My dinner date with Joey Votto
...and about 700 other people. :-)
He cleans up good.
Yup, I went to the BBWAA awards dinner in NYC tonight. I decided to go at the last minute. I was scairt of the snow. If there's anything worse than wading through 4' high snowdrifts, it's wading through 4' high snowdrifts while wearing an evening gown and high heels. (And there's supposed to be another huge storm Tuesday/Wednesday. Jeez.)
Because I was such a last-minute Louie, I ended up in the equivalent of the last row in the left field bleachers. It was so dark and I was so far away I couldn't take very good photos. Especially since I didn't want to bring my big camera and long lens. Doesn't fit an evening bag, y'know.
I was worried about being underdressed. It was a "black tie optional" event, which according to the Internets, means they want it to be black tie but don't want to exclude those whose finances don't allow them to buy or rent a tux. And they really want all the players being honored to wear tuxedos. But last year, A-Rod wore a plain old business suit. Even though he can surely afford a tux. That should have been my clue. I was fretting about whether my dress, shoes, hair, coat, etc. were formal enough, but when I got there, a lot of people were dressed really casually. Some were wearing chinos and oxfords, no tie. Some women were wearing evening gowns, but some were wearing business suits, and some looked like hookers. Josh Hamilton's wife was a real standout in a long, flared, tiered red ballgown. Not least because this being NY, nearly everyone else was wearing black.
Anyway, it was a really nice evening. Worth the expense and the hassle of dressing up on a night where temps were in single digits. Willie Mays was there, with the Giants contingent. (They brought their trophy with them.) There was a constant mob around Mays all night. He handled it by only signing autographs for kids. Which plecked off the autograph hound sitting next to me, who pointed out that the kids don't even know who Willie Mays is. (I think the only autograph he scored was Votto's.)
Barry Larkin gave a very nice introduction for Joey, going down the very long list of his awards and accomplishments last season. Joey gave a short but heartfelt speech. He ended it by talking about how his dad died two years ago, with a brief tribute and how he wished his father could have been there. His voice broke at the end; you could tell he was near tears. Most of the people in the room didn't seem to know much about Votto at all, but he made a very good impression.
The Reds had a table upfront. Walt Jocketty was there, along with some other Reds staffers. Also at the Reds table were Joey's mom, brothers, and girlfriend. (Joey's brothers are named Paul and Ryan. Named after Janish? ;-)
There was a program of sorts available. It had illustrations, photos, and articles...and a lot of ads. Kind of like the ads parents take out for their kids in yearbooks. Some of them celebrate award winners, some of them are farewells to people who have retired or passed on. The poor Pirates had one celebrating Bert Blyleven's Hall of Fame selection. He's not exactly known as a Pirate, but what else do the Bucs have to celebrate these days?
The Reds took out an ad for Joey, and went in on one with the Mariners for Junior. I'll post scans down in the comments, to avoid the wrath of SB Nation's photo policy.
Here's Joey listening to Bernie Williams and his band (called "Squeeze Play").
Color's kind of strange, because they had this disco ball thing going. I checked the camera menu, but "disco ball" wasn't one of the white balance options. :-P
Bernie Williams played the national anthem on his electric guitar to start the evening. He and his band played "Take Me Out to the Ballgame" and "Centerfield" during the intermission, and "Glory Days" at the end of the program.
That was when I went up front and took some pics of Jo-eh.
Sure was nice to spend an evening talking baseball...even though it's below zero outside.
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And here's the stuff from the program
Eyes look pretty good, but the jaw/chin is too prominent. I think that’s just the style of the artist, though. All his caricatures have Jay Leno-like chins.
The joint Reds-Mariners article honoring Griffey:
The Reds’ Votto ad:
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What no pics of Joey's Girlfriend!
Great Work Bubba (as always)!!!
Fred Lewis and EdRent together are not worth One Laynce Nix
changing topic
anyone ever seen a pic posted of paul janish’s girlfriend?
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biggest book surprise of the offseason
"Yahan Sentona's strikeouts are way down this year" Jake Liscow
she's a softball player and has her college picture online
the rest of the internet research is up to you.
"College actually kind of beat that out of me, making me more, well, of an asshole."
soccer player, actually
He married a foot fairy!
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Yeah, I really want to see a pic of her.
Also, isn’t Janish married now?
I was thinking the same thing.
Especially the eyes.
by Brian B on Jan 23, 2011 10:17 AM EST via mobile up reply actions
has anyone ever posted a caricature they drew of Joey Votto?
tHan has my caricature of Junya.
"Yahan Sentona's strikeouts are way down this year" Jake Liscow
Indeed I do!
/avatar’d
Makes me wonder why the white sox didn’t join in the salute to junya?
by 'tHan on Jan 23, 2011 10:22 AM EST via mobile up reply actions
question
where is The Vole’s Eyewitness Report from Redsfest?
its a month past due.
"Yahan Sentona's strikeouts are way down this year" Jake Liscow
ftfy
where is The Vole’s Eyewitness Report from Redsfest?
Joey Votto on Colin Cowherd: "I don’t know who he is"
and since the dinner was in NYC, some of them women you thought were dressed like hookers
they could have actually been hookers, and “dates” for some people in attendance
who likes to show up to a dinner without someone on your arm?
So one of them could have been JV's cover-up?
"I bet that sex Bengals fan is really pissed now." -DT3428
Very jealous.
Very cool. I like the tux, even if the tie’s too big.
How was Hamilton’s speech? Who introduced him?
Brian Cashman did the honors for Josh Hamilton
He said the Yankees handled him by walking him at every opportunity.
Hamilton’s speech was as you would expect. It’s all about Jesus.
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Just once
I want someone to accept an award and say, “Well, since God doesn’t exist, I must have done it all myself. That makes this very special for me. Thank you.”
Wear something sexy to my funeral.
by Pops Daniels on Jan 23, 2011 4:02 PM EST up reply actions 2 recs
Didn't Kathy Griffin do something like that once?
by the finest muffins on Jan 23, 2011 4:06 PM EST up reply actions
Dunno.
She usually annoys me, but that would be cool.
Wear something sexy to my funeral.
by Pops Daniels on Jan 23, 2011 4:07 PM EST up reply actions
Ricky Gervais
closed the Golden Globes last weekend with “…and I would like to thank God for making me an atheist.”
by Charlie Scrabbles on Jan 23, 2011 6:38 PM EST up reply actions
Perfect.
Wear something sexy to my funeral.
by Pops Daniels on Jan 23, 2011 6:53 PM EST up reply actions
i never really paid attention to Ricky Gervais until he went on the Daily Show last month
I now strongly enjoy the Ricky Gervais Show.
"I can’t imagine playing anywhere else. I enjoy myself. I can’t imagine being with a better team."
-Joey Votto
by justin007000 on Jan 23, 2011 8:40 PM EST up reply actions
from the mouth of Red Reporter's own Karl Pilkington
by Brendanukkah on Jan 23, 2011 11:16 PM EST up reply actions
I can handle being the funniest man in the UK.
"I can’t imagine playing anywhere else. I enjoy myself. I can’t imagine being with a better team."
-Joey Votto
by justin007000 on Jan 24, 2011 1:57 AM EST up reply actions
and really wouldn't that be "from the keyboard"
because you know i’m not really saying this stuff, when you think about it i am typing.
"I can’t imagine playing anywhere else. I enjoy myself. I can’t imagine being with a better team."
-Joey Votto
by justin007000 on Jan 24, 2011 1:59 AM EST up reply actions
If James Bond combed his hair like Alfafa
and wore a very strange looking Big-Boy tux.
Wear something sexy to my funeral.
by Pops Daniels on Jan 23, 2011 4:03 PM EST up reply actions 2 recs
So, the Sean Connery James Bond then?
"Don't turn off the TV if we've still got bats in our hands." - Dusty Baker
by PeteyHendrix on Jan 27, 2011 7:26 PM EST up reply actions
votto rocking the bow tie?
his xflip just went of the charts in my book …
"And a high fly ball to center field. He hit it a ton. And the 2010 National League Central Division Champs are the Cincinnati Reds!"
by joshuar9476 on Jan 23, 2011 9:46 AM EST reply actions 1 recs
Was Joey Votto in Inglorious Basterds?
"People don't kill people. Burning oreo packages kill people."
x
Some Votto comments from MLB.com from the BBWAA
“I’d especially like to thank [writer] Joe Strauss from St. Louis, who didn’t vote for me,” Votto quipped. “Guess who he voted for? As if Albert [Pujols] didn’t have enough MVP Awards already.”
"Never fight a land war in Asia"
by Excalib8 on Jan 23, 2011 10:47 AM EST reply actions 1 recs
yeah, that was funny
I think people were a little surprised he brought up the topic, not knowing where he was going with it, but that last bit got a great reaction.
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Resemblance?


"I can’t imagine playing anywhere else. I enjoy myself. I can’t imagine being with a better team."
-Joey Votto
Oh, come now.
Homer Bailey, Edinson Volquez, Aroldis Chapman, Donnie Joseph, Nick Masset…. these guys I’ll give you. But I’m drawing the line at Clark Kent as future Reds closer.
by the finest muffins on Jan 23, 2011 2:33 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
YOU'LL PAY FOR THIS HOMONYM!
Maybe that could the lead villian. . . With the power of CONFUSION!
"Never fight a land war in Asia"
I looked it up on wikipedia before I posted
And still got it wrong.
True story.
"Never fight a land war in Asia"
Not that there is anything wrong with being a homonym
I know several homonyms and they’re great words.
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by Slyde on Jan 23, 2011 2:44 PM EST up reply actions 7 recs
I try to keep my distance
I fear what I do not understand.
"Never fight a land war in Asia"
by Excalib8 on Jan 23, 2011 2:46 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
anybody who can't wreck this one deserves it
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actually
I was thinking Tattoo when I saw this picture.
by fourrunhomer on Jan 23, 2011 4:48 PM EST up reply actions
Que?
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by PeteyHendrix on Jan 27, 2011 7:29 PM EST up reply actions
A herringbone pattern tux with a giant bow tie?
Oh Joey, I love you so much right now.
"there no countrey called west xylophone" Youtube
almost up there with johnny gomes and Ducky from Pretty in Pink
"Yahan Sentona's strikeouts are way down this year" Jake Liscow
Yes.
That tux is awful. Love Joey, but sheesh.
Wear something sexy to my funeral.
by Pops Daniels on Jan 23, 2011 4:05 PM EST up reply actions
the bowtie was herringbone-patterned, too
Which sounds awful, but it wasn’t. I’m not big on patterns, but it looked nice. The effect was more subtle in person than in it appears in the photos.
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Ah. He seems like the kind of guy
that just doesn’t know or care about such things. I follow the “timeless” rule of thumb on formal wear. Joey would be well served to purchase a custom tux with the following characteristics (for all of those future MVP ceremonies);
1) Thin the lapel and make the cut in the lapel less drastic- no need to emulate Steve Harvey.
2) Eliminate patterns. Period.- They do not age well nor do they look truly formal.
3) Make sure that the material (always black) has a subtle sheen. Not glossy, mind you, just a bit of pop and the contract between lapel and jacket should be minimal.
4) Medium sized black bow tie. No need to make any statement with the tie, but tie it youself, certainly.
5) Eliminate any ruffles on the shirt. This one is important. Ruffles of any width or dimension look stupid and fatten you up, not in a good way.
6) Stay with the full collar shirt but make it perfectly white and of a thick, soft material.- You need some comfort to allow movement and ease. Light starch.
7) Never, ever allow for pleats or cuffs on the pants.- This is very simple. Just do it.
8) Pants should be cut slim, not tight, but slim with the appearance of the same width from hips to shoetop.
9) Pants should be cut to rest at the hip or ever-so-slightly above (Jacket button placement and cut should accomodate this), and the break above the shoetop should be minimal if at all.
10) No more than 2 buttons on the jacket, and jacket should be cut slim through the top button so that there is a slight (not uncomfortable) pinch just below the rib cage.
11) No fucking cummerbund! No fucking vest! No fucking way!
12) No patent leather shoes.—-This is a matter open for debate, but my personal preference is for a regular, nicely polished dress shoe, preferably a slim, long cap toe or a subtly embossed wing-tip. Buy a nice pair. Spend the money. It matters. $200 minimum.
13) Keep any stitching practically invisible on the pants and the jacket.
14) Socks should be thin, black, high and snug up the calf.
15) Wear a belt. Pants should have loops. Keep the belt slim with a slight, plain, rectangular and shiny buckle. Gold would be an awful mistake.
16) A white pocket square. -This one is optional, but a nice touch in my estimation.
Do all of this and you have a tux that looks great and will last you many, many years.
Wear something sexy to my funeral.
by Pops Daniels on Jan 23, 2011 5:31 PM EST up reply actions 3 recs
I wouldn't be surprised
if his girlfriend or mom dressed him.
Also wouldn’t be surprised if it was a rental. It seems even A-Rod doesn’t own a tux.
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Every man should own a tux.
Wear something sexy to my funeral.
by Pops Daniels on Jan 23, 2011 5:39 PM EST up reply actions
I would own one
if I were a man and had as much money as a pro ballplayer.
But some guys like to be trendy, or don’t want to be seen in the same suit at every event. Even though they can, unlike women, who are expected to have a different dress for each event.
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Yeah, that sucks for women.
My wife and I got to at least 3 or 4 formal events a year, and she always scrambles to find something appropriate and new.
Wear something sexy to my funeral.
by Pops Daniels on Jan 23, 2011 6:07 PM EST up reply actions
I think I'd rent a dress
You can do it online now.
It’s not just the expense, it’s the waste of buying a dress you’re only going to wear once or twice.
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buying a hundred dollar dress for a single occasion is the American Way!
"I can’t imagine playing anywhere else. I enjoy myself. I can’t imagine being with a better team."
-Joey Votto
by justin007000 on Jan 23, 2011 8:40 PM EST up reply actions
a hundred dollars is really cheap
For a lot of these functions, women spend hundreds, or even thousands, on a dress they won’t wear very often.
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stimulates the economy
much like the clitoris
by Highlifeman21 on Jan 23, 2011 9:59 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
If you have daughters
you should get one.. especially when they get to marrying age. Mads???
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Excellent point Caleb
I went with the Bolero Tux for D#1’s wedding
Fred Lewis and EdRent together are not worth One Laynce Nix
Yeah, I did sort of think "That is not the tuxedo of a man who picks out his own tuxedoes"
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A very fine example
of a man who understands formal dress.
Wear something sexy to my funeral.
by Pops Daniels on Jan 23, 2011 8:19 PM EST up reply actions
Yes and questionably gay as well
George and Joey would make a more attractive and hipper couple than Johnny Bench and Pat Berry
Fred Lewis and EdRent together are not worth One Laynce Nix
Clooney's not gay.
"Don't turn off the TV if we've still got bats in our hands." - Dusty Baker
by PeteyHendrix on Jan 27, 2011 7:31 PM EST up reply actions
I neglected to mention.
Also, no stripe running the length of the pant on the outside of both legs. Makes you look like a military cadet. Not sure where this started or why, but it is dumb.
Wear something sexy to my funeral.
by Pops Daniels on Jan 23, 2011 5:42 PM EST up reply actions
Imitating Han Solo's outfit in Star Wars?
Actually, I like that stripe. But then, military “mess dress” is my favorite men’s formalwear.
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I ever-so-politely disagree.
There are some who would say that the stripe is the only thing that makes a tux, a tux. I disagree, but hey that’s me.
Wear something sexy to my funeral.
by Pops Daniels on Jan 23, 2011 6:09 PM EST up reply actions
the tux i bought back in college had the shiny black stripe down the outside of the legs
the pocket covers on the jacket were of the same material.
being a music major, i had to buy a tux. i just pieced it together from different stores. jacket and pants were from value city, shirt was from kohl’s, and gold toe socks and sketcher shoes were from jc penny. i think a clip on tie came with the shirt and the jacket. all in all, it cost around $150, with the shoes being the most expensive piece of the ensemble.
cummerbund (that’s a hilarious word, btw) should only be worn by high schoolers who don’t have the fashion sense to wear a vest with the prom tux. or by orchestra conductors.
i don't know why anyone would choose a cumberbund over a vest
"I can’t imagine playing anywhere else. I enjoy myself. I can’t imagine being with a better team."
-Joey Votto
by justin007000 on Jan 23, 2011 8:41 PM EST up reply actions
Neither. They're both awful.
Wear something sexy to my funeral.
by Pops Daniels on Jan 23, 2011 9:13 PM EST up reply actions
the only time i ever wore one was for concert band
at least you can put stuff in a fannie pack.
"I can’t imagine playing anywhere else. I enjoy myself. I can’t imagine being with a better team."
-Joey Votto
by justin007000 on Jan 23, 2011 9:27 PM EST up reply actions
Yuck.
Cumberbunds… Worst part of band.
"People don't kill people. Burning oreo packages kill people."
worst part of marching band
the year before i got to college, a member of my universities colorguard hit herself in the nose at a CFL football game half time show in Toronto. The band was suppose to leave that night, but they were delayed for 4 hours, which they spent on the bus in a hospital parking lot, while she got stitches. Probably would have been better off to leave her behind.
"I can’t imagine playing anywhere else. I enjoy myself. I can’t imagine being with a better team."
-Joey Votto
by justin007000 on Jan 23, 2011 10:59 PM EST up reply actions
we'll agree to disagree
the stripe on the outside of the pant is timeless
by Highlifeman21 on Jan 23, 2011 10:00 PM EST up reply actions
3 buttons on the jacket
the rest, sure, I agree, although I prefer a more full break with the pant than you described….
by Highlifeman21 on Jan 23, 2011 9:57 PM EST up reply actions
3 Buttons?
Surely you jest. Are you a larger gentleman? If so, maybe, but you’re approaching Micheal Irvin territory.
Wear something sexy to my funeral.
by Pops Daniels on Jan 23, 2011 10:27 PM EST up reply actions
i gotta say
I’d rather think about the Cardinals’ middle relief than formal wear.
I own one suit, one sport coat, and the tux I had for choir in college (which I still fit in, and I’m not as young as crolfer, no matter what I look like!). Actually, I have tails for that also. It has been almost completely useless since I graduated.
Pops, can I just call you next time I need something, send you a pic and measurements, and have you set me up?
"The USA despite its flaws and corruption and overall messiness is still a great and powerful instrument of freedom and hope for the entire world." - Madville
Certainly.
Be glad to be of service.
Wear something sexy to my funeral.
by Pops Daniels on Jan 24, 2011 6:35 PM EST up reply actions
I'm 6'1"
44L jacket
does that count as larger?
by Highlifeman21 on Jan 24, 2011 5:50 AM EST up reply actions
I'm considering getting into suspenders
I’ve always been a belt guy, but I think its time for a bracing change.
"College actually kind of beat that out of me, making me more, well, of an asshole."
man, my monitor's messed up and I couldn't tell the herringbone
now that I can…wow. What a man.
"College actually kind of beat that out of me, making me more, well, of an asshole."
my pleasure
I wanted to share the experience with people who’d appreciate it.
It was a great night, but very NY-centric (as you would expect, since it’s the NY chapter of BBWAA). It was kind of frustrating that there was so little appreciation of Joey in the crowd, though. It was like they hardly knew him. Josh Hamilton got loud cheers (dunno if it’s because he’s an AL player, and thus more familiar to Yankees fans, or if it was his dramatic personal life, but he was clearly beloved by the crowd). They just didn’t seem to know who Votto was. The people at my table did not know his father had died, or about the anxiety and depression that sent him to the DL. I don’t think they even knew he was Canadian.
That’s why I was able to get up close to take some photos of Joey, and why my tablemate was able to get his autograph: he wasn’t being mobbed like the others were.
I expect that to change in the near future.
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Well, if he wants to stay under the radar, I guess he should stay in Cincinnati then!
Great pictures anyway. I’m jealous that you got to see him speak in person! Fans rarely get to see their favorite players doing something besides playing sports in person. Did you have a chance to talk to him?
I bet NY fans remember Hamilton from that Home Run Derby show he put on at Yankee Stadium
When you come to the fork in the road, take it.
by poojols on Jan 23, 2011 3:25 PM EST via mobile up reply actions
Big city folk are some of the most provincial folk
by Brendanukkah on Jan 23, 2011 11:22 PM EST up reply actions
This is very true.
see what I did there with uzr? it’s like a LOL cats saber-pun combo.--Verka Serduchka
City Folk just don't get it.
"Don't turn off the TV if we've still got bats in our hands." - Dusty Baker
by PeteyHendrix on Jan 27, 2011 7:48 PM EST up reply actions
as always...
I am blown away by the quality of your work. But my wife has a question. She wants to know if Votto’s brothers are as handsome as he is? She also thinks the ninth picture down is very model like. She wants me to copy it, crop it and make her a wallet from it, lol.
Your work with that camera is so dog gone good I bet you could even make ’than and Madville look good!!
Thanks again for posting these.
"I cannot get rid of the hurt from losing, but after the last out of every loss, I must accept that there will be a tomorrow. In fact, it's more than there'll be a tomorrow, it's that I want there to be a tomorrow. That's the big difference, I want tomorrow to come." - George "Sparky" Anderson
Joey's brothers are kids
He’s much older than they are.
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THAT DOESN'T ANSWER THE QUESTION
"College actually kind of beat that out of me, making me more, well, of an asshole."
ummmm....
Michael Jackson probably wouldn’t kick them out of bed for eating crackers?
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by BubbaFan on Jan 23, 2011 3:49 PM EST up reply actions 6 recs
You know...because Michael is dead and sleeps in a coffin.
And he ate plenty of crackers in his bed at Neverland.
"Don't turn off the TV if we've still got bats in our hands." - Dusty Baker
by PeteyHendrix on Jan 27, 2011 7:49 PM EST up reply actions
This is wonderful
Joey is one of those ballplayers who can make the seamless jump from SI to GQ cover. And I like the disco-ball lighting.
I wonder if there’s a transcript of Larkin and Votto’s remarks floating around somewhere.
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by RijoSaboCaseyWKRP on Jan 23, 2011 1:56 PM EST reply actions
There was a camera crew there
They videotaped the entire thing. Last year, excerpts were posted at MLB.com. Including the MVP winners’ speeches.
Maybe they’ll air more on the MLB Network or something?
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awesome work, as always, BF
"College actually kind of beat that out of me, making me more, well, of an asshole."
Classy stuff, BF.
It’s nice to let us get an “inside look” at this.
JV casts a nice image, but I guess with his $145 in walkin’ around money, he can afford a nice hair stylist.
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You are going big time Bubba
Todays Fayplacement linked this fanpost/story."
"I can’t imagine playing anywhere else. I enjoy myself. I can’t imagine being with a better team."
-Joey Votto
by justin007000 on Jan 23, 2011 4:39 PM EST reply actions 1 recs
"redreporter.com" got pics
That must make BubbaFan a mod!
Or at least a beat photojournalist!
Hey BF: share with the camera geeks what glass you brought in your handbag!
"The USA despite its flaws and corruption and overall messiness is still a great and powerful instrument of freedom and hope for the entire world." - Madville
I wasn't sure what the photo policy was
so I brought my little “always with me” camera, a Lumix.
There are almost no photos from past BBWAA dinners on the Internets, and I thought that might be because photos aren’t allowed. Turns out, it’s because it’s so dark it’s nigh impossible to take good photos.
If I go next year, I think I’d bring my Canon DSLR, and maybe a 50mm f/1.2, or 100mm f/2.8.
Or maybe I’ll stick with the Lumix, along with one of those bottlecap tripods.
It really was a difficult situation for photography.
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Votto looks like
He could be in one of those Old Timey pictures of baseball players. Very cool look for him
YES
"Don't turn off the TV if we've still got bats in our hands." - Dusty Baker
by PeteyHendrix on Jan 27, 2011 7:50 PM EST up reply actions
if anyone's wondering what we were drinking

It was free Coke and Yuengling for everyone. There were a couple of kids sucking down the regular Cokes at my table. I was drinking the Diet Coke (wild one that I am), and the guys were drinking the regular Yuengling. At the end of the night, the Light Yuenglings were left unmolested in the ice bucket.
There was a sort of cocktail reception before the ballroom doors opened. Beer was $8/bottle. But once we got to our tables, it was free.
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Yuengling?
good lord.
"College actually kind of beat that out of me, making me more, well, of an asshole."
some more pics
These are kinda crappy, because they’re of the video feed they had for those of us in the back of room.
Josh Hamilton:


Barry Larkin introducing Votto:


Votto giving his speech:




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I see Josh Hamilton still has the crackhead look down in the second pic.
Either that, or he’s doing the Favre Squint.
by Geki on Jan 23, 2011 9:10 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Beautiful photos
As usual BF you always capture a feeling of movement and life. Votto and Larkin look great
by Red_Poodle on Jan 24, 2011 1:49 AM EST via mobile up reply actions
Joey Votto is sooo Bruce Wayne.
"Don't turn off the TV if we've still got bats in our hands." - Dusty Baker
by PeteyHendrix on Jan 27, 2011 7:51 PM EST up reply actions
Nah he's looking at his skagette bleach blond wife

Fred Lewis and EdRent together are not worth One Laynce Nix
that is racial classification!
"I can’t imagine playing anywhere else. I enjoy myself. I can’t imagine being with a better team."
-Joey Votto
by justin007000 on Jan 24, 2011 1:58 AM EST up reply actions
I'm just saying...
Votto is more than likely Italian.
So if anyone is a Guidophobe, it’s ol Pete.
"Never fight a land war in Asia"
Isn't that Simon Cowell?
Who is not Italian.
by Brendanukkah on Jan 24, 2011 7:20 AM EST up reply actions
I need a pair of tights with my name down the leg like that
I also need a large black fellow to pose for pictures with me, but I guess that can wait for now.
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Fred Lewis and EdRent together are not worth One Laynce Nix
by Madville on Jan 24, 2011 8:17 PM EST up reply actions 3 recs
Hellooooo
Del Rio? He’s obviousy Cuban. Justin brought him back.
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by crolfer on Jan 24, 2011 8:44 PM EST up reply actions 4 recs
(slow clap)
"He’s like if Ron Gant and Eric Davis had a white baby." -- GlennBraggsSwingAndMissBrokenBat on Drew Stubbs
that's racist!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Fred Lewis and EdRent together are not worth One Laynce Nix
on the verge of blue steel... joey could have been a male model if not for being awesome at baseball.
my fiance thinks votto is the cat’s pajamas. hard not to have a crush on this guy (no homo).

Well G. Leg it is OK here at RR to swing both ways.
Fred Lewis and EdRent together are not worth One Laynce Nix
I wouldn't say it's "OK" here to swing both ways.
At this point it has to qualify as the norm.
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Hey, I know what that word means!

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sounds greedy to me
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HEY BUBBAFAN!!!!!!
Am I late in pointing out that fya mentioned this in his blog?!
http://cincinnati.com/blogs/reds/2011/01/23/votto-dons-black-tie-collects-mvp/
um...
yes. :-)
And I guess he has a lot of readers, because I got an e-mail from Photobucket the other day, saying I was near my 10 Gb bandwidth limit for the month. Even though the month only started on Jan. 12 for me. Sheesh. I never thought I’d need more than 10 Gb of bandwidth.
So this image is hosted at Picasa, rather than Photobucket. It’s Rawlings’ ad from the program.

Three GGers from one team really is a lot.
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I am guessing that Corky didn't get in enough games to qualify..
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WALT"(CORKY? HMMMM CORKY…AH NOPE …CORKY?)’ YEAH DARREN"
DUSTY ‘AND THEN SON, I TOLD HAMMERIN’ HANK MOVE UP ABOUT THIS MUCH IN THE BOX AGAINST THIS GUY, AND THEN HE HIT #714….WE GOT A GUY NAMED CORKY"

Fred Lewis and EdRent together are not worth One Laynce Nix
In the future
you can upload the pics to SB Nation, if you’d like. You can import them via the FanPost tool and let SBN incur the bandwidth cost. Only problem is that SBN might resize the images if they are too big.
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I actually did
upload my photos to SB Nation.
I didn’t upload the scans from the program, because they would probably be in violation of the SB Nation photo policy. I posted them in the comments (linked from Photobucket).
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Ah, gotcha
I think SBN will automatically resize your photo if it is too big. They do that for mods, which is why I usually host big images that I want to keep big (the 40-man roster chart) on imageshack.
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Yankees'd
Although Jeter’s shouldn’t count.
by Brendanukkah on Jan 27, 2011 12:15 PM EST up reply actions
yeah, I noticed that
the Yanks were also well-represented.
Jeter’s defense was underwhelming last season, but we all know that the GG isn’t really about defense.
However, he had a pretty bad year at the plate, too.
He’s still one of the best, though. Goes to show how scarce good shortstops are these days. Especially in the AL.
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