM EST up reply actions  

Wainwright, Greinke

plus maybe Gallardo, Marcum, and Garza are better than Shields, IMO.

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by kcgard2 on Dec 13, 2011 4:24 PM EST up reply actions  

Wainwright will not be a great pitcher in 2012.

I don’t think anyone has dazzled 12 months out from TJ.

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by PeteyHendrix on Dec 13, 2011 4:48 PM EST up reply actions  

Yeah TJS usually fucks up 2 to 3 seasons of somebody's career

3 years if there are a few shutdowns and restarts and ineffectiveness when they are on the mound (Volquez circa 2009), the year it takes to recover, and usually the first year back is a struggle, and they usually have spend time on the DL with arm issues their first year back.

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by Yossarian22 on Dec 13, 2011 4:52 PM EST up reply actions  

But have anyone of them dealt with the wizardry of Duncan?

Bart: "Dad, what's a Muppet?"
Homer: "Well, it's not quite a mop, not quite a puppet, but man... (laughs, then pauses) So, to answer you question, I don't know."

by ChiDa on Dec 13, 2011 7:32 PM EST up reply actions  

Chris Carpenter made a slow comeback under Duncan

In 2007 he didn’t have the surgery until late in the season despite only pitching in one game, and he had all sorts of problems in 2008, which ended up putting him in the bullpen.

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by Yossarian22 on Dec 13, 2011 7:38 PM EST up reply actions  

Maybe Duncan wasn't a Wizard at that point

Bart: "Dad, what's a Muppet?"
Homer: "Well, it's not quite a mop, not quite a puppet, but man... (laughs, then pauses) So, to answer you question, I don't know."

by ChiDa on Dec 13, 2011 7:39 PM EST up reply actions  

Kyle Lohse happened in 2008!

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by Yossarian22 on Dec 13, 2011 7:45 PM EST up reply actions  

Latos/Felix Hernandez are the only 2 realistic pitchers I can think of that I'd give up Meso for

Hamels only has 1 year left, so no go there. The Angels are in full-on championship mode, so they aren’t trading Haren for anyone. Especially not Meso, after they just traded for a C.

I’d do Johnson, but it’s pretty clear the Marlins won’t.

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by nycredsfan on Dec 13, 2011 2:57 PM EST up reply actions  

What about Ervin Santana?

I thought there were rumblings of him possibly being available.

Let a man come in and do the Popcorn.
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by -ManBearPig on Dec 13, 2011 3:00 PM EST up reply actions  

there was speculation on Twitter after the Wilson signing about them dealing him for

a lesser starter and a bat. I’m not certain what they need offensively, but the Reds have a fair amount of cost controlled 4-5 type guys.

Let a man come in and do the Popcorn.
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by -ManBearPig on Dec 13, 2011 3:06 PM EST up reply actions  

fucking nihilist

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by Dave from Louisville on Dec 13, 2011 7:34 PM EST up reply actions  

Thanks for doing this 'creds

I can see why Walt is dragging his feet on getting something done. With the three speculative pitchers available, none are a slam dunk ace. It’d be different if someone like Grienke or Haren were available, but Gio/James/JJ all have major question marks.

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by -ManBearPig on Dec 13, 2011 2:57 PM EST reply actions  

So just trade for all three!!!!!

Send Grandal and Heisey to Atlanta for JJ, Grandal and Wood to Oakland for Gio, and then trade Grandal and Alonso to TB for Shields!!!!!

/every Laker fan who thought the Lakers could trade Pau twice, and wind up with both Dwight Howard and Chris Paul./

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by RoastBeefKazenzakis on Dec 13, 2011 3:03 PM EST up reply actions  

Finally seeing my side of the arguement!

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by Yossarian22 on Dec 13, 2011 4:18 PM EST up reply actions  

Fuck that.

I say we link to it in every thread for the next year.

I don’t much cotton to half-measures.

And fentanyl ain't that like super-morphine for elephants and soldiers with their head blown off

by RoastBeefKazenzakis on Dec 13, 2011 3:05 PM EST up reply actions  

can you do this for all links?

that would be super convenient for people like me who have 10 minutes a day for internets.

by GrooveLeg on Dec 13, 2011 3:08 PM EST up reply actions  

Have we kicked around the idea of Edwin Jackson?

Walt wouldn’t have to get rid of any of his precious prospects for him. Does he fit in the budget? Is he that much worse than Gio/Danks/JJ?

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by -ManBearPig on Dec 13, 2011 3:13 PM EST reply actions  

I would do it

but I don’t think he fits into the budget. I can see him getting something like 3/$36 mil. Maybe even more.

by Charlie Scrabbles on Dec 13, 2011 3:14 PM EST up reply actions  

shame we are giving that money to Bronson Arroyo

couldn’t just pick up the option and go from there could ya Walt?

Asshole.

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by Yossarian22 on Dec 13, 2011 4:19 PM EST up reply actions  

For real

God

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by kcgard2 on Dec 13, 2011 4:26 PM EST up reply actions  

we extended Arroyo

Milwaukee got Greinke.

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by Yossarian22 on Dec 13, 2011 4:35 PM EST up reply actions  

Arroyo, comeback player?

Surely we’re snowballing spitballing here.

"You said 'walks' twice."
"I like walks."

by Cy Schourek on Dec 13, 2011 4:39 PM EST up reply actions  

I hear Arroyo

has only two STDs left and they are calming down. He’s going to be much better this year.

by Joe Nolan's Neckbeard on Dec 13, 2011 6:16 PM EST up reply actions  

That seemed high to me

But he made almost $9 mil last year, and he is coming off a solid season, so I guess it is probably in the ballpark.

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by RoastBeefKazenzakis on Dec 13, 2011 3:15 PM EST up reply actions  

I did, yo! 'member?

I was saying that if the Reds were going to alot roughly $9-10 million for an “ace,” and were going to have to trade a bunch of prospects to do it, why not target a pre-arb pitcher (Latos!) for the trade and then sign a guy like Jackson with the $$.

Adding those 2 makes a lot more sense to me than trading for the guy you’re going to have to pay, too (Shields.)

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by Kevin Mitchell is Batman on Dec 13, 2011 3:21 PM EST up reply actions  

I'm confused by those videos

I understand that not everthing needs to have a point to be worthwhile, but those are just. . . odd.

darthmom: It's like sabremetrics, but for boobs.

by Hawkeye00 on Dec 13, 2011 4:16 PM EST up reply actions  

ENGAGE THE CROLF SIGNAL!

link pops.

"You said 'walks' twice."
"I like walks."

by Cy Schourek on Dec 13, 2011 3:40 PM EST reply actions  

dude

people are fucking weird

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by UncleWeez on Dec 13, 2011 4:18 PM EST up reply actions  

exactly what I thought

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by jch24 on Dec 13, 2011 4:24 PM EST up reply actions  

imagine what society could produce

if everyone engaged their abilities for good…

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by bbjones on Dec 15, 2011 7:45 PM EST up reply actions  

Perhaps silly hobbies like this are what keeps the crazies from killing us all...

…and wearing us as skin suits.

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by PeteyHendrix on Dec 15, 2011 7:54 PM EST up reply actions  

Certainly that's why universities have physics departments.

Keeps those people off the streets.

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by bbjones on Dec 15, 2011 8:11 PM EST up reply actions  

agreed

If our LFer hits below .250 next year Ill be furious.

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by Dave from Louisville on Dec 13, 2011 7:37 PM EST up reply actions  

I hope you are right.

Giving up a haul like that is scary.

Let a man come in and do the Popcorn.
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by -ManBearPig on Dec 13, 2011 4:38 PM EST up reply actions  

I pretty extensively showed my work

And fans tend to overvalue their own players and undervalue others. I was trying to be realistic. Why, specifically, do you think these packages are too much?

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by nycredsfan on Dec 13, 2011 5:10 PM EST via mobile up reply actions  

Dude, you nailed the analysis.

Teams that have decent starters " available" can hold potential acquirers over the barrel in terms of haul.

I just don’t know if I’d do it for one of these three.

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by Kevin Mitchell is Batman on Dec 13, 2011 6:48 PM EST up reply actions  

I was with you a week ago, but fuck it. I want a big deal made.

I mean, look at the Shields and Gio deals. Beyond Yonder/Yasmani, will we really, truly miss any of the players involved?

And those 2 are painful enough, but that’s what we get for not having better in house pitchers. And damnit, if they aren’t trading Votto, man up and build a winning team.

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by nycredsfan on Dec 13, 2011 7:28 PM EST via mobile up reply actions  

I haven't voted, because I can't decide which deal is the best

But I do think it’s time to trade some prospects. Prospects are meant to be traded. The Reds can’t put all their big league-ready players on the roster at this point. Might as well trade them for something they need.

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by BubbaFan on Dec 13, 2011 7:31 PM EST up reply actions  

I mean, Walt probably won't be GM too many years after the Votto window closes anyway

I wouldn’t be surprised if this is his last contract as GM, and when it ends he either retires, or becomes GM Emeritus like John Scherholtz or Terry Ryan (prior to being made interim GM).

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by Yossarian22 on Dec 13, 2011 7:34 PM EST up reply actions  

he's only 60

Not that old. I think he is planning to stick around. He doesn’t want one or two good years, then another 15 years of suckitude.

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by BubbaFan on Dec 13, 2011 7:38 PM EST up reply actions  

Tony Larussa is 7 years older than Walt Jocketty, wow

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by jch24 on Dec 13, 2011 7:43 PM EST up reply actions  

Walt

is two years younger than Dusty Baker.

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by BubbaFan on Dec 13, 2011 7:44 PM EST up reply actions  

Walt's also been doing this for a while

I do not know Walt personally, but given his age, and that he has won a World Series, and has had plenty of success, I wouldn’t be surprised if he retires from being the GM, and returns to his original role with Cincinnati, as the President of Baseball Operations. Double that if he can win a World Series.

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by Yossarian22 on Dec 13, 2011 7:48 PM EST up reply actions  

I think these packages are too much

because as has been stated, none of these potential targets are “true aces” in the mold of Haren, Greinke, Lee (twice), Halladay, Sabathia, or Johan Santana, to give a number of recent examples. These are not all apples-to-apples comparisons because of contract differences, but without question all of those pitchers are better than anything we are looking at. And the packages you are proposing are better than what was given up for any of those pitchers when they were traded. Significantly better than some, for pitchers who are not as good. I realize you are trying to be realistic, and I shake my head too when people suggest Sappelt+Wood for Marcum type ideas, but this is going too far the other way. This is just IMHO. I appreciate the work you did, but I think I’m still allowed to disagree.

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by kcgard2 on Dec 13, 2011 9:04 PM EST up reply actions  

I don't think it matters if they're true #1's or #2's

Market supply and demand dictates price, that’s why comparing this year to that doesn’t make sense. The market in which that trade gets Grienke is gone. I honestly don’t think we’re giving up enough in 2 of the above trades.

Must mean nyc did a good job if people are bitching about the trades from both directions.

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by Dave from Louisville on Dec 13, 2011 9:22 PM EST up reply actions  

So if Bruce Chen were the best pitcher available on the market,

we’d be talking about giving up packages mentioned above? No, I don’t agree with this statement. The price is determined by how good a player is compared to his peers, not just the available ones.

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by kcgard2 on Dec 14, 2011 9:19 AM EST up reply actions  

Well, no. Of course pitcher quality matters.

But Shields/Gio are a lot closer to #1s than they are to #4/5s. And market matters too.

Besides, the trade I proposed for Shields is very, very similar to the one the Cubs made for Garza, and they are very similar pitchers in very similar situations.

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by nycredsfan on Dec 14, 2011 9:33 AM EST up reply actions  

+1

the market pushes #2’s into #1 trade status not #4’s into #1’s

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by Dave from Louisville on Dec 14, 2011 9:22 PM EST up reply actions  

That is an over simplification and you know it

market and quality go together.

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by Yossarian22 on Dec 14, 2011 10:29 AM EST up reply actions  

It was a simplification

in response to a simplification in the opposite direction

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by kcgard2 on Dec 14, 2011 3:09 PM EST up reply actions  

Eh. Lots of apples to oranges there.

You cite some mid-season trades, a whole bunch of trades for 1 season of a pitcher, and I think you are either overvaluing our guys, forgetting the value of some of the prospects in those deals, or both.

I cited trades with much more relevance to the current situation.

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by nycredsfan on Dec 13, 2011 11:00 PM EST via mobile up reply actions  

But you also went on to increase the price we pay compared to an actually comparable package

Garza’s comparable package from the Reds was Grandal, Hamilton, Sappelt, throw-in. That’s fine, I’d happily do that trade every day of the week.

But then you said our actual offer should be Mesoraco, Alonso, Sappelt, Wood, which is hugely different and more valuable than the original and supposedly comparable package.

I realize apples-to-apples is hard to do, but you did pretty much the same thing you complained about me doing with the Cahill/Gonzalez comparison. You said Cahill brought back a top-40 and a 4th outfielder. Then you state all the reasons why this really isn’t a very good comparison for Gonzalez, and say that the package should be Grandal, Alonso, Sappelt, 4th player. The difference between those two packages is absolutely enormous.

If Cahill is a trade with much more relevance, then how did you still derive such a discrepancy between what Cahill commanded in trade and what Gonzalez should command?

We could still go the other way: Dan Haren was traded when he still had 3 more years of control at an awesome price, and he is definitely better than anyone we’re looking at, and he commanded a package along the lines of Leake/Bailey + Frazier.

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by kcgard2 on Dec 14, 2011 9:33 AM EST up reply actions  

I'm accounting for the differences in their situation

I’m said pretty clearly that a catcher, Alonso, Sappelt, and 4th player would be similar to what the Cubs gave for Garza. BUT, the Rays were looking to deal Garza but have made it clear they don’t want to deal Shields. That drives the price up. And I think the difference between a throw-in and Travis Wood is pretty reasonable to account for that difference.

Re: Cahill, I said Gio is a superior pitcher, meaning that you’d probably need to add a top 100 prospect (and maybe a 4th player) to the Cahill package to make it realistic. That’s Alonso and the 4th player.

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by nycredsfan on Dec 14, 2011 9:47 AM EST up reply actions  

Agree. The market changes all the time depending on how willing the sellers are.

It’s really too bad we didn’t make a push last winter, when Kansas City and Tampa acknowledged that they were looking to deal good starters.

I wonder if the Reds are better off waiting till June or July. I know Ubaldo cost quite a bit, but that’s not always the case. More teams realize they’re out of it at that point in the season.

by ken on Dec 14, 2011 9:50 AM EST up reply actions  

But then in July, teams say they'll wait until the offseason to deal, when they'll have more suitors

Also, if Walt does nothing this offseason there could be a fan revolt. I think he feels the pressure.

OTOH, I am hopeful that prices come down eventually. It’s easy in early December to make ridiculous demands, but when no one bites, you either lower your demands or keep your player. In the Rays case, I think they’ll be fine with that (which is why I don’t think Shields will come one cent cheaper than the package I proposed), but in the As case, Beane will flinch and accept a lesser deal at some point.

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by nycredsfan on Dec 14, 2011 10:00 AM EST up reply actions   1 recs

Yeah, what I meant is

that it seems like in July, teams with parts to trade say they’ll just wait until the offseason when they’ll have more suitors.

That’s what the Rox did with Ubaldo. I know they ended up trading him, but I think that’s why they got such an overpay. CLE knew that the Rox would have a lot more interested teams in the offseason.

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by nycredsfan on Dec 14, 2011 10:18 AM EST up reply actions  

Unlike us

Walt is extremely patient. I think he has a deal for Shields sitting in front of him, but it includes either Hamilton or Mesoraco. Let’s face it, if the Rays don’t trade Shields to us, he isn’t getting traded. They’ll trade Wade Davis before they trade Shields for a less than optimal package.

So its a staring contect.

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by Dave from Louisville on Dec 14, 2011 9:39 PM EST up reply actions  

I'd trade Hamilton in a heartbeat

The Rays would probably love him. They love them some speed on the basepaths.

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by BubbaFan on Dec 14, 2011 9:53 PM EST up reply actions  

I would give up 5 B, B- guys before giving up Hamilton

Wood, Sappelt, Boxy, DiDi, Soto….. I think Hamilton has the POTENTIAL to be worth more than the sum of those guys.

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by Dave from Louisville on Dec 15, 2011 1:01 AM EST up reply actions  

maybe you would

But I don’t think Walt would let Billy Hamilton hold up a deal. Mesoraco, maybe. Not Hamilton.

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by BubbaFan on Dec 15, 2011 6:36 AM EST up reply actions  

I hope you are right

Hamilton is RAW and far from any sort of sure thing

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by kcgard2 on Dec 15, 2011 6:38 PM EST up reply actions  

Actually

if the Reds can get a 200 inning work horse who can give them an ERA+ between 95 and 105, that guy along with Cueto and Leake, will keep the Reds in contention until July, and they could look to add a real ace mid season for the final push and playoffs.

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by Yossarian22 on Dec 14, 2011 10:31 AM EST up reply actions  

That'd be ideal.

If they get a guy now who has some years of control left they can blow one good prospect on a 3 month rental ace in July. Assuming one is available, of course. But usually a rental is available more often than a guy like Jimenez.

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by nycredsfan on Dec 14, 2011 10:37 AM EST up reply actions  

That's kind of why I thought we should've gone after Cahill

not that he’s a workhorse, per se, but he would’ve been a solid mid-rotation guy who came much cheaper and his skillset would have played very well in Cincy. Then you take the major trade chips you kept in not selling the farm for Gio/Shields and flip them for a stud at the deadline. Lots of variables here, but if everything had worked out, it would have been ideal

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by UncleWeez on Dec 14, 2011 12:11 PM EST up reply actions  

Yeah, now that we see what it cost, I would've done it too.

Alonso and Sappelt? Sure, why not.

But the only problem there is that he’s probably #3 behind Cueto/Leake, and there is a very real chance that one of Bailey/Volquez/Wood could be better than him in 2012. In which case you’ve given up a prime trade chip for a #4 starter.

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by nycredsfan on Dec 14, 2011 12:30 PM EST up reply actions  

I do not really like your logic here

You say it is okay to trade for a 200 inning guy, but then you say they shouldn’t because he will be the 4th starter.

I think the issue is out of Cueto, Leake, Arroyo, Wood, Volquez, Bailey, and Chapman, we have no guarantees from any of them. Can Cueto throw 200 innings, also is 2010 more him than 2011? Can Leake throw 200 innings? Probably but he has yet to do it? Can Arroyo rebound? Who fucking knows I wouldn’t bet either way. Does Wood have the stuff to be an MLB starting pitcher? What the fuck will Bailey do? Who fucking knows? Can Volquez get his head on straight? Probably not. What about Chapman? He could be Gravey but should not expected to be the main course.

Really Cueto and Leake are the best bets to provide positive contributions, the Reds really need one more dependable guy and hope that two rather than three out of the Arroyo, Wood, Bailey, Volquez, Chapman, group can step up and provide quality starts in 2012. Get an ace at the deadline, get a workhorse now. This is my new position.

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by Yossarian22 on Dec 14, 2011 12:35 PM EST up reply actions  

I don't really like your reading comprehension skills
Yeah, now that we see what it cost, I would’ve done it too.

Alonso and Sappelt? Sure, why not

I just said it was less than ideal. And I like Cahill, but he’s a #3 starter at best. Which will help the team for sure, but by trading Alonso you are weakening LF AND symbolically going all in for the Votto window. For a #3 starter. Just isn’t the best course of action, IMO. Still, I would’ve done it.

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by nycredsfan on Dec 14, 2011 12:45 PM EST up reply actions  

i know you said what was in the block

but then you completely contradicted yourself. The problem is you are thinking of him as the number 3/4 starter on the team rather than filling a need.

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by Yossarian22 on Dec 14, 2011 1:06 PM EST up reply actions  

Sure. Acquiring a backup SS fills a team need too.

Doesn’t mean I want to trade Yonder Alonso for one.

I was simply looking at multiple sides of the problem and realizing there isn’t a simple solution. You must be a Republican.

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by nycredsfan on Dec 14, 2011 1:28 PM EST up reply actions  

For god's sake man, please don't

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by jch24 on Dec 14, 2011 1:35 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

I'm just trying to needle him a little,

since he’s picking on me for no apparent reason.

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by nycredsfan on Dec 14, 2011 1:51 PM EST up reply actions  

but I thought

every day is pick on ’creds day!

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by BubbaFan on Dec 14, 2011 3:12 PM EST up reply actions  

Let us take this all the way to the side as we argue semantics

and lets take our dicks out and measure them too!

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by Yossarian22 on Dec 14, 2011 1:46 PM EST up reply actions  

Let's bring out tired, if inaccurate, cliches about me to get recs and win popular support!

You started this, which you seem to be doing a lot lately. I think you need a girlfriend.

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by nycredsfan on Dec 14, 2011 1:52 PM EST up reply actions  

nah, i just need to not procrastinate on what I really need to do

RR has been my favorite procrastination device since 2007!

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by Yossarian22 on Dec 14, 2011 1:54 PM EST up reply actions  

x

"You said 'walks' twice."
"I like walks."

by Cy Schourek on Dec 14, 2011 10:21 PM EST up reply actions  

"Fly? Yes."

“Land? NO.”

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by Kevin Mitchell is Batman on Dec 14, 2011 11:34 PM EST up reply actions  

No ticket!

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by PeteyHendrix on Dec 15, 2011 7:31 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

"Our situation has not improved."

Full disclosure: recollection was vague, received internet assist.

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by bbjones on Dec 15, 2011 7:53 PM EST up reply actions  

He chose

poorly

The ends justify the means

by Highlifeman21 on Dec 16, 2011 12:41 AM EST up reply actions  

Edinson Volquez, come on down!!!

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by jch24 on Dec 14, 2011 10:41 AM EST up reply actions  

Am I alone?

In thinking Grandal, Hamilton > Mesoraco, Alonso, Wood ?

I would be okay if we fast tracked Grandal and traded Mesoraco. Just because we have 2 really really good catchers I think we tend to forget how good Grandal is. We got LUCKY he fell to us in the draft, and now we have the luxury of excess. some people were projecting him at as a top 4 pick.

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by Dave from Louisville on Dec 14, 2011 9:32 PM EST up reply actions  

I am, and have been, a huge Grandal fan.

The last thing I want to do is trade him, but the moment the Reds let CMM walk spelled the end of his time here…for that means that Mesoraco isn’t going anywhere.

Tequila and pancakes, anyone?

by Kevin Mitchell is Batman on Dec 14, 2011 10:00 PM EST up reply actions  

that may be true, but

Meso+Alonso>>>Hamilton

Let a man come in and do the Popcorn.
Crum-Bum Beat

by -ManBearPig on Dec 15, 2011 2:08 AM EST up reply actions  

Agreed.

Wear something sexy to my funeral.

by Pops Daniels on Dec 15, 2011 9:15 AM EST up reply actions  

And even if Grandal is eventually better,

Meso 100%, without a doubt, has more trade value right now. Being league-ready matters, for one.

Also, you won’t find any prospect people who rate Grandal higher, offensively or defensively. That doesn’t mean they aren’t wrong, but it does mean that Meso has a lot more value in a trade right now.

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by nycredsfan on Dec 15, 2011 12:07 PM EST up reply actions  

I think you probably are

because if Meso~Grandal (which is arguably fair), Alonso+Wood is >>>>>>Hamilton. Heck, Wood~Hamilton, before you even get to Alonso.

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by kcgard2 on Dec 15, 2011 6:41 PM EST up reply actions  

Alonso>>Wood

Meso>Grandal

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by PeteyHendrix on Dec 15, 2011 7:32 PM EST up reply actions  

Yep.

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by nycredsfan on Dec 15, 2011 8:31 PM EST up reply actions  

I do any of those trades

But I rank them 1. Shields, 2. Gio/Bailey

I could care less if we “overpay” for a SP as long as we do not trade people we need for 2012 and 2013. I really really try not to trade Hamilton, Mesoraco, or Boxberger and whichever team will trade a deal not involving those guys is likely the trade I make.

As long as Alonso and Grandal are the centerpieces, and the SP is hear for 2 years and is good, I’m cool with it.

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by Dave from Louisville on Dec 13, 2011 7:55 PM EST reply actions  

You think Hamilton will be ready in 2013?

Isn’t that quick?

Bart: "Dad, what's a Muppet?"
Homer: "Well, it's not quite a mop, not quite a puppet, but man... (laughs, then pauses) So, to answer you question, I don't know."

by ChiDa on Dec 13, 2011 7:59 PM EST up reply actions  

I would really like to see someone steal 100 bases for the Reds

As a fan, I think a dominant baserunner is the most exciting thing to watch in baseball.

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by Dave from Louisville on Dec 13, 2011 8:07 PM EST up reply actions  

bring back Willy Taveras!

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by BubbaFan on Dec 13, 2011 8:09 PM EST up reply actions  

I'd steal first, second, third, and home before she knew what happened

I’m that quick.

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by jch24 on Dec 13, 2011 8:14 PM EST up reply actions  

i am confused

are you saying you would run around the diamond she is in without her noticing?
Are you saying you would rape her?
Are you saying you ejaculate prematurely?

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by Yossarian22 on Dec 13, 2011 8:14 PM EST up reply actions  

i shouldn't have laughed this much at that.

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by Yossarian22 on Dec 13, 2011 8:17 PM EST up reply actions  

Damn right, broseph

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by jch24 on Dec 13, 2011 8:30 PM EST up reply actions  

quick draw McGraw, eh?

Poor Peach.

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by BubbaFan on Dec 13, 2011 8:14 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

y

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by Yossarian22 on Dec 13, 2011 8:26 PM EST up reply actions  

A

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by Yossarian22 on Dec 13, 2011 8:29 PM EST up reply actions  

B

(How far should we take this?)

by DerekH91 on Dec 13, 2011 8:30 PM EST up reply actions  

C

(how far are you comfortable going with a stranger?)

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by Yossarian22 on Dec 13, 2011 8:30 PM EST up reply actions  

D

(Depends on the stranger)

by DerekH91 on Dec 13, 2011 8:31 PM EST up reply actions  

E

(hey kids! would you like some candy?)

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by Heeringa on Dec 13, 2011 9:25 PM EST up reply actions  

I don't know, let's C how it goes

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by jch24 on Dec 13, 2011 8:31 PM EST up reply actions  

meh, she looks 16

Tinch’d

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by Dave from Louisville on Dec 13, 2011 8:41 PM EST up reply actions  

Forget that.

I want a woman. Not a twee pixie.

Wear something sexy to my funeral.

by Pops Daniels on Dec 13, 2011 9:40 PM EST up reply actions  

Eh, posturing.

He’s probably asked Walt for Chapman and Mesoraco. He won’t get that.

But I do think this reinforces the silly demands being tossed around for “available” starting pitchers.

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by nycredsfan on Dec 13, 2011 8:22 PM EST up reply actions  

I would ask too

Dan Haren trades happen sometimes…

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by kcgard2 on Dec 13, 2011 9:07 PM EST up reply actions  

When will the 2011 Red Reporter Awards be posted?

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by jch24 on Dec 13, 2011 8:07 PM EST reply actions  

I vote for 'creds

Bart: "Dad, what's a Muppet?"
Homer: "Well, it's not quite a mop, not quite a puppet, but man... (laughs, then pauses) So, to answer you question, I don't know."

by ChiDa on Dec 13, 2011 8:08 PM EST up reply actions  

for everything?

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by Yossarian22 on Dec 13, 2011 8:11 PM EST up reply actions  

Maybe

What are the categories?

Bart: "Dad, what's a Muppet?"
Homer: "Well, it's not quite a mop, not quite a puppet, but man... (laughs, then pauses) So, to answer you question, I don't know."

by ChiDa on Dec 13, 2011 8:19 PM EST up reply actions  

everything

funniest in a good way
funniest in a bad way
most inane
most valuable poster
Rookies of the year

other stuff.

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by Yossarian22 on Dec 13, 2011 8:21 PM EST up reply actions  

I'd definitely win all of those. Also, these:

Best Looking
Worst Looking
RR Most Likely To Have Relations With JCH (although, to be fair, this could be all of us)
Least Valuable Commenter
Most Likely To Get In An Argument
Least Likely to Let an Argument Drop
Most Likely To Kill Yossi In His Sleep

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by nycredsfan on Dec 13, 2011 8:24 PM EST up reply actions  

Most Likely To Kill Yossi In His Sleep

Get in fuckin line buddy.

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by Yossarian22 on Dec 13, 2011 8:25 PM EST up reply actions  

What, you think YOU should win?

pfft.

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by nycredsfan on Dec 13, 2011 8:28 PM EST up reply actions  

Well, I know I'm better looking than you

But let’s be honest. We all look like Joe Puke Pail compared to weezy.

by Charlie Scrabbles on Dec 13, 2011 8:30 PM EST up reply actions  

mmmmmm hm

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by BK on Dec 13, 2011 8:34 PM EST up reply actions  

He is a good looking dude.

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by nycredsfan on Dec 13, 2011 8:37 PM EST up reply actions  

You mean the Jean-Robert one?

Yikes. But good for all concerned.

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by Pops Daniels on Dec 13, 2011 10:53 PM EST up reply actions  

It's Mod Idol!

We’ve officially hit rock bottom.

by ken on Dec 14, 2011 8:43 AM EST up reply actions   1 recs

Houston tried, but only ended up at 620

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by jch24 on Dec 14, 2011 9:28 AM EST up reply actions   2 recs

Good lord

Bart: "Dad, what's a Muppet?"
Homer: "Well, it's not quite a mop, not quite a puppet, but man... (laughs, then pauses) So, to answer you question, I don't know."

by ChiDa on Dec 14, 2011 9:33 AM EST up reply actions  

Ohhhh gawwdamn

I better get goong on those sit ups I’ve been talking about since 2003.

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by Kevin Mitchell is Batman on Dec 14, 2011 9:44 AM EST up reply actions  

I feel dirty

dirty and sexy

Fuck lion say what! i got a fuck lion now come fuck wit me

by UncleWeez on Dec 14, 2011 12:12 PM EST up reply actions  

SMOOCH

Fuck lion say what! i got a fuck lion now come fuck wit me

by UncleWeez on Dec 14, 2011 1:26 AM EST up reply actions  

x

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by jch24 on Dec 13, 2011 8:37 PM EST reply actions  

i was planning on doing this when i quit at wal-mart

but they fired me before i got the chance.

Brevity is the soul of wit.

by Heeringa on Dec 13, 2011 9:26 PM EST up reply actions  

You got fired from Wal Mart? What the hell did you do, eat a customer?

“Just ate a customer. Tasted like sausage, or snake. Smooth and soft. 10/10 pain for them, but was over quick.”

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by jch24 on Dec 14, 2011 8:22 AM EST up reply actions  

or he got a couple of pay raises and they wanted somebody cheaper

Wal-Mart and other retail places are not afraid of firing expensive workers and replacing them with cheaper workers.

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by Yossarian22 on Dec 14, 2011 8:47 AM EST up reply actions   1 recs

Not just retail places.

NBC just shit-canned a really competent lifer to replace him with an incompetent underling who is a few grand cheaper and has a few weeks less vacation.

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by PeteyHendrix on Dec 14, 2011 8:15 PM EST up reply actions  

But the NBC executives get to keep a bigger portion of the profits

so everybody wins!

It sucks, somebody I worked with at my grocery store, who was really good at her job, and very good with customers, was fired for pretty much no reason after 9 years. She probably made $10 an hour and was replaced with somebody who made $7.50 (or whatever minimum wage in Ohio is now) an hour.

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by Yossarian22 on Dec 14, 2011 10:02 PM EST up reply actions  

i see what you did there

but i told them i was going to quit at the end of the week because i had been offered another job. 3 hours later they called me into the manager’s office and told i was “being fired because of concerns.” they didn’t elaborate and i didn’t ask. i just handed in my name tag, box cutter, discount card (which i had just gotten the day before) and was told that i could come back to get my check next week. the store i was working at was still under construction, so there weren’t any customers yet.

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by Heeringa on Dec 14, 2011 9:26 PM EST up reply actions  

So I am searching AT&T U-Verse Movies

For Che: Part Two (I saw Part One and for some goddamn reason the movies channels only like releasing 1 part of a 2 part series)……….anyways if you type is CHE the third search result is “Cheeks – 8 Bucking Bottoms stuffed with Manflesh.” And I thought to myself – why 8?

Speaking of communists, where the hell has Justin been.

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by Dave from Louisville on Dec 13, 2011 9:10 PM EST reply actions  

that asshole stopped posting months ago

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by Yossarian22 on Dec 13, 2011 9:14 PM EST up reply actions  

i don't understand

Cuban government after him?

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by Dave from Louisville on Dec 13, 2011 10:29 PM EST up reply actions  

The American Government, Senor

last I heard he was laying low in Mexico waiting for shit to blow over.

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by Yossarian22 on Dec 13, 2011 10:45 PM EST up reply actions  

Gone, but not forgotten.

I always feel like he is watching over us.

by Cuetotally Amazing on Dec 14, 2011 9:44 AM EST up reply actions  

He lurks from time to time

but he has a real pretty little senorita who takes good care of him down there.

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by Yossarian22 on Dec 14, 2011 10:32 AM EST up reply actions  

no

I miss baseball, dammit.

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by BubbaFan on Dec 13, 2011 10:13 PM EST up reply actions  

That's pretty much all I ever do on RR.

I don’t know much about the stats and the scouting and the trades and the financial parts of baseball, but I can keep up with the best of them when it comes to dick jokes.

by sexsalad on Dec 13, 2011 10:17 PM EST up reply actions  

I'd trade Billy Hamilton today

His stock will never be higher.

I’d sign JoJo Reyes. If he doesn’t work out as a starter, he’s the lefty the bullpen needs.

I’d see how much money the cash-strapped Mets might be willing to eat of the Jason Bay contract. His numbers would rebound nicely at GABP.

by poojols on Dec 14, 2011 1:37 AM EST reply actions  

I'm with you on Hamilton, his skillset doesn't play as well in today's game as it did 25 years ago

If he’s as highly regarded as people say he is, turn him into a valuable arm please.

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by jch24 on Dec 14, 2011 8:24 AM EST up reply actions  

I agree.

But if they trade him, I’d prefer it as a centerpiece for a deal, or as the second very good player.
i.e., I don’t want him to be the third guy, along with Yasmani/Yonder. Rather, I’d want him to replace one of those 2.

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by nycredsfan on Dec 14, 2011 8:29 AM EST up reply actions  

this

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by UncleWeez on Dec 14, 2011 12:13 PM EST up reply actions  

you know how we keep on harping that there's no legitimate SS prospects in the game?

Billy’s a legitimate shortstop prospect. He’s not much less valuable than Grandal.

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"I like walks."

by Cy Schourek on Dec 14, 2011 9:13 AM EST up reply actions  

That has nothing to do with it.

Young SS always make lots of errors. Always. Look on BBref at some of the better SS in the game today. You’ll find, almost without exception, that they all made tons of errors in A ball. Some even in AA and AAA.

The questions are around his arm strength, but a guy with that range I think you have to keep at SS.

Also, the questions are whether he’ll ever hit better than Paul Janish.

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by nycredsfan on Dec 14, 2011 9:18 AM EST up reply actions  

I'm more concerned with the hitting than the fielding

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by jch24 on Dec 14, 2011 9:29 AM EST up reply actions  

Yep.

And your point about his skillset not being ideal for today’s game is a good one. Also, his skillset is not ideal for GABP. He won’t really get any extra homers because of the short fences, but the small OF dimensions will probably deny him of a few doubles and triples. He’d be best suited to play in a Citi Field or Oakland Stadium where he could hit it into the gap and run for days.

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by nycredsfan on Dec 14, 2011 9:34 AM EST up reply actions  

whats the status of the Reds' switch hitting experiment with him?

Busted idea? Work in progress? Taking away valuable experience as a RHB?

I haven’t really heard any updates, but I feel like that had to have affected his numbers last season.

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by Kevin Mitchell is Batman on Dec 14, 2011 9:47 AM EST up reply actions  

Oh, it's on like Donkey Kong.

The reason they are doing it is to take advantage of his speed, so hitting from the left side allows him to get down to 1B even faster on bunts and infield hits.

And IIRC, by the end of the season his numbers as a LHH were as good or better than those as a RHH.

If he can keep the walks where they are and cut down on the Ks I think he’d be a nice leadoff hitter someday while playing good defense at short. That’s a tall order, though.

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by nycredsfan on Dec 14, 2011 9:52 AM EST up reply actions  

I just wonder if that makes him more or less attractive to other teams.

Right now, I mean, since its obviously a long term commitment. I just feel like it might scare a few teams off for now since they’ll have to back off and reevaluate.

Walt’s already said he’s off-limits though, so I guess this while comment has been a bigfat waste of time.

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by Kevin Mitchell is Batman on Dec 14, 2011 9:56 AM EST up reply actions  

Yeah. It's kind of hard to make trades when all of your good prospects are off limits.

Walt: “We’d like one of your pitchers. Preferably James Shields.”
Friedman: “OK. I want Devin Mesoraco and Yonder Alonso.”
Walt: “Can I interest you in Denis Phipps instead? Look how good he hit last year!”
Friedman: “umm. OK, how about Grandal and Alonso?”
Walt: “Hey, check out Chris Valaika! He’s major league ready and everything! And since I like you, I’ll even throw in Kris Negron!”

Click.

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by nycredsfan on Dec 14, 2011 10:03 AM EST up reply actions   1 recs

Walt does Grandal and Alonso in a second

Price is higher

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by Dave from Louisville on Dec 14, 2011 9:56 PM EST up reply actions  

I'm not sure that he does.

I still think he’s trying to pull something off without giving up Grandal.

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by nycredsfan on Dec 15, 2011 12:10 PM EST up reply actions  

I don't think we are worried about his "attractiveness"

because he is untradable, period. Once a scout/GM see’s Billy play they are in love with him.

Keep in mind all prospect rankings are done with mostly a stats influence. The really good guys stick out no matter what, but guys like Hamilton with “SPEED” a super++++premium tool tend to get neglected if they haven’t developed the bat yet.

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by Dave from Louisville on Dec 14, 2011 9:55 PM EST up reply actions  

So much wrong in this statement.

For one, the Project Prospect guys hate Hamilton. Hate him. And say what you want about them, their Top 100 lists have been the best predictors of success the last 5 years.

Also, very few prospect rankings are done with mostly a stats influence. John Sickels is one, I think. But BA weighs heavily toward scouting and tools. So does BP.

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by nycredsfan on Dec 15, 2011 12:12 PM EST up reply actions  

Goddam

if he can end up in the NL West with Petco, Coors, Chavez, and [whatever is there instead of Candlestick] he could do some real damage.

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"I like walks."

by Cy Schourek on Dec 14, 2011 10:20 AM EST up reply actions  

Janish made a ton of errors in MLB!

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by UncleWeez on Dec 14, 2011 12:14 PM EST up reply actions  

I think he's too far away from the big leagues

There are a lot of promising young SS prospects. It’s big leaguers (or near big league ready) players who are in short supply. SS is a position where players often don’t stick, either due to their bats or gloves.

Billy’s in A-ball now. In A-ball, Frazier, Valaika, Cozart, even Janish were promising prospects.

I don’t think you can say a SS in A-ball is as valuable as a catcher in AAA.

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by BubbaFan on Dec 14, 2011 10:19 AM EST up reply actions  

You're right.

I meant more in terms of prospect scarcity, SS is right there with C.

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"I like walks."

by Cy Schourek on Dec 14, 2011 10:20 AM EST up reply actions  

I'm sorry but none of those guys stoel 100 BASES!

Billy is ridiculous fast, and athletic. I just don’t think you trade talent like that.

When someone talks about trading Billy it reminds me of when people talked about trading Josh Hamilton. After I saw Josh make that throw in spring training, you all know which one I am talking about…. it makes you think they are special. Joey is a great hitter, but he will never be as athletic or special as Josh. If Josh doesn’t become a crackhead, noone ever thinks about trading him ever. If Billy can learn to hit at an AVERAGE level, he is special because his speed changes games.

Not even Ricky Henderson stole 100 bases and his minor leage OBP was .420

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by Dave from Louisville on Dec 14, 2011 10:08 PM EST up reply actions  

This is why I was so surprised that you're a chemist

It’s not your writing. It’s that you’re so emotional. You make arguments on feelings, not fact. Absolutely nothing wrong with that. It’s just not what I expected from a chemist.

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by BubbaFan on Dec 14, 2011 10:15 PM EST up reply actions  

This isn't about emotion, it's about potential

Billy’s got it.

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by Dave from Louisville on Dec 14, 2011 10:56 PM EST up reply actions  

it's about the way you make the case

You fell in love with Josh Hamilton based on one throw? I do think it’s possible that a first impression is correct, maybe even more correct than a detailed statistical analysis. But like I said…that’s just not an argument I expect a chemist to make. (And not one I find terribly convincing, though others may disagree.)

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by BubbaFan on Dec 15, 2011 6:44 AM EST up reply actions  

In his defense

I fell in love with him because of that very same throw.

Goodness, just thinking about it gives me the vapors…

by Charlie Scrabbles on Dec 15, 2011 7:57 AM EST up reply actions  

I don't even remember the throw

Perhaps I didn’t see it.

But even now, I don’t think Josh Hamilton is untouchable. I think the Reds were right to trade him.

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by BubbaFan on Dec 15, 2011 10:22 AM EST up reply actions  

it wasn't just selling high

There was the whole deal with his babysitter, who just happened to be the brother of the guy they just fired. And the friction within the clubhouse. And his injury history.

I think even if he’d never done drugs, a team like the Reds would have trade him, sooner or later. He’d either be too expensive, or too injury-prone. He needs to be in the AL.

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by BubbaFan on Dec 15, 2011 12:15 PM EST up reply actions  

Exactly.

It should be less about Hamilton and much more about Volquez. Had we traded Josh for someone like Scherzer, Garza, Jurrjens, or another young starter who was pre-arb and injury free, it would all be moot.

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by Kevin Mitchell is Batman on Dec 15, 2011 6:13 PM EST up reply actions  

but we couldn'ta got someone like that

Remember, at the time, people put the odds at 50/50 or worse that Hamilton would really stay clean. The Rangers flipped a coin, and it came up tails. Good for them.

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by bbjones on Dec 15, 2011 8:05 PM EST up reply actions  

An excellent, oft-forgotten point.

And good for the Rangers.

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by PeteyHendrix on Dec 15, 2011 8:12 PM EST up reply actions  

not entirely true.

Each of those pitchers I mentioned (Scherzer, Garza, Jurrjens) all were traded well before their first arbitration year, and none was traded for someone who OPS’d .922 in 337 ABs at the Major League level, much less someone who was a former number 1 overall pick.

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by Kevin Mitchell is Batman on Dec 15, 2011 9:44 PM EST up reply actions  

To be fair

Calling Hobbs a former #1 pick who OPS’d .922 in 337 ABs is more than a bit misleading. This isn’t a clean, hard-working, perfectly projectable prospect we’re talking about here.

by Charlie Scrabbles on Dec 15, 2011 10:08 PM EST up reply actions  

Totally true.

He also wasn’t exactly your prototypical bum off the street, either.

Had they traded him after spring training it would have been one thing, but he mashed through 90+ games at an All-star level.

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by Kevin Mitchell is Batman on Dec 16, 2011 8:26 AM EST up reply actions  

Sure he did

but he also mashed through 3+ years of crack. And then the team fired the brother of his baby sitter. His was a very, very delicate situation, and one of which the team was probably wise to rid themselves. It didn’t really work out for the Reds in the end, but it was a gamble either way. They chose the safe route and didn’t get much of anywhere.

by Charlie Scrabbles on Dec 16, 2011 10:13 AM EST up reply actions  

they basically got Volquez as a Rule 5 pick.

Which (if you eliminate the wouldda couldda shoulddas) isn’t a bad move, all told.

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by Kevin Mitchell is Batman on Dec 16, 2011 11:56 AM EST up reply actions  

I do it again, to be honest

It didn’t work out at all as planned, but that doesn’t mean the plan was a bad one.

by Charlie Scrabbles on Dec 16, 2011 12:44 PM EST up reply actions  

this is why you can't have an argument

clearly the people that wanted hamilton traded were wrong. however, you want to hide behind the “it was the right move at the time” logic.

no it wasn’t. Josh Hamilton has clearly proven he was the better player, the reds should have kept him & the Rangers won the trade by a mile.

no one ever wins when arguing on the internet.

by 'tHan on Dec 16, 2011 3:04 PM EST up reply actions  

If anyone had said that Hamilton WOULD relapse...

…as he did, all of us would have jumped on that Voltron trade, especially since it was clubhouse-necessary.

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by PeteyHendrix on Dec 16, 2011 3:20 PM EST up reply actions  

Volquez

the gift that keeps on giving!!

The ends justify the means

by Highlifeman21 on Dec 16, 2011 6:14 PM EST up reply actions  

The intangible "that guy is something special" quality is absolutely real in my mind, and I have to think in a rigidly logical way to do my job

There really was something about watching Josh Hamilton in person. I can’t put my finger on it, but you never wanted to walk away for fear that you might miss something incredible.

"Wait, you think I'm being mean to the pretend orangutan?" -- battlekow

by jch24 on Dec 15, 2011 9:36 AM EST up reply actions  

Kind of like

when you met me.

Wear something sexy to my funeral.

by Pops Daniels on Dec 15, 2011 9:40 AM EST up reply actions   1 recs

Exactly!

"Wait, you think I'm being mean to the pretend orangutan?" -- battlekow

by jch24 on Dec 15, 2011 10:12 AM EST up reply actions  

Agreed. I got that feeling about Josh Hamilton too.

But I’ve watched Billy Hamilton play, and I don’t get that sense at all. If anything, I get a sneaking suspicion that he might have a hard time getting the ball out of the infield against AAA teams.

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by nycredsfan on Dec 15, 2011 12:14 PM EST up reply actions  

Having said that, I'd still rather not trade him.

He has the chance to be a special defensive shortstop. But he’s far from untouchable.

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by nycredsfan on Dec 15, 2011 12:15 PM EST up reply actions  

I didn't get that feeling from Hamilton either, seeing him live

But… I did get that feeling from Ronald Torreyes. Seriously.

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by BK on Dec 15, 2011 6:57 PM EST up reply actions  

giggidy

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by nycredsfan on Dec 15, 2011 8:32 PM EST up reply actions  

Keep stoking the Torreyes fire guys

I can’t wait for this guy

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by kcgard2 on Dec 16, 2011 5:38 PM EST up reply actions  

Most of the chemists I know are highly irrational.

Then again, I’m related to them, so I may be biased.

Is there a mod so powerful he can ban himself?

by andromache on Dec 14, 2011 11:19 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

Yes his stock can get much much higher

How much did Jose reyes just sign for?

@DavefrmLville.....is fun to follow on twiiter!

by Dave from Louisville on Dec 14, 2011 9:49 PM EST up reply actions  

via MLB Trade Rumors
There are clubs with interest in trading for both Gio Gonzalez and Andrew Bailey and others with interest in both Jair Jurrjens and Martin Prado, but Ken Rosenthal and Jon Paul Morosi of FOX Sports says the Athletics and Braves are likely to deal their players separately to maximize the return.

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by BubbaFan on Dec 14, 2011 6:48 AM EST reply actions  

Surprise surprise, I would love to see a JJ/Prado deal

Although Prado fell off last year. Was he hurt?

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by jch24 on Dec 14, 2011 8:28 AM EST up reply actions  

Yeah, he had a calf problem. Might be related to a very low BABIP last year.

But I don’t know if he fits on our roster. He doesn’t hit enough for LF. If Baker was going to use him as Rolen’s caddy, then maybe. But that position seems to be filled.

by ken on Dec 14, 2011 8:51 AM EST up reply actions  

That is a fantastic idea

I really like that he can play 1B, 2B, 3B, and LF. Is OPS+ position dependent? If so, how would his be figured?

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by jch24 on Dec 14, 2011 8:54 AM EST up reply actions  

Here's how he compares to the average starter at those 4 positions over the last 3 years
Pos     AVG   OBP   SLG
Prado  .291  .336  .435
1B     .271  .353  .464
2B     .265  .329  .398
3B     .260  .325  .410
LF     .267  .335  .431

He shouldn’t start at 1B, but if he’s healthy, he’d be a good option for any of the other spots. However, I don’t think he’s worth acquiring to play LF since he’s merely average for a LF.

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by Slyde on Dec 14, 2011 9:26 AM EST up reply actions  

thank ya

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by jch24 on Dec 14, 2011 9:30 AM EST up reply actions  

so basically, he'd be a better-hitting Todd Frazier.

With the same problem that 3b, 2b, and 1b are all filled at the moment.

"You said 'walks' twice."
"I like walks."

by Cy Schourek on Dec 14, 2011 10:21 AM EST up reply actions  

Well, the big difference being we aren't sure what Frazier will do.

But I agree. He’s not really a good fit for the team right now, especially for what it’ll cost to get him.

/Jurrjens’d

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by nycredsfan on Dec 14, 2011 10:23 AM EST up reply actions  

and he's more expensive than Frazier

pass

Fuck lion say what! i got a fuck lion now come fuck wit me

by UncleWeez on Dec 14, 2011 12:17 PM EST up reply actions  

I was thinking about this,

and I wonder if Walt’s “two deals” are for Shields and Bailey. The Reds don’t seem to be that high JJ (thank goodness) and the asking price for Gio seems ridiculous. Add to that that the 2 most persistent rumors we keep hearing are Reds/Rays talk, and that the Reds like Bailey.

So, what do we think of Yasmani/Yonder/Sappelt/Wood for Shields, then DiDi (or maybe Hamilton) and Boxy for Bailey?

I kinda think that might be the best case scenario.

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by nycredsfan on Dec 14, 2011 8:31 AM EST up reply actions  

I still think he makes both those deals

Maybe not at the winter meetings, but you got to make both of those. (except for the Hamilton part)

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by Dave from Louisville on Dec 15, 2011 12:28 AM EST up reply actions  

And here it is

From the horse’s mouth

Which is worthwhile because the Fox guys say the Reds have shown interest in both As pitchers, but don’t list them as having interest in the Braves guys.

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by nycredsfan on Dec 14, 2011 8:35 AM EST up reply actions  

good lord

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by jch24 on Dec 14, 2011 8:40 AM EST up reply actions   1 recs

you die already

I hate you and everything you like

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by Slyde on Dec 14, 2011 8:42 AM EST up reply actions  

I'm sorry

that was uncalled for. I like some of the stuff you like.

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by Slyde on Dec 14, 2011 8:42 AM EST up reply actions   1 recs

Astros and Red Sox just made a deal.

Boston gets Mark Melancon. Houston gets Jed Lowrie and Kyle Weiland.

We Are ... Marshall!

by Thundering Turtle on Dec 14, 2011 12:12 PM EST reply actions  

Really good for Houston, unless Lowrie is damaged goods

We lose out on “infinite sadness” jokes in game threads, though.

by ken on Dec 14, 2011 12:17 PM EST up reply actions  

eh, they're the Astros. Still infinitely sad.

But dang, I really wanted Lowrie.

"You said 'walks' twice."
"I like walks."

by Cy Schourek on Dec 14, 2011 12:27 PM EST up reply actions  

There was a brief moment a few years ago when the Bengals went full angels/devils,

with a roster that included a disproportionate number of both Ivy League grads (and the like) and convicted criminals.

by Cuetotally Amazing on Dec 14, 2011 2:08 PM EST up reply actions  

Scott Allen did one...

…in 2009.

I’ve simplified and improved that team here:

C – BRAD AUSMUS – DARTMOUTH

1B – LOU GEHRIG – COLUMBIA

2B – EDDIE COLLINS – COLUMBIA

SS – Hughie Jennings – graduated from Cornell Law School and practiced law during the off-season.

3B – RED ROLFE – graduated from Dartmouth in 1931

OF – DOUG GLANVILLE – PENN, president of GK Alliance, which provides intellectual capital for startup companies.

OF – Fernando Perez – COLUMBIA

OF – Gene Larkin – majored in economics and broke most of Gehrig’s records at Columbia

UT – Mark DeRosa – has a degree from the Wharton School of Business

RHSP – Ron Darling – majored in French and Southeast Asian history at Yale

LHSP – JEFF MUSSELMAN – HARVARD

RHRP – Mike Remlinger – As a sophomore at Dartmouth, Remlinger led the NCAA with a 1.59 ERA in 1986

LHRP – Norm Charlton – graduated with a triple major from Rice

BENCH:
SS – EDDIE GRANT – HARVARD
OF – WILL VENABLE – PRINCETON
C – MOE BERG – graduated magna cum laude from Princeton and earned a law degree from Columbia
1B – TONY LUPIEN – HARVARD
UT – FRED TENNEY – BROWN
RHP Jason Szuminski – MIT
RHP – WALTER CLARKSON – HARVARD
RHP – Chris Young – PRINCETON
RHP – Ross Ohlendorf – PRINCETON
RHP – King Lear – PRINCETON
RHP – Frank Herrmann – HARVARD
RHP – Dave Sisler – PRINCETON is the poster child:

Who did I miss?

A hot dog at the ballgame beats roast beef at the Ritz. ~Humphrey Bogart

by PeteyHendrix on Dec 14, 2011 9:14 PM EST up reply actions  

I would put Berg back in the starting lineup just because of his spying exploits

Lance Berkman (Rice) in RF. And depending on what you think of Bucknell, Christy Matthewson in the rotation.

by ken on Dec 15, 2011 8:10 AM EST up reply actions  

Berg couldn't hit worth a shit, tho.

He can spy better from the bench. :)

A hot dog at the ballgame beats roast beef at the Ritz. ~Humphrey Bogart

by PeteyHendrix on Dec 15, 2011 3:56 PM EST up reply actions  

Some additions:

RHP – Ted Lewis – Williams College
LHP – John Cerutti – Amherst
OF – Walt “Piggy” French – US Military Academy

A hot dog at the ballgame beats roast beef at the Ritz. ~Humphrey Bogart

by PeteyHendrix on Dec 15, 2011 4:16 PM EST up reply actions  

And if we include Stanford grads (#6 college in the US per Forbes)...

C – Bob Boone
3B – Steve Beuchele
3B/C – Ed Sprague
OF – Jeffrey Hammonds
RHP – Mike Mussina
RHP – Jim Lonberg
RHP – Jack McDowell
LHP – Al Osuma
RHP/OF – Dick Hall

A hot dog at the ballgame beats roast beef at the Ritz. ~Humphrey Bogart

by PeteyHendrix on Dec 15, 2011 7:53 PM EST up reply actions  

Doug Glanville sure came across dumb whenever he talked on BT

FWIW

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by kcgard2 on Dec 15, 2011 6:46 PM EST up reply actions  

eh, they were going to the AL in a year anyway.

And it’s the ’strohs…there will still be plenty of chances to make melancholy jokes.

Tequila and pancakes, anyone?

by Kevin Mitchell is Batman on Dec 14, 2011 12:28 PM EST up reply actions  

also: they basically traded Klinker and Frazier for someone in the Todd Coffey-Sam LeCure range.

I’m not sure that’s a good trade at all.

"You said 'walks' twice."
"I like walks."

by Cy Schourek on Dec 14, 2011 12:54 PM EST up reply actions  

Melancon > LeCure

He’s a solid back-end bullpen guy and he’s got five years of control left. Or is it four? Either way, the Sawx didn’t give up anything that will hurt them in the long run and the ’stros got a starting SS and a back end rotation guy for a relief pitcher.

by Charlie Scrabbles on Dec 14, 2011 12:57 PM EST up reply actions  

We have been agreeing on everything now

good trade for both teams

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by kcgard2 on Dec 14, 2011 3:16 PM EST up reply actions  

ack

Melancon’s going to make the Yankees pay for burying him in AAA, then trading him, isn’t he?

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by BubbaFan on Dec 14, 2011 3:14 PM EST up reply actions  

We might even be happy about it, mightn't we?

expectations are premeditated resentments - cheshirecat

by kcgard2 on Dec 14, 2011 4:51 PM EST up reply actions  

iuhno

I don’t really understand that meme if I can be honest for a sec

expectations are premeditated resentments - cheshirecat

by kcgard2 on Dec 14, 2011 9:09 PM EST up reply actions  

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