Reconciling Disappointment, Part 9
Position: Third Base
2011 Innings breakdown: Scott Rolen - 37%
Miguel Cairo - 29%
Todd Frazier - 14%
Juan Francisco - 13%
Paul Janish - 4%
Chris Valaika - 2%
Yonder Alonso - 1%
2011 Composite batting line (over 650 PA):
|
AB |
R |
H |
2B |
3B |
HR |
RBI |
SB |
CS |
BB |
SO |
BA |
OBP |
SLG |
OPS |
|
599 |
76 |
150 |
35 |
5 |
18 |
82 |
5 |
3 |
33 |
104 |
.251 |
.299 |
.412 |
.711 |
|
BABIP |
Contact Rate |
Walk Rate |
Batting Eye |
SBO |
RC/G |
|
.278 |
82.7% |
5.1% |
0.32 |
6.2% |
3.94 |
2011 Composite NL average third baseman batting line (over 650 PA):
|
AB |
R |
H |
2B |
3B |
HR |
RBI |
SB |
CS |
BB |
SO |
BA |
OBP |
SLG |
OPS |
|
588 |
68 |
151 |
32 |
2 |
13 |
70 |
7 |
3 |
49 |
107 |
.257 |
.317 |
.387 |
.705 |
|
BABIP |
Contact Rate |
Walk Rate |
Batting Eye |
SBO |
RC/G |
|
.295 |
81.8% |
7.5% |
0.46 |
7.0% |
4.08 |
2012 Contract status:
Rolen - signed through 2012
Cairo - signed through 2012
Frazier - not yet arbitration eligible
Francisco - not yet arbitration eligible
Janish - arbitration eligible (1st arb year)
Valaika - not yet arbitration eligible
Alonso - not yet arbitration eligible
Advanced minor league depth:
Eric Campbell - age 25, 927 OPS at A+, AA
Mike Costanzo - age 27, 752 OPS at AA, AAA
Jake Kahaulelio - age 26, 639 OPS at A+, AA
Relative win increase, 2011 vs. 2010: -3
Brief summary of 2011: Well, at least we had an all-star at the position. Rolen's injury-plagued and ineffective year was a severe reminder of how important a cog he is. Particularly shocking is that OBP number above, as a player with a career BB% rate over 10% suddenly found himself below 4% in the metric. Pitchers had little to fear, and they showed it. The position also was constantly disjointed, as even without Rolen, there was not a primary backup. Cairo played well, all things considered...and one of the pertinent considerations is that he's older and has historically been a marginal player. Beyond that, the Reds failed to establish just who the third baseman of the future is. Neither Frazier nor Francisco were particularly impressive, and neither are so particularly young anymore.
Way too early knee-jerk outlook for 2012: All of the four primary recipients of 3B playing time in 2011 are candidates to receive significant playing time in 2012, but the one at the bottom of the pecking order (Cairo) is the one most likely to play worse next year, leading to a strange feeling of optimism for this spot. Rolen has been too good for too long to not forecast some level of bounce back, although as always, the health is the key. Both Frazier and Francisco remain enigmas, but are on the upward pointing side of the development curve. If it were my club, I would pencil in Rolen and Francisco as a platoon of sorts, hope some hardcore discipline development kicks in for the Destroyer of Children, and groom Frazier to be the next second baseman. At any rate, mark me down as saying this position can not possibly be worse next year.
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can't possibly be worse?
But the Reds’ composite third baseman was better than league average. I’m kind of surprised you have third baseman so low on your least-to-most culpable list. Rolen might have been a disappointment, Cairo might have been playing above his head, but the results were okay. Better than okay. With the stick and the glove.
And I think END was fine in his brief callup. In particular, his defense was improved enough that I’m comfortable with him at 3B. He showed the monster power that’s always been his strong suit. The league might adjust to him next year, but for now I can live with a Rolen-END platoon.
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I’m oddly bullish on Francisco
Perhaps winter has gone to my head. His DWL numbers have him at a 0.333/0.399/0.465 line this year in ~140 PA, and what we saw of him at the end of last year seemed to be decent. Small sample size and inferior competition caveats apply, but if he can post a 0.320 OBP while maintaining some pop with decent defense at third, he may actually be a relevant player there for the next few years.
Roar.
That line isn't that different from what he always does in the DWL.
Not saying it’s meaningless, just that it doesn’t really mean anything.
It feels so nice to be back to normal
So yer telling me there's a chance!

Tequila and pancakes, anyone?
by Kevin Mitchell is Batman on Nov 30, 2011 10:47 AM EST up reply actions 4 recs
And all he does at the big league level
Is mash them taters.
A dope trailer is no place for a kitty.
by GlennBraggsSwingAndMissBrokenBat on Nov 30, 2011 2:11 PM EST up reply actions
Actually, he has shown a lot less power in the majors than he did in the minors
That’s why I’m not too excited about his MLB numbers. The sample size is small enough that his OBP is league average and his ISO (.164) is just above league average.
Compare that to his minor league OBP (.317) and his minor league ISO (.216) and that’s enough to tell me that the END we’ve seen so far for the Reds is not at all the real END.
It feels so nice to be back to normal
Yeah, well, SSS. Gayhole.
I know I’m right about END, just like I was about Leake.
When spring comes around, we will have an avatar bet. You can start thinking of ways to weasel out of it now, just as I’ll be thinking of various ways to invite you to suck it.
A dope trailer is no place for a kitty.
by GlennBraggsSwingAndMissBrokenBat on Nov 30, 2011 4:00 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Blogfight!
"the only place they lost was the scoreboard"
by Ewok on Nov 30, 2011 4:10 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
^^ This dude is gonna lose a LOT of bets re: Juan Fransissyco ^^
"Wait, you think I'm being mean to the pretend orangutan?" -- battlekow
The invitations will be gold embossed.
A dope trailer is no place for a kitty.
by GlennBraggsSwingAndMissBrokenBat on Nov 30, 2011 4:42 PM EST up reply actions
They make gold embossed evite?
"Wait, you think I'm being mean to the pretend orangutan?" -- battlekow
It's DIY - the gold embossing stuff comes through snail mail and you get to stick it to your computer screen.
Is there a mod so powerful he can ban himself?
The adhesive may or may not be my dehydrated semen.
A dope trailer is no place for a kitty.
by GlennBraggsSwingAndMissBrokenBat on Nov 30, 2011 5:38 PM EST up reply actions
but it wouldn't be sticky if it was dehydrated
/logic’d
Joey Votto on Colin Cowherd: "I don’t know who he is"
No no no... when you get it, it's dehydrated.
You add water upon reception. It’s like sea monkeys.
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by GlennBraggsSwingAndMissBrokenBat on Nov 30, 2011 5:49 PM EST up reply actions
you should chisel them in stone
The ends justify the means
by Highlifeman21 on Dec 3, 2011 12:09 AM EST up reply actions
It's interesting how similar END & Tawd's MLB lines were last year
In my world, you have END as Rolen’s caddy and Frazier as the super-sub for every position besides SS/CF/C. I’m just not sure if this will actually happen.
"You said 'walks' twice."
"I like walks."
by Cy Schourek on Nov 30, 2011 11:16 AM EST up reply actions
Frazier will likely be Cairo's backup
And as long as Cairo plays like he has these past few years, that should be fine.
by Charlie Scrabbles on Nov 30, 2011 11:19 AM EST up reply actions
I guess that's accurate
if Cairo begins to falter, he can be DFA’d without too much sorrow. If he doesn’t falter, even better!
"You said 'walks' twice."
"I like walks."
by Cy Schourek on Nov 30, 2011 11:25 AM EST up reply actions
I get the feeling
and it’s really just a hunch, that Cairo is one of Dusty’s boys – and that’s not necessarily a bad thing. He’s a tremendous clubhouse guy by all accounts and I think that, combined with his recent performance, is going to give him a very long leash. And considering his sub role, he likely (hopefully) won’t have much opportunity to play every day and fail. So it’s hard to envision a scenario where Cairo gets DFA’d and we are still giving enough of a shit about the team to care.
by Charlie Scrabbles on Nov 30, 2011 11:34 AM EST up reply actions
We've been over this many times
There isn’t room for all of them on the roster.
Typically a team carries 2 backup INF and 2 backup OF. The backup C makes up the last bat on the bench.
So Cairo takes 1 backup INF spot. Then you could maybe call Frazier the 4th OF. So that leaves 1 OF spot and 1 INF spot. I think we all know that they will sign an old, sucky SS to be the backup, so that takes up the last INF spot. Unless they call END the 5th OF, they won’t all be on the roster.
And this all assumes that Alonso is traded and Heisey is the starting LF. If both Alonso and Heisey are still on the roster, it gets even more crowded.
They could do that in theory (Have END as the 5th OF) but it wouldn’t be smart. Plus, they won’t, because then Dusty doesn’t have his required backup CFer.
All of this to say, Cairo needs to be gone, but instead, either Todd or END will not be on the roster because of him.
It feels so nice to be back to normal
Frazier doesn't have to be on the big league roster to be Cairo's backup
by Charlie Scrabbles on Nov 30, 2011 11:38 AM EST up reply actions
But keeping him in AAA for a third year while leaving Cairo on the team would be really dumb.
IMHO, of course.
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I like Frazier plenty
and I think he’ll get at least 200 PAs this season. But Cairo is still good at what he does. It’s tough to send Tawd back to AAA, but the depth is a very good thing.
There’s also a very real possibility that he gets traded this winter. So there’s that.
by Charlie Scrabbles on Nov 30, 2011 11:50 AM EST up reply actions
Yeah.
Thing is, Frazier hit about as well as Cairo last year, in his SSS. And he was weighed down by a very low BABIP. And he (IMO) plays better defense than Cairo, AND is much more versatile. I’d take Todd defensively over Cairo at 1B, 3B, SS, and the corner OF.
He has much more offensive upside and plays better defense. Given all of the crappy UT infielder signings we see every year, I’ve gotta think there’d be a trade market for Cairo.
It feels so nice to be back to normal
a 37 year old utility infielder?
Bart: "Dad, what's a Muppet?"
Homer: "Well, it's not quite a mop, not quite a puppet, but man... (laughs, then pauses) So, to answer you question, I don't know."
see: Carroll, Jamey ; Kennedy, Adam ; DeRosa, Mark
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by Kevin Mitchell is Batman on Nov 30, 2011 12:18 PM EST up reply actions
Jeez, is Rey Ordonez still kicking around somewhere?
"You said 'walks' twice."
"I like walks."
by Cy Schourek on Nov 30, 2011 12:31 PM EST up reply actions
Agreed basically,
but Cairo is a pretty darned good fielder. I’d put him in front of Frazier, myself. And the whole “clubhouse presence” thing has to be weighted a bit.
I agree with you in general, but I lean more towards Scrabbles’ prediction that Frazier is going to get his. I don’t see Cairo going anywhere unless a team really bowls the Reds over with a trade. Which I don’t see happening.
"You said 'walks' twice."
"I like walks."
by Cy Schourek on Nov 30, 2011 12:13 PM EST up reply actions
I don't want to get rid of all our veterans
This game is still played by human beings. Its good to have veteran leaders on the club. If Cairo and Frazier are close statistically, then I want the veteran. If this team had stars who were also veteran leaders, then it wouldn’t be so important,but we don’t.
The season doesn't start until the Cincinnati Reds take the field! Reclaim The Opener!!
YOU IDIOT
This game is most certainly not played by human beings.

by Cuetotally Amazing on Nov 30, 2011 2:49 PM EST up reply actions
Your mother was a snow blower!

Dayman, Fighter of the Nightman, Champion of the Sun
by btcoop71 on Nov 30, 2011 2:58 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
More like Stan Javier with them 'brows

Calmer than you are.
by 3 Fast 3 Furious on Nov 30, 2011 3:24 PM EST up reply actions
both wrong

"You said 'walks' twice."
"I like walks."
by Cy Schourek on Nov 30, 2011 3:25 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Anthony Davis needs to be in this discussion somewhere

"Wait, you think I'm being mean to the pretend orangutan?" -- battlekow
Good geeze, a Stan Javier reference.
Didn’t see that one coming anytime soon.
Who’s up next? Rico Brogna?
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by Kevin Mitchell is Batman on Nov 30, 2011 3:26 PM EST up reply actions
Close
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by Kevin Mitchell is Batman on Nov 30, 2011 3:29 PM EST up reply actions
it's amazing
how even young Jeff Blauser looked about 60 years old.
"You said 'walks' twice."
"I like walks."
While Mark Lemke looked like a young boy who was being abused by someone he trusted.
A dope trailer is no place for a kitty.
by GlennBraggsSwingAndMissBrokenBat on Nov 30, 2011 4:01 PM EST up reply actions
But in return Bobby Cox let him play everyday...
"Life is such a vapid world pool of nothing"-Eddie Pepitone
And Leo Mazzone just watched.
And nodded.
A dope trailer is no place for a kitty.
by GlennBraggsSwingAndMissBrokenBat on Nov 30, 2011 5:42 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Well
In my defense, you can’t see his tank treads in the above pic. That’s were the similarity really hits home.
by Charlie Scrabbles on Nov 30, 2011 3:28 PM EST up reply actions
I think there is something to that
Also, managers prefer veterans for bench players. Young players who are still adjusting to the big leagues don’t do well without regular playing time. Veterans, especially veterans like Cairo, who’s been a utility guy most of his career, can handle it better.
Not to mention, Frazier has options, Cairo doesn’t.
All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?
But Cairo is playing out the string
I want the young guy who is hungry to prove himself and to do bigger and better things. The guy who has a fire and passion, not the stoic veteran.
Cliches are great because can you argue with them? And since when is Rolen not good enough as a veteran leader?
expectations are premeditated resentments - cheshirecat
not Latino enough
Let a man come in and do the Popcorn.
Crum-Bum Beat
by -ManBearPig on Nov 30, 2011 5:15 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
But Latino players aren't the grind-it-out leader types
they are usually the laziest players on the team.
expectations are premeditated resentments - cheshirecat
x

Let a man come in and do the Popcorn.
Crum-Bum Beat
by -ManBearPig on Nov 30, 2011 5:22 PM EST up reply actions 6 recs
Frazier needs to play at the MLB level somewhere...he's not a kid anymore
As soon as Rolen breaks Fiasco will have his shot…(hopefully he does really well, but based on past experience he’s still a ‘toss up’). Frazier comes to play, puts the ball in play, can play LF, 3B, 2B, 1b. and is a short term back-up at SS…Don’t need no Cairo.
Scott Roland should retire tomorrow.
I dream that Francisco will bash like 86 steroid free home runs some season.
"Life is such a vapid world pool of nothing"-Eddie Pepitone
Once Kremchek discovers that he can just feed him stem cells instead of entire children...
Watch out.
A dope trailer is no place for a kitty.
by GlennBraggsSwingAndMissBrokenBat on Nov 30, 2011 5:55 PM EST up reply actions
new way to say keep fucking that chicken
The ends justify the means
by Highlifeman21 on Dec 3, 2011 12:14 AM EST up reply actions
hmmm...
The Bats took Rick Sweet off the Louisville Bats blog banner. They put a photo of Todd Frazier on the banner instead. Looks like someone is expecting Frazier to be in Louisville next year.
All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?
exactly
And it’s what contending teams have to do, IMO. Make use of your players with options. Even if it sucks for the player who’s stuck riding the Louisville shuttle.
All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?
This is made even more awkward
By Francisco being out of options, at least according to Fay. This surprised the heck out of me.
yes
This is why I think Frazier will be a Louisville Bat next year. (Barring unexpected trade or injuries.) There isn’t room for both him and END on the roster, and he has options, END doesn’t,
All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?
There isn't room for END on the roster either
unless they want to count END as an OFer or not have a backup SS. Neither of which will happen.
It feels so nice to be back to normal
I don't see them sending END down if he's out of options.
I think there’s enough to like that there’d be a real risk that someone would claim him, and I don’t think the Reds would be willing to take that chance. END and Cairo and the bench-sitting half of the Alonso/Heisey and Mes/Hanigan platoons will be on the team. That leaves one spot, and it’s got to got to either Frazier, Sappelt, Janish, or a TBD reserve. I’d say that Frazier should get the call, serving as 5th OF/ primary backup at SS/ backup to Cairo as Utility IF. That puts Janish waiting in Louisville for an IF injury and Sappelt waiting for an OF injury. Of course, signings and trades change everything.
I think Janish will start the year in Louisville as well
Unless the market for veteran SSs is terrible, and Jocketty can’t find the over the hill infielder of his dreams.
The Reds will want a real SS to back up Cozart, so I don’t think Frazier will get the job.
I think the backup infielders will be veteran SS guy, Miguel Cairo, and Juan Francisco. The OFers will be the same as last year, only with Alonso instead of Gomes. If Alonso or Heisey is traded, then Sappelt will be the backup.
All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?
The math doesn't add up.
If Cairo, END, backup SS are all on the team, that leaves them with only 4 outfielders, which they aren’t going to do.
It feels so nice to be back to normal
A few reasons.
1) It’s just not done. Which I know sounds silly, but does this seem like the type of FO that likes to break convention?
2) That 4th OFer would have to be able to play CF. If Alonso is still on the team as the starting LFer, and Heisey is the 4th OFer, I could maybe see it. But even then, it’s risky, especially since most people don’t consider Alonso a viable OFer to begin with. If Alonso is traded, that means that Sappelt is your only backup OFer. I don’t see any way they go with that.
3) Like I said below, END on the team means Cairo is completely superfluous. He’s basically only a RH PHer at that point, which is kind of a waste.
This is why it makes so much more sense to have Frazier instead of Cairo. Depending on the needs of the roster, he could function as the UT INF or the 5th OF, ensuring you are never short in either area. Cairo is just too limited at this point in his career to allow the Reds to get away with this.
It feels so nice to be back to normal
I disagree that Cairo is too limited
if he’s shown anything in the past two seasons, it’s that he’s not limited.
I agree that Frazier’s versatility would be a huge asset. He could be a utility IF and OF, sure.
I think, again, it’s a question of the 13th man. So options are going to come into play, especially in the first month of the season. As I think we all agree, Frazier’s gonna get a few hundred ABs if he’s in the organization.
I think we can agree that only one of (END/Frazier/Cairo) should be around, particularly if Alonso is.
"You said 'walks' twice."
"I like walks."
Well, he can play 3B, 2B, and 1B.
Anyone think he’s a real option anywhere else?
So yeah, while that’s not “limited” in a general sense, on the Reds it is, because BP and Joey almost never get days off. And if Alonso is on the team, he’ll get the reps at 1B.
I really don’t dislike Cairo, I just don’t see a place for him in the 2012 team.
It feels so nice to be back to normal
I do
I’d trust Miggy at SS. Just not every day. Too old.
He’s not a good OFer. Maybe he could have been, but he doesn’t have a lot of experience in the outfield, and it shows.
The key is going to be the veteran SS guy. I would imagine the plan is to get someone with more versatility than Renteria.
All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?
...which renders Cairo completely superfluous
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by nycredsfan on Nov 30, 2011 4:33 PM EST via mobile up reply actions
I dunno
You can never have enough infielders.
A veteran SS who can also play OF would be good, though. A Chone Figgins type (before he turned old and sucky)? Or a Jose Bautista type (before he got so good people started talking about trading Votto for him).
All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?
My kingdom for a Freel.
"You said 'walks' twice."
"I like walks."
by Cy Schourek on Nov 30, 2011 4:42 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
You can definitely have too many INF. at least too many on the team at once
The real problem here is END. He’s technically a backup INF, but can only play 1 position. That puts a ton of pressure on the other guy to play everywhere, which Cairo can’t do.
That’s why Frazier is so perfect for this team. He can cover anywhere except C and CF.
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by nycredsfan on Nov 30, 2011 4:59 PM EST via mobile up reply actions
I'd trust in END in LF
or even RF, in an emergency. Can’t be worse than Yonder.
They did put him there occasionally in the minors, but my guess is Dusty won’t do it.
All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?
Wait a minute motherfucker
you and i once had an argument were you argued versatility isn’t all that an important trait for a player.
"Life is such a vapid world pool of nothing"-Eddie Pepitone
I don't remember that conversation
But I assume it was about starters. And I don’t think there is typically any need for a starter to have versatility.
Even backups only need some. But if they insist on burning a backup INF spot on END, a guy like Frazier could really come in handy.
It feels so nice to be back to normal
I would have rec'd you if you had ended your comment with "Motherfucker."
"Wait, you think I'm being mean to the pretend orangutan?" -- battlekow
Again - Frazier plays 3B, SS, 2B, 1B and LF...
So what is there to talk about.
Scott Roland should retire tomorrow.
but they did it last year
The opening day roster had 4 OFers: Heisey, Gomes, Stubbs, and Bruce.
Sappelt has options, so they’ll be able to switch him in as needed.
All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?
Because Lewis was injured.
The team also usually starts the year with 4 starters too. Doesn’t mean it’s permanent.
I just don’t believe they’ll go with 4 OFers for any extended length of time. Esp. if one is Alonso. Also not if 2 of the IF are basically the same player. That’s a terrible use of the roster.
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by nycredsfan on Nov 30, 2011 4:38 PM EST via mobile up reply actions
Terrible use of the roster
is the Reds’ trademark.
But I don’t think it would be a terrible use of the roster to stash the players with options in Louisville. It’s all about depth. Especially if the roster will go up to 26 for doubleheaders.
All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?
"Terrible use of the roster is the Reds trademark"
You’ve got me there. But still, they’d have Sappelt, Janish, Soto, Hank Rod, and possibly valaika as AAA depth. Frazier should be on the roster, not stashed as depth.
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by nycredsfan on Nov 30, 2011 4:55 PM EST via mobile up reply actions
it kinda sucks for him
But teams generally want real backups up the middle – C, SS, CF.
If they really thought Frazier could play SS, they’d have given him more than 3 innings there. Even Valaika got more than that.
All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?
I think there's room for END
In fact, barring a trade or injury, I think it’s pretty much guaranteed he’ll be on the roster, since he’s out of options.
We’ve been through this before, and I know you disagree, but I think this year’s opening day roster will resemble last year’s: four OFers, and END. As long as the spare OFer can play CF, four outfielders is enough.
All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?
Yeah
I think we’ll see Bruce/Stubbs/Heisey and probably Sappelt or Alonso or somebody else entirely. I still have no idea what’s going to happen this off-season. The suspense is killing me. I hope it lasts.
by Charlie Scrabbles on Nov 30, 2011 3:03 PM EST up reply actions
But enough about your experiment with Viagra.
"Life is such a vapid world pool of nothing"-Eddie Pepitone
But wait, if the suspense doesn't last you'll still be alive right?
You’re not going to die on us…are you?
Bart: "Dad, what's a Muppet?"
Homer: "Well, it's not quite a mop, not quite a puppet, but man... (laughs, then pauses) So, to answer you question, I don't know."
I'm not sure Charlie Scribbled would be as funny.
Tequila and pancakes, anyone?
by Kevin Mitchell is Batman on Nov 30, 2011 3:12 PM EST up reply actions 2 recs
...mostly because we spell and pronounce our names differently.
by Charlie Scrabbles on Nov 30, 2011 3:20 PM EST up reply actions
Stupid autocorrect
I want my old phone back.
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by Kevin Mitchell is Batman on Nov 30, 2011 3:28 PM EST up reply actions
this wasn't a "past tense of Scrabbles" joke?
I thought it was, and thought it was hilarious. I even rec’ed it!
"You said 'walks' twice."
"I like walks."
Nah, it was!
It wa supposed to be “Scrabbled,” not “Scribbled” though.
Steve Jobs wanted to ruin my joke though.
Tequila and pancakes, anyone?
by Kevin Mitchell is Batman on Nov 30, 2011 3:32 PM EST up reply actions
sounds like you were Jobbed
"You said 'walks' twice."
"I like walks."
by Cy Schourek on Nov 30, 2011 3:33 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
It probably won't totally kill me
but my HP will definitely be flashing.
by Charlie Scrabbles on Nov 30, 2011 3:20 PM EST up reply actions
I hope it doesn't last
because that’d mean Opening Day is next!
"You said 'walks' twice."
"I like walks."
It's basically a 13th man question
you have starting 8, backup C, backup SS, utility IF [Cairo], backup OF [Heisey or Heisey-like substance], then END or Frazier. END is out of options, so it’ll be END. First person to get injured gets replaced by Frazier.
"You said 'walks' twice."
"I like walks."
Basically what it comes down to
is whether they’ll carry 3 backup infielders and only 1 backup OFer, or do the normal thing and carry 2 backup INF and 2 backup OF. (Which is what they did 95% of the year last year, regardless of what the opening day roster looked like)
I have a hard time believing they’ll only go with 1 backup OFer. Besides, it would be really dumb to have both Cairo and END on the team. END would clearly be the primary backup at 3B, which renders Cairo completely superfluous. He’s not really that valuable as a PHer, he doesn’t play any other position remotely well, and the only 2 other positions he does play (2B, 1B) are manned by guys who typically play over 150 games.
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I realize we're now arguing about the same thing in two different places.
But I wonder if the SS backup makes a difference. If it’s Janish, who can also handle the infield, than Cairo is more superfluous than if it’s a Renteria type.
"You said 'walks' twice."
"I like walks."
This is true.
If they get a true veteran UT INF type, especially if said guy hits RH, then Cairo truly becomes unnecessary.
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Because Cairo can't play SS.
Personally, I’d be fine with Cairo/END/Frazier all on the team with Frazier as the backup SS, but I really doubt the org is.
So if they want a true SS, and they get one who can also play 3B/2B, then Cairo is pointless.
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I agree with you 10% about the whole Cairo/END/Frazier/SS/OF roster thing
expectations are premeditated resentments - cheshirecat
but
do you think they’ll DFA Cairo? After the way he’s played for the Reds?
And will they DFA Francisco, as they’d have to, since he’s out of options? He’s clearly the front-runner for third baseman of the future. I don’t think they’d even trade him, unless they got an offer they couldn’t refuse.
All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?
I think there's a non-zero chance
They don’t sign a backup SS at all, and go with Cairo/END/Frazier
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by nycredsfan on Nov 30, 2011 4:41 PM EST via mobile up reply actions
strictly speaking, you're right
There’s also a nonzero chance they’ll hire me to be the team photographer.
But I think the chances are greater that Janish will be the backup SS, not Frazier.
All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?
Which are both greater than the chance that END, Cairo, and New SS are all on the team for an extended period.
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by nycredsfan on Nov 30, 2011 5:01 PM EST via mobile up reply actions
that, I disagree with
I think Walt will make good on his promise sign a veteran SS. If only because he doesn’t trust Cozart without a net.
And once signed, I think he’ll stay. Suckitude hasn’t been a reason to DFA any shortstops thus far, why should that change? Don’t think Cairo or END are going anywhere, either.
I think it’s more likely Frazier is traded than Cairo or END are.
All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?
Well, we've both clearly stated our positions.
You think the team will consist of END/Cairo/Backup SS, and I don’ t.
You could be right, but I’ll be very surprised, and will think it’s really dumb, if they only go with 4 OFers for any extended period of time. Especially if one of those 4 is Alonso.
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I thought
you were predicting Alonso would be traded.
All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?
huh?
I don’t know if he will or won’t. But that has nothing to do with this conversation.
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way back up
in the comment that started this conversation.
All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?
Um,
And this all assumes that Alonso is traded and Heisey is the starting LF. If both Alonso and Heisey are still on the roster, it gets even more crowded.
That’s not really a prediction. Also, it still has nothing to do with this conversation.
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You call that backpedaling?
Weak.
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by GlennBraggsSwingAndMissBrokenBat on Nov 30, 2011 5:41 PM EST up reply actions
Now you're just trolling me.
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by nycredsfan on Nov 30, 2011 5:43 PM EST via mobile up reply actions
I know.
I’m sorry.
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by GlennBraggsSwingAndMissBrokenBat on Nov 30, 2011 5:47 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
i am slightly trolling you
how come it is always you who has the arguments that come this far over on the screen.
"Life is such a vapid world pool of nothing"-Eddie Pepitone
Cuntfaggery knows no margins.
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by GlennBraggsSwingAndMissBrokenBat on Nov 30, 2011 5:50 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Because people misconstrue what I say and I spend half the page clarifying.
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by nycredsfan on Nov 30, 2011 5:56 PM EST via mobile up reply actions
Ha!
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by GlennBraggsSwingAndMissBrokenBat on Nov 30, 2011 5:58 PM EST up reply actions
The irony is not lost on me
That people always know exactly what you mean.
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by nycredsfan on Nov 30, 2011 6:02 PM EST via mobile up reply actions
Say what you mean, don't mean what you say
Fuckface.
"Wait, you think I'm being mean to the pretend orangutan?" -- battlekow
not trying to give you a hard time
It sounded to me like you thought Yonder was going to be traded. Since that was the basic assumption.
I was curious, that’s all.
All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?
Nah. The situation I presented assumed that.
If he’s not traded, the problem just gets worse. Either way, it’s a problem.
FWIW, if I was forced to predict, I’d say a C is traded.
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by nycredsfan on Nov 30, 2011 5:55 PM EST via mobile up reply actions
you're widening up now!
Tequila and pancakes, anyone?
by Kevin Mitchell is Batman on Nov 30, 2011 6:12 PM EST up reply actions
TWIS
To your mom.
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by nycredsfan on Nov 30, 2011 6:27 PM EST via mobile up reply actions
Widening...FML
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by Kevin Mitchell is Batman on Nov 30, 2011 6:31 PM EST up reply actions
even more reason to trade alonso imo
bruce/stubbs/heisey/sappelt — then you have 3 guys who can play CF and should have no problem carrying only 4 OF
A backup utility man is a waste of a roster spot.
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by GlennBraggsSwingAndMissBrokenBat on Nov 30, 2011 2:12 PM EST up reply actions
not if he's in Louisville, with options
All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?
By roster spot I mean the big 25.
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by GlennBraggsSwingAndMissBrokenBat on Nov 30, 2011 4:04 PM EST up reply actions
If Juan can field 3rd, he's our 5 for the foreseeable future.
I suppose we need Rolen for his veteran whateverness, but statwise we’d better off with Juan.
That's a pretty big if
And still, it might be better to go with Rolen…at least throughout his contract
Bart: "Dad, what's a Muppet?"
Homer: "Well, it's not quite a mop, not quite a puppet, but man... (laughs, then pauses) So, to answer you question, I don't know."
only one more year of Rolen
Plus, even Dusty realizes Rolen can’t play every day any more. I think it’s a good situation for END. Not as much pressure as there would be if he was the starter, but sure to get plenty of playing time.
All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?
More like a couple more bad months and then a lengthy fight with the org.
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by GlennBraggsSwingAndMissBrokenBat on Nov 30, 2011 4:04 PM EST up reply actions
The league average 3B took a real hit last year
The OPS was about fifty points lower than the past two years. It might bounce back some. Zimmerman and Wright should be better, but we’ll also likely see regression from Pablo and Aramis. A couple of pretty good teams (Milwaukee, Philly) did just fine with a real shitshow at the hot corner.
The Reds can probably tread water again, which isn’t a terrible thing given the positional advantages at 1B, 2B, RF, C and potentially others. If there’s an improvement at either SS or LF, we’ll still have one of the top offenses in the league. The pitching is the much bigger problem, imo.
The offensive production from Reds 3B was below average last season
notice that the OBP portion of the OPS was strikingly low….which also happens to be the significantly more important portion.
expectations are premeditated resentments - cheshirecat
You are right that health is the key for Rolen
If his shoulder is strong he will be fine, if he shoulder isn’t strong we better hope Frazier or Francisco can step up.
"Life is such a vapid world pool of nothing"-Eddie Pepitone
I don't know is we can believe him or not, but Scotty said his shoulder is feeling really good.
I think he said something about having more range of motion then in the past few seasons.
It's never too early to learn that the government is a greedy piglet that suckles on a taxpayer's teet until they have sore, chapped nipples. I'm gonna need a different metaphor to give this nine year old. ~ Ron Swanson
by BigBabyBruce on Nov 30, 2011 10:57 AM EST up reply actions
They always see that though
It is very rare that a player says they feel worse or about the same post surgery.
"Life is such a vapid world pool of nothing"-Eddie Pepitone
by Yossarian22 on Nov 30, 2011 11:03 AM EST up reply actions
they sometimes even say that too...
"Life is such a vapid world pool of nothing"-Eddie Pepitone
by Yossarian22 on Nov 30, 2011 11:04 AM EST up reply actions
It never sounded like any of his surgeries cleared up the problems.
They just cleaned it up and allowed him to get by. I think just ending his season really helped him out. Hopefully.
It's never too early to learn that the government is a greedy piglet that suckles on a taxpayer's teet until they have sore, chapped nipples. I'm gonna need a different metaphor to give this nine year old. ~ Ron Swanson
by BigBabyBruce on Nov 30, 2011 11:05 AM EST up reply actions
Hopefully he's back to his 2010 form
which would be so snackerrific that I would develop diabetes. But I also hope that if he isn’t back to his old form, the team is willing to commit completely to END or Frazier. Or platoon them.
by Charlie Scrabbles on Nov 30, 2011 11:16 AM EST up reply actions
The one reason I hope he's not totally back to his 2010 form
is because that would mean Walt would sign him to a 2 year extension.
Tequila and pancakes, anyone?
by Kevin Mitchell is Batman on Nov 30, 2011 11:39 AM EST up reply actions
Yeah
It’s like another BP sitch. It’s a good problem to have to be sure, but a problem nonetheless.
by Charlie Scrabbles on Nov 30, 2011 11:41 AM EST up reply actions
I don't think there's much danger of that. At least I hope there's not.
Rolen will be 37 this season. Both Frazier and END are seemingly ready to take the job right now. The org clearly loves END. Signing Rolen to an extension would make no sense.
Which means he’ll get 2 years/$10 millon.
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I know, I'm just sayin'.
If Rolen puts up 500+ AB’s of .285/.360/.500, don’t think Walt wouldn’t jump at signing him again.
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by Kevin Mitchell is Batman on Nov 30, 2011 12:20 PM EST up reply actions
if Rolen does that I'll make sure to buy a ticket to one of the playoff games.
"You said 'walks' twice."
"I like walks."
by Cy Schourek on Nov 30, 2011 12:32 PM EST up reply actions
if Rolen does that I'll make sure to buy ice skates on my way to hell.
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by nycredsfan on Nov 30, 2011 12:36 PM EST up reply actions 3 recs
but you're already there!
#newyorksucks
"You said 'walks' twice."
"I like walks."
by Cy Schourek on Nov 30, 2011 12:46 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
#AndCredsIsTheDevil
"Wait, you think I'm being mean to the pretend orangutan?" -- battlekow
by jch24 on Nov 30, 2011 12:47 PM EST up reply actions 2 recs
rec'd for truthiness?
Bart: "Dad, what's a Muppet?"
Homer: "Well, it's not quite a mop, not quite a puppet, but man... (laughs, then pauses) So, to answer you question, I don't know."
x

In related news, you can file this one under “cutest things ever”: My little 2-year-old niece named her new silly putty “David”.
by Charlie Scrabbles on Nov 30, 2011 12:51 PM EST up reply actions
Windy City Jokes!
I’m in Saint Louis for the time being anyways.
^another joke that writes itself.
"You said 'walks' twice."
"I like walks."
by Cy Schourek on Nov 30, 2011 12:59 PM EST up reply actions
I think you mean first half of 2010 form, but I'm with ya
"Wait, you think I'm being mean to the pretend orangutan?" -- battlekow
anyone else not crazy about having the entire left side of the infield coming off of various arm surgeries?
"You said 'walks' twice."
"I like walks."
by Cy Schourek on Nov 30, 2011 11:17 AM EST up reply actions
Rolen is toast
There’s no way in hell he’s going into this season feeling as good or better than he did last season, during which he played in 33 games.
Rolen’s got too much pride to pack it in, and that’s a problem for a team that needs production.
It’s gonna be END’s job, hopefully as a result of Rolen bowing out gracefully. The other option results in us seeing the guy that Cards and Phils fans never wanted to see again.
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by GlennBraggsSwingAndMissBrokenBat on Nov 30, 2011 2:24 PM EST up reply actions
fty
Rolen’s got too much pride money due to him to pack it in, and that’s a problem for a team that needs production.
"Life is such a vapid world pool of nothing"-Eddie Pepitone
I wish I had more pride.
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by GlennBraggsSwingAndMissBrokenBat on Nov 30, 2011 2:29 PM EST up reply actions
There you go again, making absolute statements that you can't possibly know are true.
How do you know he doesn’t feel as good as he did last season? Are you guys buds?
Also, the only factual part of your comment is wrong. He played in 65 games last season.
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Ok, then
I know your obsession with discounting the value of intuition borders on neurosis, but I don’t need numbers to back up my predictions of likely outcomes based on past history.
You can tell me I’m wrong all you want about things that haven’t happened yet, and I can laugh at you because you are bound by what you can quantify, and I am free to go with my gut, and be right often enough to be secure about it.
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by GlennBraggsSwingAndMissBrokenBat on Nov 30, 2011 4:09 PM EST up reply actions
Does your gut tell you he only played in 33 games last year?
I’m not bound by anything. I just think it’s unwise to make absolutist statements about things you don’t know shit about.
None of us know how Rolen is truly feeling. But you seem to think you do.
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I'm going to become a millionaire one day when I perform an experiment to splice the DNA from you two into a reasonable human being
"Wait, you think I'm being mean to the pretend orangutan?" -- battlekow
Lordy I do not want you in charge of defining "reasonable human being"
"You said 'walks' twice."
"I like walks."
by Cy Schourek on Nov 30, 2011 4:22 PM EST up reply actions 7 recs
I WILL NOT SHARE THE REASONABILITY CHAMBER WITH THAT MAN
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by GlennBraggsSwingAndMissBrokenBat on Nov 30, 2011 4:24 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Harping on a simple clerical error
Classy.
Yes, 65. Thank you very much.
I know you don’t believe we’re going to see 2010 Rolen again. That would be dumb, and I know you’re not dumb.
Rolen said the same stuff about how he felt last year, and we know how that turned. He has to say that stuff. He has to convince the org. He has to convince himself. He’s a gamer. But I believe he’s done as a valuable contributor. That belief is more than a guess and less than certainty.
If you can’t handle that, fine. You could just choose to ignore my statements based in intuition. You do have that option, you know.
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by GlennBraggsSwingAndMissBrokenBat on Nov 30, 2011 4:23 PM EST up reply actions
This is a wonderful comment.
Full of reasoned, measured argument and only a small helping of petty personal attacks.
FWIW, if you had written it like this to begin with I probably would’ve written a very agreeable comment. Then we could’ve joined in making fun of jch acting like he’s the reasonable one.
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by nycredsfan on Nov 30, 2011 4:30 PM EST via mobile up reply actions
I think we both know what to expect from each other by now.
There’s something a little comforting (and irritating) about that.
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by GlennBraggsSwingAndMissBrokenBat on Nov 30, 2011 4:35 PM EST up reply actions
Compared to you two fuckwits, I look like a cross between Ghandi and Einstein
"Wait, you think I'm being mean to the pretend orangutan?" -- battlekow
Skinny, unintelligible, and terrible hair.
Sounds about right.
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by nycredsfan on Nov 30, 2011 5:08 PM EST via mobile up reply actions 8 recs
fucking brilliant!
Tequila and pancakes, anyone?
by Kevin Mitchell is Batman on Nov 30, 2011 5:14 PM EST up reply actions
This thread is full of funny
and prolly the most active in months! It’s making me remember why I check this site every day.
expectations are premeditated resentments - cheshirecat
common
That Speedo was scary, but you’re not that ugly.
All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?
Even with a bad shoulder last year, Rolen showed decent power (150 ISO)
I don’t see him playing 150 games, but 100-ish decent games is definitely not out of the question.
Nope, he's toast. There is no arguing it.
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by nycredsfan on Nov 30, 2011 4:24 PM EST via mobile up reply actions
that sounds like a pretty absolute statement!
Tequila and pancakes, anyone?
by Kevin Mitchell is Batman on Nov 30, 2011 5:15 PM EST up reply actions
my cuntfagitude has been rather high lately.
that’s absolutely correct.
Tequila and pancakes, anyone?
by Kevin Mitchell is Batman on Nov 30, 2011 5:21 PM EST up reply actions
I'm gonna need to see some evidence to back up this claim.
He seems more like a twatapuss.
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by GlennBraggsSwingAndMissBrokenBat on Nov 30, 2011 5:21 PM EST up reply actions
looks like somebody's gonna mess around and get called a dickvomit here in a minute...
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by Kevin Mitchell is Batman on Nov 30, 2011 5:36 PM EST up reply actions
I will not sully the respectable title of Dickvomit by bestowing it upon that Assleaker
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by GlennBraggsSwingAndMissBrokenBat on Nov 30, 2011 5:45 PM EST up reply actions
i know you are trying to be a parody of yourself
but i am struggling to find the difference.
"Life is such a vapid world pool of nothing"-Eddie Pepitone
Self-parody is the highest form of self-flattery?
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by GlennBraggsSwingAndMissBrokenBat on Nov 30, 2011 5:52 PM EST up reply actions 4 recs
I'm actually being a parody of GMSAMBB.
Are you saying I’m just like him?
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GregMadduxSwingAndMissBaseonBalls?
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by Kevin Mitchell is Batman on Nov 30, 2011 6:41 PM EST up reply actions
In his last 100 games
7 HR
51 RBI
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by GlennBraggsSwingAndMissBrokenBat on Nov 30, 2011 4:32 PM EST up reply actions
How many doubles? He hit 20 in 65 games last year
He’s traded in a few taters for doubles. Even so, his power is still respectable for the position.
30 over the 100 game span.
Slugging about .380.
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by GlennBraggsSwingAndMissBrokenBat on Nov 30, 2011 4:50 PM EST up reply actions
I've slept about four hours in the past two nights, so my math might be off
But 10 HR and 45 doubles for 150 games sounds pretty good. If the SLG is really .380, then it’s his average that’s killing him, not his power. His recent K rates (13% last year, 15% in ’10) have been a little better than his career average. The combination of good power and bat control suggest to me bad luck more than anything.
He got half a season out of the shoulder in '10
None of last season.
Sometimes doubles are luck. Sometimes a .279 OBP is a strong indication of inexorable decline. I’d love to be proven wrong, but I cannot see Rolen playing enough games at a high enough level to be an asset.
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by GlennBraggsSwingAndMissBrokenBat on Nov 30, 2011 5:19 PM EST up reply actions
I do kind of agree with you on this part.
He just looks different. The main part I took issue with was the claim that there’s no way he was feeling better.
Surgery often makes guys feel a lot better, so he could be feeling great right now. Unfortunately, aging. I think there’s a chance he could give the team 80 pretty good games, with 40 on the bench and 40 on the DL. But I think that’s probably the higher end of his upside at this point.
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Of course he could feel much better
Not suggesting he’s being dishonest. It’s just that once you’ve broken something a million times, it will never be fixed as good as the last time you broke and fixed it.
Yeah, I could see 80 games, but does that really help us? In and out of the lineup, maybe keeping someone else (who devours children) from getting comfortable. The thing I’m scared of is what happened this year. Scotty obviously shouldn’t have played as long as he did. He made the shoulder worse without helping the team. We can’t have that again.
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by GlennBraggsSwingAndMissBrokenBat on Nov 30, 2011 5:28 PM EST up reply actions
Thing is,
Rolen playing 80 means END only gets 80, which delays the inevitable point where opposing pitchers realize they never have to throw him a strike.
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This is perfectly logical... if...
END turns out like you think, which will mean me eating lots of crow (and possibly sucking it) and END joining Wily Mo in Japan.
But I believe END has got the goods to put up .270/.300/.500 over a whole season. If I am correct, then even the most optimistic Rolen projection means he should be the backup.
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by GlennBraggsSwingAndMissBrokenBat on Nov 30, 2011 5:37 PM EST up reply actions
The optimistic Rolen projection will have a better OBP and less slugging, maybe 340/450
With defense and baserunning that would still leave END behind him.
I'd love to see END get a legit shot everyday at 3B
Dayman, Fighter of the Nightman, Champion of the Sun
You'll probably get your wish sometime around June 15th
"Wait, you think I'm being mean to the pretend orangutan?" -- battlekow
I think he'll be even better than that.
He’s gonna slug .500. It’s that OBP that is the challenge.
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by GlennBraggsSwingAndMissBrokenBat on Nov 30, 2011 2:26 PM EST up reply actions
Who here has been banging the David DeJesus drum? You can put your mallets away
The Cubs just signed him to a 2 year deal.
I tell ya, if Epstein manages to unload Soriano somehow, I will not be happy.
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For every genius there is an idiot.
It's never too early to learn that the government is a greedy piglet that suckles on a taxpayer's teet until they have sore, chapped nipples. I'm gonna need a different metaphor to give this nine year old. ~ Ron Swanson
by BigBabyBruce on Nov 30, 2011 12:40 PM EST up reply actions
Where are all the Genius in the world for all the Idiot Cub fans?
Boom. Marty.

Whoever lives past today and comes home safely will rouse himself each year on this day, show his neighbors his scars, and tell embellished stories of all their great feats of battle.
by brown11b on Nov 30, 2011 12:59 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Marty got a shout out from Vitale last night in the OSU-Duke game
I would pay good money to see Marty and Vitale announce a game together
They'd have to pay me to watch those two clowns call a game together
Bart: "Dad, what's a Muppet?"
Homer: "Well, it's not quite a mop, not quite a puppet, but man... (laughs, then pauses) So, to answer you question, I don't know."
Unbridled enthusiasm+unmitigated condescension?
Could work out very well.
by Cuetotally Amazing on Nov 30, 2011 2:52 PM EST up reply actions
No, it wouldn't work at all
Bart: "Dad, what's a Muppet?"
Homer: "Well, it's not quite a mop, not quite a puppet, but man... (laughs, then pauses) So, to answer you question, I don't know."
Actually I think that could be freaking amazing
what a contrast
expectations are premeditated resentments - cheshirecat
2 years, $10 million.
in other news, The Reds Have No Money And Are Talking To No One™
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That'd be me
And, well, dammit. I was hoping for him as the LH hitting OF after the Reds trade Alonso (i.e. what Fred Lewis was supposed to be last year).
Who the hell does that leave for this year? Fred fuckin’ Lewis again?!
Tequila and pancakes, anyone?
by Kevin Mitchell is Batman on Nov 30, 2011 1:31 PM EST up reply actions
there goes our meme
Let a man come in and do the Popcorn.
Crum-Bum Beat
by -ManBearPig on Nov 30, 2011 1:49 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
I bet Ed Wade's really sad right now.
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by GlennBraggsSwingAndMissBrokenBat on Nov 30, 2011 2:27 PM EST up reply actions
The Reds Have No Money And Are Talking To No One™
This should be the slogan at the top of Red Reporter replacing the blogging since 1869 comment.
The Reds Have No Money And Are Talking To No One™ has become Uncle Walk’s winter annual right of passage.
Whoever lives past today and comes home safely will rouse himself each year on this day, show his neighbors his scars, and tell embellished stories of all their great feats of battle.
by brown11b on Nov 30, 2011 12:55 PM EST reply actions 1 recs
I agree
blogging since 1869 really fucking blows.
"Life is such a vapid world pool of nothing"-Eddie Pepitone
by Yossarian22 on Nov 30, 2011 1:01 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Red Reporter - unfortunately, the bank account.
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by Kevin Mitchell is Batman on Nov 30, 2011 1:33 PM EST up reply actions
I guess there's no money in vegetables after all.
/destroys crops
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by GlennBraggsSwingAndMissBrokenBat on Nov 30, 2011 2:27 PM EST up reply actions
But there's always money in the banana stand!
Bart: "Dad, what's a Muppet?"
Homer: "Well, it's not quite a mop, not quite a puppet, but man... (laughs, then pauses) So, to answer you question, I don't know."
by ChiDa on Nov 30, 2011 2:43 PM EST up reply actions 5 recs
Add Arrested Development references to the list of things that are instagreen'd on RR.
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It's already added to my list of most overrated things ever.
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by GlennBraggsSwingAndMissBrokenBat on Nov 30, 2011 4:10 PM EST up reply actions
I know a lot of people have special feelings for that show.
But it’s good. Not great. The hubbub about the show is some kind of cultural feedback loop. It’s more annoying than the show was funny.
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by GlennBraggsSwingAndMissBrokenBat on Nov 30, 2011 4:15 PM EST up reply actions
I've seen one episode of that show
And thought it was ok. I didn’t feel an instant need to watch more, but I wouldn’t be horrified if I found out it was going to be on whilst I was strapped to a chair in front of a tv.
A dope trailer is no place for a kitty.
by GlennBraggsSwingAndMissBrokenBat on Nov 30, 2011 4:40 PM EST up reply actions
Watching a doc on the who presently
Phenomenal
Didn’t need to know Keith moon was a sex addict
"the only place they lost was the scoreboard"
pretty much assumed that was a given
The ends justify the means
by Highlifeman21 on Dec 3, 2011 12:21 AM EST up reply actions
I watched the BBC last night, who would have lost that bet?
"Wait, you think I'm being mean to the pretend orangutan?" -- battlekow
the PUBLIC Broadcasting System?
it is too commie for me.
"Life is such a vapid world pool of nothing"-Eddie Pepitone
Have you been to the Cincinnati wing of the Museum Center?
I hadn’t been in a very long time, and went the other day when I was home for Thanksgiving. They have this great re-creation of Cincinnati from the riverfront back to around Crosley Field, and I was surprised to see a Castellini building on the waterfront c. 1940. I didn’t realize they had been around so long. Also helps you to realize how much of Cincinnati’s wealth from the 19th century to the present has been based around food (from pork to P&G’s use of animal byproducts for soap to Castellini and the Lindners today). Definitely worth a visit if you are into urban history, as I am.
by Cuetotally Amazing on Nov 30, 2011 2:55 PM EST up reply actions
:(
You just insulted my profession.
P.S. Apparently Castellini dates back to 1896. Interesting!
by Cuetotally Amazing on Nov 30, 2011 2:58 PM EST up reply actions
What's your profession?
Hip-hop mogul?
/kidding
by Charlie Scrabbles on Nov 30, 2011 3:01 PM EST up reply actions
Yeah?
Can you get me a discount on butt pants? I, uh, ruined my other pair.
by Charlie Scrabbles on Nov 30, 2011 3:04 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
We just have these cheetah snuggies, will that do?

by Cuetotally Amazing on Nov 30, 2011 3:07 PM EST up reply actions
Hmmm...
I guess I could fashion a pair of butt pants out of the fabric.
Let me think about it.
by Charlie Scrabbles on Nov 30, 2011 3:09 PM EST up reply actions
Oh...yeah
Uh, we’ll say it was food-related and go with Skyline.
by Charlie Scrabbles on Nov 30, 2011 3:30 PM EST up reply actions
It has come to my attention that I do not know what butt pants are.
"You said 'walks' twice."
"I like walks."
?

A dope trailer is no place for a kitty.
by GlennBraggsSwingAndMissBrokenBat on Nov 30, 2011 4:11 PM EST up reply actions
Think we just tied.
A dope trailer is no place for a kitty.
by GlennBraggsSwingAndMissBrokenBat on Nov 30, 2011 4:40 PM EST up reply actions
Just two guys.
With two pictures of legendary asses.
Kicking back with my bro, drinking some beers. Looking at asses.
Dudes’ asses.
I think we both know where this is going.
A dope trailer is no place for a kitty.
by GlennBraggsSwingAndMissBrokenBat on Nov 30, 2011 5:29 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
To Adonis?
/2008’d
It feels so nice to be back to normal
by nycredsfan on Nov 30, 2011 5:30 PM EST up reply actions 4 recs
Actually, it was 2007
Don’t ask why I know that.
"Wait, you think I'm being mean to the pretend orangutan?" -- battlekow
We know the answer....
The ends justify the means
by Highlifeman21 on Dec 3, 2011 12:26 AM EST up reply actions
Speaking of, I just saw that Chiquita is leaving Cincinnati.
Their CEO is a big Cincinnati sports fan. But he wanted the city to throw him a big bone, and they didn’t go as far as Charlotte. So I guess he’s not much of a homer after all.
by Cuetotally Amazing on Nov 30, 2011 6:31 PM EST up reply actions
I heard some of the reason they are leaving is the airport
apparently Chiquita has a lot of clients in Europe and they aren’t happy that Paris is the only non-stop destination out of CVG.
"Life is such a vapid world pool of nothing"-Eddie Pepitone
Yes, they did say that in the Enquirer article.
But Charlotte also offered 10m+ more. I have to agree with Kasich on this one. Companies (and sports teams) hold cities and states hostage and it isn’t usually clear that the incentives are worth the sacrifice. Good for the officials who looked at this and decided that it wasn’t worth the house to keep Chiquita. Ohio and Cincinnati have little control over the airport, so I guess that they had to kiss it goodbye. Good riddance to a company with a flawless human rights record.
by Cuetotally Amazing on Nov 30, 2011 6:40 PM EST up reply actions
I don't like giving incentives
it is a raise to the bottom that has not been good for city and state governments.
"Life is such a vapid world pool of nothing"-Eddie Pepitone
honest question:
how much control does Cincy have of the airport? Because it’s not even in the state and all. Is it literally just KY and Delta keeping that thing kicking?
"You said 'walks' twice."
"I like walks."
It seems Cincinnati has very little control over the airport.
Legally, the airport is run by the Kenton County Airport Board, which has eighteen members, one of whom is appointed by the Cincinnati mayor, one of whom is appointed by the Hamilton County Commissioners, and the remainder of whom are appointed by Kentucky figures. The voting members are all appointed by the “Judge Executive” of Kenton County. The others, including those with Cincinnati appointments, are advisory members.
In practice, it has always seemed that the major voice is Delta because of its virtual monopolistic control. Nobody ever seemed capable of doing anything about the prices they charged and when Delta decided to demote CVG in their national hierarchy, the ramifications were immediate. So Cincinnati and Ohio can throw incentives at companies that hold them hostage, but really if the airport is the issue than there isn’t a whole heck of a lot that leaders can do except exert public pressure. I don’t know why CVG is in KY and not Ohio; I am sure there is a specific reason, perhaps tied to labor laws or maybe just circumstance. Lunken used to be Cincinnati’s big airport but didn’t persist in that role.
by Cuetotally Amazing on Dec 1, 2011 2:22 AM EST up reply actions
Here's some more on the historical evolution of Cincinnati's airports,
in case you haven’t fallen asleep yet. This is from the excellent cincinnati-transit.net:
“The airfield’s [Lunken] location in a flood plain was one geographical disadvantage and heavy fog and surrounding hilltops were others. All these factors put a damper on serious thought to expand Lunken airport into a major airport. Some civic leaders looked to the Blue Ash airfield location as the site of Cincinnati’s major airport. Politicians and civic leaders engaged in internal feuding trying to decide where the main Cincinnati airport should be located. Meanwhile, politicians in Northern Kentucky, sensing a great opportunity at hand, met with Federal authorities and secured Federal funding to build an airfield in Northern Kentucky. While Northern Kentucky officials rolled forward with their airport plans, Cincinnati officials were deadlocked in disagreement that lasted for decades.”
by Cuetotally Amazing on Dec 1, 2011 2:26 AM EST up reply actions
I don't think you really own an urban boutique...
by Charlie Scrabbles on Dec 1, 2011 8:04 AM EST up reply actions 2 recs
I admit it, I run the Native American-themed gift shop at CVG.
by Cuetotally Amazing on Dec 1, 2011 11:18 AM EST up reply actions
Duty Free, no less
The ends justify the means
by Highlifeman21 on Dec 3, 2011 12:31 AM EST up reply actions
I had no idea Lunken was located in what sounds like a Kruger-esque murder field
"You said 'walks' twice."
"I like walks."
yep
President Franklin D. Roosevelt approved preliminary funds for site development of the Greater Cincinnati Airport February 11, 1942. This was part of the Army Air Corps program to establish training facilities during World War II. At the time, air traffic in the area centered around Lunken Airport just southeast of central Cincinnati.4 Lunken opened in 1926 and was located in the Ohio River Valley. Due to its location, the airport frequently experienced fog and was covered in approximately 80 ft (24 m) of water during the 1937 flood.3 While federal officials wanted an airfield site that would not be prone to flooding, Cincinnati officials hoped to build Lunken into the premier airport of the region.5
A coalition of officials from Boone, Kenton and Campbell Counties in Kentucky took advantage of Cincinnati’s short-sightedness and lobbied Congress to build an airfield there. Boone County officials offered a suitable site on the provision that Kenton County paid the acquisition cost. In October 1942, Congress provided $2 million to construct four runways.4
The field officially opened August 12, 1944 with the first B-17 bombers beginning practice runs on August 15. As the tide of the war had already turned, the Air Corps only used the field until 1945 before it was declared surplus. On October 27, 1946, a small wooden terminal building opened and the airport prepared for commercial service.4
The first airplane, an American Airlines DC-3 from Cleveland, Ohio, landed at the airport January 10, 1947, at 9:53am. A Delta Air Lines flight followed moments later.6 The April 1957 Official Airline Guide shows 97 weekday departures: 37 American, 26 Delta, 24 TWA, 8 Piedmont and 2 Lake Central. As late as November 1959, the airport had four 5,500 ft (1,700 m) runways at 45-degree angles, the north–south runway eventually being extended into today’s runway 18C/36C.
Lunken's entry has it pegged slightly earlier
Lunken Airport was supplanted by the Cincinnati/Northern Kentucky International Airport in 1937 following catastrophic flooding from the Ohio River.5 The flooding problem prompted the airport’s nickname of “Sunken Lunken”. The control tower, located at the southwest corner of the airport, was almost totally submerged during the historic Ohio River flood of 1937, and now has a single black brick facing the airfield to indicate the high-water mark.6 Today the old control tower is home to the Lunken Cadet Squadron of the Civil Air Patrol, and is the oldest standing control tower in the United States.[citation needed] The property also contains public recreation areas, including an 18-hole golf course, playgrounds, and walking/biking paths.
[edit] Airport visitors
It's a good reminder of the serious disadvantages of a city that encompasses more than one state.
Metropolitan governance is already very fragmented and cities always compete with their suburbs, but the Ohio vs. Kentucky dynamic (which also encompasses a North vs. South dynamic) can be very problematic. I even noticed yesterday that Castellini is now headquartered in Northern Kentucky. When you have states competing against each other for businesses within the same metro area, that’s pretty tough.
by Cuetotally Amazing on Dec 1, 2011 11:22 AM EST up reply actions
CVG is a piece of shit, and Delta is ruining Cincinnati
for HighlifemanHoopla, in via Indy, out via Dayton.
Have myself mucho bankroll
The ends justify the means
by Highlifeman21 on Dec 3, 2011 12:28 AM EST up reply actions
Five guys is overrated
Its ok, but no great shakes.
Its the hamburger equivalent of Velvet Underground/The stoogers/Lou reed
Meh
"the only place they lost was the scoreboard"
5 guys is a quality chain burger
if you go to a 5 guys you know what you are getting, and it is significantly better than Wendy’s, McDonald’s, BK, etc. If it is the best burger in town, your town a shitty town without its own local flavor, but it is a quality burger.
"Life is such a vapid world pool of nothing"-Eddie Pepitone
by Yossarian22 on Nov 30, 2011 6:32 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
i agree mostly, but 5 guys has it's drawbacks
sometimes their burgers come out so sloppy they’re very difficult and/or unpleasant to eat.
the service there leaves a lot to be desired. it takes forever to get your food & ordering on the internet is a complete waste of time.
also, you can’t really go there alone. the small order of fries is $3 and enough for 4 people. they really need to remedy that
That huge fry thing seems to be a new trend.
Count me in the “not a fan” category.
It feels so nice to be back to normal
I do think it's part of their good nature.
At a NYC Five Guys last year the fry guy put my small fries and burger in a bag, looked at me with a mischievous smile, and proceeded to then fill the entire rest of the bag with fries. He was just being nice, and I didn’t eat them all. But I’ve never had anything but nice service there.
by Cuetotally Amazing on Nov 30, 2011 6:46 PM EST up reply actions
i have found them to be pretty friendly, considering they are working fast food
and really the amount of time it takes to make the burger is not due to bad service, but the nature of the way they prepare their food. They throw your patti on immediatly after you order it, and wrap it up and say your number in a michrophone. Their workers aren’t lazy or mean, so the service seems fine.
"Life is such a vapid world pool of nothing"-Eddie Pepitone
When I lived in Chicago ordering on the internet was great
I was just a short walk away, so I would order online, wait about 5 minutes and walk there, and usually within about 2 minutes my food would be ready.
I agree they could offer a small fry for about $2.
"Life is such a vapid world pool of nothing"-Eddie Pepitone
when i tried to order on the internet
it still took 30 minutes after i got to the restaurant to get my food.
they stuck it on the fry frier & couldn’t locate it.
i have never had it take 30 minutes or anything close to that
maybe your local store has problems?
"Life is such a vapid world pool of nothing"-Eddie Pepitone
worst part was they just handed me the bag once they found it instead of fixing the food fresh.
i’ve been to 4 different 5 guys & i’ve never found the staff to be friendly
the staff at my five guys were on a first name bases
that may mean i have a problem
admitting i have a problem is the first step.
"Life is such a vapid world pool of nothing"-Eddie Pepitone
Well said sir
well said
The ends justify the means
by Highlifeman21 on Dec 3, 2011 12:32 AM EST up reply actions
5 Guys is overrated?
I swear I just don’t even know you anymore….
Had 5 Guys for dinner last night, and it was just flat out delicious and hit the motherfuckin’ spot….
The ends justify the means
by Highlifeman21 on Dec 3, 2011 12:32 AM EST up reply actions
Yep, We used to have one in Proctorville.
It was OK. We have 5 Guys in Huntington and it’s pretty good. Nothing, however, beats Fat Patty’s, ranked by USA Today as one of the top 10 burger joints in the nation. There’s one in Huntington, one in Barboursville and they’re opening two more — one in Ashland, Ky., and one in Teays Valley. Definitely worth checking out.
We Are ... Marshall!
by Thundering Turtle on Nov 30, 2011 10:26 PM EST up reply actions
Fat Patty's is next to a Steak n Shake that i have stopped at a few times
if i make that drive again i’ll be sure to check out fat pattys
"Life is such a vapid world pool of nothing"-Eddie Pepitone
by Yossarian22 on Nov 30, 2011 11:13 PM EST up reply actions
I'm confused as to why C. Trent is blocking me
The others that have blocked me, I get.
Dayman, Fighter of the Nightman, Champion of the Sun
As long as it's not on twatter bbw
That could get you fired, hombre.
by Charlie Scrabbles on Nov 30, 2011 3:21 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Hmmm
I thought this comment was a surefire greener. It has so many elements you jerks love. It has word play, porno references, the word “hombre”…and it totally fell flat. Sigh.
by Charlie Scrabbles on Nov 30, 2011 8:27 PM EST up reply actions
You should've made fun of me!
It feels so nice to be back to normal
by nycredsfan on Nov 30, 2011 9:17 PM EST up reply actions 3 recs
instagreen'd
Tequila and pancakes, anyone?
by Kevin Mitchell is Batman on Nov 30, 2011 10:06 PM EST up reply actions
Or me, judging from your comment above

"Wait, you think I'm being mean to the pretend orangutan?" -- battlekow
It's an awful feeling to think you have one lined up perfectly only to see it get the sad, lonely, rec.
"You said 'walks' twice."
"I like walks."
word gets around
with those media types?
All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?
two words
baby giraffe
All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?
Has Jim Day been posting?
or did my Thanksgiving comment get me blocked?
The ends justify the means
by Highlifeman21 on Dec 3, 2011 12:35 AM EST up reply actions
Ramon Santiago is off the board
Nerts. I thought he’d be a real good backup SS for us.
by Charlie Scrabbles on Nov 30, 2011 3:29 PM EST reply actions
TRHNMAATTNO
which sucks, because all the affordable spare pieces are flying off of the board.
"You said 'walks' twice."
"I like walks."
Let's see...
Who sucks that we don’t want who isn’t yet signed…
We’re gonna get stuck with Tejada, aren’t we?
Tequila and pancakes, anyone?
by Kevin Mitchell is Batman on Nov 30, 2011 3:34 PM EST up reply actions
Least surprising comment ever.
It feels so nice to be back to normal
by nycredsfan on Nov 30, 2011 4:05 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
But our last one worked out really really well.
And the one before that brought the Reds a championship.
And the one before that hit 25 dingers
And the one before that was an all-star
And the one before that was Barry Larkin, who was at least a Spanophone.
"You said 'walks' twice."
"I like walks."
Luis Quinones ain't walkin through that door.
A dope trailer is no place for a kitty.
by GlennBraggsSwingAndMissBrokenBat on Nov 30, 2011 4:44 PM EST up reply actions
I think it's like when someone says "I'm not racist! I have a black friend!"
For OBWOK it’s like, “I’m not racist! I like old Latino shortstops!”
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I've stopped correcting 'credsy, it was becoming a full time job
The angle yore referencing was a stubborn knowitall also, full of sound and fury…
Tis better to ignore than engage #LoudNoises
"the only place they lost was the scoreboard"
Yet here you are, passive aggressively (and somewhat unintelligibly) baiting me.
I’ll turn over a new leaf, take the high road, turn the other cheek, be the bigger man, let it roll like water off a duck’s back, and ignore it.
It feels so nice to be back to normal
Is anyone who publically says they are bigger man
really the bigger man?
"Life is such a vapid world pool of nothing"-Eddie Pepitone
occasionally, yes.

Tequila and pancakes, anyone?
by Kevin Mitchell is Batman on Nov 30, 2011 6:47 PM EST up reply actions 2 recs
only with advanced penus metrics!
All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?
by BubbaFan on Nov 30, 2011 6:48 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Saw this preview on BBRef, don't know if it's been brought to the general attention
A dope trailer is no place for a kitty.
by GlennBraggsSwingAndMissBrokenBat on Nov 30, 2011 4:56 PM EST reply actions
Oy.. That was barely worth reading
Note to self: make sure things are not pointless before pointing them out.
A dope trailer is no place for a kitty.
by GlennBraggsSwingAndMissBrokenBat on Nov 30, 2011 4:57 PM EST up reply actions
Ramon is reportedly about to sign with the Rockies.
So says the guy in the bow tie (and I don’t mean Tucker Carlson).
by Cuetotally Amazing on Nov 30, 2011 6:48 PM EST reply actions
Damn.
As much as I’m happy for the Meso/Hanny tandem, I was intrigued by the idea of trading Hanny and re-signing Ramon to mentor Mes. Looks like Colorado beat Walt to the punch.
#TRHNMAATTNO
It feels so nice to be back to normal
for a 2 year deal.
Good for Ramon.
He was a hell of a pickup for the Reds, through a great trade.
I guess that means that Mesoraco’s not going anywhere ’creds!
Tequila and pancakes, anyone?
by Kevin Mitchell is Batman on Nov 30, 2011 6:50 PM EST up reply actions
I can't remember. Was that trade Walt or Wayne?
Yeah, I’m happy for him that he got 2 more years. He deserves it. Like I said, it seems like nothing the Reds are rumored to be in on ever happens for them.
There is talk that next week’s Winter Meetings are going to be really active. If Walt sits on his hands the whole time, I’mma fly to Cincinnati and strangle him.
It feels so nice to be back to normal
It was a Walt trade
2009 was CCM’s first year in Cincinnati. Freel and Dusty had a falling out in 2008, so he was traded.
Great trade too I thought it was garbage for garbage I had no expectations of getting a decent player in return for Ryan Freel.
"Life is such a vapid world pool of nothing"-Eddie Pepitone
I pretty much agreed
I did not expect much of anything out of CMM
expectations are premeditated resentments - cheshirecat
I have all the faith in the world that Walt is going to be active.
I’m predicting two trades. One for a #2 type starter and another for a closer. Walt will be getting two sandwich picks this year, so i think he will be willing to move some prospects.
It's never too early to learn that the government is a greedy piglet that suckles on a taxpayer's teet until they have sore, chapped nipples. I'm gonna need a different metaphor to give this nine year old. ~ Ron Swanson
Well if he is gonna be active, I hope he is responsible and prepared.

"Life is such a vapid world pool of nothing"-Eddie Pepitone
2 years, $6.5 million is the deal.
Seems pretty good. I guess the Rox are hoping the thin air means more than his .592 second half OPS last season.
It feels so nice to be back to normal
The offseason is like high school prom when you are a Reds fan.
All the football players ask the cute girls early (and vice versa). Then the small fry fight over what’s left.
by Cuetotally Amazing on Nov 30, 2011 6:50 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
This is a wonderful analogy.
To take it further, the Reds are the backup QB who had that one really good game last season when the starter got hurt, but hasn’t seen the field since.
He thinks that should get him in with some of the popular girls, and is talking like he’s going to ask someone really popular, but gets too nervous and ends up taking a clarinet player. An old, past their prime, Latino clarinet player.
It feels so nice to be back to normal
i took out two clarinet players
and i never played football.
EVERYTHING IS ABOUT ME!
"Life is such a vapid world pool of nothing"-Eddie Pepitone
I DON'T WANT...YOUR LIFE!!

"Wait, you think I'm being mean to the pretend orangutan?" -- battlekow
by jch24 on Dec 1, 2011 2:23 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
#GoodLord
The Rockies are getting Tyler Chatwood in return. He was a top 100 prospect entering this year, and the Angels rushed him to the bigs where he struggled.
But he’s only 21, he throws 93-95, and he has a good changeup and curveball. I definitely would’ve taken him for Hanigan.
This is getting kinda depressing.
It feels so nice to be back to normal
Angels continue to be stupid
the legacy of the Napoli trade just keeps on giving. Good Lord that was one of the worst trades of all time.
expectations are premeditated resentments - cheshirecat
they did get Haren for a relative steal, though.
Tequila and pancakes, anyone?
by Kevin Mitchell is Batman on Nov 30, 2011 10:07 PM EST up reply actions
Amen to that
not even a relative steal, a straight up steal
expectations are premeditated resentments - cheshirecat
is that supposed to be a Marlin?
All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?
Billy?
Why Billy?
Oh, I get it. Because Marlins have bills!
All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?
Why Billy
Because the fucking uniform says so, and my mama didn’t raise no fools.

"Life is such a vapid world pool of nothing"-Eddie Pepitone
He's dressed like
a senior citizen to hit the demographic. The Philly Phanatic drives a quad-runner, Billy drives a Buick with the left turn signal blinking constantly.
by Joe Nolan's Neckbeard on Nov 30, 2011 8:26 PM EST up reply actions 4 recs
You know why it's not LOL?
He will soon be cheering on Fielder and Pujols and Reyes and Shields and Wilson. And we will still be fighting over Cairo vs. Frazier.
by Cuetotally Amazing on Nov 30, 2011 7:11 PM EST up reply actions
if the Reds trade a catcher now
It will likely be Grandal.
I’m torn between wanting the Reds to make some bold moves, and being afraid they’ll do something really dumb.
All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?
It was always more likely to be Grandal, despite what KMIB would have us believe.
And I agree on the second point. I want some excitement! …..followed by weeks of bemoaning the rash stupidity of the move.
It feels so nice to be back to normal
Well, yes, it has always been more likely that Grandal would get traded instead of Mes.
That I’ve always acknowledged.
I’ve just always said that I think Grandal will be the better player of the two…hence my advocating for Mes being trade bait.
Tequila and pancakes, anyone?
by Kevin Mitchell is Batman on Nov 30, 2011 10:09 PM EST up reply actions
I hope you are right that Grandal is a better hitter.
I also hope they both stay on the Reds, and Grandal becomes a wicked switch-hitting 1B.
(*note: There is zero chance Grandal becomes a better defensive catcher.)
It feels so nice to be back to normal
really?
I thought it was the opposite. Grandal was seen as solid gold defensively, but perhaps not the hitter Mez was supposed to be.
All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?
Definitely not.
Grandal is very athletic, but Mes has improved his D tremendously, particularly with passed balls, and Grandal’s pop times are much slower. I don’t think there’s much about Grandal right now that shows he’ll be better than Mes defensively.
It feels so nice to be back to normal
the scouting reports I've seen
have been positive enough that I think it would be a real waste to move him from catcher. At least until he proves he can’t do it.
He has had just one year in pro ball, really. He went from A-ball to AAA in one year, which is pretty impressive for a catcher. But it is a small sample size, and could prove to be an illusion.
All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?
and he's a switch hitter!
Which means he’s the next Victor Martinez…only with defense!
Tequila and pancakes, anyone?
by Kevin Mitchell is Batman on Nov 30, 2011 10:42 PM EST up reply actions
how are his splits?
I seem to recall there was some concern about how well he hit from one side of the plate. I don’t remember which side.
His overall numbers are sure good, so I guess it doesn’t matter.
All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?
Those Miami kids tend to be pretty polished
And I think he’ll get better. But I think Mes will too. And I think Grandal will always be worse at throwing out runners.
Offense wise, I think will have a better avg, Mes more power.
It feels so nice to be back to normal
by nycredsfan on Nov 30, 2011 11:28 PM EST via mobile up reply actions
I'm with ya about Grandal being the better of the 2
and I also think we should trade Mes, and Votto in the same deal!
The ends justify the means
by Highlifeman21 on Dec 3, 2011 12:39 AM EST up reply actions
I thought there was a chance they'd keep CMM
and trade Hanny. Though I’m glad they’re keeping Hanny.
And I hope the Reds’ big move this winter isn’t signing BP to an 8-year contract or something.
All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?
fuck it, do something dumb,
give us something to talk about.
"You said 'walks' twice."
"I like walks."
I'm strangely ok with that
The ends justify the means
by Highlifeman21 on Dec 3, 2011 12:40 AM EST up reply actions
He will?
The Marlins are putting on a pretense of changing their ways to garner interest with their new stadium, new look, etc., but it’s still the same ownership group and GM. They are not going to sign any of those players (maybe Wilson at the very most).
expectations are premeditated resentments - cheshirecat
I think they might sign one of them
But not Pujols. Probably not Fielder, either.
All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?
They are players though.
And they have money to spend. It’s not pretense to offer a $200m contract to Pujols, which by all accounts they did do. And they have made a run at Reyes. I think we are seeing the emergence of Miami and Washington as big money-spending teams. And I don’t like it!
by Cuetotally Amazing on Nov 30, 2011 10:28 PM EST up reply actions
The Marlins get new uniforms, a new stadium, and all of the sudden, a payroll.
It’s like they’re the evil, confused, twin of the old Marlins team.
I’m gonna start calling them the Warlins.
"You said 'walks' twice."
"I like walks."
by Cy Schourek on Dec 1, 2011 12:47 AM EST up reply actions 4 recs
That's more than a third of the time, but less than half!
#IndisputableFacts
It feels so nice to be back to normal
I trust your intuition and therefore cannot argue with your assertion.
#YouWin
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