Acquiring an Ace: A realistic look at potential trade packages for a top starting pitcher
After a frustrating and boring Winter Meetings, Walt Jocketty claimed that a trade for a starting pitcher was still a strong possibility, but he expressed frustration at the demands other teams were making for their arms. My first inclination was to assume other teams were trying to gouge the Reds, but given Jocketty's recent hesitance to trade any prospects of note, there is a very real chance that it is Walt who is being unreasonable. Further adding to the intrigue is a Q&A with Walt from a Pensacola newspaper that was published yesterday. In it, Jocketty says:
We're looking mainly for pitching, so I think we made enough progress that we may be able to do some things in the next few weeks, next few days...There are two deals we can do right now, but it would probably take a lot of our top prospects and I'm always a little nervous about doing that. So I'll spend a little more time analyzing that.
My guess is the deals are for two of James Shields, Gio Gonzalez, and Jair Jurrjens. It could, of course, be for anyone, but these are the three pitchers the team has most frequently been linked to in rumors. So while we'll likely never know the specific players that have been discussed, we can look to recently completed trades for guidance as to what Walt can reasonably expected to give up. This post will look at a few relevant trades from this year and last and try to determine what they might mean for Walt in his quest for an "ace".
Before we start, a couple disclaimers. First, teams will obviously value different players differently. Yonder Alonso might have significant value to one team (the Rays) but very little to another (the Braves). Second, all trades are not created equally. For example, the A's were clearly motivated to move Trevor Cahill, just like the Rays were motivated to move Matt Garza and the Royals Zack Greinke last year. All indications are that the Rays are not looking to move James Shields, and that potentially changes the equation significantly.
Despite this, we can look at recent trades for starters and discover what an objectively fair package might be for the various pitchers the Reds have been linked to. We'll start (after the jump) with the trade with the most relevance to Reds fans: The trade that sent Matt Garza to the Cubs back in January
January 7, 2011--Rays trade Matt Garza (and 2 minor leaguers) to the Cubs for 5 prospects.
This trade has the most relevance for Reds fans for obvious reasons, not least of which being that James Shields seems to be the pitcher most of us covet. Shields and his situation with the Rays is very similar to that of Garza last year. The Rays were looking to move Garza because of a crowded rotation. Garza, like Shields this year, had three years of team control left (all arb years). Both pitchers are innings eaters, having racked up multiple 200+ IP seasons, and both are fly ball prone. Also, Garza's career ERA+ at the time of the trade was 107. Shields' is currently 106.
So what did the Cubs give up for 3 years of Garza? They sent 5 players: Chris Archer, Brandon Guyer, Robinson Chirinos, Hak-Ju Lee and Sam Fuld. Archer, a RHP, was the Cubs #1 prospect and was later ranked #27 overall by Baseball America. Lee was the team's #4 prospect and ended up ranked #92 overall by BA. Guyer was ranked 10th in the org, Chirinos was ranked 12th, and Fuld was an organizational extra outfielder.
So what would an equivalent trade look like for the Reds? First, let's get an overview of what the Cubs gave up. Archer was a top prospect by any measure, and was about 2 years away from the bigs at the time of the trade. As the #27 overall prospect in baseball, he alone had a ton of trade value. Hak-Ju Lee was (and is) an all-glove, light hitting SS prospect who had just completed a season in the low A Midwest league at the time of the trade. Guyer was considered a future 4th outfielder despite his gaudy minor league numbers, and Robinson Chirinos was a project as a recently converted catcher who had torn up AAA, but had done so as a 26 year old. Sam Fuld was a 29 year old, career minor league outfielder who only had 155 MLB PAs at the time. For the sake of ease, let's pretend Fuld was traded for the 2 prospects Tampa sent over, and eliminate them all from the equation.
What we are left with is a package of one top 30 prospect, another top 100 prospect, a future 4th outfielder, and a player to take a flyer on. Speaking in generalities, a similar package from the Reds might be one of the catchers (in my opinion both will be top 50 prospects), Billy Hamilton (he's VERY similar to Lee, except super duper fast), Dave Sappelt, and a 4th player. There really isn't anyone remotely similar to Chirinos in the Reds system.
My opinion is that Devin Mesoraco is much more valuable than Chris Archer, both in that he's MLB ready today, and that he's less of an injury risk than a 21 year old pitcher. Yasmani Grandal would be a better comp in terms of value. It's possible that this alone is the barrier: The Rays want Meso, and Walt won't trade him. Billy Hamilton had a very, very similar 2011 season to what Lee had in 2010 in the exact same league. Except, of course, for all the stolen bases. Still, in a vacuum, Grandal and Hamilton would be a comparable way to headline the deal. Add in Dave Sappelt and a low ceiling guy from AA, and you'd have yourself a very comparable deal.
But of course, trades aren't made in a vacuum. Because the Rays traded for Lee last year, I doubt they'd be as interested in Hamilton now. Further, they are in a different win cycle, in that they are ready to compete but need some final pieces at the MLB level. They are probably much more interested in Yonder Alonso than Hamilton at this point. They also need a catcher right now, and Mesoraco likely is worth much more to them than Grandal simply because he's MLB ready.
There are other differences between the situations. First, Shields is coming off of a career year in which he made the all-star team and received Cy Young votes, whereas Garza was coming off of his worst full season in the majors. Also, while years of team control are the same, Garza will be slightly cheaper for his 3 than Shields will be, by a total of a few million dollars. Finally, and perhaps most importantly, Garza was basically made available by Friedman, whereas he has claimed he does not want to trade Shields, but would rather trade Jeff Niemann or Wade Davis. Because he'll probably have suitors for those lesser pitchers, he can afford to be very demanding for Shields. It's very possible that the 4th player would need to be a legitimate prospect.
So given all of these factors, it seems very possible that a trade package of Mesoraco, Alonso, Sappelt, and a 4th decent player (Todd Frazier? Travis Wood?) might be along the lines of what the Rays are asking for. In my opinion, that's too much for the Reds, mainly because it creates a hole at catcher for this season. If the Rays would accept Grandal instead of Meso, I would do that deal in a second. Would Walt? Would the Rays? Would you?
December 9, 2011--Athletics send Trevor Cahill, Craig Breslow, and cash to the Diamondbacks for 3 prospects.
This deal is a bit more complicated. For one, we don't know exactly how much cash is involved. Also, the inclusion of Breslow further muddies the waters. Breslow is a LH reliever with a nice career ERA+ of 138 and 2 years of arbitration remaining, so he's much more than a throw-in. We'll deal with him later.
The Diamondbacks sent Billy Beane a package of players headlined by Jarrod Parker. Parker is a former top-10 pick with tremendous upside, but he lost all of 2010 to Tommy John surgery, so there are significant injury worries around him. He has never pitched in AAA, but the Diamondbacks aggressively promoted him from AA to their MLB squad at the end of the season. He stands a chance of making the A's out of spring training. If not, he'll start in AAA. Last year he was ranked the #36 overall prospect by Baseball America, and his value is likely to be similar now. Collin Cowgill is undersized at 5'9", 185, but he tore up AAA pitching this season, plays solid outfield defense, and is projected by most to be a 4th ourfielder. Sound like anyone else you know? Ryan Cook is a 24 year old reliever who throws hard, strikes lots of guys out, but has control issues. He's kind of a poor man's Brad Boxberger.
For the sake of ease, we'll pretend Cook was traded for Breslow straight up and take them out of the deal. We're left with Cahill for a top 40 prospect and a 4th outfielder. Not exactly a great haul. What does this deal mean for the Athletics other main trade chip, Gio Gonzalez?
For starters, Gonzalez's trade value is not the same as Cahill's. Cahill's contract is interesting. He would be due for his first arbitration year in 2012, but he signed a contract last season that bought out his three arb years and one year of free agency and pays him almost $29 million over those four years. This is very similar to the deal that Johnny Cueto signed for his equivalent four seasons, only Cueto is guaranteed about $3 million less (nice job, Walt). But Cahill also has 2 team options, each worth about $13 million, giving the Diamondbacks up to 6 more years of team control over the young pitcher. Gonzalez is entering his first year of arbitration as a Super-2 player, so he has 4 guaranteed years of team control left, but the cost is not controlled. That could work for against the Reds depending on how much Gonzalez continues to improve.
Also, Gonzalez is a superior pitcher. As a lefty who throws hard and induces lots of strikeouts, he's the type of pitcher who should succeed outside of Oakland's large dimensions. He also gets a decent rate of groundballs (about the same as Mike Leake in 2011), and has steadily improved each of his 3 years in the majors. Comparing him to Cahill, it would probably take what he brought back, plus another top 100 prospect, and possibly a 4th player. Once again, something along the lines of Grandal/Alonso/Sappelt/(4th player?) would be reasonable. Gonzalez is not as good as James Shields, though, and Billy Beane has made it clear he's available, so he shouldn't be as expensive to acquire. So it's possible just the three players would be enough. We know that Beane loves on-base percentage, and the As desperately need a 1B. A package of the three players above, plus a throw-in, should be plenty (although Beane has stated that he wants a package similar to what he got for Dan Haren in 2007. That trade didn't feature more quality than this package, but definitely more quantity. The D-Backs sent the A's 6 players)
But just for fun, what if Walt asked Beane to add Andrew Bailey to the package? Bailey is a highly sought after closer who is under team control for three more years (his arb seasons). He has much, much more trade value than Breslow, so adding Brad Boxberger plus another player would probably be the minimum. Perhaps a Billy Hamilton, or maybe a lesser prospect like DiDi Gregorius? That would be a huge player swap, and would put a huge dent in the Reds farm system, but for the purposes of making a splash, and going all in during the Votto WindowTM, this deal would be about as good as it gets.
Jair Jurrjens?
I'm ignoring two other major recent trades--Zack Greinke to the Brewers and Ubaldo Jimenez to the Indians--for a couple of reasons. For one, the package that the Royals got from the Brewers is remarkably similar to what the Rays got for Matt Garza. Also, there isn't a player currently available with the "ace" credentials and cache value that Greinke had/has. I'm ignoring Ubaldo because typically in mid-season trades one team gets hosed. In this case, I think it's the Indians who drastically overpaid.
But I do want to mention the third pitcher that has frequently come up in trade discussions this year-Jair Jurrjens. My objections to Jurrjens as a trade target have been repeatedly stated, but once more for good measure: He's clearly injury prone, he's losing a lot of velocity off of his fastball, he's the most fly-ball prone pitcher currently available, and he'll be overvalued because of his "lucky" year in 2011. Not that he wouldn't be a good pitcher to have-there's a distinct chance he's better than every Reds starter in 2012 except Cueto-but he won't be worth what the Braves will want. As a player with the above concerns and only 2 years of team control remaining, I wouldn't give up more than one "elite" prospect for him. Yonder Alonso OR Yasmani Grandal plus a throw-in player would be it. I just can't see the Braves going for that. For one, they don't need a 1B or a catcher. If they asked for Chris Heisey/Drew Stubbs and Grandal, would you do it?
Finally, there are a lot of other pitchers we could play this game with. Both Gavin Floyd (cue Scrabbles heavy panting) and John Danks are supposed to be available. I'm sure Walt could get Jeff Niemann or Wade Davis from the Rays. Shoot, maybe he's going after David Price or Mat Latos. But since there have been zero rumors linking the Reds to any of those players, I chose to ignore them. Feel free to put together your own hypothetical trade package for one of them in the comments below.
Conclusion-Go all in!
When I started writing this my assumption was James Shields or bust, and I'd still be thrilled with that. But the more I think about it the more I want Walt to go nuts and put together a mega deal for Gio Gonzalez and Andrew Bailey. Bailey is a legitimate shutdown closer, and Gonzalez has the potential to be more valuable than Shields over the next 3-4 seasons. Given his comments about current offers requiring "a lot of our top prospects" I'm wondering if this deal is, in fact, on the table. Giving up Grandal, Alonso, Sappelt, Gregorius, and Boxberger would hurt, but if they are serious about not trading Joey Votto, they need to act serious. It's time to make a huge move and set the Reds up to win the division in '12 and '13. There will always be more prospects, but the time is now to raise some banners.
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I voted for Shields
Grandal and Stubbs/Heisey for JJ? Hell no.
Dayman, Fighter of the Nightman, Champion of the Sun
I lied, I didn't vote for Gio
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You don't say.
I’ll go ahead an assume half of Jurrjens’ votes are from all of your accounts
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oh man, that's a great idea
I bet Jurrjens could use another 10-15 votes.
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by RijoSaboCaseyWKRP on Dec 13, 2011 2:23 PM EST up reply actions
Once I saved up enough to buy a Geo
I was able to put it on the bicycle rack on the front of the bus. So it worked out pretty well.
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"Twinkle, twinkle, babble."
by RijoSaboCaseyWKRP on Dec 13, 2011 2:29 PM EST up reply actions
Drove my Geo down to Rio but Miss Cleo was wrong
by Charlie Scrabbles on Dec 13, 2011 2:27 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Shoulda been jammin to Dio while playing your Neo Geo.
Tequila and pancakes, anyone?
by Kevin Mitchell is Batman on Dec 13, 2011 2:29 PM EST up reply actions
Not quite as versatile as Wilkin Castillo.
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by PeteyHendrix on Dec 13, 2011 3:32 PM EST up reply actions
I do not want Gio Gonzalez!
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Any reason in particular?
The walks are a bit worrisome, but Shields’ tendency to give up the long ball is even more so. I know Gio has played in a good pitchers’ park, but his home/road splits are actually a bit less extreme than Shields’, at least in ERA:
Shields (3.35 home / 4.67 road) career; (2.36 / 3.35) in 2011
Gio (3.56 / 4.32) career; (2.70 / 3.62) in 2011
Plus, Gio does quite a few things better on the road – strikes out more guys, walks less, and gives up fewer HR (all just barely, but still). The only difference in his home/road splits seems to be hits allowed.
Shields does everything significantly worse away from Tampa, especially give up homerrs (1.4 per 9 innings away from Tampa in his career).
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by RoastBeefKazenzakis on Dec 13, 2011 1:30 PM EST up reply actions
It is mainly the walks.
I see Gio as another Volquez and a product of his home park.
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by BigBabyBruce on Dec 13, 2011 1:31 PM EST up reply actions
I'm just afraid that Shields might be another Eric Milton
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by RoastBeefKazenzakis on Dec 13, 2011 1:32 PM EST up reply actions
Put that fear to rest
that’s a horrible comp, maybe another Kevin Millwood or something.
expectations are premeditated resentments - cheshirecat
I see him more as a Jonathan Sanchez
hard throwing, high K/high BB lefty.
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That's a pretty good comp
But Gio has a better K/BB ratio and gets a lot more ground balls, which makes him a lot better overall.
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yeah, Sanchez got way more FBs than I thought
I’d definitely rather have Gio, but I’m wary of him.
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What is Pete Harnisch up to?
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my guess is about 270
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by jch24 on Dec 13, 2011 1:44 PM EST up reply actions 3 recs
Harnisch was at Fantasy Camp when I was there
surprisingly, he was in pretty good shape. He’s a high school or jr high coach now.
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He was always one of my favorites, like the scruffy dog you rescue after he's been hit by a car
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He's a talker
Not quite Herm Winningham, but it’s funny to hear Harnisch yelling around the camp with his thick Jersey accent. He’s a hoot.
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also, real 1996 up in here:

And lots of good 2003 ephemera here.
Including Dunn as we know him, Dunn as we don’t, and epic Griffey time.
"You said 'walks' twice."
"I like walks."
best caption
Barry Larkin fields a fifth inning single to center field. Larkin, the Reds shortstop, was making his first major league start in center field.
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Oh shit, that's right
Like there’s a difference between the two though.
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Mike Remlinger was the Reds last left handed opening day starter
he got the ball in 1998. Jesus Christ Sexsalad and OGC have no memory of the Burba for Casey trade.
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and oddly enough
Remlinger was the third straight left handed opening day start, Shoureck got the ball in 1996 and Smiley (I loved me some John Smiley) in 1997.
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Reggie Sanders might as well be Colonel Sanders
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I remember that one.
I was 10!
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by BigBabyBruce on Dec 13, 2011 7:22 PM EST up reply actions
from that set of pictures....

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did they do that as a joke?
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I very vaguely remember something about Larkin playing a game or two in CF, so I'm guessing no
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I looked it up, he played no MLB innings in centerfield
the picture looks like a spring training field.
I do remember people saying he should change positions.
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Yeah, I'm pretty sure it was Spring Training when they took a look and everyone said, "NOPE"
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a 39 year old who had leg issues with no outfield experience
couldn’t imagine what could go wrong.
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THE VOLE could!
THE VOLE can imagine ANYTHING!
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by PeteyHendrix on Dec 13, 2011 5:07 PM EST up reply actions
Tropicana is also a pitcher's park.
The AL West is more pitcher friendly than the AL East, but if you weight the parks that Gonzalez and Shields actually pitched in, Shields pitched in more pitcher’s parks.
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Going off the top of my head
AL East hitter’s parks are NYS, Fenway, Camden. And didn’t Toronto suddenly become a hitter’s park two years ago, after they started hitting all those homeruns?
Arlington is the only AL West hitter’s park. If that’s right, I’d say Shields has had it much tougher.
Yes, but the difference between Tropicana and Oakland's stadium (what is that thing called?) is significant
The Trop has a multi-year park factor of 91, which is a pretty heavy pitcher’s park. Oakland’s is 99, meaning it’s practically neutral. I think Oakland gets a rap as a pitcher’s park because they have such bad hitters.
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Only because you took the time to find out the comps for visiting parks.
Nice work!
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Thanks! I also looked up the name of Oakland's park.
That’s the kind of value added you get with the andromache experience.
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there's an escort joke that just needs to be made..
The ends justify the means
by Highlifeman21 on Dec 16, 2011 12:16 AM EST up reply actions
JERRY SPRINGER paid for that with a check.
A hot dog at the ballgame beats roast beef at the Ritz. ~Humphrey Bogart
by PeteyHendrix on Dec 16, 2011 3:17 PM EST up reply actions
was it JFK that paid for almost everything with a check?
b/c he knew almost no one would cash it due to his signature?
The ends justify the means
by Highlifeman21 on Dec 16, 2011 6:13 PM EST up reply actions
The Castros had film of JFK having a 3 way with prostitutes in Havana.
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I have a feeling you saw that when you were in Cuba
The ends justify the means
by Highlifeman21 on Dec 16, 2011 9:33 PM EST up reply actions
Oakland's huge amount of foul territory makes me think pitcher's park.
But pitcher’s parks are not roid-proof.

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by PeteyHendrix on Dec 13, 2011 3:36 PM EST up reply actions
In 2011, Shields pitched 7 games in YS3/Fenway/Camden/Rogers to Gonzalez's 3.
Gonzalez pitched 4 games in Safeco/Angel Stadium to Shields’ 2.
But the multiuyear park factor in tropicana is 91, compared to 99 for “o.co coliseum”
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Tropicana's park factor really surprises me
I had no idea. So does Oakland’s, given the foul ground territory and the lack of really hot and humid days.
That said, Oakland is really favorable for pitchers when it comes to home runs (not surprising given the size)
The Trop is not nearly as bad. It’s reasonable to think that Gonzalez would specifically suffer from longball issues in GABP – moreso than Shields.
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Ok, but it's still possible.
Thought experiment: In 2011, Shields gave up 235 FB to 190 for Gonzalez ( in 50 more innings, but let’s ignore that for now.) Shields gave approx 11% HR/FB, Gonzalez 9%. Say at GABP, the HR would increase to 12% for either of them (having this be the same is not great, but just imagine). Shields would allow and additional 2 HRs in 235 GBs, Gonzalez would allow an additional 6 HRs. Now, Gonzalez would still allow fewer HRs than Shields, but Shields put up a 132 ERA+ last year with 26 HRs, adding two would make that worse, but probably not by a whole lot. Gonzalez put up a 130 ERA+ with 17 HRs. Adding six home runs could definitely have more of an effect.
This is not to give a final answer on who is better, but gonzalez giving up fewer flyballs does not mean he is immune to home run problems.
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by andromache on Dec 13, 2011 2:43 PM EST up reply actions 2 recs
Yeah, a very fair point
Essentially, the idea is that Gio’s HR/FB was a lot lower to begin with, so he has more room to get worse.
How much more homer-depressing is Oakland than Tampa?
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by Charlie Scrabbles on Dec 13, 2011 2:56 PM EST up reply actions 5 recs
According to StatCorner
Oakland’s HR Park factor (LH/RH): 89/80
Tampa Bay (LH/RH): 89/92
Right-handers have little to no power in Oakland. In fact, only TEX has a positive park factor for HR. The rest of the AL East (minus Fenway) also boosts HRs.
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I usually shrug off the axiom that players will get a boost when they leave the AL East
But in this case, I think it serves my argument fairly well. Shields could be awesome pitching against the NL Central.
by Charlie Scrabbles on Dec 13, 2011 3:48 PM EST up reply actions
Yeah, that image was huge
I didn’t notice how big it was originally.
by Charlie Scrabbles on Dec 13, 2011 4:05 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
so you're a grower, not a shower?
"You said 'walks' twice."
"I like walks."
by Cy Schourek on Dec 13, 2011 4:14 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Agree.
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by nycredsfan on Dec 13, 2011 3:57 PM EST via mobile up reply actions
tl;dr
Just kidding.
I voted for Gio, just because I like his name. That, and I’m just not completely sold on Shields. I am convinced (for no good reason) that 2011 was a fluke. Something about him just bugs me.
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by RoastBeefKazenzakis on Dec 13, 2011 1:22 PM EST reply actions
No, it totally is. I don't expect too many of these hosers to actually read it.
After all, there are no trains, cookies, bras, pants, pot, or Tim Tebow discussions, so who really cares?
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how difficult it is being the smartest man on the internet?
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seems like as good a place as any
to link to Kids in the Hall.
"You said 'walks' twice."
"I like walks."
Just remember to keep your cookies in your bra, wear pants on the train, and share your pot with Tim Tebow!
There.
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by RoastBeefKazenzakis on Dec 13, 2011 1:34 PM EST up reply actions
the problem is
there is no Zach Greinke available this year.
Every pitcher on the market is a second tier ace or a number 2 pitcher.
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I've been kinda in the same boat, but I think he's a better pitcher than Gio
His walk rate is about half of Gio’s for one. He’s also got a longer track record and throws more innings. The flyballs are scary but he’d still be very good in GABP when you account for the competition he’d be facing.
If the Angels are willing to part with Ervin Santana, I might think about that. He’s got two years of team control left and might cost less than the other two.
But, will Santana fit in the budget?
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by BigBabyBruce on Dec 13, 2011 1:30 PM EST up reply actions
No, but if we're really at our budget limit then we're not adding anybody
Ervin is getting 11 and 13M in the next two years.
I don't think we are at our limit. I believe we have roughly $8,000,000 to spend, maybe a little more.
Santana is owed $11,200,000 this season.
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by BigBabyBruce on Dec 13, 2011 1:37 PM EST up reply actions
could the Reds have put together a package of players equivalent to what Milwaukee gave up for Greinke?
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Yes. Like I said in the post you didn't read,
the package for Greinke was very, very similar to the package the Cubs gave for Garza.
Both included an all glove, no-hit SS, a top starting pitching prospect, a 4th OFer type, and a “project”.
That could’ve been one of our young pitchers (Wood/Leake), Hamilton, Sappelt or Frazier, and then a random 4th guy.
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by nycredsfan on Dec 13, 2011 1:40 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Yeah, but
Make it real or else forget about it.
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"Twinkle, twinkle, babble."
by RijoSaboCaseyWKRP on Dec 13, 2011 1:34 PM EST up reply actions
Dahhh -- Duh nuh nuh nuh nah nuh nuh nuh nah nuh
(with vibrato)
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"Bootsy, you're a superstar right?"
"Twinkle, twinkle, babble."
by RijoSaboCaseyWKRP on Dec 13, 2011 1:42 PM EST up reply actions
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by GlennBraggsSwingAndMissBrokenBat on Dec 13, 2011 1:45 PM EST up reply actions
Crolfer, take a good hard look buddy. That's you in 10 years.
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I feel like Reds fans have wanted Santana every single offseason.
By the way, you realize that the three active Santanas are all pretty fantastic? I think that’s a real underdeveloped market right there.
"You said 'walks' twice."
"I like walks."
I always forget that your links don't pop and I forget to middle click.
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by 3 Fast 3 Furious on Dec 13, 2011 1:51 PM EST up reply actions
I used to make them pop
but then I remember a big blogfight going on around here about that, so I stopped making them pop.
"You said 'walks' twice."
"I like walks."
Shields is better, but not by a ton.
His KK/B is better, but the extra Gio groundballs make up for some of that. And Shields doesn’t throw THAT many more innings. The other thing for me is that the Rays clearly don’t want to trade him, so I’m afraid it’s going to require a serious overpay to get him.
All other things being equal I’d probably prefer Shields, but in the real world I think Gio is a bit preferable, and a mega package for Gio and Bailey would be the tits.
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Shields has averaged 220 innings for the past five years; Gio 200 in the last two
I think that’s a meaningful difference.
It’s too bad that Cahill got traded, because I’d bet that Beane will now be less willing to trade Gio and thereby completely raise the flag on 2012.
Fair enough, but that kinda brings up my only concern with Shields
As I indicated above, he’s coming off of a career year in a number of ways. That 220 IP average is mainly because he threw 249(!) last season. That’s a lot, and I doubt he repeats it. 200-215 is still great, but not that much better than you’d get from Gio.
Also, his tERA and SIERA (Chuck, I did my homework, and these are the 2 metrics I dig now because they account for batted ball types) were way better in 2011 than the previous 2 years. So which is the real him? It’s very possible it’s the 2011 version, but given the switch to a pitcher’s park and his age, and the significant innings on his arm, I think there are almost as many questions about him as there are about Gio, and I think Gio won’t be as expensive.
It feels so nice to be back to normal
I feel like we've both reversed course
This blog has talked me into Shields more and more over the past month, and now you’re backing away from him.
Yeah, I've thought way too much about it.
And like I said, I’d still take him in a heartbeat. I just don’t think he’s a slam dunk to be a better acquisition than Gio, especially given the circumstances surrounding each team.
For example, Beane seems like the kind of guy to embrace a full-on rebuild (as opposed to Kenny Williams, who I’d bet will talk a big game then end up keeping most of his players). I think, if anything, the Cahill trade increases the likelihood that both Gio and Bailey are traded.
It feels so nice to be back to normal
PS
Way to include Grandal in every trade proposal jerk face!
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by Kevin Mitchell is Batman on Dec 13, 2011 1:59 PM EST up reply actions
That was for you, buddy.
I would’ve totally included Mesoraco, but I was trying to be realistic, and Meso seems untouchable right now.
FWIW, my guess is that the hold-up in most of Walt’s trade discussions are that they want a catcher, and Walt is trying to get a deal done without giving one up. Which I don’t think will happen.
It feels so nice to be back to normal
Totally agree.
I think he went into the meetings anticipating that he’d be able to swing a trade without the other team asking for catching, and he has found out that’s just not going to work.
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by Kevin Mitchell is Batman on Dec 13, 2011 2:07 PM EST up reply actions
Also, I'd be all up ons Santana, but I don't think he's going to be available, hence his exclusion from this post.
It feels so nice to be back to normal
I really want Walt to surprise us all
and deal for a true ace. That’s not going to happen, though. I dunno, but all these prices seem a bit steep for my liking, though that does not at all mean that they aren’t accurate.
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I agree with this
Gio Gonzalez is too similar to Volquez for my tastes. I don’t see any reason to expect improvement out of him either.
"Good luck, National League managers – I have no idea how you’re supposed to get this guy out." - Dave Cameron on Joey Votto
by Grahamophone on Dec 13, 2011 1:36 PM EST via iPhone app up reply actions
Great work
I think you’re right about keeping Votto being a guiding principle. They’re choosing to go through the “with Votto” door, not unlike the Brewers deciding to keep Fielder through the end of his contract. They need to follow suit and go big. Just trading for Jurrjens might be like just getting Marcum. The Crew eventually picked up Greinke, Marcum, Saito, K-Rod and Morgan.
It feels like the Reds can get a #1/#2 starter and closer-caliber reliever if they pull the trigger. When you have two highly-regard blocked prospects and apparently no money to spend on the FA market, the path is clear.
Mgr., Red Reporter
"Bootsy, you're a superstar right?"
"Twinkle, twinkle, babble."
by RijoSaboCaseyWKRP on Dec 13, 2011 1:33 PM EST reply actions
Jurrjens < Marcum
but your point still stands
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The analogy is imperfect
But the Reds’ turn is up to be aggressive within their two season window, especially if the Cardinals and Brewers are “reloading” in some sense.
Selling the farm isn’t something a franchise like the Reds is really supposed to do. But they’re lucky enough to have insurance on two of their best trade chips – one of which is a 1B anyway. By the time the Cubs are cured of “Epstein Bar” and rearing their heads, they can make the trades and pick up the supplemental picks to re-stock.
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"Bootsy, you're a superstar right?"
"Twinkle, twinkle, babble."
by RijoSaboCaseyWKRP on Dec 13, 2011 1:41 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Rec'd for EVB
The season doesn't start until the Cincinnati Reds take the field! Reclaim The Opener!!
But the guy the Brewers traded for Marcum apparently wears long underwear with a big "S" on the chest
Dude OPS’d .953 as a 21-year old. I don’t think the Reds have anyone to give up who can hit like that.
And fentanyl ain't that like super-morphine for elephants and soldiers with their head blown off
by RoastBeefKazenzakis on Dec 13, 2011 1:42 PM EST up reply actions
Umm... END?
A dope trailer is no place for a kitty.
by GlennBraggsSwingAndMissBrokenBat on Dec 13, 2011 1:42 PM EST up reply actions
The Reds signed Andrew Brackman to a major league deal.
The former Moeller High School star is a one-time Yankees top prospect, but his control woes led New York to cut him loose. I’m not surprised Cincinnati signed him. The major league contract, however, is unexpected.
Last season as a 25-year-old in AAA, the former North Carolina State basketball player went 3-6 with a 6.00 ERA. In 96 innings Brackman allowed 82 hits, walked 75 and struck out 75. Since being the 30th overall pick in the 2007 draft, Brackman has gone 15-29 with a 5.11 ERA. In 89 games, 58 starts, and 343 innings, Brackman has allowed 332 hits, struck out 304 and walked 190.
Baseball America ranked Brackman as the No. 78 prospect in the minor leagues as recently as February of 2011.
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by Thundering Turtle on Dec 13, 2011 1:35 PM EST reply actions
Difference between Cincinnati and New York
do you think the Reds would be so quick to give up on that guy?
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Nope. The Reds can benefit from taking a chance on guys like this.
The Yankees, of course, don’t have to. I’m not sure Brackman will ever have the control to be effective. I can envision him being a guy who throws a no-hitter and walks nine while doing it. He’s certaily worth a look-see.
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by Thundering Turtle on Dec 13, 2011 1:42 PM EST up reply actions
So he could be this guy?

Led the league in walks 3 times – threw less than 200 innings each time.
And fentanyl ain't that like super-morphine for elephants and soldiers with their head blown off
by RoastBeefKazenzakis on Dec 13, 2011 1:46 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
And led the league in wild pitches twice.
If Brackman has a 16-year big league career, I’ll be very surprised.
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by Thundering Turtle on Dec 13, 2011 1:51 PM EST up reply actions
he related to Katarina Witt?
she was the first set of boobs i ever saw on the internet.
WRONG NIPPLE
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by PeteyHendrix on Dec 13, 2011 4:07 PM EST up reply actions
So there's no confusion
It’s a split contract. He’s not guaranteed a roster spot.
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yeah
i heard that God sorted that all out for Reds fans, just so we would not have to suffer with this guy on the 25 man roster if he isn’t ready.
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exactly!
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by Yossarian22 on Dec 14, 2011 8:44 AM EST up reply actions 2 recs
They gave him a MLB contract
that seems like a horrible pickup all the way around
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It's a split contract
He’s not guaranteed a roster spot.
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he may not be guaranteed a roster spot
But a split contract means he’s on the roster now, right?
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I'm pretty sure a split contract
means that you get a 40 man spot, and the money that goes with it, but aren’t guaranteed a 25-man spot. i.e., you can be sent to the minors without going through waivers.
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even if he is out of options?
I thought a split contract simply gave you money if you made the MLB team but other than maybe a buyout figure, no guarantees, and also gave the player the ability to request his release if he is not on the big club by a certain date.
Was Gomes placed on the 40 man roster when he signed in 2009?
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FWIW
Bubba Crosby signed a split contract with the Reds. He got a roster spot, and so was protected from the Rule 5 draft. (Obviously not an issue with Brackman now.) Bubba did have to clear waivers when he was sent down at the end of spring training.
He did not have to accept the minor league assignment, because he had already been outrighted once.
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split contract
Usually means major league money if you make the 25-man roster, much less money otherwise (though more than the average AAA grunt).
IIRC, Bubba’s contract was something like $410,000 if he made the 25-man, $80,000 if he ended up in Louisville.
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This is the case
my point is that they don’t automatically owe him $400k. He has to make the team to get that.
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But he would have to pass through waivers to be sent to AAA?
Not that that’s a big deal. He’d almost definitely pass through. Just curious.
It feels so nice to be back to normal
Depends on his option situation
which I’m not familiar with.
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He was given a Major League contract when he was signed out of the draft
so he is probably out of options.
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I think this is a great signing
He hasn’t spent much time in relief. If he can really get it up to 97 and keep his walks down, then this is a steal.
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by Dave from Louisville on Dec 13, 2011 8:29 PM EST up reply actions
i have already decided he will be the closer by the ASB
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He's only had one brief cup of coffee with the Yanks
this year.
However, he was signed to a big league contract, like Yonder. So he’s probably burned at least three options by now.
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I think he's burned 3 (2009, 2010, 2011)
but I think he gets a 4th option because he has less than 5 full professional years and it doesn’t look like he’s had any significant DL time since his TJ surgery. Those rules are complicated to decipher though.
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he was actually signed in 2007
He was optioned to Tampa that year, but didn’t actually play. He got TJ instead. He spent all of 2008 on the DL.
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he spent all of 2008 on the 60 day DL though
so they didn’t have to option him.
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yeah, but
If 2007 counted, he’s been optioned four times, and is out of options.
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2007 doesn't count
he signed on 8/15. An option didn’t need to be used.
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thinking about it
He probably is out of options. Bet that’s why the Yanks cut him loose. If they could have stashed him in Scranton, they’d probably have kept him around.
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He does have a 4th option (I got it confirmed)
The Yankees released him because they would have had to pick up his 2012 option, which was probably worth at least $500k in the minors. I’m guessing they had simply given up on him.
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so that means
if they’re willing to keep him on the 40-man, they could option him to Louisville without exposing him to waivers?
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I have abusrd hopes that Brackman will put it all together and shock the world with a Cy Young.
Pete Schoureck gave me unreasonable expectations for retreds.
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Brackman
He pitched in the last SWB Yankees game I went to this season. The starter, Lance Pendleton (Janish’s teammate at Rice), had been used in the pen during a callup. So they only put him out there 3 innings or so, and used Brackman to make up the difference. His line: 2.2 IP, 2 hits, 1 run (earned), 1 BB, 4 Ks. That doesn’t count the two batters he hit.
He hit Corky Miller and Kris Negron back to back. Here’s Negron getting plunked:
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Did the Yankees give up on him as a starter last year?
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yes
He had a good year last year, and entered the season as the Yankees’ third best prospect (according to BA), but just didn’t do well. Injury may have been part of it. (He has a bad injury history. The only reason he fell to the Yankees when he was drafted was his injury history.)
He had a 6.00 ERA in AAA this year, and gave up 7 walks for every nine innings he pitched.
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Bold Prediction
He will be the Reds closer by the All-Star break next season.
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that is a bold prediction
I think it’s more likely to be Masset.
Though apparently some Reds fans are more upset about Masset being tendered a contract than Janish.
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One of the Reds anouncers
it may have been tHom, but I may just think most the stupid things that I hear watching Reds games automatically come from tHom, said that they do not believe a small market team like the Reds can afford to offer a contract to a question mark like Masset.
Thank god those people don’t run the team. It is one thing to think Masset is declining, and to trade him, it is another thing to not tender him a contract. Masset has value, he could get something in a trade.
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What would you like to wager?
I am very interested in taking this bet.
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absolutely nothing
because this is nothing more than a silly gut feeling.
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he better hope you're right
‘Cause if he ends up in Louisville, I have a feeling Corky remembers being plunked, and isn’t going to let him forget it.
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like when Mike Piazza caught Roger Clemans in an All-Star game.
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I wonder what the Jays would want for Dustin McGowan
he’s being paid under a mil, and has had decent GB numbers in his career. He was highly thought of before being completely derailed by injuries. I’m sure the Jays wouldn’t part with him, as they’d be selling way, way low, but if he could be had for cheap, I would be intrigued.
Also, the Marlins signed Burke Badenhop. I always thought he’d be a sneaky good signing for the Reds. He gets a TON of GBs.
Also also, the Reds signed Andrew Brackman to a major league deal.
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yo Weez!
just saw this…yes, I’d be interested in McGowan for sure.
We know the Walt/AA trade maker works, too, so I’d like to think they could work something out.
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by Kevin Mitchell is Batman on Dec 13, 2011 3:23 PM EST up reply actions
The Jays' biggest holes seem to be 1B and CF. Possibly 2b, as well.
Hmmm. They have a bunch of intriguing pitchers. Morrow? Cecil? Hendy Alvarez?
This could be a certain something.
"You said 'walks' twice."
"I like walks."
yeah, there's definitely sneaky logical trade targets there
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I feel like everyone outside of Romero is just another Mike Leake type.
but more Mike Leake isn’t too bad these days.
"You said 'walks' twice."
"I like walks."
I doubt AA would give up on McGowan after sticking with him through all the injuries
but it’s an interesting thought
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Walt has never traded with AA
maybe I am reading your sentence wrong.
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I like the idea that Walt will dupe other GMs when they are drunk.
A hot dog at the ballgame beats roast beef at the Ritz. ~Humphrey Bogart
by PeteyHendrix on Dec 13, 2011 4:19 PM EST up reply actions
not directly, true.
but he was the Assistant GM for the Rolen trade (and took over GM duties months later), and he’s been in the Jays front office since 2003.
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by Kevin Mitchell is Batman on Dec 13, 2011 4:19 PM EST up reply actions
the what was the deal with Gomes (and the long-ass extensions for Rolen and Arroyo)?
expectations are premeditated resentments - cheshirecat
And the O-Cab signing?
And not trading Votto?
A hot dog at the ballgame beats roast beef at the Ritz. ~Humphrey Bogart
by PeteyHendrix on Dec 13, 2011 4:57 PM EST up reply actions
Hmm
I think Hamilton County’s prosecutor needs more to do…
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Yancy is crying! Isn't that enough for you, Joe Deters??
I don't know why my kids call me that. I think I'm a pretty nice mom.
There has been an unspoken precedent in college and professional sports that fights within the game are handled by the game.
Of course if players turn on the fans that is completely different. But I doubt the Hamilton County Prosecutor even thought about leveling charges against Kyle Farnsworth when he body slammed Paul Wilson in 2003. I also doubt there were any serious considerations to pressing charges against Johnny Cueto in 2010.
Why start now?
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Joe Deters is Jeff Ruby in public office
An idiot who loves the limelight.
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by jch24 on Dec 13, 2011 7:23 PM EST up reply actions 5 recs
I can vouch that this is an incredibly accurate assessment.
Wear something sexy to my funeral.
by Pops Daniels on Dec 13, 2011 9:26 PM EST up reply actions
Indeed.
Wear something sexy to my funeral.
by Pops Daniels on Dec 13, 2011 9:28 PM EST up reply actions
Cause it's college
And they attacked someone unprovoked.
Bart: "Dad, what's a Muppet?"
Homer: "Well, it's not quite a mop, not quite a puppet, but man... (laughs, then pauses) So, to answer you question, I don't know."
You could say Kilkpatrick provoked it
or you could say Holloway, Lyons, and Wells provoked it.
It wasn’t like Gates was hitting people out of the blue.
Also if you feel that way, how would you feel about Cueto being prosecuted?
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he didn't hit any of those people
i have no issue at all with them seeking charges against gates.
he assaulted someone in public. that oftens lands people in jail
Johnny Cueto kicked people
if you want Gates to face charges you have to feel the same way about Cueto.
Or is kicking somebody some how not physical assault?
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Gates attacked Frease...who didn't provoke Gates
It’s pretty clearly a sucker punch to the face…and then there’s the other guy stomping on his face.
Cueto could claim self defense…he was in a corner trying to get out. It was a huge mele, there were bodies everywhere.
I have no sympathy Gates…he gets off easy with the suspension and nothing more.
Bart: "Dad, what's a Muppet?"
Homer: "Well, it's not quite a mop, not quite a puppet, but man... (laughs, then pauses) So, to answer you question, I don't know."
Cueto was mostly surrounded by Reds players

Cueto is surrounded by Reds players, he was going for blood.
I think with in the moment both cases are understandable. I have never been in a brawl, or really any sort of physical altercation, but I can imagine that few people involved are really thinking with the upper portion of their brain. Which is why I actually think an argument can be made that the people who should receive the strongest punishments are the instigators, because they probably had more control over what they were doing. Once the benches clear people are not really thinking in a rational manner but are reacting to a series of events.
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Cueto looks like he's surrounded by Cards players too
And this isn’t anywhere close to what Gates did. He flat out sucker punched a person who did nothing to provoke him other than play on the opposing team.
Bart: "Dad, what's a Muppet?"
Homer: "Well, it's not quite a mop, not quite a puppet, but man... (laughs, then pauses) So, to answer you question, I don't know."
that was what i was thinking too.
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I've been in a brawl or five,
both in the confined areas of organized sports and in real life and there is no comparison between the two. In the organized sports realm, you know that it won’t go too far and would never dream of being prosecuted but you also don’t really try and permanently hurt someone. In the real word, you only stop when they stop moving. Short of killing them, of course. What we witnessed is nothing in the real word. In sports, these days, it’s a minor blip on the minor league sports radar. So what?
Wear something sexy to my funeral.
by Pops Daniels on Dec 13, 2011 9:34 PM EST up reply actions
as somebody who hasn't
i figure if my higher brain kicks in i will probably hide in a corner and cry or I will go completely fucking nuts and kill a man with a trident, and have no idea of the severity of my actions until about 10 minutes after it is over, with little in between.
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by Yossarian22 on Dec 13, 2011 9:39 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
At least you're honest.
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by Pops Daniels on Dec 13, 2011 9:44 PM EST up reply actions
Cool...
You have a trident?
Pics, man, pics.
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by Yossarian22 on Dec 15, 2011 10:35 PM EST up reply actions
Prosecuters should have better things to prosecute, period.
For every player on the floor during that fight, I bet there are 10 guys as big as Yancy Gates that beat there women like that in Hamilton County.
Probably that many pedifiles too and unsolved murders over the past 10 years.
No, fuck that let’s go after some grown men who walk away black eyes and damaged pride.
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by Dave from Louisville on Dec 13, 2011 7:47 PM EST up reply actions
yes, police & prosecutors should always overlook actual crimes
in favor of searching for hypothetical crimes
by 'tHan on Dec 13, 2011 7:48 PM EST up reply actions 2 recs
Would you have prosecuted Kyle Farnsworth for bodyslamming Paul Wilson?
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Would you have supported prosecuting Farnsworth?
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Sure as hell didn't sucker punch someone like Gates did
Bart: "Dad, what's a Muppet?"
Homer: "Well, it's not quite a mop, not quite a puppet, but man... (laughs, then pauses) So, to answer you question, I don't know."
My dad has been a cop for over 38 years
And that is how it works. “For every guy you put in jail, you need to let one out” as he always said.
Same goes for prosecutors office, for every hour they spend on this shit that’s one less hour on important crimes.
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by Dave from Louisville on Dec 13, 2011 7:57 PM EST up reply actions
Started when he was 21, retired with 30 at 51
Then got on at another department.
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by Dave from Louisville on Dec 13, 2011 8:01 PM EST up reply actions
brother?
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by Dave from Louisville on Dec 13, 2011 8:31 PM EST up reply actions
My dad retired from the KSP after 30 years and can't stop working
"Wait, you think I'm being mean to the pretend orangutan?" -- battlekow
Same except for LPD instead of KSP
Having a full pention at 51 would be awesome. Too bad none of us will be able to do that.
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by Dave from Louisville on Dec 13, 2011 8:36 PM EST up reply actions
and sports brawls do not really endanger many people
these are hardly a threat to citizens safety and well being. Let the individual sports organizations handle it. Now if somebody is permanently disabled I have no problem with that being dealt with in civil court.
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Ha! Like the NCAA would actually penalize anybody
Bart: "Dad, what's a Muppet?"
Homer: "Well, it's not quite a mop, not quite a puppet, but man... (laughs, then pauses) So, to answer you question, I don't know."
Or Guy Marc-Michel
Bart: "Dad, what's a Muppet?"
Homer: "Well, it's not quite a mop, not quite a puppet, but man... (laughs, then pauses) So, to answer you question, I don't know."
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by PeteyHendrix on Dec 13, 2011 8:49 PM EST up reply actions
#zip'emup
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by Dave from Louisville on Dec 13, 2011 8:51 PM EST up reply actions
#stillnottwitter
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by Dave from Louisville on Dec 14, 2011 8:57 PM EST up reply actions
I remember turning that game off at halftime.
Why did I turn that game off, dammit?
Go Colts Dammit!
i remember exactly where i was when i found out that happened
woke up on a couch in a house i’d never been in before near a college campus i’d never been to before. college was fun.
Brevity is the soul of wit.
i knew a guy at college who woke up in Cleveland and had no idea how he got there
Campus was like 180 miles from Cleveland.
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my best friend's brother has a story like that.
started the night partying at Purdue, woke up on the floor, naked, next to a pile of cottage cheese in Chicago. didn’t know anybody else that was in the apartment.
Brevity is the soul of wit.
by Heeringa on Dec 13, 2011 9:30 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
rec'd for cottage cheese
A hot dog at the ballgame beats roast beef at the Ritz. ~Humphrey Bogart
by PeteyHendrix on Dec 14, 2011 6:42 PM EST up reply actions
he only knew that he was in chicago because he looked out the window and saw the Sears Tower
Brevity is the soul of wit.
It's not like Prosecutors aren't doing this stuff already
Granted, the publicity of the X-UC game probably has something to do with it. But let’s not pretend they’re not actively doing the other things just because this is in the press right now
Bart: "Dad, what's a Muppet?"
Homer: "Well, it's not quite a mop, not quite a puppet, but man... (laughs, then pauses) So, to answer you question, I don't know."
Everything costs something
this is diverting resources from other cases.
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I DEMAND JUSTICE!!!
/SuckerPunchesParkingMeter
"Wait, you think I'm being mean to the pretend orangutan?" -- battlekow
That's gotta hurt
Bart: "Dad, what's a Muppet?"
Homer: "Well, it's not quite a mop, not quite a puppet, but man... (laughs, then pauses) So, to answer you question, I don't know."
Oh please
Nothing has been brought against Gates yet
Bart: "Dad, what's a Muppet?"
Homer: "Well, it's not quite a mop, not quite a puppet, but man... (laughs, then pauses) So, to answer you question, I don't know."
They are looking into it though
which would take some man hours, which could be spent doing other stuff.
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like
posting here, or maybe playing Angry Birds?
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Liquid lunches?
Bart: "Dad, what's a Muppet?"
Homer: "Well, it's not quite a mop, not quite a puppet, but man... (laughs, then pauses) So, to answer you question, I don't know."
cops?
I thought they were lawyers.
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Right, just like they look at lots of other stuff
Bart: "Dad, what's a Muppet?"
Homer: "Well, it's not quite a mop, not quite a puppet, but man... (laughs, then pauses) So, to answer you question, I don't know."
what?
Are they really filing criminal charges?
All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?
No
In typical Cincinnati fashion they’ll stand in front of camera and talk about the great things they might do, then end up doing jack shit.
"Wait, you think I'm being mean to the pretend orangutan?" -- battlekow
I'd say that's pretty typical everywhere in the US
That way they can appear to be doing something, when they aren’t.
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All this outrage
and nobody’s brought up the Brawl in the Palace between the Pacers and Pistons? Or Todd Bertuzzi? Or that random dude who threw the ball into the Dayton bleachers? You know, actual, real, related, events?
"You said 'walks' twice."
"I like walks."
I don't think the Dayton thing is in the same class
Julio Castillo seriously injured a fan. Players may have to accept occasional assault as part of the job description, but fans shouldn’t.
Castillo ended up doing jail time. I suspect he was deported as well. At least, he hasn’t played baseball since.
And does anyone remember what started the brawl? Cozart was beaned.

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What ever happened to Frankie Francisco? Wasn't he the Rangers relief pitcher who swung a folding chair at a fan?
"Wait, you think I'm being mean to the pretend orangutan?" -- battlekow
here we go
Francisco is best known for participating in a notable incident fan violence. On September 13, 2004, he threw a folding chair into the crowd in a game against the Oakland Athletics. The incident initially escalated when Rangers pitcher Doug Brocail charged from the Rangers’ bullpen to confront a fan, Craig Bueno, who, members of the Rangers later claimed, had been heckling the Rangers pitcher about his stillborn child and using hurtful racial slurs. Francisco, angered by the obnoxious fans, threw a folding chair at them, hitting Jennifer Bueno in the face and caused a cut, which required stitches. Francisco was arrested and on June 30, 2005, he pleaded no contest to the charges. He was sentenced to anger management classes and a work program. A civil suit brought by the woman hit with the chair was settled on January 12, 2007. Terms of the settlement included an undisclosed payment and a public apology.
Francisco was suspended for the balance of the 2004 season, and missed the entire 2005 season after undergoing Tommy John surgery. After two years away from the Rangers, Francisco rejoined the club on September 8, 2006.
Not gonna lie, someone would be in for an ass whuppin’ if they were heckling me over my stillborn child.
"Wait, you think I'm being mean to the pretend orangutan?" -- battlekow
Oh, and he's with the Mets now if anyone cares
"Wait, you think I'm being mean to the pretend orangutan?" -- battlekow
on the list of "acceptable avenues of heckling"
I don’t think I’ve seen “stillborn child”
"You said 'walks' twice."
"I like walks."
I firmly believe there's a line you don't cross in heckling
If you want to tell a ballplayer he sucks or he’s dumb, go for it. But neither the ballplayer’s salary nor the money paid for admission to the event entitle someone to get personal with a ballplayer. If they do, they get whatever’s coming to them.
"Wait, you think I'm being mean to the pretend orangutan?" -- battlekow
that kind of heckling is really tasteless
But I would have ushers remove such fans, rather than allowing players to confront fans. Sticks and stones, and all that.
Also…the fan heckling the player wasn’t the one that was hit with a chair.
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I don't mean to condone throwing a chair into the stands.
I’m with you, the usher should have the right to remove the fan. Of course, then you get into icky issues about “where the line is” and all.
It’s just a shitty situation caused by the fact that people can really suck sometimes.
"You said 'walks' twice."
"I like walks."
by Cy Schourek on Dec 14, 2011 10:17 AM EST up reply actions
not a reason to throw a chair in someone's face
And I’m wondering if the guy was really that much of a scumbag. He was apparently chief of a local fire department. He admitted to being a serial heckler, but denies that he said anything out of the ordinary. (He claims he said, “Who’s going to take the loss?”) The A’s reviewed the tapes and said he did not say anything that crossed the line – no racial slurs, as the players claimed. And would he even know about an opposing relief pitcher’s family? Maybe he just made some random comment they misinterpreted. They were apparently taunting him with “your momma” comments. Maybe he returned something in the same vein, and they took it the wrong way.
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I was half-kidding
for all I know, she could’ve been his sister.
Fuck lion say what! i got a fuck lion now come fuck wit me
or his daughter
But no, she was his wife.
He ducked out of the way, and the chair hit her.
Hmmm. What a gentleman. I guess he is a scumbag after all!
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Fuck this asshole and his jackass wife who stood by him while he did it.
A hot dog at the ballgame beats roast beef at the Ritz. ~Humphrey Bogart
by PeteyHendrix on Dec 14, 2011 6:45 PM EST up reply actions
I college I went to A LOT of Bats games
And heckling Brandon Larson was priority number one for my roommate. IT……..GOT……….RIDICULOUS.
Keep in mind I was a Reds fan, but my roommate was an obnoxious Reds fan. He was ANGRY Larson was not Lance Berkman. Larson heard about it every game we were at. There was one game where his girlfriend was there, and I thought he might fucking kill us.
He really got mad at things like….
“How does it feel to reach you peak in life 3 years ago”
“You suck at life and baseball”
“I bet Lance Berkman has a bigger dick than you too.”
@DavefrmLville.....is fun to follow on twiiter!
by Dave from Louisville on Dec 14, 2011 9:17 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
In college
I hate my 2007 laptop that isn’t fast.
@DavefrmLville.....is fun to follow on twiiter!
by Dave from Louisville on Dec 14, 2011 9:19 PM EST up reply actions
2007
I bought my laptop in 2006.
It takes about 5 minutes from the time I push the on button until I can actually run any sorta program.
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My laptop's from 2007, too! And it still works just fine!
Of course, it no longer has its original hard drive, battery, or charger, so…
by the finest muffins on Dec 14, 2011 11:52 PM EST up reply actions
I need to do some work on it
my wife has crippled it with viruses from Facebook apps. Have replaced the hard drive, battery, and gone through about 4 chargers.
I bought it on sale for like $300 so I guess I shouldn’t complain and just use work laptop.
Why the hell doesn’t the iPhone app have FanShots???? I hate that!
@DavefrmLville.....is fun to follow on twiiter!
by Dave from Louisville on Dec 15, 2011 12:34 AM EST up reply actions
I know right?
It was completely embarassing, but my roomate was able to pull it off in a charming asshole sort of way. By the 6th inning when everyone was good and drunk everyone in the section would be yelling the same type shit and trying to outdue each other.
People that know how to heckle don’t need profanity. He was really hilarious, but in an evil sort of way.
@DavefrmLville.....is fun to follow on twiiter!
by Dave from Louisville on Dec 15, 2011 12:44 AM EST up reply actions
The only heckling I've ever done at a minor league game is yelling at a manager for not getting tossed out of the game in a more spectacular fashion.
“MY EIGHTY YEAR OLD GRANDMA COULD GET EJECTED BETTER THAN THAT. BOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.”
Is there a mod so powerful he can ban himself?
My dad and I were yelled at by the Dunedin Blue Jays pitching coach for heckling
we weren’t even heckling, we were just talking about what just happened. It was really fucking weird.
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I yelled at a minor league player once...
“Swing the bat, you no-talent hack!”
I also ripped the manager for not hitting for the pitcher even though the game was on the line, the pitcher couldn’t hit, and the pitcher was about to be lifted. Hilariously inept.
A hot dog at the ballgame beats roast beef at the Ritz. ~Humphrey Bogart
by PeteyHendrix on Dec 15, 2011 7:25 PM EST up reply actions
they didn't toss him for that last one?
Most minor league ballparks have a “no profanity” rule. They bill themselves as family entertainment and all.
Heckling your own players is pretty obnoxious, but it sounds pretty typical of what the visiting team has to put up with.
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fty
Most minor league ballparks have a "no profanity" rule.
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do they?
It seems to be overlooked at big league parks. You even hear it on TV. While at minor league parks, everyone turns and glares if someone cusses. Even the players are scolded if they forget.
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They lead a list of rules before Reds games, and profanity is one of them
I think it takes complaints and then a Reds employee hearing something.
I think you have to really cross a line to get kicked out for profanity.
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by Yossarian22 on Dec 14, 2011 10:54 PM EST up reply actions
I once had a lady Reds fan complain to me...
…because I had called the ump “a stinky bum.”
I disdainfully scolded her that I was REEALLLLLY holding back, and that she should be grateful. Besides, the gal behind me couldn’t judge a ball off the bat at all and had even screamed “fuck!” on a hard grounder to SS.
A hot dog at the ballgame beats roast beef at the Ritz. ~Humphrey Bogart
by PeteyHendrix on Dec 15, 2011 7:28 PM EST up reply actions
In 2010 I was at a Reds game down the line about 3 rows behind the ball boy
the people sitting behind me heckled the ball boy for the entire game.
I was at a Richmond Roosters game where a drunk man yelled insults that made no since at all for the entire game.
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Heckling a ball boy is not cool
But heckling Brandon Larson, who sucked at life and baseball, is acceptable.
It’s one thing to trash a guy on a blog, it’s completely another to say it to his face while his girlfriend is watching. THAT’S heckling!
@DavefrmLville.....is fun to follow on twiiter!
by Dave from Louisville on Dec 15, 2011 12:48 AM EST up reply actions
Heckling a ball boy can be a lot of fun, if it's good-natured.
I used to have season seats at Chavez Ravine in the 2nd row, next to the ball boy. We’d give him grief only when he left his seat, getting the corwd on our side with such comments as, “Chad, now THOSE are some nice pants!” And before long, everyone would be cheering his pants every time he got up. Even Chad couldn’t hide the laughter.
A hot dog at the ballgame beats roast beef at the Ritz. ~Humphrey Bogart
by PeteyHendrix on Dec 15, 2011 7:30 PM EST up reply actions
Mocking Dodgers is always allowed.
Even if they are the ball boy.
"The USA despite its flaws and corruption and overall messiness is still a great and powerful instrument of freedom and hope for the entire world." - Madville
ballboys who can keep up a banter with the crowd are the best ballboys
its too bad a lot of them are told not to do so anymore.
"You said 'walks' twice."
"I like walks."
by Cy Schourek on Dec 15, 2011 11:40 PM EST up reply actions
Yeah, I think that's what we might call "fighting words"
I can’t imagine sitting there as another fan and not saying anything about it, too. Of course, we all know how I love to tell people that what they’re saying is inappropriate.
Is there a mod so powerful he can ban himself?
As a tea partier, I assume
Bart: "Dad, what's a Muppet?"
Homer: "Well, it's not quite a mop, not quite a puppet, but man... (laughs, then pauses) So, to answer you question, I don't know."
Somehow, that seems strangely appropriate
Where else should an arrogant, lying sack of shit millionaire call home, if not the US Senate?
And fentanyl ain't that like super-morphine for elephants and soldiers with their head blown off
by RoastBeefKazenzakis on Dec 13, 2011 2:16 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
A financial bank?
Bart: "Dad, what's a Muppet?"
Homer: "Well, it's not quite a mop, not quite a puppet, but man... (laughs, then pauses) So, to answer you question, I don't know."
Indeed, vampire
Bart: "Dad, what's a Muppet?"
Homer: "Well, it's not quite a mop, not quite a puppet, but man... (laughs, then pauses) So, to answer you question, I don't know."
I heard that's where ALL the arrogant millionaires hang out.
It feels so nice to be back to normal
by nycredsfan on Dec 13, 2011 5:00 PM EST via mobile up reply actions
Ewwwww
Under my tutelage, you will grow from boys to men. From men into gladiators. And from gladiators into Swansons. ~ Ron Swanson
by BigBabyBruce on Dec 13, 2011 2:17 PM EST up reply actions
But when is he ever going to explain about the five dead hookers?
by DerekH91 on Dec 13, 2011 2:23 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
I wonder if he knows about this meme.
ESPN reportedly forced people to take down signs at Gameday that referenced it, so they know what’s up. Surely James does himself?
"You said 'walks' twice."
"I like walks."
I now want Mike Leach to run against him
justhim just because that’s how old school political races were run!
Tequila and pancakes, anyone?
by Kevin Mitchell is Batman on Dec 13, 2011 2:27 PM EST up reply actions
He has to know
It is in the top choices when you google his name
Dayman, Fighter of the Nightman, Champion of the Sun
Isn't it obvious?
They’re trying to hammer out Hamels’ extension before the sign and trade. That’s what’s taking them so long.
Tequila and pancakes, anyone?
by Kevin Mitchell is Batman on Dec 13, 2011 2:26 PM EST reply actions
Can't be worse than warm lentil soup.
Tequila and pancakes, anyone?
by Kevin Mitchell is Batman on Dec 13, 2011 2:30 PM EST up reply actions 4 recs
underappreciated comment alert
"Wait, you think I'm being mean to the pretend orangutan?" -- battlekow
hmmm...
tomato basil, chicken noodle, vegetable beef, cream of potato….hmmm….broth….warm milk…then lentil.
Tequila and pancakes, anyone?
by Kevin Mitchell is Batman on Dec 13, 2011 3:17 PM EST up reply actions
I love a good warm milk soup
when I’m feeling short on phlegm.
Mgr., Red Reporter
"Bootsy, you're a superstar right?"
"Twinkle, twinkle, babble."
by RijoSaboCaseyWKRP on Dec 13, 2011 3:24 PM EST up reply actions
And a piece of white bread for dipping!
Mmmmm mmm!
by Charlie Scrabbles on Dec 13, 2011 3:28 PM EST up reply actions
He's #44?
Swoon. Now I’m really rooting for him!
Follow on Twitter: @jluckhaupt. Buy The Wire-to-Wire Reds today!
Don't forget:
Chili, Cincinnati-style chili, pumpkin soup, split pea with ham, lobster bisque, broccoli cheese, chicken tortilla, matzo ball…
All of these are better than lentil. And I like lentil soup.
A hot dog at the ballgame beats roast beef at the Ritz. ~Humphrey Bogart
by PeteyHendrix on Dec 13, 2011 4:18 PM EST up reply actions
I forgot egg drop.
A hot dog at the ballgame beats roast beef at the Ritz. ~Humphrey Bogart
by PeteyHendrix on Dec 13, 2011 8:50 PM EST up reply actions
Matzo ball
My mother-in-law makes the best matzo ball soup. The best!
by Charlie Scrabbles on Dec 13, 2011 8:51 PM EST up reply actions
I like soup
I had chicken and sausage gumbo tonight.
Italian wedding soup is good, too, but I was out of that.
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Only if the only other soups left in the world are
Shit soup
Booger Soup
Mud Soup
and Minestrone Soup
And even then, Lentil finishes 4th (just ahead of minestrone)
And fentanyl ain't that like super-morphine for elephants and soldiers with their head blown off
by RoastBeefKazenzakis on Dec 13, 2011 3:17 PM EST up reply actions 3 recs
I like lentils
but I don’t think lentil soup is in the top 5
Let a man come in and do the Popcorn.
Crum-Bum Beat
I am not a big soup person
I only eat soup when I am sick.
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Fresh onion and black bean soups
Are both excellent with a ribeye
"the only place they lost was the scoreboard"
As long as there are no raisins or walnuts in it
/otherthread’d
It feels so nice to be back to normal
I voted for no trade.
I like Shields the best, but I don’t love him. He had a 2010 season where he led the AL in hits, earned runs, and home runs allowed, and while he’s been an innings eater for sure, he doesn’t strike me as a guy I’d trade 2 top 60 prospects and more for. He’d be an upgrade, sure, but just because he may be the best SP available doesn’t mean the Reds should compensate the Rays like he’s the best SP in baseball.
Also, the fact that a notoriously frugal and well run franchise would be selling high after a career season and we’d be biting is a bit worrisome.
All of this is why I advocated using Mesoraco as e trade chip for landing a major SP…I just think he’s the only player the Reds could really make available that would bring back a Hamels, Latos, Haren, or Johnson.
Tequila and pancakes, anyone?
by Kevin Mitchell is Batman on Dec 13, 2011 2:46 PM EST reply actions
Those guys are not going anywhere
They just aren’t.
So we have to try to get what is gettable. I voted for the Gio/Bailey blockbuster, but only because ‘creds is a schlong noggin and didn’t have Gavin Floyd for END/Boxberger as an option.
I don’t think Gio is an ace. I think Shields is better, but I don’t think he’s an ace, either. We’re just gonna hafta make due.
by Charlie Scrabbles on Dec 13, 2011 2:55 PM EST up reply actions
Who would you be willing to give up for Floyd? Because I think the Shields package is probably about what would be demanded.
It feels so nice to be back to normal
I don't think he would cost as much as Shields or Gio
but we’ve been over that. That’s where our disagreement lies/lays/has lain.
by Charlie Scrabbles on Dec 13, 2011 3:13 PM EST up reply actions
We'll see
It feels so nice to be back to normal
by nycredsfan on Dec 13, 2011 5:03 PM EST via mobile up reply actions
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A hot dog at the ballgame beats roast beef at the Ritz. ~Humphrey Bogart
by PeteyHendrix on Dec 13, 2011 5:09 PM EST up reply actions
If KW gets HALF of what you propose for Shields
I will be elated, but it just isn’t gonna happen. We will see indeed.
expectations are premeditated resentments - cheshirecat
I know, I agree.
I said long ago that the type of difference maker we’re looking for would have to be acquired via an “over-pay,” or in other words, we’ll have to wow somebody with something they can’t refuse in order to get a SP that’s a legit top of the rotation guy.
I view Gio and Shields as guys that when they have long stretches of their good stuff can be #2 guys on Division winning teams, but I don’t think either one of them are better than Jered Weaver or Dan Haren, John Lester or Josh Beckett, Carpenter or Wainwright (yuck), or even Greinke or Gallardo. Would they be better than Homer? Sure, but to give up that much of your farm just to get a guy that may not even be the 8th best pitcher in the division is damn near criminal.
Offering Mesoraco, I believe, is the only way the Reds could even tempt negotiations on a guy who is that much better.
Tequila and pancakes, anyone?
by Kevin Mitchell is Batman on Dec 13, 2011 3:01 PM EST up reply actions
and to be clear, when I say 8th best I'm referring to
Carpenter, Wainwright, Greinke, Gallardo, Cueto, Garcia…and maybe Garza or Marcum, too.
Tequila and pancakes, anyone?
by Kevin Mitchell is Batman on Dec 13, 2011 3:03 PM EST up reply actions
Eh. It's not the Reds fault that other teams have multiple legit #1/2 pitchers.
Gio would be in the top 5 in the AL Central, for example.
It feels so nice to be back to normal
I know.
But if I’m going to be emptying most of my AAA roster for a pitcher, I want to make sure that pitcher is going to be good enough to beat his competition more times than not.
I’m just saying I’m not sure that marginal improvement is worth the cost.
Tequila and pancakes, anyone?
by Kevin Mitchell is Batman on Dec 13, 2011 3:15 PM EST up reply actions
Wainwright, Greinke
plus maybe Gallardo, Marcum, and Garza are better than Shields, IMO.
expectations are premeditated resentments - cheshirecat
Wainwright will not be a great pitcher in 2012.
I don’t think anyone has dazzled 12 months out from TJ.
A hot dog at the ballgame beats roast beef at the Ritz. ~Humphrey Bogart
by PeteyHendrix on Dec 13, 2011 4:48 PM EST up reply actions
Yeah TJS usually fucks up 2 to 3 seasons of somebody's career
3 years if there are a few shutdowns and restarts and ineffectiveness when they are on the mound (Volquez circa 2009), the year it takes to recover, and usually the first year back is a struggle, and they usually have spend time on the DL with arm issues their first year back.
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But have anyone of them dealt with the wizardry of Duncan?
Bart: "Dad, what's a Muppet?"
Homer: "Well, it's not quite a mop, not quite a puppet, but man... (laughs, then pauses) So, to answer you question, I don't know."
Chris Carpenter made a slow comeback under Duncan
In 2007 he didn’t have the surgery until late in the season despite only pitching in one game, and he had all sorts of problems in 2008, which ended up putting him in the bullpen.
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Maybe Duncan wasn't a Wizard at that point
Bart: "Dad, what's a Muppet?"
Homer: "Well, it's not quite a mop, not quite a puppet, but man... (laughs, then pauses) So, to answer you question, I don't know."
Kyle Lohse happened in 2008!
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Latos/Felix Hernandez are the only 2 realistic pitchers I can think of that I'd give up Meso for
Hamels only has 1 year left, so no go there. The Angels are in full-on championship mode, so they aren’t trading Haren for anyone. Especially not Meso, after they just traded for a C.
I’d do Johnson, but it’s pretty clear the Marlins won’t.
It feels so nice to be back to normal
What about Ervin Santana?
I thought there were rumblings of him possibly being available.
Let a man come in and do the Popcorn.
Crum-Bum Beat
Mainly from us, I think. I don't think I've seen a credible rumor about that other than pure speculation.
It feels so nice to be back to normal
there was speculation on Twitter after the Wilson signing about them dealing him for
a lesser starter and a bat. I’m not certain what they need offensively, but the Reds have a fair amount of cost controlled 4-5 type guys.
Let a man come in and do the Popcorn.
Crum-Bum Beat
fucking nihilist
@DavefrmLville.....is fun to follow on twiiter!
by Dave from Louisville on Dec 13, 2011 7:34 PM EST up reply actions
Thanks for doing this 'creds
I can see why Walt is dragging his feet on getting something done. With the three speculative pitchers available, none are a slam dunk ace. It’d be different if someone like Grienke or Haren were available, but Gio/James/JJ all have major question marks.
Let a man come in and do the Popcorn.
Crum-Bum Beat
So just trade for all three!!!!!
Send Grandal and Heisey to Atlanta for JJ, Grandal and Wood to Oakland for Gio, and then trade Grandal and Alonso to TB for Shields!!!!!
/every Laker fan who thought the Lakers could trade Pau twice, and wind up with both Dwight Howard and Chris Paul./
And fentanyl ain't that like super-morphine for elephants and soldiers with their head blown off
by RoastBeefKazenzakis on Dec 13, 2011 3:03 PM EST up reply actions
Finally seeing my side of the arguement!
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Fuck that.
I say we link to it in every thread for the next year.
I don’t much cotton to half-measures.
And fentanyl ain't that like super-morphine for elephants and soldiers with their head blown off
by RoastBeefKazenzakis on Dec 13, 2011 3:05 PM EST up reply actions
can you do this for all links?
that would be super convenient for people like me who have 10 minutes a day for internets.
Sure thing.
Tequila and pancakes, anyone?
by Kevin Mitchell is Batman on Dec 13, 2011 3:19 PM EST up reply actions
Have we kicked around the idea of Edwin Jackson?
Walt wouldn’t have to get rid of any of his precious prospects for him. Does he fit in the budget? Is he that much worse than Gio/Danks/JJ?
Let a man come in and do the Popcorn.
Crum-Bum Beat
I would do it
but I don’t think he fits into the budget. I can see him getting something like 3/$36 mil. Maybe even more.
by Charlie Scrabbles on Dec 13, 2011 3:14 PM EST up reply actions
Yeah, I'd definitely take him, but you are correct. Someone's gonna give him too much money.
It feels so nice to be back to normal
shame we are giving that money to Bronson Arroyo
couldn’t just pick up the option and go from there could ya Walt?
Asshole.
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we extended Arroyo
Milwaukee got Greinke.
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Arroyo, comeback player?
Surely we’re snowballing spitballing here.
"You said 'walks' twice."
"I like walks."
I hear Arroyo
has only two STDs left and they are calming down. He’s going to be much better this year.
by Joe Nolan's Neckbeard on Dec 13, 2011 6:16 PM EST up reply actions
That seemed high to me
But he made almost $9 mil last year, and he is coming off a solid season, so I guess it is probably in the ballpark.
And fentanyl ain't that like super-morphine for elephants and soldiers with their head blown off
by RoastBeefKazenzakis on Dec 13, 2011 3:15 PM EST up reply actions
I did, yo! 'member?
I was saying that if the Reds were going to alot roughly $9-10 million for an “ace,” and were going to have to trade a bunch of prospects to do it, why not target a pre-arb pitcher (Latos!) for the trade and then sign a guy like Jackson with the $$.
Adding those 2 makes a lot more sense to me than trading for the guy you’re going to have to pay, too (Shields.)
Tequila and pancakes, anyone?
by Kevin Mitchell is Batman on Dec 13, 2011 3:21 PM EST up reply actions
via the Yahoo sidebar
Reds bobbleheads set to Christmas music
#linkpops
Let a man come in and do the Popcorn.
Crum-Bum Beat
I'm confused by those videos
I understand that not everthing needs to have a point to be worthwhile, but those are just. . . odd.
darthmom: It's like sabremetrics, but for boobs.
imagine what society could produce
if everyone engaged their abilities for good…
"The USA despite its flaws and corruption and overall messiness is still a great and powerful instrument of freedom and hope for the entire world." - Madville
Perhaps silly hobbies like this are what keeps the crazies from killing us all...
…and wearing us as skin suits.
A hot dog at the ballgame beats roast beef at the Ritz. ~Humphrey Bogart
by PeteyHendrix on Dec 15, 2011 7:54 PM EST up reply actions
Certainly that's why universities have physics departments.
Keeps those people off the streets.
"The USA despite its flaws and corruption and overall messiness is still a great and powerful instrument of freedom and hope for the entire world." - Madville
Fay is reporting that the Reds are not in on Willingham
bullet dodged
Let a man come in and do the Popcorn.
Crum-Bum Beat
agreed
If our LFer hits below .250 next year Ill be furious.
@DavefrmLville.....is fun to follow on twiiter!
by Dave from Louisville on Dec 13, 2011 7:37 PM EST up reply actions
Personally, I think you have overestimated the costs for every trade you put in that poll, with the exception of the Gio/Bailey trade perhaps.
I like the work you did here though.
expectations are premeditated resentments - cheshirecat
I hope you are right.
Giving up a haul like that is scary.
Let a man come in and do the Popcorn.
Crum-Bum Beat
I pretty extensively showed my work
And fans tend to overvalue their own players and undervalue others. I was trying to be realistic. Why, specifically, do you think these packages are too much?
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by nycredsfan on Dec 13, 2011 5:10 PM EST via mobile up reply actions
Dude, you nailed the analysis.
Teams that have decent starters " available" can hold potential acquirers over the barrel in terms of haul.
I just don’t know if I’d do it for one of these three.
Tequila and pancakes, anyone?
by Kevin Mitchell is Batman on Dec 13, 2011 6:48 PM EST up reply actions
I was with you a week ago, but fuck it. I want a big deal made.
I mean, look at the Shields and Gio deals. Beyond Yonder/Yasmani, will we really, truly miss any of the players involved?
And those 2 are painful enough, but that’s what we get for not having better in house pitchers. And damnit, if they aren’t trading Votto, man up and build a winning team.
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by nycredsfan on Dec 13, 2011 7:28 PM EST via mobile up reply actions
I haven't voted, because I can't decide which deal is the best
But I do think it’s time to trade some prospects. Prospects are meant to be traded. The Reds can’t put all their big league-ready players on the roster at this point. Might as well trade them for something they need.
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I mean, Walt probably won't be GM too many years after the Votto window closes anyway
I wouldn’t be surprised if this is his last contract as GM, and when it ends he either retires, or becomes GM Emeritus like John Scherholtz or Terry Ryan (prior to being made interim GM).
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he's only 60
Not that old. I think he is planning to stick around. He doesn’t want one or two good years, then another 15 years of suckitude.
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Tony Larussa is 7 years older than Walt Jocketty, wow
"Wait, you think I'm being mean to the pretend orangutan?" -- battlekow
Walt
is two years younger than Dusty Baker.
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Walt's also been doing this for a while
I do not know Walt personally, but given his age, and that he has won a World Series, and has had plenty of success, I wouldn’t be surprised if he retires from being the GM, and returns to his original role with Cincinnati, as the President of Baseball Operations. Double that if he can win a World Series.
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I think these packages are too much
because as has been stated, none of these potential targets are “true aces” in the mold of Haren, Greinke, Lee (twice), Halladay, Sabathia, or Johan Santana, to give a number of recent examples. These are not all apples-to-apples comparisons because of contract differences, but without question all of those pitchers are better than anything we are looking at. And the packages you are proposing are better than what was given up for any of those pitchers when they were traded. Significantly better than some, for pitchers who are not as good. I realize you are trying to be realistic, and I shake my head too when people suggest Sappelt+Wood for Marcum type ideas, but this is going too far the other way. This is just IMHO. I appreciate the work you did, but I think I’m still allowed to disagree.
expectations are premeditated resentments - cheshirecat
I don't think it matters if they're true #1's or #2's
Market supply and demand dictates price, that’s why comparing this year to that doesn’t make sense. The market in which that trade gets Grienke is gone. I honestly don’t think we’re giving up enough in 2 of the above trades.
Must mean nyc did a good job if people are bitching about the trades from both directions.
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by Dave from Louisville on Dec 13, 2011 9:22 PM EST up reply actions
So if Bruce Chen were the best pitcher available on the market,
we’d be talking about giving up packages mentioned above? No, I don’t agree with this statement. The price is determined by how good a player is compared to his peers, not just the available ones.
expectations are premeditated resentments - cheshirecat
Well, no. Of course pitcher quality matters.
But Shields/Gio are a lot closer to #1s than they are to #4/5s. And market matters too.
Besides, the trade I proposed for Shields is very, very similar to the one the Cubs made for Garza, and they are very similar pitchers in very similar situations.
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+1
the market pushes #2’s into #1 trade status not #4’s into #1’s
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by Dave from Louisville on Dec 14, 2011 9:22 PM EST up reply actions
That is an over simplification and you know it
market and quality go together.
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by Yossarian22 on Dec 14, 2011 10:29 AM EST up reply actions
i am recing this for being able to apply this photo to my statement.
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by Yossarian22 on Dec 14, 2011 10:32 AM EST up reply actions
Boy, am I glad you gave us an explanation
by Charlie Scrabbles on Dec 14, 2011 10:40 AM EST up reply actions
Ha!
beat me to it.
"You said 'walks' twice."
"I like walks."
by Cy Schourek on Dec 14, 2011 10:49 AM EST up reply actions
I maintain that "Rec'd because it's your birthday"
was my greatest jab in all my years at Red Reporter.
"You said 'walks' twice."
"I like walks."
by Cy Schourek on Dec 14, 2011 10:50 AM EST up reply actions
It was a simplification
in response to a simplification in the opposite direction
expectations are premeditated resentments - cheshirecat
Eh. Lots of apples to oranges there.
You cite some mid-season trades, a whole bunch of trades for 1 season of a pitcher, and I think you are either overvaluing our guys, forgetting the value of some of the prospects in those deals, or both.
I cited trades with much more relevance to the current situation.
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by nycredsfan on Dec 13, 2011 11:00 PM EST via mobile up reply actions
But you also went on to increase the price we pay compared to an actually comparable package
Garza’s comparable package from the Reds was Grandal, Hamilton, Sappelt, throw-in. That’s fine, I’d happily do that trade every day of the week.
But then you said our actual offer should be Mesoraco, Alonso, Sappelt, Wood, which is hugely different and more valuable than the original and supposedly comparable package.
I realize apples-to-apples is hard to do, but you did pretty much the same thing you complained about me doing with the Cahill/Gonzalez comparison. You said Cahill brought back a top-40 and a 4th outfielder. Then you state all the reasons why this really isn’t a very good comparison for Gonzalez, and say that the package should be Grandal, Alonso, Sappelt, 4th player. The difference between those two packages is absolutely enormous.
If Cahill is a trade with much more relevance, then how did you still derive such a discrepancy between what Cahill commanded in trade and what Gonzalez should command?
We could still go the other way: Dan Haren was traded when he still had 3 more years of control at an awesome price, and he is definitely better than anyone we’re looking at, and he commanded a package along the lines of Leake/Bailey + Frazier.
expectations are premeditated resentments - cheshirecat
I'm accounting for the differences in their situation
I’m said pretty clearly that a catcher, Alonso, Sappelt, and 4th player would be similar to what the Cubs gave for Garza. BUT, the Rays were looking to deal Garza but have made it clear they don’t want to deal Shields. That drives the price up. And I think the difference between a throw-in and Travis Wood is pretty reasonable to account for that difference.
Re: Cahill, I said Gio is a superior pitcher, meaning that you’d probably need to add a top 100 prospect (and maybe a 4th player) to the Cahill package to make it realistic. That’s Alonso and the 4th player.
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Agree. The market changes all the time depending on how willing the sellers are.
It’s really too bad we didn’t make a push last winter, when Kansas City and Tampa acknowledged that they were looking to deal good starters.
I wonder if the Reds are better off waiting till June or July. I know Ubaldo cost quite a bit, but that’s not always the case. More teams realize they’re out of it at that point in the season.
Dang! Its been hard enough to wait out the first month of the offseason!
Tequila and pancakes, anyone?
by Kevin Mitchell is Batman on Dec 14, 2011 9:52 AM EST up reply actions
But then in July, teams say they'll wait until the offseason to deal, when they'll have more suitors
Also, if Walt does nothing this offseason there could be a fan revolt. I think he feels the pressure.
OTOH, I am hopeful that prices come down eventually. It’s easy in early December to make ridiculous demands, but when no one bites, you either lower your demands or keep your player. In the Rays case, I think they’ll be fine with that (which is why I don’t think Shields will come one cent cheaper than the package I proposed), but in the As case, Beane will flinch and accept a lesser deal at some point.
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by nycredsfan on Dec 14, 2011 10:00 AM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Yeah, what I meant is
that it seems like in July, teams with parts to trade say they’ll just wait until the offseason when they’ll have more suitors.
That’s what the Rox did with Ubaldo. I know they ended up trading him, but I think that’s why they got such an overpay. CLE knew that the Rox would have a lot more interested teams in the offseason.
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Unlike us
Walt is extremely patient. I think he has a deal for Shields sitting in front of him, but it includes either Hamilton or Mesoraco. Let’s face it, if the Rays don’t trade Shields to us, he isn’t getting traded. They’ll trade Wade Davis before they trade Shields for a less than optimal package.
So its a staring contect.
@DavefrmLville.....is fun to follow on twiiter!
by Dave from Louisville on Dec 14, 2011 9:39 PM EST up reply actions
I'd trade Hamilton in a heartbeat
The Rays would probably love him. They love them some speed on the basepaths.
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I would give up 5 B, B- guys before giving up Hamilton
Wood, Sappelt, Boxy, DiDi, Soto….. I think Hamilton has the POTENTIAL to be worth more than the sum of those guys.
@DavefrmLville.....is fun to follow on twiiter!
by Dave from Louisville on Dec 15, 2011 1:01 AM EST up reply actions
maybe you would
But I don’t think Walt would let Billy Hamilton hold up a deal. Mesoraco, maybe. Not Hamilton.
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I hope you are right
Hamilton is RAW and far from any sort of sure thing
expectations are premeditated resentments - cheshirecat
the Reds can get ANOTHER starter in July!
"You said 'walks' twice."
"I like walks."
by Cy Schourek on Dec 14, 2011 10:17 AM EST up reply actions
Actually
if the Reds can get a 200 inning work horse who can give them an ERA+ between 95 and 105, that guy along with Cueto and Leake, will keep the Reds in contention until July, and they could look to add a real ace mid season for the final push and playoffs.
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by Yossarian22 on Dec 14, 2011 10:31 AM EST up reply actions
That'd be ideal.
If they get a guy now who has some years of control left they can blow one good prospect on a 3 month rental ace in July. Assuming one is available, of course. But usually a rental is available more often than a guy like Jimenez.
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That's kind of why I thought we should've gone after Cahill
not that he’s a workhorse, per se, but he would’ve been a solid mid-rotation guy who came much cheaper and his skillset would have played very well in Cincy. Then you take the major trade chips you kept in not selling the farm for Gio/Shields and flip them for a stud at the deadline. Lots of variables here, but if everything had worked out, it would have been ideal
Fuck lion say what! i got a fuck lion now come fuck wit me
Yeah, now that we see what it cost, I would've done it too.
Alonso and Sappelt? Sure, why not.
But the only problem there is that he’s probably #3 behind Cueto/Leake, and there is a very real chance that one of Bailey/Volquez/Wood could be better than him in 2012. In which case you’ve given up a prime trade chip for a #4 starter.
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I do not really like your logic here
You say it is okay to trade for a 200 inning guy, but then you say they shouldn’t because he will be the 4th starter.
I think the issue is out of Cueto, Leake, Arroyo, Wood, Volquez, Bailey, and Chapman, we have no guarantees from any of them. Can Cueto throw 200 innings, also is 2010 more him than 2011? Can Leake throw 200 innings? Probably but he has yet to do it? Can Arroyo rebound? Who fucking knows I wouldn’t bet either way. Does Wood have the stuff to be an MLB starting pitcher? What the fuck will Bailey do? Who fucking knows? Can Volquez get his head on straight? Probably not. What about Chapman? He could be Gravey but should not expected to be the main course.
Really Cueto and Leake are the best bets to provide positive contributions, the Reds really need one more dependable guy and hope that two rather than three out of the Arroyo, Wood, Bailey, Volquez, Chapman, group can step up and provide quality starts in 2012. Get an ace at the deadline, get a workhorse now. This is my new position.
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by Yossarian22 on Dec 14, 2011 12:35 PM EST up reply actions
I don't really like your reading comprehension skills
Yeah, now that we see what it cost, I would’ve done it too.
Alonso and Sappelt? Sure, why not
I just said it was less than ideal. And I like Cahill, but he’s a #3 starter at best. Which will help the team for sure, but by trading Alonso you are weakening LF AND symbolically going all in for the Votto window. For a #3 starter. Just isn’t the best course of action, IMO. Still, I would’ve done it.
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i know you said what was in the block
but then you completely contradicted yourself. The problem is you are thinking of him as the number 3/4 starter on the team rather than filling a need.
Contributing little more than than snark and wittiness to SBN since 2007.
Sure. Acquiring a backup SS fills a team need too.
Doesn’t mean I want to trade Yonder Alonso for one.
I was simply looking at multiple sides of the problem and realizing there isn’t a simple solution. You must be a Republican.
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For god's sake man, please don't
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by jch24 on Dec 14, 2011 1:35 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
I'm just trying to needle him a little,
since he’s picking on me for no apparent reason.
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but I thought
every day is pick on ’creds day!
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Let us take this all the way to the side as we argue semantics
and lets take our dicks out and measure them too!
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Let's bring out tired, if inaccurate, cliches about me to get recs and win popular support!
You started this, which you seem to be doing a lot lately. I think you need a girlfriend.
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nah, i just need to not procrastinate on what I really need to do
RR has been my favorite procrastination device since 2007!
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I'm not convinced Cahill is an improvement on our surrent situation
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by Dave from Louisville on Dec 14, 2011 9:41 PM EST up reply actions
x

"You said 'walks' twice."
"I like walks."
by Cy Schourek on Dec 14, 2011 10:21 PM EST up reply actions
You were named after THE DOG??
Tequila and pancakes, anyone?
by Kevin Mitchell is Batman on Dec 14, 2011 10:30 PM EST up reply actions
SURELY there's another person on RR who has Last Crusade (the best Indy) memorized.
"You said 'walks' twice."
"I like walks."
by Cy Schourek on Dec 14, 2011 10:48 PM EST up reply actions
"Dad, we're well out of range."
Wear something sexy to my funeral.
by Pops Daniels on Dec 14, 2011 11:24 PM EST up reply actions
"Fly? Yes."
“Land? NO.”
Tequila and pancakes, anyone?
by Kevin Mitchell is Batman on Dec 14, 2011 11:34 PM EST up reply actions
No ticket!
A hot dog at the ballgame beats roast beef at the Ritz. ~Humphrey Bogart
by PeteyHendrix on Dec 15, 2011 7:31 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
"Our situation has not improved."
Full disclosure: recollection was vague, received internet assist.
"The USA despite its flaws and corruption and overall messiness is still a great and powerful instrument of freedom and hope for the entire world." - Madville
He chose
poorly
The ends justify the means
by Highlifeman21 on Dec 16, 2011 12:41 AM EST up reply actions
Edinson Volquez, come on down!!!
"Wait, you think I'm being mean to the pretend orangutan?" -- battlekow
Am I alone?
In thinking Grandal, Hamilton > Mesoraco, Alonso, Wood ?
I would be okay if we fast tracked Grandal and traded Mesoraco. Just because we have 2 really really good catchers I think we tend to forget how good Grandal is. We got LUCKY he fell to us in the draft, and now we have the luxury of excess. some people were projecting him at as a top 4 pick.
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by Dave from Louisville on Dec 14, 2011 9:32 PM EST up reply actions
I am, and have been, a huge Grandal fan.
The last thing I want to do is trade him, but the moment the Reds let CMM walk spelled the end of his time here…for that means that Mesoraco isn’t going anywhere.
Tequila and pancakes, anyone?
by Kevin Mitchell is Batman on Dec 14, 2011 10:00 PM EST up reply actions
I too believe Grandal will be better than Meso.
Wear something sexy to my funeral.
by Pops Daniels on Dec 14, 2011 11:25 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Agreed.
Wear something sexy to my funeral.
by Pops Daniels on Dec 15, 2011 9:15 AM EST up reply actions
And even if Grandal is eventually better,
Meso 100%, without a doubt, has more trade value right now. Being league-ready matters, for one.
Also, you won’t find any prospect people who rate Grandal higher, offensively or defensively. That doesn’t mean they aren’t wrong, but it does mean that Meso has a lot more value in a trade right now.
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I think you probably are
because if Meso~Grandal (which is arguably fair), Alonso+Wood is >>>>>>Hamilton. Heck, Wood~Hamilton, before you even get to Alonso.
expectations are premeditated resentments - cheshirecat
Alonso>>Wood
Meso>Grandal
A hot dog at the ballgame beats roast beef at the Ritz. ~Humphrey Bogart
by PeteyHendrix on Dec 15, 2011 7:32 PM EST up reply actions
I do any of those trades
But I rank them 1. Shields, 2. Gio/Bailey
I could care less if we “overpay” for a SP as long as we do not trade people we need for 2012 and 2013. I really really try not to trade Hamilton, Mesoraco, or Boxberger and whichever team will trade a deal not involving those guys is likely the trade I make.
As long as Alonso and Grandal are the centerpieces, and the SP is hear for 2 years and is good, I’m cool with it.
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by Dave from Louisville on Dec 13, 2011 7:55 PM EST reply actions
You think Hamilton will be ready in 2013?
Isn’t that quick?
Bart: "Dad, what's a Muppet?"
Homer: "Well, it's not quite a mop, not quite a puppet, but man... (laughs, then pauses) So, to answer you question, I don't know."
I believe he was saying that he wouldn't trade people we need in 2013, but in addition he'd try his best not to trade Hamilton just because he's an awesome prospect.
I would really like to see someone steal 100 bases for the Reds
As a fan, I think a dominant baserunner is the most exciting thing to watch in baseball.
@DavefrmLville.....is fun to follow on twiiter!
by Dave from Louisville on Dec 13, 2011 8:07 PM EST up reply actions
bring back Willy Taveras!
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I disagree

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by Slyde on Dec 13, 2011 8:10 PM EST up reply actions 2 recs
I'd steal first, second, third, and home before she knew what happened
I’m that quick.
"Wait, you think I'm being mean to the pretend orangutan?" -- battlekow
i am confused
are you saying you would run around the diamond she is in without her noticing?
Are you saying you would rape her?
Are you saying you ejaculate prematurely?
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JCH doesn't believe in "premature ejaculation."
If he ejaculates, it was right on time!
by sexsalad on Dec 13, 2011 8:16 PM EST up reply actions 8 recs
i shouldn't have laughed this much at that.
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how was this not green'd yet?
y’all don’t know funny very well
quick draw McGraw, eh?
Poor Peach.
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by BubbaFan on Dec 13, 2011 8:14 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
C
(how far are you comfortable going with a stranger?)
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I don't know, let's C how it goes
"Wait, you think I'm being mean to the pretend orangutan?" -- battlekow
meh, she looks 16
Tinch’d
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by Dave from Louisville on Dec 13, 2011 8:41 PM EST up reply actions
Forget that.
I want a woman. Not a twee pixie.
Wear something sexy to my funeral.
by Pops Daniels on Dec 13, 2011 9:40 PM EST up reply actions
My honey badger limit was reached some time ago.
I just can’t get too excited about trade speculation anymore.
Ochocinco was talking to an Emerson College class at a restaurant in my neighborhood last night
So we walked two blocks, waved hi, and then went back home. I think he’s the first Bengals player I’ve seen since Jeff Blake at CVG circa 1995.
by Cuetotally Amazing on Dec 14, 2011 9:39 AM EST up reply actions
Craig Krenzel talked to my high school while he was still a Bear.
does that count?
"You said 'walks' twice."
"I like walks."
by Cy Schourek on Dec 14, 2011 10:18 AM EST up reply actions
So, Hornberger says that the A's asked the Marlins for Mike Stanton in return for Gio Gonzalez
In other news, I no longer am interested in Gio Gonzalez.
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Eh, posturing.
He’s probably asked Walt for Chapman and Mesoraco. He won’t get that.
But I do think this reinforces the silly demands being tossed around for “available” starting pitchers.
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I would ask too
Dan Haren trades happen sometimes…
expectations are premeditated resentments - cheshirecat
When will the 2011 Red Reporter Awards be posted?
"Wait, you think I'm being mean to the pretend orangutan?" -- battlekow
I vote for 'creds
Bart: "Dad, what's a Muppet?"
Homer: "Well, it's not quite a mop, not quite a puppet, but man... (laughs, then pauses) So, to answer you question, I don't know."
Maybe
What are the categories?
Bart: "Dad, what's a Muppet?"
Homer: "Well, it's not quite a mop, not quite a puppet, but man... (laughs, then pauses) So, to answer you question, I don't know."
everything
funniest in a good way
funniest in a bad way
most inane
most valuable poster
Rookies of the year
other stuff.
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I'd definitely win all of those. Also, these:
Best Looking
Worst Looking
RR Most Likely To Have Relations With JCH (although, to be fair, this could be all of us)
Least Valuable Commenter
Most Likely To Get In An Argument
Least Likely to Let an Argument Drop
Most Likely To Kill Yossi In His Sleep
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Most Likely To Kill Yossi In His Sleep
Get in fuckin line buddy.
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If only it would make him more intelligible
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by nycredsfan on Dec 13, 2011 8:28 PM EST up reply actions 5 recs
Well, I know I'm better looking than you
But let’s be honest. We all look like Joe Puke Pail compared to weezy.
by Charlie Scrabbles on Dec 13, 2011 8:30 PM EST up reply actions
just go ahead and say it
The ends justify the means
by Highlifeman21 on Dec 16, 2011 12:45 AM EST up reply actions
You haven't met Pops yet, huh?

Wear something sexy to my funeral.
by Pops Daniels on Dec 13, 2011 9:42 PM EST up reply actions
I saw your picture in the paper
weezy’s got you, pal.
by Charlie Scrabbles on Dec 13, 2011 9:54 PM EST up reply actions
You mean the Jean-Robert one?
Yikes. But good for all concerned.
Wear something sexy to my funeral.
by Pops Daniels on Dec 13, 2011 10:53 PM EST up reply actions
It's Mod Idol!
We’ve officially hit rock bottom.
by ken on Dec 14, 2011 8:43 AM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Who ever heard of a talent show with 20,000 contestants?
by FordhamRam on Dec 14, 2011 9:24 AM EST up reply actions 3 recs
Houston tried, but only ended up at 620
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by jch24 on Dec 14, 2011 9:28 AM EST up reply actions 2 recs
Ohhhh gawwdamn
I better get goong on those sit ups I’ve been talking about since 2003.
Tequila and pancakes, anyone?
by Kevin Mitchell is Batman on Dec 14, 2011 9:44 AM EST up reply actions
ok than, here i am. it's an old picture though

Fuck lion say what! i got a fuck lion now come fuck wit me
i was planning on doing this when i quit at wal-mart
but they fired me before i got the chance.
Brevity is the soul of wit.
You got fired from Wal Mart? What the hell did you do, eat a customer?
“Just ate a customer. Tasted like sausage, or snake. Smooth and soft. 10/10 pain for them, but was over quick.”
"Wait, you think I'm being mean to the pretend orangutan?" -- battlekow
my guess?
he probably actually engaged a customer, asked how he could help & then helped the customer.
that kind of stuff just isn’t tolerate at wal-mart
by 'tHan on Dec 14, 2011 8:42 AM EST up reply actions 4 recs
or he got a couple of pay raises and they wanted somebody cheaper
Wal-Mart and other retail places are not afraid of firing expensive workers and replacing them with cheaper workers.
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by Yossarian22 on Dec 14, 2011 8:47 AM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Not just retail places.
NBC just shit-canned a really competent lifer to replace him with an incompetent underling who is a few grand cheaper and has a few weeks less vacation.
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by PeteyHendrix on Dec 14, 2011 8:15 PM EST up reply actions
But the NBC executives get to keep a bigger portion of the profits
so everybody wins!
It sucks, somebody I worked with at my grocery store, who was really good at her job, and very good with customers, was fired for pretty much no reason after 9 years. She probably made $10 an hour and was replaced with somebody who made $7.50 (or whatever minimum wage in Ohio is now) an hour.
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by Yossarian22 on Dec 14, 2011 10:02 PM EST up reply actions
i see what you did there
but i told them i was going to quit at the end of the week because i had been offered another job. 3 hours later they called me into the manager’s office and told i was “being fired because of concerns.” they didn’t elaborate and i didn’t ask. i just handed in my name tag, box cutter, discount card (which i had just gotten the day before) and was told that i could come back to get my check next week. the store i was working at was still under construction, so there weren’t any customers yet.
Brevity is the soul of wit.
nyc posted about a bunch of trades any of us would do yesterday
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by Dave from Louisville on Dec 13, 2011 8:38 PM EST up reply actions
BTW
nice post.
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by Dave from Louisville on Dec 13, 2011 8:50 PM EST up reply actions
Hey what up
Mgr., Red Reporter
"Bootsy, you're a superstar right?"
"Twinkle, twinkle, babble."
by RijoSaboCaseyWKRP on Dec 13, 2011 8:56 PM EST up reply actions
So I am searching AT&T U-Verse Movies
For Che: Part Two (I saw Part One and for some goddamn reason the movies channels only like releasing 1 part of a 2 part series)……….anyways if you type is CHE the third search result is “Cheeks – 8 Bucking Bottoms stuffed with Manflesh.” And I thought to myself – why 8?
Speaking of communists, where the hell has Justin been.
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by Dave from Louisville on Dec 13, 2011 9:10 PM EST reply actions
that asshole stopped posting months ago
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I heard he really wanted to keep posting but had privacy concerns
A real Catch-22.
by ken on Dec 13, 2011 9:54 PM EST up reply actions 3 recs
i don't understand
Cuban government after him?
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by Dave from Louisville on Dec 13, 2011 10:29 PM EST up reply actions
The American Government, Senor
last I heard he was laying low in Mexico waiting for shit to blow over.
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by Yossarian22 on Dec 13, 2011 10:45 PM EST up reply actions
Gone, but not forgotten.
I always feel like he is watching over us.
by Cuetotally Amazing on Dec 14, 2011 9:44 AM EST up reply actions
He lurks from time to time
but he has a real pretty little senorita who takes good care of him down there.
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by Yossarian22 on Dec 14, 2011 10:32 AM EST up reply actions
he is running some shit down there.
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by Yossarian22 on Dec 14, 2011 10:37 AM EST up reply actions
/Heisenberg'd

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by PeteyHendrix on Dec 14, 2011 8:16 PM EST up reply actions
This comparison is ridiculous
Dangerously ridiculous.
by Charlie Scrabbles on Dec 14, 2011 9:13 PM EST up reply actions
no
I miss baseball, dammit.
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That's pretty much all I ever do on RR.
I don’t know much about the stats and the scouting and the trades and the financial parts of baseball, but I can keep up with the best of them when it comes to dick jokes.
I'd trade Billy Hamilton today
His stock will never be higher.
I’d sign JoJo Reyes. If he doesn’t work out as a starter, he’s the lefty the bullpen needs.
I’d see how much money the cash-strapped Mets might be willing to eat of the Jason Bay contract. His numbers would rebound nicely at GABP.
I'm with you on Hamilton, his skillset doesn't play as well in today's game as it did 25 years ago
If he’s as highly regarded as people say he is, turn him into a valuable arm please.
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I agree.
But if they trade him, I’d prefer it as a centerpiece for a deal, or as the second very good player.
i.e., I don’t want him to be the third guy, along with Yasmani/Yonder. Rather, I’d want him to replace one of those 2.
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you know how we keep on harping that there's no legitimate SS prospects in the game?
Billy’s a legitimate shortstop prospect. He’s not much less valuable than Grandal.
"You said 'walks' twice."
"I like walks."
Yeah, but there are questions as to whether he'll stick there
Dude made 39 errors last year at short.
That has nothing to do with it.
Young SS always make lots of errors. Always. Look on BBref at some of the better SS in the game today. You’ll find, almost without exception, that they all made tons of errors in A ball. Some even in AA and AAA.
The questions are around his arm strength, but a guy with that range I think you have to keep at SS.
Also, the questions are whether he’ll ever hit better than Paul Janish.
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I'm more concerned with the hitting than the fielding
"Wait, you think I'm being mean to the pretend orangutan?" -- battlekow
Yep.
And your point about his skillset not being ideal for today’s game is a good one. Also, his skillset is not ideal for GABP. He won’t really get any extra homers because of the short fences, but the small OF dimensions will probably deny him of a few doubles and triples. He’d be best suited to play in a Citi Field or Oakland Stadium where he could hit it into the gap and run for days.
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whats the status of the Reds' switch hitting experiment with him?
Busted idea? Work in progress? Taking away valuable experience as a RHB?
I haven’t really heard any updates, but I feel like that had to have affected his numbers last season.
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by Kevin Mitchell is Batman on Dec 14, 2011 9:47 AM EST up reply actions
Oh, it's on like Donkey Kong.
The reason they are doing it is to take advantage of his speed, so hitting from the left side allows him to get down to 1B even faster on bunts and infield hits.
And IIRC, by the end of the season his numbers as a LHH were as good or better than those as a RHH.
If he can keep the walks where they are and cut down on the Ks I think he’d be a nice leadoff hitter someday while playing good defense at short. That’s a tall order, though.
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I just wonder if that makes him more or less attractive to other teams.
Right now, I mean, since its obviously a long term commitment. I just feel like it might scare a few teams off for now since they’ll have to back off and reevaluate.
Walt’s already said he’s off-limits though, so I guess this while comment has been a bigfat waste of time.
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by Kevin Mitchell is Batman on Dec 14, 2011 9:56 AM EST up reply actions
Yeah. It's kind of hard to make trades when all of your good prospects are off limits.
Walt: “We’d like one of your pitchers. Preferably James Shields.”
Friedman: “OK. I want Devin Mesoraco and Yonder Alonso.”
Walt: “Can I interest you in Denis Phipps instead? Look how good he hit last year!”
Friedman: “umm. OK, how about Grandal and Alonso?”
Walt: “Hey, check out Chris Valaika! He’s major league ready and everything! And since I like you, I’ll even throw in Kris Negron!”
Click.
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by nycredsfan on Dec 14, 2011 10:03 AM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Walt does Grandal and Alonso in a second
Price is higher
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by Dave from Louisville on Dec 14, 2011 9:56 PM EST up reply actions
I'm not sure that he does.
I still think he’s trying to pull something off without giving up Grandal.
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I don't think we are worried about his "attractiveness"
because he is untradable, period. Once a scout/GM see’s Billy play they are in love with him.
Keep in mind all prospect rankings are done with mostly a stats influence. The really good guys stick out no matter what, but guys like Hamilton with “SPEED” a super++++premium tool tend to get neglected if they haven’t developed the bat yet.
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by Dave from Louisville on Dec 14, 2011 9:55 PM EST up reply actions
So much wrong in this statement.
For one, the Project Prospect guys hate Hamilton. Hate him. And say what you want about them, their Top 100 lists have been the best predictors of success the last 5 years.
Also, very few prospect rankings are done with mostly a stats influence. John Sickels is one, I think. But BA weighs heavily toward scouting and tools. So does BP.
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Goddam
if he can end up in the NL West with Petco, Coors, Chavez, and [whatever is there instead of Candlestick] he could do some real damage.
"You said 'walks' twice."
"I like walks."
by Cy Schourek on Dec 14, 2011 10:20 AM EST up reply actions
I think he's too far away from the big leagues
There are a lot of promising young SS prospects. It’s big leaguers (or near big league ready) players who are in short supply. SS is a position where players often don’t stick, either due to their bats or gloves.
Billy’s in A-ball now. In A-ball, Frazier, Valaika, Cozart, even Janish were promising prospects.
I don’t think you can say a SS in A-ball is as valuable as a catcher in AAA.
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You're right.
I meant more in terms of prospect scarcity, SS is right there with C.
"You said 'walks' twice."
"I like walks."
by Cy Schourek on Dec 14, 2011 10:20 AM EST up reply actions
I'm sorry but none of those guys stoel 100 BASES!
Billy is ridiculous fast, and athletic. I just don’t think you trade talent like that.
When someone talks about trading Billy it reminds me of when people talked about trading Josh Hamilton. After I saw Josh make that throw in spring training, you all know which one I am talking about…. it makes you think they are special. Joey is a great hitter, but he will never be as athletic or special as Josh. If Josh doesn’t become a crackhead, noone ever thinks about trading him ever. If Billy can learn to hit at an AVERAGE level, he is special because his speed changes games.
Not even Ricky Henderson stole 100 bases and his minor leage OBP was .420
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by Dave from Louisville on Dec 14, 2011 10:08 PM EST up reply actions
This is why I was so surprised that you're a chemist
It’s not your writing. It’s that you’re so emotional. You make arguments on feelings, not fact. Absolutely nothing wrong with that. It’s just not what I expected from a chemist.
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This isn't about emotion, it's about potential
Billy’s got it.
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by Dave from Louisville on Dec 14, 2011 10:56 PM EST up reply actions
it's about the way you make the case
You fell in love with Josh Hamilton based on one throw? I do think it’s possible that a first impression is correct, maybe even more correct than a detailed statistical analysis. But like I said…that’s just not an argument I expect a chemist to make. (And not one I find terribly convincing, though others may disagree.)
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In his defense
I fell in love with him because of that very same throw.
Goodness, just thinking about it gives me the vapors…
by Charlie Scrabbles on Dec 15, 2011 7:57 AM EST up reply actions
I don't even remember the throw
Perhaps I didn’t see it.
But even now, I don’t think Josh Hamilton is untouchable. I think the Reds were right to trade him.
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There is certainly something to be said for selling high
Unfortunately, the pitching.
by Charlie Scrabbles on Dec 15, 2011 10:25 AM EST up reply actions
it wasn't just selling high
There was the whole deal with his babysitter, who just happened to be the brother of the guy they just fired. And the friction within the clubhouse. And his injury history.
I think even if he’d never done drugs, a team like the Reds would have trade him, sooner or later. He’d either be too expensive, or too injury-prone. He needs to be in the AL.
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Exactly.
It should be less about Hamilton and much more about Volquez. Had we traded Josh for someone like Scherzer, Garza, Jurrjens, or another young starter who was pre-arb and injury free, it would all be moot.
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by Kevin Mitchell is Batman on Dec 15, 2011 6:13 PM EST up reply actions
but we couldn'ta got someone like that
Remember, at the time, people put the odds at 50/50 or worse that Hamilton would really stay clean. The Rangers flipped a coin, and it came up tails. Good for them.
"The USA despite its flaws and corruption and overall messiness is still a great and powerful instrument of freedom and hope for the entire world." - Madville
An excellent, oft-forgotten point.
And good for the Rangers.
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by PeteyHendrix on Dec 15, 2011 8:12 PM EST up reply actions
not entirely true.
Each of those pitchers I mentioned (Scherzer, Garza, Jurrjens) all were traded well before their first arbitration year, and none was traded for someone who OPS’d .922 in 337 ABs at the Major League level, much less someone who was a former number 1 overall pick.
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by Kevin Mitchell is Batman on Dec 15, 2011 9:44 PM EST up reply actions
To be fair
Calling Hobbs a former #1 pick who OPS’d .922 in 337 ABs is more than a bit misleading. This isn’t a clean, hard-working, perfectly projectable prospect we’re talking about here.
by Charlie Scrabbles on Dec 15, 2011 10:08 PM EST up reply actions
Totally true.
He also wasn’t exactly your prototypical bum off the street, either.
Had they traded him after spring training it would have been one thing, but he mashed through 90+ games at an All-star level.
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by Kevin Mitchell is Batman on Dec 16, 2011 8:26 AM EST up reply actions
Sure he did
but he also mashed through 3+ years of crack. And then the team fired the brother of his baby sitter. His was a very, very delicate situation, and one of which the team was probably wise to rid themselves. It didn’t really work out for the Reds in the end, but it was a gamble either way. They chose the safe route and didn’t get much of anywhere.
by Charlie Scrabbles on Dec 16, 2011 10:13 AM EST up reply actions
they basically got Volquez as a Rule 5 pick.
Which (if you eliminate the wouldda couldda shoulddas) isn’t a bad move, all told.
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by Kevin Mitchell is Batman on Dec 16, 2011 11:56 AM EST up reply actions
I do it again, to be honest
It didn’t work out at all as planned, but that doesn’t mean the plan was a bad one.
by Charlie Scrabbles on Dec 16, 2011 12:44 PM EST up reply actions
this is why you can't have an argument
clearly the people that wanted hamilton traded were wrong. however, you want to hide behind the “it was the right move at the time” logic.
no it wasn’t. Josh Hamilton has clearly proven he was the better player, the reds should have kept him & the Rangers won the trade by a mile.
no one ever wins when arguing on the internet.
If anyone had said that Hamilton WOULD relapse...
…as he did, all of us would have jumped on that Voltron trade, especially since it was clubhouse-necessary.

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by PeteyHendrix on Dec 16, 2011 3:20 PM EST up reply actions
who hasn't done this, though?
The ends justify the means
by Highlifeman21 on Dec 16, 2011 6:14 PM EST up reply actions
Volquez
the gift that keeps on giving!!
The ends justify the means
by Highlifeman21 on Dec 16, 2011 6:14 PM EST up reply actions
The intangible "that guy is something special" quality is absolutely real in my mind, and I have to think in a rigidly logical way to do my job
There really was something about watching Josh Hamilton in person. I can’t put my finger on it, but you never wanted to walk away for fear that you might miss something incredible.
"Wait, you think I'm being mean to the pretend orangutan?" -- battlekow
Kind of like
when you met me.
Wear something sexy to my funeral.
by Pops Daniels on Dec 15, 2011 9:40 AM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Agreed. I got that feeling about Josh Hamilton too.
But I’ve watched Billy Hamilton play, and I don’t get that sense at all. If anything, I get a sneaking suspicion that he might have a hard time getting the ball out of the infield against AAA teams.
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Having said that, I'd still rather not trade him.
He has the chance to be a special defensive shortstop. But he’s far from untouchable.
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I didn't get that feeling from Hamilton either, seeing him live
But… I did get that feeling from Ronald Torreyes. Seriously.
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by BK on Dec 15, 2011 6:57 PM EST up reply actions
Keep stoking the Torreyes fire guys
I can’t wait for this guy
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Most of the chemists I know are highly irrational.
Then again, I’m related to them, so I may be biased.
Is there a mod so powerful he can ban himself?
by andromache on Dec 14, 2011 11:19 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Yes his stock can get much much higher
How much did Jose reyes just sign for?
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by Dave from Louisville on Dec 14, 2011 9:49 PM EST up reply actions
via MLB Trade Rumors
There are clubs with interest in trading for both Gio Gonzalez and Andrew Bailey and others with interest in both Jair Jurrjens and Martin Prado, but Ken Rosenthal and Jon Paul Morosi of FOX Sports says the Athletics and Braves are likely to deal their players separately to maximize the return.
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Surprise surprise, I would love to see a JJ/Prado deal
Although Prado fell off last year. Was he hurt?
"Wait, you think I'm being mean to the pretend orangutan?" -- battlekow
Yeah, he had a calf problem. Might be related to a very low BABIP last year.
But I don’t know if he fits on our roster. He doesn’t hit enough for LF. If Baker was going to use him as Rolen’s caddy, then maybe. But that position seems to be filled.
That is a fantastic idea
I really like that he can play 1B, 2B, 3B, and LF. Is OPS+ position dependent? If so, how would his be figured?
"Wait, you think I'm being mean to the pretend orangutan?" -- battlekow
Here's how he compares to the average starter at those 4 positions over the last 3 years
Pos AVG OBP SLG Prado .291 .336 .435 1B .271 .353 .464 2B .265 .329 .398 3B .260 .325 .410 LF .267 .335 .431
He shouldn’t start at 1B, but if he’s healthy, he’d be a good option for any of the other spots. However, I don’t think he’s worth acquiring to play LF since he’s merely average for a LF.
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so basically, he'd be a better-hitting Todd Frazier.
With the same problem that 3b, 2b, and 1b are all filled at the moment.
"You said 'walks' twice."
"I like walks."
by Cy Schourek on Dec 14, 2011 10:21 AM EST up reply actions
Well, the big difference being we aren't sure what Frazier will do.
But I agree. He’s not really a good fit for the team right now, especially for what it’ll cost to get him.
/Jurrjens’d
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and he's more expensive than Frazier
pass
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I was thinking about this,
and I wonder if Walt’s “two deals” are for Shields and Bailey. The Reds don’t seem to be that high JJ (thank goodness) and the asking price for Gio seems ridiculous. Add to that that the 2 most persistent rumors we keep hearing are Reds/Rays talk, and that the Reds like Bailey.
So, what do we think of Yasmani/Yonder/Sappelt/Wood for Shields, then DiDi (or maybe Hamilton) and Boxy for Bailey?
I kinda think that might be the best case scenario.
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I still think he makes both those deals
Maybe not at the winter meetings, but you got to make both of those. (except for the Hamilton part)
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by Dave from Louisville on Dec 15, 2011 12:28 AM EST up reply actions
And here it is
Which is worthwhile because the Fox guys say the Reds have shown interest in both As pitchers, but don’t list them as having interest in the Braves guys.
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good lord

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by jch24 on Dec 14, 2011 8:40 AM EST up reply actions 1 recs
you die already
I hate you and everything you like
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I'm sorry
that was uncalled for. I like some of the stuff you like.
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by Slyde on Dec 14, 2011 8:42 AM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Hey, I think I finally solved your mystery by the way
This should explain everything. It was resting after a long flight.
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The music is perfect.
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by Kevin Mitchell is Batman on Dec 14, 2011 9:09 AM EST up reply actions
Astros and Red Sox just made a deal.
Boston gets Mark Melancon. Houston gets Jed Lowrie and Kyle Weiland.
We Are ... Marshall!
by Thundering Turtle on Dec 14, 2011 12:12 PM EST reply actions
That's a good trade both ways, I think
by Charlie Scrabbles on Dec 14, 2011 12:16 PM EST up reply actions
Really good for Houston, unless Lowrie is damaged goods
We lose out on “infinite sadness” jokes in game threads, though.
eh, they're the Astros. Still infinitely sad.
But dang, I really wanted Lowrie.
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"I like walks."
by Cy Schourek on Dec 14, 2011 12:27 PM EST up reply actions
Stanford grad, you know.
Nerds are ballers.
by Cuetotally Amazing on Dec 14, 2011 1:14 PM EST up reply actions
There was a brief moment a few years ago when the Bengals went full angels/devils,
with a roster that included a disproportionate number of both Ivy League grads (and the like) and convicted criminals.
by Cuetotally Amazing on Dec 14, 2011 2:08 PM EST up reply actions
Scott Allen did one...
I’ve simplified and improved that team here:
C – BRAD AUSMUS – DARTMOUTH
1B – LOU GEHRIG – COLUMBIA
2B – EDDIE COLLINS – COLUMBIA
SS – Hughie Jennings – graduated from Cornell Law School and practiced law during the off-season.
3B – RED ROLFE – graduated from Dartmouth in 1931
OF – DOUG GLANVILLE – PENN, president of GK Alliance, which provides intellectual capital for startup companies.
OF – Fernando Perez – COLUMBIA
OF – Gene Larkin – majored in economics and broke most of Gehrig’s records at Columbia
UT – Mark DeRosa – has a degree from the Wharton School of Business
RHSP – Ron Darling – majored in French and Southeast Asian history at Yale
LHSP – JEFF MUSSELMAN – HARVARD
RHRP – Mike Remlinger – As a sophomore at Dartmouth, Remlinger led the NCAA with a 1.59 ERA in 1986
LHRP – Norm Charlton – graduated with a triple major from Rice
BENCH:
SS – EDDIE GRANT – HARVARD
OF – WILL VENABLE – PRINCETON
C – MOE BERG – graduated magna cum laude from Princeton and earned a law degree from Columbia
1B – TONY LUPIEN – HARVARD
UT – FRED TENNEY – BROWN
RHP Jason Szuminski – MIT
RHP – WALTER CLARKSON – HARVARD
RHP – Chris Young – PRINCETON
RHP – Ross Ohlendorf – PRINCETON
RHP – King Lear – PRINCETON
RHP – Frank Herrmann – HARVARD
RHP – Dave Sisler – PRINCETON is the poster child:

Who did I miss?
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by PeteyHendrix on Dec 14, 2011 9:14 PM EST up reply actions
Very cool, thanks for doing that.
I didn’t know Remlinger went to Dartmouth.
by Cuetotally Amazing on Dec 14, 2011 9:50 PM EST up reply actions
I would put Berg back in the starting lineup just because of his spying exploits
Lance Berkman (Rice) in RF. And depending on what you think of Bucknell, Christy Matthewson in the rotation.
Berg couldn't hit worth a shit, tho.
He can spy better from the bench. :)
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by PeteyHendrix on Dec 15, 2011 3:56 PM EST up reply actions
Some additions:
RHP – Ted Lewis – Williams College
LHP – John Cerutti – Amherst
OF – Walt “Piggy” French – US Military Academy
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by PeteyHendrix on Dec 15, 2011 4:16 PM EST up reply actions
And if we include Stanford grads (#6 college in the US per Forbes)...
C – Bob Boone
3B – Steve Beuchele
3B/C – Ed Sprague
OF – Jeffrey Hammonds
RHP – Mike Mussina
RHP – Jim Lonberg
RHP – Jack McDowell
LHP – Al Osuma
RHP/OF – Dick Hall
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by PeteyHendrix on Dec 15, 2011 7:53 PM EST up reply actions
Doug Glanville sure came across dumb whenever he talked on BT
FWIW
expectations are premeditated resentments - cheshirecat
eh, they were going to the AL in a year anyway.
And it’s the ’strohs…there will still be plenty of chances to make melancholy jokes.
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by Kevin Mitchell is Batman on Dec 14, 2011 12:28 PM EST up reply actions
and Brain Aneurys[m] Rodriguez jokes, right?
Fuck lion say what! i got a fuck lion now come fuck wit me
also: they basically traded Klinker and Frazier for someone in the Todd Coffey-Sam LeCure range.
I’m not sure that’s a good trade at all.
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"I like walks."
by Cy Schourek on Dec 14, 2011 12:54 PM EST up reply actions
Melancon > LeCure
He’s a solid back-end bullpen guy and he’s got five years of control left. Or is it four? Either way, the Sawx didn’t give up anything that will hurt them in the long run and the ’stros got a starting SS and a back end rotation guy for a relief pitcher.
by Charlie Scrabbles on Dec 14, 2011 12:57 PM EST up reply actions
We have been agreeing on everything now
good trade for both teams
expectations are premeditated resentments - cheshirecat
ack
Melancon’s going to make the Yankees pay for burying him in AAA, then trading him, isn’t he?
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We might even be happy about it, mightn't we?
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