I've got a good one to start.  There's little to think it's possible, but that's what makes rumors fun!

Evidently, everyone's favorite future Reds shortstop is unhappy his current team is trying to sign another SS.   What to do?  The Marlins can't afford to have a disgruntled, highly-paid player destroying their clubhouse chemistry (especially since they have no veteran presences to staunch said disgruntledness).  So....

I heard from a reliable source* that the Reds have traded Yonder Alonzo (LF, Mike Stanton moves to CF, Chris Coghlan moves to AAA (where he belongs)), Yasmani Grandal, Homer Bailey, and Todd Frazier for Hanley Ramirez.  I was told** the press conference announcing the trade will be at 3 pm.

*not really

**this is a lie also